avrora-general

[stuck copper]

And being a huge bait

[cosmic pier]

sirius lane

[wintry sonnet]

[cosmic pier]

shoo ender

[stuck copper]

Funny stuff though

[wintry sonnet]

Sirius is the patron of EN

breaks the game so we get free shit

[stuck copper]

She exists so we get more stuff

[flat palm]

I wish himmel got perma'd, he spams chat in my guild too

[cosmic pier]

imagine

being in same guild

as hibbel

[flat palm]

You'd think his 50+ mutes would be enough for a ban

[cosmic pier]

what are you doing with your life

[flat palm]

I blocked his ass lol

[wintry sonnet]

you know, even if submissions are over

I still feel inspired

brb

[cosmic pier]

himmel appeared after I stopped playing (I think)

conspiracy theory

himmel is my alt

[wintry sonnet]

imma paint a masterpiece

[cosmic pier]

pls dont paint feet

[stuck copper]

yeah himmel is fucking dumb

not funny at all

[flat palm]

I genuinelly see 0 reason not to perma him

Id rather have a bot abusing an event than a guy spamming every chat room

Until hes muted

[cosmic pier]

dam

aki

gimme anniversary

https://gamepress.gg/grandorder/anniversary-formal-portrait-craft-essence-gallery

just saw this kek

[flat palm]

Lol yeah

I think the anniversary event with skadi gives people like 150+ sq

It's smth like 20 sq per x days logged in and keeps increasing per milestone

I think the max you get is 350 sq

If you're a day 1

[cosmic pier]

nice

time to jump back in time

and install day 1

Romulus still praising the sun

[flat palm]

This is the first AL event i missed out on the furniture

I hate 150p events

Couldnt be fked to finish it

[cosmic pier]

f

[flat palm]

150p for one t6 run is so little lol

[flat palm]

Esp right before pr2

[cosmic pier]

she looks p nice here

[flat palm]

Id rather spend my oil

On azuma

[unborn hare]

i think i farmed up till 48k points or so

t6 was a good place to finish ibuki and do 2.3mil on izumo

[flat palm]

I stopped at 38k

Skipped plates, boxes, furniture, ship cus i pulled her and food+oil

So skipped alot but was a sacrifice for my pr2

[unborn hare]

skipped cognitive chips, t4 and rare neko boxes, oxy cola, took out everything else

i would have kept that teddybear and cornlamp gear there too, didnt know that those are so useless...

[carmine coyote]

Oh my how lewd

[lone sinew]

[cosmic pier]

a wild sharko appears

after a billion years

[lone sinew]

[wintry sonnet]

ok

you ready fam

this might be one of my best ones

[lone sinew]

[wintry sonnet]

oh, general blocked image sending

either that or discord bugged out again

owell

[lone sinew]

aquan put your name on it so ppl can't steal

[wintry sonnet]

nah, you guys can be witnesses to me being the author

[lone sinew]

[wintry sonnet]

it's supposed to be a meme

one does not post their name on memes

[cosmic pier]

just put ifunny.com on it

[lone sinew]

[wintry sonnet]

shame the competition submissions's over tho

I'd have submitted this over the shounen one

[flat palm]

Lmao

[carmine coyote]

Well the overflow channel killed the image stuff along with reactions

[wintry sonnet]

yea, same with og general

[carmine coyote]

Rare to see a minute long slowdown used

[wintry sonnet]

can't even post my shitpost

[stuck copper]

I am considering oathing Sirius

[carmine coyote]

Well it's the Sirius issue once again this time

[flat palm]

They took errr jerb

[carmine coyote]

Whenever there's a chance to get her, this happens apparently

[flat palm]

People are overreacting, atleast Sirius was supposed to come that event

[stuck copper]

Sirius is our savior, thy shall not worship any other god/goddess

[flat palm]

Swiftsure no

[carmine coyote]

And I'm going to get yelled at

[flat palm]

They just put the wrong banner there lol

[cosmic pier]

ur mom is a common trope

[lone sinew]

[carmine coyote]

[cosmic pier]

[flat palm]

Oh yikes

Literally the entire staff is online

Dont see that v often

[wintry sonnet]

dem

100 gems and 20 cubes

[unborn hare]

gib, i would have 7k+ gems again

[carmine coyote]

If the entire devs are here then it must be something bad

Guessing it's close to the Sirius issue all over again

[unborn hare]

or they are so embarassed by this mistake that they are trying hard to fix it asap XD

[cosmic pier]

they just want to make it look like a big deal

sitting back

[wintry sonnet]

you know what's funny

[cosmic pier]

sipping tea

[wintry sonnet]

servers went down so fast

[cosmic pier]

and blaming it all on sirius

[wintry sonnet]

we didnt even get to see any gamebreaking bugs yet

inb4 another maint after this one

[cosmic pier]

36 hour maint when

[unborn hare]

Sirius is a cutie, leave her alone

[cosmic pier]

sirius is 10 medals

whatchu mean

[wintry sonnet]

no

sirius is 100 gems and 20 cubes

[unborn hare]

she is waifu, 200 affection already

[wintry sonnet]

[cosmic pier]

shadowing swiftshit

smh

[carmine coyote]

So Intern-kun decided to increase the gem and cube Apologems

[cosmic pier]

wolfie's got a bit of a delay

[unborn hare]

maybe busy with work

[wintry sonnet]

3k gem replies already

ALO going ham

[unborn hare]

sum it up with the folowup comment too, its close to 5k then XD

[wintry sonnet]

well, I won't sum up both of them since it's likely the same people responding

so I'll just take the bigger number

[unborn hare]

who cares XD

[flat palm]

Quick, someonne make a swiftsure emote

[unborn hare]

more gems the better

[wintry sonnet]

well

I haven't planned on extended maint today

not quite sure what to do

[flat palm]

Sleep

[wintry sonnet]

already did that

[flat palm]

Go work out

[wintry sonnet]

man, don't envy staff tho

bet they're getting spammed up the wazoo right now

[cosmic pier]

they are looking at sirius doujins together

[carmine coyote]

Yup so I guess things were like this during the Sirius incident

[flat palm]

Something like that yeha

Yeah

I was pissed back then too when Sirius wasnt in patch notes

[carmine coyote]

Hopefully it won't be hostile like last time

[flat palm]

Not now cus its an obvious mistake

[wintry sonnet]

this time it's just a meme

[carmine coyote]

Yes, Sirius is a meme on the EN side of things

We still need her swimsuit though

[cosmic pier]

pepega-est thing during that shit was how they were like "we were intending to not have rerun"
then had grenville announced beforehand and were treating matchless as rerun thot

[wintry sonnet]

still dont get why they switched grenville and matchless places

[flat palm]

Ya was weird

[cosmic pier]

just another al bigbrain move

[carmine coyote]

[lone sinew]

[wintry sonnet]

but man

if Sirius 1 and Sirius 2 electric boogaloo have this much impact

imagine when we get actual WC rerun

and Sirius comes back for the 3rd time

[carmine coyote]

Don't say such a thing

[stuck copper]

how long does it take to make a new banner

[carmine coyote]

I don't think the devs can handle giving out that many Apologems for that, but then again 3rd time's the charm

[steep scarab]

@wintry sonnet

[wintry sonnet]

@steep scarab

[carmine coyote]

[wintry sonnet]

[carmine coyote]

[wintry sonnet]

poop

open up meme submissions

pls

[cosmic pier]

poop

go fix the game

[wintry sonnet]

poop

block the nuke with your riot shield

[cosmic pier]

poop

become rich

[wintry sonnet]

poop

don't buy any dakis

[flat palm]

Poop

Give swiftsure

[cosmic pier]

"poop gimme 2$"
"sorry Im broke no money gotta pay tuition"
next day
"HEY REI I PREORDERED THAT JAVELIN DAKI I SHOWED YOU"

[flat palm]

[carmine coyote]

[wintry sonnet]

dem he only told you about the jav daki

he told me he bought aya daki too

[cosmic pier]

aya 🚮

[flat palm]

@steep scarab Give me swiftsure or give me death

[carmine coyote]

Then there's that Laffey one too

[wintry sonnet]

Imagine Poop's room right now

looks like one of those padded rooms in an insane asylum

except all the walls are dakis

[cosmic pier]

imagine having to wash so many dakis after you do lewd things to em

[wintry sonnet]

onii-chan, this is the wrong pillow kyaa~

[stuck copper]

i wanna visit poot and stroke his d||akis||

[cosmic pier]

butwhy.jpg

[stuck copper]

some of them are ecchi

[wintry sonnet]

wdym

they're all ecchi

[stuck copper]

ya

[wintry sonnet]

have you seen the feet on some of them

[stuck copper]

i want to

[cosmic pier]

time to raid poop's home

i'll take the jabberin one

you guys take the rest

[wintry sonnet]

I'll cut out all the parts with feet in them

you guys take the rest

[stuck copper]

i will take the chest

[cosmic pier]

its a mimic

[stuck copper]

god damn it man

my girls are hungry

i missed before maint and the one before this current downtime

like my oil and gold things are full

[wintry sonnet]

owell, guess I'll go make dinner

today's fries and chicken kiev

[cosmic pier]

gimme some

[wintry sonnet]

if you can get here in 30 minutes

[vagrant sedge]

[wintry sonnet]

afterwards it might very well be gone

wtf

this emote looks broke as fk

[vagrant sedge]

Akashi eating a gems hmm

[unborn hare]

isnt that what she does all the time?

she needs gems to function, not oil

[vagrant sedge]

Yup she always do that

[cosmic pier]

is that why she needs oil to sortie and not gems

[wintry sonnet]

maint over

time to find other bugs we didnt get to see before servers died feed girls and send out commissions

FUCK OFF ENTERPRISE

Kill the servers again

I dont want this

This is cursed

[stuck copper]

spent 20k on cats because i had 80k and got 8 blue 7 purple

thanks..

[wintry sonnet]

oh, right, freebie cat

[stuck copper]

frick.. what to do

i have a takemaru with the sakura ship skill and the rainbow -3 luck skill

and a takemaru with neither of those

do i keep the first one or the second one

iv never seen an sr with 2 skills

[wintry sonnet]

I just keep all the dupes until I can max them out

[stuck copper]

talents*

[wintry sonnet]

then pick whichever's least crap

[stuck copper]

i dont have infinite cat space lole

[wintry sonnet]

poach the blues then

it's not like they're hard to get

[steep scarab]

@wintry sonnet

[wintry sonnet]

@steep scarab

[stuck copper]

gotta habe 1 of each

[steep scarab]

@wintry sonnet qan

[wintry sonnet]

que

[lone sinew]

poot

[wintry sonnet]

fkin poop

pings me, then goes afk

[steep scarab]

@wintry sonnet

my

ayaya

[wintry sonnet]

I'm gonna break into yo house and smell all your dakis

[steep scarab]

is on warehouse

[wintry sonnet]

👏

I prefer to keep my stuff in a warehouse but cool

[cosmic pier]

@wintry sonnet qan

did u gett the stronkest ship in the union again

[wintry sonnet]

no comment

[sharp lichen]

Cute christmas time

[wintry sonnet]

o

there we go

here's the actual bugfixes

[cosmic pier]

lel

pleb without 5th slot spotted

[wintry sonnet]

he does have it tho

doesn't say "clear 12-4 to unlock"

[cosmic pier]

nothing there so might as well not exist

[wintry sonnet]

@cosmic pier gae

ur pp

🤏

[unborn hare]

switch of Gridley to Warspite, much cuter

[cosmic pier]

@wintry sonnet no u

[wintry sonnet]

looks bigger than yours

[cosmic pier]

insert that quote bout trying to compensate that i forgot

[wintry sonnet]

are you talking about how I use a small emote and you gotta post a big screenshot

[cosmic pier]

ur the one flexing urs bigger

[wintry sonnet]

wasn't a flex tho

was a fact

[cosmic pier]

dam

did poop send you my d pics too

[wintry sonnet]

poop has a daki of you?

[cosmic pier]

[flat palm]

We got New chat emotes

Yaaaay

[cosmic pier]

time to not use em

[sharp lichen]

@cosmic pier I have it, I just don't have 5 christmas skins

[steep scarab]

@cosmic pier

[sharp lichen]

[cosmic pier]

im jus messin around anyway

[verbal obsidian]

no u

and no u

and no u no u

[stuck copper]

"yamayonnaise" up there

[cosmic pier]

gilgashirou good civ

[sharp lichen]

^^

[verbal obsidian]

rei

why havent u scared these people away yet

[cosmic pier]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/514416483523362817/523258894441775114/aaaa.gif

[carmine coyote]

We still need an Amagi Oath skin

[cosmic pier]

hita ur making it sound like i actively make an effort to annoy people

i just do whatever i feel like and sometimes it makes people wanna kill me

[unborn hare]

[cosmic pier]

shoot

no balls

[verbal obsidian]

who da fook is cythyel

[unborn hare]

🎱

[verbal obsidian]

am i just not in here enough

WHO R U PPL

[unborn hare]

just a random EN player from Avrora, who started off as a pre-reg player 😛

[sharp lichen]

Sorry, I rarely come here.

[unborn hare]

me too, usually i lurk on multiple other discords, but work has been so boring today...

[cosmic pier]

sorry folks

zui here is

well

allergic to new people

we've been trying to cure it

[unborn hare]

[stuck copper]

no

i haven't

[cosmic pier]

ok boomer

[stuck copper]

hita is a necessary evil

[cosmic pier]

im an unnecessary evil

[sharp lichen]

sorry Graydoru

[stuck copper]

more like

gaydoru

[cosmic pier]

cal did you miss sirius 2 the electric boogaloo

[stuck copper]

🥁

[sharp lichen]

[stuck copper]

probably

i havent been around much

[wintry sonnet]

tldr

[cosmic pier]

they dumped a jp banner with swiftsure and sirius in en

then people went nuts

[stuck copper]

too sick, playing games, spending time with my wife, etc. you guys are too low-priority, i'm afraid

[cosmic pier]

oh no

im hurt

[wintry sonnet]

too sick
spending time with wife

[stuck copper]

wait for it...

[wintry sonnet]

you monster frisbee

[stuck copper]

siriusly?

🥁

[unborn hare]

waifu is more important than a gatcha game

[stuck copper]

repeat joke for a repeat offence

how come they always drop sirius for no reason?

[sharp lichen]

for my part, I try to work, teleworking in strike time is not very successful for me

[stuck copper]

@wintry sonnet wife's sick too, so it's fair game

[wintry sonnet]

because AL EN is sirius business

[cosmic pier]

its ok
my dad told us to stay away from our mom cuz she had goy the floo
then at nite i heard them doing lewd stuff
doesnt even take his own advice

[sharp lichen]

[cosmic pier]

lewding is a method of recovery confirmed

[clear gate]

Well, it is exercise

[stuck copper]

it really is

unless you're lame

and you have lame people lewd time

[cosmic pier]

cal lets go exercise

[stuck copper]

speaking of lame people lewd time, we're actually spending more time on netflix than anything. as in, actually watching stuff.

[cosmic pier]

then u get al exercises

[wintry sonnet]

if you got 1 flu and share it with someone, then you both have only 0.5 flu

[clear gate]

That is not how it works

and you know it

:3

[wintry sonnet]

so if you share it with the world

you'll only have 0.0000000000000001~ flu

[cosmic pier]

imma punch you

like that

[stuck copper]

if you make everyone sick, nobody is sick, because being sick is the norm

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

big brain strat

so

did anyone actually get swiftsure then?

and can they keep her?

or was it just a display error?

[wintry sonnet]

just a display error apparently

tho couple people apparently jebaited themselves into spamming before servers went down

[carmine coyote]

Man if it isn't one thing this another apparently

[stuck copper]

almost disappointed it wasnt worse

[wintry sonnet]

well it was only 5 minutes or sth

before they brought it down

so didnt cause that much dmg

[stuck copper]

would have loved to see the drama

[wintry sonnet]

wasn't much drama, just the usual memes

[stuck copper]

if people actually got her, there'd be drama. that's what i meant

[wintry sonnet]

I mean

if people did get her, then they'd have to either confiscate her

or open her up to everyone

[stuck copper]

and i'd be able to read feedback

"please remove buggy thing because i didnt benefit from it and that's unfair muah"

[sharp lichen]

[stuck copper]

right? just drop the banner

surprise update

[wintry sonnet]

I mean, I don't care either way cause originally swiftsure was just dropped without a rate up

[stuck copper]

16k gems, 2k oil, 100 gems, 20 cubes
delicious, finally some good fucking food

yeah. can't claim that shit because it's too big

[wintry sonnet]

I was gonna use the cubes we got to do a meme 10roll

with sirius as secretary

[stuck copper]

not yet

[wintry sonnet]

but my 1st build was enterprise so clearly build's cursed

and doing a 10roll would be a waste of rsc

[stuck copper]

let's remove enterprise from special

[warm bluff]

[unborn hare]

8 mails waiting to be claimed...

[stuck copper]

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

Nice

takao is in exchange

[stuck copper]

if it were atago maybe
i already have a limitbroken taco

but i'm buying hammann because why not

atago cant be in exchange

[wintry sonnet]

^

[stuck copper]

my point still stands

i have takao already

[unborn hare]

thats some amount of coins, ya gotta do some retrofits and gear enchantments XD

[wintry sonnet]

she was added after medal exchange was made

they never updated it with any new ships

[stuck copper]

it's just the usual launch crap everybody already has

no wonder i have all the exchange ships

except the smaller ones

188 medals of honor

[cosmic pier]

why update shops n stuff

when you can update skin shop only

[stuck copper]

uhm

there's no grace period for hololive exchange?

[wintry sonnet]

should be a week

[stuck copper]

oh, god. it's that hidden shit again.

[cosmic pier]

did you try heading there from the normal shop

[wintry sonnet]

yup

[stuck copper]

just found it.

[wintry sonnet]

what, you thought exchange button would take you to exchange

[stuck copper]

matsuri cult

[wintry sonnet]

silly cal

[stuck copper]

yeah

silly me

[cosmic pier]

Calendaria

[stuck copper]

been here for over a year and i learned nothing

i didnt even know there was a grace period

[wintry sonnet]

calzone pls

[cosmic pier]

hey

you learned to be an EN player

[stuck copper]

i just exchanged before it ended

[warm ice]

[cosmic pier]

oh ye also

[stuck copper]

it's not my fault

i blame you

you failed to teach me

[cosmic pier]

no u

its not my fault u suck

its ina's fault

[warm bluff]

@warm ice

[stuck copper]

you had a year to make me not-suck

[wintry sonnet]

it is tho

Rei turns frickin EN players gae

[cosmic pier]

some scrubs kept buying event skins for last second
and apparently they remove skins from shop a bit before maint

to prevent purchase issues

so people be crayin

[stuck copper]

they're like people who have to buy xmas shit on xmas eve

you know it's going to be xmas all year long

i just realized that honolulu's christmas skin chibi is nothing like the skin

but no

gotta wait

[cosmic pier]

ye

[wintry sonnet]

you know cal

[stuck copper]

its just reindeerlulu

[wintry sonnet]

the alternative

[cosmic pier]

the cg is an scam

[stuck copper]

instead of

[wintry sonnet]

is christmas decor and christmas music

[stuck copper]

booty

[wintry sonnet]

playing in november

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

wdym? we're already getting it in november?

[cosmic pier]

lulu is a good grill

[stuck copper]

the only reason it's not xmas in october is because of spoopyween

[cosmic pier]

spoopy weener

[stuck copper]

so bless spoopyween

[cosmic pier]

[wintry sonnet]

we dont even celebrate spoopyween here

we celebrate going to graveyards and being sadween

[stuck copper]

we made it n official holiday

and i fucking love it

because it's the only thing i care about

[cosmic pier]

i didnt wanna padoru but someone went and drew me a gray padoru when I jokingly asked for it

[stuck copper]

not a limited skin but i need to get the yamashiro christmas one

fucking spoopy ghosts and skellymen

good shit

[cosmic pier]

so now I go padoru a week to thank thems effort

[wintry sonnet]

christmasneko is good civ

[stuck copper]

fuck padoru

still need the yamashiroru

and screw you

[cosmic pier]

no u

[stuck copper]

padoru sheep

@wintry sonnet

[cosmic pier]

ok anti padoru sheep

[stuck copper]

meta memes

you're the aran of holidays

[cosmic pier]

smh

cant even thank people's efforts these days

[stuck copper]

you are right

thank you, rei

for makign shit worse

[wintry sonnet]

I mean, if you enjoy the padoru meme, that's fine

[stuck copper]

appreciate the effort

you're a real hard worker

[wintry sonnet]

I have respect for garbagemen and the work they do

[stuck copper]

keep it up

[wintry sonnet]

[cosmic pier]

wow

rood

imma send you feet lewds

[stuck copper]

garbagemen are actually important

[cosmic pier]

aqu is this a propaganda

[stuck copper]

yes

sponsored by akashi

[wintry sonnet]

wdym

the astolfo-like tooth?

[stuck copper]

i can barely carry the trash out of my own house. they do far more than that. respect your garbagemen

gem eye

[wintry sonnet]

it's not her eye tho, it's next to her eye

[stuck copper]

not the cute lil fang

so

as long as there are no yamashiro emotes i am not religious

can we circumvent the lewd crop rule by posting screenshots of zoomed-in docks?

[wintry sonnet]

wdym

[stuck copper]

hol up

how did you change the background

[cosmic pier]

uh

[wintry sonnet]

that's her default background on this skin

[cosmic pier]

ever heard of

skin backgrounds

[stuck copper]

[wintry sonnet]

also, what lewds cal

[cosmic pier]

his wife

[stuck copper]

[wintry sonnet]

I dont see any lewds

only a floofy oneesan

[stuck copper]

because you're a weirdo

floofy oneesan?

[cosmic pier]

floofy onsen

[stuck copper]

big jiggle

[wintry sonnet]

but wait

[stuck copper]

squish

[wintry sonnet]

if I'm a weirdo

and the rest of the server are weirdos too

then that makes me normal

so you're a weirdo cal

[cosmic pier]

no

wait

[stuck copper]

atago thighs

[wintry sonnet]

big boi logic

[dapper geode]

Aight never got that fubuki

[stuck copper]

depends on the context

[cosmic pier]

aquan admitting to being a normie

[dapper geode]

It's real grinding 9-4 hours again

[wintry sonnet]

how do you do fellow normies

[cosmic pier]

hajimemashite fellow normie kuns

[stuck copper]

should i spend my precious time oil and energy on mining foxes

[dapper geode]

I had a three hour meeting with my group for a group project, so I'm doing good.

[cosmic pier]

discord just broke my laptop

[dapper geode]

rip

[stuck copper]

using the dressy black cat skin to make yamashiro blush is gold

[cosmic pier]

[dapper geode]

Yamashiro's got good skins

[stuck copper]

And a lot of them

[dapper geode]

I'd wish Fusou'd get more love too tbh

[cosmic pier]

the oath skin is just the ijn one every other one of em wears tho

[stuck copper]

need more big tiddy fusou skins

Yeah

fusou is quality too

[wintry sonnet]

but fusou already has perfect skin

[stuck copper]

yes

[cosmic pier]

cny better

[stuck copper]

Comfy fusou

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

need more quality

right

more secretary trash

i have fusou

and the sweater

[dapper geode]

Seiran when

I want to min-max damage output on Yama and Fusou

[stuck copper]

now i have to keep that degenerate ajax as a secretary for affinity smh

[cosmic pier]

lel

[verbal obsidian]

true smh

[dapper geode]

I somehow have Ajax at 100 affinity even though I hate her guts

[cosmic pier]

guess you actually dont

[stuck copper]

[cosmic pier]

or ur just a tsun

[dapper geode]

I just used her cause somehow I never got Leander and Achilles until Ajax was like lvl 90

[stuck copper]

[dapper geode]

And I wouldn't say so

Being called a pig rubs me the wrong way

and I hate feet

[cosmic pier]

nah its fine

[stuck copper]

you summed up ajax perfectly

i keep her chained up in my dungeon until she learns to behave

[dapper geode]

She's only usable cause decent stats and high luck

[cosmic pier]

I've seen a thin book like that before

[dapper geode]

And the retrofit boosts her stats so she does pack a punch

But still, replaced her with Achilles and Leander cause they're 90+ now

even if she's like 113

Will have to grind her to 120 anyways to get some fleet tech buffs but still

[stuck copper]

forced update

[cosmic pier]

inb4 sotha randomly oaths ajax

[wintry sonnet]

oh, right

Ajax storyline

[stuck copper]

[dapper geode]

I am not wasting one of my 3 rings on Ajax

You must be high as a kite

[wintry sonnet]

time to get put in my place

[cosmic pier]

^ this guy likes getting called a pig

[stuck copper]

i have yamashiro at 83 affinity

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

aquan is a lost cause

[dapper geode]

I primarily oath ships that I use a lot

Like

aaaa whole lot

So that I can just get a nice big ass stat boost for free

[cosmic pier]

free

[stuck copper]

lmao

[warm bluff]

[dapper geode]

Well the paywall is like 980 gems, cause I never buy the single oath ring

But still

+12% to all stats

[stuck copper]

isn't it +6?

[cosmic pier]

it is

[stuck copper]

you get 6% for free, right?

[cosmic pier]

but the total goes to 12

along with the nonoath boost

[wintry sonnet]

oh wait

[stuck copper]

yeah, but you pay for another 6%, not 12

[wintry sonnet]

gotta fix the cg

there, fixed

[stuck copper]

thanks aquan

[dapper geode]

[stuck copper]

i really needed to see that

[wintry sonnet]

I got u fam

[stuck copper]

[dapper geode]

Thank you degenerate

[cosmic pier]

her other foot is shopping

[dapper geode]

Very cool

[cosmic pier]

[wintry sonnet]

you know

secretary zoom

puts her lines in a whole new different light

[cosmic pier]

ok zoomer

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

good to know you're having fun with it

[wintry sonnet]

you can't blame a kid for enjoying a candy shop

[stuck copper]

you know that kid in school that always enjoys smelly cheese?

and everybody hates it?

[dapper geode]

How to start an actual barfight in a suburban area

Shout you dislike blue cheese at the top of your lungs

[stuck copper]

ajax feet

nice

[dapper geode]

chaos will ensue in your local rich white guy grocers

[wintry sonnet]

can't choose mouth to mouth

0/10 shit storyline

[stuck copper]

same

ngl blue cheese is pretty good

[dapper geode]

So you cant make out with Ajax

this is a beta males storyline

[stuck copper]

it's fucking disgusting, but it's good

[warm ice]

[dapper geode]

Cal that makes little sense

How can it simultaneously be good and disgusting?

[cosmic pier]

aqu would prefer mouth to feet

[dapper geode]

I suspect good taste, awful texture/smell?

[stuck copper]

knowing what it is makes it disgusting

[dapper geode]

Oh, right

Meh.

[stuck copper]

but it tastes good

[cosmic pier]

what is it

[dapper geode]

People eat weirder shit

Blue cheese = moldy cheese, basically

[stuck copper]

yeah

disgusting

[dapper geode]

the blue stuff in it is actual mold

It smells grim

for some it even tastes grim

But I guess the perks is, it may not go out of date

unless it just becomes a cluster of pure mold eventually

By then I doubt you want to just eat smelly mold

[wintry sonnet]

well fuck

this escalated quickly

[dapper geode]

Hammann is funny

I remember using her for like early game

and then I never touched her since

[cosmic pier]

[dapper geode]

Now I threw her in the dorm to at least level and retrofit

cause fuck it, why not

[warm ice]

Imagine liking Hamm.

[dapper geode]

Hamm is not that bad

there's worse ships to like

[cosmic pier]

she got her crotch tattoo in the wrong place

[stuck copper]

hamm is better than ajax

[dapper geode]

^

This.

[wintry sonnet]

normies smh

[cosmic pier]

not a high bar to beat

[wintry sonnet]

[dapper geode]

degens, smh.

[cosmic pier]

degenormies

[stuck copper]

ajax makes me want to choke her, and mean it

[cosmic pier]

kinky

[dapper geode]

This why Asanagi's doujin is #1 for AL

[dapper geode]

Ngl, that's DILF Shikikan

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

where's ugly bastard shikikan?

[cosmic pier]

in the thin books

same categ as

[wintry sonnet]

where's piggy shikikan

[dapper geode]

Last time I saw a ugly bastard shikikan

got yote by Akashi

Like, legit lol

[cosmic pier]

i like that uncle shikikan tho

both him and prinz looking at the mountains

[dapper geode]

Uncle Shikikan funny

[cosmic pier]

i wanna read the al mango stuff but never get to it

[warm ice]

It's prett gud

[cosmic pier]

woah

who saw that coming

[dapper geode]

[cosmic pier]

go ask the devs...?

[stuck copper]

nothing

wouldnt be surprised if we got pr2 in one week, then w13 the next

with polaris in jan

[cosmic pier]

sorry

its confidential @last kiln

[stuck copper]

maybe they'll squeeze in some shitty minor event rerun

i honestly cant be bothered to farm over xmas

got stuff to do irl

[cosmic pier]

i mean it says "next major event" but it wouldnt be surprising if they label some minor shit that

its al afterall

[stuck copper]

it does sound like that major event is not polaris

i mean, they could have just called it polaris if it were

[wintry sonnet]

well, talk about a nothingburger

all it says is stuff we already knew

PR2 soon, Polaris in 2020

[stuck copper]

well, the wording does leave room for another event this month

[cosmic pier]

"leek"

doesnt even

specify pr2 date

[wintry sonnet]

I thought it was already clear PR2 next week

I mean what else are they gonna do for the next week or two

[cosmic pier]

halo is dum
I snipe some enemy off their vehicle so I can hijack it
an "anti air gun" shoots it till it explodes

fuck you AA gun

[stuck copper]

reruns

fw/wc

[dapper geode]

I like the Octuple pom pom

[stuck copper]

maybe nagato

[cosmic pier]

nagoot is usually round spring tho

or sth

[stuck copper]

i find smaller reruns more likely though

[cosmic pier]

gotta shill em sakuras

[wintry sonnet]

I mean

we get swimsuits in winter

and winterwear in summer

[cosmic pier]

you mean

you dont swim in winter

[wintry sonnet]

so why not sakura spring in winter

[cosmic pier]

time to go make some tea

anyone want

[stuck copper]

because there's older stuff

[cosmic pier]

ur older stuff

[stuck copper]

of course i am, and i only get better with age

what tea?

[cosmic pier]

black

local

[stuck copper]

Iranian Black Local

is it strong?

[wintry sonnet]

uh...

??????????

[stuck copper]

i like my tea to hit like a brick

[wintry sonnet]

wait, are the questlines bugged

or is the quest description wrong

says enhance character 10 times

I did that tho

[cosmic pier]

idek

just enhance more

[wintry sonnet]

it sends me to gear page when I click go

is that normal

[stuck copper]

go for broke

[wintry sonnet]

I dont recall having to enhance gear for secretary quests

wait, that actually worked lmao

[stuck copper]

her quests are different

she requires shit like food

[cosmic pier]

all of em do tho

[wintry sonnet]

they all require food tho

[stuck copper]

secret coolants and stuff

i have 20 coolants, bought 3 more, no deal

piece of trash ship

doesnt even work

i bet it's bugged and you need to have exactly 3 or something lmao

[cosmic pier]

[wintry sonnet]

cal u ok

[stuck copper]

what?

[cosmic pier]

hm

[stuck copper]

my quest is bugged

[cosmic pier]

do you have any tempura

[wintry sonnet]

it is tempura you need

[stuck copper]

you telling me it says coolants but i need tempura?

[cosmic pier]

well

[wintry sonnet]

does it say coolants?

[stuck copper]

yes

[wintry sonnet]

ok that's the fucked part then

[cosmic pier]

back in my day they needed tempuras

[wintry sonnet]

it's actually tempuras

[stuck copper]

just to show that i'm not fucking redacted

[cosmic pier]

so now they prob mistranslated

[wintry sonnet]

it says tempura on wiki too

[cosmic pier]

i mean

[wintry sonnet]

so I guess they fucked up the translation

[cosmic pier]

just a normal day in al

[wintry sonnet]

so I was sort of right

[cosmic pier]

ur welcome

[dapper geode]

What the hell is happening with the recent update

[wintry sonnet]

I was right something was fucked, just not what was fucked

[dapper geode]

shit's wild

acting up left and right

[stuck copper]

well, fuck me for taking things at face value i guess

[cosmic pier]

pass

[stuck copper]

that was not a request

[cosmic pier]

it was an order

[wintry sonnet]

ah

I see now

so that's why Cal dislikes Ajax

he hates competition

[stuck copper]

not exactly

that would imply insecurity

i just hate my own kind

[dapper geode]

[cosmic pier]

same

[stuck copper]

think magnets

[wintry sonnet]

what does this have to do with ajax

[dapper geode]

I'm surprised we're still on the topic of Ajax