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bawww

you know how that exercise game for switch is like 300$ on marketplace now
I figured, why not make a hand washing simulator
yup lmao
maybe i should sell mine
but you're already rich
there is a switch shortage right now. prices have doubled.
you dont need that kinda money
suddenly they're all gamers now
$300 is a lot of money
so I thought if people gonna pay 300$ just to have a gamer score attached to something as base as exercise

why not make a hand washing simulator so people actually wash their hands and get plat trophies
we could make millions

we could buy cheap smart watches from china and put some software on it that accumulates points for washing your hands.
I'll take 50$
no 50$ isnt a lot
shit would take like 25 cents to make lol
then add a feature that lets people brag about their hand washing score on social media
Wait I can talk off-topic in this server
thats my fuckin monthly salary cuz dollar just fuckin got more inflations on the exchange rates

of course
wow rich
So how many infecteds in Philippines now?

Mr Worldwide Luna
brb guys, going to Japan for a walk
5$ for a Japan flight wth
corona special
Seems worth it to me
im memein deadboi
you thought it was a beer, but it's a flight
actually it is beer cal
oh i wonder how much flights to japan are right now
you get tickets as a bonus
that's the bamboozle
ina keeps calling everyone rich n stuff while having more money than all of us together
don't spoil it

dumquan
ina has more money than aran
Deadass?
he also has 300 dollars worth of ring fit assets
that's free with amazon prime though
aliveass

you ever wondered why Akashi has so much money
she took a loan from ina



i had to ask someone to share their twitch prime just so I could be a hot sexy unicorn in doom


this is the other unicorn skin

just more purply
man
people kept crying at the whole unicorn skin deal
bein all like
'oh no my manly game'
'how dare you mock doom' or someshit

hoes mad


they should have an animal crossing skin in doom for the meme
it's funny cuse nobody complained when someone made a pink darth vader skin for Battlefront 2
saying it's not manly enough
"doom purposely went against this stuff for its whole existence"
'bruh one of the doom games was literally just cuz someone killed his rabbit'

hot take: if you worry about manliness, you're not a real man
how much you wanna be the plot twist is that the people complaining
are people who got killed in multi by a guy wearing that unicorn skin
no
That's not how it works.
you'll become some dum ugly girl at best

it's more like
i'll take it
dont be a man anyway
That's it, come here Luna, I'll make you into a girl.
teens worrying about being mature because that's what adults do, and they want to be seen as adults

wants to be an adult
GIVE ME FREE SHIT YOU NAZIS REEEEE
but if you're an adult, you don't worry about it, because there's no question whether or not you're an adult, since you're an adult
being an adult sucks
adult supervision inspect to protect
being an adult is good
We don't have any kids here (I hope.)
you really wanna live with your parents?
I mean game's rated what, 13+
who tell you to be quiet and turn off the lights just because it's past midnight?
if i wanna cook some chinese food at 2am, i'm gonna cook some chinese food at 2am
Imma let you finish Cal
but there's plenty of parents who dont give a shit about what their kid does
in their own house?
you never had that as a kid, you go out shopping with your parents and there's the neighor's kid just walking around alone
loser parents getting cucked by their own kids smh
honestly with all the costs of living alone over here i'd rather live with my parents
they gave up on givin a shit to my sleep times anyway as long as I still make it to work/uni
no supervision or anything
then again I dont really talk in voicechats so they dont have to tell me to shut up after midnight
yes
sorry I dont wanna ruin the poor wife's life
that's the best
but she's also your best friend
too difficult 
and you talk shit about other people, because you're bonnie and clyde against the rest of the world
Who'd want to be with clyde

clyde's a shitweed
always blocking lewds

I bet Clyde still lives in his parents basement
calyde
but ina's basement is a mansion
and rei
hey i wish i could be in the basement
oooh today is turnip day in animal crossing 
I think right now many people would wanna live in a basement
one with lead walls
and a hatch
i'd even live in cal's sex dungeon if it meant i'd be outta iran
I dunno, I kinda like light
fine i'll live in your my room
since i'm in there 90% of the day
didnt know Cal plays FGO

i like living alone so i wouldn't
i wish i had my own house
sometimes my neighbor is so fucking loud, another neighbor complains about us, because he thinks it's us
vadim blyat
same, houses are expensive though 
exactly
I wouldn't mind having like a shack in the woods
just channel ur inner kiryuu and just beat your neighbor up to prove em its not you making the nose
as long as it has DSL
imagine living in the woods with no lewds
i'd rather live without running water
lewd is bad!
I was gonna say, gimmie a pantry, a fireplace and a wifi and I'm gucci

back when i wasnt dead inside i did want to end up in some shack in the woods and make peace with the animals n shit
but then I went dead inside
rei


being a whiny little bitch makes you unattractive
nice
what if thats my plan from the beginning
wdym they dont like whiny little bitches

i quit 
they need someone to take care of the kid while they're out with their boyfriend
too whiny

being attractive or not doesnt matter when im holed up in my room all time anyway
that's why you have to assert dominance
besides
if being whiny little bitch won't work
he can always transition into ugly bastard

sorry I dont wanna take up your path
being ugly is better than being whiny, or boring


oooooh
it's okay. he has long fingers.
Hey it's not size that matters, it's how you use it.

dont underestimate fingers
(I'm getting banned for that)

fingers are important for gaming
I guess they dont call it healing touch for nothing

you know, I still find it funny
how they changed submarine sirens
to just surface up after 10 seconds
cause they realised nobody bothers farming asw equip
did people cry too much

they don't come after you. you can just not fight them.
kinda shame tho, I think proper submarine enemies would be cool
but they clearly dont have a good concept on how to make it into the game
i agree
it's hard mode ffs
you can reasonably expect people to have at least some gear
no, the amount of fights is also lower
is it
usually, it is
oh that, yeah
might not be universal, but i noticed it when doing it that one time
y'know, when they had story maps with cubes
nah you're correct, normal mode has 1 less fight before boss
aqu is the normie master
some events also spawned fewer enemies
meh
I could clear em just fine just running d3
like the one where you had to defend your harbor. normie mode was so easy, you could beat it in your sleep.
I miss fast animation mode from that
imma animate you fast
animate me some feet instead


this is the point where anime gonna go shit
why do we need an anime production committee in the first place
what next, the ministry of anime?
next year iran's gonna join the anime production committee
then all anime will have burka girls

guess we gotta have to revive fansubbing
I swear to god if ishuzoku reviewers season2 gets axed
cause fuckimation says too spicy
funimation is so bad, man
i downloaded reviewers but aint watched yet
you know when gg used to put memes in their subs to troll people? funimation is kinda like that, except they're being serious.
did you get the uncensored version rei
oh
also isn't funimation a streaming service
isn't that kind of a conflict of interest
so if I wanna get more hate I should go work in funi
gotchu
I don't want this to turn into the "Blue Bitches" hour, but I will say that some of their VAs are fucking awful people.
what says they won't block competition from showing certain animes
putting the people who didnt even know what ishuzoku reviewers was in a committee is so pepega lmao
clearly, they're the experts of anime
Except Chris Sabbat he's a good person. Met him at a con and he was super chill about everything.
"Funimation is trusted by the rest of the committee to use their international expertise to better market the show to foreign viewers and provide more detailed input to the other Japanese companies regarding what fans abroad would like to see."
Hey guys, you know this spicy anime everyone seems to love
let's axe it, clearly people dont want it
the best way to market this lewd show is to not market it at all for being too lewd, i guess
big brain
big brain strats
remember this archaic idea
where the market would decide if a show's good or bad
who needs that amirite
but we can't have dat
i made a mistake
we know what they want
sell them

is that a sexual innuendo ina
his inventory is full of nips
ill fill you with turnips

rip goblin slayer s2
just learn japanese and watch raws
to be fair, goblin slayer went ultra timid after first 1-2 episodes
they had the first episode which drove the outrage mob into frenzy
and then they toned it down
damn u seem that new hentai
first ep was so nice

then again if it stayed true to the mango
But Japanese is hard to learn.
the outrage was great. i watched it only because people bitched about it. great recommendation.
they'd propably get the ishuzoku treatment
I watched it cause Yui Ogura voicing priestess
didnt read much of it, but it had more stuff, yeah
the sad thing cal is that if it was just them taking out lewds, that'd be half a problem
but then you got this shit

first they went after comic books, then video games
people bitching is nice recommendations for sure
that's how I do things nowadays
if the blue checkmarks on twitter bitch about something
you know it's good
jesus, this is so cringe
you can't call yourself a reasonable person if you pull shit like that
cuz a big tiddy airhead would totally care about stuff like that
that's not even fitting to the character
that's just flat-out extremism

if society is a train, these people are the assholes at the back jumping up and down, forcing the train to go slower to avoid accidents
of you'd be dead because a bunch of maniacs would toss around nuclear bombs to show how big their imaginary dongers are.
can they just go ahead and do that
i heard somewhere during some war someone was ordered to pop the nukes but didnt
I'm guessing you're talking about cuban crisis
i think it was in WW2
where a soviet sub was about to launch nukes, but 1 out of 3 officers refused to press the button
nice 'room'
I mean WW2 they did use the nukes
good guy russian officer
i hate how we can't store these in storage
there's no point in ruling the world when there's no world to rule over
the 2 times I recall where they were about to but didn't was korean war and cuban missile crisis
these soldiers were talkin bout if the guy who didnt pop the nukes was right or wrong
then I just waited for em to finish and knocked em out and recruited em
the enemy soldiers in that game are mostly Russians so prob that
oh it's a video game?
might not be that then
unless you remember if it happened onboard a submarine
like i said, first heard bout the nuke outside the game
on discord
then later inside the game

i said it once, and i'll keep repeating it: those responsible for it should go fight their wars themselves.
fucking asshole general sitting in his chair, doing nothing
dam they censored mordred's new skin on jp
then talk about bravery
nobody should listen. just stay at home. let them do it themselves.
if trump were to wage war on russia, he should just fly there and fight the president in a duel
if he dies, we'll replace him with someone else and go on with our lives
speaking of war, did you hear venezuela tried to ram some cruise liner to take over their cargo
he'd get replaced sooner or later anyway
but fucked up so gloriously their ship sank
no need to incur insane costs by going to war. it's so stupid.
just stay at home let it do it themselves
yeah then they'd just send some asshats on their paychecks to off you or send you to jail or sth

nobody would off me, because nobody would care about me.
I care bout you
civilians are worth more alive

I like how you're saying the reason nobody wants to off you
is because they don't care
if they would tho


just be american and own guns
i am just against the idea that we, the people, have to make up for our leader's incompetence
so am I, but here we are paying for the mistakes the wicked witch of the west did
little men talking big because they have to do nothing
put them in the front lines and they'll be more careful with their little antics
god gave you corona

not sure you should count on him
what if pandemic is just god's way to combat overpopulation
Hoping for a deity to fix a pandemic sounds like something the deep south here would do too
also I heard something interesting the other day
the reason our cells have a finite amount of division cycles

is because if we didn't, we'd all die of cancer eventually
awesome
sounds plausible
we die of old age because our body wants to

ofc they did rei

i like to fuck with people by telling them they're not actually in charge of their own bodies.
and that they're not even their own to begin with. they're just a captain of sorts.
wouldn't a car be a better comparison
if you put random shit into the engine, it will break
perhaps
you can paint the hood and add spoilers to make it look better

add some rims
and the seatbelt may or may not save you depending on the kind of accident
aren't titans more kaiju than mecha tho
you can try telling your body to stop circulating blood, but it won't work.
big monsters
godzilla would be an example
only in this case it's godzilla you can operate from inside
not yet
gotta finish some games and uninstall em for space
aint finished valkyria yet lel
been on last chapter for a while
then wait a week more at least
it's hella buggy
getting better with each day but best to give it some more time in the oven
buggylord
@solar fjord so are you playing vii yet 
also get a mod that increases exp muliplier cause skill levelling is slow af
they went with the elder scrolls style of skill levelling this time
aka you level up skills by using actions corresponding to said skill
but the multiplier's so bad some skills will take you literally thousands of hours
ok boomer
ok zoomer
everyone: "elder scrolls"
boomer gamer: "final fantasy 2"
How about Azur Lane
she got poison immunity by standing in a poison dragon's breath and popping heal items till her poison resist turned into poison immunity
then she ate the dragon
because reasons
see? a true boomer would know that only ff2 had that shitty system.
True boomer “Dragon Warrior”
ff4 did not
Fire Emblem
i think mc was firion or sth?
Phantasy Star.
my memory no work
sounds like og 2 then
yeah, it's firion
i played 1 and 2 on a java phone
yes
Yeh
and the protag was this guy with a ponytail
Yes
yes
played thru like half of 1
then dad deleted it off my phone so i'd focus on studies more
pain in the ass
oh man I have to replay that game
I stopped midway disc 2
fei fong wong
Also need to play Xenosaga.
never played xenosaga but I know a couple characters
because they were in Super Robot Taisen Endless Frontier
Who doesn’t know Kos-Mos?
Anyone played Tales of Symphonia?
I did
on gamecube, yes
i wanna play the tales and trails and all those stuffs some time
but prob somewhere in the next 50 years
had its final boss theme as my ringtone at one point
That’s a good game.
especially with that localization
the one we got was even worse
my fav ff game is dissidia
yeah
if your character was level 5, he was platform 5
My bias for 6 probably has something to do with it.
the heal materia didn't heal
i got introduced with most of the ff chars from dissidia on psp lel
8 was the weird one where your characters could become overpowered in first half an hour by farming materia
Ew
and then you just spam attack
it had a good plot, but the battle system was too easy to abuse
new boss, new magic, gotta draw for half an hour
also Triple Triad
Too bad Squall sucks as a protagonist.

he does
Gunblades are stupid.
I dont think I ever figured out how to use the gunblade lel
oh was that it?
Screw Final Fantasy, I’m gonna go play Chrono Trigger instead.
I thought you were supposed to get some kind of ammo to use with it
and it does a bit more damage. no big deal, really.
Chrono Trigger is better than Final Fantasy, change my mind
played thru 3, 4, 10 and 13 cuz i liked onion knight and kain and the gang and jecht and lightning etc from their respective games in dissidia
still gotta play the remaining ones (5 6 8 9 and ig 11 was an mmorpg etc)
You’re right tho.
it absolutely is
Chrono Trigger is just more fun.
man, you can play chrono trigger today and it's still awesome.
CT is one of the only 2 RPGs I ever actually replayed in full
it was way ahead of its time.
Multiple endings, party members that are all useful, New Game +.
normally I never bother replaying RPGs since whatever story I get on first playthrough, that's the canon for me
one of my favorite things is to watch people get trolled in the sewers
I think they fixed the steam version
Helps that Chrono Trigger is pretty short too, making repeat playthroughs more bearable.
so it no longer has the shitty mobile UI
Who remembers NES and SNES classic scalpers? 😂
i wasnt bothered by it. i use retroarch.
yeah I'm always amazed when I hear Chrono Trigger is like a 6-10 hour game
when it took me easily 2-3x that long
but then again I like to take my time
gotta get all the triple techs, all the exclusive equipment
Is replaying singleplayer games worth it?
depends on you
depends on the game to
and how much you remember, i guess
I could boot up Jagged Alliance 2 for the 5th billion time to replay it and I'd still have tons of fun
I’m thinking of replaying my Gears of War campaign again
i keep replaying dishonored cuz i love it and i can still find new ways to hop around
Should I do it?
if you have to ask then prob no
Aye
I replay Mega Man games because I like exploring different weakness chains.
I could go for a supreme commander 2 replay
never played the first one
I’ve replayed Mega Man 7 so many times that I’ve figured out the most optimal path to 100% the game.
Usually I play games in chronologic order
SupCom 1 is better imo
I would NEVER touch the sequels until I finished the first one
but might be bias talking cause I grew up on Total Annihilation
SupCom2 was less TA and more standard RTS in places
i played witcher like witcher 2 > 1 > 3 
man
i played like an hour of witcher but now it's on perpetual backlog
i fucking hate witcher 2

My first part of my childhood was initially Nintendo
witcher 1 was one of the best rpgs
Then I met Xbox and Playstation
DMC 3 > DMC 1 > DMC 2 > DMC 4 > DMC V.
and then they did this console shit
That’s how I play DMC.
At first I liked Xbox more but then I became a Playstation guy
yeah I dont get the hate for witcher 1
it had a few flaws but I still liked the gameplay more than 2
3 was when they really got the hang of it
wouldnt normally play stuff outta order, but back then it was more on availability then chronologically
like didnt internet have to download anything
so had to just go to a game shop and pick up what was available
i think the plot and the characters were better too
which ended up in some outta order stuff
it was a really dark, mature take, with racism and whatnot
like i downloaded witcher 1 way later cuz i remembered there was this witcher 2 game i liked playing 
You know what games I hate playing? Kingdom Hearts. Not because of gameplay, but because the story is such a fucking jumbled mess.
I never could get into Kingdom Hearts
i don't disagree
too much of a clusterfuck
I mean it’s easier nowadays, but fucking Hell.
kingdom hearts seems to bank on nostalgia and fanservice
Here's an old game I have : https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/673790311834714112/695351519465308281/image0.jpg
I still have the receipt from 2004 :

Why the fuck should I have to play this Gameboy Advance game just so I can understand the plot of KH2?
nice finger
Yes I keep receipts 🙂
but dont you want to know who namine is?
didnt they rerelease like an ultimate ultimate edition
that has all the games in it
Yeah.
@stuck copper Why the hell would I self doxx myself?
he has a point you know
wat
I mean it's a gamestop receipt

That was from 2004
im lost
I don't want to doxx my own city
Then I have to play all these other games in between KH2 and 3 just so I can get the full picture?
Fucking Hell Nomura, give me a break.
literally not what i was talking about, but okay lmao
i'm replying to bhz
And the receipt from 2005 :
i just dont like pinging people
ok so
unless it's @cosmic pier
never been much into racing games, the only one I played a bunch was Midtown Madness
@stuck copper shaddap boomer
i played grid 2 a bit cuz it was free on steam
then uninstalled
Those old Gamestop prices though
mario kart is my favorite racing game
bloonbeard is a girl. quick, slide all those creepy messages into her DMs.
I’m done ranting about KH.
@stuck copper Dude...

Nobody knows my age here 
dont think anyone cares
dont really have any fav racing game but anything close would prob be nfs most wanted
ok boomer
i am 14
mentally?
just old enough to be here ^_^
cringe
see? i used a cute smiley
I’m 17.
I'm 10
i guess i liked hot pursuit too cuz i could go crash into cars and not get rekt for it

YOURE UNDER ARREST
why am i not surprised
btd
this looks like a facebook game
Good game
btd6 is great, i got bored though since i beat a ton of it already
@wintry sonnet That was my childhood man!
Bloons Tower Defense 4 is my favorite BTD game
i played tons of shitty TDs in warcraft 3
well that explains why ya'll seem more stable mentally
cause this is the kind of games I grew up on

dude
i played wings of fury when i was a toddler
you fly around a shoot little japanese people
was it the one where you launch off a carrier?
i think they made versions for other countries as well with different nationalities
yes
oh hell yea
I love the Age of Empires games
ant rts
i played a lot of C&C 2 when i was younger
My favorite is 3
it was such a good game
wings of fury was banned over here, but my dad was big into piracy, so...
piracy was the main way of getting games here back then
@stuck copper Where are you from?
since we just got divorced with soviet union
d
germany
so nobody really gave a shit about IPs yet
instead of game stores you'd use to go to a local flea market
and there'd always be a friendly guy with an ukrainian accent
bringing in a bag full of burned CDs
My favorite game of all time is Gran Turismo 4
again, they banned this 
Why?
glorification of war
WTF?
Germany was an interesting place back then
you couldn't even have blood in games
they replaced red with green
I’m gonna play some Sniper Elite 
couldn't have any nazi symbols in it either
it's more about keeping us down since we had this little nazi issue over here
so they more or less pulled our teeth
I don’t hate Germans, I hate Nazis
that's racist
the demons had cum instead of blood

it's also our way of taking responsibility, y'know?
I think my country is pretty obvious 

hot
you can call germany stupid and whatnot, but your country didn't put hitler in charge, so...
What even is the point of censorship like this
are we supposed to think these are blob people
nanomachines, son
Well country is probably the most featured countries in video games...
some iranian game dev was arrested and fucked cuz the game he made had some devil summoning or some shite


Should I keep my Gran Turismo profile picture or go back to a warship?
that's ruff
its ok
Some of you probably remembered I was Maine lol
you get whipped for getting caught walking with a girl that aint in the halal category

could even be a cousin
People still call me that even though I changed profile picture 
its ok
i was rei ages ago and they still call me rei
people just stick to 1 name yno

So should I keep my Gran Turismo profile picture or go back to a warship?
so, basically
if you live in iran, you should always practice social distancing
because staying at home sounds like the best option
which is what I do

not even hand holding, dude
just being close to her

i once quit my home
almost got caught cuz they thought i was a druggie
best option: never leave home

gotta play with my son

Playing kid's games is hard work. They're so boring.
play a tale of two sons
crossing animals
Play Mega Man.

That’ll make him into a man.

Board games
I mean
play orange juice with him
teach him how rng is ass
Minotaurs are basically animal girls


also floof
Not sure you should phrase it like that lmao
I dont know why we're suddenly in the anime stage of I can't believe it's not hentai
but I hope this trend stays along
I like the current timeline
Kittens are very playful
Try sleeping when they go after your feet moving under the blanket
i wouldnt wanna play with a feet weeb if i was a cat either

my cat used to wake me up by jumping on my balls

When i get a house I'd like to get a cat
Fur everywhere

I wear 90% black. No can do.
is 90 black a denier
fucks a 90 black
Typing on phones is hard, okay?
well
cal is a hot whamen
whats wrong with her wearing tights

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