avrora-general

[flat palm]

He put me on hold for 6minutes, then came back and asked me the name of my modem

told me to wait 6mins and hung up

???

[verbal obsidian]

???

[flat palm]

"How did you find the experience with our customer support"

Shit

[stuck copper]

but you're norwegian. doesn't everyone have a nordic accent where you live?

i mean, it there really ain't that much more "north" up there.

[flat palm]

We have alot of very diff accents

[verbal obsidian]

pepega and nordic those r your two accents

[warm bluff]

H5-3 and H5-4 later today

[slim imp]

Wonder if the great and wise Odinwulf is in the server

[stuck copper]

i wasted 300 sanity on a single blue device. fuck my luck, i swear.

odin hasn't been active in here.

[slim imp]

what stage?

[stuck copper]

3-4

i should have gotten at least half a dozen

[slim imp]

theres a guide on whats the best stages to farm mats

for lowest sanity cost

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Fhz24nSxUef3FWplZtwPMRldyrNMc45DOcN0yaSTPaw/htmlview?sle=true#

[stuck copper]

that's not the issue. the issue is insanely bad luck.

[slim imp]

trust

this will help u

u prob farming the wrong stages

also y not go to Arknight server to talk about it lol

[stuck copper]

i know all the best stages

because i don't want to

[slim imp]

ahh

well, in that case, guess u do got shit luck

lmao

usually should get blue device in 3 runs

ehh, 3 to 4 runs

but 300 sanity

[ornate mantle]

Same.

Fucking oriron clusters got me fucked

Like 300 sanity for three.

[stuck copper]

i wouldn't be so fucking pissed if it weren't so incredibly improbable

[ornate mantle]

It happens.

[stuck copper]

yeah. sometimes you win, sometimes you lose.

it's just annoying when you need to get things done quickly.

[ornate mantle]

One day I was farming manganese and I somehow got 3 of the UR mats in the same bar of sanity.

I was so hyped

Other days it takes me 2 refills to get an RMA

[ornate mantle]

It happens.

[ornate mantle]

I’d prefer no more pulling banners until I hit like... 500 cubes minimum.

[flat palm]

@last kiln thats every patch notes for me now

no swiftsure? i sleep

[verbal obsidian]

shut up nerd

[flat palm]

NO U

[verbal obsidian]

NO UUUUUUUUUUUU

[wintry sonnet]

both of u

great

cause that was the issue people had

[steep scarab]

rma70 pls

[flat palm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/687183423407784113/687357740808667153/unknown-3.png

its not, but its nice for the new ishgard restoration

you get

a cute umbrella, an emote of you eating bread

and a mount

but u can also buy those things

[verbal obsidian]

aki

dm me some outfit combos

so i can buy it all

[flat palm]

thats

not very specific

[verbal obsidian]

it wasnt meant to be

just send me w/e u like

[flat palm]

oh

okay

[verbal obsidian]

theres like a whole site for ppl to share their combos

[flat palm]

uhhh

crafter materia?

[verbal obsidian]

my friend linked me the other day

was pretty cool

[flat palm]

i think.. white scrips

collectables

https://tohkasaki.u.catgirlsare.sexy/Q1Iy.png

[verbal obsidian]

why is it that the url is tohkasaki

catgirlsare sexy lol

[flat palm]

well it used to just be the latter part, but for some reason it added my username to the link

[verbal obsidian]

like what are you using that its like that

[flat palm]

idk how to fix it yet

FUCKKK

[verbal obsidian]

o its a ff14 thing?

[flat palm]

i misclicked to refill with op

i was distracted

[verbal obsidian]

HAHA

no ive seen them before

[flat palm]

depends on the server aran

[verbal obsidian]

but like is that a ff14 thing

[flat palm]

https://catgirlsare.sexy/

[verbal obsidian]

where the url is autogenerated in game

[flat palm]

linked to sharex

[verbal obsidian]

o

its your own private file sharing

ew

[flat palm]

yes

control 7 is

[wintry sonnet]

looks like a trojan

[flat palm]

14k

control 8 is 51k here

and craftman ship ones abit cheaper

ya

[verbal obsidian]

aran what data center on u

is that primal

o nice

u wanna carry me

im lvl 23

my user name is Zuikaku Sho

[flat palm]

https://tohkasaki.u.catgirlsare.sexy/b7FQ.png i love this shirt

[verbal obsidian]

u can send in my dms so u dont spam here

[flat palm]

i wanted aran to see it too

but yes

it looks nice on all races

owo

its called craftsman's singlet

dis mine

@ripe mantle bis coat

[stuck copper]

q t

[flat palm]

can't fight crime if you don't look cute

[verbal obsidian]

ok im back

i'm a hyur for now

probs gonnna change to da bunny race

or maybe da lizard ppl

[flat palm]

you can

convert currency

but idr where

i dont rly craft so idk

idk

[ornate mantle]

LOL

We believed in you Aki.

[flat palm]

but they made it easier for everyone to do

[verbal obsidian]

think ima just stop whaling in ak all together

and just spend on ff14

cosmetics > gacha rng

[flat palm]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EM_w7D8VUAAyvYc?format=jpg&name=large

i also love this outfit

all of it

the headpiece from it is my fav glam piece

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4p3DGWer8c0

[somber halo]

Night-time commissions' starting time has been changed from 10pm to 9pm
isnt AL supposed to be based on american pacific time? it starts at 8pm for me

[verbal obsidian]

its always been a hr behind pacific time

cause it would be 2am eastern

for me

[somber halo]

wdym

cause the pvp/store resets are at noon, 6pm, and midnight which i believe is correct

[verbal obsidian]

I was referring to maint time

maint time has always been a hr before

[somber halo]

maint is also at midnight

[verbal obsidian]

what

[somber halo]

its only because of daylight savings

we just changed recently

[verbal obsidian]

o youre saying

[somber halo]

before the daylight savings change, the night commissions started at 7pm

now that its daylight savings time, its technically back to normal

[verbal obsidian]

i dont remember what it was prior to the 7pm pst

im guessing youre saying now its back to that

[somber halo]

yeah

[verbal obsidian]

so we're backto 3am maint time

[somber halo]

so basically anyone who isnt american is unaffected

[verbal obsidian]

ye lol

[somber halo]

but i just find it weird to have inconsistent timezones instead of basing all their timings on a single time zone

[verbal obsidian]

^

[stuck copper]

the entire world should just go by UTC

[verbal obsidian]

honestly it should

[stuck copper]

problem solved

[somber halo]

so basically in game, time is based off california
but the game notes reflect the game based off of texas

[verbal obsidian]

they'll correct it

eventually

[stuck copper]

or at least we should make an effort to make it more "normal"

[verbal obsidian]

plus its such a minor thing to keep track of

so i dont see why it matters so much

[stuck copper]

i really hate having to convert shit all the time

[somber halo]

well ya kno

being selfish and all since AL is based off of my timezone

yeah, its not dst related

im just trying to figure out if night commissions will go back one hour or move forward one hour

but for me, night commissions never started at 10pm

8pm during dst and 7pm not during dst

i guess so

i guess i'll address it in feedback as a precaution

[verbal obsidian]

aran tryna fill the void that was once ak

but ye i wouldnt mind back to back events

idc about all the cube crying babies

[somber halo]

hype for new events is nice and all

[stuck copper]

i like the idea of pokemon, but the gameplay is so fucking 90s

[somber halo]

but if old events never come up, then the devs are only catering to old players

[stuck copper]

and i mean that in a bad way

[somber halo]

i like turn based games

[stuck copper]

there is nothing wrong with that. it's just that there's zero depth to pokemon.

[somber halo]

im not smart enough to think or react quickly enough in real time strategy

which type of mechanic are you referring to?

[stuck copper]

the entire combat system as a whole

it's primarily rock paper scissors

[verbal obsidian]

Cal im so happy u said that

[somber halo]

i can agree with that

[stuck copper]

if you can, play slay the spire, or gilgamech. they have compelling turn-based combat systems.

[verbal obsidian]

i dont wanna dis pokemon cause u always get the ppl who get super offended

[stuck copper]

though, to be fair, they're different games.

[verbal obsidian]

slay the spire was fun

it got boring afterawhile

[somber halo]

i would relate pokemon as a child's gateway into video games

[stuck copper]

i don't mean to shit on pokemon. it's just that i've played better.

yeah. it's great for kids.

[somber halo]

people in my age group just play it for the sake of nostalgia

[verbal obsidian]

I was gonna say that Frayya

[stuck copper]

i tried to play pokemon because my son liked it, but fuck was it boring.

[verbal obsidian]

But at the same time, u meet some interesting ppl on the internet

[somber halo]

and others that do it competitively do it because it gives them purpose believing they are good at something

and take advantage of that feeling

[stuck copper]

just grinding levels and bringing a pokemon that can more or less oneshot the other one.

[verbal obsidian]

believing

[stuck copper]

over and over again

[somber halo]

its very comparable to sports to a certain extent

[verbal obsidian]

Like frayya and yourself said, its an outdated system played mostly for nostalgia

[somber halo]

except in sports, you dont know stats of the opposite team/players

[stuck copper]

i think it has its place. it's just not for me.

[somber halo]

yeah, thats fine

[stuck copper]

old jrpgs have the same problem.

i played phantasy star the other day. it was fun, but it was just grinding.

and then it got boring.

[verbal obsidian]

lol phantasy star...

poor game

didnt live the life it deserved

[somber halo]

i like phantasy star but the pacing of the old games is too OP

[verbal obsidian]

globalized years after its existence

[somber halo]

the characters move as fast as a walk and a single run can take a couple hours

[stuck copper]

and then there's this bullshit "quest" where you have to buy a cake to get an audience with some mayor, and you can only get it from a cake vendor, who has his shop deep inside a dungeon.

[somber halo]

hold on one sec

[stuck copper]

phantasy star on master system

[stuck copper]

pretty much lmao

[somber halo]

oh, i remember that quest

fucking cake vendor in the deepest part of the dungeon

[stuck copper]

i had to use maps for that game, because fuck those mazes, man

[somber halo]

and there's a teleporter right next to them to get directly to town once you get there

why not teleport there first

randomly generated maze

gg

[stuck copper]

i tried mapping it myself, but i got confused.

[somber halo]

the biggest compelling part of phantasy star to me is the custom weapons but the drop rate for them in that game is horrible

as far as i know, everyone pretty much glitched the game for all the end-game custom items

its k, cal was talking about pso episode 1&2

its like 2000s era game

[stuck copper]

i played the original phantasy star and pso1 on gamecube

i had version 2 on dreamcast as well

filthy hackers everywhere

[somber halo]

i wonder if online even existed

[stuck copper]

i played the gamecube one online during the free month

it had exclusive online stuff, but they charged 15 bucks per month

[somber halo]

darn

would have ended up playing alone anyways

[stuck copper]

yeah, but you had a section ID

and it was a good way to get drops from other IDs

[ripe mantle]

Oh hell yea.
Kawakaze oath skin has lines now

[icy plume]

Trento has a voice actress now

[icy plume]

Anyone here play GFL want to add me?

[stuck copper]

[somber halo]

i play GFL

check out my best tdoll

[solar fjord]

pre good Tdoll

[ornate mantle]

T-bote

[grand dew]

Yeah she has most firepower

[stuck copper]

https://twitter.com/keenh_da/status/1237862336397901825

KeenH (@keenh_da)

Raifu <3
https://t.co/8Ri437yiSD

#少女前線 #少女前线 #ドルフロ #Kar98K

Twitter

have to share best raifu

[warm ice]

who dat

[stuck copper]

kar98k

[solar fjord]

she is a cutie

[icy plume]

My GFL ID is 1011666

[solar fjord]

What's rate up

[warm bluff]

nightmare is cute

[stuck copper]

9th roll

[solar fjord]

already got Nightmare tho

and damn razzle luccsaccing the roll

[stuck copper]

Seriously the funny thing is

What I said to my friends

"Next banner
I have to pray to god
That off rate actually wins rate up"

[solar fjord]

i haven't had rate up in ages

[stuck copper]

Well the reason this banner would suck for me

I have all 3 characters

[ripe mantle]

holy fuck i cannot get clue 5

to save my life

nevermind

my daily clue was 5

wtf

[solar fjord]

[ripe mantle]

been like

a week with no party

[solar fjord]

i have none Razz except for Meteorite, which i wouldn't of mined a P2

yeah that happened to me synd nearly a week with no clue 5

[ripe mantle]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[warm bluff]

H5-3 is hard

[ripe mantle]

screams internally

[stuck copper]

But yeah Linky

I was like

"Please be none of the above"

And not only did it NOT give me a rate up character

It gave me a 6*

[solar fjord]

gacha gods actually responding to a pray like that

[stuck copper]

Weird part is

I said before

On CN

Because I got screwed so badly I wasn't too bothered about getting 6*

I said to people

[ripe mantle]

so i did

[stuck copper]

"Watch me pull mostima in this banner"

[ripe mantle]

2 more pulls

got FEater

[stuck copper]

Low and behold I did

[solar fjord]

synd falling into the trap

[ripe mantle]

not spending any OP

[solar fjord]

damn razzles can you do that for me

[ripe mantle]

just the spare Orun i had

[stuck copper]

I've done it here before btw

I blessed people's rolls

And they always pulled something

[ripe mantle]

not falling into the trap

decided to farm AP-5 today

instead of LMD

[solar fjord]

been switching between them

[ripe mantle]

so many sanity pots

[ornate mantle]

KEKW

I have 5 days

Until a light novel I’ve been waiting for to come out finally arrives

I have an extended weekend because of vacation hours I have to use.

So if I can survive for another 5 days.

I’ll be happy.

[warm bluff]

[ornate mantle]

I've been waiting for this novel.

For 3 years.

[warm bluff]

102 more lmd until i get lappland e2

i hope this doesn't mess up my a3 auto

[solar fjord]

Doing A3 again

[warm bluff]

gotta save that 8 sanity

[warm ice]

[stuck copper]

fuck sake

got 6 hours to finish B3, B2 quests and clear D3

[steep scarab]

[stuck copper]

what a skrub

[steep scarab]

Dupe

[warm ice]

@steep scarab

[steep scarab]

[grand dew]

5th roll

[stuck copper]

oh, shit

a new banner

i was like "the fuck are people rolling?"

here we go. give me meteorite.

provence

at least it's not a dupe.

[grand dew]

-1 dp on shining is huge

[stuck copper]

bois

I fucked up

just lost 90 rocks

bcz I upconverted

[stuck copper]

Get rocks again

[warm bluff]

i hate spiders

H5-3 is so difficult

[warm ice]

Quitter.

[warm bluff]

i never said i quit

[warm ice]

You will be one.

[ornate mantle]

Didn't you quit AL or some shit.

I haven't even tried H5-3.

[warm bluff]

it feels harder than 5-3 challenge mode

[ornate mantle]

3 more Devices and I have all of Mostima's Mats.

All of her E2 mats anyways.

[warm bluff]

ahhhhh

i found a method to clear H5-3

it's so precise though

[ornate mantle]

Maybe I shoudl try these hard mode mats at some point.

[stuck copper]

that shit ain't no joke

[ornate mantle]

I'm so busy investing in units, lol.

That I just feel tired thinking about trying out the hard mode content.

[warm ice]

I didn”t quit.

[stuck copper]

I'm quitting AL

[warm ice]

[stuck copper]

it's just not fun anymore

[ornate mantle]

It happens.

I would say AK has def taken my #1 spot in terms of gacha.

But I still love AL.

So I'll stay forever.

Since I played for the characters.

Not for the gameplay or story.

[warm bluff]

bp should be immune to poison haze

took ~20 actual practice attempts to find a strat

[stuck copper]

they seriously send an adam through the center path

just to fucking steamroll your shit

[warm bluff]

||you mean the red hammer guy?||

[stuck copper]

yeah

[warm bluff]

||they send 3 of them and a crownslayer ||

[ornate mantle]

Okay.

All of Mostima's E2 mats are done.

[steep scarab]

inb4 accidentally uses some

for another e2

[warm bluff]

@steep scarab

[stuck copper]

look at this dude

planning for mostima this ahead

I'm almost done with silence

just need 40 more rocks

Best idea for preparing tho.. also..
She is.. good girl.

[warm bluff]

my tank can't survive even a single hit from ||faust|| in H5-4

[ornate mantle]

H5-1 done.

Time for H5-2

[warm bluff]

you should stream it!

[ornate mantle]

Ohhhh, yeah maybe I will, haha.

[warm bluff]

[ornate mantle]

Streaming.

Maybe for about an hour or so.

[warm bluff]

cleared H5-4

H5-3 was a lot harder

[grand dew]

[ornate mantle]

H5-1 and H5-2 weren't bad.

[ripe mantle]

Too lazy to try H5-3

[ornate mantle]

Poggies

[ornate mantle]

I haven’t been at 100 mail since like... Neptunia I think.

[stuck copper]

[ornate mantle]

Server maint in 7 min fellow Azur Laners

[stuck copper]

drop rate for those gun blueprints r too low

i played d3 every single day and got 10 total

no good..

[grand dew]

[flat palm]

What should i pick

Medic support is 50/50 for first warfarin or pot 4 ptilo

Welp rip warfarin dream

[ripe mantle]

I gave in

going to M3 Eyja S2

[flat palm]

Synd help

[ripe mantle]

?

[flat palm]

I keep getting ptilo

[ripe mantle]

how is this a problem

[flat palm]

And i dont even want to e2 her because i have nightingale and shining e2

I want something new lol

But ive gotten 4 ptilo

[ripe mantle]

Ptilo > night

[flat palm]

How could you

Meeeeh

[grand dew]

ptilo is 6*

what a fool

[flat palm]

She shows up everywhere i go

Was my gara on 3 banners

Now recruit

[grand dew]

stfu i still haven't gotten her

[flat palm]

[grand dew]

[flat palm]

I will not

[grand dew]

Aki, i have you on fren list right?

[flat palm]

Idunno

[flat palm]

Waow

[grand dew]

why s2

will that help you with 400 a3?

[ripe mantle]

cause im a cuck who gave into picking her best skill over the skill that is most satisfying

[grand dew]

nah SA s3 is more satisfying

[ripe mantle]

both are

just use both at the same time

[grand dew]

[ripe mantle]

that's how i handled bob

and adam

stun with texas or freeze with leaf

ask/eyja S3

[flat palm]

Synd cuck

[ripe mantle]

can you even do other masteries?

[grand dew]

only 1

or you mean can you m3 all 3 skills? then yes you can

[ripe mantle]

well yea i figured you can do only 1 at a time lol

[grand dew]

it would be n ice to do at least 2 skills eh

[ripe mantle]

lv 6 base

[grand dew]

Synd , once my istina is e2 i can feed you clue 4

[ripe mantle]

wait

the faction buffs are actually useful?

i never noticed

[flat palm]

Yes

[ripe mantle]

which faction for clue 5

[flat palm]

Not sure

[ripe mantle]

aki you had one job

[flat palm]

Sorry

[grand dew]

5 is indra

GL getting her

https://aceship.github.io/AN-EN-Tags/akriic.html

[ripe mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/henry-cavill-geralt-of-rivia-the-witcher-fuck-gif-15913480

[flat palm]

Im kinda salty i didnt get warfarin leave me be

[grand dew]

my 270 certs are ready to buy any 5*

[ripe mantle]

GIB

SKYFIRE

[grand dew]

Rin gonna avoid you

[ripe mantle]

[flat palm]

I want

4 5* specifically

[ripe mantle]

I just want FW and SF

[flat palm]

Meteorite, warfarin, skyfire and manticore

Those my most want

[ripe mantle]

ill take a pass on anyone else

manticore is cute

[flat palm]

No u

[ripe mantle]

but like

meh

oh

i guess and sora

[grand dew]

sora/ptilo ...

[ripe mantle]

for memes

[grand dew]

[ripe mantle]

sora SF and FW

idk when id use manticore

but sora memes doe

[flat palm]

I want wf + sora memes

[ripe mantle]

WF would be a nice third healer

but she's not a want

need?

w.e

[flat palm]

I was hoping to get her from that recruit

But it's decided ptilo loves me

[ripe mantle]

114 yellow certs but

im sure ill get more really soon

[flat palm]

Im at 60 but

45 reserved for skyfire

So id have to get another 30 to buy someonne else

Like wf or bp

[ripe mantle]

Ch'en a cute

[flat palm]

No u

[ripe mantle]

aw

[solar fjord]

[grand dew]

no.4 slav

[solar fjord]

That's some nice art

[flat palm]

Mmh h5-3 done

H5-4 looks kinda scary

Nvm i 1shot it

[solar fjord]

[oblique mantle]

Okay

[stuck copper]

candy crush in azur lane lmao

[verbal obsidian]

i went for meteorite and liskarm

and pulled another angelina dupe

[flat palm]

Lmao

Oof

[warm bluff]

who should i e2 next, liskarm or siege? i was gonna do exu but i'm putting her on hold for now

[verbal obsidian]

i say siege cause i think with pp

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

Fckin can't slack for this Event because Akashi coupons, i can skip Ryuujou one but not for akashi..

[warm bluff]

[warm ice]

[stuck copper]

When you throw out 2 random singles

[verbal obsidian]

uh oh

they just asked me what type of pc i had at home to see if working remote would be reasonable

[stuck copper]

@solar fjord @flat palm

Not gonna lie

The game is just trolling me at this point

Real coofing hours

[stuck copper]

wtf 200 gems

thats insane

[grand dew]

k logging in for those gems

and farming 10k pts

[gilded mural]

yeah insane we got 200 gems

madness

[stuck copper]

its nice cuz im not a whale :)

[flat palm]

i cant leave my home lmao

my uni closed until corona is under control

and all public events and stuff is closed

[stuck copper]

i'm gonna go to the movies tomorrow

i hope everyone stays at home so we can have the theater to ourselves

[flat palm]

its closed here

everythings just closed, my town is dead

no one outside

apart from people who work

[stuck copper]

no one outside sounds amazing

[flat palm]

i was at grocery shop earlier

people are hoarding

shelves are empty

[stuck copper]

finally worth going out

yeah, and they only hoard the cheap shit

i legit have to pay 3-5 times as much for certain things

[flat palm]

i stocked up too

[stuck copper]

like

you're not going to bunker up for months

it's not like shopping for groceries is dangerous

[ornate mantle]

LOL

[stuck copper]

the panic is stupid.. nothing u can do , you will get infected at some point

[ornate mantle]

What’s funny

Is my sisters started opening up the emergency rations.

[stuck copper]

everyone's afraid so they stay at home, making going outside a viable option since there's no one to get it from

kek

200 IQ

[ornate mantle]

It’s a perfect situation.

5head strats

[stuck copper]

this changes absolutely nothing for my day to day

[ornate mantle]

I’m still working for the public.

And I’m still near 3 airports.

I’ve been fucked from the beginning.

[stuck copper]

my wife called in sick, but she is considered to not have oripathy corona

[ornate mantle]

I wonder... if I call in sick will my coworkers have a scare

[stuck copper]

the good thing about this

[verbal obsidian]

cal hitting that corona

[stuck copper]

people might finally learn to wash themselves

[verbal obsidian]

corona corona

[stuck copper]

i've seen so many people not wash their hands after peeing, it's fucking insane

[flat palm]

yeah its gross

[stuck copper]

go to restaurant, order some nice food, take a piss, guy doesn't wash his hands, then he eats

imagine him being on a date with a woman

and she has no clue

[flat palm]

lmao

[stuck copper]

i wash my hands cuz i aint touching my son with smelly pp hands

[verbal obsidian]

but you'll touch your wife with smelly pp hands

[stuck copper]

i am not allowed to disclose any of the things i do with my wife.

[verbal obsidian]

He pleads the fifth

[flat palm]

dont kinkshame

theres people with pee fetishes

[verbal obsidian]

Aki and aran touch each other with smelly pp hands

[flat palm]

i dont touch aran

hes chinese, ill get corona

[stuck copper]

we are not those. i can tell that much.

[verbal obsidian]

wow okay aki

I guess we see your true colors now

[flat palm]

sorry but im taking 0 risks

[verbal obsidian]

Its not like Aran and I eat bats

~~well atleast i dont ~~

[flat palm]

what if you touched someonne that eats bats

[verbal obsidian]

well for one

if someone i knew ate bats

we'd have problems

and two

i dont think u can even like readily get bats to eat in the us

[ornate mantle]

If it means not dying.

I’d wash my hands for 5 minutes if necessary.

[stuck copper]

when i wash my hands for 20 seconds, all i worry about is the bill

[ornate mantle]

When I wash for 20 seconds I’m just excited that the likelihood of me not dying before the 17th increases a smidgen.

[verbal obsidian]

O with this new eu ban

My friend's flight to norway got canceled

[flat palm]

yeah

europeans not allowed to go to usa either

for.. 2 weeks?

[verbal obsidian]

something like that

[stuck copper]

one month

[verbal obsidian]

us basically said come back now

or youre not coming back for the next month

all work visa's are are being asked to fly back this week lol

[stuck copper]

only americans are allowed back in

[flat palm]

https://www.skysports.com/nba/news/36244/11955882/nba-suspends-regular-season-due-to-coronavirus

i like watching nba

[verbal obsidian]

ye im sad

i go to a lot of knicks games

feelsbad

[flat palm]

?!

[ornate mantle]

KEKW

Had to throw that last bit in for good measure

[verbal obsidian]

fk u aran

[ornate mantle]

Whew.

[icy plume]

Wait is amazon retro in the game yet?

but they added in her voices already?

[ripe mantle]

https://i.redd.it/259vn2cb68m41.jpg

[flat palm]

wait what

isnt that really fucking good

[oblique mantle]

Yeah

You need zooey for dark

And then if your me you don’t

You need dog for water

[ornate mantle]

Whew

[solar fjord]

[ornate mantle]

Me and Aqua are like the only level 100+ people in the guild.

[warm bluff]

[warm ice]

[warm bluff]

[warm ice]

[warm bluff]

[warm ice]

Luna

Did you win?

[warm bluff]

win what?

[warm ice]

AK.

[warm bluff]

no because i still dont have sora

[warm ice]

Then just

Whale

[warm bluff]

but i dont have money

[solar fjord]

is it spreading over there now

panic buying of toilet paper

https://twitter.com/LlZARDHEAD/status/1238208372882751500

skip (@LlZARDHEAD)

quarantined students when the teacher hits the sub goal

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people been raiding shelves for 2 weeks now here

[stuck copper]

we have enough supply. the problem is that they're all buying the cheap stuff.

if you're being a little bitch, at least have the decency to buy the expensive shit nobody wants.

[warm bluff]

who buys cheap toilet paper other than companies?

[stuck copper]

it's good quality for the price

we don't have the super cheap sandpaper kind anymore

nobody buys those lmao

[warm bluff]

oh i thought that's what you meant by the cheap stuff

[stuck copper]

nah

that stuff doesn't sell

it's not even toilet paper that's the issue, it's food

like ingredients

pasted tomato is only a few cents. they're all gone. now you have to buy brand name ones at five times the price.

[warm bluff]

i need to buy groceries soon

[stuck copper]

yeah, it's the stuff that lasts long that's gone, as if they're preparing for WW3

what baffled me the most is bread

it goes bad pretty quickly

yet it's all gone

germans and their bread, man

i've been sitting on A3 for a few hours now. i can't beat the final push.

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

regenerating cavemen keep my lapplang busy. she can't silence the big bois

i think i'll try pulling the bottom sniper and replacing it with specter or something

[grand dew]

whats your team levels?

[stuck copper]

i dont have exusiai, nor is my ifrit maxed

[grand dew]

everyone there E2 except NG and saria

if you have ifrit , then prob best work on her

she will clear mid/top lane easy

[warm bluff]

bp on bottom can do a ton of damage to the big guys

[stuck copper]

got distracted. missed placing gravel to keep kroos alive.

oh, well...

[stuck copper]

she'll be back

my bp is e1

her poison does nothing to regenerators

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

she's just a shit kroos without it

[warm bluff]

bp's poison only contributes like 10% of her dps on a 0 armor enemy

[grand dew]

LUNA your BP is m3

[stuck copper]

reached 350. here we go.

[grand dew]

mine's m2 but 4 d32 steel.. will be on hold when i finish ch'ens m3

[stuck copper]

yeah, i have nothing at M

[grand dew]

ifrit only needs m1 s2

[stuck copper]

leaked one aerial unit

[warm bluff]

at only skill lvl 7, bp loses a total of ~5.61 dps vs the big red guy

and she's cute too!

[stuck copper]

bottom is the issue right now

[warm bluff]

is it the big guys or the drones?

[stuck copper]

big guys

[warm bluff]

what's your setup like?

[stuck copper]

i think croissant might be able to push the cavemen into a hole

not using texas stun because lazy. it doesn't matter anyway. she won't be out past 300.

i'll use croissant to push, then switch her with amiya to burn down the big guy.

[warm bluff]

looks like the cavemen guys have a weight of 2

[stuck copper]

not sure what the weight is on the bobs, but the cavemen should die

is "significant" enough to push weight 2?

[warm bluff]

oh that should be fine i think, i just tested medium vs a weight 2 and it pushed a bit more than half a square

[stuck copper]

if not, all she has to do is stall them until i'm done with the rest. then i can shift things around and focus them down.

[warm bluff]

medium isn't enough but hopefully that should work

[stuck copper]

oh, wait

i can't stall the big guy

he'll just stun her

BOOM

into the hole

get the fuck off my map

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

i made a big mistake

399/400

whatever. i got this. next run will be mine.

[warm bluff]

nice, you pretty much got it then

[stuck copper]

yeah

i removed my emergency sniper to help burn down the big guy

which was completely unnecessary

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

👀

[ornate mantle]

Talking about A3?

[stuck copper]

yeah

nvm. i know why.

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

man, there's always one tiny thing that goes horribly wrong.

[ripe mantle]

@flat palm

Idk what to do

LOL

[stuck copper]

boom

done

kiss my ass, A3

[ripe mantle]

Nice

[stuck copper]

i need to raise ch'en's s2. it will make things a lot easier.

[ornate mantle]

So I went to my local grocer.

Because my mom was panicking and wanted me to go buy some Maruchan.

So I went and holy shit.

All the toilet paper

It’s fucking gone KEKW

[stuck copper]

guess i'll sell mine on ebay for 20 bucks a pop

[ripe mantle]

at my mum's store it isn't that bad

[stuck copper]

man, that picture is so fucking sad. are people really that silly?

[ripe mantle]

yes

[stuck copper]

they don't even realize they're the problem.

they're not going to shut everything down over this. there's going to be at least a skeleton crew that makes and sells toilet paper. it's not some fucking apocalypse.

[ripe mantle]

i dont understand

why toilet paper

like of all fucking things to hoard

[stuck copper]

pretty sure someone told them to hoard it.

[ripe mantle]

not non perishable food

not medical supplies.

Toilet paper

this is why social media was a mistake

[stuck copper]

it's not just social media. traditional media is just as bad.

[ripe mantle]

u rite

the only choice is to wipe it all clean

[stuck copper]

my wife said someone on tv told people to hoard.

considering US tv tends to be far worse, i assume they didn't pass on that

i saw a clip of a lawyer or something wearing a gas mask.

[ripe mantle]

maybe i should drive around and buy all the god damn toilet paper

then sell it on facebook or some shit

be interviewed years later telling people i made my fortune selling toilet paper to idiots

[stuck copper]

i'm looking forward to having the entire theater to myself tomorrow.

[ripe mantle]

whatcha gonna see

[stuck copper]

sonic, with the family

[ripe mantle]

i heard it was actually decent

and not like

shit

coming from several people who are hard sonic fans

[stuck copper]

i got my son hooked on the first few games. he loves them to death. i figured he'd want to see it.

he has never been to the movies.

so this will be his first time.

i just hope he can take it. it might end up being too loud in there.

i go for the kid, and i expect nothing.

just a fun family trip

[solar fjord]

all the normies came out for the MHA movie

guy seat over from me, with his mate were coughing

[ripe mantle]

the what

[solar fjord]

my hero academia

[limpid kite]

Fate?

Time to sue ppl for monopoly of toilet paper

[stuck copper]

gotta survive the upcoming nuclear winter

"dad? what's for dinner?"
-"toilet paper and cardboard. you better eat up or i'll have to beat you again."

i bought one 10-pack yesterday, and only because i was worried about running out on a sunday.

which has happened a few times, so i'm always a bit paranoid about that.

(shops are closed over here on sundays)

[limpid kite]

Welp time to do a living dex

[steep scarab]

[stuck copper]

u got sword/shield?

[limpid kite]

Im poor so no gen 6-7-8

[solar fjord]

where are you aran

Texas going crazy

[steep scarab]

[solar fjord]

F1 GP was canned this morning 1 or 2 hours before it was meant to kick off

team pulls out yesterday,some drivers leave 6 hours ago

gov claimed if it still went on, no one was allowed in to watch

[ornate mantle]

I always have toilet paper

[solar fjord]

only major thing here canned

[ornate mantle]

Because I’m always prepared.

Poggers confirmed cases of Corona in my area.

Will I make it to the 17th? Stay tuned.

[solar fjord]

march madness cancelled with PGA pro tour today

[ornate mantle]

Reality is actually going to shit.

Poggers, recovery rates for COVID19 are increasing.

We Gucci, everyone stop stealing my shit.

[somber halo]

but i want to die tho

[wintry sonnet]

uh

correct me if I'm wrong, but overnights are supposed to show up 1 hour earlier now right?

[limpid kite]

Plot twist: you actually dont cure of covid-19, it just evolves into a undetectable way that kills you slowly

[somber halo]

the stupid notes said they changed it from 10pm to 9pm

i addressed this yesterday

[wintry sonnet]

right, cause it's already past the old time

and they're not here

[somber halo]

yeah

[wintry sonnet]

goddamit

[somber halo]

and the game's server is sync'd with pacific time

but before the time for the night commissions was 8pm, not 10pm

[wintry sonnet]

so are overnights not gonna appear at all or are they gonna appear in an hour

[limpid kite]

How do they fuck up like that?

[pearl abyss]

#known-bugs guys

[wintry sonnet]

I'm so confused right now

[pearl abyss]

We dk yet, so just hold on

[wintry sonnet]

sigh

you know, this shit wouldn't even have to be a thing

[somber halo]

i literally addressed this yesterday

[wintry sonnet]

if they just made them on daily reset

and made them 24h

[pearl abyss]

We dk how it's coded

[wintry sonnet]

I dont get why they insist on having them at a 7hour time frame

[pearl abyss]

And Al has potato code

[wintry sonnet]

then make it 23h or whatever max they can do so that it doesn't puke all over the code

[pearl abyss]

And we know that messing with timing in AL messes things up big time

[limpid kite]

Its probably coded in the worst possible way

[pearl abyss]

Evidently

[somber halo]

i mean, they stopped last november

so non-americans dont have to worry about dst

[wintry sonnet]

well, fuck it

guess I'm pulling an allnighter

[limpid kite]

[wintry sonnet]

if I wrap up the project now, I can sleep through the afternoon

[somber halo]

i got work in the morning

[wintry sonnet]

I just wish at this point the devs at the very least explained why

I can accept a reasonable explanation as to why they insist on not having them 24h

but when you just move them by an hour and then you still fuck it up

and never bother to explain the reasoning

it really starts to get tiresome

wait, so jp also moved it by an hour?

I can't even right now

why

they gonna shoot the virus down?

[somber halo]

can i die?