avrora-general

[flat palm]

ya

our school walls are filled with those little used bags everywhere

[heavy whale]

Like schoolkids and gum ewwww

Except now it's not gum on bathroom floors, it's empty vape boxes

And piss

[flat palm]

i mean you should feel more bad that people actually have to pick it up for them

[stuck copper]

i always wonder

restroom for men

[heavy whale]

Can't imagine having to scrape that shit off walls

[flat palm]

literally used snuff

just hanging on the walls and floor

[stuck copper]

pissoir

[flat palm]

the restrooms at my college got closed for a yeaer

year

[stuck copper]

literally impossible to miss

[heavy whale]

The kids at my school are fucking barbarians

[flat palm]

bc people never flushed or threw toilet paper in the bin

[stuck copper]

all you have to do is stand in front of it

have your dong hang out, and pee

[flat palm]

there was like

[heavy whale]

Not only do they NOT wash their hands

They fucking

[flat palm]

pee all over the floor

and shit

[heavy whale]

Destroy everything

So NOBODY can wash

[stuck copper]

and they still pee all over the floor

[wintry sonnet]

actually I have a funny story about urinals from the uni days

[heavy whale]

They tear off and break soap dispensers

They break faucets

Literally tore off mirrors

[ripe mantle]

[heavy whale]

Break the paper towel dispensers

[wintry sonnet]

someone managed to clog up a urinal and as it turned out, some people would wipe their dick after peeing with toilet paper and then throw it into the urinal

[heavy whale]

Actual fucking monkeys

[wintry sonnet]

instead of throwing it into a trashbin

[stuck copper]

that too

[flat palm]

it was so bad i had to walk 10mins down to the shop to pee cus i wasnt going anywhere near the college restroom

[heavy whale]

I hate dudes so much

[flat palm]

ya

fk em

[heavy whale]

Is it THAT fucking hard to not be a disgusting caveman?

[stuck copper]

i went to the toilet. there were nothing but adults in the building. how the fuck is there piss everywhere?

[heavy whale]

I literally have to

Go halfway across campus

The the football stadium bathrooms

Since every other fucking bathroom is closed

[flat palm]

xd

ik that feel

[wintry sonnet]

there's actually a simple explanation for it

if people dont have to care about cleaning afterwards

they're gonna make whatever mess they want

[flat palm]

ya they dont give a shit

[heavy whale]

Can we just be like East Asia and beat the shit out of kids until they stop being little bitches like that

[stuck copper]

okay, but then dont get offended when i call you a fucking animal

[flat palm]

every cleaning lady at my college looks depressed everyday, gee i wonder why

[heavy whale]

Please call me that

[stuck copper]

like

do they think they'll never come back?

like all they do is piss once

so it's okay to leave it like that?

[cosmic pier]

#piss-general

[stuck copper]

you drink a buncha coffee, you're gonna go there again

and then it's all messy

[ripe mantle]

the only thing I know about urinals is that they are a good analogy for electron pairings

[wintry sonnet]

holmes, explain

[heavy whale]

I'm gonna need a fat explanation for that

[ripe mantle]

My chem teacher in high school said electron pairings are like men in the restroom.
You list out every other one then pair off.
Like how men skip every other urinal and the rest wait on the wall

(Drawing out the pairing)

that and all restrooms have his name on the toilet so he is always with you

[stuck copper]

"hololive" this is a minecraft collab

[wintry sonnet]

never had that issue, but then again usually when there's urinals, they're properly separated with some kind of wall section

[heavy whale]

Okay can I be honest with you

[wintry sonnet]

so unless you go through the effort of bending over, you ain't peepin

[heavy whale]

People who go next to you in undivided urinals

[stuck copper]

it's considered rude not to leave one urinal between you and another man

[heavy whale]

Yikes

9/10 times it's some FOB Chinese kid

[stuck copper]

extra rude if you look at their donger

[heavy whale]

Probably has a roller backpack

Like 3 feet tall

Super fucking cringe

[ripe mantle]

I wouldn't know

[heavy whale]

Their lack of basic manners extends even to bathroom

[ripe mantle]

I dont use public restrooms

[stuck copper]

and please dont fucking speak to me when i'm trying to piss

[heavy whale]

It's a respect for privacy

[ripe mantle]

LOL

[heavy whale]

And also more sanitary ig

[stuck copper]

because you are getting too close to them

[heavy whale]

Since pee splashes

So if you're like

[flat palm]

the first time i visited america and went to the urinal at the airport, this old guy looked down at me and started creepily smiling at me

never been so uncomfortable in my life

[heavy whale]

LOL

You'd be surprised

[stuck copper]

yeah

some people, man

[wintry sonnet]

boomers smh

[cosmic pier]

gays smh

[heavy whale]

People can't even spend 10 seconds of their life

[wintry sonnet]

going to public toilets to check people's junk

[heavy whale]

Doing nothing

Not even to pee

So they look left and right

[cosmic pier]

but

[wintry sonnet]

just go on the internet you idiots

[heavy whale]

And Bam

[wintry sonnet]

[heavy whale]

People's dicks

[stuck copper]

i was in a stall once and the guy next to me was like "yo, check this out" and made extra loud noises

[wintry sonnet]

there's plenty dicks to go around there

[ripe mantle]

@wintry sonnet okay boomer

[cosmic pier]

how often do they end up having a swordfight with their ds

[heavy whale]

Okay but this was funny because uhh

I went to a rest stop in Korea once

[wintry sonnet]

@ripe mantle ok zoomer

[ripe mantle]

I think i just died inside

[wintry sonnet]

[cosmic pier]

[heavy whale]

There were 2 rows of urinals on the other side of the walls

There was a TV screen on the top

And there were games you could play

Based on how you peed

With the guy on the other urinal

[ripe mantle]

Wtf

[heavy whale]

Oh did I mention

It was fucking spotless

Not even so much a drop of water on the floor

Shiny as fuck

At a fucking rest stop

[stuck copper]

yeah, some have little soccer games in them, with a tiny ball

[heavy whale]

Can I

Just reiterate

It was a fucking rest stop

[stuck copper]

so you can try to piss the ball into the goal

[ripe mantle]

wiki peeps slacking

[heavy whale]

And looked as pristine as when I went to

My state capital building

[cosmic pier]

hey look

synd sending a pic

[heavy whale]

Just wanted to put that out there

[cosmic pier]

and it aint getting clyded

[ripe mantle]

yea fuck clyde

[flat palm]

we used to do something similar in p.e class when we showered after we were done, play football (soccer) while showering, and this one guy tried to kick it and legit fell flat on his dick

[heavy whale]

Ouch

[flat palm]

i think he was on the floor for like 6minutes in pain

[heavy whale]

ouch

[ripe mantle]

everytime i gotta send a picture ill just set the channel as nsfw to cuck clyde

[heavy whale]

Lewd

[ripe mantle]

just saying

im willing to empty my bank account for this

[heavy whale]

Holy

[ripe mantle]

[cosmic pier]

dicc pain is ez to handle

[heavy whale]

Inaba is literally 1/2 of all instances of

On this server

[cosmic pier]

shit u write

[flat palm]

yea same

[cosmic pier]

the other half is prob us memeing him

[flat palm]

i love me some idols

especially gascogne

none of them are like rly good ships i think so aran would hate them

[ripe mantle]

I love me some gascogne in general

[heavy whale]

Gasco is so cute

[cosmic pier]

ok inaboomer

[wintry sonnet]

I'm personally aiming for sheffie in that collab

which is good cause she free

[ripe mantle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/608851728649158731.png?v=1

[wintry sonnet]

[heavy whale]

Eldridge skin

[flat palm]

[wintry sonnet]

actually

did they suggest anything about when we'll get polaris

ok, that makes sense

considering this event ends on 10th and then we've got christmas just around the corner

[cosmic pier]

ok boomer

[wintry sonnet]

cute!

[cosmic pier]

rich

[wintry sonnet]

well

here's something I never thought I'd end up doing

[cosmic pier]

ur doing arethusa?

[wintry sonnet]

can't you tell

[ripe mantle]

[wintry sonnet]

she's in love with me after our grinding session

[flat palm]

everytime i open pixiv daily ranking, its full of that dragon gym leader from the new pokemon game in overly done abs and him making rly creepy and sexual face gestures

and i dont like this

[ripe mantle]

Oh hai purity

tessy

[heavy whale]

Lewd!

[cosmic pier]

lilaba

[wintry sonnet]

loliba

[cosmic pier]

lolibaba

[stuck copper]

@flat palm

[flat palm]

@stuck copper

this is cute

[solar fjord]

[wintry sonnet]

Nep nep 2.0 getto

[verbal obsidian]

[wintry sonnet]

all that's left is Roonmate

[verbal obsidian]

[wintry sonnet]

which sucks balls cause I have no lb0 german cruisers reeeeeeee

[verbal obsidian]

[wintry sonnet]

guess it's time to power level the cruisers to 105

and throw them into 12-4

[warm ice]

Collaboration rates are rigged.

[cosmic pier]

ok boomer

[warm ice]

Okay zoomer.

[cosmic pier]

ok vroomer

[wintry sonnet]

ok broomer

[warm ice]

Ok doomer

[cosmic pier]

ok goober

[warm ice]

Ok roomer.

[carmine coyote]

Ok doober

[cosmic pier]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/383133033378742282/649376569848102922/Screenshot_20191127-183257.png

[wintry sonnet]

Purifier's rocking some new equip I see

[cosmic pier]

wher

[wintry sonnet]

the pic you posted

[cosmic pier]

lel

thought so but the timing along with this kinda threw me off

[wintry sonnet]

I mean that'd be nice too

but I prefer observer

[cosmic pier]

puri > spee siren > rest of em

[verbal obsidian]

[wintry sonnet]

spee siren?

[flat palm]

grats!

[cosmic pier]

dearmweaver

[flat palm]

i hate hitagi

[cosmic pier]

you aint alone

[wintry sonnet]

her then?

[cosmic pier]

ye

[wintry sonnet]

cause she comes up as observer zero

[cosmic pier]

oh

then who was dearmweaver

is my memory failing me again

[wintry sonnet]

good question

maybe it's dearmweaver but her official name is obs zero

[cosmic pier]

[wintry sonnet]

the naming rules in this game are foreign to me

[cosmic pier]

its ok

happens everywhere

artoria

altria

arthuria

[wintry sonnet]

for me it goes observer, siren empress, rest of em

siren empress being this delicacy

[cosmic pier]

puri kinda has this gasai yuno feel to her for me (altho I dont exactly like yuno much kek) and also like her pose

[wintry sonnet]

ok this event's plot is pure garbage

Aqua's constantly being left in base

what kind of shit is this

[cosmic pier]

well

she sure aint in base when u go beat her butt

[wintry sonnet]

but that means I only get to spend 20% of the event time with her in story

should be 105%

[heavy whale]

Late but

That siren is super cute

And siren queen can literally trample me holy shit

[cosmic pier]

do we really need an inaba wannabe when he aint around

[flat palm]

https://gyazo.com/fbf2c0d54cfe8f8b65435e21041de3d4

[wintry sonnet]

where's ina anyway

did FBI find him already

[flat palm]

maybe

[cosmic pier]

who knows

last thing he said was

kizuna is cute!

maybe his government cut off his internet

[stuck copper]

i got a big one

[cosmic pier]

tmi

[wintry sonnet]

that came out of nowhere

[cosmic pier]

surprise d

[stuck copper]

[wintry sonnet]

oh, the scammision

wait, did you grind out your oil already cal

[stuck copper]

big load of oil

[wintry sonnet]

cause that sucker's gonna give you more

[cosmic pier]

just throw your thicc CAs in

with subs n shit

ez oil drain

[stuck copper]

i'm still farming affection

39-oil fleet

[wintry sonnet]

oof, ok t4 is where lb0s are starting to have some problem

[cosmic pier]

i think he died

[stuck copper]

i hope this is not some kind of new direction they're heading in. i want my hard modes.

hard mode is easy enough already, but this is so trivial, it's boring.

[wintry sonnet]

I'd assume it's just for this event in particular

tho that said, hard mode could use some twist anyway

[stuck copper]

yeah

they should crank things up just a little

it's not like there's no normal mode for weaker players

they should have trimmed the music

it always cuts off before it gets good

monotonous af

[wintry sonnet]

speaking of this event

gotta say

not a big fan of this whole day/night business

[stuck copper]

i just avoid those tiles entirely

[wintry sonnet]

the movement limit is annoying in its own right but now you gotta manually move your fleet so they dont just autowalk into the shittin thing

or you have to move 1 tile back and forth for them to get disabled

it's nothing but a time waster

[stuck copper]

we've had better

why can't okami sound a bit more mature?

meh

any of you reach T6 yet?

what's the level?

[wintry sonnet]

T6 is supposed to be uh

lemme find rando's answer

81-85

sp 95-100

[stuck copper]

SP is daily?

i just started T4

[flat palm]

ye like usual

daily 800 pts

[wintry sonnet]

dunno if I'll make it to SP today

[stuck copper]

at least there's that

[wintry sonnet]

these maps are dragging on mercilessly

[stuck copper]

oh, right. reset soonish

it's already past midnight over here

god, i have to turn off the music. my brain can't take it.

that piano part is like chinese water torture

[wintry sonnet]

oh, lel

wait, I do have an lb0 ironblood cruiser

I never lbd spee cause we only got 1 copy of her

[cosmic pier]

using lb0s to farm pr

[wintry sonnet]

I mean

if I'm gonna do stuff like Sos signals

or normal modo

might as well throw lb0s into affection farm

bonus points if they can also get me some exp for PR

[cosmic pier]

[wintry sonnet]

especially with event maps where exp is shit

[cosmic pier]

why cant you get em affection like a normal human without keeping em at 70 for ages

[wintry sonnet]

because ||ok boomer||

[cosmic pier]

if only I didnt have spoiler tags disabled

[wintry sonnet]

how do you know I used spoiler tags if you got em disabled

[cosmic pier]

cuz you dont know how it works

when u disable em it just shows em in the state they are after you click

it doesnt totally remove the tags

[wintry sonnet]

ok

[cosmic pier]

boomer

[wintry sonnet]

you still a boomer tho

[cosmic pier]

no u

im too yonk to be a boomer

u zoomer

[wintry sonnet]

too younk eh

dont let ina see you say that

[cosmic pier]

o shit

u rite

[stuck copper]

okami shit mood again

smh

i'll have to ground her ass

[cosmic pier]

kinky

[wintry sonnet]

I gave up on using her

gonna grind the points out anyway when I'm farming gear skins

[stuck copper]

probably

[wintry sonnet]

doing sorties without them being in dorm is too much pain

[cosmic pier]

rin violent

[stuck copper]

that's sin for ya

[verbal obsidian]

[warm bluff]

this is gonna be a painful event again

i spent ~160 cubes and i'm missing bootleg kawawakaze

[stuck copper]

it's really slow.

[warm bluff]

the event stages?

[stuck copper]

maybe because there's no time gate

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

yeah, aquan and i aren't having a lot of fun with them.

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

the fights are short and easy, but map navigation is a bit of a bother.

[cosmic pier]

[warm bluff]

oh so a bunch of random gimmicks?

[stuck copper]

they're just obstacles

who cares what each tile does

you'll avoid them all, so they're basically the same

[warm bluff]

i'm so glad we finally got warspite

[cosmic pier]

warspite was there since launch tho

[heavy whale]

We had her since the game launched

[cosmic pier]

[heavy whale]

[warm bluff]

[cosmic pier]

maybe ina's playing on the wrong client

[flat palm]

I'm going as a useless goddess this xmas

[stuck copper]

Map navigation is always a pain on event maps, just saying

[warm ice]

Not sure if I like the gimmick this time around.

[warm bluff]

@warm ice

warspite!

[warm ice]

I swear you have a crush on me or something.

[warm bluff]

i'm not interested in guys though

[warm ice]

How about traps?

[stuck copper]

Blue

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

@warm bluff

[warm bluff]

@stuck copper

[warm ice]

Apple

[stuck copper]

[warm bluff]

blue did you get warspite retro?

[flat palm]

Blue is cute

[warm bluff]

[warm ice]

I did.

Literally the first thing I did when maintenance ended.

[warm bluff]

she's so cute!

and her chibi is so cute too!

[warm ice]

[warm bluff]

[heavy whale]

o

[flat palm]

I wish av gen would agree to all have a padoru picture with a Christmasy name

Would be cute

[stuck copper]

[timber vortex]

PADORU PADORU

[flat palm]

I want to be Formidable's stockings

[warm ice]

This needs to stop.

i bet Ina would lewd Warspite

[flat palm]

You cannot stop the padoru blue

[warm bluff]

warspite is cute and must not be lewded!

[flat palm]

Inaba stop lying

Shes like 80 years old

[warm bluff]

[flat palm]

Warspite is a granny

[heavy whale]

[flat palm]

Shes not cute

[heavy whale]

Ina is grannysexual

[flat palm]

Shes a gilf

[warm ice]

[warm bluff]

but all the ships are like ~80 yrs old

[flat palm]

Yeah but warspite is like actually old

Even in al

[heavy whale]

She's beeg old

Like Mikasa

And Mikasa is dummy cute for some reason

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

[warm ice]

[stuck copper]

this is so lame

they just took airstrikes and ambushes and made them into tiles

[verbal obsidian]

[warm bluff]

are any of the hololive botes good?

[verbal obsidian]

[flat palm]

Kawa and the sub are pretty decent

Rest are poopoo

[warm bluff]

[flat palm]

I can make my character a yandere

[stuck copper]

Himmel spamming lamp again

second report incoming

[frank ingot]

bad @stuck copper

[stuck copper]

utter brainlet

[frank ingot]

play the event!

[flat palm]

Hes in my fc but i think everyone kicked him

I mean blocked

[stuck copper]

ah leme do that then

yeah, just block him

@frank ingot

guy's less than useless

[tight flower]

[stuck copper]

[frank ingot]

wow toxic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tum7dljV2ts&feature=youtu.be the T3 song is such a bop

[stuck copper]

i want the sortie music

this event is one giant meme. gonna try to beat it

[wintry sonnet]

oh wow

don't think I've ever seen a ringed arizona before

talk about rarity

[frank ingot]

ring everything

[stuck copper]

no clever names

[wintry sonnet]

they can't all be wieners

[warm bluff]

clever names are hard

[stuck copper]

wait

i need to figure out a name for yamashiro when i oath her

Hairyzona

[frank ingot]

just get a bunch of blonds

and name them cleveland

[stuck copper]

[warm bluff]

i just remove the (retrofit) part

[stuck copper]

I won't have to do that with yamashiro

[wintry sonnet]

footanari neko

[stuck copper]

into the danger zone

single main gun

[wintry sonnet]

ok, got my warspoot now too

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

i need to retro her

[wintry sonnet]

had to delay it to awaken levels on my new pepega pvp fleet

[stuck copper]

but i'm broke

[wintry sonnet]

fighting lvl 120 tryhard fleets is fun with this setup

[stuck copper]

why not belfast?

or aurora

[frank ingot]

ono

[wintry sonnet]

aurora's 120 already

[frank ingot]

my friend actually watches hololive

[wintry sonnet]

and I'm too hipster for belfast

[frank ingot]

getting me into this stuff @stuck copper

[stuck copper]

london kai is kinda squishy

[frank ingot]

https://youtu.be/GOKynxEP0Rs

[wintry sonnet]

you know, funnily enough

she really does shred through people

as long as you keep her safe in the middle the damage just piles on

tho to tell you the truth cal

I'm not really buildign them into a pvp fleet

not yet at least

[stuck copper]

glavenus is a cool monster

[wintry sonnet]

right now I'm just levelling ships that I wanna have at my disposal on ch13

and pvp seemed like a good extra source of exp

they're surprisingly capable as long as it's not a complete copypasta ijn hiryuu fleet

[stuck copper]

stay tuned for the next copypasta meme fleet everybody hates but keeps using

[wintry sonnet]

sounds like you're describing pvp in al

[warm bluff]

speaking of copy paste pvp fleets

what should i use for frontline on this?

[wintry sonnet]

most people hate it, but they still do it, cause purins wont pay for themselves

[stuck copper]

belfast, aurora, sendai. pick one of these to replace ibuki with

or juneau

[warm bluff]

need ijn

[stuck copper]

i'd keep yukikaze

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

what even is hololive

sendai is ijn, you goofball

[verbal obsidian]

Martin.

[wintry sonnet]

martini pls

[warm bluff]

[warm ice]

Stop crying Ina!

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

[wintry sonnet]

hey @stuck copper did you get to T5 yet

[stuck copper]

T6

[wintry sonnet]

o

[stuck copper]

i skipped getting 3 stars

[wintry sonnet]

do purps start dropping on T5

[stuck copper]

gonna do that tomorrow

[wintry sonnet]

or

[stuck copper]

well, they do in T6

[warm bluff]

yay finally got bootleg kawawa

[stuck copper]

you enter a minecraft world to rescue your loli friends, and meet a bunch of idiots and aliens on the way

i'd have to go back to T5 to check

welcome to hololive

[wintry sonnet]

ok

I think I've had enough of the piano too now

[stuck copper]

it's so...

weird

T6 combat music is no longer the piano one. now they use it for the map.

why?

[wintry sonnet]

oh

T5 does have purple plates

[stuck copper]

piano

ya glavenus is cool

i cant wait to fight him and get mad when he carts me

[frank ingot]

ah shit

is there a different song for each boss fight

i muted T1/T2

[warm bluff]

i always keep mine muted

[frank ingot]

the boss fight songs are a bop though

kinda like melty world for kizuna ai

[warm bluff]

i'll just listen to it on youtube

[heavy whale]

Glavenus is okay

[clear gate]

https://i.redd.it/83bp8mzsfa141.jpg

[heavy whale]

And then he gets all acidic

And then you're like

whoa

Wait Minecraft?

[clear gate]

I take it you haven't started the event yet

[warm bluff]

i've been skipping all the story

there's minecraft stuff in this?

[frank ingot]

yea

vtubers love MC

[warm bluff]

[frank ingot]

i accidentally accepted all for mail s ohave to burn through 8k oil 1:1ing

to hit my cap and then a few k more to claim warehouse buildup

[solar fjord]

Degen

[warm bluff]

[frank ingot]

shes a meme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZcMOF3HzTs

lol

[warm bluff]

bootleg kawa has every stat enhanceable

she took 200 cubes

that's not lucky

you have more than that in mail alone

[heavy whale]

I have no will to do the event

[warm ice]

Ina dumb

[ornate mantle]

@warm bluff @warm ice How're you guys' rolls.

[warm bluff]

took me ~200 cubes

[warm ice]

S-h-I-t.

[ornate mantle]

250 cubes club.

[warm bluff]

[warm ice]

Collaboration rates are a lie.

[ornate mantle]

Collab Rates are a super fucking lie.

[warm bluff]

i pulled the .5% bote but didn't get another collab ssr until like 150 cubes in

[ornate mantle]

LOL. Same... on my 250th cube I got the last elite I needed.

[warm bluff]

i'm not as rich as you

[ornate mantle]

Uhhhhh, Nakiri whatever.

[warm bluff]

i'm glad i got all the elites early this time

[ornate mantle]

I got 3 Shirakami Fubuki, 1 Aqua, 1 .5 girl, 3 of the orange one, and then 1 of the Nakiri one.

[clear gate]

I don't have any of the SRs yet :3

This is a strange day for me

[ornate mantle]

200 is relatively tame on the bad luck scale.

How many times did you roll Revy.

[clear gate]

Like 30-40?

[ornate mantle]

Because if it's <100 then it's not strange at all.

[clear gate]

Normally I would have 1 by now

🦊

[ornate mantle]

Oof

So like 80 cubes.

Damn.

[clear gate]

I'm not worried yet, it's day 1

[ornate mantle]

and dock

[clear gate]

Day 1 is not the time to panic lol

[warm bluff]

there's more to life than money?

[next onyx]

really?

holy shit

[clear gate]

idk man

They say money can't buy happiness, but there isn't a problem I have that wouldn't immediately be solved by having more money

[ornate mantle]

Same.

Even not having a family can be solved via money.

[clear gate]

Just buy adopt children

[warm bluff]

[ornate mantle]

Hololive Map Soiler || What the fuck, Shirakami Fubuki meeting Kawakaze, Big LUL ||

I think so.

[clear gate]

@ornate mantle the best part is ||Shirakami Fubuki gushing over Kawakaze and how fluffy she is||

[warm bluff]

rando confirms he's rich

[clear gate]

They do share an artist after all

[ornate mantle]

|| Ikazuchi confirmed Isekai Trash fan. Holy shit, lmao. I love her now. ||

[clear gate]

||Ikazuchi is a 4th-wall breaking meme already, have you seen her stock dialog?||

[ornate mantle]

Well as they say... when Living is too easy you tend to do bad decision making.

[clear gate]

I see! So all we need to do is press that auto button in the top left and we'll be fine!

||- Ikazuchi||

[ornate mantle]

LOL

[clear gate]

Like, how can you not like this character

[ornate mantle]

Oh man I never knew that, XD

I should level her up more.

[warm bluff]

is this the boss fleet?

[clear gate]

Yes

[stuck copper]

yeah

they don't have boss icons

[ornate mantle]

You know who would be perfect for this? Langley.

[warm bluff]

ooooh that's pretty cool

[stuck copper]

beat sp. got my daily bonus. time for bed.

[ornate mantle]

I have 3 cubes now.

[warm bluff]

[clear gate]

Commander! I found a sweet way to make a ton of money! Um, it says "if you invest 10,000 coins then I can recruit 2 more people for my startup, and you'll see a monthly 30% profit",stuff like that... But what's a "startup"...?

• Ikazuchi, learning about Ponzi schemes for the first time

[ornate mantle]

lololol

[clear gate]

Sorry, pyramid schemes. It's a scam either way

[stuck copper]

training to become a mlm karen

[heavy whale]

Lmfao

[clear gate]

Inazuma also breaks the 4th wall:

Commander, no matter where you go, I will always be with you. ... However... I don't think I can... leave the boundaries of this screen...

[frank ingot]

shes just not trying hard enough tbh

[clear gate]

and

Welcome back, Commander. Even if you didn't "acquire new characters", I will always be here.

[ornate mantle]

Langley is OP. giving my Mio more EXP so she can handle harder content faster.

[clear gate]

Lol I just pulled Sora

Terrible flashbacks of pulling 3 Zuikaku from build before pulling Shoukaku

[ornate mantle]

I remember rolling 3 KGV before Bisko.

[clear gate]

It reminds me of the Zuikaku pulling bc Zuikaku was the 0.5% pull

And Sora is the 0.5% pull

[ornate mantle]

You know.

Rolling 0.5% is really depressing.

[clear gate]

lol

[ornate mantle]

It's very depressing when you roll multiple of the .5% unit instead of the rated up units.

[next onyx]

[ornate mantle]

Nakiri scared me to death.

[heavy whale]

Wdym

You're still alive

[ornate mantle]

Can we not add Ookami Mio into a dorm?

That's annoying. At least give her infinite Mood then.

[clear gate]

There was a comic about temp ships and not being able to put them in the dorm

[ornate mantle]

Oh man I'm dumb.

[clear gate]

Lemme see if I can find it

[ornate mantle]

I've been bringing her into Mob nodes too.

Yeah.

I've just been using the same fleet for mob and boss.

To save the effort of switching.

[clear gate]

I found it

[ornate mantle]

Also gives Ookami some EXP when I tag her with Langley.

[clear gate]

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3476937

[heavy whale]

Cute

[ornate mantle]

Another thing I wish is that the levels gained from the NPC would transfer over to the permanent copy.

[clear gate]

lol

[ornate mantle]

That Utawa Collab will probably never come.

Oh does she? I don't remember that happening with Lil Sandy.

[stuck copper]

got fubuki!

but i dont have a quick finisher so i can’t get her now but i see her time!

[wintry sonnet]

I mean her timer's what, 17 minutes?

[stuck copper]

17 30

is her time

[wintry sonnet]

not exactly too long of a wait then

[stuck copper]

ugh man even getting fubuki didnt get make me happier

no

my grandmother in the hospital

thanks

also is it me or fubuki is the new sandy in terms of people getting her?

all i see in chat is name got fubuki

[flat palm]

I got 3 of her before first submarine so maybe

[stuck copper]

this is why im asking

aqua skill tbh looks very good when i did the trail

u know what would be good

[flat palm]

Minato and fubuki both look like fairly good ships

Im gonna max both for sure

[stuck copper]

a kancolle collab and they put kawakaze back in a pool and give a skin for kawakaze thats the kawakaze from kancolle

tbh i would love a kancolle collab

yea sadly

but azur lane does have the upper hand tho

cause its global while kancolle is japan only

[flat palm]

Her luck stat is nice

[stuck copper]

if u have gems why not amirite

yea me poor

the only skin(s) i would buy tbh would be soras and fubukis

atleast i dont need to get lucky to get sora

so the last one i really want is ayame

is that how u spell her name?

[wintry sonnet]

ayame nakiri

[stuck copper]

wouldnt mind aqua as well i need more subs

[wintry sonnet]

and funnily enough you're not the only one having trouble getting her

[stuck copper]

even tho i got u-101 and i-19

[wintry sonnet]

couple other people seemed hard on their luck when it came to her specifically

[ornate mantle]

Yeah.

Got her on a single roll funnily enough.

[stuck copper]

seems the sr’s are easier to get this event

[ornate mantle]

After 250 cubes.

[stuck copper]

[ornate mantle]

SR's have always been easier to get that Elites.

[stuck copper]

i got fubuki after like i think 22 cubes

[ornate mantle]

It's literally a tradition.

[wintry sonnet]

that's more often than not my experience

always stuck with an elite missing

[ornate mantle]

The only ships i'm missing in my collection are Elites.

[wintry sonnet]

collection-wise things are as they'd be expected

missing 1 SR

[stuck copper]

yea i guess its harder to get elites cause there are way more of them?

[wintry sonnet]

rando's drained on oil, meanwhile I just finally managed to get below soft cap

[stuck copper]

@last kiln i would give some if i could i have 10k

[wintry sonnet]

[ornate mantle]

I'm running into the came problem as you guys earlier.

I keep running expensive fleets but somehow have more oil than when I started.

[stuck copper]

[wintry sonnet]

things got better for me when I reached T6

[stuck copper]

i didnt even start the event yet

[ornate mantle]

I'm on T4 atm.

[wintry sonnet]

now I'm just running triple kms cruiser, all 3 mlbd

[ornate mantle]

I'm trying t get Despacito some EXP.

[wintry sonnet]

only problem being event maps exp is shite

[ornate mantle]

Also a tradition.

Only slot worth the EXP in oil is the flagship.

[wintry sonnet]

I mean affection's fine too, but why not both

[ornate mantle]

You have money.

So much so that you're not happy.

One ring doesn't seem that bad.

[wintry sonnet]

please tell me SP unlocks after T6

and there's not a T7

[stuck copper]

wait is it me or mio has a louder voice then on yt?

[wintry sonnet]

thank fuck

I just wanna finish SP and be done for the day

I dont wanna lose out on that daily 800 points

mine'll have to wait a bit

cause she's lvl 1

got her today

now I just need Roon

and I'm finished with exp grinding PR1

btw did you guys get any gear skin drops so far

[stuck copper]

yea working on neptune still

i barely play

i just login everyday

[wintry sonnet]

got 3 so far, all 3 from T5 incidentally

also, daily login's fine, but you propably might want to at least do your 3 daily battles on top of it

for those 3 cubes you get

cubes are the one thing you should never be skimping on

[steep scarab]

[wintry sonnet]

I'll be happy if I can get back to 300 by then

I feel more at home having at least 300 cubes to spend

[ornate mantle]

Same.

I'm starting from 0 right now though.

So we'll see how my luck treats me.

[wintry sonnet]

you know, I'm still not sure how to feel about this event overall, plot-wise

[warm bluff]

[wintry sonnet]

with all the random shit going on and all the meinkraft references crammed into everything

it feels less like a hololive collab and more like a meinkraft collab with hololive characters

tho maybe it's because I know little of hololive so the meinkraft references stick out much more

[ornate mantle]

I just like when || Fubuki says she oathed Kawakaze and Zuikaku ||

I had a trip there.

[steep scarab]

@wintry sonnet

[warm bluff]

@steep scarab

[wintry sonnet]

oh, kick ass

there's no 3*ing SP

[ornate mantle]

Only goes up to T6 is nice.

[wintry sonnet]

so, SP is supposed to be what

95-100 lvl?

[ornate mantle]

Is it?

Really light hearted event.

That's always nice to see.

[wintry sonnet]

wait

now that I think about it

is there no medal for completing the event?

[ornate mantle]

There is one.

[wintry sonnet]

oh, do I have to 3* all the maps or

[ornate mantle]

In Port Terminal.

I'm assuming that's the trophy.

[wintry sonnet]

oh, that

[ornate mantle]

Time locked trophy is new if that is the trophy.

[wintry sonnet]

eh, I'll just throw whatever into SP for now

cba to figure optimal comp

I wanna go to sleep

[ornate mantle]

I'm gonna save SP for later.

Just wanna finish T6.

[warm bluff]

[wintry sonnet]

yea, 800 points isn't a small number

[ornate mantle]

Oh wow.

And only level 100?

That's mindless point gain.

Might just do it then.

[wintry sonnet]

not even all lvl 100

did you do sp already aran?

ah

did they mention how many fleets you gotta pop before boss spawn

fk

ok, worse case scenario I'll use subs to shove through

[steep scarab]

[warm bluff]

[wintry sonnet]

I need to make it a habit to remember we have an aux that reduces dmg taken from sirens

[ornate mantle]

What aux does that.

[steep scarab]

Tfw you have to +10 an aux just to get the event trophy

[warm bluff]

[wintry sonnet]

just another day in bonjour lane

...

[steep scarab]

What happen now qan?

[wintry sonnet]

I wanna strangle someone

[steep scarab]

What lvl?

Lol

[wintry sonnet]

the level isnt the issue here

[steep scarab]

I have a fleet specificallg for that

[wintry sonnet]

well, I just wasted 7 battles for nothing

[warm bluff]

ooooh i need to keep that in mind

[steep scarab]

Lol

[ornate mantle]

Wait what.

[steep scarab]

[ornate mantle]

wdym 7 battles for nothing.

OH.

[wintry sonnet]

I mean I can still A rank it

[steep scarab]

He didn’t bring asw

[ornate mantle]

LOLOL

I just realized.

I loaded my entire frontline with ASW when I realized a sub was in this collab.

[wintry sonnet]

fuck it I wanna sleep

I cba to redo all this just to S rank

[steep scarab]

@wintry sonnet

[warm bluff]

[wintry sonnet]

oh, wait

they are

huh

ok, what the actual fuck

so there are submarines but the bosses aren't submarines?

[warm bluff]

[wintry sonnet]

why the fuck does it show aqua then

you dotn even fight her

it's murasaki and somebody

I didnt even notice who cause she melted

[steep scarab]

I think you’re being brainwashed by aqua qan

[wintry sonnet]

right, so submarines are literally just a bait

to get you to put up asw equipment

[tight flower]

[wintry sonnet]

unless it's random bosses

and you COULD get any of the 7 girls in a pair

[steep scarab]

Inb4

Two aquas

[ornate mantle]

It's like you really need to optimize Aux for this event.

Just stick on some ASW for whatever the fuck and let it spin.

Omfg.

Destroying specific ships to get access to the boss is annoying.

[somber halo]

[wintry sonnet]

ohai

look at this trihard I found in pvp

[somber halo]

[ornate mantle]

I need to hurry the fuck up and hoard as many cubes as possible.

[heavy whale]

220 cubes here

[warm bluff]

[ornate mantle]

Oof.

3*ing T5 requires 40 runs.

Yeah.

A lot of TIme Gates stuff.

You can def stop now.

But I'll keep going for the 1k.

How much is it to clear shop.

Oh 40k points huh.

Damn.

[warm bluff]

what do these thingies mean?

[ornate mantle]

24k points is something they'll get easily though.

I'd imagine it would just be newcomers.

That will have a hard time.

[steep scarab]

Oh nice

The ex is easy

It’s pretty easy

[warm bluff]

sounds difficult

[cosmic pier]

oh

about time