avrora-general

[cosmic pier]

said person was like 'imma go sleep'

[warm bluff]

[cosmic pier]

i was like ok bye and then contacted someone i'd promised to help with some cheevos

then we went there and 5 mins later i get angry messages from said person

[gentle quail]

i dont have any dakis

[somber halo]

just get a daki

[cosmic pier]

"oh no i went off for 5 mins and ur already in a dungeon with someone else'

well ofc i'll be somewhere else

[somber halo]

tbh, im still on the fence about getting that formi/sirius one tho

[warm bluff]

[somber halo]

its one of those rare occasions where i prefer their default outfits instead of their swimsuits

[cosmic pier]

get the vestalprize one
so i can come burn it in front of your eyes

[somber halo]

i have that already

[cosmic pier]

oh

brb coming over

[somber halo]

cool, bring your ak-47 while you're at it

[cosmic pier]

sure bb

will you shoot me with it

[somber halo]

wait no, its supposed to be the other way around

[cosmic pier]

how bout I bring a bomb

[somber halo]

wow, great idea

[warm bluff]

[cosmic pier]

we can nuke alabama on the way

[stuck copper]

Leave alabama out of this. She's hot.

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

Go nuke the ugly ones.

[somber halo]

well ya kno, california could use that instead

[cosmic pier]

imma be nuking ina

so it checks out

[stuck copper]

We just go early

People are generally lazy

[warm bluff]

i just dont go and starve instead

[cosmic pier]

you mean

order pizza

[somber halo]

yeah, there's always a line at 6am, idk why

[cosmic pier]

just go at 5am

[somber halo]

by the time its around 9am, the line is gone

[stuck copper]

Going early means all the scrubs are still asleep

[cosmic pier]

ur an scrub

[stuck copper]

No idea. Early is good over here. Lines generally form when we leave.

[warm bluff]

can't go early sometimes since it might be reserved for the elderly

[somber halo]

i think thats tuesdays for us

[stuck copper]

I don't give a fuck. I'm at risk too.

[somber halo]

damn cal, you're not that much older than us

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

Yeah, but my lung has seen better days.

[cosmic pier]

i just go at 5pm while heading back from work and there's no line

[somber halo]

chinese vinegar

wat

is that the apple one?

[cosmic pier]

rando is importing corona

[somber halo]

only had the clear one and the pee looking one

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

Anyway, going early OVER HERE means you'll encounter people who are more disciplined as well, which is nice.

[somber halo]

priorities

i went to a love live concert last year at anime expo

[stuck copper]

sleeps till noon

[somber halo]

people waited in line around 20 some hours before it opened

i was mildly annoyed that i was in line from midnight the day of on the sidewalk

and you see people in front of us with folding chairs, blankets, etc

[warm bluff]

i got traumatized by love live

[somber halo]

the group directly behind us also brought in an inflatable mattress

[cosmic pier]

[somber halo]

[steep scarab]

[somber halo]

idk man, ive always been poor irl

[warm bluff]

@steep scarab

[somber halo]

so i never had the patience or finances to pursue hobbies even remotely hardcore

[cosmic pier]

ok weeb

[steep scarab]

@warm bluff scary pats

[warm bluff]

[steep scarab]

[stuck copper]

i am not very materialistic

[swift cliff]

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

[steep scarab]

go back to sleep

[stuck copper]

i dont buy a new thing because i want one, but because the old one broke

[warm bluff]

sleep is good

[swift cliff]

🎵I NEVER SLEEP CAUSE OF Y’ALL, YOU’LL NEVER SLEEP CAUSE OF ME!🎵

[warm bluff]

[cosmic pier]

i want a new cal

the old one broke

[swift cliff]

Dude

[stuck copper]

deal with it

[somber halo]

i kinda am materialistic sometimes

[swift cliff]

It’s 7:07 AM

[stuck copper]

my second monitor is an old-ass work monitor, but it works

[somber halo]

then i have buyer's regret and realize that idk where to put stuff or use it

[stuck copper]

besides, you guys don't deserve a good one

[somber halo]

then it collects dust

[stuck copper]

having discord on the shitty one is good enough

[cosmic pier]

i'd buy a figure or two just so my desk wouldnt be so empty but i dont got the money for em so i just live with empty desk

[stuck copper]

exactly, it just collects dust

and eventually it takes up space you could use for something else

[gentle quail]

just be like me

4 walls and a bed

also cover everything in plastic

[warm bluff]

a bed? rich

[stuck copper]

half my room is a bed, because beds are important.

[gentle quail]

so it looks like u kill ppl for fun

[somber halo]

i need to buy a new bed

[cosmic pier]

cal's gotta live with the whole harem on the bed

[gentle quail]

[somber halo]

but ya kno

beds are not essential rn

so cant buy

or ship

[cosmic pier]

you know whats essential rn?

imma dm you

[stuck copper]

we bought it specifically for the family, yeah

imagine your kid having a nightmare

[somber halo]

tell your son to learn to stop moving around at night

[stuck copper]

and you have to let it sleep in your bed with no room

[swift cliff]

I just received my worker’s compensation money!

[stuck copper]

it fucking sucks

[steep scarab]

sleeping on the floor

[gentle quail]

"it"

[cosmic pier]

'it'

dam

[gentle quail]

u just called your son

an it

[stuck copper]

the kid, yeah

[cosmic pier]

and then 'it fucking sucks'

imma run before im killed

[warm bluff]

i want a king sized bed for myself, that would be amazing

[stuck copper]

can't gender anything these days. it's 2020.

[cosmic pier]

ina rich

[somber halo]

i used to have a queen sized bed, then i realized i had no use for the extra space

[stuck copper]

man

[somber halo]

and ended up using the unused space as a desk

[cosmic pier]

did you fail to find your queen

[stuck copper]

i can't sleep in some regular-ass bed anymore

[somber halo]

well, that too

[cosmic pier]

i can sleep anywhere as long as it aint standing up
well, aint tried that so far

but it might not go too well

[swift cliff]

Why a King sized bed? I rather have an emperor sized!

[stuck copper]

i always feel like i'm about to fall off

[swift cliff]

[cosmic pier]

i wanna have a world sized bed tbh

[somber halo]

i dont move in my sleep, so im used to sleeping in a twin

[warm bluff]

sleep is good

[cosmic pier]

i do have those moments where i kinda see a dream and in it i just suddenly slip or sth then i wake up irl cuz my body felt it was gonna get rekt irl

[somber halo]

i just want to upgrade to a full in the very 0.000001% chance i bring a girl over

[swift cliff]

I love movies and video games

@last kiln Same here

[somber halo]

i cant get into movies unfortunately

im always around people that are though

[cosmic pier]

sleeping in school was kinda rough

[somber halo]

sleeping in school is okay

i just hate it when i fart in my sleep

[cosmic pier]

kek

[somber halo]

then i wake myself up from embarassment

[cosmic pier]

they had me infront of the teacher's sit so sleep was a bit high difficulty

still managed to pull it off

[warm bluff]

https://i.redd.it/0axcz506zwr41.jpg

[cosmic pier]

[warm bluff]

[somber halo]

dat doujin

or is it

[cosmic pier]

ur a doujin

[warm bluff]

It was just on reddit

[stuck copper]

you're a dumjin

[warm bluff]

I hope it's not a doujin

[cosmic pier]

ur a kandumia

[swift cliff]

[stuck copper]

@cosmic pier

[somber halo]

oh my

she's hot

[cosmic pier]

dam

cal selfie

[stuck copper]

stunning and brave

[carmine coyote]

Washington and Nor Cal need the bunnygirl skin

[stuck copper]

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

i think they like boobs

[somber halo]

[warm bluff]

[carmine coyote]

[warm bluff]

[somber halo]

this girl is cute

i'd feed her my radish any time

[cosmic pier]

[warm bluff]

Who is that character?

The bunny hair thingies are cute

[somber halo]

i want to say its an OC

[gentle quail]

@steep scarab come be my daki

[warm bluff]

[gentle quail]

[carmine coyote]

I like boobs too which is why Nagara should get a retrofit one day

[cosmic pier]

[cosmic pier]

nice jessica

[carmine coyote]

Jessica where?

[steep scarab]

ifrit

[carmine coyote]

[steep scarab]

@somber halo

[carmine coyote]

Now to find a way to actually utilize her one line attack now

[warm bluff]

[carmine coyote]

Saw the 6* drop and thought, oh another Angelina

[cosmic pier]

[carmine coyote]

Still want Apple Pie to come by though

[cosmic pier]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/292277485310312448/698185003837816853/unknown.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/691722275484991569.png?v=1

[warm bluff]

[somber halo]

i like her too @steep scarab

almost died just now

my bathroom is dirty and smelly af

[gentle quail]

ikea is sexual content?

[cosmic pier]

apparently

[somber halo]

so i bleached everything and used mr. clean's magic eraser

[cosmic pier]

nice

[somber halo]

somehow created a toxic chemical reaction that stings my eyes and poisons the air

[gentle quail]

man made mustard gas on accident

[warm bluff]

ooooh speaking of vr, the valve index is in stock again

[cosmic pier]

rich

[gentle quail]

1000$ VR headset

[stuck copper]

that's a lot of money for a machine that makes you motion sick

[cosmic pier]

[warm bluff]

[cosmic pier]

introduce her to cream pie

is ina being a lewdhead again

what are we gonna do with him

[carmine coyote]

[warm bluff]

i'm not lewd, lewd is bad!

[carmine coyote]

@warm bluff

[cosmic pier]

you fbi'd me for saying cream pie while its just a food
so it means that must have a lewd meaning i dont know

so ur lewd

for knowing it

[carmine coyote]

You do know that has another meaning too

[warm bluff]

there's another meaning?

[stuck copper]

another one exposed

[warm bluff]

i just added on to the reaction

[carmine coyote]

[stuck copper]

rei exposing all the pervs

[cosmic pier]

suuuuure

time to arrest ina for the 500th time

[carmine coyote]

Damnit Rei

[cosmic pier]

sorry wolfie

u get the same jail as ina

be careful in your sleep

[carmine coyote]

I don't sleep, I just pass out from exhaustion

[somber halo]

steam knows me really well

[warm bluff]

[warm bluff]

[cosmic pier]

[carmine coyote]

[steep scarab]

@somber halo

[warm bluff]

[somber halo]

damn, these are some attract OCs

[cosmic pier]

[warm ice]

@steep scarab

[steep scarab]

@warm ice

[warm ice]

[steep scarab]

[gentle quail]

creampie?

WHERE

[warm bluff]

[cosmic pier]

i just sent a pic of a cream pie

and lewdnaba found it lewd for some reason

[warm bluff]

[gentle quail]

i love creampies

[warm ice]

[gentle quail]

especially when it leaks

[warm bluff]

[cosmic pier]

how does that leak

[warm ice]

Luna lewd!

[warm bluff]

Blue lewd!

[cosmic pier]

can it leak

[warm ice]

I want to see Luna's most used emotes.

I bet it's all and

[warm bluff]

[warm ice]

Other Luna emotes.

[cosmic pier]

damn man

[cosmic pier]

you dumped warpat as easily as he did

ruthless brutes

poor warspooder

[warm ice]

Luna dumped Warspite in general.

[warm bluff]

[gentle quail]

when its all creamy

the creampie leaks

[warm ice]

Cease your degeneracy.

[warm bluff]

[gentle quail]

we're just talking about pie

[cosmic pier]

these people are weird man @gentle quail

[warm bluff]

[cosmic pier]

they find a pie lewd

liek wat

[gentle quail]

[somber halo]

okay guys

i poisoned the air

now im coughing more worse than corona

[warm bluff]

ventilate the area, that stuff is super dangerous

[warm ice]

Luna

Hold me.

[warm bluff]

[somber halo]

am dying

[cosmic pier]

faster

[somber halo]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/528197562998718474/691516144179478789/690831565441335307.gif

[warm bluff]

why would you need more than 3?

[swift cliff]

@carmine coyote Tell that to Restart

[steep scarab]

[warm bluff]

[swift cliff]

He literally watches hentai

[warm bluff]

people watch that kind of stuff?

[swift cliff]

[cosmic pier]

'he literally watches hentai'
that literally tho

[swift cliff]

No degeneracy in my Disney server

That's right my fellow toys in Andy's room, the House of the Mouse has bought Yostar

Sandy is officially a Disney princess

[warm bluff]

she's super cute!

[cosmic pier]

[swift cliff]

I just want more Litorrio pictures

My Italian wife

[cosmic pier]

litterio

[swift cliff]

I like Trento too

Litorrio being the woman of culture and Trento being the onesan

[cosmic pier]

i like onsens too

[warm bluff]

[ornate mantle]

@last kiln Did you actually buy a PS4

Or did you just borrow one.

Oh okay.

[warm bluff]

[ornate mantle]

Oh from the easter GFL skins?

Oh.

DM.

Must verify da booty

That is amazing.

[cosmic pier]

not me

yes imma take my throne back

[ornate mantle]

Gonna catch up to everyone form level 0.

Oh shit looks like Ascendance is picking up from where it left off.

[warm bluff]

[ornate mantle]

Das cute.

Who?

[steep scarab]

g11

[ornate mantle]

❤️

She cute.

[warm bluff]

yes she is!

[steep scarab]

[warm bluff]

[ornate mantle]

Time to move to GFL luna.

[warm bluff]

no more gacha for me

i can't afford it

[ornate mantle]

Haha.

Only AL and AK for me.

I'm gacha fried.

[swift cliff]

Me : VIDEO GAMES ARE VIDEO GAMES

I play my Gran Turismo on PS4 while grinding on Azur Lane on my phone

[cosmic pier]

[gentle quail]

[ornate mantle]

Farming LMD and EXP again from scratch.

[cosmic pier]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/440752961279492108/698226339198795856/unknown.png

time to weeb

[verbal obsidian]

milfilia

[ornate mantle]

What

[cosmic pier]

hwat

[ornate mantle]

What game.

[cosmic pier]

literally written there

100% orange joos

[ornate mantle]

How the fuck am I gonna assume that's the game title.

Thought that was the company or some shit.

[cosmic pier]

well that aint far off

cuz the company name is orange juice

[ornate mantle]

Oof

[swift cliff]

I notice Ender is still awake lol

[ornate mantle]

FeelsBad Corporate.

[swift cliff]

Fish just never sleeps

[warm bluff]

are you stalking the mods?

[swift cliff]

Ender is probably busy blowing up planets

Um, I can see their status on the right of me right now

[cosmic pier]

oh no its the internet sleep police

everybody hide

[ornate mantle]

That's not what he means.

[warm bluff]

[ornate mantle]

You mention the status of the mods.

Every now and then.

[swift cliff]

I mention other people like Pingable too

Pingable was like awake until 5 am in his timezone like WTF

[ornate mantle]

So you stalk users too.

[warm bluff]

[swift cliff]

Don't be slenderman

[cosmic pier]

only 5am?

[ornate mantle]

Luna I might get ACNH.

[cosmic pier]

[swift cliff]

Or else you will see static

Plus, Hanako was like awake really late yesterday

I have eyes boi

[warm bluff]

[ornate mantle]

I was doing research into ACNH.

[cosmic pier]

corona's some whack shit man
results in people policing other people online

[warm bluff]

if you have nintendo online thingy we can visit each other's islands

[swift cliff]

[ornate mantle]

Nintendo Online... idk if I have that.

[warm bluff]

yeah i never pay that much attention to people's sleep schedules

[swift cliff]

corona's some whack shit man
results in people policing other people online :KEKW:
@cosmic pier More puzzles to solve 🙂

[ornate mantle]

Is it a paid service.

[cosmic pier]

'puzzle'

[warm bluff]

unfortunately yes

[cosmic pier]

ina rich

[ornate mantle]

Hm, most likely not then.

[cosmic pier]

[swift cliff]

Random was probably up until like 12

[warm bluff]

ok this is getting creepy

[cosmic pier]

this is more pepega than inaba

[swift cliff]

I lurk

[ornate mantle]

I don't wanna pay for any Nintendo shit since I don't really use my Switch all that often.

[cosmic pier]

ina so rich he buys online services

[ornate mantle]

So I guess no visiting Islands.

[warm bluff]

no i have the free trial

[ornate mantle]

How much is Nintendo Online.

[warm bluff]

it's pretty expensive

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

paying for online is so fucking pepepga

[warm bluff]

[swift cliff]

How popular is Xbox in your countries?

[ornate mantle]

7.99/3 mo isn't that bad.

[stuck copper]

console manufacturers are just big scammers

[swift cliff]

I know Playstation and Nintendo dominate Asia

[ornate mantle]

Yeah, paying for online is really fucking pepega.

[stuck copper]

imagine paying ten bucks to change your name

[warm bluff]

i blame microsoft and their awful xbox live garbage

[stuck copper]

it's like selling air

[swift cliff]

I love both Playstation and Xbox

[warm bluff]

they were the first to force users to pay for online

[swift cliff]

Forza and Gran Turismo FTW

[stuck copper]

blame consumers for having zero standards

[swift cliff]

Yeah I hate Microsoft for that dirty practice

[stuck copper]

they're the ones rewarding that crap

[ornate mantle]

It's a shame.

[swift cliff]

I remember PSN used to be free

This is bullcrap

[stuck copper]

it used to be free and faster

[ornate mantle]

It was Free until PS4.

Then that changed.

[warm bluff]

nintendo online stuff was free until switch

[ornate mantle]

Oh really?

[stuck copper]

yes, and every nintendo game lags online. great service.

[swift cliff]

Playstation > Xbox

[ornate mantle]

Hmmm.

[warm bluff]

i used the online thing for pokemon x and y a lot

[ornate mantle]

Well shit.

Yeah idk.

[stuck copper]

reason they want everything to be online is so they can charge you up the ass

[ornate mantle]

I don't know how badly not having Nintendo Online stunts the ACNH experience.

[swift cliff]

This must be Gangut laughing :

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/674780762427359262/686750692333060120/video0.mov

[warm bluff]

it's not completely awful, i pretty much just stay on my own island all the time

i just got the free trial since my coworkers all have it

[ornate mantle]

So it's awful to a degree, lol.

[warm bluff]

the online thing is mostly for showing off your island to others so if you like socializing then it might be

[ornate mantle]

Meh, might hold off on buying ACNH then.

[swift cliff]

Well, gonna play some Hearts of Iron 4 now

[ornate mantle]

The reason why I would wanna buy it would be to make my island AK and AL based.

[swift cliff]

Good bye degens

[ornate mantle]

That's about it.

[swift cliff]

[warm bluff]

[cosmic pier]

[ornate mantle]

Would probably name it Gacha island.

[swift cliff]

[warm bluff]

her cheek looks a bit distorted

[ornate mantle]

Kyaru is a qt.

[stuck copper]

i might get a switch if it's hackable, then put emulators and tiddies on it

[warm bluff]

it is hackable, idk if the new model is though

[cosmic pier]

hackerman

hacalman

[warm bluff]

might take a while

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

if it's not hackable, it's not worth the money

[ornate mantle]

One thing about the switch that pisses me off is that Nintendo didn't include any form of customization to the UI.

[stuck copper]

you get so much value out of it

[ornate mantle]

Cmon Nintendo, stop being a bitch and join is in 2020 already.

[stuck copper]

ikr? what happened to wallpapers?

oh, right... gotta sell them

[ornate mantle]

Hell I wouldn't even mind buying them.

You just get 0

None at all.

[stuck copper]

it's what they did with the 3DS, so i expect them to do it again

[ornate mantle]

Like I get buying a game and then getting a bonus item.

[stuck copper]

because if nintendo is good at something, it's doing the same thing over and over again

[warm bluff]

yeah unfortunately nintendo doesn't really have any incentive to improve user experience outside of games

[cosmic pier]

dam

so nintendo is a resident of avrogen

[ornate mantle]

They really just don't care.

[cosmic pier]

azu go call em a broken record

[stuck copper]

and they don't have to. people will buy their shit regardless.

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

30yo little timmy needs his zeldas

and the marios

[warm bluff]

[gentle quail]

your name is timmy?

[ornate mantle]

Animal Cucking New Horizons.

[warm bluff]

nintendo games are mostly fun though

[swift cliff]

Sony!

[stuck copper]

animal crossing has always sounded like a breeding game to me, until i learned what it was

like, you have animals, and you make them mate, and then some other things pops out

[warm bluff]

also i like the portability of the switch, it's a really good piece of hardware, nintendo just kinda sucks

[ornate mantle]

It's a "relaxing" game.

[warm bluff]

[cosmic pier]

doom is a relaxing game

[warm bluff]

wait that's more like pokemon

[stuck copper]

yeah, the hardware is nice

[warm bluff]

competitive pokemon is a breeding game

[cosmic pier]

switch is cheap
i'd be able to get one if I worked only for 5-6 months without spending a dime of it on anything else
not like im gonna

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

just wish they'd stop putting all sorts of bullshit in it. it jacks up the price for no reason.

[ornate mantle]

Would rather just buy more LN than ACNH now.

[cosmic pier]

big brain

[ornate mantle]

What the fuck.

[stuck copper]

ah, yes

irrefutable evidence

[cosmic pier]

thanks in advance

wink wink

[ornate mantle]

Thanks in advance.

Just makes me mad.

That phrase in itself is such a shitty thing.

[stuck copper]

cOnFiRmEd ChEaTeR

[swift cliff]

[stuck copper]

he has polaris

only cheaters have polaris

[cosmic pier]

agree

i dont have polaris

anyone that has it must be cheaters

[ornate mantle]

Agreed.

I'm a cheater.

[swift cliff]

Or could he mean cheating in a different context? 😏

[stuck copper]

cheated on his oathed waifu with some other girl

[swift cliff]

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

[warm bluff]

[ornate mantle]

Woah she's cute.

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

@cosmic pier kiwami 2 turned into nioh

another confirmed scam

please ban. thanks.

[cosmic pier]

wow

he's in armor while ur in suit

cheats

ban

[swift cliff]

[stuck copper]

shit, dude. ninjas.

the fuck is this? lmao

[cosmic pier]

cal help

the youkai are cheating

they have 1 hit kill cheat on

ban pls

[stuck copper]

it's like they thought the game wasn't japanese enough already.

[cosmic pier]

thanks in advance

[stuck copper]

just don't be bad. youkai are slow

[swift cliff]

https://www.instagram.com/p/B-vmfXnhnsi/?igshid=6jbh4mi8ppgm

[stuck copper]

except for ninja youkai perhaps

[swift cliff]

This is so adorable!

[ornate mantle]

So as it turns out.

There are some LN I could buy.

[cosmic pier]

woah

no shit?!

[warm bluff]

[ornate mantle]

Not even shitting.

[warm bluff]

azu rich

[ornate mantle]

Don't ban.

Thanks in advance.

You bought Animal Crossing.

You're the rich guy.

[stuck copper]

@cosmic pier "kiryu doesn't kill"

[ornate mantle]

[cosmic pier]

they're tranquilizer pellets

[ornate mantle]

Classroom of the Elite Volume 5 is coming out.

[ornate mantle]

Maaaan, got paid this morning but I still feel like shit.

[cosmic pier]

hey atleast you dont get paid 50 bucks a month

[ornate mantle]

Dunno

[cosmic pier]

[ornate mantle]

[cosmic pier]

[ornate mantle]

Games are so boring man.

[cosmic pier]

im always at an state of boredom so it doesnt affect me much

[ornate mantle]

Hm.

[cosmic pier]

people: oh no staying home all day is booooring
me: cool but do I read VN, LN, manga or watch anime or play games today

how to get bored when there's so much to do

[ornate mantle]

Maybe the Nintendo store has something not shit. Haven’t checked in a while.

I have some LN I wanna read for sure

[cosmic pier]

fuck clyde

cuckblocking my pic

smh

[ornate mantle]

I just notice I get sucked into rereading some stuff though.

and then nothing new is too interesting

[cosmic pier]

heck off clyde

[swift cliff]

Hello my fellow shipmates!

[cosmic pier]

clyde: blocking pic

draw some lines over a part of the pic

clyde:

fuken discord

[stuck copper]

how can it be boring?

don't you guys have internet?

[cosmic pier]

i mean

i see people crying over the internet

[stuck copper]

fucking normies

can't spend money on starbucks for a single day and they lose their goddamn minds

[cosmic pier]

altho I do get bored of games once in a while/just dont feel like playing any of the games i have, i just retreat to weebing for the time and after max a week i can go back to playing just fine

[stuck copper]

there are so many things you can do

tired of games? watch something. tired of watching? read something.

[cosmic pier]

heck you can even spend the whole day lewd hunting

or researching

[stuck copper]

draw something, do research on the internet

[ornate mantle]

Maybe I’ve just laid in my bed too long today.

[cosmic pier]

dont you lay in your bad your whole life

[stuck copper]

you're probably dumb anyway, so reading up on cool stuff would help

[ornate mantle]

Probably

[cosmic pier]

no u

[ornate mantle]

I’m comfortable with Nitocris level intelligence.

[cosmic pier]

i've lost count of the amount of times i go searching for a pic or two of a certain character on danbooru
then im still there 3 hours later

[stuck copper]

just naming a few options

[ornate mantle]

Well gaming sucks ass

[cosmic pier]

you suck ass

[ornate mantle]

No, I eat ass.

There’s a difference.

[cosmic pier]

time to get banned

[ornate mantle]

Aight I’m leaving for a few min.

[cosmic pier]

dam

running away

[stuck copper]

https://tenor.com/view/trash-know-your-place-gif-12886026

[warm ice]

Azu gets it on?

[stuck copper]

bit short

[stuck copper]

since it's just a few min

[cosmic pier]

imma just dump this here

for self reference

game doesnt wanna take my gamepad smh

[stuck copper]

because it's not a real gamepad

[cosmic pier]

shaddap

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/683643877596594192/697951651159343165/unknown.png

game too old to accept my puny useless bootleg gamepad

even yakuza wasnt this rood

[icy plume]

I Minnesota voice

[verbal obsidian]

Cal more like cuck amirite

[cosmic pier]

cuckdaria

[solar fjord]

[stuck copper]

bwahahaha

even if i wanted to share my wife, she has yet to meet a guy she doesn't deem trash

[ornate mantle]

So you’re included in the trash.

[icy plume]

Cal married Sheffield?

[stuck copper]

no, i am not. i thought it was obvious.

[cosmic pier]

but you just say she has yet to

[stuck copper]

i expected some intelligence from you, okay? take it as a compliment.

[icy plume]

[ornate mantle]

So after looking through Nintendo Store

I am saddened.

[icy plume]

?

[stuck copper]

what where you looking for anyway? VNs?

[ornate mantle]

Anything really.

[icy plume]

Get Super Metroid

[ornate mantle]

Im not buying VNs through Nintendo

Super scam

[stuck copper]

buy your fifth copy now

[ornate mantle]

I’m just jaded to gaming

[stuck copper]

i'm not playing a lot atm. it feels like work.

[icy plume]

Animal crossing

[stuck copper]

with all the home schooling and whatnot, i just don't have the energy.

[ornate mantle]

Was going to get Animal Crossing... but even that doesn’t light a fire like it used to.

[stuck copper]

azu getting old

[ornate mantle]

$60 could go to be buying some food... hell, I could buy more LN with that.

I am getting old.

I guess going into different forms of entertainment when I’m already primarily into Gacha and LN is hard.

LOL

[icy plume]

Have you heard of.....

RAID SHADOW LEGENDS?

[stuck copper]

i heard it's this revolutionary new game that redefines mobile gaming

[icy plume]

WITH STUNNING GRAPHICS

[stuck copper]

and hundreds of characters

[cosmic pier]

just show azu some animal crossing games with people carving al shit on the ground
he'll go back to buying it

[ornate mantle]

The meme is dead.

[cosmic pier]

[ornate mantle]

Apparently doing that cool shit requires work.

So no more ACNH for me

I did find Bravely Default 2 though on Nintendo store

Just a demo.

[stuck copper]

friend of mine plays it all the time. she says she doesn't know how people live without it lmao

[icy plume]

Stardew valley?

[ornate mantle]

ACNH

[stuck copper]

stardew valley is the better game imo

[icy plume]

I meant suggesting it

[ornate mantle]

No.

[icy plume]

How about Syntekic?

[ornate mantle]

Im not asking for suggestions, lol.

[icy plume]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r5tsEJgPn30

[ornate mantle]

I’ll be honest I probably won’t get it anyways s

[cosmic pier]

play batman

[stuck copper]

they're giving out some sherlock holmes game over at the epic games store regime

[icy plume]

Reminds me. I should get around to playing Dishonored

[stuck copper]

never played that one for more than an hour or so

it punishes you for killing people

and i like killing people

so...

[icy plume]

Play starsector

[warm bluff]

[icy plume]

Or bannerlord

[stuck copper]

i still have those resident evil games on my backlog.

[cosmic pier]

dishonored prob my all time fav game

played it 23049823456234 different times killing or not killing everyone in sight

[stuck copper]

sell it to me

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

why should i give a shit?

[cosmic pier]

idk

im not tryina get you to give it a shit

if you didnt like it then you dont and i cant give a shit

[stuck copper]

lame

[icy plume]

Starsector you can do illegal organ and drug smuggling

[stuck copper]

you know what?

[ornate mantle]

Sounds like a blast.

[cosmic pier]

yes i suck at recommending stuff

[stuck copper]

i'm a contrarian asshole anyway, so i'll just download it and murder everyone. give me that bad ending and go fuck yourself.

[ornate mantle]

You know what I mean to be honest and to be fair.

[cosmic pier]

lul

there

sold

mission success

[stuck copper]

merely giving a fuck about that bullshit pisses me off

[ornate mantle]

Marketing 1010

[cosmic pier]

if you wanna kill people just kill em

[stuck copper]

exactly

[cosmic pier]

they'll get angry at you

then just kill em

[stuck copper]

why give a fuck about what the game wants? what i'm i? some beta cuck?

[cosmic pier]

if the game game overs for you cuz you cant kill them at the moment

just kill em later

[stuck copper]

go simp yourself

[cosmic pier]

well the game wants you to play however you want

and murdering everyone is certainly part of however you want

[icy plume]

I need to play The Evil Within 2.

[warm bluff]

i feel bad for hurting ones and zeroes

[cosmic pier]

i gotta play EW 1 sometime

[stuck copper]

if they piss you off, no hard feelings, man

[icy plume]

i gotta play EW 1 sometime
@cosmic pier don’t

[stuck copper]

just burn them

[cosmic pier]

the boatguy on high chaos at the last level does a shoot to the sky being all like 'haha u bad so im letting them know ur coming'

you just shoot him too

[stuck copper]

what's EW1?

[gentle quail]

evil within 1

[cosmic pier]

evil within

[gentle quail]

ewil

[stuck copper]

ah

[icy plume]

It’s bad

[cosmic pier]

ewil yes

[stuck copper]

ebil within

[icy plume]

2 is good though

[cosmic pier]

ebul within

[ornate mantle]

Ebola within

[cosmic pier]

i wanna buy all the dishonored games on steam to pay respecc but never have money when it goes on sale

[stuck copper]

is the second one okay?

kotaku is the whore that just keeps sucking, even when you hit it

[cosmic pier]

i mean

some of em like that

also

[stuck copper]

sekiro too hard, easy mode too easy

[cosmic pier]

ktaku

[warm bluff]

7.8/10 too much water

[stuck copper]

what's next? rain is too wet?

they bitch because they don't get an easy mode. then you give them an easy mode and they bitch it's too easy. like, bruh, you for real?

[cosmic pier]

2nd one, well, only did 2 runs so far and gotta do more, enjoyed it enough, still like 1 more cuz bias kek, 2 was nice with the variety between the chars and powers tho

kotaku: oh no the name of easy mode on this game is mocking me

[stuck copper]

vidya journos can't take jokes. at all.

[cosmic pier]

https://i.redd.it/hnozhvn82zr41.jpg

[icy plume]

Weren’t they complaining about doom eternal being too hard too?

[cosmic pier]

prob no ammo

[stuck copper]

since you can just set it to baby mode, i'd reckon ammo, yeah

[cosmic pier]

also one of the things i like bout dishonored is that dialogues changed if you had or hadnt done an action before talking to a person, so i just kept changing the order of stuff i did on subsequent playthrus just to get those new dialogues lol

if only you could chainsaw for ammo

if only there was a suit upgrade to make explosive barrels drop ammo

[stuck copper]

the game literally tells you how it wants to be played

with its five billion tutorials

[gentle quail]

thats what i thought too when i saw the article

easy mode is easy?

[stuck copper]

"this is a pig demon. shoot it in the ass."

[gentle quail]

who woulda thought

[cosmic pier]

Okay, I thought, I get it. This is a hard game for real gamers.```

[gentle quail]

real gaymer

[stuck copper]

that guy should get fired

because he is literally lying

none of the things he claims are actually in the game

it doesn't mock him, he feels mocked. big difference.

i wonder why

wait, no

i know

it's because he's a wimp lmao

[gentle quail]

more like a beta simp

he probably is subbed to a bunch of e girls

[stuck copper]

tipping all dem tokens

they're probably the ones that spam "show feet"

[cosmic pier]

wonder if aqu cough'd right now

[stuck copper]

everyone wants to see ass and tiddies, but that guy wants his feet

[gentle quail]

imagine the insecurity needed to feel like ur being mocked by a game

[cosmic pier]

i want neither of those

[gentle quail]

[cosmic pier]

guess i suck

[gentle quail]

u do

[cosmic pier]

no u

[stuck copper]

i you sucked, you'd be writing for polygon

[cosmic pier]

imma go write an article bout how dum u are

[warm bluff]

games are hard

[cosmic pier]

dam

ina already a journalist

[warm bluff]

no i'm too poor for that

[stuck copper]

"i went on discord. it's like skype but for nerds. there was this guy with an anime profile pic (which invalidates anything he says by default) and he made fun of me. this shows the toxicity in the anime community. they probably voted for trump too."

that's your article

[icy plume]

God forbid a game is challenging

[cosmic pier]

'his pfp was a pic i gave him for a long time too, what a loser'

[stuck copper]

i like easy modes. i don't want my kid to keep begging for help every 5 seconds. but yeah, they should be allowed to be challenging.

[cosmic pier]

i like hard modes cuz i like dying and suffering 23094234234958 times before i beat a boss

only downtime is that it consumes time

[gentle quail]

i like all modes

[warm bluff]

how do i change the difficulty of life

[gentle quail]

like i like all horny

[cosmic pier]

you like horny mode

[stuck copper]

especially photo mode

[gentle quail]

[cosmic pier]

i aint reached true enlightment on dishonored tho

you have this heart item who tells you supposed secrets bout the people going around
some people kill NPCs solely based off of that

"this guy used to slap her sister"
killed

[stuck copper]

because he's obviously a wimp

hitting women

the true man's way is to let them talk and pretend you listen

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

it's a joke

just in case

[cosmic pier]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jo6jUbjcOc

[gentle quail]

back when my ps4 wasnt dead

[cosmic pier]

nice

i cant really bother with achievements
mostly cuz pirated games dont have steam cheevos
even in steam games i really like i still cant bother with all achievements

sometimes i try doing as much as i can

[warm bluff]

[cosmic pier]

then there comes a random 'collect everything' and im like no u

[gentle quail]

i got all the sekiro ones within 24 hours play time

[stuck copper]

i stopped caring about them at some point

[gentle quail]

[cosmic pier]

i tried getting all metal gear rising achievements cuz thats one of my fav games too
but then came that one 'listen to all codec conversations' achievement

and i was like fuck that shit i aint listening to all the blabs

[gentle quail]

oh i also have this but

[icy plume]

@cosmic pier you play the metro games?

[cosmic pier]

[cosmic pier]

played the first 2

yet to play 3

[gentle quail]

i think i cheesed the game

there was some bug where u could finish the first stage on hardest difficulty without playing it

u just had to glitch through some wall and u walk into some area to end the stage

[cosmic pier]

in metro 1 i went around just smacking everyone I saw instead of shooting em
still got bad end
was kinda assed

but well atleast I got canon ending 4head

[gentle quail]

ur probs gonna get bad end on new metro too

[icy plume]

Exodus is slow in caspian but the ending level is worth the slog

[gentle quail]

i got good one

[cosmic pier]

prob gonna play the remakes before exodus

[gentle quail]

exodus feels too

open world

esp with that desert level

i kinda hated that part

[stuck copper]

open world

[gentle quail]

u get a car

with ass controls

[cosmic pier]

i cant bother finishing open world games much

red dad redemption was prob one of the few

[stuck copper]

they're designed to waste your time

[gentle quail]

good waste of time though

[stuck copper]

so you end up feeling like you got good value for the money

[gentle quail]

oh i also recently did RE3

got sub 1 hour clears on all of em

[stuck copper]

that being said, i did enjoy that mad max game. worth the 5 bucks.