avrora-general

[heavy whale]

[wintry sonnet]

so you can see her face?

I dunno, you'd have to ask devs

[cosmic pier]

they censored 617ch into 617oo

11/10 censoring

[stuck copper]

it didn't even say bitch in the first place

[ornate mantle]

Lol, it's a plate though. "Oh I don't like this letter/number combination" hardly seems like something that'd cross the mind.

[stuck copper]

it said gitch

at worst

[ornate mantle]

Oh cmon you know they implied it, lmao.

[dense wing]

accessories are never added in portraits

[stuck copper]

[cosmic pier]

6 is v much a bit altered b

[heavy whale]

its not an accessory, its an instrument

[cosmic pier]

same difference

[dense wing]

it needs to show the face fully

even if that means removing hands

kidding

hands remain

[heavy whale]

[ornate mantle]

Definitely convinced someone in the office was like "This might anger some demographic" and scrambled to do something

[heavy whale]

[cosmic pier]

speaking of shokek original

[wintry sonnet]

the demographic that doesn't play the game, propably

[cosmic pier]

I still want zuikek original

[wintry sonnet]

I think by now the playerbase is used to worse stuff than a license plate saying bitch

[stuck copper]

the thing is

now people are angry regardless

[cosmic pier]

imagine raging over a bitch plate

when there is

uhh

SURCOUF SKIN

[wintry sonnet]

she has a skin?

[cosmic pier]

no

[stuck copper]

[ornate mantle]

I can imagine people will be mad no matter what happens, but in that scenario I'd rather they just stick to their guns.

[stuck copper]

that skin does not exist

[cosmic pier]

people always mad

like azu is mad

[ornate mantle]

Not mad, more annoyed, lmao.

[wintry sonnet]

did anyone even legit complain about the license plate

[cosmic pier]

im just memein

I mean

jsut scroll up in #game-feedback

lul

[wintry sonnet]

so what was the argument

she's too pure?

[ornate mantle]

[stuck copper]

probably something dumb, as usual

[cosmic pier]

idk most i read was the classic "REEE IT CHANGED"

and the reply

[wintry sonnet]

no I mean

did anyone complain about the original license plate

[cosmic pier]

"its noted, but we cant do shit bout it"

[wintry sonnet]

not the change

[cosmic pier]

idk

[ornate mantle]

Like, where there people defending that the bitch part was taken off.

[heavy whale]

its not like they changed it so shes a fully dressed Catholic student

[wintry sonnet]

the change obviously will get people mad, but I was curious if there was any criticism in the first place

to make them change it

[stuck copper]

it doesn't really matter. it's just a fucking license plate

[cosmic pier]

maybe good ol sjws

I didnt see much bout it before the change

[wintry sonnet]

it always starts off small cal

[cosmic pier]

its always smol

[wintry sonnet]

give people an inch, they'll take a country mile

[cosmic pier]

then it becomes big

[stuck copper]

indy is censored, and people forgot about it

[ornate mantle]

What, indy was censored?

[cosmic pier]

who's indy

[wintry sonnet]

yup

[cosmic pier]

her nuke sign

was changed

[wintry sonnet]

her atom bomb symbol was changed

because reasons

[heavy whale]

JP be like

[ornate mantle]

Oh, for some reason when people say indy my mind jumpcuts to portland.

[wintry sonnet]

speaking of pointless censorship

[cosmic pier]

kek

[ornate mantle]

Yeah I remember the Indy censorship.

[wintry sonnet]

did they reinstate alabama's tats on JP

or is it only EN that got em back

[heavy whale]

well she only has one art in the wiki so everyone got em

[ornate mantle]

Even then I don't like that change, lmao.

[cosmic pier]

no one was angeri over ashigara's changes

[stuck copper]

i was

[cosmic pier]

ur no one

[ornate mantle]

I'm pretty sure I was.

[cosmic pier]

[wintry sonnet]

wasn't ashigara's change a fix

[stuck copper]

i said the new one had shittier shading

[wintry sonnet]

because her head was off

[cosmic pier]

I mean

[ornate mantle]

Idr Ashigara's change.

[stuck copper]

no. they changed parts of her art.

[cosmic pier]

you dont change the whole art slightly cuz the head is off

[stuck copper]

her arm and gloves

[ornate mantle]

They changed her arms and gloves?

[stuck copper]

wasn't there even more?

rei should know. he was fanboying over her.

[wintry sonnet]

you'd need to show me the before and after

[cosmic pier]

no u

[wintry sonnet]

all I know about ashigara was that her head was off depending on facial expression

[stuck copper]

i think her sword was shortened as well

[ornate mantle]

If it's just fixing art I wouldn't mind.

[cosmic pier]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/468804193646542849/534521580055822356/unknown.png
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/468804193646542849/534521650322866196/unknown.png

[heavy whale]

i dont get it

[wintry sonnet]

you'll have to point it out for me cause all I still see is that facial bug

[cosmic pier]

they covered her belly

[wintry sonnet]

oh

[ornate mantle]

Her hair too changed.

[stuck copper]

bottom is the new one

her arm looks worse

[ornate mantle]

Yeah, top one definitely looks better.

[wintry sonnet]

the arm in the bottom looks like a bad photoshop edit

[ornate mantle]

I don't like how they changed the length of her shirt.

[stuck copper]

even the leg changed

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

not sure which is better. they both look wonky.

[cosmic pier]

belly > no belly

[warm bluff]

i dont see any significant difference

[stuck copper]

i meant the leg

[cosmic pier]

ah

[stuck copper]

her left leg is different

[ornate mantle]

I'm gonna +1 on the original.

Main thing that does it for me is that they're hiding belly in the second.

[wintry sonnet]

for me the issue is the elbow part

[stuck copper]

they were like

[wintry sonnet]

it looks like a 0 effort edit

[stuck copper]

"gotta change the arm"

[wintry sonnet]

like that's something I could do in a minute in photoshop

[stuck copper]

"can't draw around the ribbon though. that would take effort."

yeah, the arm is the worst.

even her hair

[cosmic pier]

i think her sword was shortened as well

actually it was increased

[stuck copper]

they even made the hair worse

[cosmic pier]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/514333481061449729/532911549199941649/unknown.png

[warm ice]

Old UI.

[wintry sonnet]

equivalent exchange, they moved over the mass from her arm to the sword

[warm ice]

[wintry sonnet]

[cosmic pier]

ayanami wants me to send a pic of an oldass cg in new ui

[stuck copper]

that was probably the same guy who made the surcouf skin

[cosmic pier]

lul

[ornate mantle]

Ashigara is a qt... kinda regret not gunning for her when I had the chance.

[cosmic pier]

i told you to get her and you were like nahh

then 1 month later you were like

"I WANT 100% REEEE"

[wintry sonnet]

different artist actually

[ornate mantle]

Naaaaaaaah, I was super neutral with her.

But over time she grew on me.

[stuck copper]

you think it was her artist that made the changes?

[ornate mantle]

And then I was like "sadface".

[cosmic pier]

what manga chapter did you read that had her

[ornate mantle]

There isn't one.

[wintry sonnet]

It's the most likely explanation, unless they did the edit in-house

[ornate mantle]

But her skin shows some bountiful cleavage.

[heavy whale]

[stuck copper]

because it doesn't look like it was done by someone who cared

[wintry sonnet]

I dunno how they handle that

[ornate mantle]

And I was like "Erhmagod".

[cosmic pier]

lel

[ornate mantle]

And I stopped myself for two weeks.

[cosmic pier]

default better

[ornate mantle]

Because I wanted to be a good AL player.

And not chase Elites.

[stuck copper]

yeah, i don't know. it would be kinda disrespectful to edit things without at least consulting the artist.

[ornate mantle]

So I convinced myself I didn't need her.

And then when she's gone.

I need her.

[cosmic pier]

sounds like a normal human

[dense wing]

yongshii n manjuu have been editing art for awhile

[cosmic pier]

i just pulled for everything even if I didnt want em cuz like rando I just like rolling stuff

[ornate mantle]

I didn't... but somehow machines inadvertently forced me into be a collection % junkie.

[dense wing]

they do it without permission I imagine cause thats what caused an artist to dip

[cosmic pier]

lul

[heavy whale]

h

[ornate mantle]

Waow.

[cosmic pier]

didnt do it for collection, still dont see any point in 100% or whatever collec, but just rolling itself was fun

[warm bluff]

[cosmic pier]

unless if it went way too bad

[ornate mantle]

I think getting 100% is fun.

[cosmic pier]

I always set cube limits i'd never go below

[ornate mantle]

It's awesome knowing I have every girl in the game.

[stuck copper]

getting 100% is like using a ship you want to use. because you can.

you don't need to, but you want to

[cosmic pier]

i can do that without having 100%

[stuck copper]

and i can have 100% without using your waifu

[ornate mantle]

It's also awesome knowing I can objectively do any set up I want for a team.

Because all the girls are available.

[stuck copper]

that's why i level a ton of ships. it's to have more options.

[ornate mantle]

You never know when a ship will be super useful.

[dense wing]

a lot of my ships are lvl 70

no dupes gang

[ornate mantle]

With the border thing coming to AL... I actually had to halt a lot of progress on MLBing my ship girls.

Not even all the girls on my favorite are MLB.

[stuck copper]

i have 75 at 100 or higher

remember when having 100s was a big thing?

[cosmic pier]

i mean I had a buncha shit levelled myself n all that, but I just dont see a point in hard chasing collection, its just there, I understand ye plebs like it, but its just not what i'd seek under any circumstance

[ornate mantle]

Dunkerque, Kawakaze, Victorious, Albacore, Taihou, and Honolulu aren't MLB.

[cosmic pier]

and just the botes I liked were super useful for everything

[heavy whale]

Amagi at 199 affection

[ornate mantle]

With how invested and loving I am of AL I also think it'd be awesome to be on the leaderboards in some way.

[cosmic pier]

woah

what a showoff

[heavy whale]

wao

[cosmic pier]

you're so cool

[heavy whale]

tryhard

[cosmic pier]

[ornate mantle]

I can flex real good in collection.

[cosmic pier]

sausage azu sama

sasuga*

heccin autocorrect

[ornate mantle]

Make a meme.

That shows Demi saying that.

[cosmic pier]

sasuga ainzu sama

I think she's talking bout bache's skin

[heavy whale]

[stuck copper]

the invasion has begun

they're going to take all the fun away

[ornate mantle]

[cosmic pier]

[ornate mantle]

[cosmic pier]

narburalu gamma

poor clem

she got the best of hugs

[stuck copper]

that was one of the nicest scenes

[cosmic pier]

I wish someone hugged me like that

https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/w/images/thumb/3/34/ZuikakuOriginal.png/900px-ZuikakuOriginal.png

[heavy whale]

[cosmic pier]

a whole 20 gen plates

[stuck copper]

i think the old ones look better. the new ones fit the game better tho.

[cosmic pier]

yeah

I'd still pay muh own money if that zui original was buyable tho

not even sugar daddy money

muh own

[heavy whale]

you have sugar daddies?

[cosmic pier]

a few

gotta live somehow

[stuck copper]

rei is a popular boi

[heavy whale]

[cosmic pier]

[heavy whale]

im too ugly to get sugar daddy

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

there is always someone uglier than yourself

[cosmic pier]

tell that to the actual ugliest person on earth

[heavy whale]

theres always someone uglier yes

but that doesnt negate that im still ugly

[cosmic pier]

[heavy whale]

why was i given the worst combo of chromosomes

[cosmic pier]

maybe yours were stepped on

would explain your desires to get stepped on so much too

[heavy whale]

actually no

because i dont want to be stepped on

[cosmic pier]

[dense wing]

you want to be female lila?

[heavy whale]

no

that would be gey

[cosmic pier]

he just wants to be cute

[heavy whale]

i just want to be not gross and short and dumb and whatnot

and have bad metabolism

[cosmic pier]

I mean

you could prob fix being dumb

[heavy whale]

ive been trying for years

hasnt worked

[cosmic pier]

[heavy whale]

see im literally braindead

[cosmic pier]

[heavy whale]

being dumb has its perks ig

[warm bluff]

i want to be female

[heavy whale]

[cosmic pier]

just be born as one in your next life

then he's gonna wish he was a boi

[heavy whale]

[warm bluff]

guess i'll become a buddhist or whatever religion that believes in reincarnating

[stuck copper]

you'll never be what you're not, so make peace with it.

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

it's probably not all bad. look for the positives and build on those.

[heavy whale]

positives hmm

well my prospects for diabetes might be positive

[stuck copper]

.-.

[warm bluff]

being a guy sucks

[heavy whale]

ehh

[dense wing]

I will

beg to differ

[heavy whale]

being human sucks

[cosmic pier]

ebil

[stuck copper]

i'd rather not menstruate every month for no reason other than being alive, tyvm

ebil isnt here

[dense wing]

exactly cal

[warm bluff]

oh ya that part sounds pretty bad

[dense wing]

well its not no reason

in fact our evolutionary reason for it is pretty dumb

[heavy whale]

being female is weird because if im straight that means im gonna like pp and thats whack

[cosmic pier]

"cuz im not pregnant"

[dense wing]

its that a baby can terminate the mother

[cosmic pier]

[dense wing]

but every other female mammal can terminate... the you know

by absorbing it

[heavy whale]

blame the cavemen

[dense wing]

but instead, the baby absorbs the mom in human case

[stuck copper]

typical human

"nah, fuck that. toss it out."

[cosmic pier]

that's kinda hot

[stuck copper]

lmao

[dense wing]

lul

[warm bluff]

on the bright side though, girls can be cute

[stuck copper]

look at it this way

[heavy whale]

everyone can be cute

[dense wing]

I think its that bc humans are supposed to have short life spans women are expected to be pregnant often?? idk

[stuck copper]

guys only get hotter as they age

[dense wing]

lul

[stuck copper]

women, not so much

[dense wing]

tbh

oddly true

[heavy whale]

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

that's what i hear

[heavy whale]

men do tend to go for younger so

epic human hardwiring

[cosmic pier]

men are lolicons by default

[stuck copper]

and younger ones tend to look for older ones, so...

[heavy whale]

[dense wing]

theres a natural thing in guys to go for more youthful women

[heavy whale]

yeah

something something better breeding something

[dense wing]

thats why higher pitched female voices are usually considered attractive to men

cause it signifies a youthful cute lady

but of course

[heavy whale]

and girls go for richer dudes since stability and whatnot

[stuck copper]

lmao

[dense wing]

some guys go for your ara ara

[stuck copper]

yes

i am very rich

[heavy whale]

hi trump

[warm bluff]

unfortunately i am very poor

[stuck copper]

i have lots of sarcasm to spare

[dense wing]

im the breadwinner in my relationship

not making money yet, but when I do

[heavy whale]

my psychology teacher said selective breeding is more with women than men since men have less to risk

[stuck copper]

i haven't earned a single cent in years

[dense wing]

lul

[heavy whale]

they just pump and dump but women carry kids around so they need more stable stuff or smth

at least when that was a thing

[cosmic pier]

cal got all the sugar moms

[dense wing]

its true

ahh what was it

[cosmic pier]

[dense wing]

its true

[stuck copper]

women have to be a bit more selective, because guys are assholes

[dense wing]

guys have the natural instinctive to spread their genepool

[heavy whale]

yup

[dense wing]

but have evolved to ignore it

bc of society

[heavy whale]

even back then they thought with their lower heads

[cosmic pier]

its fine whamen are cunts to compensate

[warm ice]

Wat

[stuck copper]

i don't think they ignore it

[warm ice]

[heavy whale]

and then our ego developed a bit

so like

[warm bluff]

[heavy whale]

we wouldnt go around fucking every female in sight

[dense wing]

suppress it? idk

[stuck copper]

based on what i've seen, they are very eager to mate

[warm ice]

The Hell did I come back to?

[heavy whale]

human behavior

[dense wing]

well no of course

I jist mean

[heavy whale]

oh yes they are indeed eager but

[dense wing]

not with every woman

[heavy whale]

we have learned to control the urge

somewhat...

[warm ice]

I suppress those urges.

[stuck copper]

some have learned

[warm ice]

It takes a ton of concentration.

[stuck copper]

[dense wing]

true some take until theyre like 35 years old

[heavy whale]

takes me nothing

[stuck copper]

i've seen too much to have any faith in men lol

I have returned at a strange time

[heavy whale]

i will live to become 100 and die with my V-bucks

[dense wing]

[heavy whale]

and nobody can take that away from me

[warm ice]

I’ll happily die unmarried.

[warm bluff]

[dense wing]

I want to get married

[heavy whale]

ew commitment

[stuck copper]

i am married

[cosmic pier]

I've already oathed depression

[warm ice]

I mean.

[dense wing]

[cosmic pier]

[warm ice]

I have cousins to carry on the family name.

So it’s fine.

[warm bluff]

you're gonna marry your cousins?

[warm ice]

The fuck....

[heavy whale]

im not the first born so my carrying the family name means nothing

[stuck copper]

i killed off our family name

[heavy whale]

[cosmic pier]

kek

[dense wing]

im female so im meant to carry someone elses

and that I will do

[heavy whale]

only put your minecraft bed next to the right person

[dense wing]

what if I put my minecraft bed next to yours?

haha kidding

unless...?

[stuck copper]

Or are you

and then plant a trap next to it

[cosmic pier]

[heavy whale]

[cosmic pier]

kawa hitting on lila

[stuck copper]

[warm ice]

If I say “Hello there!” to a girl and she says “General Kenobi!,” I’ll know I found the one.

[stuck copper]

That’s so vague

[warm bluff]

[cosmic pier]

but are you general kenobi

[heavy whale]

what if she says "hello"

[dense wing]

that is so vague

[warm ice]

I gotta say it with a British accent.

So they’ll get it.

[heavy whale]

or theyll just look at you funny

[stuck copper]

Then that’s like every British person just saying hi

[heavy whale]

[stuck copper]

So not unique at all

that's what makes it special when she says it

[dense wing]

but cmon

[warm ice]

Only true Prequel memers will respond with a “General Kenobi!”

[heavy whale]

is being an e-boy for online predators a sustainable option

[dense wing]

yes

[heavy whale]

wonderful

[stuck copper]

i wouldn't know

[heavy whale]

now i can drop out of school

[dense wing]

feed him to the sharks

[stuck copper]

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

but

if you like wearing women's clothes

there is a market for it

[heavy whale]

you ever just read those stories like "someone was caught trying to go somewhere to meet someone they met on (snapchat, instagram, twitter, video game)"

[dense wing]

yes if you become a trap you will become sustainable

[heavy whale]

what

[dense wing]

like uh...

[warm ice]

You’re saying I have a chance?

[dense wing]

that one LoL streamer

[warm ice]

[heavy whale]

didnt boxbox dress up like once

[warm ice]

So I do have hope.

[warm bluff]

i wish i were cute enough to do that

[dense wing]

idk but I watched one of his clips and I do not like it

[verbal obsidian]

Im pretty drunk

[warm ice]

Inaba.

[dense wing]

oh no drunk people

[warm ice]

I’ll be your Nicky.

[heavy whale]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAKzCXNNyh8

[verbal obsidian]

Where r my zui lewds

[warm bluff]

[dense wing]

dont get banned while drunk

[stuck copper]

Im drunk off tiredness

[cosmic pier]

become a trap and then your offsprings will evolve to automatically being traps since the start

[verbal obsidian]

[heavy whale]

i want to get drop dead drunk one day

but cant for a while

[warm ice]

If you pay me Inaba.

[heavy whale]

[warm ice]

I’ll be Nicky.

[dense wing]

u want to get drop dead

[warm bluff]

i'm too poor lol

[stuck copper]

as someone who has been hospitalized, i advise against it

[heavy whale]

i can go buy an assault rifle and vote for president before i can buy a can of beer

[warm ice]

Anyways.

[verbal obsidian]

I took shots with my firms partners and my bosses

NUTTYYYYY

[stuck copper]

you wake up in a weird place and everyone clearly wants you gone

I’ve carried enough drop dead drunk people home. Trust me. Not becoming of the drunk

[cosmic pier]

zero wants to become inaba's trap
then they marry
then they adopt a kid
this is too romantic for me

[dense wing]

NUTTY???

[cosmic pier]

[verbal obsidian]

[heavy whale]

what if im alone in my room

[stuck copper]

needless to say your head hurts like fuck and you are still nauseous for the rest of the day

[warm ice]

I mean.

[cosmic pier]

I've been hospitalized before but not over being dwunk

[warm ice]

I wouldn’t be against it.

[heavy whale]

do it once, never again right?

[warm ice]

If Inaba doesn’t mind.

[dense wing]

so a hangover?

[warm ice]

[cosmic pier]

wao

inaba x zero is a thing now

[warm bluff]

i've never been drunk since i dont drink

[cosmic pier]

[warm bluff]

[dense wing]

ay me either! @warm bluff

[stuck copper]

in one night, i drank enough for two days

[dense wing]

up top

[stuck copper]

more or less

[dense wing]

hand up

[steep scarab]

[dense wing]

💥

[verbal obsidian]

[cosmic pier]

I drink every single fucking day

[dense wing]

thats the high five

[cosmic pier]

idk how you guys dont

[warm ice]

[stuck copper]

never again

[dense wing]

not an explosion

[cosmic pier]

just how in the seven hells can you not drink

[warm bluff]

i hate the taste of alcohol

[heavy whale]

alcohol taste bad

[stuck copper]

Hi poot

[dense wing]

how can you?

[stuck copper]

alcohol, you silly nut

[cosmic pier]

how do you fill your thirst stat

[warm ice]

I’m not even old enough to drink.

[cosmic pier]

if you dont drink

[warm ice]

[cosmic pier]

[dense wing]

I agree, it very gross

[heavy whale]

i drink waifu sweat and water

like a normal person

[dense wing]

while gross, also unhealthy

[cosmic pier]

I drink everday

water

and all that

[warm ice]

Water is good.

And the occasional soda.

[verbal obsidian]

WATERRR

[warm bluff]

water is the best drink

[dense wing]

wish I could say I drink water everyday

[verbal obsidian]

SANDY I NEEED WATERRR

[warm ice]

Dr. Pepper is high tier don’t @ me.

[verbal obsidian]

💦💦💦

[cosmic pier]

doc P

[stuck copper]

i drink all sorts of juice with sparkling water

[cosmic pier]

[dense wing]

@warm ice im drinking dr pepper rn

[heavy whale]

[warm bluff]

i need to get myself not addicted to coffee

[warm ice]

The drink of the Gods!

[dense wing]

I love juice

[warm ice]

[heavy whale]

fancy

[warm ice]

Orange juuuuuuiiice!!!

[stuck copper]

@warm ice Dr Pepper for the win

[verbal obsidian]

Juice is high in sugar!

[warm ice]

[warm bluff]

i love the the taste of coffee but i've been drinking too much

[heavy whale]

coffee taste bad

[verbal obsidian]

Drink wata!

[warm ice]

Coffee bad.

[stuck copper]

i just like fizzy drinks, but the ones out there are super unhealthy, so i just make my own

[warm ice]

Tea good.

[warm bluff]

coffee is so good

[dense wing]

ayy we both drinking dr pepper rn? @stuck copper

[verbal obsidian]

WATA

[stuck copper]

Heck yea @dense wing

[dense wing]

ayyy

[warm ice]

Seibah!

Oh wait...

[stuck copper]

[warm bluff]

soda is unhealthy!

[warm ice]

Soda is good every once and a while!

[heavy whale]

i only drink baking soda

[warm ice]

Drink it everyday, say goodbye to your foot!

[cosmic pier]

dr peppa

[stuck copper]

I still have both feet

[dense wing]

I drink it everyday

yes me too

and both hands

[stuck copper]

Same

[heavy whale]

fat kawa

[warm bluff]

[dense wing]

I drink like a cup a day for dinner

[warm bluff]

if i drink soda every day i'd get fat

[dense wing]

but I prefer juice

[heavy whale]

im already fat so no worries

[warm bluff]

[dense wing]

I love juice

[stuck copper]

I still think a-treat makes the best soda though ||dont @ me||

[dense wing]

im not fat either im 104 pounds

[warm ice]

I can’t get enough of lemonade.

[stuck copper]

just drink juice with sparkling water. it's similar but less shitty

[warm ice]

Like inject that shit into my veins

[heavy whale]

[stuck copper]

You’d always be thirsty

[warm bluff]

lewd

[heavy whale]

lood

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

[heavy whale]

is it possible to lose weight but feel fatter than before

[stuck copper]

drink it through the nose for some extra kick

[heavy whale]

buttchug it

[cosmic pier]

me if I see dr pepper irl

[warm ice]

I’m gonna be a buff weeb one day.

[heavy whale]

[dense wing]

lul

[cosmic pier]

that's just impossible

[heavy whale]

that is a day we will wait forever

[warm bluff]

i've been going to the gym so i'm trying to get buff too

unfortunately buff isn't cute

[stuck copper]

weebs turn into traps. everyone knows that.

[warm bluff]

i wish

[stuck copper]

Im gonna be a trap one day?!

[heavy whale]

god damnit i was gonna finish my hw super early and play MHW but ive been engrossed in this instead

[warm ice]

I’d be giving up the trap life to be buff, but that’s a trade off I’m willing to make.

[verbal obsidian]

Yes lila it is possible

[heavy whale]

be buff trap

[verbal obsidian]

Muscle weighs more than fat

[warm bluff]

buff isn't cute so i'd prefer to be a trap

[verbal obsidian]

but if u eat like shit u gonna get fat

[heavy whale]

i eat like

food

ig

[verbal obsidian]

im brolic but eat too much

[warm ice]

Do girls even like traps?

[stuck copper]

guys do

[verbal obsidian]

had to give up the power lifting life

[heavy whale]

i def can feel my belly being like way smaller than before but its still like

squish

[stuck copper]

we've had this talk before

[verbal obsidian]

Do some situps

[heavy whale]

[verbal obsidian]

Yes cal is right

Girls dont care for traps

[heavy whale]

just a few more months and i can drive to the gym

[dense wing]

Muscle weighs more than fat
because of this I plan to lose my flabby arms and get a toned stomach so im healthy weight but healthy weight in muscle exercising so harddd thooo

[verbal obsidian]

But guys do

[ornate mantle]

Did I join the meme corner wtf.

[cosmic pier]

[heavy whale]

or

[verbal obsidian]

HI AZU

[warm ice]

I have two paths in front of me.

[verbal obsidian]

WELCOME

[dense wing]

the only way girls care is bc MEMES

[verbal obsidian]

[ornate mantle]

Dr. Pepper is amazing.

[heavy whale]

i could do what my brother did and do nothing but gym and video games in college since he had free access

[dense wing]

YES dr pepper

love it

[ornate mantle]

@verbal obsidian

[warm ice]

Do I stay a trap and become Belfast one day.
Or
Do I get buff and become Kenshiro one day.

[warm bluff]

trap

[ornate mantle]

[heavy whale]

get buff

[dense wing]

intern kun is really buff because he goes to the gym during lunch

[verbal obsidian]

@heavy whale thats what i did

[warm bluff]

buff isn't cute

[warm ice]

[stuck copper]

kenshiro gets more girls

[warm bluff]

[verbal obsidian]

I stopped sports and gained the freshman 25

[heavy whale]

freshman 25?

[dense wing]

I think he gets 2 hour lunch??

[heavy whale]

i get like 30 minute lunch at school

[dense wing]

so he eats
LIFTS

[verbal obsidian]

Ye i smoked drank and ate non stop

[ornate mantle]

Oh shit a gem com.

Time to get sad.

[verbal obsidian]

[heavy whale]

you gain 25 pounds freshman year?

[dense wing]

ew another one of those high schoolers

[verbal obsidian]

Gl azu

[ornate mantle]

Danke.

[verbal obsidian]

Ye i did

[ornate mantle]

[heavy whale]

college kids

[ornate mantle]

Wtf Highschoolers.

[verbal obsidian]

Smoking and drinking are bad

[ornate mantle]

In my AVGen chat?

[dense wing]

I gained 25 in 6th grade lol

[verbal obsidian]

Dont do it

[warm bluff]

i lost weight in college

[warm ice]

You gotta do push ups, sit ups, and drink plenty of juice to become a buff boy!

[warm bluff]

although i became underweight

[ornate mantle]

I didn't have time to eat in college.

[verbal obsidian]

[ornate mantle]

[dense wing]

I was 80 pounds and then 2 months later I was 105 pounds in 6th grade

[heavy whale]

i just do like the 2 basic ups and planks and other stuffs

[verbal obsidian]

Ok ima nap on my train home

[warm bluff]

[verbal obsidian]

Byebye

[ornate mantle]

Where do you life.

[heavy whale]

take cute nap pics

[verbal obsidian]

[ornate mantle]

Cuz.

[heavy whale]

bye bye

[ornate mantle]

A train in Cali.

[stuck copper]

take selfies while you sleep

[ornate mantle]

Is like guaranteed for you get your shit stolen.

[verbal obsidian]

New york

[ornate mantle]

[heavy whale]

Bart train

[verbal obsidian]

Im likw half drunk

[ornate mantle]

Oh that's even worse.

[dense wing]

ohh zui...

right

[verbal obsidian]

I

[dense wing]

quad worse cause drunk

[ornate mantle]

Don't sleep you fool.

[warm ice]

U gun get robbed

[ornate mantle]

You're gonna get super robbed.

[cosmic pier]

you'll die if you sleep

dont sleep

[warm bluff]

sleep is healthy

[ornate mantle]

In NY I wouldn't even say it's an improbability.

[verbal obsidian]

[ornate mantle]

No Zui.

[cosmic pier]

sleep is a trailer of death

[ornate mantle]

We want you here!

[cosmic pier]

[ornate mantle]

[warm ice]

I fell asleep at my university and nobody took my shit.

[verbal obsidian]

[warm ice]

[heavy whale]

imagine being in uni

[warm ice]

On a couch too.

[heavy whale]

literal boomers

[warm bluff]

lewd

[warm ice]

In the public during peak hours.

[stuck copper]

that's because it's a university

the kind that steals is less likely to go there

[heavy whale]

idk man

if some dumbo is leaving their stuff right there and its like

not a phone or smth

i almost stole some airpods today at school but i decided against it

[warm bluff]

i never fell asleep in college since i'd fail

[stuck copper]

bad lila

[warm ice]

Hey Ranobe, remember how a few days ago I was complaining that my stomach hurt from an undercooked burger? Well, I go in to complain and it turns out the guy who prepared food that day got fired.

[heavy whale]

ive been bad, punish me more

[stuck copper]

o

[heavy whale]

i did put it in lost and found bin so all's good

[warm bluff]

[heavy whale]

tho i really shouldve taken it now that i think about it

easy like $80 right there

[stuck copper]

bad karma

don't be a problem, man

[heavy whale]

based on who brings airpods to school

theyre probably more problem than ill ever be at school

[ornate mantle]

@warm ice : Waow, lol.

[stuck copper]

what is that supposed to mean lol

[ornate mantle]

Goes to show I guess.

[heavy whale]

likely its some spoiled rich kid anyways so they can beg their parents for airpods with their next Porsche

[dense wing]

guess my school is a spoiled rich school

almost everyone has airpods

I dont see the appeal

[ornate mantle]

Air Pods can now be bought for like $25 now.

It ain't shit.

[dense wing]

I prefer a wire on my headphones

[warm bluff]

that's a lot of money

[ornate mantle]

Luna leave, lmao.

[dense wing]

even bluetooth headphones that wrap around your neck are more favorable imo

[heavy whale]

true wireless is too early tbh

[ornate mantle]

I have exactly that.

Bluetooths that go around my neck.

[dense wing]

my dad has like 8 of those

[heavy whale]

regular bluetooth earbud is perfect compromise

[ornate mantle]

Wonderful invention.

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

headphones prices have pretty crazy ranges

[ornate mantle]

Much more convenient than Air Pods.

[dense wing]

from poor quality to super high quality

and some broke

[ornate mantle]

I actually think it got way better.

Bought mine for about $100.

[dense wing]

and I broke one maybe um

[ornate mantle]

And have lasted me about 5 years.

[warm ice]

Imagine being rich.

[stuck copper]

https://www.amazon.com/Shure-KSE1500-Electrostatic-Earphone-System/dp/B016X5T7OU

[heavy whale]

i can see the appeal of them but like

[stuck copper]

3k usd

[errant burrow]

Could always buy some Beats earbuds for like $300

[ornate mantle]

I'm not rich, but I can work.

[heavy whale]

i dont want to charge my stuff every few hours

[ornate mantle]

[warm ice]

Tho tbh.

[warm bluff]

azu rich

[ornate mantle]

I'm not rich, lmao.

[heavy whale]

i got my buds for $30

[ornate mantle]

Wish I was.

[dense wing]

one thing I dont like about the internet is everyone complains about how everything is expensive but its because they dont work

once u start working u find out

[warm ice]

If I could go back in time, I’d probably invest in a small company called Google and leave a will to my future yet to be born self.

[heavy whale]

lmfao

[dense wing]

hey, its not all that bad now

[heavy whale]

invest in a little fruit company while youre at it

[stuck copper]

i got some nice iem's that dont look expensive but id be sad if i lost

[heavy whale]

what was it, pear? apple?

[ornate mantle]

Luna works and still calls everything expensive.

[dense wing]

lul

[ornate mantle]

So let's not mince words.

[warm bluff]

ya exactly

everything is expensive

[cosmic pier]

he spends all of it on five guys tho

[dense wing]

a stable job?

[heavy whale]

if you guys ever want frozen yogurt, ill see if i can land a job there soon

[stuck copper]

yeah but 5 guys is worth

[warm bluff]

i've been there once in like 4 months

[ornate mantle]

He's in programming, but his state's min wage is like 4 cents an hour.

[stuck copper]

lol

[errant burrow]

We ain't that bad

[dense wing]

oh alabama

right

[errant burrow]

we got like $.05

[heavy whale]

of course this goes without saying

[errant burrow]

[warm bluff]

[heavy whale]

but

if you like tart yogurt

pls leave

[ornate mantle]

Cali min wage atm is like what.

$12?

[heavy whale]

uhh

i want to say $10.50 or smth

lemme check

[ornate mantle]

If you have a degree it ups the amount you can get paid on an entry level position.

[dense wing]

my state’s is also like $12

[heavy whale]

12 as of January 1, 2019

interseting

florida is $8.46, damnb

[ornate mantle]

Yeah, apparently the goal is to make it cap at $15 in a few years.

[errant burrow]

They do have a higher min wage but they also have a lot higher cost of living compared to our state

[heavy whale]

yup

fun fact

the Fitzgeralds spent like $4000 a month on rent for their huge ass house

thats like

[ornate mantle]

Indeed, but you also gotta take into account a lot of jobs are moving to the coast.

[dense wing]

my state has gotten an expensive cost of living now

[heavy whale]

rent for a one room studio in San Fran

[warm bluff]

ya alabama is super cheap lol

[ornate mantle]

So that also jacks up living costs.

[heavy whale]

im probably bailing out of Cali once im done with uni

[ornate mantle]

Living is hard.

[dense wing]

I like my state

[errant burrow]

[heavy whale]

i want to be able to afford rent without making my parents help me pay for it

and its nice to explore

[warm bluff]

i can afford rent

[ornate mantle]

It sucks that Uni has almost become a liability now.

[warm bluff]

speaking of which, i need to pay it tomorrow

[heavy whale]

i can go on and on about the education system

[warm ice]

Texas hates taxes, so living in a nice house isn’t that much of a hassle.

[heavy whale]

and the stupid fucking collegeboard

[dense wing]

it pretty much already is

[ornate mantle]

I paid off my bills recently.

And I got paid again today.

[heavy whale]

congrats

[dense wing]

ayy

[warm bluff]

[dense wing]

double whammy

[warm ice]

All I’m saying is.

[warm bluff]

all my bills are on autopay

[ornate mantle]

We're going strong.

Same.

[dense wing]

my state has tax income and I mean

[heavy whale]

i cant legally own property so i dont have to pay taxes

[dense wing]

its docked from your pay automatically

not

[ornate mantle]

Yes.

[dense wing]

“every state has income tax technically!!2!1!1”

[ornate mantle]

It's docked before you get paid.

[heavy whale]

docking?

[warm ice]

Still gonna live in an apartment when I graduate.

[dense wing]

hate people that say that >:((((

[warm ice]

[dense wing]

like its not the same thing

[warm ice]

Because living in an apartment sounds so much easier.

[errant burrow]

When one of your highest bills is your car payment due to financing on no credit

[warm bluff]

ya i get like $700 docked from my paycheck for income tax

[ornate mantle]

Financing on No credit.

Sometimes you gotta do it.

[errant burrow]

When I'm fresh out of school and need a car, gotta make do

[dense wing]

im not sure how much my family gets docked as im not sure how much income we make