avrora-general

[ornate mantle]

No afterlife for me.

[alpine jolt]

[cosmic pier]

are we flexing docks

[ornate mantle]

What a tiny dock.

[stuck copper]

too small for me. pass.

[alpine jolt]

That’s a pretty hot dock tho.

[cosmic pier]

dam

cal so phat

he wouldnt fit

[stuck copper]

i'm not fat

[ornate mantle]

Whoever owns that dock should be ashamed of living on this planet.

[cosmic pier]

doesnt even have hot anime grills parked in

smh

[stiff musk]

This event's story line is so good yet so bad

[ornate mantle]

LOLOLOLOL

[cosmic pier]

needs more jojo references

[ornate mantle]

I forgot about this scene.

[stuck copper]

i have yet to read this stuff

[alpine jolt]

My dock best dock

[ornate mantle]

Aight gonna go make some eggs.

And get ready to be lazy.

[stuck copper]

that looks like the world's lamest slide

[alpine jolt]

You’re already lazy

Get to work

The heat is the fun part.

[ornate mantle]

Gotta Farm the remaining 4K points

24k is a bitch.

[stiff musk]

You guys comparing dock sizes?

[cosmic pier]

24k sounds ez nuff

[alpine jolt]

By the time you arrive at the bottom, you are already missing 20% body mass

[stuck copper]

did you do the lazy math?

[alpine jolt]

What points

Wait for what

Reeeeeee

[ornate mantle]

Lazy Math.

[stuck copper]

i've already calculated my daily gains for the rest of the event

[cosmic pier]

big bren

[stuck copper]

so that i know how many runs i have to do to hit my goal

[ornate mantle]

I literally just steamrolled for two days.

Trying to get to 20k

Idek how many points I wanna hit at the end... just enough for the fucking trophy req is my goal.

[stuck copper]

you get 1200 from sp+daily missions

[ornate mantle]

I built all in day 1

So 900 for me.

[stuck copper]

yeah, that's without any builds

[ornate mantle]

Oh wait really.

Oh sweet

[alpine jolt]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F9osIYSRGwg

[stuck copper]

300 for battles, 100 for hard mode

800 for sp

[ornate mantle]

AH

Right

I should be fine then.

Next 4 days will be ez

[stuck copper]

if you multiply those by the number of days left, subtract it from your goal, and divide it by 150, you get the number of runs

i always do lazy math so i can be lazy

[cosmic pier]

just run till you get the stuff

[ornate mantle]

Im just gonna hit my phone till points come out.

[stuck copper]

i got games to play

can't be bothered to farm all day

[ornate mantle]

I can watch anime while farming, so...

Farming ends up being secondary.

Your goal was like 40k right

35k isn’t enough.

I don’t even wanna clear shop.

I just want these prints and I’ll be done.

Ye

Not many people are wanting to clear shop this time around.

[stuck copper]

i stopped clearing shops a while ago

[cosmic pier]

the chests and plates and cola are fluffs anyway
except gen and mg plates if you use em on every other equip you see

[stuck copper]

once you reach a certain point, you only need mg plates whenever you get another decent pr gun, which is rare. and even then, you're probably not going to craft them all the time

gen plates are the real deal tho

never useless

unless you're a slacker

[wintry sonnet]

story of my life

[clear gate]

I am constantly low on plates

[stuck copper]

project oxy torp eats them all up

[clear gate]

I have 8 oxy

[stuck copper]

oh, right...

core reset

[clear gate]

Submarines and torp destroyers

and the fact that I equip everyone

I have 6 (7?) subs that I actively use

Lucky for me, two of the subs I use don't need snorkels

I-58 and I-26 have 🅱️ig oxygen supplies

(but that means they take double oxy instead)

:D

So it's actually worse

:P

I use them because they're cute

LOL

[cosmic pier]

just brag bout whaling moar

did you get your 100 bucks back yet

they told me it should be there soon

wow

making me mail em for nothing

what a troll

[stuck copper]

Hmm I didn’t expect Matsuri to sound like this https://youtu.be/aqHs4VTb2FU

[warm bluff]

[half niche]

[warm bluff]

Who's this random person? He sounds rich

[stuck copper]

He is

[cosmic pier]

who's this white name inaba

smh

must be new

[warm bluff]

Yeah I'm a new player

[cosmic pier]

sounds like he lewds lolis in their sleep

[stuck copper]

[warm bluff]

I do not!

[warm bluff]

[ornate mantle]

My resource count is very low

[warm bluff]

i should change my defense fleet

[cosmic pier]

you prob got the wrong person rando

this guy here said he's new

[warm bluff]

i am new

[cosmic pier]

how's he 111 already

[warm bluff]

[cosmic pier]

what a tryhard

bet he buys oil

to get that many levels so fast

[ornate mantle]

Bet he bought this account.

[cosmic pier]

[ornate mantle]

Bet you uninstalled AL like a weirdo too.

[warm bluff]

hmm what meme defense fleet should i use now?

[cosmic pier]

inb4 you get the conclusion ina bought my account

[warm bluff]

ew

[ornate mantle]

Im not smart enough to have conclusions on things.

I use my T2 books when my T3 are low

I seeeeeee

[warm bluff]

[warm ice]

Fk

[ornate mantle]

Waow super rich

[warm bluff]

i just dont use things often

[warm ice]

Ina’s a wehl

And a hoarder

[warm bluff]

i'm just a hoarder

[cosmic pier]

dam

[warm bluff]

[cosmic pier]

what a tryhard new player

[warm ice]

Hand me some.

[cosmic pier]

yes

[warm ice]

Ina you bastard! How many ship girls did you retire to get that many medals!?

[cosmic pier]

ina bullies shipgirls

[warm bluff]

that's not a lot of medals

[warm ice]

Still.

[ornate mantle]

I have like <100 medals at any given time.

[warm ice]

How many did you retire you bastard?

[ornate mantle]

2k+ is way too many.

[warm bluff]

[warm ice]

I’m stealing that.

Anyways.

[warm bluff]

also i dont really buy anything from medal shop other than food

[cosmic pier]

[ornate mantle]

You don’t buy because you hoard.

[warm bluff]

i dont have dock space for that

[ornate mantle]

Idk how you do it Luna.

[cosmic pier]

hoarding to flex on rando

[warm ice]

Ina the biggest hoarder.

[warm bluff]

i dont limit break stuff usually

lots of my ships are stuck at 69-70 from commissions

[cosmic pier]

bad metaslav

atleast mlb em for fleet tech

[warm ice]

You brought this upon yourself

[warm bluff]

i ignore tech points

i'm too poor for it

[cosmic pier]

worst metaslav in the west

then again tech points dont count in pvp

maybe he just focuses pvp and dont need em

[ornate mantle]

Rando did you buy the exclusive furniture for Hololive

[warm bluff]

my tech stuff is super low level

[warm ice]

[ornate mantle]

That’s not that bad.

Sadly about the same for me.

[warm bluff]

[warm ice]

[ornate mantle]

I wanna know what the Aqua Box does

[cosmic pier]

rando not buying limited furniture

[warm bluff]

azu your tech stuff is higher than mine!

[cosmic pier]

[warm bluff]

[ornate mantle]

It’s literally at the same level you goober.

[cosmic pier]

1 level difference

[warm bluff]

your ijn one is at 5 while mine is 4

[ornate mantle]

One difference.

My KMS one isn’t even that great.

[warm bluff]

ok i'll limit break a few uss ones to get mine up i guess

[ornate mantle]

I need to MLB a lot of ships.

Since I tend to ignore meta.

That’s like what... 6-7 ships from each faction.

[warm bluff]

i'm trying to get stuff to lvl 120 instead of limit breaking stuff

[ornate mantle]

I’m trying to LB stuff whenever possible.

But I also need to hoard purins and bulins in case anymore events with a “MLB everyone, LOL” req comes out.

So I only MLB when I have Dupes of stuff

[warm bluff]

i dont have enough dock space for that

[ornate mantle]

I need to start MLBing some of these 0MLB ships

Wasting EXP from coms feelsbadman

[warm bluff]

all these ships wasting exp

[ornate mantle]

That actually sounds like a lot of work.

Considering I have more than that which I don’t really care for.

And I like to use all my fleet slots for different things.

I use 4-6 for dailies.

1-2 for boss and mob

[stuck copper]

i put anything below 70 in 10-hour comms

[ornate mantle]

3 for whatever

[stuck copper]

starting with the highest

then i just mlb them as they come

[ornate mantle]

Yeah, I should probably switch out some stuff.

What do you use.

That can handle all dailies.

I image a 2-2

Of fully leveled stuff

Which is also EXP waste.

[cosmic pier]

lol

[warm bluff]

[ornate mantle]

I might rework all my fleets.

[warm bluff]

why not 1:1 for fire bote?

[wintry sonnet]

fleet 1 is lb 0 pepega fleet, fleet 2 is the fleet that jumps in if pepega fleet fucks up too hard, fleet 3 is the dailies fleet, fleet 4 and 5 are the big boi farming lfeets for chap 12, fleet 6 is my pvp fleet so I can quickly equip them

[stuck copper]

i just dump my boss fleet into every single daily

[warm bluff]

i just throw any random BB for fire bote and they seem to do fine

[cosmic pier]

you can 1:1 all the normal dailies (dont rember chip one) with just 1 1:1 which also has anti sub gear on the front so can also be used to solo all sos bosses

[wintry sonnet]

chip one you can 1:1

torp daily one ibuki can 1shot in like 3 seconds

[warm bluff]

oh i always auto since i'm lazy

[ornate mantle]

Manualing the dailies?

[wintry sonnet]

you dotn even need to manual it

[warm bluff]

oh what level ibuki for the torp chip thing?

[wintry sonnet]

all it takes is 1 crit to delete

Uhh, mine is lvl 118

[warm bluff]

[ornate mantle]

Goddamn.

[cosmic pier]

didnt say you cant 1:1 chip one, just with the bb+dd I was sayin (which I didnt specify), but prob can just handle the bb one ez, torp one if manuel or auto if torps hit kek

[ornate mantle]

Gotta get my Ibuki up.

[wintry sonnet]

but I imagine she could do it at 105

maybe less

[warm bluff]

i'll try my 108 one

[wintry sonnet]

just make sure to use the rainbow torp

[ornate mantle]

I don't even think I've used my Ibuki past level 100.

[wintry sonnet]

and double dildo

[ornate mantle]

PR is expensive.

[warm bluff]

oh nvm i'm not swapping gear for it

i just do the aviation one usually

[ornate mantle]

Wait you have < 4 rainbow torps?

[cosmic pier]

lul

[ornate mantle]

See this is why I want a Lock Gear function.

[clear gate]

I just finished my fourth +10 rainbow torp

[ornate mantle]

Naisu.

Get another one.

[clear gate]

I have four more that aren't finished

Jav has one +10
Aya has one +10
I-58 has two +10s

[warm bluff]

i dont use torps enough to justify making more +10 rainbow thingies

[ornate mantle]

I think I got my 5th or 6th one to +10 recently.

I barely ever use my Torps as well.

Since i don't really use subs.

but you never know when they might come in handy.

[clear gate]

I use torpboats

I like gambling with my auto

[warm bluff]

i just have 3 rainbow things, 1 for each sub in my fleet

[ornate mantle]

Full Oxy or 1 for each.

[wintry sonnet]

got 9 rainbows

7 +10, 2 +6

[ornate mantle]

Damn good.

[wintry sonnet]

gonna need 1 more

[ornate mantle]

My aim is 15 Rainbow Torps.

[clear gate]

Oh, I have custom names disabled

[ornate mantle]

Then I can call getting them quits.

But why though.

[wintry sonnet]

actually, I'll awnt to get to 12 eventually

[clear gate]

It's a new emulator install, Ran

I forgot to enable it lol

[wintry sonnet]

so I can have full sub + vanguard double torp

[ornate mantle]

Lul

Gotcha.

Yeah that'd be pretty PogChamp

[wintry sonnet]

I mostly wanna have the option available

[clear gate]

There that's better

[wintry sonnet]

besides even if I never get to actually using full torp vanguard

[warm bluff]

109 ibuki without rainbow thingy can't reliably solo torp daily

[wintry sonnet]

you can always use the dildos as stat stick for map requirements

incidentally ina

what's her dev lvl and skills

[cosmic pier]

put all the dildos on clevedad

[warm bluff]

dev30

max skills

[wintry sonnet]

ye sounds like it's equipment issue then

[warm bluff]

because i'm too poor for that

[wintry sonnet]

tho I suppose the other chance is

[cosmic pier]

[warm bluff]

[wintry sonnet]

lol

ok that explains it

[ornate mantle]

No oxys.

[clear gate]

Lol pearl

[wintry sonnet]

gotta have the dildos

[warm bluff]

she's just a crappy ijn substitute for my pvp fleet

[clear gate]

I have a +8 rainbow on Ibuki

[ornate mantle]

How dare you luna.

[warm bluff]

[ornate mantle]

Gonna sell my nicholas now.

[warm bluff]

wait it's only because she dies so quickly because of her low level

[ornate mantle]

Gonna let Nicholas gather dust

Just like my Sheffy.

[warm bluff]

[ornate mantle]

Ibuki is a good girl.

[wintry sonnet]

just a note

but double +10 oxy + rainbow torp

almost doubles her torp stat

[warm bluff]

mine is too low level to be super effective in pvp

[cosmic pier]

all about that pvp meta

[clear gate]

Oh, I have 191 on Ibuki

I should finish that up

[ornate mantle]

I should just like never move equipment around.

[clear gate]

Sort by affection when, Manjuu?

[wintry sonnet]

already done with affection farming waifus

[ornate mantle]

I haven't.

[clear gate]

I definitely haven't finished affection farming

[ornate mantle]

I actually have quite a few waifus to use still.

[clear gate]

Same

[wintry sonnet]

you're gonna have fun if you got a sub waifu

[ornate mantle]

I-13.

I need to get her first.

[wintry sonnet]

óóf

wtf is that emote

I didnt press that

[ornate mantle]

LOL

[ornate mantle]

❤️

[warm bluff]

[cosmic pier]

aqu is actually a tinder bot

[wintry sonnet]

I have literally no clue why it tried to put in an emote there

[cosmic pier]

[wintry sonnet]

óóf

doesn't pop up again

[ornate mantle]

Currently my china wall comp has my rainbow torps.

[clear gate]

Do you want to see a blursed meme

[ornate mantle]

Should change that.

[wintry sonnet]

I still need 4 more levels on each of chinagrills

they're all 116

[clear gate]

The meeeemes

[cosmic pier]

is that your meme entry for the contest

[clear gate]

No

[cosmic pier]

[wintry sonnet]

unmaxed air radars

smh

[warm bluff]

needs more +10

[clear gate]

I am constantly out of gen plates

[cosmic pier]

needs more MVPkashi

[wintry sonnet]

you need books to awaken?

[clear gate]

I like how even unmmaxed, this nearly triples her AA

[ornate mantle]

I need to like organize my favorites.

[cosmic pier]

rando doesnt use botes if they dont have 10 on all skills

[ornate mantle]

All of them are botes I like, but they're all kinda mixed.

[cosmic pier]

dont you know that yet aqu

[wintry sonnet]

so they remain lvl 1

until they got all 10s

[ornate mantle]

some of them are ones that I found awesome thin books for and was like "I'll oath".

[wintry sonnet]

[cosmic pier]

he prob lets em level with commis till 70 ish

and dorm

[warm bluff]

i use portland a lot and her skills aren't maxed yet

[wintry sonnet]

I mean, I got port's 2nd skill to 10

but never got to level up her indyholic one

[warm bluff]

[wintry sonnet]

I dont really do double CA fleets

[cosmic pier]

how bout

triple CA fleets

[clear gate]

To be fair, Portland doesn't really need her skills to be effective

[cosmic pier]

[warm bluff]

i do double ca on boss fleets usually with helena

[wintry sonnet]

yea Pornland's more about her stats than anything else

[cosmic pier]

deutschland roon spee leggo

[wintry sonnet]

speaking of deutsch, got her to lvl 100 today

[ornate mantle]

I used Indy and Port a ton when I first started.

[wintry sonnet]

all sec quests done

[ornate mantle]

@wintry sonnet Proud of you my man.

[warm bluff]

i dont feel like doing the sub weekly thing, should i skip it?

[ornate mantle]

Deutschland deserves all the princess carries.

I would skip it.

[wintry sonnet]

I mean you do get some plates out of it

[warm bluff]

i like portland more than zara

[wintry sonnet]

and some tiny amount of coins

[ornate mantle]

I'm gonna reorganize my favorites after I hit 24k.

[warm bluff]

but portland is cute

[ornate mantle]

I have so many ships that I have there that I like their designs.

[cosmic pier]

[wintry sonnet]

what's wrong with siscons

they're perfect

all you need is woo her sister

and you get instathreesome

[ornate mantle]

20480 points. Fucking kill me

[wintry sonnet]

[warm bluff]

[ornate mantle]

Portland was one of my faves way back when.

[cosmic pier]

ur just gonna woo pornland for all her indy thin books

[ornate mantle]

Woo portland to get to indy.

Top tier strats.

[wintry sonnet]

would that work

it would work the other way around but not sure if indy would care that much

[cosmic pier]

"shut up, portland"

~indy

[wintry sonnet]

on that note

you could propably score both hipper and prinz

if you went after prinz

she'd do a mighty fine job psyching her into it

[cosmic pier]

prinz would ditch you for pow

[ornate mantle]

I can see that being the case for a lot of IJN sisters too.

Atago/Takao

Zui/Shou

Akagi and Kaga not so much... maybe getting to Kaga first would make Akagi jealous enough to pounce.

[wintry sonnet]

ehh

if you went for kaga there

akagi would go full usubeniya

not sure if want

[cosmic pier]

just go for amagi

[ornate mantle]

Ngl I would.

But I'd only want Amagi.

[wintry sonnet]

oh wait usu never did an al thin book

[warm bluff]

[wintry sonnet]

for those wondering, he's known for his yandere thin books

and I do mean full on "I'm gonna gouge your eyes out so you never look at another girl" kinda yan

[tight flower]

[cosmic pier]

rubi

send sn gear

[tight flower]

no

just buy it

here money

💳

[wintry sonnet]

Rubi popping up the second I mention yan

[tight flower]

[cosmic pier]

that's a card

[wintry sonnet]

[cosmic pier]

not money

you blind dumbutt

[tight flower]

its plastic that brings u tons of money

[warm bluff]

[ornate mantle]

Gonna have to excuse rei. He hasn't learned about plastic yet.

[cosmic pier]

haha

[wintry sonnet]

speaking of not really money

[cosmic pier]

ur so funny

have a cookie

[wintry sonnet]

when was the last time any of you have seen someone use a check

[cosmic pier]

🍪

[ornate mantle]

I worked in a tax firm for about a week.

[tight flower]

last year

[ornate mantle]

Checks were the only thing that came into my office.

Primarily from banks.

[solar fjord]

Finally playing Yakuza

[wintry sonnet]

I don't think I've ever seen a check being used around here

the closest we got are payment slips that you gotta pay at government branches

like for when you need to get a new ID or renew your car registration

[ornate mantle]

Yeah, checks are actually used quite often... You'll never see the general public use them though nowadays.

[wintry sonnet]

holy fuck, I got like

9 big cube commis this week

250 cubes total

[clear gate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGifhXr4mM4

YouTube embeds

[warm bluff]

what's everyone using for frontline in the sp stage?

[wintry sonnet]

you know, one thing I noticed with all the hololivers

their lip synch is completely fucked

[ornate mantle]

SP... idr what I'm using

[clear gate]

I forgot too lol

[ornate mantle]

Pretty sure it's all 120 stuff though.

[wintry sonnet]

Jean + Minnie for 1:1 trash mobbing

and then just my hms pvp fleet for boss so they can get some exp

[clear gate]

Oh right, I use Ibuki + Sendai @ 115+

[ornate mantle]

Oh i forgot i had a minne.

I gotta level her up too.

[warm bluff]

oh i've been using monarch+neptune+vestal but neptune almost died still

maybe i need more levels

[clear gate]

As they're both fragile, I usually switch their positions in the frontline halfway through the run

[wintry sonnet]

rich

[warm bluff]

[ornate mantle]

I wanna get this SP stage done fast.

[wintry sonnet]

no subs azu?

y u no hp reducto

[ornate mantle]

Oof

[wintry sonnet]

also dont forget mewoficers

[clear gate]

So usually, I start with Sendai in the front position, and end with Ibuki in the front position due to Sendai squish

[ornate mantle]

My subs aren't high level yet.

[wintry sonnet]

I mean, doesnt matter tho

you can still use them for the hp % reduction

[warm bluff]

i forgot to put subs and cats too

[wintry sonnet]

dont have to summon them

[ornate mantle]

This fleet takes care of everything anyways.

[warm bluff]

ya there's no way you're gonna have any trouble with that fleet lol

[ornate mantle]

So I don't think it matters overall.

I actually don't remember if they have equipment.

[warm bluff]

[ornate mantle]

But considering they kill anyways

[wintry sonnet]

discord are you ok

right, now I dont know if I should try and upload again

[ornate mantle]

Oof

[wintry sonnet]

and get dupe

[ornate mantle]

Just do it.

[wintry sonnet]

or not do it and it just never will dupe

[cosmic pier]

discord is never ok

[ornate mantle]

You're never okay.

[warm bluff]

try it, we'll only laugh a bit if theres a dupe

[ornate mantle]

Wow bullying luna.

[wintry sonnet]

well it doesnt seem to be uploading the old one so fuck it

[ornate mantle]

What the fuck.

We can add Meows!?

Oh shit.

[wintry sonnet]

you can add them to any hm

[warm bluff]

ok ya my levels are probably too low lol

[cosmic pier]

kek

[wintry sonnet]

or hm-style

[ornate mantle]

I never noticed the tabs on the right.

[wintry sonnet]

[ornate mantle]

[cosmic pier]

gg

[wintry sonnet]

tbf I always forget to equip them the first time

[cosmic pier]

its ok ur just an en player too afterall

[warm bluff]

i never add cats anyway, too much of a pain for too little reward

[wintry sonnet]

I mean

[ornate mantle]

It's not about reading you goober.

[wintry sonnet]

they cost no oil to put them in

and you still get some exp for them

which you're gonna need tons

[ornate mantle]

I just didn't see the tabs.

[wintry sonnet]

cuz exp-feeding cats is ebola

[warm bluff]

but i have no good cats i want to level anyway

[cosmic pier]

not seeing stuff is part of being en

[wintry sonnet]

don't matter

you can level them up as fodder

[warm bluff]

[wintry sonnet]

and then feed them to the good ones

[ornate mantle]

Not seeing stuff is part of AL in general.

[cosmic pier]

stop pressuring him smh

5 more taps is too hard

end of story

bullies

[ornate mantle]

Too much work.

In the time it takes for me to do 5 taps I could be doing other shit.

[wintry sonnet]

cat autofill when pepehands

[cosmic pier]

autofill with level 5 shit

steel and edel on first fleet

[warm bluff]

[verbal obsidian]

[ornate mantle]

Divorce function when.

[cosmic pier]

fuck off hita

[wintry sonnet]

fml hita are you ok

[verbal obsidian]

[cosmic pier]

no

he aint

[wintry sonnet]

@ mods dan him

[ornate mantle]

It's Padoru season.

[wintry sonnet]

delegalize padoru

[warm bluff]

[wintry sonnet]

you know, the one good thing watching hololive play minecraft

is that even if they spoke english I'd have no fucking clue what I'm watching

[cosmic pier]

lel

[wintry sonnet]

I dont think i've touched minecraft since before 1.0

[cosmic pier]

is it that bad

[wintry sonnet]

no, I just dont get what the fuck most things are

there's some enchantment shit now

o, I did get buta-san tho

I've played around with elizabeth and ajax enough to know that one

[cosmic pier]

i used to just dig around in minecraft

then die to gravel falling on me

then ragequit

[wintry sonnet]

I just tended to spelunk about

then shit myself from an asshole creeper sneaking up on me

and blowing my eardrums off

[cosmic pier]

asshole creeper

[warm bluff]

i wanna get into minecraft again but every time i try it i lose motivation really quickly

[cosmic pier]

just make some cute girls

[wintry sonnet]

dunno if I could even launch it again

[warm bluff]

[ornate mantle]

I'm still missing some weapon skins.

[wintry sonnet]

didnt they change their login system once microsoft bought them?

[warm bluff]

it's a different launcher but still the same account

[wintry sonnet]

ah

maybe password rec would work then

if I can remember which of the 5 emails accounts I used for it

[ornate mantle]

Is the Aqua Box gem furniture from the Hololive collab interactable?

[wintry sonnet]

o, it worked

[warm bluff]

[wintry sonnet]

or not

says I hav eto buy meinkraft

[cosmic pier]

maybe you're checking the wrong game

[wintry sonnet]

checking both win 10 and java edition

[warm bluff]

oh if you bought it a long time ago it should be java edition i think

[wintry sonnet]

yup, says I gotta buy it

[warm bluff]

[wintry sonnet]

oh, wait

had to click buy

for it to say I already own it

cause you know, just saying download was too hard

[warm bluff]

rich

[wintry sonnet]

win 10 edition incidentally

fucking minecoins really?

all that's missing is mineboxes

[cosmic pier]

[wintry sonnet]

who the fuck even buys microtransactions for minecraft

[stuck copper]

did you just discover minecraft on win10?

[cosmic pier]

he did

hole live dragging him in

[wintry sonnet]

minecraft convo just popped in so I was wondering if I can still access my old account

[stuck copper]

they've been doing that for years

[wintry sonnet]

and I can for the java edition

[stuck copper]

i got the win10 version for free

[cosmic pier]

goddammit mash

[stuck copper]

they gave it out to java owners

[wintry sonnet]

wait, maybe I spoke too soon

there might yet be lootboxes

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

i dont get the point of it. if you're on pc, you can just mod everything for free anyway.

[warm bluff]

i haven't seen any lootboxes on minecraft

and i last tried it like a month ago

[ornate mantle]

I just create the shit in the loot boxes anyways.

[cosmic pier]

dam

azu is the one scamming everyone

[ornate mantle]

Well think about.

[wintry sonnet]

I mean

[ornate mantle]

the fact that minecraft is a game of creativity.

[wintry sonnet]

99% of lootboxes are just some shit people squeezed into them anyway

[ornate mantle]

So what If I just create the shit they're trying to scam us with.

[cosmic pier]

self sufficient

[ornate mantle]

Like.

"Hey guys I got a cool hat for $40!"

Me: "Hey bro, I created your shit ass hat for free."

[wintry sonnet]

yea like, no seriously

[warm bluff]

oh i remember now

[wintry sonnet]

"Minecoins are used in the Minecraft Marketplace for skin packs, texture packs, worlds and mash-up packs."

you literally had that shit for free in the game

[warm bluff]

pretty sure the only microtransactions in minecraft are on large servers for stuff

[wintry sonnet]

this is some bethesda level stuff

[ornate mantle]

Pay to get into the server.

[stuck copper]

but

other people cant see your whale power

[warm bluff]

those are private servers and not actually affiliated with minecraft

[ornate mantle]

Yeah but still.

[stuck copper]

ms offers worlds tho

i mean, dont you rent those from them directly?

[warm bluff]

also for skins and texture packs you can just download them

you can?

[ornate mantle]

You can.

You can do a ton of shit in MC man.

[warm bluff]

or you could just set up the server on your own device for free

[ornate mantle]

And even that is an understatement

[stuck copper]

i happen to have it installed. gimme a sec.

[ornate mantle]

You can literally do anything in MC.

[stuck copper]

yeah, but it's for cross-platform, i think

[warm bluff]

ooooh

[wintry sonnet]

can you lewd waifus in MC tho

[stuck copper]

and it's so shit

[warm bluff]

ok that makes sense

[stuck copper]

you need an xbox account

and ofc you cant change your name for free

[ornate mantle]

@wintry sonnet : there are sex rings in minecraft just so you're aware

[stuck copper]

so i have to use the same one i made ten years ago when i was REDACTED

[wintry sonnet]

[warm bluff]

wait i changed my name a long time ago

[verbal obsidian]

[stuck copper]

name changes shouldnt cost anything to begin with

[ornate mantle]

Date A Padoru

[stuck copper]

how fucking greedy can you possibly be?

[warm bluff]

my skin is unicorn right now

[ornate mantle]

Wait what the fuck.

Unicorn from years ago?

[wintry sonnet]

o

[ornate mantle]

Damn, I Kinda wanna get Minecraft and make a Deutschland.

[warm bluff]

this doesn't look like it costs money...

[stuck copper]

where is that?

is that win10 edition?

[wintry sonnet]

no, that's java edition

[warm bluff]

minecraft.net -> profile -> scroll down

[wintry sonnet]

you can change it in profile

[stuck copper]

yeah, but i can't cross-play with java

i want to play with my son

[warm bluff]

oh i keep forgetting win10 is different

[stuck copper]

and i cant

it sucks

[warm bluff]

ya that version sounds like it sucks

[wintry sonnet]

smooth censor there guys

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

maybe i'm just stupid

[warm ice]

My skin for MC is Akagi.

[warm bluff]

nah if it's microsoft they're probably just greedy

[stuck copper]

but if you can tell me if and how i can play win10 edition with a pc and a tablet, i'd be happy

[wintry sonnet]

dont see a yuubari skin

[stuck copper]

cuz then i get to blow that little shit into bits with some tnt

[warm bluff]

i wanted a nicholas skin, but she's not popular enough for somebody to make one

[warm ice]

Wait

[warm bluff]

i could try to make one myself, but then it'll be super ugly

[warm ice]

Are you playing Java or Bedrock edition?

[wintry sonnet]

hold on

[warm bluff]

i'm on java, looks like cal is on bedrock

[wintry sonnet]

there's a swimsuit Repulse skin

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

i have both

but you can hardly play java on a tablet

[wintry sonnet]

tfw minecraft made a repulse skin

before the actual game did

[stuck copper]

and they arent cross-compatible

so we have to use win10

which is bedrock, right?

[warm ice]

Console+Windows 10 versions of MC are Bedrock.

[wintry sonnet]

ok, give me a number from 1 to 7

[warm ice]

4

[wintry sonnet]

shoukaku skin it is

[stuck copper]

aha!

Minecraft for Windows 10/Xbox/mobile devices

First, make sure every player that wants to join is connected to the same network, then choose a host device that will run the world, and make sure everyone joining is running the same version of the game as the host.

so there is lan play

[warm bluff]

i'm hungry but lazy what should i do

[cosmic pier]

eat

[stuck copper]

except it doesnt show anywhere

[warm ice]

Order take out.

[wintry sonnet]

so

is java edition completely forgotten and just a legacy

or are both actually got the same content

[stuck copper]

man, i'm too fucking old for this shit

i feel like a boomer

"how do i minecraft?"

[warm bluff]

i think java is actually further in content

[warm ice]

Java is beefier in terms of content and what you can do.

Mods ahoy.

[wintry sonnet]

so they want you to pay more for a shittier version

[stuck copper]

it's not necessarily shittier

[warm ice]

Bedrock has some advantages over Java.

Like being able to play with friends without having to go through a super convoluted system in order to get your own server started.

[stuck copper]

the only thing you need is an xbox live account

then it should show up for your friends

and i can play with my son without having to give him an entire pc

[wintry sonnet]

I'm still kind of weirded out

at the fact I'm actually playing meinkraft in 2019

[warm ice]

you have a son?!

[stuck copper]

yes

[verbal obsidian]

Yeah its me

[stuck copper]

no. it's not him.

[warm ice]

No joking?

100% serious?

[verbal obsidian]

I love minecraft with dad

[clear gate]

Well, that's how we know that Zui isn't Cal's son

[wintry sonnet]

[clear gate]

since Cal is woman

[cosmic pier]

^

hita stop lying

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

my son is still in his single digits

[warm ice]

Well color me shocked.

[verbal obsidian]

Cal always stresses about how he is a strong independent man who is lucky that his wife lets him stay at home

smfh

[stuck copper]

he has every minecraft recipe memorized

[warm ice]

I'm sorry if I'm sounding a bit rude.

[stuck copper]

but he can't remember what i told him 10 seconds ago

[cosmic pier]

hita

[warm bluff]

yeah it's surprising there's anyone here who's successful

[cosmic pier]

u must be mistaking him

[verbal obsidian]

oh youre right, Cal is my mom

silly me

[wintry sonnet]

what is successful

[stuck copper]

well

aran has tons of money

[warm bluff]

oh also rando

[cosmic pier]

i like how success literally got tied to having a kid

[stuck copper]

well

[warm bluff]

children are expensive

[stuck copper]

i mean

procreation is kind of our job

[ornate mantle]

Gotta continue the species.

[warm ice]

Well I'm back from recovering from that revelation.

[warm bluff]

well looks like i'm a failure at this job

[stuck copper]

but yeah, i'm pretty much done with my life

[ornate mantle]

I just hope my son isn't the one who'll be doing Tide Pod Challenges.

[warm ice]

Ina

You have me.

[cosmic pier]

no

end it

[stuck copper]

now it's smooth sailing

[cosmic pier]

[warm ice]

[warm bluff]

[warm ice]

[stuck copper]

fuck you, rei. i'm not sad and desperate like you

i enjoy my life

it's great

[ornate mantle]

If all I had was BHZ, i'd probably end it all.

[cosmic pier]

uh

what

i wasnt even talking to you bitch

whatchu on about

[stuck copper]

you think i suffered all this time just to end it when it gets good?

[wintry sonnet]

Feelsweirdman

[warm ice]

woa

[cosmic pier]

cal

take a deep breath

and chill

[warm ice]

Azu being rude to me.

[stuck copper]

you called me a bitch, you poophead

[cosmic pier]

ok boomer

you got manipulated by my laggy discord

[stuck copper]

report rei for encouraging kms

[verbal obsidian]

done

[cosmic pier]

done

[ornate mantle]

LOL

[warm bluff]

[warm ice]

[ornate mantle]

Time for ban rei.

[warm ice]

No.

[cosmic pier]

if they were gonna ban me i wouldnt be here rn

[warm ice]

We still need our resident bridge troll.

[ornate mantle]

You can fill in his shoes.

[warm bluff]

hmm maybe i should order pizza

[ornate mantle]

YES

order a pizza

[verbal obsidian]

look at this

hes so rich

[ornate mantle]

For me too please.

[verbal obsidian]

hes getting delivery

[warm bluff]

[warm ice]

Can I get some too.

[cosmic pier]

idk

everyone here is a bridge troll

[warm bluff]

no i never get delivery lol

[cosmic pier]

you'd be fine without me

also

ina rich

[wintry sonnet]

buy me some too richard

[cosmic pier]

[warm ice]

Just make sure it sin't from Domino's.

[wintry sonnet]

[warm bluff]

i always do carry out

[wintry sonnet]

you clearly got money to spend

[warm bluff]

it's cheaper and i can use coupons

[ornate mantle]

Ye

[warm ice]

Ina.

[cosmic pier]

rich

[warm ice]

Make sure it isn't from Domino's.

[cosmic pier]

ina richest boi in avrogen

[warm ice]

Because Domino's sucks.

[stuck copper]

soggy shit

[warm ice]

[warm bluff]

rando is the richest though

[wintry sonnet]

what would you even buy pizza from in US

papa john's?

[warm bluff]

i usually get papa johns

[wintry sonnet]

or some local stuff

[cosmic pier]

rando just takes loans from you

doesnt count

[warm bluff]

because it's close to me

[verbal obsidian]

imo Cal is the wealthiest

[clear gate]

I don't like PJ's

[warm ice]

Papa John's.

Revy

[ornate mantle]

Uh, there are hundreds of good Pizza eateries in the US.

[verbal obsidian]

hes a stay at home pops, who needs money at that point

[stuck copper]

i dont think we have a large pizza delivery company over here

[warm ice]

You have three seconds to give an explanation right now.

[ornate mantle]

You phrase it as if the US doesn't know what pizza is.

[warm bluff]

oh ya you're right cal is definitely the richest then

[stuck copper]

yes. i win.

[warm bluff]

but i have papa johns coupons

[stuck copper]

whooooohoooo

[clear gate]

I live in a place with a few good local pizza shops

[verbal obsidian]

gj mom

[clear gate]

It's all about the same here

[stuck copper]

yeah, we used to get local as well.

[wintry sonnet]

fuck my life

[stuck copper]

then i became the local pizza maker

[warm bluff]

[wintry sonnet]

I keep getting these fuckers

reeeeeeee

[ornate mantle]

I'll stick to Little Caesars.

[warm ice]

Wtf

[clear gate]

Oh, I haven't even been paying attention to my skins lol

[warm ice]

Okay, Caesar's is okay for the price.

[warm bluff]

there's no little caesars near me

[wintry sonnet]

I keep getting bamboozled by this set

[cosmic pier]

papa john's little caesar

[warm ice]

You want a $5 pizza? Have a $5 pizza.

[ornate mantle]

I always order it fresh.

And time it so that I eat it when the pizza is at peak performance.

[wintry sonnet]

you order fresh pizza? Damn you living on the edge azu

[warm ice]

Haven't had Caesar's in years because the damn place near my home closed down.

[ornate mantle]

Dude it's the same price.

[warm bluff]

[ornate mantle]

Ordering the pizza and going in an getting one that's stayed there for hours.

[warm bluff]

guess i'll just eat some random leftovers

[ornate mantle]

Same price.

[warm ice]

Eat yourself.

It's healthy.

[clear gate]

Look at that software gore

[warm ice]

[ornate mantle]

What the fuck. Don't you like... go and pick it up.

[wintry sonnet]

wait, they dont bake pizza by order?