avrora-general

[ornate mantle]

I got decimated.

[warm bluff]

Took 80 cubes for u47

[ornate mantle]

Not bad at all though.

You're at a good point to hoard cubes for next event.

I might just have a thing for glasses now too.

Thicc + Glasses.

Is just an incredible combo.

[heavy whale]

degen

all we need now is a scharnhorst skin

[warm bluff]

[heavy whale]

ok fine, and some loli skin

happy?

[dense wing]

smh

I also would like a scharnhorst skin

I think she is cool

[heavy whale]

pls

spee and deutschland both got a L2D skin

give them the same treatment

[deft island]

Scharnhorst deserves some love too just like her sister UwU

[heavy whale]

oh yes

plenty of love

since they were both forgotten

[ornate mantle]

I'd love a Scharn skin too.

[deft island]

Gneisenau got a L2D skin treatment though

[ornate mantle]

Maybe Scharn will get an Xmas skin.

[deft island]

L2D

[ornate mantle]

YES

L2D

[dense wing]

[heavy whale]

should i retrain myself to playing on mouse and keyboard

or just play more monster hunter

or sleep hella early

[round grove]

You could play MHW on M+K

[heavy whale]

heresy

[ornate mantle]

That 200 gems also got me the Smalley skin.

Only thing I feel like I'm missing tbh is the Nelson skin.

Will wait until next halloween to get it

[stuck copper]

@ornate mantle

[ornate mantle]

@stuck copper

So i'm not sure if I should bother doing the Hard mode maps.

What are the benefits.

[round grove]

If you can, your time is better spent doing hard mode because of much increased event point gain

also tougher enemies, so more XP

Granted, may result in higher oil costs

[ornate mantle]

Hmmmmmm.

Not sure, are the rates for dropping Deutschland higher in hard mode?

[round grove]

Point differences, bearing in mind that each A/B map only gets a x3 bonus once a day

[ornate mantle]

Iirc it was about the same.

[round grove]

There's no proof that hard mode have "better" ship drop rates

[ornate mantle]

Okay.

I thought that was the case.

Yeah, I'm not sure then. I only need 10k points for the ship and magtorps.

And the guns.

[stuck copper]

the thing is u can 1:1 norm and hard

but ull probably get ur oils worth doing hard right

[ornate mantle]

You can 1:1 both i'm sure.

D4 isn't higher than Level 85 IIRC

[round grove]

You definitely can 1:1 C maps, at least for mob fleet

D maps might be dicier, if only because of stat requirements

[ornate mantle]

Deutschland drops in C maps.

[round grove]

C4

[ornate mantle]

So that Might be as far as I go after 3*ing the normal ones.

Yeah C4.

The level for C4 is about 75-80 right.

Oh hell even lower.

Yeah I might just stop there if the DMaps have no significant equipment drops.

[cosmic pier]

my body is crumbling apart

[stuck copper]

I didn't know formidable has extra voice lines

do any other ships have that

[ornate mantle]

Maybe the newer ones like Zara.

[solar fjord]

speaking of voice lines

Bataan VA is a cutie

[cosmic pier]

ur a cutie

[solar fjord]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/528197562998718474/617405280606617757/Sheffi2.gif

[ornate mantle]

Gneis has a great VA.

LOL

I just bought the Rainbow torps an it disappeared.

[solar fjord]

[ornate mantle]

where the fuck is my rainbow torp.

[cosmic pier]

welcome to al

[ornate mantle]

Even shop is also bugged.

Bought the Rainbow Mags.

Didn't give me Rainbow Mags.

Bought the Gold Quads.

Showed I bought the BB gun.

Didn't give me the Gold Quads or the BB Gun.

[stuck copper]

@ornate mantle

[ornate mantle]

@stuck copper

[cosmic pier]

dam Im getting a discount on the update size

[ornate mantle]

So hotfix has reset shop.

but All my points are gone.

[cosmic pier]

did u get the monthly bote or 1 coin

saw that happen

[ornate mantle]

Neither.

Like I said.

Bought Rainbow Torps.

Nothing Happened.

And no Rainbow Torp came.

Bought the Qud Mag.

Said I bought BB gun.

[cosmic pier]

i asked bout the monthly login bote

[ornate mantle]

And then gave me neither.

[cosmic pier]

not what you wanted to buy on your shopping trip

[ornate mantle]

I wanted Memphis on my shopping trip.

So relevant.

[stuck copper]

thanks for letting me know not to buy anything

[dense wing]

pls refer to #known-bugs guys tank u

[stuck copper]

@stuck copper Have you see it?

seen what

[solar fjord]

tank u?

[cosmic pier]

airplane u

[solar fjord]

sub u

[cosmic pier]

dub u

[solar fjord]

https://twitter.com/aniplex_plus/status/1190177071009415168?s=20 wanna buy me this

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[cosmic pier]

ye

i'll buy it for you

just gimme the money first

[solar fjord]

that's Inaba's job

[rich gazelle]

Dat selective cropping tho

[solar fjord]

[ornate mantle]

[stuck copper]

get a time machine and buy the right one 1 yr ago

[cosmic pier]

imma buy you one year ago

[stuck copper]

neat

i made formidable my wife with the extra gems we got

[stuck copper]

my cube stash: an attempt on my life has made me scarred and deformed

but i got u47 doe

[solar fjord]

worth

[stuck copper]

i was lucky and got her in a couple pulls

my cube count wasnt as girthy as some of yalls at the start

blew like 80 cubes, only have 70 left

hopefully devs dont pull a kizuna for us an release collab w/ another event

i actually need some of the kizunas

though

they dont count to % do they

[solar fjord]

collabs dont

[cosmic pier]

except pr

[stuck copper]

wym

ok nice

i dont have all the kizunas or neps

[dense wing]

smh

[solar fjord]

@cosmic pier

[cosmic pier]

[ivory plover]

The madlad

[stuck copper]

Dummy THICC

at least retro her

[solar fjord]

And ruin her?

[stuck copper]

i have a retrod yamashiro and she does fine

i dont believe in not limit breaking or not retrofitting

thats just dumb

stat chasing

[wintry sonnet]

to be fair if you retro yamashiro, she no longer counts for the BB requirement in hard mode

so in a way keeping her non-retro means you can use her in more places without sacrificing oil

[cosmic pier]

sacrificing

[stuck copper]

id rather then get a second yama to use non retroed

[steep scarab]

@cosmic pier

[cosmic pier]

@steep scarab

[warm bluff]

Gems!

I was just about to run out of dock space

[steep scarab]

@warm bluff

[warm bluff]

@steep scarab

[steep scarab]

@wintry sonnet

[wintry sonnet]

que?

[cosmic pier]

how dare you ping the great potato

congrats aqu u just got subscribed to avrora's service of getting randomly pinged for no reason

[wintry sonnet]

my longtime dream

[stuck copper]

return the favor by pinging them back for no reason

[wintry sonnet]

having to stop everythign I'm doing to look over discord

[cosmic pier]

I mean you dont have to

unless if your pings are supposed to be life n death matters

[wintry sonnet]

I mean it could be an important ping

[cosmic pier]

"HEY AQUAN THEY JUST RELEASED A FEET SKIN @ AQUAN"

[stuck copper]

the fuck was that forced update?

[wintry sonnet]

what, you expect an explanation as to why you have to update?

[stuck copper]

i can't buy chips or oil anymore

[wintry sonnet]

no no, only once out of 5 updates do you get a list of fixes

[stuck copper]

but i got a refresh on those juicy PR prints, so it's cool

[wintry sonnet]

other 4 you gotta prowl trello to figure it out on your own

[cosmic pier]

this has to be the saddest thing that's happened in all of al so far, anime, game, anything

[stuck copper]

top 10 anime betrayals

[cosmic pier]

azuru rein, the war that no one's allowed to die in

[stuck copper]

why is hood even around? didn't she sink or something?

[cosmic pier]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/440752961279492108/639805402330038272/LilShark.jpg

they just remade her duh

[stuck copper]

then why not make more than one?

meta lane

only the strong get to fight

[cosmic pier]

cuz they cant use more than 1 of her in 1 fleet

so they just built 1

[stuck copper]

just build 10 enterprise

[cosmic pier]

pls

dont do this to me

[stuck copper]

she's obviously the best

[cosmic pier]

hornet like

"YOU THOUGHT IT WAS DIO"

[stuck copper]

sakura empire's got no chance against all them entys

[cosmic pier]

"BUT IT WAS ME, BIGGU WASPU"

[stuck copper]

YO

[cosmic pier]

YO

[stuck copper]

YoYo's Unusual Undertakings

[cosmic pier]

"you thought you were killing this char"

"but it was me, bodyblock-kun!"

[warm ice]

[steep scarab]

bleh, i think i just ate expired noodles

[cosmic pier]

just spit em out

[steep scarab]

i did

[flat palm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/304761882277969923/639813068934873128/Screenshot_20191101-140816_Azur_Lane.jpg

?

[stuck copper]

less than 2000

[flat palm]

does it have to be less than

wtf

thats so dumb

[cosmic pier]

lol

[steep scarab]

@flat palm

[flat palm]

hai

howd the noodles taste

[steep scarab]

hallo

tastes bad

[warm bluff]

[flat palm]

rip

[steep scarab]

[cosmic pier]

https://gfycat.com/lividbaggyfattaileddunnart

[steep scarab]

welp rip snacks

[cosmic pier]

[steep scarab]

@cosmic pier

ill get bronya

[cosmic pier]

um

ok

[steep scarab]

hor

[cosmic pier]

um

ok

[steep scarab]

den

jaguar will die

[cosmic pier]

awesome

[steep scarab]

btw rei

i heard

[cosmic pier]

ur mom gay?

[steep scarab]

there was a minigun weapon

[cosmic pier]

nice

go get it

[steep scarab]

idk how to get it tho

[cosmic pier]

find out

[verbal obsidian]

URUKA

WOW

[flat palm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHJB5OFpEDM

[clear gate]

Rats, I was hoping to keep my extra magtorps

[stuck copper]

kinda lame

at least i get to keep my extra PR prints

at the cost of 1k chips

[flat palm]

huh

what happened

oh

i see lol

[clear gate]

The exchange reset for some people

[stuck copper]

it also shuffled things around

i bought all the PR prints but none of the chips

now i can buy the prints again but no chips

oil is gone too, but i don't give a fuck about that. it's barely worth it anyway

[warm bluff]

[clear gate]

Actually buying the oil is a net gain

If you run efficiently

[stuck copper]

i was pretty much done yesterday. i don't need it.

[clear gate]

Fair

[stuck copper]

only reason i keep farming is because of how long it takes for them to take away my third torp and refund my 6k

i want to finish things now, not next week

i wish we could keep the third torp as an early bird bonus

[steep scarab]

@last kiln

[heavy whale]

Intern-kun pfp

[somber halo]

@dense wing pst kawa, who's bday is it

[dense wing]

wot!

[somber halo]

i thought i got free gems in the mail because its my bday

[dense wing]

ooh no its for!
I forgot

[somber halo]

but then i reread the msg and its someone from yostar

[dense wing]

rhe art contest

ya I have no idea what it means lol

[steep scarab]

@dense wing

[somber halo]

okay @steep scarab spill da beans

[verbal obsidian]

AHHHHHHHHHH

[steep scarab]

wat?

[verbal obsidian]

ITS FRAYYA

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FRAYAYAYAYA

[somber halo]

who's bday is it

hi

[verbal obsidian]

AYAYA

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ok bye

[steep scarab]

@somber halo 🎂

@verbal obsidian

[somber halo]

not yet but soon

but i am genuinely curious to which staff it could be

nb4imstaff

[heavy whale]

AMAGI PLUSHIE

[somber halo]

:amagijudge:

but fr tho who made the wedding skin rumor

[stuck copper]

plushies hahahahaha

[steep scarab]

@somber halo

[stuck copper]

en u played yourselves

[somber halo]

[stuck copper]

apparenty it was fkin 3c on yt

[somber halo]

idm plushies

wished i could get roon tho

so she can protecc me at night

[stuck copper]

thank god it's over

laffey plushie does sound nice tbh

[somber halo]

but bisko will do instead

[stuck copper]

Oh. Yay. Plushies for top 3 ships. That no one can buy cuz AX exclusives

i just wish bel could have made it into 3rd

[somber halo]

AX is huge man

[stuck copper]

felt kinda pointless tbh

[somber halo]

den plushies will be sold out immediately

[stuck copper]

only a fraction of us are going to get something out of it

Yea but there’s 80,000 members of this discord alone and more people besides that that play the game

at least give them skins

[somber halo]

most of #degeneral is SEA

[stuck copper]

A minuscule fraction of that will be at AX

Basically pointless

yeah true

so much sea

[somber halo]

i might wanna try to go to AX next year

AL booth was too crowded, hopefully they remember to manage next time

[stuck copper]

If you do, buy us all Laffey plushes

[somber halo]

im guesstimating the prices

would be around $40

but if you buy it from a third-party merchant, they rack up the price to $70

[stuck copper]

still cheaper than going to AX

[somber halo]

which is what i saw akaga plushies for at crunchyroll expo

sure

im pretty ranobe, kawa, and avrora would be there too if they want

[stuck copper]

"let's hold this long-ass contest to determine which plushies we make, which we will then sell to nobody"

just put them on the store smh

[somber halo]

online store would be good

[stuck copper]

Seriously they would make so much money if they put them on the store

[somber halo]

i still have no idea when my book is coming tho

[stuck copper]

they really would

Same tho

more figurines and plushies and pillows etc

there's a chance there's some sort of bigger picture to it though. we'll see.

[somber halo]

tbh, unofficial merch looks better than official merch

[stuck copper]

maybe it's a timed exclusive

[somber halo]

just like my choukai pillow, the million charms on my keyring, and etc

[stuck copper]

if they won't sell it, somebody else will

[cosmic pier]

ban for buying unoff merch

shoulda tried harder to make bulin purin win

for em plushs

[somber halo]

so sad

[cosmic pier]

descpatito play alexa

[somber halo]

bet you most of those votes are casual players tho

[stuck copper]

not sure tbh

no idea who'd vote for bismarck and amagi

laffey i can sort of understand

[somber halo]

you got a point

considering event exclusives

[cosmic pier]

metaslavs

[stuck copper]

amagi has been out and unvavailable for a long-ass time

[cosmic pier]

there's also the sheep

reddit was all like

"VOTE THIS VOTE THAT WRYYYYYYYYYY"

[stuck copper]

if you tell me to vote for something, i won't vote for it, just to spite you

[cosmic pier]

also there's some people like synd who literally go eat everything up about a char on wiki

[stuck copper]

unless it's something i would have voted for anyway

[somber halo]

all the botes i voted for were all underdogs

[stuck copper]

it's probably a ton of hardcore players farming a billion ballots

or something

[somber halo]

kinda knew they werent gonna win anyways

maybe

it would have reflected on the web rankings too

[stuck copper]

i slacked off quite a bit

[somber halo]

unless the winners were botted to win

[stuck copper]

didn't really care about it

[somber halo]

wedding skin is still not a good incentive overall

[stuck copper]

imagine being one of those that thought they'd get wedding skins, just to get an AX plushie instead

[cosmic pier]

looks at a buncha people here

[somber halo]

sometimes, idk if ppl can even think for themselves nowadays

[cosmic pier]

can u

[somber halo]

just being sheep

[cosmic pier]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/466250908682944522/638494257153310730/unknown_65.png?width=500&height=307

fray put this on your pfp

[stuck copper]

it's safer not to, because the rest of the sheep will protect you

[somber halo]

but its padoru season rn

[cosmic pier]

time to draw a sheepdoru

[verbal obsidian]

i'm also sure there was a way to cheat and get ballots

[stuck copper]

that's an interesting pfp

[verbal obsidian]

just like how those stupid accounts were made

it moves if u have gifs enabled

[cosmic pier]

me: im gonna vote x, or y
some people here: BUT SHE ALREADY HAS A WEDDING SKIN REEEE
me: well who cares

then again i never voted cuz lel web voting

he meant its an interesting gif pfp you dumbdiot

[stuck copper]

it doesn't even matter. it should be obvious that i'm referring to the boobs

[somber halo]

picture too small for me to visibly see

[verbal obsidian]

but its boobs of best girl

also every other server has started with "wtf is that pfp, a butt?"

[stuck copper]

i got sniper eagle omega boob-tracking eyes

[verbal obsidian]

a man of culture as well i see

[somber halo]

cant spell breast without best

[verbal obsidian]

exactly

[cosmic pier]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/440763562105765888/638737746663440395/unknown.png

[stuck copper]

it's a compliment

[somber halo]

my mail is so backed up rn

[cosmic pier]

hoardin mails

[stuck copper]

i cracked them all. couldn't be assed to memorize which number i'm at just to figure out whether or not i have new mail

[somber halo]

im over soft cap on oil lately because im distracted by discord to actually play

[cosmic pier]

understandable
I keep considering deleting discord but then I'll lose contact with my sugar daddies n stuff

[stuck copper]

for the record: i am not one of them

i only deal in lewds

[cosmic pier]

the fact you jump in just to say you aint one of em

makes you suspicious

[stuck copper]

i expected it, and i didn't care

[somber halo]

sugar daddies?

i want milk mommies instead

[stuck copper]

yeah, that sounds nicer

[cosmic pier]

cal stole em all

[stuck copper]

i wish

[cosmic pier]

he got that more login days bonus

[stuck copper]

they might get me stuff for xmas, but that's about it

and it's not like i ask for it

i am too proud for that

[somber halo]

im too old to get stuff

i only get verbal appreciation

[stuck copper]

better than verbal abuse

unless that's your thing

[cosmic pier]

[steep scarab]

[cosmic pier]

he verbally aboozes me every other day

[somber halo]

sticks and stones

may break bones

but i still want girls to step on me

[cosmic pier]

last year someone randomly gave me 40$ in al cuz 'ur funny' on christmas

guess being a clown pays

[somber halo]

nb4 it was a gril

and rei didnt follow the signs

[stuck copper]

"rei-kun. onegai."

"please date"

[somber halo]

i feel bad whenever a girl pays

[cosmic pier]

i mean he had a gf at that point

unless if he was a grill

and gae

[somber halo]

he

[stuck copper]

you don't want to know

how many guys are looking for something else

despite being in a relationship

they don't give a fuck

[somber halo]

even if its morally bad

i can understand

[stuck copper]

that's the thing

to them, it's often not

because their partner is "lacking", so they feel entitled to it

[somber halo]

entitled, doubt but there is always something missing

[cosmic pier]

ENtitled

[somber halo]

would rather get it out of their system until they become worse

[stuck copper]

that would require balls

which they don't have

[somber halo]

its both sides in most cases

if either never compromise

[stuck copper]

probably

[somber halo]

then they just have to do it behind their backs

[stuck copper]

do it like we did

[somber halo]

the argument to me sounds like extremes whether there is reason or not

[heavy whale]

oh

[stuck copper]

make it open, date other people, realize they're all trash, learn to appreciate what you have

boom. relationship saved.

[somber halo]

those are indeed options

[heavy whale]

well boys we did it

[somber halo]

but relationships have to follow the cookie cutter standard

[heavy whale]

rocky relationships are no more

[somber halo]

according to most ppl

[cosmic pier]

imma have a rocky relationship with you

and rock you till you die

[somber halo]

but everyone is different

im not necessarily defending ppl who do bad things intentionally

[stuck copper]

i admit it's difficult

[somber halo]

but i do understand ppl have needs to be met

[stuck copper]

especially if you're too dumb to figure out what's wrong in the first place

[somber halo]

i mean, thats what being young is

[stuck copper]

and i sort of can't blame you. it's hard.

[somber halo]

the more difficulty you go through the faster you'll learn

[stuck copper]

once you hit 30 or so, you'll realize you were still growing up

[somber halo]

woooooot

[stuck copper]

and you probably still are

[somber halo]

kill me now pls

birthdays are very depress

[stuck copper]

i guess

but they also represent another year of survival

[cosmic pier]

99% of internet: dont even remind me of my birthdays it makes me remember im getting old

[somber halo]

well ya kno

its fun until you're past 22

then you want it to stop

[cosmic pier]

i wanted to stop when I was like 10

[stuck copper]

nah

a life without lewds is not worth living

[cosmic pier]

i woulda been fine with bein a 10yo kid forever

[stuck copper]

and having your dad yell at you all day? pass.

[cosmic pier]

he didnt back then

it mostly started from when I was like 12-13

[somber halo]

for me was pretty much from 2 to high school

[stuck copper]

i fucking love it when my dad visits us and has to play by my rules.

[somber halo]

at high school, they didnt care

[cosmic pier]

lel

"this is my land now, muahahaha"

[stuck copper]

the tables have turned, old man

[cosmic pier]

well life started getting all depressing for me after we changed cities
before that it was all happeh n shit

[somber halo]

my parents are nice people but we have completely different life viewpoints and thats why we never get along

[cosmic pier]

got home, went out to play with other kids, came back at night, slept

rince and repeat

[somber halo]

being born a guy is pretty cool until you're a real adult

there's a lot to be expected

[cosmic pier]

my parents were like expected me to become some greatly great top student so just sent me to like some of the strictest schools around

then got angeri when marks were shite

fun times

[somber halo]

i was a great test taker but im lazy af

always got yelled at whenever report cards have a lot of missing homework remark

[cosmic pier]

my highest academical achievement was when i just randomly filled out the answers on a multi option test

[stuck copper]

imagine doing homework

[cosmic pier]

and somehow got highest marks

they wanted to interview me and i was like pls no

it was some idk what important exam

guess rng wasnt on my side that time

[somber halo]

imagine being an adult with a job that requires you to do homework

[stuck copper]

you were born in iran. rng has never been on your side

[cosmic pier]

u rite

[warm ice]

You’d think being the son of one of the higher ups in the school district would put a ton of expectation on me, but nope, I had a pretty normal run at school.

[somber halo]

i would rather be at work longer than go home and work

[cosmic pier]

just work at home

[somber halo]

nah, i tried that with online college

the distract and freedom is ez to abuse

[stuck copper]

they're super strict about being punctual over here, so i made it a point to drop my work the minute my shift was over "fuck y'all. i'll do it tomorrow. bye" lmao

[cosmic pier]

nice

[somber halo]

i cant do that

i always feel bad esp if i dump my work on someone else

[stuck copper]

if you're late twice, even if it's just two minutes, you can get fired

[somber halo]

[stuck copper]

perfectly legal

i just returned the favor. is all.

especially since they won't pay you if you don't do at least x minutes overtime

so please excuse me while i don't give a fuck about other people

[somber halo]

my coworkers were trying to tell me exactly this a while ago

i just cant

so im always left alone finishing

[stuck copper]

i'm just he kind of person that pushes back when pushed. leave me alone and i don't mind doing you a favor

[somber halo]

but just finishing their work is the only favor i'll do for them

if they leave early, i wont clock them for any more time after that

[stuck copper]

we used to take turns taking unofficial breaks

[somber halo]

thats hot

its even better if you guys are in sync about taking turns taking breaks

[cosmic pier]

the teamwork spirit

[stuck copper]

things were slow during certain times of the day. you didn't need two of us, so one could always take a break

[somber halo]

yes, the team work spirit of not working with each other

sounds like a nice job

i would want that

[stuck copper]

team spirit of cooperative slacking off

[somber halo]

exactly

[cosmic pier]

best spirit

[stuck copper]

but you always had that one guy

[somber halo]

my work is fast pace unfortunately and everyone has to take breaks and lunch at the same time

[stuck copper]

that one fucking guy

who'd be like "well, if you're bored, you can search for work"

nobody liked that guy

[cosmic pier]

off that guy in a dark backalley

[stuck copper]

fucking nobody

he still works there today, and he refuses to retire

[somber halo]

if you can do your gdam work correctly, then i wouldnt mind w/e ppl do

[warm bluff]

[somber halo]

i need to host a team meeting at work next week 😔

we're getting too many complaints lately

[cosmic pier]

gonna gather up your harem huh

[somber halo]

being me and being a lead is two different things

i hate going on a power trip but it seems like a necessary evil atm

[warm bluff]

Frayya rich

[somber halo]

wat

well

its payday weekend

what service do you give me

[cosmic pier]

he succs u

i'll pay you 1k iranian currency

[somber halo]

googles iran money

[stuck copper]

it's probably a fraction of a cent

[somber halo]

oh

way less

$0.024

[cosmic pier]

that's still a fraction

[stuck copper]

technically, yes

[cosmic pier]

also google exchange still has it incorrect

[somber halo]

[cosmic pier]

well, technically, it has it correct but

[somber halo]

well fuck you google

excuse me rei

[cosmic pier]

the price it shows is for the higher up plebs

[somber halo]

wtf

[cosmic pier]

for us common folks

its the wrong price

[somber halo]

then dont be a common folk

u pleb

[cosmic pier]

i wanna upgrade to a corpse

[stuck copper]

i told you

git gud

then leave

and don't forget to marry so you can't get deported

[cosmic pier]

like google rn says 1 usd is 42105 rials but its actually sth around 120k rials

time to go over and marry frayya then divorce

[somber halo]

wait what do i get

[cosmic pier]

an act of kindness done

[stuck copper]

his eternal gratitude

[cosmic pier]

[somber halo]

"gratitude"

dis dik

[cosmic pier]

you cant spell gratitude without tit

ok bye

[somber halo]

send bob 4 prewf

[stuck copper]

this thing looks mildly lewd

[somber halo]

2smol

[cosmic pier]

u look mildly lewd

[somber halo]

why thx i try

[stuck copper]

you don't know what i look like

[cosmic pier]

you look like a hooman

and hoomans are lewd

[somber halo]

i'll just celebrate bday this weekend and eff the rest of my life

[stuck copper]

maybe that's what i want you to think

[cosmic pier]

i dont think

no

[stuck copper]

happy birthday

[ornate mantle]

@somber halo

You get my eternal admiration.

[somber halo]

[cosmic pier]

[somber halo]

no 25-hour party this year

[ornate mantle]

What at work?

[somber halo]

nah just by myself

[ornate mantle]

Why aren’t you having a 25-hour party

[somber halo]

because my bday isnt on the end of daylight savings this year

[cosmic pier]

smh

[somber halo]

smh hms

[cosmic pier]

[somber halo]

he has a point

[ornate mantle]

So I applied for this position in a tech company and their main test was a 10-key stroke, but I had to do it 3 min after waking up and on my laptop that has a tendency to stab my forarm while I’m typing.

[stuck copper]

get some of those ear protection thingies. makes the noise more tolerable

[ornate mantle]

Or, while I’m using the number pad

[warm bluff]

[ornate mantle]

I barely managed to hit a decent score.

[somber halo]

you'd be surprised how many adults still dont know how to use a computer

[cosmic pier]

but why did you have to do it 3 mins after woke

[stuck copper]

"i wanted to show you how i perform under extreme conditions"

[cosmic pier]

[somber halo]

[ornate mantle]

Because I was sleeping, a phone call woke me up, and the guy was like “We want you, but do this test I just sent it to you, get t back to me within 20 min.”

[cosmic pier]

the decisions rollin in

[somber halo]

damn

[cosmic pier]

rip

[somber halo]

thats dedication

ppl would normally be pissed

[ornate mantle]

And I was like “Holy shiiiiiiit”.

[stuck copper]

"brave of you to assume i have 20 minutes"

[cosmic pier]

why get pissed if you're lookin for jobs and they send stuff saying they want you n all that

[somber halo]

giornotheme.mp3

[ornate mantle]

It’s a barely above min wage job, but it lets me start early and work around helping my family that’s nearby... so I want the position

[somber halo]

true

[cosmic pier]

whats min wage over there again

[ornate mantle]

Also it apparently has a high rate of giving out overtime.

[somber halo]

depends on the area

[ornate mantle]

Min-wage depends on state.

[cosmic pier]

kinda askin your area

[stuck copper]

he wants to know how much shittier he has it

[cosmic pier]

[ornate mantle]

Bumblefuck California has a min wage of $12/hr

[cosmic pier]

i wanna cry for a sec

[stuck copper]

damn, son

[somber halo]

you got one second

[stuck copper]

that's rei's monthly allowance

[cosmic pier]

[ornate mantle]

I mean living conditions are different I’d imagine.

Well wtf I know jack shit about Iran tbh.

[stuck copper]

too bad you can't move to the US because you are considered a terrorist

[cosmic pier]

min wage monthly here barely amounts to 80$

[ornate mantle]

Other than its middle eastern and its currency sounds like it could be a monster in the shield hero.

[somber halo]

min monthly wage

[ornate mantle]

@stuck copper : Might be overboard but idk.

[somber halo]

if i can live without staving and a house, then im completely fine

[ornate mantle]

Dude $80 feeds me for two weeks wtf.

[cosmic pier]

yeah well barely anything is left after covering life expenses

[stuck copper]

my wife said they wouldn't let a guy in because he went to iran on vacation

[cosmic pier]

[ornate mantle]

Depends on the geopolitical landscape, but it’s happened. Yes.

[somber halo]

they also ask you those questions on medical exams as well

[stuck copper]

some dude in the family or something

white af but he still got into trouble

[ornate mantle]

It happens.

Moving on, the job is something I really want, lol.

[somber halo]

rei coersed him to the dark side

[ornate mantle]

And I can potentially start as soon as next week.

[somber halo]

thats good

[stuck copper]

yeah, sure. was just an off-beat joke

[somber halo]

its great you have the choice

[ornate mantle]

It’s a lot better than most positions I’ve been vying for.

[cosmic pier]

choices are just a lie

[ornate mantle]

Like, dish washer.

Or, delivery driver

[somber halo]

deltarune intensifies

[ornate mantle]

It pays about 14-15 an hour

[somber halo]

my job is like that

but i like the hours

[ornate mantle]

But it doesn’t have guaranteed hours

And works about as much as a part time employee.

So it’s not great.

Overall lower than the positions I did the 10-key stroke for just now.

[somber halo]

is it a sitting job

[ornate mantle]

Yes

[somber halo]

well, i want to join

[ornate mantle]

Cmon over.

[somber halo]

how far are you again

[cosmic pier]

wait

fray

[somber halo]

hi

[cosmic pier]

you were supposed to mary me

[ornate mantle]

I’m in CA

[cosmic pier]

[somber halo]

i mean which part

im up here in san jose

[cosmic pier]

all the parts

[somber halo]

[ornate mantle]

Inland Empire

[somber halo]

oh my

[ornate mantle]

Over here in Ontario

[somber halo]

owait

[ornate mantle]

You’re about 5 hours from me

Sorry, 6.

[somber halo]

oh

nvm

i knew it sounded familiar

rip

[ornate mantle]

One of the first questions on google.

“Is San Jose a safe place to live.”

[somber halo]

loloolololollool

i mean

its the 10th most populated city in the US

gotta get into the specifics

[ornate mantle]

You’ve had some of the lowest crime rates in CA too.

[stuck copper]

I am also in California

[somber halo]

where were you at AX appl

[heavy whale]

epic win

[ornate mantle]

He was

[somber halo]

[ornate mantle]

We tried to congregate with Apple.

But to no avail.

[somber halo]

thats hot

[stuck copper]

Out of all the people here I was only able to meet Kawa & Avrora

[ornate mantle]

No it’s about 80 degrees in my room.

[somber halo]

im freezing my ass up here

can we trade

[ornate mantle]

Sure.

[cosmic pier]

why are you only freezing your ass

[ornate mantle]

It never snows in Southern California.

[somber halo]

it never snows here either but its windy af

we have rocks

for beaches

[ornate mantle]

You swim through rock?

[cosmic pier]

azu gets all the bitches

[somber halo]

wat no

assuming i can swim

[ornate mantle]

[cosmic pier]

just

[ornate mantle]

Oh man.

[cosmic pier]

flap your hands n legs

100% guaranteed

[somber halo]

pls

[ornate mantle]

Why do that when you can just drown.

[somber halo]

twigs cant move water

[ornate mantle]

Pursue the sweet release.

[somber halo]

surprisingly

pretending to drown is the best way for me to float

[heavy whale]

[ornate mantle]

I once showed my friend I could hold my breathe under water at a water park.

And the staff got really mad.

[somber halo]

im almost same

i was not allowed to go to the deep end while using floating devices

[ornate mantle]

Wait what the fuck.

Bisko got 3rd place.

[somber halo]

wait

[ornate mantle]

How the fuck???????

[cosmic pier]

by getting enough votes to land in third

[ornate mantle]

No you dingbat.

[somber halo]

that laffey comeback

[ornate mantle]

She was second with a pretty solid lead on laffey.

[cosmic pier]

web votes

[ornate mantle]

When the contest ended.

[cosmic pier]

or some shit

[somber halo]

yesterday

[ornate mantle]

Fuck.

[stuck copper]

doesnt matter, does it?

[somber halo]

ig

[stuck copper]

they're still going to make a plushie out of her

[somber halo]

since its top 3 anyways

doesnt discern what certain places get

despite laffey being my starter

i still would have wanted bisko to be the winner

also z23 passed up roon at the last second as well

[stuck copper]

at least my pick made it into the top10. i would have cast off my humanity if she didn't.

[somber halo]

i wonder

what happened to taihou

how did she fall off so far from the beginning

[ornate mantle]

A gem com came back and gave me gems!

Happy happy.

[warm ice]

You okay?

[ornate mantle]

Amagi made it to the top.

I'm very happy with this.

[cosmic pier]

https://media.giphy.com/media/AaQYP9zh24UFi/giphy.gif

[somber halo]

amagi was the first bote

that made the story of AL actually interesting

[ornate mantle]

GUys I am excited.

[somber halo]

and the first bote to get all 3 skills

forever meta

[ornate mantle]

Was she the first?

[cosmic pier]

on en, maybe

[ornate mantle]

Noo.

[cosmic pier]

not overall

[ornate mantle]

Essex was the first.

Iirc

[somber halo]

o

i forgot

but i cant read runes so i cant care too much about the asian server

[ornate mantle]

We only have three ships that have that treatment though.

[somber halo]

i only can interpret pictures

[ornate mantle]

Essex, Amagi, Formidable.

[somber halo]

and determine if they are lewd enough to be worth my time

[ornate mantle]

When will we get a frontline with 3 skills.

Essex is very lewd.

[somber halo]

pr3?

nah, too op

well maybe

[cosmic pier]

didnt your oh so beloved bisko have 3 skills too

[somber halo]

no blue skill tho

[ornate mantle]

One of each color.

[cosmic pier]

[ornate mantle]

Damn right she is.

[cosmic pier]

ok metaslav

[ornate mantle]

Liking Amagi doesn't equal meta slave.

[cosmic pier]

but rando is a meta slave

[ornate mantle]

Rando is a slave to his wallet.

[cosmic pier]

and what his meta overlords tell him to do

[stuck copper]

formidable is better than amagi tho..

[ornate mantle]

I'm actually using formitable for the first time right now.

She is awesome.

Want to get her to 120 just like my Amagi.

[stuck copper]

yeahh

[somber halo]

i too

just started using formi just now

[stuck copper]

I oathed her today with the 200 gems

[somber halo]

gonna oath roon on monday

then finish leveling her

[stuck copper]

I just shoved roon in dorm I haven't sorted with her yet

[somber halo]

i did the same

until she hit 113

you dont realize how fun she is to use

just give her double autoloader

[cosmic pier]

she became old enough for you to use

[stuck copper]

double autoloader pog

[ornate mantle]

I'm so happy... I bought the Smalley skin thanks to the 200 extra gems.

I want the Nelson skin too though.

LOL

I just got a call from a position.

And they asked for someone who wasn't me.

[somber halo]

is that an indirect turn down

[ornate mantle]

I guess so.

"Hey is this Y?"
"No, this is X..."
"Haha, damn right you're not."

[somber halo]

it do be like that sometimes

[cosmic pier]

[ornate mantle]

So i got my points back.

[cosmic pier]

dam

[ornate mantle]

The ones I spent on the event shop and the torps.

[cosmic pier]

you aint pointless anymore

nice

[ornate mantle]

FeelsGoodMan

[cosmic pier]

cal ate your torp

[ornate mantle]

Also using Zara right now.

With the Zara gun I farmed.

AHHHHHHHH MY MIIIIIIIIIND.

IS GOING WILD.

[cosmic pier]

let it

[ornate mantle]

I'm excited.

And happy...

Also I need to save cubes for the Nagato event rerun.

Aye.

I got Deutschland #2.

Time to get 20 more.

[cosmic pier]

19

[ornate mantle]

Oh right.

19 now.

[cosmic pier]

i'd be amused for the first time in a good while if you can actually do it

so do your best

[ornate mantle]

Why wouldn't I be able to do it.

[cosmic pier]

cuz rng

duh

[ornate mantle]

Bad RNG went away when I got Z25.

Only the good shit now.

The real bad event.

Is gonna be getting 21 I-13.

Oh does Honky Lane have a wishing well too.

Ah okay.

I might just stay on B4.

[cosmic pier]

what a whel

[ornate mantle]

My hoard of Purin and Bulin is looking nice too.

[somber halo]

[cosmic pier]

@dense wing i really wanna send this in gaem feedback for that shadow guy rn https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/553017414548324362/3ytdhnx50am11.png

[dense wing]

im sure he knows

[somber halo]

unlewd a game where the basis of its fanbase was for the lewds, on to make it more inclusive, generating a larger population spread of its popularity further, destroying a core foundation

[ornate mantle]

I like that one comment.

"The true RNG of this game is what loading screen you'll get in public."

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

oof did they take it out again

[somber halo]

why are ppl embarassed again?

[cosmic pier]

cuz tiddies in a tiddie game ARE BAD

[stuck copper]

the devs tend to shoot themselves in the foot like this sometimes

[somber halo]

no way