avrora-general

[stuck copper]

very convenient

Imagine being an edgelord

[wintry sonnet]

I still find it funny how the word filter in AL doesnt let you say the word nazi

but communist is fine

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

"but communism didn't kill nobody, bruh"

oh, wait...

[wintry sonnet]

it wasn't real communism

[stuck copper]

political

[wintry sonnet]

[cosmic pier]

tanya slaughtered all of em in the movie

[stuck copper]

I mean

We are on Avrora server

[ornate mantle]

God someone finally responded

[stuck copper]

So can you say Loli or no

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

[wintry sonnet]

you know what's funny

he said the word twice

[stuck copper]

Ban incoming

gotta milk it for what it's worth

Milk it

[wintry sonnet]

time to check the thesaurus

[ornate mantle]

He’s responding

[stuck copper]

[cosmic pier]

to avoid misunderstanding in case a non-complete-weeb joins as the only contexts it has been used in that the general public know of are less than desirable to be associated with

[cosmic pier]

[wintry sonnet]

well, that's not very helpful

[stuck copper]

just use rori instead

I'm pretty sure everyone knows what a loli is

[wintry sonnet]

Rori Mercury

[stuck copper]

confuse the normies

by speaking in code

[wintry sonnet]

Just talk about the character from Gate

[stuck copper]

[ornate mantle]

Check mate.

[cosmic pier]

he said "weeks" initially

smh

[stuck copper]

[cosmic pier]

complete weeks

[wintry sonnet]

actually if you wanted to speak in code

[cosmic pier]

[wintry sonnet]

just use the british word for truck

[stuck copper]

i mean, what else are you going to call them? little girls? that's not creepy at all.

[wintry sonnet]

Lorry

[stuck copper]

[cosmic pier]

smol whamen

[stuck copper]

flats

[wintry sonnet]

dont remind me of flat

[stuck copper]

smols

[cosmic pier]

washboards

[stuck copper]

smolis

[wintry sonnet]

some thin book repositories legit can't tell the difference between flat and loli

[stuck copper]

[wintry sonnet]

flat chest? Clearly a loli

[cosmic pier]

@ornate mantle phym is the loli btw

[stuck copper]

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

Is she cute

[cosmic pier]

no

she isnt cute

[stuck copper]

Is she lood?

[cosmic pier]

the loli is phym

and Im proposing

[wintry sonnet]

we dont use the term loli around here mister

please refer to them as "person of adult appearance deficit"

[cosmic pier]

she calls you daddy/mommy based on the gender of your character

6% stat bonus

[stuck copper]

that GE3?

i remember her

[cosmic pier]

ja

[clear gate]

Cool, I burned right through my purple books

Purple red books at least

[ornate mantle]

What the fuck is that response, lmao

Surprise?

[cosmic pier]

the last pic?

he was just saying something and his face was funny so I just took an ss

[wintry sonnet]

oy vey

how did they fuck it up this time

[cosmic pier]

dam

nice revs

[stuck copper]

they changed rinoa's outfit. apparently, it shows less cleavage. it also comes with cheats.

not sure if there's anything else. i'm sure the reviews will tell you.

[ornate mantle]

Damn

Rinoa and Tifa are the only reason I care about the FF franchise

[cosmic pier]

is 8 the one with squal or whoever he was

[stuck copper]

oh, they changed siren's crotch as well, because it looked like she was naked.

[wintry sonnet]

so what part of this is "remastered"

[cosmic pier]

the cost

[ornate mantle]

I can’t wait to get ninjabanned

@cosmic pier : lemme know how this goes.

[wintry sonnet]

so let me guess

[cosmic pier]

kay

[wintry sonnet]

if you owned the original VIII on steam you propably still gotta buy the remaster at full price

[stuck copper]

what's even worse is that there is a PC version of ff8. they just had to take it and make it nice.

but it looks like they didn't.

[cosmic pier]

I aint played half the FFs but I know some chars from em thanks to dissidia

[wintry sonnet]

I mean

the sad part is

this isn't even the worst case of remaster out there

lest we forget fucktivision remastered MW and then resold the mappacks for higher price than the original game

didnt even include them in the remaster

and they jammed lootboxes and microtransactions into it even tho it wasn't there in the original game

JustAAAthings

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

i filtered that site out

[cosmic pier]

i literally just googled "kotaku" just to see

[wintry sonnet]

Dem, Kotaku's gettin paid tonight

[stuck copper]

it's not a gaming site. it's a drama site.

[ornate mantle]

Gaming Journalism is a joke

[cosmic pier]

ur a joke

[wintry sonnet]

"It's average, 9/10 @IGN 2019"

[ornate mantle]

No u

[stuck copper]

"sekiro needs an easy mode because i suck and it's somehow about people with disabilities"

[cosmic pier]

"the easy mode in this game is mocking me"

"its bad"

[wintry sonnet]

I mean, easy mode would hardly be an issue as long as the original difficulty's still there

[cosmic pier]

@ some game's difficulty level

[stuck copper]

it's less about easy modes and more about people acting entitled to having them

[cosmic pier]

kotaku best taku

[stuck copper]

not every game is made for you y'know?

i hate racing games. you don't see me bitch about them

[wintry sonnet]

I look at it from pragmatical point

[stuck copper]

"this racing game should have less racing because i hate racing"

[cosmic pier]

pragmawhat

[wintry sonnet]

adding in an easy mode as an option means you get to sell more copies

[cosmic pier]

brb

[wintry sonnet]

it's not like you have to remake the whole game just to include it so the cost is minimal

[stuck copper]

it depends. i don't think from software makes games with that mentality

i mean, clearly they don't

[wintry sonnet]

understandable, but at the same time if you just include it while designing the game with the current difficulty being the basis, then I dont see the issue there

it'd be one thing if they built the game from ground up for easy mode, then yea I can agree that'd suck

[stuck copper]

because it isn't one. easy modes are fine.

if you want to bore yourself to death, by all means, play on easy

[cosmic pier]

hey hey

how else'd I sate my god complex of one shotting everything

./s

rip my internet or discord being ded

prob discord cuz it loves dying

[warm bluff]

[cosmic pier]

@ornate mantle did you get banned already or left on your own

[wintry sonnet]

Here's the thing tho, if they just didnt wanna bother with the easy mode, that'd be one thing

but when they go out of their way to ban people for wanting to play offline with a trainer or cheat engine or whatever, then that seems like an issue having an easy mode option would solve

[cosmic pier]

I think what a lot of the commenters were driving at was that, yes, Final Fantasy VIII Remastered is not on the level of graphical upgrade of Final Fantasy VII Remake. This is because it’s a remaster, not a remake. (As it says in the title.)

~kotaku

[warm bluff]

The word "loli" is banned on some servers?

[cosmic pier]

shota too

cuz "offensive"

[warm bluff]

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

meanwhile, i am playing the spyro remaster, and it somehow looks pretty damn awesome.

[wintry sonnet]

I'm thinking of buying that one actually

I love Spyro

[stuck copper]

so, yeah. lazy remaster is lazy.

[wintry sonnet]

one of my top favorite games from PS1

and they got all 3 good ones

[cosmic pier]

only spyro i've played was a phone game

[stuck copper]

i have 100% on my old ff8 save file, but i'll never do the card queen stuff ever again

[wintry sonnet]

dont think I ever finished FF8 actually

[stuck copper]

she pops up at random places and stuff. it's really anoying.

[wintry sonnet]

tho I do remember the exploit you could do by farming the beach enemies at the start of the game

and getting so ridiculously overpowered with the materia

that you just streamroll the whole game

[cosmic pier]

hot

[stuck copper]

you can beat diablos right when you get the lamp

dang. those are some hot 2000s graphics

[cosmic pier]

cavestory remakemaster when

[stuck copper]

@wintry sonnet

[wintry sonnet]

damn, that looks slick as fuck

I dunno what's with Squeenix and their fuck ups with remasters tho

[stuck copper]

spyro is beautiful

[cosmic pier]

[wintry sonnet]

this isn't the first time squeenix messed it up this badly

[cosmic pier]

maybe messing up remasters is their trademark

[wintry sonnet]

Chrono Trigger rerelease on Steam was using shitty mobile UI for whatever reason

and then there was that one Final Fantasy remake that looked like an absolute abomination

[stuck copper]

they're just trying to make a quick buck

they used to have standards

[wintry sonnet]

VI I think it was

look at this shit

[stuck copper]

hideous

[wintry sonnet]

I've seen better graphcis in an RPG Maker game

[stuck copper]

i mean, the art in the text boxes is nice, but the sprites are horrible

[wintry sonnet]

it looks like low-fi 3d assets

that they rescaled into a 2d bitmap

[stuck copper]

they managed to make it look worse than every shitty filter out there

[ornate mantle]

@cosmic pier : I just left. Stopped caring, lmao.

[cosmic pier]

you've let the lolination down

[wintry sonnet]

just sayin, but considering how bad SE has been with remasters so far

I'm not gonna hold my breath for FF7

they already said they'll be censoring Tifa

[stuck copper]

i think the new one looks better

[cosmic pier]

hey they just changing tiddy size to make her look more athlethicc or sth

[wintry sonnet]

I mean it does look better

but at this rate it's almost guaranteed they'll fuck it up someway

[stuck copper]

i mean, she's a martial artist and very sporty. it just fits her better.

but i get that some purists don't like it

[wintry sonnet]

I mean, I just dont get why would they think Tifa's breasts is a hill worth dying on

pun intended

[cosmic pier]

imma die on your hill

[wintry sonnet]

the sad thing is, that apparently the change wasn't due to any internal politics of SE

apparently it was changed cuz ESRB, that pit of fuck

could potentially blast them with a higher age rating

because you know, gambling is perfectly fine in NBA, but god forbid there's a character with big tiddies in an animoo gmae

[stuck copper]

Big tiddies are just as normal as small tiddies

[cosmic pier]

banned

[stuck copper]

sure but arnt big tits more normal on big gals and small on small galls

Depends. Usually, yes.

just looked up the reduction

it's not even that heinous

Seen plenty shorties with big knockers

[warm bluff]

[cosmic pier]

[warm bluff]

[wintry sonnet]

oppai loli isn't exactly a new invention

[stuck copper]

Yeah, the new tifa looks good. That's really all that matters imho

Pretty sure cloud and seph are going to look ten times gayer as well, which is fine.

Not exactly new either

[cosmic pier]

but

will seph's sword look as gay

[wintry sonnet]

hey, give seph a break

he needs to compensate with his big sword

[stuck copper]

Anything that makes the fujoshi happy

Big tiddy for the boys, big gae for the girls

It's perfect

[wintry sonnet]

dont forget the edge

gotta have that edge

[cosmic pier]

@ornate mantle

[stuck copper]

i think pencil dick is more apt for seph's sword

[warm bluff]

[wintry sonnet]

you know, looking at a direct comparison, this could've been much worse

[stuck copper]

[wintry sonnet]

considering how much they downscaled her in Kingdom Hearts

[cosmic pier]

"dont die, dont you dare go hollow"

tifa: no fuck you imma go hollow

[stuck copper]

is she any good?

[wintry sonnet]

command cat, good with cruisers

[stuck copper]

finally anopther command cat

i got an oscar from the quest today

now my antenna has someone to play with

[cosmic pier]

that's lewd

[wintry sonnet]

what's that rainbow skill peach

[stuck copper]

unlucky

[wintry sonnet]

actually it's not that bad

if you get the one that increases luck, it basically neutralises the bad things

[cosmic pier]

3 luck is unnoticable anyway

[wintry sonnet]

more importantly it's +10 to damage stats for every ship, not just vanguard or backfleet

so it's actually pretty big

[cosmic pier]

ur pretty big

[stuck copper]

im not arguing if it';s a good skill or a bad skill but

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

all ships cannot use all of the stats

but they all lose luck

[wintry sonnet]

hence why you get the luck raising skill to combo it

and since this one is base, it wont get removed on rerolling so it makes it easier

[stuck copper]

that sounds good

[wintry sonnet]

the sakura buff is the only "eh" i't say here, since it does kinda make her a specifically IJN fleet, but then again there's plenty stronk IJN ships so

[warm bluff]

Is it possible to get negative luck with that skill?

[cosmic pier]

just pop her in the generic ijn boss fleet everyone and their moms have with nagoot and foxes

ez profit

[stuck copper]

cant expect my first sr cat to be any good so its fine

[cosmic pier]

[wintry sonnet]

I mean it is good tho

[stuck copper]

I hope I get damage reduction on my oscar. I want dat 6% on my boss fleet

[ornate mantle]

@cosmic pier

[cosmic pier]

just get him to lv30 and keep rerolling if you dont

[stuck copper]

Only 2 minutes left

[cosmic pier]

how bout dom cats

[wintry sonnet]

they already suggested dorm cats

[cosmic pier]

[ornate mantle]

Is soccer mom in power?

[cosmic pier]

wao already luccsacced 4 steels

[wintry sonnet]

he needs 1 more for lvl 2 skills

dummkopf

[cosmic pier]

no u

[ornate mantle]

No I

[cosmic pier]

i didnt memorize the wiki on cats ok

[ornate mantle]

[cosmic pier]

[ornate mantle]

Deutschland calls me a dunmkopf

[wintry sonnet]

weird flex but ok

[stuck copper]

No rainbow on oscar. Still not a bad roll.

[ornate mantle]

[cosmic pier]

anyone want some coin

[ornate mantle]

I got a rainbow on Oscar.

[stuck copper]

I got one on antenna

[wintry sonnet]

I got 3% dmg increase on my Oscar

[wintry sonnet]

Feelsgoodman

[cosmic pier]

I got a rainbow on my gay azu

[stuck copper]

Oh, well... Four more to go. I need dupes anyway.

[ornate mantle]

U gae

[carmine coyote]

I got Pound for my HMS fleet for tomorrow

[wintry sonnet]

actually

I haven't done my free SR cat box quest yet

[ornate mantle]

I’ve gotten two Oscar and two Justice for Dupes

[wintry sonnet]

time to do HM real quick and see what I get

if I can get justice or take I'll be happy

but any other SR cat's fine too

[ornate mantle]

I’m missing lime and antenna

[stuck copper]

Do it now, open the box while you sleep

Sounds good to me

[wintry sonnet]

but if I open a box while I sleep, it means there won't be a box when I'm awake

[stuck copper]

Free box

[cosmic pier]

sleep in a box

[carmine coyote]

Nozo is a good Meowffecer

[cosmic pier]

to raise a good cat you must learn to be a good cat

[wintry sonnet]

I kinda don't want nozo

if only because I already have too many staff cats to choose from

command cats is what I'm really after

[warm bluff]

Cats are cute

[cosmic pier]

the whole 3 or so of em?

@warm bluff

[wintry sonnet]

joke's on you

there's actually 4

[warm bluff]

[wintry sonnet]

one elite's also a command cat

[carmine coyote]

Command Meowffecers are hard to get

[cosmic pier]

[wintry sonnet]

it's not that they're hard to get per se

it's that there's barely any of them

for whatever reason

you'd think they'd have equal number staff cats and command cats

nope, like 4 out of 27

[cosmic pier]

cuz the most of em aint worthy to command

[stuck copper]

ya i also found this a little odd

how theres no command cat

[ornate mantle]

Only the SSR cats are worth

I don’t need Muhajideen warriors

[stuck copper]

well theres that 1 elite that raises sub range

[wintry sonnet]

aight moment of truth

time to pull up the wiki timers

[cosmic pier]

pfft

just wait it out

[wintry sonnet]

o

Pound

[ornate mantle]

Which one did you get

[wintry sonnet]

command cat

[ornate mantle]

Ahhhh

[stuck copper]

[wintry sonnet]

for RN specifically but it's a command cat

I'll take it

[cosmic pier]

pleb

[wintry sonnet]

didnt someone post Pound earlier

maybe it had something to do with it

[stuck copper]

よしゅ～

rank250

[carmine coyote]

Yeah I just got Pound myself a shirt while ago from that free SR cat box

[cosmic pier]

a 👕 while

[verbal obsidian]

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

bbv doesnt count to pr does it

[cosmic pier]

its kinda written on their page that it does

[wintry sonnet]

I see someone renamed Graf into Edelweiss

or Gral

[stuck copper]

wait hreally

[wintry sonnet]

or whatever his name is

[cosmic pier]

graf

gral

[wintry sonnet]

yeah, you can't have 2 of the same type

[cosmic pier]

[wintry sonnet]

in one fleet

so one of those edels is renamed

[stuck copper]

sweet time to lvl hyuuga

[wintry sonnet]

besides which they have different skill icons

the one on the left is Gral

[stuck copper]

praise 6 fleet slots

i love this

[cosmic pier]

maybe they just didnt want their gral to feel bad from all the shittalking

[wintry sonnet]

why would gral feel bad

[cosmic pier]

cats have feelings too

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/528197562998718474/561604447164301322/columgum.gif

[warm bluff]

Columbia cute

[cosmic pier]

[warm bluff]

[verbal obsidian]

wish u could see meowfficers in battle

theyre so cute

[warm bluff]

[cosmic pier]

[warm bluff]

[verbal obsidian]

: unieggplant :

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

[oblique mantle]

[warm bluff]

how do people farm sub affinity?

[stuck copper]

You just do

[ornate mantle]

I’d imagine they Secretary + use them

[warm bluff]

i got albacore to 90, but getting the last 10 is painful

[ornate mantle]

Hmmmmm, Weekly is one important way

[stuck copper]

I somehow got tiddy sub to 100 so idk

Just use them a bunch

[ornate mantle]

Then use them in higher levels

I haven’t really used my subs yet

[stuck copper]

Azu.

Oh I've used my subs alright

[cosmic pier]

just use your botes and aff comes naturally

quik mafs

[warm bluff]

albacore only at 91

[cosmic pier]

only sth like 72-144 sorties to go

[stuck copper]

Lolicon

[cosmic pier]

you're one to talk

[warm bluff]

maybe i should just do some 3-4 and auto sub

[ornate mantle]

Apple

[dense wing]

agh

socks hurt

[warm bluff]

i'm only using albacore and cavalla for wholesome reasons

[dense wing]

sus..

[cosmic pier]

ina your whole existence is lewd

[warm bluff]

wholesome reasons such as finishing the side quest!

[cosmic pier]

the fact that you mention "its wholesome" is sus af

[warm bluff]

oh i ignore sos now

[cosmic pier]

[ornate mantle]

I’m just trying to farm for those W12 rates and then start getting other girls up to snuff

[warm bluff]

i'm a pure wholesome person

[oblique mantle]

Rifles?

[dense wing]

but are you as wholesome as me?

no

[cosmic pier]

that's what a corrupted pleb would say

[dense wing]

because you looked at dakis

[oblique mantle]

You doing girls frontline sir

[warm bluff]

wholesome dakis

[dense wing]

there is no such thing

[oblique mantle]

There is

[dense wing]

a pure being does not look at that

[ornate mantle]

Kawa is the last bastion of purity on this server

[dense wing]

[ornate mantle]

Everything else is corrupted

[stuck copper]

Dakis are fine as long as there's no cover

[cosmic pier]

kawa has a bf

that's like

lewd af

[ornate mantle]

Oh true

[oblique mantle]

Bout to say

What purity

[cosmic pier]

imagine all the handholding

[oblique mantle]

No one has that in this server

[ornate mantle]

True

[warm bluff]

ya exactly

[cosmic pier]

kawa is the lewdest

[stuck copper]

Pre marital handholding?

You demon

[warm bluff]

kawa is the most corrupted

[dense wing]

[cosmic pier]

inaba is #2 lewdest

[stuck copper]

lmao

[cosmic pier]

azu is pure

[ornate mantle]

Kawa I believed in you

[warm bluff]

wait what

[ornate mantle]

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

[ornate mantle]

Pure bullshit maybe.

[dense wing]

I never said I did any of that

[cosmic pier]

[oblique mantle]

Yeah, inaba does look like your typical degen

[stuck copper]

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

do you deny the hand-holding?

Send pic

@warm bluff

[warm bluff]

pic?

[ornate mantle]

Court is on session you swine

[dense wing]

I do cause ive never held a hand romantically

[warm bluff]

what pic?

[ornate mantle]

[cosmic pier]

ina is a closet lewdicon

[ornate mantle]

But you’ve held one platonically.

And that’s Lewd in and of itself.

[dense wing]

maybe?

[cosmic pier]

holding hand of any kind is lewd

[warm bluff]

[ornate mantle]

GUILTY

[cosmic pier]

GUILTY

[stuck copper]

touching people

Guilty?

[solar fjord]

[ornate mantle]

[dense wing]

your thoughts are worse than mine though, heretics
seize!

[ornate mantle]

Case adjourned

[stuck copper]

Actions speak louder than words

[ornate mantle]

Except actions don’t speak.

They act.

[cosmic pier]

inaba be like
"i wanna draw lewds"
"im pure btw"

[stuck copper]

speaking is an action

[warm bluff]

i only wanna draw lewds for wholesome reasons

[stuck copper]

[warm bluff]

because lewds make money

[cosmic pier]

uh

[ornate mantle]

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

so many plot twists

[cosmic pier]

inaba is too galaxy brian for me

[ornate mantle]

This is too much to handle in one day

[dense wing]

thinking is an action

gasp

[cosmic pier]

"drawing lewds for wholesome reasons of buying nick dakis so i can lewd her"

[ornate mantle]

[warm bluff]

[ornate mantle]

Still want a Deutschland Daki

[warm bluff]

the nick daki is wholesome and not lewd at all

[cosmic pier]

[ornate mantle]

[stuck copper]

Having a boyfriend and yet not a single hand-holding moment?

You kidding me @dense wing ?

[ornate mantle]

Premarital handholding isn’t in the Bible you fucking heretic.

[cosmic pier]

your mom is a saber clone

[ornate mantle]

No u

[cosmic pier]

kawa and her bf
2019 colorized

[dense wing]

not kiddin

we are not close very often

and I mean, months apart

[stuck copper]

It is pointless to be in such a relationship

[dense wing]

I beg to differ

[ornate mantle]

Whew this got spicy.

[dense wing]

just because you cannot advance physically does not mean a relationship is not meant to be

[cosmic pier]

i blame azu

[ornate mantle]

Fuck you

[stuck copper]

Even if you guys didn't go any further, normal contact like hand-holding or so shouldn't be too extreme, right?

[cosmic pier]

when

where

[ornate mantle]

In the US

[warm bluff]

hand-holding is not normal

[cosmic pier]

brb coming over

[warm bluff]

that's the most disgusting thing people could ever do

[ornate mantle]

Hand holding is next level Lewd.

[dense wing]

no it should not

[stuck copper]

I might be different due to my age, but a hand-holding or a small shoulder hugging shouldn't be too hard

[dense wing]

shoulder hugging? like sitting side by side?

[stuck copper]

Hmm, how can I call it?

Like

[ornate mantle]

Side hugs is super Christian Minecraft.

[stuck copper]

You hug their shoulders

[dense wing]

hes a little relationship baby hes still getting used to the whole “I like affection bro” situation

[stuck copper]

When you use your hand and pull the other close to you by grabbing their shoulder?

[dense wing]

oh

scary

[ornate mantle]

Yeah that’s normal for couples.

[stuck copper]

Kawa, I don't know how platonic or genuine your relationship is, but this is very abnormal

dang

[ornate mantle]

Fuuuuuuck

[stuck copper]

I get lots of skinship with my bros so I'm ready to never use it

Did you even have even a slight desire to be held dearly?

[cosmic pier]

absolutely disgusting

[warm bluff]

cute

[cosmic pier]

[ornate mantle]

AL is very cute

[dense wing]

of course I do but time and location cannot allow

which is fine for me

[stuck copper]

Open a wormhole

[dense wing]

[cosmic pier]

just use long hands technology

[stuck copper]

If you were my gf, this would be what I might do

[dense wing]

I laughed

[cosmic pier]

try that

[stuck copper]

Okay, people are different from one to another

[ornate mantle]

Vegans are scary.

[stuck copper]

[cosmic pier]

send bobs and vegans

[stuck copper]

Even though I am still single, it didn't mean I hadn't been in a relationship before, so from what I saw from kawa, that is a bit too abnormal to me.

[dense wing]

being distant makes me pure

of course, not the reason why I would do such a thing though

[stuck copper]

Purity is something you must have total responsibility, which I won't ask here

[oblique mantle]

Is this roman evo guy our fallen incred?

Been wondering where he went off to.

[cosmic pier]

ja

[oblique mantle]

Explains it, speech pattern and all.

[dense wing]

if I was worried about that I wouldn’t even be interested in relations

[oblique mantle]

All he would need to say is his usual phrase

[dense wing]

same icon too

[stuck copper]

Hello there, I am a very evil commander, you can trust me

[warm bluff]

my friends are trying to get me to download a dating app but i'm scared

[dense wing]

[oblique mantle]

There it is

[stuck copper]

tinder time

[dense wing]

follow your heart

[oblique mantle]

[stuck copper]

Follow your dick

[ornate mantle]

I had a friend who had every dating app on his phones

[stuck copper]

send us pictures and we'll tell you if they're hot

[oblique mantle]

Remember. You can’t trust thots

[ornate mantle]

Don’t do it man.

[warm bluff]

[dense wing]

what keeps me going is that, even if I hardly see my mans
someday I will be able to see him more
more and more
then everyday

[stuck copper]

You cannot live with just hope alone kawa

[ornate mantle]

Dating apps are a fishing hole for catfishes.

[stuck copper]

Or that is just me, since I abandoned all my hope long ago

[dense wing]

that is why I live by talking with him 24/7

[ornate mantle]

Wow edgy.

[oblique mantle]

So what do you live on now

[ornate mantle]

Gasoline

[dense wing]

food sleep
power

[stuck copper]

By always preparing for the worst

[ornate mantle]

[stuck copper]

Gasoline? Gross

Polluting the earth smh

[dense wing]

azu is a car

[stuck copper]

Assuming every worst case scenarios

[ornate mantle]

Vroom vroom

[oblique mantle]

I live for money, entertainment and my legacy

[ornate mantle]

Beep beep

[oblique mantle]

Till the story ends and a new one begins

[ornate mantle]

I live for lewds

[stuck copper]

Do you know how to signal for turns tho

[dense wing]

disgusting, a pervert car

[oblique mantle]

In a car?

[dense wing]

we must take it to the junk yard.

[oblique mantle]

Flick up on the shift or down

Left or right

[cosmic pier]

azu is a berser-car?

[stuck copper]

Great app

[dense wing]

azu-car
azucar

hahahha

[stuck copper]

Sugar

[dense wing]

spanish joke

[warm bluff]

it's because of that font you use

[dense wing]

[ornate mantle]

HAH

[cosmic pier]

carzu

cazu

[dense wing]

awful font

[cosmic pier]

[ornate mantle]

I’m like uber except for lewds

[stuck copper]

Choco Cooky will become the norm

I'll get MLA 10 to use Choco Cooky

Just you watch

[warm bluff]

i'd rather use wingdings

[stuck copper]

Oh, okay, a slight amendment, I like bewbs

[warm bluff]

[oblique mantle]

Those are good

[ornate mantle]

Even if you didn’t amend it.

We know.

[oblique mantle]

They hold a mans aspirations

[warm bluff]

wow what a degenerate

[dense wing]

pervs

[oblique mantle]

[ornate mantle]

The hopes and dreams of men across the globe.

[oblique mantle]

No perves. It takes a man to know his preferences

[stuck copper]

Please do

[dense wing]

if breasts hold a man’s aspiration then something holds a womans’ aspirations on men

[ornate mantle]

Girls can have preferences, but guys? Nah.

Fuck that shit.

[oblique mantle]

Feel free to let us know

[ornate mantle]

[oblique mantle]

[stuck copper]

Money

[ornate mantle]

Wallets

[dense wing]

no, ape

[stuck copper]

[ornate mantle]

[dense wing]

2 round things equal 2 round things

[warm bluff]

too bad my wallet is empty

a round wallet?

[dense wing]

sometimes the left is lower than the other

[warm bluff]

[ornate mantle]

Eye balls?

[warm bluff]

kidneys?

[stuck copper]

Eyes don't really sag like that

[oblique mantle]

Oh I know what you mean

[stuck copper]

Or bewbs? I heard they are not equal in term of size too

[ornate mantle]

You can a have a lazy eye you dingus

[oblique mantle]

Very good

[dense wing]

then it would be a woman’s eyeballs too

[warm bluff]

is kawa an illegal organ harvester now?

[dense wing]

@oblique mantle

[oblique mantle]

I now understand what you seek

[dense wing]

oh god

[oblique mantle]

[dense wing]

no do not say it like that

[stuck copper]

Wao

[oblique mantle]

I cannot say it any other way.

[ornate mantle]

Wait is it the one I’m thinking of.

[dense wing]

I do not seek that

[oblique mantle]

I didn’t mean that. But sure

[ornate mantle]

I’m trying to think of a pure answer.

[stuck copper]

[oblique mantle]

That would be close

[ornate mantle]

And it’s not my specialty.

[stuck copper]

What are we talking about?

Balls

[oblique mantle]

[ornate mantle]

The hopes and dreams of women.

[dense wing]

I only deserve pure answers

[warm bluff]

nah it can't be that

[ornate mantle]

Nah you hand hold

[warm bluff]

kawa is "pure" after all

[dense wing]

no, lila is right

[ornate mantle]

Oh.

[warm bluff]

cute

[stuck copper]

Kawa, if you want to be pure, you should become Buddha

[oblique mantle]

Well thats enough fun for me. I’m gone

[dense wing]

I aspire to be a med student and you would believe I do not know both anatomies?

[ornate mantle]

Well that’s disappointing. I was expecting something clever

[stuck copper]

I'm smart

Do you think if there were anything perfectly pure in this world?

Don't go into medical stuff if you want to remain sane

Amagi exists, hello?

[dense wing]

I am not sane anyways

[warm bluff]

unicorn is perfectly pure

[dense wing]

[ornate mantle]

Amagi is the pinnacle of purity.

[dense wing]

enterprise

[ornate mantle]

She’s what evolution has led up to

[dense wing]

jk enterprise killed people

[wintry sonnet]

unicorn is pure

that's a flat out lie

[dense wing]

well, her planes did

[wintry sonnet]

and by her own admission too

[warm bluff]

[ornate mantle]

Planes are not Enty

[dense wing]

but without the carrier, there are no planes

[ornate mantle]

Amagi only has your best interest in mind.

[stuck copper]

sounds like someone's in for a spanking

bad unicorn

[warm bluff]

unicorn is so pure she thinks anything slightly bad is terrible

[ornate mantle]

You can launch planes from the ground wdym.

[dense wing]

oh I remember reading that line I jp

I felt disgusted

and uncomfortable

[stuck copper]

Why

[cosmic pier]

kek

[ornate mantle]

Are airports actually naval carriers.

[cosmic pier]

your mom is an airport

[stuck copper]

[dense wing]

[ornate mantle]

Suzuya is a boat you silly goose

[solar fjord]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/514333481061449729/617806851525836800/schlept.gif

[dense wing]

g11

[ornate mantle]

but if she can provide me with soft landing I’ll happily do it

That’s sleepo beepo

[warm bluff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/591529405457891328.gif?v=1

[stuck copper]

What even is soft landing

This is weird

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

What a waste

Not having each on a different skin, peasant

[wintry sonnet]

It's ciswife, not siswife

typos in all waifus smh

[stuck copper]

Here's

The motherfucking

Tea

🍵

[dense wing]

clicks phone

[cosmic pier]

maybe they're his sister's wives

[warm bluff]

lewd

[dense wing]

stabs phone with nails

[stuck copper]

There were a doujin about two Harunas in KanColle, I wonder about FIVE Akagi in AL

[ornate mantle]

Where is that OC rerun

[stuck copper]

Sksksksksksksk

[ornate mantle]

[wintry sonnet]

I know that thin book

[dense wing]

my hydroflask

[wintry sonnet]

[dense wing]

oh no it fell!

DING

[ornate mantle]

HA

[stuck copper]

Don't say it

No

[dense wing]

I do not know it

oh

I know

[stuck copper]

no

[dense wing]

andIoop

[warm bluff]

thin book?

[stuck copper]

[dense wing]

[cosmic pier]

[ornate mantle]

[dense wing]

I SAW THAT IS IT REAL

prob not

[stuck copper]

It's real

[dense wing]

it’d be so funny th-

REALLY

HAHAHAHAHAHA YES

[stuck copper]

https://youtu.be/5A9n37jIGZA

Just a costume tho

[dense wing]

ye

[stuck copper]

it's just a skin for the Mii ya

[dense wing]

disappointed tho

no touhous

smh

[stuck copper]

And for gunber

[dense wing]

they deserve to be in

[stuck copper]

Funner

Gunne

Gunner*******

The worst one

[dense wing]

hey, with miku coming to nintendo

MIKU IN SMASH

[stuck copper]

I need a smash character that just says nya

akashi in smash

Miku in smash?

just put it all in smash

everything

even ur mom

[dense wing]

its cominf with megalovania omfg

this is ape

I wonder how jp thought of it bc

they dont get the meme

[stuck copper]

"oh cool, new costume"

across the Pacific ocean

[warm bluff]

i thought zun doesn't really like licensing out his ip other than certain cases so 2hu probably wont ever be in

[dense wing]

true

[stuck copper]

Smash isn't weeb fighting game, take that elsewhere smh my head

it's worse. it's a nintendo fighting game.

nintendrones are worse than weebs

Well yes, but actually no

breath of the wild 7/10

Oh no

So I usually consider my brother as a role model and like everything I currently aspire to be, right?

Turns out he uses light theme on disk cord

Everyone has preference, eh?

Imagine having an app that actually works

[warm bluff]

imagine having an actual font

[stuck copper]

Imagine wanting a daki

[cosmic pier]

imagine living

[warm bluff]

yeah what kind of degenerate would want a daki

[stuck copper]

[warm bluff]

that's not true

[cosmic pier]

ur existence is not true

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

[ornate mantle]

[ornate mantle]

@warm bluff

I’m degenerate

And want a Daki

[warm bluff]

i thought you already have a daki

[ornate mantle]

I have 5

[warm bluff]

which characters?

[ornate mantle]

2x Nitocris, Scathach, Booette, Lusty, EntyxVestal

[warm bluff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/591529405457891328.gif?v=1

[stuck copper]

[warm bluff]

are those dakis lewd?

[warm epoch]

[ornate mantle]

@warm bluff : bro, it’s to be expected.

[warm bluff]

as a scientist you must know the proper procedure to verify those claims

[ornate mantle]

@warm bluff :

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

Is today maintenance?

[ornate mantle]

Uhhhhh, yea

In about 5 hours

[warm bluff]

[dense wing]

ugh yeah

and I have school tomorrow

so I cant help with bugs

ugh

it stresses me out that I cant help sometimes

I just hope for the smoothest update

[warm bluff]

bugs? you mean features?

[dense wing]

bugs and tech support

[warm bluff]

there are no bugs, just surprise features

[dense wing]

toaster and I were only able to help in the morning because he had work and I had class

but now I cannot use my phone early morning anymore

gamer mad

well, hopefully not as many "features"

one man down takes a punch to the team

[ornate mantle]

In bob ross’ words, there are no mistakes... just happy little accidents.

[errant burrow]

Silly, Kawa. Expecting a smooth update

[ornate mantle]

[dense wing]

goodlucj

[stuck copper]

Hello

[ornate mantle]

AHHHHHH.

I NEED TO DO DAILIES>

Wait wtf.

[dense wing]

hmm?

[ornate mantle]

Does GFL have an anime or something?

[dense wing]

hmm no

[ornate mantle]

Or like, a short cinematic?

[dense wing]

it has

a chibi anime iirc

[ornate mantle]

OhhhhhH!

[dense wing]

and it does have an anime trailer

for the game

[ornate mantle]

Okay that must be what I'm watchiing, lmao.

I was kinda hyped.

Maybe even inspired to restart GFL.

[dense wing]

I wish