#avrora-general

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warm bluff
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i'm sad

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i accidentally made my coffee too weak

stuck copper
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bawww

cosmic pier
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put it in the training room

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make it stronk

warm ice
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Make it hotter.

warm bluff
wintry sonnet
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hey cal

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I have a business opportunity, wanna join in

stuck copper
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hey aquan

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depends

wintry sonnet
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you know how that exercise game for switch is like 300$ on marketplace now

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I figured, why not make a hand washing simulator

warm bluff
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it's $300 now?

wintry sonnet
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yup lmao

warm bluff
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maybe i should sell mine

cosmic pier
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but you're already rich

stuck copper
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there is a switch shortage right now. prices have doubled.

cosmic pier
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you dont need that kinda money

stuck copper
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suddenly they're all gamers now

warm bluff
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$300 is a lot of money

wintry sonnet
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so I thought if people gonna pay 300$ just to have a gamer score attached to something as base as exercise

warm bluff
wintry sonnet
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why not make a hand washing simulator so people actually wash their hands and get plat trophies

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we could make millions

stuck copper
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we could buy cheap smart watches from china and put some software on it that accumulates points for washing your hands.

cosmic pier
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I'll pay 1 million iranian money

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(thats round 50$ btw)

warm bluff
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that's a lot

wintry sonnet
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I'll take 50$

cosmic pier
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no 50$ isnt a lot

wintry sonnet
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shit would take like 25 cents to make lol

stuck copper
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then add a feature that lets people brag about their hand washing score on social media

outer cosmos
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Wait I can talk off-topic in this server

cosmic pier
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thats my fuckin monthly salary cuz dollar just fuckin got more inflations on the exchange rates

stuck copper
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of course

warm bluff
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wow rich

outer cosmos
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So how many infecteds in Philippines now?

warm bluff
cosmic pier
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ok japan guy

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takes 5$ or sth for a flight to japan i guess

wintry sonnet
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Mr Worldwide Luna

cosmic pier
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ina so poor

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buys 2$ roundtrip japan ticket

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pays 1$ for like a few weeks

wintry sonnet
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brb guys, going to Japan for a walk

outer cosmos
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5$ for a Japan flight wth

stuck copper
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corona special

outer cosmos
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Seems worth it to me

cosmic pier
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im memein deadboi

stuck copper
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you thought it was a beer, but it's a flight

wintry sonnet
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actually it is beer cal

warm bluff
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oh i wonder how much flights to japan are right now

wintry sonnet
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you get tickets as a bonus

stuck copper
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that's the bamboozle

cosmic pier
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ina keeps calling everyone rich n stuff while having more money than all of us together

stuck copper
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don't spoil it

cosmic pier
wintry sonnet
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shit

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mb

cosmic pier
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dumquan

stuck copper
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ina has more money than aran

cosmic pier
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ina has twitch prime

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super rich

warm ice
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Deadass?

stuck copper
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he also has 300 dollars worth of ring fit assets

warm bluff
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that's free with amazon prime though

cosmic pier
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aliveass

warm bluff
wintry sonnet
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you ever wondered why Akashi has so much money

cosmic pier
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well

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sorry

wintry sonnet
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she took a loan from ina

cosmic pier
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"ina has amazon prime"

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super rich

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you happy?

warm bluff
warm ice
warm bluff
cosmic pier
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i had to ask someone to share their twitch prime just so I could be a hot sexy unicorn in doom

warm bluff
wintry sonnet
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wait, that's a thing?

cosmic pier
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yes

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you get 2 skins, and a buncha other cosmetics

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like pvp poses n shit

wintry sonnet
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pvp poses

cosmic pier
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this is the other unicorn skin

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just more purply

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man

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people kept crying at the whole unicorn skin deal

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bein all like

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'oh no my manly game'

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'how dare you mock doom' or someshit

warm ice
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hoes mad

warm bluff
warm ice
warm bluff
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they should have an animal crossing skin in doom for the meme

wintry sonnet
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it's funny cuse nobody complained when someone made a pink darth vader skin for Battlefront 2

cosmic pier
wintry sonnet
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saying it's not manly enough

cosmic pier
warm ice
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Because modern Star Wars is a joke.

cosmic pier
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"doom purposely went against this stuff for its whole existence"
'bruh one of the doom games was literally just cuz someone killed his rabbit'

stuck copper
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hot take: if you worry about manliness, you're not a real man

wintry sonnet
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how much you wanna be the plot twist is that the people complaining

cosmic pier
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as a real man that offends me cal

wintry sonnet
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are people who got killed in multi by a guy wearing that unicorn skin

warm bluff
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wait

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so if i worry about manliness

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can i become a cute girl?

cosmic pier
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no

warm ice
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That's not how it works.

cosmic pier
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you'll become some dum ugly girl at best

warm bluff
stuck copper
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it's more like

warm bluff
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i'll take it

wintry sonnet
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dont be a man anyway

warm ice
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That's it, come here Luna, I'll make you into a girl.

wintry sonnet
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manliness is tosic

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smh

stuck copper
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teens worrying about being mature because that's what adults do, and they want to be seen as adults

warm bluff
wintry sonnet
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wants to be an adult
GIVE ME FREE SHIT YOU NAZIS REEEEE

stuck copper
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but if you're an adult, you don't worry about it, because there's no question whether or not you're an adult, since you're an adult

cosmic pier
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i need an adult

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~an adult

warm ice
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I am an adult.

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-Not an adult

warm bluff
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being an adult sucks

wintry sonnet
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adult supervision inspect to protect

stuck copper
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being an adult is good

warm ice
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We don't have any kids here (I hope.)

stuck copper
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you really wanna live with your parents?

wintry sonnet
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I mean game's rated what, 13+

stuck copper
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who tell you to be quiet and turn off the lights just because it's past midnight?

warm bluff
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now i do that voluntarily

stuck copper
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if i wanna cook some chinese food at 2am, i'm gonna cook some chinese food at 2am

wintry sonnet
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Imma let you finish Cal

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but there's plenty of parents who dont give a shit about what their kid does

stuck copper
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in their own house?

wintry sonnet
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you never had that as a kid, you go out shopping with your parents and there's the neighor's kid just walking around alone

stuck copper
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loser parents getting cucked by their own kids smh

cosmic pier
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honestly with all the costs of living alone over here i'd rather live with my parents
they gave up on givin a shit to my sleep times anyway as long as I still make it to work/uni

wintry sonnet
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no supervision or anything

stuck copper
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oh, that

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yeah, that's different

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i'm a latchkey child, so i get it

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to a degree

cosmic pier
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then again I dont really talk in voicechats so they dont have to tell me to shut up after midnight

stuck copper
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well

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the idea is

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you get a wife

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and then you share a home

wintry sonnet
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and the wife takes care of you

stuck copper
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yes

cosmic pier
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sorry I dont wanna ruin the poor wife's life

stuck copper
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that's the best

wintry sonnet
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it's like having a mom you can fornite with

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and not have it be weird

stuck copper
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but she's also your best friend

warm bluff
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too difficult UniHurt

stuck copper
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and you talk shit about other people, because you're bonnie and clyde against the rest of the world

cosmic pier
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i already talk shit bout other people with you anyway

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sometimes

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be my wife

wintry sonnet
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Who'd want to be with clyde

cosmic pier
wintry sonnet
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clyde's a shitweed

stuck copper
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always blocking lewds

wintry sonnet
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always blocking images cause he thinks they lewd

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even tho they ain't

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fuck clyde

cosmic pier
wintry sonnet
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I bet Clyde still lives in his parents basement

stuck copper
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probably

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like ina

cosmic pier
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calyde

wintry sonnet
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but ina's basement is a mansion

stuck copper
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and rei

cosmic pier
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hey i wish i could be in the basement

warm bluff
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oooh today is turnip day in animal crossing AkashiSparkle

wintry sonnet
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I think right now many people would wanna live in a basement

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one with lead walls

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and a hatch

stuck copper
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to be honest

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living in a basement sounds kinda nice

cosmic pier
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i'd even live in cal's sex dungeon if it meant i'd be outta iran

wintry sonnet
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I dunno, I kinda like light

stuck copper
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it's called "my bedroom" but okay

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or "my room"

cosmic pier
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fine i'll live in your my room

stuck copper
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since i'm in there 90% of the day

wintry sonnet
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didnt know Cal plays FGO

cosmic pier
warm bluff
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i like living alone so i wouldn't

stuck copper
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i wish i had my own house

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sometimes my neighbor is so fucking loud, another neighbor complains about us, because he thinks it's us

wintry sonnet
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vadim blyat

warm bluff
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same, houses are expensive though UniCry

stuck copper
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exactly

cosmic pier
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but ur rich

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you can afford em

wintry sonnet
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I wouldn't mind having like a shack in the woods

cosmic pier
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just channel ur inner kiryuu and just beat your neighbor up to prove em its not you making the nose

stuck copper
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as long as it has DSL

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imagine living in the woods with no lewds

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i'd rather live without running water

warm bluff
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lewd is bad!

wintry sonnet
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I was gonna say, gimmie a pantry, a fireplace and a wifi and I'm gucci

warm bluff
cosmic pier
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back when i wasnt dead inside i did want to end up in some shack in the woods and make peace with the animals n shit

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but then I went dead inside

wintry sonnet
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you guys have woods?

cosmic pier
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I have a wood

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wanna see?

stuck copper
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rei

cosmic pier
wintry sonnet
cosmic pier
stuck copper
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being a whiny little bitch makes you unattractive

cosmic pier
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nice

stuck copper
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stop that EntyHeh

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women don't like it

cosmic pier
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what if thats my plan from the beginning

wintry sonnet
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wdym they dont like whiny little bitches

cosmic pier
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havent you watched anime

gentle quail
stuck copper
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i quit EntyHeh

wintry sonnet
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they need someone to take care of the kid while they're out with their boyfriend

stuck copper
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too whiny

wintry sonnet
stuck copper
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see?

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that's what happens to whiny ones

cosmic pier
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being attractive or not doesnt matter when im holed up in my room all time anyway

stuck copper
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that's why you have to assert dominance

wintry sonnet
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besides

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if being whiny little bitch won't work

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he can always transition into ugly bastard

cosmic pier
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sorry I dont wanna take up your path

stuck copper
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being ugly is better than being whiny, or boring

cosmic pier
warm bluff
wintry sonnet
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hey, that's not cool rei

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I'm not ugly

cosmic pier
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thats what an ugly would say

wintry sonnet
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yeah well

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ur pp smol

warm ice
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oooooh

stuck copper
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it's okay. he has long fingers.

wintry sonnet
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how does that

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you know what, I'm not even gonna pry

warm ice
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Hey it's not size that matters, it's how you use it.

warm bluff
cosmic pier
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dont underestimate fingers

warm ice
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(I'm getting banned for that)

cosmic pier
stuck copper
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fingers are important for gaming

wintry sonnet
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I guess they dont call it healing touch for nothing

warm ice
wintry sonnet
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you know, I still find it funny

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how they changed submarine sirens

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to just surface up after 10 seconds

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cause they realised nobody bothers farming asw equip

cosmic pier
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did people cry too much

wintry sonnet
stuck copper
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it's a bit of a joke

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i mean, the nodes themselves don't even do anything

wintry sonnet
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I actually lost more hp using asw equip

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than just going yolo

stuck copper
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they don't come after you. you can just not fight them.

wintry sonnet
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kinda shame tho, I think proper submarine enemies would be cool

cosmic pier
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sorry no one who dares to oppose me gets to live

wintry sonnet
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but they clearly dont have a good concept on how to make it into the game

stuck copper
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i agree

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it's hard mode ffs

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you can reasonably expect people to have at least some gear

cosmic pier
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hard mode? you mean, easy mode but with stat check?

stuck copper
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no, the amount of fights is also lower

wintry sonnet
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is it

stuck copper
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usually, it is

wintry sonnet
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6 battles before boss

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seems standard

stuck copper
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you tend to have one less fight before boss

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on normie mode

wintry sonnet
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oh that, yeah

cosmic pier
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imma start playin on amagi server if its real

stuck copper
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might not be universal, but i noticed it when doing it that one time

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y'know, when they had story maps with cubes

wintry sonnet
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nah you're correct, normal mode has 1 less fight before boss

cosmic pier
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aqu is the normie master

wintry sonnet
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3x points is pretty good y'know

stuck copper
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some events also spawned fewer enemies

wintry sonnet
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it's basically free D3 run

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or two

cosmic pier
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meh
I could clear em just fine just running d3

stuck copper
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like the one where you had to defend your harbor. normie mode was so easy, you could beat it in your sleep.

wintry sonnet
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I miss fast animation mode from that

cosmic pier
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imma animate you fast

wintry sonnet
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animate me some feet instead

warm bluff
stuck copper
wintry sonnet
cosmic pier
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this is the point where anime gonna go shit

wintry sonnet
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why do we need an anime production committee in the first place

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what next, the ministry of anime?

stuck copper
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power

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they just claim it for themselves

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to get a stranglehold on the market

cosmic pier
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next year iran's gonna join the anime production committee

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then all anime will have burka girls

stuck copper
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guess we gotta have to revive fansubbing

wintry sonnet
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I swear to god if ishuzoku reviewers season2 gets axed

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cause fuckimation says too spicy

stuck copper
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funimation is so bad, man

cosmic pier
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i downloaded reviewers but aint watched yet

stuck copper
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you know when gg used to put memes in their subs to troll people? funimation is kinda like that, except they're being serious.

wintry sonnet
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did you get the uncensored version rei

cosmic pier
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is there any other version

wintry sonnet
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there is

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there's the pointless censorship version too

cosmic pier
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thanks for ruining the joke

warm ice
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Oh yeah, I hate Funi.

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I hate the people working there even more.

cosmic pier
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oh

wintry sonnet
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also isn't funimation a streaming service

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isn't that kind of a conflict of interest

cosmic pier
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so if I wanna get more hate I should go work in funi
gotchu

warm ice
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I don't want this to turn into the "Blue Bitches" hour, but I will say that some of their VAs are fucking awful people.

wintry sonnet
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what says they won't block competition from showing certain animes

stuck copper
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putting the people who didnt even know what ishuzoku reviewers was in a committee is so pepega lmao

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clearly, they're the experts of anime

warm ice
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Except Chris Sabbat he's a good person. Met him at a con and he was super chill about everything.

cosmic pier
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is blue bitching again

wintry sonnet
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"Funimation is trusted by the rest of the committee to use their international expertise to better market the show to foreign viewers and provide more detailed input to the other Japanese companies regarding what fans abroad would like to see."

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Hey guys, you know this spicy anime everyone seems to love

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let's axe it, clearly people dont want it

stuck copper
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the best way to market this lewd show is to not market it at all for being too lewd, i guess

wintry sonnet
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big brain

stuck copper
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big brain strats

wintry sonnet
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remember this archaic idea

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where the market would decide if a show's good or bad

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who needs that amirite

warm ice
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but we can't have dat

warm bluff
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i made a mistake

warm ice
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we know what they want

warm bluff
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my inventory is full of turnips now

warm ice
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sell them

cosmic pier
wintry sonnet
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is that a sexual innuendo ina

cosmic pier
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his inventory is full of nips

gentle quail
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ill fill you with turnips

wintry sonnet
stuck copper
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rip goblin slayer s2

gentle quail
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just stop watching anime

cosmic pier
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stop watching anime

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watch hentai

stuck copper
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just learn japanese and watch raws

wintry sonnet
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to be fair, goblin slayer went ultra timid after first 1-2 episodes

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they had the first episode which drove the outrage mob into frenzy

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and then they toned it down

gentle quail
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damn u seem that new hentai

stuck copper
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first ep was so nice

gentle quail
wintry sonnet
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then again if it stayed true to the mango

warm ice
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But Japanese is hard to learn.

stuck copper
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the outrage was great. i watched it only because people bitched about it. great recommendation.

wintry sonnet
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they'd propably get the ishuzoku treatment

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I watched it cause Yui Ogura voicing priestess

stuck copper
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didnt read much of it, but it had more stuff, yeah

cosmic pier
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yu and your yui

stuck copper
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some nudity jokes

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like that goblin dreaming of girls before it got shot

wintry sonnet
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the sad thing cal is that if it was just them taking out lewds, that'd be half a problem

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but then you got this shit

gentle quail
stuck copper
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ew

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this is legit bad

wintry sonnet
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first they went after comic books, then video games

cosmic pier
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i watched dorohedoro cuz people were bitching bout the cg
now I really like it

wintry sonnet
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now they're going after animoo

cosmic pier
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people bitching is nice recommendations for sure

wintry sonnet
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that's how I do things nowadays

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if the blue checkmarks on twitter bitch about something

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you know it's good

stuck copper
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exactly

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weaklings are good at detecting the strong stuff

cosmic pier
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lol

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nice edit

wintry sonnet
stuck copper
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jesus, this is so cringe

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you can't call yourself a reasonable person if you pull shit like that

wintry sonnet
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cuz a big tiddy airhead would totally care about stuff like that

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that's not even fitting to the character

stuck copper
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that's just flat-out extremism

cosmic pier
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imagine wanting humans to be reasonable

stuck copper
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reasonable people make the world work.

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without them, you'd be a slave, trust me.

warm bluff
wintry sonnet
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if society is a train, these people are the assholes at the back jumping up and down, forcing the train to go slower to avoid accidents

stuck copper
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of you'd be dead because a bunch of maniacs would toss around nuclear bombs to show how big their imaginary dongers are.

cosmic pier
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can they just go ahead and do that

wintry sonnet
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they won't

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million dollar mansions dont handle nukes too well

cosmic pier
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i heard somewhere during some war someone was ordered to pop the nukes but didnt

wintry sonnet
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I'm guessing you're talking about cuban crisis

cosmic pier
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then some 10 days later i heard it referenced in one of the metal gear games

gentle quail
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i think it was in WW2

wintry sonnet
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where a soviet sub was about to launch nukes, but 1 out of 3 officers refused to press the button

warm bluff
cosmic pier
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nice 'room'

wintry sonnet
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I mean WW2 they did use the nukes

stuck copper
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good guy russian officer

warm bluff
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i hate how we can't store these in storage

stuck copper
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there's no point in ruling the world when there's no world to rule over

wintry sonnet
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the 2 times I recall where they were about to but didn't was korean war and cuban missile crisis

cosmic pier
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these soldiers were talkin bout if the guy who didnt pop the nukes was right or wrong
then I just waited for em to finish and knocked em out and recruited em

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the enemy soldiers in that game are mostly Russians so prob that

wintry sonnet
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oh it's a video game?

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might not be that then

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unless you remember if it happened onboard a submarine

cosmic pier
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like i said, first heard bout the nuke outside the game

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on discord

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then later inside the game

stuck copper
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i said it once, and i'll keep repeating it: those responsible for it should go fight their wars themselves.

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fucking asshole general sitting in his chair, doing nothing

cosmic pier
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dam they censored mordred's new skin on jp

stuck copper
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president doing nothing

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just sending out other people like the cowards they are

cosmic pier
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president curing corona

stuck copper
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then talk about bravery

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nobody should listen. just stay at home. let them do it themselves.

wintry sonnet
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so you mean the opposite of this

stuck copper
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if trump were to wage war on russia, he should just fly there and fight the president in a duel

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if he dies, we'll replace him with someone else and go on with our lives

wintry sonnet
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speaking of war, did you hear venezuela tried to ram some cruise liner to take over their cargo

stuck copper
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he'd get replaced sooner or later anyway

wintry sonnet
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but fucked up so gloriously their ship sank

stuck copper
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no need to incur insane costs by going to war. it's so stupid.

cosmic pier
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just stay at home let it do it themselves
yeah then they'd just send some asshats on their paychecks to off you or send you to jail or sth

stuck copper
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nobody would off me, because nobody would care about me.

cosmic pier
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I care bout you

stuck copper
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civilians are worth more alive

cosmic pier
wintry sonnet
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I like how you're saying the reason nobody wants to off you

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is because they don't care

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if they would tho

warm bluff
stuck copper
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just be american and own guns

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i am just against the idea that we, the people, have to make up for our leader's incompetence

wintry sonnet
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so am I, but here we are paying for the mistakes the wicked witch of the west didUniSip

stuck copper
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little men talking big because they have to do nothing

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put them in the front lines and they'll be more careful with their little antics

cosmic pier
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hey atleast your country aint hoping god will up and fix corona on his own

stuck copper
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god gave you corona

gentle quail
stuck copper
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not sure you should count on him

wintry sonnet
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what if pandemic is just god's way to combat overpopulation

warm bluff
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Hoping for a deity to fix a pandemic sounds like something the deep south here would do too

wintry sonnet
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also I heard something interesting the other day

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the reason our cells have a finite amount of division cycles

warm bluff
wintry sonnet
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is because if we didn't, we'd all die of cancer eventually

cosmic pier
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awesome

stuck copper
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sounds plausible

cosmic pier
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time to stop my division cycles

stuck copper
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we die of old age because our body wants to

cosmic pier
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they censored this on jp fgo

warm bluff
wintry sonnet
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ofc they did rei

cosmic pier
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there's a pussy on display

warm bluff
stuck copper
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i like to fuck with people by telling them they're not actually in charge of their own bodies.

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and that they're not even their own to begin with. they're just a captain of sorts.

warm bluff
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my body sucks, can i get a refund

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or swap to a girl

wintry sonnet
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wouldn't a car be a better comparison

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if you put random shit into the engine, it will break

cosmic pier
stuck copper
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perhaps

wintry sonnet
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you can paint the hood and add spoilers to make it look better

warm bluff
wintry sonnet
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add some rims

cosmic pier
#

the body is a mech

#

life is a mecha anime

wintry sonnet
#

and the seatbelt may or may not save you depending on the kind of accident

cosmic pier
#

attack on titan is a mecha too

wintry sonnet
#

aren't titans more kaiju than mecha tho

stuck copper
#

you can try telling your body to stop circulating blood, but it won't work.

cosmic pier
#

whats a kaiju

#

my weeb machine is failing

stuck copper
#

big monsters

wintry sonnet
#

godzilla would be an example

#

only in this case it's godzilla you can operate from inside

cosmic pier
#

mecha kaiju

#

mekaiju

wintry sonnet
#

hey rei

#

did you play bannerlul yet

cosmic pier
#

not yet

#

gotta finish some games and uninstall em for space

#

aint finished valkyria yet lel
been on last chapter for a while

wintry sonnet
#

then wait a week more at least

#

it's hella buggy

#

getting better with each day but best to give it some more time in the oven

cosmic pier
#

time to blobpirate VII in a few days

stuck copper
#

buggylord

cosmic pier
#

@solar fjord so are you playing vii yet Entyheh

wintry sonnet
#

also get a mod that increases exp muliplier cause skill levelling is slow af

#

they went with the elder scrolls style of skill levelling this time

#

aka you level up skills by using actions corresponding to said skill

#

but the multiplier's so bad some skills will take you literally thousands of hours

cosmic pier
#

sounds like ff II

#

and that shield hero gal anime

stuck copper
#

ok boomer

cosmic pier
#

ok zoomer

lean yoke
#

OK weeb

#

Joke

stuck copper
#

everyone: "elder scrolls"
boomer gamer: "final fantasy 2"

lean yoke
#

How about Azur Lane

wintry sonnet
#

when you say Final fantasy 2

#

do you mean actual 2

#

or the US 2

#

which is 4

cosmic pier
#

she got poison immunity by standing in a poison dragon's breath and popping heal items till her poison resist turned into poison immunity
then she ate the dragon

wintry sonnet
#

because reasons

cosmic pier
#

uhhh

stuck copper
#

see? a true boomer would know that only ff2 had that shitty system.

cosmic pier
#

the one with that guy that was default named guy

#

or something

warm ice
#

True boomer “Dragon Warrior”

stuck copper
#

ff4 did not

lean yoke
#

Fire Emblem

cosmic pier
#

i think mc was firion or sth?

warm ice
#

Phantasy Star.

cosmic pier
#

my memory no work

wintry sonnet
#

sounds like og 2 then

stuck copper
#

yeah, it's firion

warm ice
#

Xenogears.

#

Oh god I need to play that one.

cosmic pier
#

i played 1 and 2 on a java phone

wintry sonnet
#

xenogears

#

that sounds familiar

#

was it the one with mechs

stuck copper
#

yes

warm ice
#

Yeh

wintry sonnet
#

and the protag was this guy with a ponytail

warm ice
#

Yes

stuck copper
#

yes

cosmic pier
#

played thru like half of 1
then dad deleted it off my phone so i'd focus on studies more

#

pain in the ass

wintry sonnet
#

oh man I have to replay that game

cosmic pier
#

had to play all over again

wintry sonnet
#

I stopped midway disc 2

stuck copper
#

fei fong wong

warm ice
#

Also need to play Xenosaga.

wintry sonnet
#

never played xenosaga but I know a couple characters

cosmic pier
#

op guy

wintry sonnet
#

because they were in Super Robot Taisen Endless Frontier

warm ice
#

Who doesn’t know Kos-Mos?

cosmic pier
#

me

#

i aint played xenog

stuck copper
#

gears was nice

#

back then

warm ice
#

Anyone played Tales of Symphonia?

wintry sonnet
#

I did

stuck copper
#

on gamecube, yes

cosmic pier
#

i wanna play the tales and trails and all those stuffs some time

#

but prob somewhere in the next 50 years

wintry sonnet
#

had its final boss theme as my ringtone at one point

warm ice
#

That’s a good game.

cosmic pier
#

time for some thyghza

warm ice
#

I never got the hype behind FF7.

#

Yeah it’s a good game, but best in the series? Nah.

stuck copper
#

especially with that localization

warm ice
#

Localization was whack during that time.

#

Unless it was Metal Gear.

stuck copper
#

the one we got was even worse

cosmic pier
#

my fav ff game is dissidia

wintry sonnet
#

what are the 3 FF games that people usually argue are the best

#

6 7 and 9?

stuck copper
#

the used the german word for platform

#

which absolutely nobody did

cosmic pier
#

9 was uhhh

#

the monkey guy?

#

zidan

wintry sonnet
#

yeah

stuck copper
#

if your character was level 5, he was platform 5

warm ice
#

My bias for 6 probably has something to do with it.

stuck copper
#

the heal materia didn't heal

cosmic pier
#

i got introduced with most of the ff chars from dissidia on psp lel

wintry sonnet
#

8 was the weird one where your characters could become overpowered in first half an hour by farming materia

warm ice
#

Ew

wintry sonnet
#

and then you just spam attack

warm ice
#

FF8.

stuck copper
#

8 was okay

#

drawing sucked tho

wintry sonnet
#

it had a good plot, but the battle system was too easy to abuse

stuck copper
#

new boss, new magic, gotta draw for half an hour

wintry sonnet
#

also Triple Triad

warm ice
#

Too bad Squall sucks as a protagonist.

wintry sonnet
stuck copper
#

he does

warm ice
#

Gunblades are stupid.

wintry sonnet
#

I dont think I ever figured out how to use the gunblade lel

stuck copper
#

you just press the button when it hits

#

like a rythm game

wintry sonnet
#

oh was that it?

warm ice
#

Screw Final Fantasy, I’m gonna go play Chrono Trigger instead.

wintry sonnet
#

I thought you were supposed to get some kind of ammo to use with it

stuck copper
#

and it does a bit more damage. no big deal, really.

wintry sonnet
#

Chrono Trigger is better than Final Fantasy, change my mind

cosmic pier
#

played thru 3, 4, 10 and 13 cuz i liked onion knight and kain and the gang and jecht and lightning etc from their respective games in dissidia
still gotta play the remaining ones (5 6 8 9 and ig 11 was an mmorpg etc)

warm ice
#

You’re right tho.

stuck copper
#

it absolutely is

cosmic pier
#

ff12 was my first ff i thonk

#

on ps2

warm ice
#

Chrono Trigger is just more fun.

stuck copper
#

man, you can play chrono trigger today and it's still awesome.

wintry sonnet
#

CT is one of the only 2 RPGs I ever actually replayed in full

stuck copper
#

it was way ahead of its time.

warm ice
#

Multiple endings, party members that are all useful, New Game +.

wintry sonnet
#

normally I never bother replaying RPGs since whatever story I get on first playthrough, that's the canon for me

stuck copper
#

one of my favorite things is to watch people get trolled in the sewers

wintry sonnet
#

I think they fixed the steam version

warm ice
#

Helps that Chrono Trigger is pretty short too, making repeat playthroughs more bearable.

wintry sonnet
#

so it no longer has the shitty mobile UI

swift cliff
#

Who remembers NES and SNES classic scalpers? 😂

stuck copper
#

i wasnt bothered by it. i use retroarch.

wintry sonnet
#

yeah I'm always amazed when I hear Chrono Trigger is like a 6-10 hour game

#

when it took me easily 2-3x that long

#

but then again I like to take my time

#

gotta get all the triple techs, all the exclusive equipment

swift cliff
#

Is replaying singleplayer games worth it?

cosmic pier
#

depends on you

wintry sonnet
#

depends on the game to

stuck copper
#

and how much you remember, i guess

wintry sonnet
#

I could boot up Jagged Alliance 2 for the 5th billion time to replay it and I'd still have tons of fun

swift cliff
#

I’m thinking of replaying my Gears of War campaign again

cosmic pier
#

i keep replaying dishonored cuz i love it and i can still find new ways to hop around

swift cliff
#

Should I do it?

cosmic pier
#

if you have to ask then prob no

swift cliff
#

Aye

warm ice
#

I replay Mega Man games because I like exploring different weakness chains.

swift cliff
#

I’ll probably just do multiplayer then

#

Party like it’s 2006

cosmic pier
#

I could go for a supreme commander 2 replay
never played the first one

warm ice
#

I’ve replayed Mega Man 7 so many times that I’ve figured out the most optimal path to 100% the game.

swift cliff
#

Usually I play games in chronologic order

wintry sonnet
#

SupCom 1 is better imo

swift cliff
#

I would NEVER touch the sequels until I finished the first one

wintry sonnet
#

but might be bias talking cause I grew up on Total Annihilation

#

SupCom2 was less TA and more standard RTS in places

cosmic pier
#

i played witcher like witcher 2 > 1 > 3 LappKek

stuck copper
#

man

warm bluff
#

i played like an hour of witcher but now it's on perpetual backlog

stuck copper
#

i fucking hate witcher 2

warm bluff
swift cliff
#

My first part of my childhood was initially Nintendo

stuck copper
#

witcher 1 was one of the best rpgs

swift cliff
#

Then I met Xbox and Playstation

warm ice
#

DMC 3 > DMC 1 > DMC 2 > DMC 4 > DMC V.

stuck copper
#

and then they did this console shit

warm ice
#

That’s how I play DMC.

swift cliff
#

At first I liked Xbox more but then I became a Playstation guy

wintry sonnet
#

yeah I dont get the hate for witcher 1

#

it had a few flaws but I still liked the gameplay more than 2

#

3 was when they really got the hang of it

cosmic pier
#

wouldnt normally play stuff outta order, but back then it was more on availability then chronologically
like didnt internet have to download anything
so had to just go to a game shop and pick up what was available

stuck copper
#

i think the plot and the characters were better too

cosmic pier
#

which ended up in some outta order stuff

stuck copper
#

it was a really dark, mature take, with racism and whatnot

cosmic pier
#

like i downloaded witcher 1 way later cuz i remembered there was this witcher 2 game i liked playing LappKek

warm ice
#

You know what games I hate playing? Kingdom Hearts. Not because of gameplay, but because the story is such a fucking jumbled mess.

wintry sonnet
#

I never could get into Kingdom Hearts

stuck copper
#

i don't disagree

wintry sonnet
#

too much of a clusterfuck

warm ice
#

I mean it’s easier nowadays, but fucking Hell.

stuck copper
#

kingdom hearts seems to bank on nostalgia and fanservice

cosmic pier
#

i think my brother was tryina plat all the KH games on his ps4

warm bluff
warm ice
#

Why the fuck should I have to play this Gameboy Advance game just so I can understand the plot of KH2?

cosmic pier
#

nice finger

swift cliff
#

Yes I keep receipts 🙂

stuck copper
#

but dont you want to know who namine is?

wintry sonnet
#

didnt they rerelease like an ultimate ultimate edition

#

that has all the games in it

warm ice
#

Yeah.

swift cliff
#

@stuck copper Why the hell would I self doxx myself?

wintry sonnet
#

he has a point you know

cosmic pier
#

wat

wintry sonnet
#

I mean it's a gamestop receipt

stuck copper
wintry sonnet
#

nobody with dignity would admit to buying gamestop nowadays

swift cliff
#

That was from 2004

cosmic pier
#

im lost

swift cliff
#

I don't want to doxx my own city

warm ice
#

Then I have to play all these other games in between KH2 and 3 just so I can get the full picture?

#

Fucking Hell Nomura, give me a break.

stuck copper
#

literally not what i was talking about, but okay lmao

wintry sonnet
#

if you want a good, underappreciated RPG to play btw

#

play Gothic

swift cliff
#

Here's another oldie I have :

stuck copper
#

i'm replying to bhz

cosmic pier
swift cliff
#

And the receipt from 2005 :

stuck copper
#

i just dont like pinging people

cosmic pier
#

ok so

stuck copper
#

unless it's @cosmic pier

wintry sonnet
#

never been much into racing games, the only one I played a bunch was Midtown Madness

cosmic pier
#

@stuck copper shaddap boomer

#

i played grid 2 a bit cuz it was free on steam

#

then uninstalled

swift cliff
#

Those old Gamestop prices though

warm bluff
#

mario kart is my favorite racing game

stuck copper
#

bloonbeard is a girl. quick, slide all those creepy messages into her DMs.

warm ice
#

I’m done ranting about KH.

swift cliff
#

@stuck copper Dude...

gentle quail
swift cliff
#

Nobody knows my age here fear

cosmic pier
#

dont think anyone cares

#

dont really have any fav racing game but anything close would prob be nfs most wanted

wintry sonnet
#

ya'll younger than me anyway

#

except maybe cal

#

he bigger boomer than me

cosmic pier
#

ok boomer

stuck copper
#

i am 14

cosmic pier
#

mentally?

stuck copper
#

just old enough to be here ^_^

cosmic pier
#

cringe

wintry sonnet
#

dam

#

I'm 11

stuck copper
#

see? i used a cute smiley

warm ice
#

I’m 17.

warm epoch
#

I'm 10

cosmic pier
#

i guess i liked hot pursuit too cuz i could go crash into cars and not get rekt for it

warm bluff
cosmic pier
#

dam i found inaba

#

in ina country they arrest people for being 10

warm epoch
#

UniFBI YOURE UNDER ARREST

cosmic pier
#

why am i not surprised

wintry sonnet
warm epoch
#

btd

wintry sonnet
#

this looks like a facebook game

warm epoch
#

Good game

warm bluff
#

btd6 is great, i got bored though since i beat a ton of it already

swift cliff
#

@wintry sonnet That was my childhood man!

#

Bloons Tower Defense 4 is my favorite BTD game

stuck copper
#

i played tons of shitty TDs in warcraft 3

wintry sonnet
#

well that explains why ya'll seem more stable mentally

#

cause this is the kind of games I grew up on

stuck copper
#

dude

#

i played wings of fury when i was a toddler

#

you fly around a shoot little japanese people

wintry sonnet
#

was it the one where you launch off a carrier?

stuck copper
#

i think they made versions for other countries as well with different nationalities

#

yes

wintry sonnet
#

oh hell yea

cosmic pier
#

used to play a lotta this when I was smol

swift cliff
#

I love the Age of Empires games

wintry sonnet
#

ant rts

warm bluff
#

i played a lot of C&C 2 when i was younger

swift cliff
#

My favorite is 3

warm bluff
#

it was such a good game

stuck copper
#

wings of fury was banned over here, but my dad was big into piracy, so...

cosmic pier
#

dam

#

i take after your dad

wintry sonnet
#

piracy was the main way of getting games here back then

swift cliff
#

@stuck copper Where are you from?

wintry sonnet
#

since we just got divorced with soviet union

cosmic pier
#

d

stuck copper
#

germany

wintry sonnet
#

so nobody really gave a shit about IPs yet

cosmic pier
#

first game i rember seein was doom

#

my dad was playin it

wintry sonnet
#

instead of game stores you'd use to go to a local flea market

#

and there'd always be a friendly guy with an ukrainian accent

#

bringing in a bag full of burned CDs

warm ice
#

Played a lot of Dragon Quest 8 on my PS2.

#

I need to replay that game.

wintry sonnet
#

OH

#

Knights and Merchants

#

that's a game I played to death

swift cliff
#

My favorite game of all time is Gran Turismo 4

stuck copper
swift cliff
#

Why?

wintry sonnet
stuck copper
#

glorification of war

swift cliff
#

WTF?

wintry sonnet
#

Germany was an interesting place back then

#

you couldn't even have blood in games

#

they replaced red with green

swift cliff
#

I’m gonna play some Sniper Elite Marine2

wintry sonnet
#

couldn't have any nazi symbols in it either

stuck copper
#

it's more about keeping us down since we had this little nazi issue over here

#

so they more or less pulled our teeth

swift cliff
#

I don’t hate Germans, I hate Nazis

cosmic pier
#

its ok seven deadly sins s3 had to censor blood too

#

it was white

wintry sonnet
#

that's racist

cosmic pier
#

the demons had cum instead of blood

wintry sonnet
stuck copper
#

it's also our way of taking responsibility, y'know?

swift cliff
#

I think my country is pretty obvious LappKek

cosmic pier
warm bluff
wintry sonnet
#

hot

stuck copper
#

you can call germany stupid and whatnot, but your country didn't put hitler in charge, so...

wintry sonnet
#

What even is the point of censorship like this

#

are we supposed to think these are blob people

stuck copper
#

nanomachines, son

swift cliff
#

Well country is probably the most featured countries in video games...

cosmic pier
#

some iranian game dev was arrested and fucked cuz the game he made had some devil summoning or some shite

swift cliff
cosmic pier
wintry sonnet
#

dam

#

people get fucked as punishment over there for breaking the law?

swift cliff
#

Should I keep my Gran Turismo profile picture or go back to a warship?

wintry sonnet
#

that's ruff

cosmic pier
#

its ok

swift cliff
#

Some of you probably remembered I was Maine lol

cosmic pier
#

you get whipped for getting caught walking with a girl that aint in the halal category

#

could even be a cousin

swift cliff
#

People still call me that even though I changed profile picture CleveWhat

cosmic pier
#

its ok

#

i was rei ages ago and they still call me rei

#

people just stick to 1 name yno

warm bluff
swift cliff
#

So should I keep my Gran Turismo profile picture or go back to a warship?

stuck copper
#

so, basically

#

if you live in iran, you should always practice social distancing

#

because staying at home sounds like the best option

cosmic pier
#

which is what I do

wintry sonnet
#

hand holding with a cousin?

#

what a bunch of degens

warm bluff
stuck copper
#

not even hand holding, dude

cosmic pier
#

nah just walking

#

together

stuck copper
#

just being close to her

cosmic pier
#

i once quit my home
almost got caught cuz they thought i was a druggie
best option: never leave home

wintry sonnet
#

leaves home = propably a druggie looking to score

#

solid logic

cosmic pier
#

expecting sound logic in iran

stuck copper
#

gotta play with my son

swift cliff
cosmic pier
#

teach him how to doom like a man

#

with the unicorn skin

wintry sonnet
#

the fuck did they expect was gonna happen EntyLUL

stuck copper
#

Playing kid's games is hard work. They're so boring.

grand dew
#

Pokemon isn't boring

cosmic pier
#

play a tale of two sons

warm bluff
#

animal crossing is fun

cosmic pier
#

crossing animals

warm ice
#

Play Mega Man.

cosmic pier
#

ina is into animal lewds

grand dew
warm ice
#

That’ll make him into a man.

warm bluff
stuck copper
#

Board games

wintry sonnet
#

I mean

swift cliff
#

OMG

#

Don't be like Zilf yo

cosmic pier
#

play orange juice with him
teach him how rng is ass

wintry sonnet
#

Minotaurs are basically animal girls

cosmic pier
wintry sonnet
#

and I'm into ishuzoku

#

so I guess I'm into animal lewds too

warm bluff
wintry sonnet
#

also floof

stuck copper
#

Not sure you should phrase it like that lmao

wintry sonnet
#

I dont know why we're suddenly in the anime stage of I can't believe it's not hentai

#

but I hope this trend stays along

#

I like the current timeline

wintry sonnet
#

Why is everyone's cat actually playful

#

help, my cats broken

stuck copper
#

Kittens are very playful

#

Try sleeping when they go after your feet moving under the blanket

cosmic pier
#

i wouldnt wanna play with a feet weeb if i was a cat either

#

my cat used to wake me up by jumping on my balls

warm bluff
#

When i get a house I'd like to get a cat

cosmic pier
#

rich

stuck copper
#

Fur everywhere

swift cliff
stuck copper
#

I wear 90% black. No can do.

wintry sonnet
#

is 90 black a denier

cosmic pier
#

fucks a 90 black

wintry sonnet
#

oh

#

thought cal said he's wearing tights

stuck copper
#

Typing on phones is hard, okay?

cosmic pier
#

well

#

cal is a hot whamen

#

whats wrong with her wearing tights

warm bluff
cosmic pier
#

free shite

wintry sonnet
#

never said it's wrong