#avrora-general
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you can only see the screen at a 0.00001% chance rate if you enter the konami code in a very specific screen
if the thread's anything to go by, then it would've been them ripping the game assets
cENsorship does have a pretty catchy ring to it tho, I won't deny
remember when graf's tiddies were bugged and they REEEEd about it?
is there a an inside spy job happening at Yostar HQ?!
people jumping to conclusions like apes to bananas
I mean
I'm still gonna meme on it
cause it is hilarious regardless if it was intentional


i remember one time way back
one of the artists for AL got fired because they were completely SJW about women's rights and stuff
Artist has ‘Azur Lane’ Art Removed for Refusing to Reject Feminism
maybe they're back for revenge
feminism is hypocritical
wait
and obsolete
was that the Fallen Wings thing?
just be an egalitarian, like me
or different shit
i forgot but it was way before EN server was established
oh, it was KR drama
they commisioned someone to do
LMAO
LOGIN SCREEN

fucking
they really have bad luck with screens
which you only look at for 5 seconds
it rarely is, isnt it?
kinda makes it sound like the artist was kinda the wronged party actually
things are very different over in korea. wouldnt be surprised.
"After the debut, a group of Korean Azur Lane players protested Nardack’s art because she “sympathizes with an anti-social organization,” which led to its removal.
The anti-social organization in question turns out to be feminism. Nardack “liked” a feminist post on Twitter, which offended some people in Azur Lane‘s player base."
fucking twitter dude
can we just shut down this trash heap of fuck
I mean there's a good number of people out there
good pic
and im just overtly conspiring a reason for the screen removal
of course i am. i am the alpha and the omega 
and it was a mistake
Boomers: "I'm gonna create cool shit so people have it easy"

also Boomers: "Kids have it too easy smh"
go easy on the boomers. it's not their fault. it's the lsd
man
we've come a long way
from lsd to vape
people have gotten soft
time to make em hard again


sure vaping has killed more people 
ah, yes. totally different.
tbf
at least it's not just boomers who ruin vaping
it's the dumbass zoomers putting cannabis in their liquids
you damn kids
and creating cyclone-b
the best way to fuck with them is to adapt
"hello, fellow kids. let's vape together"
boomerdaria
i'm that fucking cringe-ass dad you dont want to have
ibuki having a bad trip
"you guys wanna play some call of duty on xbox?"
-"fuck off, dad!"
shooters on consoles
playing fps on console

the fantasies 

cal pls
I went into this event with 130+ cubes and 50000+ coins
Im now with 24 cubes and 20034 coins, with only 4 Ryuuhous and 2 Kasumis to my name

do you wear the flip flops with socks on too?
i dont even own any
even i have standards
you make me sick
same
too bad halloween just passed
Crocodile is pretty tasty 
she sometimes asks me to fetch them for her, but i refuse to touch them
linky confirmed aussie

drug almost wearing off
can almost eat
nothing like a $200 filling
before a holiday
me: "my teeth hurt. please help."
dentist: "ah, yeah. gotta saw off some bone. have a nice weekend."

i love my old dentist. he'd always give me extra shit for free. may he enjoy his retirement.
gay
but screw him for making me look for another one.
you know how hard it is to find a dentist who isn't scummy?
totally
"my teeth hurt. please fix."
-"would you like me to install a ps5 and a surround sound system as well?"
my dentist surgery
has mounted TVs with netflix
so you can watch something while getting drilled

the light before death
well the lights is in my eyes
but most of it you can watch netflix
some like to chat with you
so like
mainstream media has been telling me
when you're dying, you see a light while other sources say everything is getting dark
idk i wanna die but aint tried yet
well
if they're still alive...
not sure what they say is accurate
could be anything, really
🔦
so basically
when you die
you either open light mode discord
or dark mode discord
truck-kun is the new santa
truck-kun is everyone's savior
truk-kun
turok kun
tunak tunak kun

Defense fleet for today
The theme: Making Isuzu suffer
Got some wings yo
oh right montpelican got a skin

Cleveland ships are cute! 



Boobi
which botes have weird facial expressions
i obtained the suruga
that's not the leg of goddess tho
i like hibiki
hibiki has nice thighs
dats hot
i have a big question concerning this
but i cant get that skin 
how does ryuuhou get back her shoe
and i dont have l2d
she doesn't
wat
she has to get a new one


my 💳

amateur
i always pick the romance choice when picking the shrine buff
no that is exactly what i am
also i pick career success
because i already oathed nyamashiro
and am trying to get her to lv100
oh god this is so fucking boring 
the other two, you're not always fighting and you're not always learning

why does it have to be 17 more hours
oh right
before more maps unlock
well ya kno aquan, today is friday night in america
and it would be a good time to


Shall we kidnap Ina?


I WANT THAT SNOWBOARD
Let’s all team up and kidnap Ina.
Steal me that snowboard while you’re at it
Fucc
I wish i were cute 


loli still hasn't come home
got everyone else
Shy London

I like shy London
London got a knife ready to shonk ya

I prefer shy London to the usual
SATE SATE SATE SATE SATE SATE SATE SATE SATE SATE SATE SATE SATE SATE SATE SATE SATE SATE SATE SATE SATE SATE SATE SATE SATE SATE
my christmas loot won't be coming back until around end of jan
my christmas loot was a shirt
The switch pro controller is only $5 more than that on Amazon right now
Inaba showing off his wealth again
afford this
$50+$5 is way too expensive
but you got paid today
i too got paid today
but i havent been working this week, so i have to use this paycheck to survive until the next next paycheck
you didnt get it rando

he means it's once in a lifetime he's gonna go to japan and korea within the same timeframe

propably gonna visit each one separately another 100 times
tbh tho, whats there to do in korea
korean bbq
well ya kno
esports
them red light districts need you to be in the underground circle first ofc
gotta know someone on the inside and stuff

사랑해
I'm not doing any lewd stuff here!

if you dont lewd then life doesnt happen
and if life doesnt happen that means things die
and things dying is bad
If i die does that mean i can reincarnate as a cute girl?
Ok so basically no lewd!
sure, let's say that
always lewd


i mean yeah

I mean, you can't be lewd inside people 24/7
Are we teasing Inaba?
you need to rest too

@warm ice




My organs?
that it does
time and energy

and its normal for a male to fall asleep immediately after lewding
thats how tiresome it becomes
Anyways, I got all my switch gear set up.

This conversation is getting weird 
nice
Help me azu
of course its tiring

he's right you know
its not you that moves all the time
"getting weird"

my friend code is 4490-4720-2822
we're degens what do you expect 
Azu won’t be enough.
My power level is beyond that of a normal human’s.




thats a lewd leg
Oh boy beyond a human? What a peasant.
Those are some fine legs
but im more concerned about the shoe
I’m reaching sea slug levels of power.
shoe got yeeted into oblivions
The strongest organism in the multiverse.
I keep it because uh, science
hey aquan, there's no i in team
What is a slug? A miserable little pile of slime. But enough talk, have at you!
you gotta return the shoe at some point
@somber halo will add

yamashiro is spelt nyamadshiro
Get hollow knight

Sent Frayya
Rando rich, getting a switch just to not play any games
@somber halo d add me my man.

rando the kind of guy who buys an ebook reader
to use it as a bookmark inside a book
2rich4myblood
honky lane
Smh now AL


Woah that's sweet.
Also.
Turns out my screen protector installation wasn't as clean as I expected... 2 pieces of dust got under the screen.


both are in the very far ends of the screen though.
Also.
The main game I wanna get for the switch is Maitetsu: pure Station.
Is your screen protector glass or plastic?
Rabi-ribi was super cute
And Nurses Addiction.
WAWWAWWAWA
AZUMMMMAAA!?!?!?!?!!?
WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
That is a massive deck
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I wanna sail the seven seas on it
I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDD ITIIITTTTTTTT
Help my phone is being weird, it's dropping my swipe texts and double clocking when it shouldn't
Butt is too big, looks like cancerous growth
who knows
lol it looks like she had a ton of surgery
rorikons smh

That ass is 100% my dream.
they can't appreciate a mighty ass
all I see is plenty of room for little baby botes to grow in
I'm 100% buying that.

I don't even feel like getting other skins now.
Shit man what should I do.
That skin.
Shook me to my very soul.
AHHHHHHHH
mUST FINISH MY AZUMA
MY ASSUMA


Begone lolicon.
the pattern looks like it's gonna be a CNY skin
This Azuma skin is my religion.

Silicone
🍆

Fuck yes.

btw
translated the description under it
"Is it public after the new year? I thought, but it was released earlier than expected."
sounds like they released it too early
Derp
Yes
I am too happy right now.

@wintry sonnet especially has attributed to this elated feeling I have.
Dummy thicc Japanese mommy
Does anyone know any good switch games where i can play as a cute girl?
stardew valley
Fe3h

Perma secretaris.
Has to be L2D.
Squeeze
There's no way they make a godlike skin like this and now make it L2D

If they don't.

I'll be so infuriated.
None.
squeeze the azuma
then there is a chance
Shit.
Suruga too.
Yeah.
Deutsch, Lewdis, Azuma, Belfast, and Suruga
Perma Secretaries.
Are there any other ships currently that are that thicc 
Who?
Azu
Illustrious


You know it my man.


Ass > Tiddy
Yet many of the skins don't listen to that
mirage sessions comes out in like 2 weeks


The best is
Fluffy tail

Touch fluffy tail
Fluffy tail, thicc booty and thghs, thigh highs, cute but lewd
so, upcoming must-buys, Azuma and Frieda
so

CNY skin
What azuma skin 
Is made of silicone
They know how to approach their decisive ships
What chu mean? Just have it done in a week 
^

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
those stockings are a class in its own


@tight flower : DAT ASSSSSSSSSSSS
btw
@ Rubicante: DAT ASS

Azuma dummy thicc

thats a broken heart
That level of thicc turns me stupid.

Azuma dummy thicc
its not a female thats about to sit on a guys head.
She can crush me any day 

Delicious
That ass makes me into a fucking caveman.
hm?
look up
uh its

4:34am german time?

This is more important

Azuma booty
Y'all degens
though
👏
y'all degens
did you see, cal
I'm gonna buy this skin because her hair looks so much nicer in this than her base skin
I'm not gonna buy the skin because I'm poor
You got me yostar
hair is important

and her SWORD
How do I buy the 2 Decisive milf skins when I don't even have enough gems for one 
I prefer her l2d i think
I'm not lying though
not sure if cal already fell back to sleep
I'm not gonna buy the skin
or went full caveman mode after seeing the pic
stop lying about being poor
Cal is sick of your stupidity
i went caveman mode when i entered the steam forums tyvm

now i'm heading to bed

it's CNY
Same with the fried skin
Azuma joining the others 
what's the fucking problem?
@stuck copper i see something that piques my interest
we have the ships, now give us the skins
where did you find that
Only delay that made sense was Seattle
FdG was a joke delay
what original pic
if they wont sell it, i'll shit on yostar
I'll join you in the shitting
I want to buy it but I'm low on gem 
+1 to shit on yostar.
Ranobe's pp and wallet is ready
even if i wanted to i cant
just buy it
this skin's not allowed to be delayed
it really is not
i'm broke and my country doesnt support AL
just support AL
If it's delayed
We
yamato
if you dont give me my azumama skin, i'll cut you
peace was never an option
Press X to mount
AvGen leading an armed rebellion if Azumama's ass is not delivered on time
night commissions be like
it's a sign
fuck you sign

i actually i like that destiny




Not even midday
inaba

It's nearly 1am, I should
too
ahhh
this azuma skin
we're probably not gonna get it for the same dumb reason they gave out for christmas seattle
stomp up enough of an earthquake
and they won't have a choice but to deliver it alongside JP/CN

no, not really
I mean not neccessarily, but for the sake of the meme I'm gonna say yes
you mean the one we've seen in the new year event story?
i posted it
just kidding, i didnt post it
i know someone else posted it here on the day of the stream tho
Decisives decisively purging my gem count



help
she's regular new year
my noshiro keeps dying in C3 what am i doing wrong
oh

Fried's tiddies doubled in size now that they're out of her tight suit
reminds me of this one anime i watched
okay comiket dont disappoint me
i think it went by
show me your pantsu while looking at me with a disgusted face

That fdg face is @last kiln when i say im poor
they revealed a season 2 trailer on christmas eve
edited pings never work


★ニコニコ動画「嫌パンチャンネル」にて配信開始!★
https://ch.nicovideo.jp/iyapan-anime2
▼イントロダクション
再びパンツを見せて欲しいと懇願する主人公に、メイドの伊東ちとせは
「もしかして、私のだか...

Ill poor u
I live at home 

and only have like 50% seattle 1m exp to show for it
relatable
Yeah the c3 xp isnt great lol
I could cut it down by like 12 oil
I hate the AA req
can someone explain why noshiro keeps getting so low in c3
Cus im using kms backline
Does anyone else have the Ibuki skin?
Yeah why
Yeah why
Yea why
So I'm trying to make her follow my finger but it's just her tiddies bouncing around.

I dont think every L2D follows you
Yeah they don
do they bounce to where your finger goes
Ik taihou one does


I know Taihou's doesn't do this.
Yeah Taihou follows you.
But her tiddies bounce too.
Ibuki is staring at a corner of my screen unmoving.
But her tiddies bounce everywhere.
?
Dearest Avrora gen


























@warm bluff



