avrora-general

[oblique mantle]

You never know why they do it.

[gentle quail]

arent we simping

by buying PNGs

for our PNG wives

[carmine coyote]

[oblique mantle]

No justin

[carmine coyote]

No because

[gentle quail]

[carmine coyote]

/manofculture

[marble relic]

https://i.imgur.com/RYWYFI4.png

[carmine coyote]

@gentle quail

[gentle quail]

[ornate mantle]

Ah okay.

Just read up on that.

Looks like the passengers had a good time.

[oblique mantle]

Yeah

Our gen is dumb

[ornate mantle]

But the article still says they were "evacuating in terror".

[oblique mantle]

Yeah

Thats just subtle for

People probably got hurt

And shoved women and children to save themselves

[ornate mantle]

Well then.

jail time it is.

[gentle quail]

thats not even the dumbest thing

theres people out there

licking toilet seats

calling it the "corona challenge"

[ornate mantle]

??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[gentle quail]

1 kid actually got corona from it

fucking idiots

[oblique mantle]

Didn’t someone goto jail for the deodorant thing recently

This here

Is why the older gen is a failure

Couldn’t make sure their children aren’t dumbasses

[ornate mantle]

This is evolution at work.

[gentle quail]

nah its just some ppl

natural selection chief

u dont see me out here licking toilet seats

[oblique mantle]

Tough stuff

[gentle quail]

though me spending money on PNGs is kinda weird

[oblique mantle]

I’m just here to get money, spend some money

[gentle quail]

oh also event loading screens look sweet

[oblique mantle]

Let me guess

Somethings moving, somethings glowing

Etc

[gentle quail]

at least i think its the loading screens

[warm bluff]

[oblique mantle]

Those

Are what’s going to happen

In the event

[gentle quail]

actually they might be event CGs

uh..whoops?

[ornate mantle]

There was apparently a "skull breaker" challenge.

[oblique mantle]

Essex, Bunker Buster and Intrepid together

We fighting yamato soon then

[ornate mantle]

Wow

[oblique mantle]

Going to be quite the four pronged attack

[ornate mantle]

Spoilers

[gentle quail]

poilersS

[somber halo]

you know what guys

im gonna be productive

and clean my house

do my laundry

wash the dishes

take out the trash

and not be a degen

[ornate mantle]

I already did that.

Back to being degen for me.

[flat palm]

im

100 apologems away from having enough gems saved for sirius l2d and swiftsure skin

let's go apologems, let's go

[warm bluff]

[gentle quail]

there will be

[flat palm]

[gentle quail]

check #server-news

apologems on the way

[flat palm]

poggers!!

[somber halo]

and im gonna play pso2

[mystic storm]

I'll just be happy with the servers being back online, even if there arent gems. I feel so sorry for the devs, there so many people being complete dicks to the devs in the reply to the twitter post when the devs dont even need to keep the servers open in the first place. Hell they're most likely short staffed due to the virus and people are acting as if the devs arent doing enough

[gentle quail]

well thats just human nature

[ornate mantle]

I'd like to Colonize belfast.

[gentle quail]

they dont get what they want so they blame it on the easiest targets

[mystic storm]

true, it doesnt make it any less annoying to see when the devs are working so damn hard for us amidst a global pandemic. hell the last emergency maintenance they were up till past fucking midmight working for us. it just pisses me off is all

[small charm]

Just toxics being toxics

[mystic storm]

unfortunately

[stuck copper]

then you should know how it feels

[small charm]

Just wish them get covid later

[ornate mantle]

Brem skins and Cygnet skin will be mine.

[small charm]

Cygnet skin is free right?

[mystic storm]

no, it's 780 gems @small charm

[small charm]

Ahh

I thought its free cuz.. you know

Cygnet is manjuu's favorite 😂

Common with many skins

[ornate mantle]

I love Cygnet.

Want more skins.

[small charm]

Also yamashiro iirc

I forgot how many skins they have

[mystic storm]

yeah, the cygnet skin is either 800 or 780. cant exactly remember

it's one of the two

[ornate mantle]

Most likely 780.

Hardly makes a difference though.

[mystic storm]

true

[small charm]

Now just wait for cygnet oath skin

[ornate mantle]

She was one of my first oaths.

So i'm ready.

[fluid aspen]

Unicorn oath skin when

[warm bluff]

[mystic storm]

unicorn oath skin

[small charm]

[gentle quail]

[mystic storm]

unicorn is precious, would headpat and protecc

would owari da anyone who dares make her cry

[grand dew]

https://twitter.com/tenchou_10eki/status/1242661880373469185?s=19

10駅@火曜西よ01b (@tenchou_10eki)

ブレマートン　＃アズールレーン

Retweets

5292

Likes

23774

Twitter

[gentle quail]

[grand dew]

They are so fast

[shy thicket]

[ornate mantle]

[fluid aspen]

Americans and their big oppai obsession

[ornate mantle]

? But aren't these JP artists.

[fluid aspen]

Yes, but they do some level of tailoring. Westerners in particular are known for oggling big oppai most of all so naturally a USS event is basically all big oppai except for Bluegill

[ornate mantle]

LOL, liking big anime tiddies isn't a western thing.

It's an internet thing.

That first part just made my brain die.

[stuck copper]

hentai ain't exactly known for having women with small tits

and those aren't really made for us

[opaque grove]

Flat is justice

The real meal is in the thigh

Change my mind

[trail stirrup]

Is it just avrora down again or all servers?

Ah okay, big rip during this quarantine

[tight badge]

well

[ornate mantle]

As far as USS events.

I'm only seeing Fallen Wings and that Alabama event.

Ashen Simulacrum and Fallen Wings

Fallen Wings leans towards the big tiddies, and Ashen has quite the variety in tiddies.

So also calling BS there.

[steep scarab]

@tight badge

[tight badge]

@steep scarabthank you, pats for you too

[ornate mantle]

@flat palm

https://gamepress.gg/arknights/news/arknights-rumor-mill-trick-or-treat-halloween-skins-next

Halloween skins coming soon.

[flat palm]

...

what on earth is this timeline

halloween before summer

[warm bluff]

that warfarin skin is so cute!

[ornate mantle]

I guess I'm gonna need to E2 my Rope soon.

[flat palm]

i want the nightingale one

dont have warfarin

[ornate mantle]

Might get Nightingale.

[safe briar]

Oh nice, they added gold to the compensation

[wintry sonnet]

nope

server still ded

[ornate mantle]

They sent out comp.

But server still gone.

[gentle quail]

15k gold as well

holy shit

[safe briar]

Yep, can't get in
Yostar has been taking network hits lately

[gentle quail]

i just got in

[ornate mantle]

Server up.

Everyone is gonna flood in.

And cause it to crash.

[wintry sonnet]

welp, didnt get in

[keen storm]

yet

[ornate mantle]

We're in perpetual Maint.

[keen storm]

i wish the event to be extended by 1 day

[manic remnant]

On event banners, what pool does it pull from? is it light pool or heavy or special?

[ornate mantle]

Depends. This has heavy special botes.

[gentle quail]

the event pool

[ornate mantle]

So I'm assuming special.

[gentle quail]

will be mostly

heavy

[safe briar]

Manjus will hop for eternity today

[gentle quail]

iirc there is a chance for specials

[wintry sonnet]

wdym, do we even have any battleships this event

[ornate mantle]

Poggies, can't get in. KEKW

[wintry sonnet]

the furthers I remember was carriers

[keen storm]

but there's dd too?

[gentle quail]

all event pools usually pull from heavy/special

unless the event itself adds the ship into light build

[wintry sonnet]

it's easy to tell

if you pull

and get shounen'd

then it's heavy build

[safe briar]

When you pull and you hear HEY

[gentle quail]

bro this cheerleader loading screen

for reno

[keen storm]

russian event was heavy pool then

[gentle quail]

im amazed

[ornate mantle]

I haven't seen it yet.

[gentle quail]

im bout to marry a PNG

[ornate mantle]

Can't get passed the log in.

[fluid aspen]

So I'm guessing you all got in just fine and it's just me getting the infinite manjuus loading?

[wintry sonnet]

nope

[gentle quail]

i had that for a few seconds

[ornate mantle]

Well if you read the comments.

[safe briar]

I have the manjuu jumping

[wintry sonnet]

out of luck here too

[ornate mantle]

YOu'll find out.

[keen storm]

stuck too

[stuck copper]

Server fix

[ornate mantle]

There is more than just you.

[safe briar]

Manjuus are cute so I don't mind

[stuck copper]

Still unable to get in server

This is what we call

[ornate mantle]

Know what's cuter?

[stuck copper]

[ornate mantle]

Ship girls.

[fluid aspen]

Sarcasm doesn't bode well with you does it?

[safe briar]

Purins

[ornate mantle]

Sarcasm on the internet? Impossible.

[stuck copper]

Who?

[gentle quail]

guys im horny

[ornate mantle]

Hi horny, I'm hornier.

[gentle quail]

[grave creek]

Server still ded :(

[marble relic]

No such club exists.

[keen storm]

obaa-san

[fluid aspen]

The meat grinding business must be booming during this quarantine am I right?

[ornate mantle]

#bot-spam

Off you go @long glacier

[stuck copper]

But man

[somber halo]

@knotty mortar @flat palm the server is up

[stuck copper]

It's not really

[flat palm]

yeah i still cant logg in

[knotty mortar]

[flat palm]

LOL

[ornate mantle]

It's up but not up.

[plain glacier]

TFW it still doesn't work

[ornate mantle]

KEKW

[flat palm]

network error

[knotty mortar]

ty

[stuck copper]

[somber halo]

q

[knotty mortar]

lmao server still rekt

[somber halo]

just dont get rekt

[knotty mortar]

everyone trying to get in all at once again

[ornate mantle]

DO I HEAR.

[knotty mortar]

[glad field]

Rip

[ornate mantle]

MORE APOLOGEMS

[glad field]

[knotty mortar]

lul

[ornate mantle]

24 hour Maint.

[sturdy mauve]

Hahahaha

[dapper geode]

Still unable to get logged in

[wintry sonnet]

seems to just be the login servers too

[safe briar]

I hope we all can get in soon, though

[dapper geode]

restarted the app several times now

[fluid aspen]

Too much traffic still. The fact is too many people horny at home who didn't play AL much or even at all now all suddenly want to play at the same time and thus bottleneck the system

[wintry sonnet]

so anyone who lucked out and managed to log in is gucci

[gentle quail]

ye

[somber halo]

rip

[gentle quail]

no loading for me at all

smooth like butter

[keen storm]

still cant...

extend by 1 day pls...

[dapper geode]

I get a logged in successfully then all sorts of errors

[gentle quail]

maybe its caused i whaled so much

they let me in to play

[knotty mortar]

[serene sable]

I still can't log in

lol

[knotty mortar]

[ornate mantle]

Beaituful.

[dapper geode]

network error mostly

[keen storm]

it seems i will pass event day 1 without doing anything

[ornate mantle]

Laughing my ass off.

I love the devs still.

Hats off to them.

[stuck copper]

Back to literally

[gentle quail]

bruh

[stuck copper]

Playing other games still

[gentle quail]

if u try to special touch coopers skin

her l2d robot trys to kill u

[knotty mortar]

[keen storm]

[sick wraith]

We should be back, back, baby.

[stuck copper]

Wouldn't know since literally can't get in the game

[keen flame]

lol still cant connect

[somber halo]

can i advertise my youtube videos of me playing games

[knotty mortar]

lmao

[stuck copper]

this is so cursed

[gentle quail]

please anything out there listening turn her into a real person and let her sit on me

[stuck copper]

Or stop flexing on us because you can actually play the game

man those are some big tits

[wintry sonnet]

[somber halo]

just play the game

[gentle quail]

just whale and u can play

[keen storm]

no ads as on rule 3

[wintry sonnet]

to both comments

[gentle quail]

not that hard

[stuck copper]

Fun fact I actually have whaled

[ornate mantle]

Big tiddies are glorious.

[stuck copper]

So you know

[serene sable]

[stuck copper]

@gentle quail why is your phone so long

Also I feel that skin

[keen storm]

armpit

[ornate mantle]

I'd buy that skin if Reno had long hair.

[gentle quail]

is it long?

[somber halo]

@gentle quail also why is there a strikethrough at the bottom

[stuck copper]

yeah that aspect ratio is wack

[ornate mantle]

He has the Galaxy Brain 7

It has to be really long.

[gentle quail]

its an iphone x

[somber halo]

iphone sex?

[ornate mantle]

Yes

[gentle quail]

yes

[stuck copper]

loooong

[stuck copper]

fucking matsuri

[gentle quail]

if u have this phone u get girls non stop

[ornate mantle]

[somber halo]

[ornate mantle]

You get all the PNGs

Nonstop

[gentle quail]

PNG heaven

[vale sentinel]

Still cant get on

[ornate mantle]

Welcome to the club.

[stuck copper]

Most of us can't

[ornate mantle]

Take a seat on isle 6

[somber halo]

can i get all the jpgs nonstop with my state of the line android phone??

[gentle quail]

no

[fluid aspen]

The ratio some of us use is whack because the devs did an oopsie and decided to full screen the game without fully thinking or testing it through so to this day some of us have to use weird ratios otherwise our camera notch blots out certain things

[stuck copper]

Sad part is

[gentle quail]

wait yes

[somber halo]

this is so sad

[gentle quail]

u get all the shitty jpeg

[somber halo]

wat

[stuck copper]

Half the people probably logged in

Maybe more

[gentle quail]

just look in trophy room

[stuck copper]

Probably aren't the ones that actually whale anyway

[dapper geode]

Ah well

[somber halo]

which half

[stuck copper]

[gentle quail]

ppl are pulling already

[dapper geode]

I guess I can wait a couple more hours

[wintry sonnet]

🦀 server has ligma 🦀

[ornate mantle]

Logging into a gacha is RNG in itself dont ya know.

[dapper geode]

If only I had doom eternal

[stuck copper]

guess i'll get another 100 gems

[gentle quail]

ppl actualy got roll backed?

[stuck copper]

Can we just have like

[tidal granite]

Got all event ships prior to rollback, no intrepid after rollback. Alexa play despacito.

[ornate mantle]

Probs.

[gentle quail]

damn i must be lucky

all my shit still here

[stuck copper]

All the dum dums that are only here because of covid

[ornate mantle]

KEKW

[gentle quail]

[somber halo]

are you up all night to get lucky?

[stuck copper]

Like fuck off to real life please k thanks

[safe briar]

I want to log in to make sure I didn't lose anything

[stuck copper]

i'm gonna make some fucking chicken nuggets

[gentle quail]

damn make some for us too

[ornate mantle]

I'm up all night to roll PNGs

so yes.

[somber halo]

i want to log in and do my lab research

[wintry sonnet]

oh right

[gentle quail]

i came back to a purp azuma research

[ornate mantle]

I just wanna log in.

[wintry sonnet]

incoming complaints that people lost their pvp rounds

[gentle quail]

[stuck copper]

oh, no

not pvp

[ornate mantle]

Imagine complaining about PVP

[dapper geode]

I kinda wanted AL to work today cause my day couldnt get any worse than it already has

[stuck copper]

the horror

[somber halo]

I WANT MY PVP ROUND BACK!!!!1111

[gentle quail]

u dont lose pvp though

[somber halo]

i guess

[gentle quail]

if u can log in now

[somber halo]

well, ya kno

[ornate mantle]

"If"

[stuck copper]

Yeah but the worse part is half the ones logging are probably the ones that don't even whale to support the game anyway

[somber halo]

its past noon here

[wintry sonnet]

you do if you had 10 charges before maint

[stuck copper]

[gentle quail]

dont mind me

[ornate mantle]

I should be able to log in by bed time.

[gentle quail]

time to vulture some free ranks from pvp

[somber halo]

so anyone who didnt spend all their pvp rrounds before maint is fucked

[gentle quail]

ok nvm dont play pvp

[wintry sonnet]

good thing I haven't done my pvp in

uh

[knotty mortar]

what

[wintry sonnet]

when was the polaris event

[gentle quail]

pvp gives u infinite loading

[knotty mortar]

u don't wanna get sdk

[gentle quail]

do not touch pvp

[knotty mortar]

or smol e ?

[somber halo]

pvp gives me bulins

[knotty mortar]

[somber halo]

which i still need

[knotty mortar]

same

[ornate mantle]

I haven't done PVP since week 3 of release.

[knotty mortar]

wew

[wintry sonnet]

actually I lie, I did pvp 2 days ago

because of the minievent req

[knotty mortar]

lol

[wintry sonnet]

gotta force me into doing it

[ornate mantle]

Oh wait you're right.

Some events need it.

[gentle quail]

its free bulins

[knotty mortar]

^

[gentle quail]

idk why u guys dont do it

[ornate mantle]

Because it takes time.

[wintry sonnet]

because I cba to equip my ships and then restart 50 times

[ornate mantle]

That I could be putting elsewhere.

[stuck copper]

Wait

You did pvp for that Aquan?

[gentle quail]

oh i cant log in now too

[wintry sonnet]

because everyone has to use the same cancer copy-paste comp

[gentle quail]

rip

[stuck copper]

I ignored it entirely

[ornate mantle]

It happens nitsu.

[gentle quail]

better whale some more so i can get it

[stuck copper]

just pick easy targets and stay low

[ornate mantle]

Rollback part 2.

[wintry sonnet]

I mean you get like 1-3k coins

[ornate mantle]

Everyones account reset to level 1.

[wintry sonnet]

for the skin minievent

[ornate mantle]

0 ships.

[wintry sonnet]

if you already got the skin

[stuck copper]

Funny thing is Aquan

As for pvp

I literally

Don't need to change my comp

And I can win in usually 1-2 rounds tops

[ornate mantle]

No news either.

[stuck copper]

Implying I actually play

[wintry sonnet]

still dont get why

they chose to immediately announce servers up on twitter first

[ornate mantle]

I use to repair ships in PVP

[stuck copper]

Funny thing is I use a full HMS fleet

So like

The whole

[wintry sonnet]

and not tier it to spread the login spam

[stuck copper]

"Copy pasta thing"

Doesn't even apply

[wintry sonnet]

I mean you're not the only person in the universe doing pvp so I'm not sure what that's supposed to prove

[stuck copper]

I'm referring to the fact my comp has no issues killing things in the first match or so

Since you were saying about 50 times

[ornate mantle]

I just have Akashi and Vestal in the back repairing my shit.

[somber halo]

i mean that applies to 90% of ppl who plays pvp

[stuck copper]

Implying I actually pvp which I don't half the time

That's why I didn't get what he said

About the whole

Needing to attempt it 50 times

[somber halo]

no need to gloat

[small charm]

Anyone can login?

[somber halo]

flexing is useless

[ornate mantle]

Do you whale in AK now Raz.

[somber halo]

nope

[wintry sonnet]

you do understand that pvp is basically rng the game right

bad rng happens

[somber halo]

[stuck copper]

Weird I never get that

[wintry sonnet]

good for you then?

[somber halo]

good for you

[stuck copper]

And I do Ran

[half niche]

Alright i got everyone back after the rollback

[somber halo]

no

[ornate mantle]

@small charm : I just logged in. Stealing your botes. disclaimer I'm not logged in

[slim imp]

are servers down stil?

[somber halo]

mister steal your bote

[stuck copper]

For most of us yes

[slim imp]

ahh

ok

[wintry sonnet]

some people apparently got rolled back

[gentle quail]

nah it didnt

[slim imp]

i thought my internet was being dumb

[verbal obsidian]

i wanna say "READ THE DAMN GAME NEWS"

[gentle quail]

mine wasnt at least

[verbal obsidian]

but even i dont read them

[stuck copper]

Erm

Reading it wouldn't help

[wintry sonnet]

it's ok, I read the game news

[ornate mantle]

I would say read the news, but that wouldn't be accurate here.

[somber halo]

im sorry @verbal obsidian i am EN

[wintry sonnet]

so I can tell ya'll

[ornate mantle]

[stuck copper]

Since people STILL can't login

Dum dum

[wintry sonnet]

that the last thing they said was that servers are up

and nothing since then

[gentle quail]

to be fair

[verbal obsidian]

didn't we get a notification about emergency maint

[stuck copper]

game news lied

[gentle quail]

it is 4 am where they are

[stuck copper]

They already did the maint

[ornate mantle]

We've been bamboozled.

[small charm]

Read the news
Server up
Still can't login 😂

[wintry sonnet]

when I said servers are up

[stuck copper]

It hasn't enabled us to login

[wintry sonnet]

I meant after the emergency maint

[verbal obsidian]

ooo sorry, i havent checked since the first ping

see even i dont read them like i said

[slim imp]

@verbal obsidian

[verbal obsidian]

[stuck copper]

Some people are on the server

Most of us aren't

[verbal obsidian]

I can get on via phone but not nox

[wintry sonnet]

o, good thinking

I'll check how my phone's doing

[ornate mantle]

I can't get on via phone.

[slim imp]

damn... and i really wanted to complete my Essex backline

[glad field]

Server up ?

[slim imp]

no

[stuck copper]

Yes but no

[slim imp]

all servers down rn

ig

[ornate mantle]

No but no.

[glad field]

_<

[stuck copper]

As in it's in because people are on it

[ornate mantle]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[stuck copper]

But no because a lot of us aren't

[solar fjord]

yes but actually no

[ornate mantle]

no but actually no.

[slim imp]

ah

[glad field]

[ornate mantle]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[stuck copper]

Exactly

[slim imp]

i see.

[gentle quail]

i feel like im trying to play WoW classic day 1 again

[long glacier]

i wanna log on

what the f word

[ornate mantle]

Cool.

[stuck copper]

You know it's weird

By the time we log in

[ornate mantle]

what the f word.

[stuck copper]

All hype or want to play will probably be gone

[wintry sonnet]

I blame aussies for not going to sleep

[long glacier]

i disagree

[serene sable]

:(

[ornate mantle]

I wanna roll still.

[long glacier]

i have cubes to roll

[serene sable]

[ornate mantle]

Gacha always gets me hyped.

[stuck copper]

For now

Depends on how many hours it lasts

[ornate mantle]

Nah.

I'm hyped constantly.

For rolling.

[gentle quail]

im just horny

[stuck copper]

I mean Ran

[gentle quail]

thats what keeps me going

[stuck copper]

I have like 640+ cubes

No wait

[somber halo]

just dont be horny

wait

[stuck copper]

We got 20 right

[somber halo]

im horny too

[stuck copper]

So probably a lot more

And I can't even use

[ornate mantle]

You underestimate how badly I want that Cygnet skin.

My hype is at max.

And as soon as it opens.

I'm digging into those thighs.

[wintry sonnet]

welp, nvm

[gentle quail]

i skipped cygnet and minnie skin

[wintry sonnet]

same deal on phone

[stuck copper]

You mean the

[gentle quail]

[verbal obsidian]

Azu

give me your gems

right now

[stuck copper]

150 millionth cyg skin

[ornate mantle]

[serene sable]

[ornate mantle]

Yes. And I plan to buy the 150 million more they'll make.

[stuck copper]

Like seriously though

Why does she keep getting so many

This is why we don't get other skins

[serene sable]

because she cute

[gentle quail]

i mean

[ornate mantle]

Because Cygnet is a qt.

[gentle quail]

the two l2ds this event

both lolis

[verbal obsidian]

probs artist enjoys making money cute dresses for his waifu

[gentle quail]

last l2d?

[serene sable]

I want more Unicorn skins

[gentle quail]

loli

[brittle ravine]

Not yet?

[gentle quail]

likebruh

[stuck copper]

Yeah but there's a ton of other characters please

[gentle quail]

give the big oppais l2ds

[ornate mantle]

Event before that was two hot mamas though.

Bought both btw.

[stuck copper]

Tbf

Event before isn't comparable

We waited years for russian

[brittle ravine]

Still can't login

[stuck copper]

[warm bluff]

oh servers still down

[ornate mantle]

I mean for CNY

[stuck copper]

But

Russians were hot mommas

How dare you discount them

Fiend

[wintry sonnet]

you guys know what's hilarious about this whole shitshow

[serene sable]

:)

[ornate mantle]

Yes, but the L2D wasn't a hot momma.

It was jailbait.

[gentle quail]

wtf

im in

[stuck copper]

Oh that

[wintry sonnet]

the whole fucking point of it being 10+ hours was so that this wouldn't happen

[gentle quail]

also 14 godz?

[wintry sonnet]

you had one job manjuu

[stuck copper]

And unironically

[steel thicket]

I still can't

[stuck copper]

It happened

[steel thicket]

😎

[ornate mantle]

14 godz what is that.

[wintry sonnet]

14 hours

[gentle quail]

[ornate mantle]

Do you call your hours Gods.

[steel thicket]

Godz

[stuck copper]

Honestly the fact there's no announce

Makes me think

[gentle quail]

OH GOD

[brittle ravine]

Really

[gentle quail]

BREMERTON SKIN SAYS U CAN SIP FROM HER WATER BOTTLE

[steel thicket]

Yes

[ornate mantle]

Ships are still there right.

[gentle quail]

[steel thicket]

[stuck copper]

Did they just send that You?

[wintry sonnet]

I can investigate for them

[stuck copper]

Cause seriously

[wintry sonnet]

servers been fucked week ago because too many people are logging in

so boost the server

[stuck copper]

If they only just noticed that now

I mean even if we do today alone

[brittle ravine]

Yes. On FB

[verbal obsidian]

its funny, we're pretty dead in here most days. But when maint goes boom evereyone needs somewhere to vent

[stuck copper]

Since the servers were "up"

[verbal obsidian]

[stuck copper]

It's literally been down for like

[ornate mantle]

Thanks COVID.

[stuck copper]

30 mins straight

[wintry sonnet]

besides from what people are saying for the most part

[ornate mantle]

[wintry sonnet]

it's not the game servers themselves that are fucked

[stuck copper]

It shouldn't even take longer than 30 mins to figure this out

[wintry sonnet]

it's whatever server gets you into them

[carmine coyote]

During maintenance how Commanders act on this server

[stuck copper]

I don't mean that aqua

[brittle ravine]

For me it's 1:30

[stuck copper]

It shouldn't take 30+ minutes

Just to figure out

"People still can't login"

That should take literally minutes

[verbal obsidian]

NOOOOOO

[stuck copper]

Since you know when logging in

[ornate mantle]

Maybe after the emergency maint people started going home.

[verbal obsidian]

they kicked me off on mobile

[wintry sonnet]

get fucked tagi

[glad field]

[stuck copper]

al doesnt like you

you smell

The server itself gets packets sent to it when people try to join

[ornate mantle]

You've been disowned by AL.

[wintry sonnet]

get back to our level

[carmine coyote]

Yeah but the servers can handle that kind of load there, since it treats it like a DDoS attack

[verbal obsidian]

yeah well youre the smelliest Cal

[stuck copper]

Yes but that's the point Wolf

You'd notice it straight away

Not 30 mins later

[keen storm]

i think they noticed as soon as people reported

[waxen needle]

[carmine coyote]

[keen storm]

it's just that they are late to announce it

[stuck copper]

i actually bathe quite a bit these days, cuz it's nice

[glad field]

[stuck copper]

so if anything, i smell of fancy shit

[warm bluff]

IT work is a lot more complicated than "here's the issue, this is the solution"

[carmine coyote]

[stuck copper]

I don't mean solution luna

They could have announced straight away

"Ok shit's wrong, we'll get on that"

[carmine coyote]

Coding isn't that simple you know

[stuck copper]

just press the "solve problem" button

[ornate mantle]

Did discord die.

[stuck copper]

Not wait 30 mins for it

[ornate mantle]

For anyone else.

[stuck copper]

Again

[keen storm]

but seriously... it's nearly 13 hours now

[ornate mantle]

I am slowing down.

[wintry sonnet]

not for me at least

[stuck copper]

I'm not saying fix instantly

[verbal obsidian]

why don't we all relax

[stuck copper]

They could have easily announced the problem existed though

[ornate mantle]

How about you relax.

[carmine coyote]

[verbal obsidian]

azu

[weary birch]

Are we still ded?

[ornate mantle]

While I look at lewds.

[brittle ravine]

[verbal obsidian]

im trying friend

[ornate mantle]

[stuck copper]

So people are just sat here waiting

[warm bluff]

if you're talking about announcing it, they probably have to go through PR and make sure anything they say is done in a professional manner

[verbal obsidian]

[stuck copper]

Thinking they haven't noticed

[ornate mantle]

I support you.

[stuck copper]

"PR"

create sophisticated AI to help solve problems
activate AI
AI destroys mankind

[ornate mantle]

But no gems for you.

[keen storm]

i relaxed for the 10 hours of MT tho

[stuck copper]

You literally just say

[keen storm]

hehe

[stuck copper]

"Things went a bit wrong so we're working on it"

You don't need to go through PR for that

[verbal obsidian]

DAMNIT IT @warm bluff FIX THE DAMN SERVERS

[ornate mantle]

Yes you do.

Because that sounds dumb.

[carmine coyote]

[warm bluff]

ok sorry i'll fix it now

[stuck copper]

You're dumb

[ornate mantle]

No u

[keen storm]

the comp are generous tho

[stuck copper]

But seriously

I highly doubt

[carmine coyote]

[stuck copper]

You need the PR team

Just to say

"Oh shit something stopped working"

[carmine coyote]

[stuck copper]

Cause that's a shit ton of effort

And wasted time

[ornate mantle]

Just copy and paste the first announcement when things blew up.

[stuck copper]

For literally nothing

[half niche]

For divine's sake, is there gonna be another rollback?

[keen storm]

if this lasted for several hours, i think we need additional comp

[stuck copper]

Rollsback 10 days by accident

[keen storm]

like oil would be fine

[stuck copper]

"We did an oopsie"

[ornate mantle]

Yes. We're rolling back all your game progress.

[stuck copper]

[ornate mantle]

And account purchases.

[keen storm]

[gentle quail]

"AL dead we deleted the game fuck you guys ENtitled bitches go play AK"

[bronze totem]

lol avrora is down?

[ornate mantle]

No.

[half niche]

I just got everyone back

[ornate mantle]

Go play.

[stuck copper]

i am down

with the sickness

[gentle quail]

i am very up

[stuck copper]

oh-ah-ah-ah-ah

It's been down for hours

I'm just waiting for the infinite maintenance works

[ornate mantle]

13 hours to be pricise.

[stuck copper]

We're turning into FGO boiz

[wintry sonnet]

you guys think the reason why russki ships had prison skins

[ornate mantle]

24 hour maint pog

[wintry sonnet]

and avrora in chains

[stuck copper]

Let me find it

[warm bluff]

those skins were so cute!

[wintry sonnet]

was foreshadowing for avrora server getting locked down

[warm bluff]

[gentle quail]

yes aqua

[wintry sonnet]

[gentle quail]

u figured it out

[carmine coyote]

[gentle quail]

well done

[ornate mantle]

Foreshadowing.

[ripe mantle]

shit aqua discovered our secret

[ornate mantle]

The magician code has been revealed.

[stuck copper]

Got it

[wintry sonnet]

synd

you lied with your server up

dan

[warm bluff]

[gentle quail]

go ahead and notify yostar

[ripe mantle]

It was up

when i messaged it

now its not

[wintry sonnet]

prove it

[ripe mantle]

[wintry sonnet]

[ripe mantle]

people logged in

[wintry sonnet]

pic or didnt happen

[ripe mantle]

take a look at feedback

[void ravine]

I sad

[ripe mantle]

youll see like 15436123e456721357211

messages about rollbacks

[void ravine]

I jus wanna plai

[ripe mantle]

[wintry sonnet]

fake news

[stuck copper]

Btw Synd

[gentle quail]

but synd

[ripe mantle]

am synd

[gentle quail]

i didnt get rollback

[stuck copper]

Did people actually get rolledback

[ripe mantle]

idk

[stuck copper]

Or was it a big ruse?

[gentle quail]

[ripe mantle]

i dont touch feedback

[brittle ravine]

Idk

[wintry sonnet]

I dont touch feedback

[stuck copper]

good idea

[ornate mantle]

I didn't get roll back. I didn't even get in.

[wintry sonnet]

go have a look at feedback

[brittle ravine]

I got rollback 3 times before that event

[stuck copper]

Yeah on FB

you never go full feedback

Where we nerds never visit

[ornate mantle]

I just made a bagle.

[wintry sonnet]

not interested in checking fb

dont need zucc to spy on me

[ornate mantle]

Imagine checking FB though.

[verbal obsidian]

honestly

i hope they just delete all of our accounts

[ornate mantle]

You can't sneak up on zucc.

[verbal obsidian]

🙂

[stuck copper]

If they do

I'd be done for good

[wintry sonnet]

post on fb "servers are down"

[ornate mantle]

He's the CEO of knowing what you think, inc.

[wintry sonnet]

banned for offensive language

just facebook things

[stuck copper]

"Bizarre"

Is it though

[wintry sonnet]

I agree

[ornate mantle]

As I say again, devs here are great.

[stuck copper]

Covid 19 = people at home = people playing the game more

[ripe mantle]

I dont touch feed back but i know what goes on

[gentle quail]

its just the servers being fucked cause of everyone bottlenecking it

[wintry sonnet]

it's bizaree that login issues that happened a week before a big event are still there when there's a maint for a big event

[stuck copper]

Is it really that bizarre

[wintry sonnet]

[ripe mantle]

implying the mods dont talk to each other

[verbal obsidian]

synd

[gentle quail]

mods can talk?

[ornate mantle]

You're like boss weebs.

[verbal obsidian]

i know i asked u already

but whats in 5 days again

[ornate mantle]

We assume you have 1 mode.

[verbal obsidian]

a game right

[ornate mantle]

Being degen.

[stuck copper]

I mean let's be honest my good friend aqua

[verbal obsidian]

hes always been a degen

he talks to us

[wintry sonnet]

We all know anyway that there's only 1 mod multiaccounting

[brittle ravine]

Still not login

[gentle quail]

its april in 5 days

[stuck copper]

When literally everyone is lke

Stuck at home with nothing to do

Expecting them not to be doing games or what not

Is weird in itself

[verbal obsidian]

razzles can you calm down

lol

[ornate mantle]

Meanwhile, I'm here cracking a grin at how many resources I have on AK.

[verbal obsidian]

not like theres anything we can do

[stuck copper]

Ran

[gentle quail]

i can fall asleep soon

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

I'm almost there for E2 Ifrit

[gentle quail]

[ornate mantle]

Join the E2 Ifrit club.

[brittle ravine]

Can't sleep cuz of this

[stuck copper]

Oh right

I even got silence + dupe

[brittle ravine]

Also, fck you

[stuck copper]

It was worth using yellow tix

[ornate mantle]

I'm still saving for Mostima.

I got all the mats and EXP though.

[stuck copper]

still saving yellows

Fuck who?

[brittle ravine]

^^

[gentle quail]

wow nice penguin

[stuck copper]

I'm out of ST healer hell myself

Which is great for me

[gentle quail]

i only got the dumb shotgun guy and the rest

[ornate mantle]

You don't know Mostima?

[stuck copper]

That was my biggest excitement

blue exusiai, but caster

I know mostima

I owned her

[ornate mantle]

Oh okay.

[wintry sonnet]

more like mostly time out

amirite

[ornate mantle]

Yeah I thought so.

But yeah.

[stuck copper]

I posted it here

[ornate mantle]

I have 50 rolls right now.

[stuck copper]

CN

I owned her

[brittle ravine]

40 po and still no Magallan and SA

[ornate mantle]

I have all the E1-E2 mats, S3 M3 mats, and LMD/EXP for level 90

[stuck copper]

Tbf in my defense You

I did already use like

50-60 rolls

Before I went into maga banner

[ornate mantle]

He had pity up.

[brittle ravine]

Are you whaler?

[stuck copper]

I do whale at times

[ornate mantle]

Don't need to whale.

TO get pity.

[brittle ravine]

Damn. I just whale Monthly

[ornate mantle]

Just shit luck.

[stuck copper]

For me

I usually get the monthly HH

[ornate mantle]

Monthly, Monthly HH, and sometimes the $50

[stuck copper]

And the monthly sanity thingy

[ornate mantle]

[stuck copper]

Yeah same Ran

we just threaten the game and it gives us its lunch money

easy

You know what's super sad Ran?

[somber halo]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/528197562998718474/691516144179478789/690831565441335307.gif

[ornate mantle]

Me not having Mostima yet.

[stuck copper]

On CN as I mentioned to you my rng fucking sucked ass