avrora-general

[ripe mantle]

[stuck copper]

maybe i'd use more defenders if there were more of them. there are just so many cool guards and so few kinda-cool defenders.

so i'll just use 4 guards and shit everything to death with them instead.

the only defender i am interested in is vulcan, and i will never get her.

[flat palm]

I mean i like hoshi design wise

[stuck copper]

there's also the issue of simply not having the ones you like

[flat palm]

I just dont really use her because i havent been forced to use a defender for ages

[stuck copper]

like i just pointed out with vulcan

[oblique mantle]

Wait wait

How am I salty

I said use those op guards

No air quotations no nothing

[ripe mantle]

i use 4 guards and 2 defenders

[oblique mantle]

Right?

I use em all

[ripe mantle]

or sometimes 3 guards

[flat palm]

I use 4 guards and 1 synd

[ripe mantle]

cause ifrit

[oblique mantle]

Hell I got the same shit

[ripe mantle]

[oblique mantle]

Guess I’m just salty though

Lets just use Ch’en and skadi

Easy clap

[flat palm]

You sounded salty w that comment but

Ya

[stuck copper]

i have a single e1 saria for the chunky shit

[oblique mantle]

Idk how to even do that on the net but okay.

[ripe mantle]

spending OP for some extra exp tickets today

[flat palm]

I spent op to get back the skyfire mats i spent on Texas

Oops

Need to make sure I'll have enough for shining skin

[ripe mantle]

my new contract got approved and my badge printed

so for a few months I have income again

[stuck copper]

i can't spend op. i need to buy skins.

[ripe mantle]

[oblique mantle]

You rolling schwarz syn

[flat palm]

[ripe mantle]

i might roll a 10

[oblique mantle]

If so do better then 76

[ripe mantle]

idk if I'll roll till i get her

[stuck copper]

silverash e2 is so ugly, it should be illegal

[oblique mantle]

He has to spend money each time for these banners

[ripe mantle]

we'll see how i feel

[flat palm]

Blue poison in schwarz banner, im eyeing her

[oblique mantle]

Think he’s ahead of me and action on ak spending count

[flat palm]

Yeah i heavily prefer his skin over anything cal

[ripe mantle]

i dont mind ash E2 but like

that coat is sexy as hell

[stuck copper]

his base art is just perfect

[flat palm]

After skyfire, SA is probably my most wanted operator atm

But i dont want to roll on the Next banner

Lowkey hoping for a third top op with guard heh

[stuck copper]

SA was my first 6*. got him to e2 today.

simply wasn't interested.

[flat palm]

My first two were shining and hoshi and their my only pot 2 6* now

Heh

I love SA for his talent, because god fuck invisible enemies

[stuck copper]

i wanted to do bp, but i somehow had all the D32 metal ready, so i just went with SA.

[flat palm]

Im hoping to get bp as my gara on schwarz

[stuck copper]

now i'm poor

[flat palm]

Was kinda tempted to roll gara on this for meteorite chance but

Eh

Not worth

[stuck copper]

maybe one day she will be available in the shop

[flat palm]

I hope so lol

My recruit luck is so insane i fear ittl affect my luck on trying to get schwarz

Though id be okay with SA or saria spook at any point

[stuck copper]

if you get her, you get her. if you don't, you don't.

one less skin to buy

[flat palm]

Schwarz u mean?

[stuck copper]

xmas thighs

[flat palm]

Yeah she has another rate up later so im not too worried

[solar fjord]

buy all the skins

[ripe mantle]

i dont use some of these ops tho

like Curoa

[flat palm]

Ontop of my head i want hmm

[solar fjord]

summer skins buy those

[ripe mantle]

i only want 2

[stuck copper]

silverash, skyfire, ansel

[flat palm]

Ifrit, sora, skyfire, ch'en, shining, SA, nightingale and hoshiguma

[ripe mantle]

tho

[flat palm]

Wew im getting alot of skins

[stuck copper]

nightingale gets little pumpkins, right? sounds fun.

[ripe mantle]

[solar fjord]

yeah she does

need Nightingale for that skin

[flat palm]

Yeah her cages become Jack o lanterns

[ripe mantle]

[flat palm]

I have 16 op atm, so if i spend 6 tomorrow on ap5, i just need to spend 6$ more for shining skin, then 42 from monthly hh is enough for skyfire, sora and half of ifrit

I should be okay

[stuck copper]

i can afford two skins tops

[flat palm]

Feels kinda lame to spend monthly HH op on skins

But hey, better to get two skins than a Purple bag

I think I'll be able to grab a pity 6* on schwarz banner with monthly HH

I hope

[ripe mantle]

[solar fjord]

skills on that skin so good

[ripe mantle]

cost 3 OP

[flat palm]

I lost count on my rolls

[stuck copper]

i'm at exactly 0 pulls towards pity, i think.

[ripe mantle]

IM AT 0

CAUSE I ROLLED A FUCKING RANDOM SARIA DUPE

[solar fjord]

oof

[ripe mantle]

i was at 0 anyways but like

[verbal obsidian]

haha nerd!

[flat palm]

I think im 20, with 8k orundum and 10 tix from monthly HH

[ripe mantle]

uses free ticket from login

saria dupe

[flat palm]

So i need to get 10 more rolls from somewhere

[stuck copper]

"get fucked" lmao

[ripe mantle]

hey

my saria is 1 cost cheaper

tfw my LMD was over 700k

[flat palm]

I got this today though

[stuck copper]

nice

still need her

[flat palm]

Shes adorable

I do ;w;

[solar fjord]

one day ill lever her

[flat palm]

Shes fun to use

[steep scarab]

@solar fjord use a button instead

[ripe mantle]

I'd be manticore's friend

but

she didnt come home

[solar fjord]

button

[ripe mantle]

[solar fjord]

belly button

[steep scarab]

Think the only other manticore style op is ethan

[ripe mantle]

ill pull manticore one day

[flat palm]

Im gonna use my one hh ticket on this meteorite banner and get het

It's gonna happen

Frostleaf, close enough

[ripe mantle]

[flat palm]

Ok thats enough gacha until schwarz

[warm bluff]

[flat palm]

Looks like inaba survived work

[warm bluff]

i still have to go in tomorrow so maybe i'll die then

[solar fjord]

suit up

[ornate mantle]

I have an interview then I go into work.

[spiral pollen]

i forgot this chat existed lol

[ornate mantle]

We forgot you existed too. So it all works out.

[solar fjord]

[ornate mantle]

Skipping all the banners.

[stuck copper]

[solar fjord]

[ripe mantle]

So much paperwork

yes. Please teach me privately Hoshi

[steep scarab]

This synd

Cuccing on frostleaf alr

[warm bluff]

@steep scarab

[ripe mantle]

wow Pootz thinking the worst

smh

[warm bluff]

[night oriole]

Silver Fubuki

[ornate mantle]

Woah.

Makes me wanna develop Hoshi.

[ripe mantle]

woah

mommy ash v2

[ornate mantle]

Be careful everyone.

[carmine coyote]

Remember there are always assholes that will take advantage of a situation like this

[ornate mantle]

Blows my mind how anyone can fall for idiots like this, but hey... fear and quarantine will screw with the brain more than neccessary.

So it’s not too crazy.

[ripe mantle]

I saw that cover girls video earlier

10/10

[carmine coyote]

Girls?

[ripe mantle]

yes girls

[grand dew]

GUYS IRL

nexon strikes again

[warm bluff]

[limpid kite]

Nexon still exists?

[somber halo]

hey gamers

[ornate mantle]

You’re getting bored really quickly lately.

[magic moon]

if I want a Maple story, I'll watch Bofuri

heh heh heh

[ornate mantle]

I’m a Gacha guy.

So I’ll stick with what satisfies my attention span, KEKW

Same. Waiting for that and NPI

[magic moon]

it's difficult

since you have six different elements, that's six different teams

oh, son

that's just the start

beyond that, each element needs its own weapon grid

so that's 10 weapons (plus some mainhand variety)

and whale stuff is... not actually that useful without getting a LOT of it

OTOH, there's free spins like whoa

I've been playing... 3 years? I've got a couple of damn good grids and the rest aren't exactly junk, but there's a bunch of stuff that I can't solo

and a few fights I haven't even -done-

[lament flower]

Its called grind blue fantasy for a reason lol

I think its actually better the f2p early on

[ornate mantle]

GBF sucks.

[magic moon]

it's good in that it's not just "win the gacha and get gud, or f2p and suck for life"

[lament flower]

Whaling only rly matters late game

[ornate mantle]

Cute girls though.

[magic moon]

oh yeah, it's infodump central

[lament flower]

^

[magic moon]

multiple stacking additive/multiplicative damage modifiers

it's like, forget math, it's systems of equations time

[ornate mantle]

I have a GBF account

But I just have my Waifu on it and abandoned it.

[lament flower]

Just run magna lol

[ornate mantle]

Imagine playing GBF though, KEKW

[magic moon]

Ranobe, which waifu

[lament flower]

Shh

[ornate mantle]

Izmir

[magic moon]

oh, good taste.

[lament flower]

Oh ya

I remember that

[tight flower]

i swear most people i know are returning or just starting GBF at this point

i dunno why

[lament flower]

Gachapin season

It always happens lol

[magic moon]

it's definitely a game to enjoy with others

there are a lot of things that are really hard to overcome if you are a noob but which aren't too bad if sempai can come in and pimp-slap a primal for you

that said, they have monthly story events (with full voice!) that you can at least watch and enjoy without needing to be very good

it's a game that takes a lot of stamina, yeah

like, I grind for something in Azur Lane = I run a couple hundred missions

Granblue is just on a different grindscale

it is easier to start up, though, they hand out a lot of entry-level weapons that you used to have to really work for

[warm bluff]

got siege to e2

[ornate mantle]

POGGERS

I'm gonna get Siege to E2/90

[warm bluff]

[ornate mantle]

Siege, Saria, and Mostima.

All E2/90s

[warm bluff]

i'm never gonna have the resources to e2 90 someone

also who should i e2 next?

shining, liskarm, or texas?

[ornate mantle]

Maybe Liskarm.

Seems to be more of a staple for you.

[warm bluff]

ya leaning towards her too since her sp thing is so strong

[ornate mantle]

You have an E2 VG already.

E2 Healer would be nice for sure, but Liskarm just looks like she'd be better for what your teams use.

[warm bluff]

ok gonna go for liskarm

liskarm's art reminds me of a character but i cant remember who

[ornate mantle]

[warm bluff]

now that i look at siege's art more closely, she's pretty cute

[warm ice]

I gave up Arknights.

[warm bluff]

Blue

[warm ice]

Luna

[ornate mantle]

Siege is mega cute.

[warm ice]

I’m sorry.

I let you and Azu down.

And all of Avrora.

[ornate mantle]

What made ya quit.

[warm bluff]

[warm ice]

I just couldn’t get into the gameplay.

Tower defense games are not my forte.

[ornate mantle]

It happens.

[warm ice]

I have my stuff backed up in case I ever do want to come back.

[warm bluff]

did you have blue poison?

[warm ice]

No

[warm bluff]

[warm ice]

I’m now back down to three gacha, which is much more manageable.

[warm bluff]

3?

[warm ice]

I play three gacha yes.

[warm bluff]

[ornate mantle]

I have 4.

[warm bluff]

[ornate mantle]

Should get two more in the future.

[warm ice]

Luna

You’re a whale.

I don’t want to hear it from you.

[warm bluff]

i can't afford to whale

[warm ice]

Granblue Fantasy roped me in.

I can’t stop playing now.

[ornate mantle]

Man I really want Bagpipe now.

[warm ice]

Azu

Am I a disappointment in your eyes?

[ornate mantle]

BHZ

You were never in my eyes to begin with.

[magic moon]

BHZ, I've got 450 chars in Granblue, I can't rag on anyone

[ornate mantle]

The only one in my eyes is Mostima.

[steep scarab]

@warm ice

[warm ice]

It’s not Poot!

[stuck copper]

Nian when ?

[ornate mantle]

The future

[stuck copper]

Would spend my sacc for her then

[somber halo]

i miss poot

but dont tell poot i said dat

[ornate mantle]

I think AX is gonna get sacced.

[steep scarab]

@somber halo

[somber halo]

[steep scarab]

[carmine coyote]

Jessica showing off how rich she really is

[solar fjord]

Flexing

[steep scarab]

[ornate mantle]

http://twitter.com/Ratto7R/status/1240495580935151617

らっと@アズレン (@Ratto7R)

今回の前哨戦ストーリー(月末の海域イベント)に登場するユニオン潜水艦です(^^)

※画像間違えていたので修正しました(-_-)

#アズールレーン
#碧藍航線

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More ships I don’t care about

[stuck copper]

That.. ass..

[steep scarab]

that sub

[weak mist]

new sub really?

[flat palm]

hm

Well i missed baltimore last time

maybe i can get her now

[weak mist]

its not a rerun event i guess

[stuck copper]

"US sub"

When do we get britannia subs

[steep scarab]

@flat palm

[solar fjord]

https://twitter.com/ArknightsEN/status/1240601392772812802?s=20

Arknights_EN (@ArknightsEN)

【COMING SOON】

Disasters plague their lands, yet people keep moving forward.
They are guided by faith, principles, ambition, and courage.
Each offers but a piece of a complete tale, but shines proudly on their own.

Like you will, Doctor...

Stay tuned!

#Arknights #Yostar

Twitter

[verbal obsidian]

my firts nuker tag

[flat palm]

poggers

firewatch is cool

[icy plume]

Is this a thing?

[solar fjord]

No

[warm bluff]

[icy plume]

ok

[flat palm]

And 2 more down

We ballin now

[verbal obsidian]

big nerd!

[flat palm]

dont take my word for it, but the announcement on AK twitter sounds more like magallan than schwarz

[warm bluff]

[flat palm]

doesnt exactly sound like a beach trip lol

https://twitter.com/ArknightsEN/status/1240601392772812802

Arknights_EN (@ArknightsEN)

【COMING SOON】

Disasters plague their lands, yet people keep moving forward.
They are guided by faith, principles, ambition, and courage.
Each offers but a piece of a complete tale, but shines proudly on their own.

Like you will, Doctor...

Stay tuned!

#Arknights #Yostar

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[weak mist]

More arknight stuff reeeeeee

[stuck copper]

tHiS iS aZuRe LaNe ChAt

[warm bluff]

coronavirus in ak now?

[verbal obsidian]

tHiS iS aZuRe LaNe ChAt

[stuck copper]

obisidan festival is literally called "sidestory" in CN, so it might still be the schwarz banner.

[weak mist]

Lol

[verbal obsidian]

if you wanna talk about AL

just start talking about something

[stuck copper]

you gotta go to AKO for AL chat, sorry

[weak mist]

Ik just saying

[verbal obsidian]

poor yama doesnt come in and talk to us anymore

cause ako is such a disaster

[weak mist]

Plus seeing ak stuff in here really makes the chat more interesting

[stuck copper]

the alternative is a dead chat

[verbal obsidian]

^

[flat palm]

im in an online class atm

pretty fun actually

[verbal obsidian]

im in a meeting rn lol

[flat palm]

were just shitposting

[weak mist]

Lmao

[warm bluff]

i need to go get coronavirus

[verbal obsidian]

thats some poor taste of a joke

[warm bluff]

i'm still being forced to go in for work

[flat palm]

[stuck copper]

What if.. you get covid, but immune cell say no

just go to the doctor, cough a few times and say you don't feel well. boom, instant 2 weeks at home.

easy

[warm bluff]

i'm not gonna make up symptoms and get my entire office quarantined

[stuck copper]

it's for the greater good

[carmine coyote]

Somehow got Beehunter it seems

[stuck copper]

i'm kinda salty

i didn't get any of the new low-rarity operators when i went on my eyjafjalla binge

big scam

[carmine coyote]

Well I could say the same for Exusiai

I want my Apple Pie girl damnit

[icy plume]

Exusiai is like have of my rolled 6 stars

[verbal obsidian]

maple story 2 is clsoing

[carmine coyote]

There was a 2?

[steep scarab]

[ornate mantle]

Oh shit, we skipped a single rate up banner.

Mostima can come at any moment now.

[steep scarab]

skin get

[flat palm]

rip $

uh

this rerun is so lame lol

the pr prints are only for pr1

i do want baltimore tho, so hopefully shes available again

Shangri-la and swiftsure taking too long tho

[gentle quail]

u could wait

well u do have till 9th of april to farm

can take it slow

[steep scarab]

@gentle quail

[gentle quail]

i might use the sara 2x exp to farm for georgia

@steep scarab

[steep scarab]

@gentle quail u see above

[gentle quail]

yes

very horny skin

but u play on JP?

[warm ice]

@steep scarab

[steep scarab]

@gentle quail ye

i play on jp

@warm ice

[gentle quail]

weeb

anyways i cant wait for the event

hopefully balti gets rate up

[ornate mantle]

Don’t wanna quit AL, but I also don’t wanna play AL

What a position to be in.

[steep scarab]

@ornate mantle ayaya

[warm ice]

Ayaya

[ornate mantle]

Idek if my Aya is passed 100

[warm ice]

[steep scarab]

@ornate mantle scroll up a bit

[warm ice]

Show us your Ayayaya.

Poot?

[ornate mantle]

Talking about the skin?

[steep scarab]

ye

[warm ice]

What should I call you now?

[steep scarab]

still poot

[ornate mantle]

It’s a nice skin.

[warm ice]

Show us your max level Ayayayaya Poot.

[steep scarab]

i got it

[ornate mantle]

Oh naisu.

Congrats.

[steep scarab]

here @warm ice

[warm ice]

More Essex class

[gentle quail]

who cares

the underboobs

[steep scarab]

@last kiln could be mistake

[gentle quail]

i got this from general

[gentle quail]

[balmy verge]

Still error on avrora?

[icy plume]

What error?

[rigid vine]

read game news

[stuck copper]

Weird.. me SEA but still error

[warm ice]

[stuck copper]

Ded

[steep scarab]

Aaa the smile

[warm ice]

We know Poot, you love Ayayaya.

[stuck copper]

aya is for lewds

[limpid kite]

She needs more doujins

[stuck copper]

Aya pitz

[icy plume]

Now I am getting Network error

[warm ice]

I want to hold Aya’s hand.

Aya is for lewds

And so is Z23 and Jaburin

[ornate mantle]

More cute girls

[balmy verge]

Changing to VPN still not work
Must wait until stable

[warm bluff]

[ornate mantle]

❤️

[silent iron]

Use VPN to connect to non-Southeast Asia country
Lives in Canada
??????
Lives in the north of europe

[stuck copper]

Just waiting some shit done then

[warm ice]

Lives in the southern US.

[pseudo eagle]

RIP server

[carmine coyote]

So server ded

[merry scroll]

😢

[pseudo eagle]

It's logging in that doesn't work. I made the mistake of switching from my phone to my emulator 😦

I guess it's time for apolocubes

[ornate mantle]

[carmine coyote]

Well AK is a different setup all together

[grizzled crag]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-fine-anxiety-calm-fire-dog-gif-5078122

[stuck copper]

Lol server down again

[sick wraith]

Again?

[carmine coyote]

Guess this is accurate now

[balmy verge]

Well, its already night in asia, sleep well and stay safe.

[carmine coyote]

[stuck copper]

i will gladly skip one day of AL for 10 dock slots

[carmine coyote]

[stuck copper]

[somber halo]

i mean ya kno

shouldnt it be faster since they're all indoors?

[carmine coyote]

News: People need to stop being social.
Me: I do that on a daily basis

[stuck copper]

rip my shipfus gonna be starving soon

.-.

rus ships in dorm gulag

[somber halo]

just dont be social

ez

[verbal obsidian]

REPORT BACK TO THE WAKING SANDS

me running back to minfilia:

[somber halo]

do you mean

the WALKING SANDS

because you always walk to there

[verbal obsidian]

i honestly dont find it bad

think last night was the last time tho

cause we moved to MOR DHONA

[flat palm]

graf is here to show you what to do daily friends

https://tenor.com/view/akairo-azur-lane-coronavirus-washing-hands-gif-16137171

[ornate mantle]

Good shit

[ripe mantle]

PRAY THE RETURN TO THE WAKING SANDS

Lunch is over

[verbal obsidian]

[flat palm]

https://gamepress.gg/arknights/news/arknights-rumor-mill-will-next-event-not-be-summer-no-schwarz#If Not Summer, Then What?

[sick wraith]

Server is back up

[wintry sonnet]

pretty easy mistake

I always confuse the two

[stuck copper]

imagine not having 120 sandy or enter :^)

[wintry sonnet]

I mean I can imagine

haven't touched enterprise since she hit 100

[stuck copper]

:^(

[wintry sonnet]

not planning to change that anytime soon

[somber halo]

imagine

dragons

[wintry sonnet]

what the fuck

wait

this is real?

like this isn't a parody?

This is actual official design from marvel

[ornate mantle]

Yes... yes it is...

[somber halo]

i mean

[ornate mantle]

Good thing I was never a marvel fan.

[somber halo]

same

[wintry sonnet]

either the levels of selfawareness have completely imploded, or someone at marvel's pulling off a troll of the century

[somber halo]

marvel media is too how to say

lacks depth

[wintry sonnet]

one of the "superheroes" powers and backstory is that he inhaled his granddad's "internet gas" so now he can do AR at will and google anything

[ornate mantle]

His power is me having a smartphone.

[wintry sonnet]

what is this dimension

[ornate mantle]

[somber halo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zPEtyAsM94

[wintry sonnet]

turns out we're all batman basically

cause we can google with our phones

[stuck copper]

disney doesn't mind dressing up as a clown, as long as it makes them money.

[wintry sonnet]

can't imagine it making that much money

the whole idea behind this sounds like a shitpost on millenials more than anything else

[ornate mantle]

I’m just baffled.

[wintry sonnet]

this legit looks like if some anti-woke artist wanted to make a parody of them

[stuck copper]

judging by the designs and the description, it's probably aimed at zoomers

[somber halo]

okay zoomer

[stuck copper]

but yeah, it looks like it's either a parody, or some mentally-ill attack helicopter's fantasy

either way, it's a joke

[wintry sonnet]

calling it now

[somber halo]

its just a joke bro

[wintry sonnet]

there's gonna be some supervillain

whose special power will be the power of misgendering

their kryptonite

[stuck copper]

imagine this being another sandy beaches scenario

[warm ice]

Is this an out of season April Fools joke?

[somber halo]

what about a villain that is an embodiment of trump

[stuck copper]

they're the internet police, fighting one hate crime at a time

[wintry sonnet]

The power to build walls and make them pay for it

[gilded mural]

i only have 1 gold pulin
should i panic?

[wintry sonnet]

my god

[gilded mural]

[wintry sonnet]

isn't there a purin in medal exchange

or did you get that already

[somber halo]

there is a purin in atm

[gilded mural]

yes

[somber halo]

also what about a villain that hurts others with facts and logic

[wintry sonnet]

you know, I'm starting to get sold on this idea

if they actually make villains like that, I'm in

[somber halo]

xd

[stuck copper]

he will be destroyed by the power of feelings and socially-accepted bullying

[somber halo]

socially-accepted bullying = circle jerk teamwork?

[stuck copper]

it's only bullying when you're the victim

[wintry sonnet]

dont forget about the villain with water attacks that turn the frickin frogs straight

[stuck copper]

calling people things and cancelling them is perfectly reasonable behavior

[somber halo]

are the heroes called the Spectrum Rangers?

[stuck copper]

rainbow rangers

[somber halo]

this is pretty big lore depth for a marvel creation

[stuck copper]

or you can call them rectum rangers if you like

[wintry sonnet]

👏

[stuck copper]

because they're ass

[somber halo]

can one of the villains be a normal, straight, white male

[stuck copper]

the villain must not be brown or gay

or handicapped

[wintry sonnet]

Captain Tradwife

[stuck copper]

you can only make fun of white people

[wintry sonnet]

the ultimate raidboss

[stuck copper]

and that's totally not racist at all

[somber halo]

the white guy's power, is living the american dream

[stuck copper]

it's ignorance

obviously

[somber halo]

and is sidekick is his wife

and get this

she's a house wife with no job

[stuck copper]

his wife is also a slave, because he is a toxic male

[somber halo]

that too

the writers must really get the big monnies for such an original idea

[wintry sonnet]

there's some preview art fot the villains

[somber halo]

[gilded mural]

i want to watch a movie without some white guy screaming I HAVE A FAMILY YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

[wintry sonnet]

how dare you have a family

[gilded mural]

finally i said it

[wintry sonnet]

that's racist

[gilded mural]

took years

alright recently i made a progress with my life by sharing 2 things
not liking pizza and this

[somber halo]

also

can one of the heroes be called

[wintry sonnet]

not liking pizza

now you went too far

[somber halo]

Identity Crisis

[wintry sonnet]

[gilded mural]

HEY

it can't be worse than not liking cheese

[somber halo]

their superpower is the power of transformation

[stuck copper]

transformers

[gilded mural]

like sailor moon?

[stuck copper]

more than meets the eye

[somber halo]

more like Ditto

can be whatever it wants to be

[gilded mural]

sailor moon

[stuck copper]

yeah, sailor moon did that

[wintry sonnet]

b-negative

the comedy writes itself

[stuck copper]

jesus fucking christ

[somber halo]

help

[warm ice]

HyperBruh

[somber halo]

i am being attacked

[stuck copper]

is that his blood type or something?

[wintry sonnet]

I think this is a play on be negative

[somber halo]

no really?

[stuck copper]

yeah, but it's bad

[wintry sonnet]

his lore is that he got a blood transfusion

[somber halo]

now people with B- blood types are villains

[stuck copper]

yay

fuck y'all

i'm evil now

[wintry sonnet]

"proud ownership of the idea of having a bad attitude"

ok I have to confirm real quick, these are supposed to be super HEROES, right

[stuck copper]

i also look like some toddler's drawing

[somber halo]

how about a hero with the power of speed

[stuck copper]

man, you thought the 80s were on-the-nose with the cheese

[somber halo]

his name will be Positive Vibes

[wintry sonnet]

The Pacifier

[stuck copper]

this is some next-level cringe

[wintry sonnet]

literally a guy with a pacifier in his mouth

[stuck copper]

yeah, don't kink shame his ageplay fetish

that's what i'm getting from that

"it's okay to be a baby!" -this generation

[wintry sonnet]

come to think of it

isn't ok boomer ageist

[stuck copper]

of course it is

[somber halo]

wait how about another hero that can change age

[stuck copper]

but it's only ageist when old people shit on young people, not the other way around. you should know how it works by now

[wintry sonnet]

right, forgot the rules

[somber halo]

age is just a number

[stuck copper]

rule #1: always be a fucking contradictory hypocrite that makes no sense

[somber halo]

i wonder what else they have

[stuck copper]

i dont want to know

it looks like captain planet but extra lame

and captain planet was pretty lame already

but at least i could get behind it

the environment is important, yo

[wintry sonnet]

I still dont understand why heart was an element

[warm ice]

You tell me.

[wintry sonnet]

you had wind, water, earth, fire and then heart

because reasons

[warm ice]

Power of love.

[wintry sonnet]

if you gotta have the 5th element, why not instead of love have "humanity"

and then you could have some corny message that it's because humans are part of the enviroment and have to be in harmony with it

to be fair I dont remember much about captain planet

I remember it had Duke Nukem in it

only it wasn't actual Duke Nukem

[solar fjord]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/479108364610306048/690269411600367706/Smallchencomp_1dd567_7563721.gif

[solar fjord]

fuck i need that Silence and Meteorite skin

[icy plume]

We are truly in the darkest of timelines

[wintry sonnet]

woo

I can graduate from hoxy club

[warm bluff]

i survived another day

[solar fjord]

for now

[warm bluff]

[warm ice]

Why hasn’t Luna been infected yet?

[warm bluff]

i live in the middle of nowhere

[solar fjord]

thinking ya safe

[warm bluff]

i'm not

there's been confirmed cases in this city

[solar fjord]

[warm ice]

You think that’s bad?

There was a confirmed case at my school.

[warm bluff]

i think i'm gonna refrain from patting you now

[solar fjord]

wear gloves

[warm bluff]

🧤

@warm ice

[warm ice]

Wao

Even with the possibility that I could be infected, Luna decides to take a gamble and risk it all.

Either you’re incredibly stupid or incredibly brave.

[solar fjord]

or both

[warm ice]

I need to make my own Hazmat suit edit.

[warm bluff]

i used gloves so i'm safe

[warm ice]

Yep

Luna is incredibly stupid.

[warm bluff]

[warm ice]

But we all knew that.

[warm bluff]

Blue is incredibly poison

[stuck copper]

I c hoxy

[wintry sonnet]

yup

when I started playing five-seven was no longer available

finally I can fix it

and they're doing welfare medals too

[stuck copper]

AW event ?

[wintry sonnet]

I started on dec 31 2019

middle of christmas event

[stuck copper]

Wait. I think i still missing that ump40

[wintry sonnet]

I'm missing all 6 of these

so I'll be going all out on the event

[stuck copper]

[wintry sonnet]

once again gonna put my faith in placebo fairy

[stuck copper]

Lazy to return to that game

[wintry sonnet]

they're gonna do 1 million player celebration in the coming days

[stuck copper]

[solar fjord]

120

[ornate mantle]

Pog

[somber halo]

not yet mlb

smh

[carmine coyote]

Momma FdG

[wintry sonnet]

pachi pachi

mine's still 103

[stuck copper]

alright

i'm gonna do it

[wintry sonnet]

do it

[stuck copper]

i'm gonna sacrifice my top op tag for a guaranteed vulcan.

and you ain't gonna stop me.

[wintry sonnet]

I don't know what that is but

[wintry sonnet]

the madlad

he actually did it

[stuck copper]

i don't need no 6*

i've been waiting for her for so long

[warm bluff]

i wish i could get that many top ops

[stuck copper]

the chance of getting a dupe was too high

and vulcan is recruit-only. if you have the chance to get her, get her.

can't wait to see her hammer shit to death

[warm bluff]

i should probably invest in my vulcan

she seems interesting

[stuck copper]

i find her super interesting

[ornate mantle]

Highest cost Defender

Ngl, only interested in using Saria and Hoshiguma

[stuck copper]

[solar fjord]

to get vulcan or indra
of course ditch the 6*

[flat palm]

Well

I tried to get meteorite

My 50 50 luck does indeed suck

First fucked out of saria now this

[solar fjord]

one does not simply get Meteorite
unless off rate

[flat palm]

Im so tired of 5* dupes

For ops i never use

Like so tired

Look at all these dupe 5s

[icy plume]

Liskarm is gud tho

[flat palm]

Pot 4 ptilo btw

[stuck copper]

speaking of dupes, i am not looking forward to the next banner. i already have two of those.

the chance of me getting manticore is slim.

i bet i get fucking zima.

[round grove]

Roll for guaranteed unit, then

[flat palm]

I just want to pull a 5* i actually want for once lmao

Meteorite, skyfire, warfarin, blue poison, istina

Just 1 of them atleast

[ornate mantle]

I'm good to skip another banner.

[flat palm]

Im saving my pity for schwarz now

No gacha for me for a while now

[ornate mantle]

Magallan next.

[gilded mural]

can you even see how far are you in the millage or the pity thingy

[flat palm]

Yeah idc for her luckily

No i just keep count yi

[ornate mantle]

I just don't keep count.

[gilded mural]

what is the number then?

[flat palm]

Im 32 pulls since last 6*

[ornate mantle]

Since I usually end up getting a 6* every 20 or so rolls.

[flat palm]

So 18 to go

[gilded mural]

cuz so far ive only done like 5 multis

[flat palm]

10 from monthly HH, 10 from gara and im 2 past pity

50 pulls without 6* begins pity

[gilded mural]

does it reset if you get a 6*?

[flat palm]

Yes

[ornate mantle]

Yes.

[gilded mural]

madness

[ornate mantle]

Imagine if it didn't?

What a fucking wild thing to imagine, KEKW

[flat palm]

Most of my 6s are from pity

So i like the safety net

[ornate mantle]

None of mine are thankfully.

3 times.

I've gotten the 6* of a banner as my gara 5*.

[flat palm]

Lol

[ornate mantle]

I think the only one who has kinda fucked me over.

Was uhhhh.

Shining.

[wintry sonnet]

gamestop
essential retail

can't imagine going through a pandemic without them preorder bundles

[ornate mantle]

Well now.

[wintry sonnet]

if only we had a way to sell video games online

without requiring physical contact

hmmmm

[ornate mantle]

Impossible.

[wintry sonnet]

we simply dont have the technology

[stuck copper]

i mean theyre probably aware

but dont have the infrastructure to start shipping

[ornate mantle]

Do they think we're in 2020 or some shit.

[stuck copper]

since theyre in retail

they sell to the grandparents buying gifts for their youngins

[ornate mantle]

Oh yes of course.

[gilded mural]

i did something maybe stupid recently , bought 2 headhunt tixs using yellow tokens
is it worth to grab these 5 or pass?

[ornate mantle]

It's gamestops god given duty to put old people at risk.

[stuck copper]

grab as many as you can ig

[ornate mantle]

The one after that is 70

[stuck copper]

best to do it if you can afford to buy the whole chain

[gilded mural]

ok

thx

[wintry sonnet]

lmao

so apparently gamestop does have digital store

[stuck copper]

that's news to me

[wintry sonnet]

same

which begs a question then

if they have digital stores and can do deliveries from warehouses

why the fuck insist on keeping the stores open

that is some assbackwards logic

[stuck copper]

maybe it's not convenient for them to pull all the stuff that's on the shelves to be sent back to the warehouses/hubs to be shipped out

so they doing to goofy pr stuff to justify keeping the stores open

[ornate mantle]

So my workplace is "closed to the public" but "open to the workers".

[stuck copper]

sounds like fun

[ornate mantle]

Meaning all staff are still required to come in and perform duties while the public cannot come in.

Benefits are that alot of work at my job involves the public.

So I have almost 0 work.

[wintry sonnet]

how else will you be able to enjoy your labor, comrade

[ornate mantle]

Also benefits are that my work place has like 3-6 people on staff at all times.

[wintry sonnet]

it's funny how it takes a pandemic to see just how dumbshit inept most executives are

[ornate mantle]

Today there were 3 of us in separate places of the building.

For 6 hours. KEKW

[wintry sonnet]

we're not gonna let people into a business cause of risk of outbreak but we'll still force people to come to work and risk getting exposed, because fuck man that weed's some good shit

[ornate mantle]

It do be like that sometimes.

As much as I meme, I'm thankful I still have my job.

Because I'd be FUCKED without my income.

[wintry sonnet]

aren't you guys supposed to be getting some free money

[ornate mantle]

Idk.

I'd love some free money.

[wintry sonnet]

or is that still in the process because Shmuck Boomer and co gotta oppose it

[ornate mantle]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

All I know is my circumstances are probably some of the best in the world possible.

All I gotta worry about are some bills... Virus hasn't impeded my work...

And I'm not infected afaik.

Heard it takes some time for symptoms to appear.

But I'm very clean to begin with.

[wintry sonnet]

yeah it takes several days for shit to start

[ornate mantle]

So we'll see.

Another thing is that I'm already predisposed to migraine headaches.

[wintry sonnet]

I've been getting worried cause my neck's been bulging out and making it hard to breathe sometimes

and I'm not sure if it's cause lymph nodes or if my thyroid's being a fuckwit

but I have no fever so I'm hopeful for now

[ornate mantle]

Yeah could be worrying.

The fever is the one sign i'm looking out for.

[wintry sonnet]

same, until I'm cracking out 38 degrees I'm gucci

also our voivoideship's still pretty tame, only 12 cases recorded

compared to one next to us that has 82

[ornate mantle]

Whew.

[wintry sonnet]

also nobody confirmed in my town yet

just that 22 people are quarantined

apparently someone broke the quarantine here because they were given sausage

and they're vegetarian

that's a good reason to endanger people around

[ornate mantle]

5 banners till Mostima.

Should be about 10 weeks.

2.5 months.

Assuming Mostima doesn't get accelerated.

[solar fjord]

for all you know

she's next after this

[ornate mantle]

Possible.

Wouldn't mind tbh.

[solar fjord]

could be penguin into her

[ornate mantle]

Not rolling penguin.

So i'd be fine with that.

[next onyx]

holy moly. I just got Manticore from Recruit, finally, but the way I got her was really lucky. I chose Medic as my tag since nothing else was what I wanted, chose 9 hours. Medic tag got dropped after completion so it was completely unknown. Boom, Manticore showed up.

[ornate mantle]

Pog.

Almost at 1.4m LMD.

So excited.

[magic moon]

lol, gamestop

they want stores because they want to buy physical copies of used games for huge discounted rates, and then sell 'em high. The profit on those is pretty good, and it drives people to come back because nobody else is in that business these days

[warm bluff]

i might just take leave without pay if our team isn't approved for working from home

i'd rather miss a few paychecks than risk dying

[ornate mantle]

Smh

[gilded mural]

you don't die

[ornate mantle]

Not even committing to the isekai route.

[gilded mural]

unless you are under 19 or older than 50

[warm bluff]

death rate is 0.2%, which seems small, but it's 0.2% more than i am willing to take

for my age range

[gilded mural]

but have you taken a look at the ages range

[ornate mantle]

You have as much chance at dying than you do at pulling a 6*

[warm bluff]

that is for my age range

[ornate mantle]

Yi, a lot of us here are adults.

[gilded mural]

well if you live with children \ elder people you should do it
if you live alone , no fear imo

[warm bluff]

cool, but if i have the choice to not risk it i'm not gonna risk it

also having the flu is awful

[ornate mantle]

Having a flu sucks.

Also, I almost have 1m LMD.

[warm bluff]

i'm out of lmd again

[ornate mantle]

Only need 400k more before I'm at the safe mark to start getting LMD for other units.

[gilded mural]

i just closed the game after my daily epic 15 mins of gameplay

[ornate mantle]

I didn't.

Cuz I'm a whale.

[gilded mural]

rawr

wait

do sharks and whales say rawr