avrora-general

[ornate mantle]

Nah.

[cosmic pier]

yeet

[ornate mantle]

I still have 7 retrofits to make.

Ardent, Acasta, and a few others.

But they're all on last nodes.

[cosmic pier]

ur on the last node

[stuck copper]

So

[ornate mantle]

It could be worse for sure.

[stuck copper]

Found out my dad is a actual pedo

[ornate mantle]

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

Not with me

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

With someoo e else

[cosmic pier]

was it with @stuck copper

[stuck copper]

[cosmic pier]

is your dad italian

lila likes those

@ornate mantle retrofit me

[ornate mantle]

If sheffy gets a retrofit, sure.

[cosmic pier]

then love me

[ornate mantle]

Nah, sheffy ain't my thing.

[cosmic pier]

thonk

[ornate mantle]

Her ass is pretty great.

So i'd say that's a green light.

[cosmic pier]

rando works with metalists not asses

[stuck copper]

[ornate mantle]

there is a meta for asses I'm sure.

HOnestly I'm kinda tempted to get the vampire L2D.

[cosmic pier]

i mean, didnt someone or the other say essex entertrash and centaur is a pretty common combo

[stuck copper]

if theres a boob tier list

wheres the ass tier list

[ornate mantle]

I mean yeah, but she's gotta be secrtary eventually I think.

[cosmic pier]

just use her and you'll see her

[ornate mantle]

Ahhhhh.

SKK coming soon.

Deutschland coming soon.

Belfast coming soon.

[cosmic pier]

they came long ago tho

[ornate mantle]

Their skins you Neanderthal

Memphis? maybe...

[cosmic pier]

no we dont have memephis yet

[ornate mantle]

Uh no.

[cosmic pier]

wao did you just call me a neandertall

im offended

UR BANNER

banned*

shit

[ornate mantle]

[cosmic pier]

[ornate mantle]

Light construction ship...

[cosmic pier]

ur not a banner

[ornate mantle]

[cosmic pier]

just banned

[ornate mantle]

Ahhhhhh, my desire for the Vampire skin died just now.

[cosmic pier]

last thing i remember sending in the ge server was the sheffield gifs

and said baeffield best field

maybe the mod guy just had shit tastes

and just banned me for it

[ornate mantle]

Yeah Idk. I find that hilarious that you still somehow got banned.

[stuck copper]

why did the desire die

[ornate mantle]

Like, maybe he didn't like you being really vague and shit with your replies.

Because he's all like "It threatens my power."

[cosmic pier]

think they also deleted the public invite link

couldnt join with an alt with new ip

[ornate mantle]

Holy shit that's wild.

Goddamn. This whole thing is next level meme worth.

[cosmic pier]

i just wanted to scout how'd i get the boot lel

its higher level of meme than you

[ornate mantle]

I mean, I got banned for asking a question.

[cosmic pier]

nah i didnt exactly shittalk there

i take a while to warm up to servers

before i start doing that

[ornate mantle]

Wait how long have you been there.

He said something about giving you a special role.

And that he's depressed that you're not on his side after all he did for you.

So that def felt like a joke at first but then you got banned.

[cosmic pier]

a month or two, mostly just sent ge ss, not talking much

dam

the conspiracy

too big brian for me

[ornate mantle]

I'm apparently galaxy brained for asking why he thought Loli is offensive.

[cosmic pier]

thou shalth not question the roolz

thou shalth know what we talketh bouteth in theth modeth chatheth

[stuck copper]

peepe

e

[ornate mantle]

Yeah idk. It's funny. Gave me a good 10 min of entertainment.

[cosmic pier]

damn
that's more than i ever gave anyone entertainment

[ornate mantle]

But it'll last a lifetime knowing that there's some soccermom out there who thinks the word Loli is an offensive term.

[cosmic pier]

i picked the second option

am i doing this french thing ryght

[ornate mantle]

Dork

[cosmic pier]

dont 120 nc before she gets the bunnygirl skin

[stuck copper]

[ornate mantle]

I should use my NC more often.

I need stronger AA options.

[cosmic pier]

sandy's aa buff is all you need

dafoq

[ornate mantle]

Oh man what's that anime.

Where theres some delinquent gets scouted into a club with some girl named Rokka.

[stuck copper]

UMMM

*ummmm

*um

*ummmm

[ornate mantle]

D-Frag!

I just googled "anime where a guy joins a club with weirdos"

First result.

[stuck copper]

ohhhh that one

[ornate mantle]

AHHh.

her name is Takao

Goddamit funimation .

[stuck copper]

lol

[cosmic pier]

balt pls

not surprising

that's just the norm from you

[stuck copper]

hm

[ornate mantle]

Oh nice.

Just got Choukai.

Danke.

[cosmic pier]

choke kai

[ornate mantle]

Let's see... only SSR I'm missing now are U-81 and Centaur.

[dense wing]

ugh

everyone went to bed

and I forgot to ask for

[ornate mantle]

But I'm still here.

[dense wing]

the wifi password

[ornate mantle]

Oh.

[cosmic pier]

gg

[ornate mantle]

Yeah Idk your wifi password.

[dense wing]

only my phone has wifi

[cosmic pier]

not asking wifi pass first thing

what a normie

[dense wing]

why would I

its not like I go to@someones’ home and then

play games

[cosmic pier]

so you wouldnt complain bout everyone going to sleep

[dense wing]

time to look for the router

[cosmic pier]

hijacking the router now

[stuck copper]

Btw did any of you see the fan design of yamato?

[ornate mantle]

Share it.

Also is your PFP that german sub.

[stuck copper]

U-73 yeah

@ornate mantle

[ornate mantle]

Oh wow that's super cool.

[stuck copper]

Fun fact Ran

The artist

Has drawn stuff for Yostar before

[ornate mantle]

Does give off that "Important Ship" vibe.

[stuck copper]

[ornate mantle]

Ohhhhhh? Who have they drawn?

Cleveland?

[stuck copper]

The loading screen

[ornate mantle]

Ohhhhhh! That's super cool!

I gotta draw something soon.

[stuck copper]

This too

[ornate mantle]

Oh wow that's incredible.

[stuck copper]

Not gonna lie

That is a great Yama design

[ornate mantle]

Styles seem to fit the characters just right.

[stuck copper]

Also not a lolicon

And has plenty of floof

[ornate mantle]

Hahaha, yeah I think it's pretty nice.

A big contrast to Nagato.

[stuck copper]

wait whoa

I think one of the interesting parts

Is the level of detail as a whole

would be super epic

Even the adornments on the rigging

wait

SSSSR

[ornate mantle]

They definitely got the oriental ceremony thing just right.

[stuck copper]

Well Lila it's fan made

• It's a meme

Cause Yama is well

The biggest ship ever

bruh moment

As far as BB's go

if she drops with that design id nut

Ikr

It gives off the right vibe

[solar fjord]

FdG

[stuck copper]

FDG though

super mommy Yamato

Wasn't a legit bote that got made

uber mommy FDG

She was a plan to be made

and then both

Never actually saw the light of day though

[solar fjord]

yes she was

still a beast

[ornate mantle]

I like how Al still threw her into the game too.

[stuck copper]

Well

[ornate mantle]

Wasn't Roon also the same.

[stuck copper]

PR is basically

"Non existent botes can become a thing"

[solar fjord]

PR
is what if

[stuck copper]

Cause I think

Ibuki

[ornate mantle]

Oh are all PR botes non-existent.

[stuck copper]

Was a real bote

[solar fjord]

King George was based off Monarch

[ornate mantle]

That's why they're both very mommy.

[solar fjord]

Monarch was never made

[stuck copper]

Like Ibuki was made but

They tried to convert them to carriers

But never did so

And scrapped them instead

[dense wing]

there are a few ships in al that never existed lolol

just like gfl

IWS2000 was never really made

[stuck copper]

Some were built then scrapped

[dense wing]

just a prototype

[stuck copper]

Some were just plans

And some just flat out never even was a thing

[ornate mantle]

I'm going to KBBQ tomorrow.

[solar fjord]

[ornate mantle]

[stuck copper]

Lol

[ornate mantle]

How long has your nickname has #MissingIroha

[dense wing]

lul

[stuck copper]

Since I felt it was useless having #FreeAlbacore since I already have her, so about 4-5 days?

[dense wing]

clothing or blankets with faces on them always turn out fun.

[ornate mantle]

Ohhhhh, damn. I'm missing quite a few event locked ships... super annoying.

[solar fjord]

[stuck copper]

And also because I was seeing a lot of people in my other server posting Iroha pics and it made me salty that I never got her or the other subs from that set (except big tiddy sub)

What do you mean Ran?

[ornate mantle]

I only whale for Dock and Skins.

[dense wing]

whaling doesnt guarantee

[stuck copper]

Seriously tho

[dense wing]

AAAAHHHHH

[stuck copper]

That’s a lot of unique faces from that one blanket

[ornate mantle]

I only whaled 2 times for cubes/gold... during Neptunia and during Scherzo.

[dense wing]

you got no idea how messed up takao gets

[stuck copper]

Hard to not whale hard enough when I spent my 10,000 gem stockpile on cubes for Bismarck and got her never

[ornate mantle]

Both of them ended... fairly poorly... especially Scherzo....

[dense wing]

her face is on the curve of my thigh so it gets all messed up

one of my favorite things about fabric with faces on em

you fold the nose to disappear

[stuck copper]

Lol

@ornate mantle

Well, I’m off to bed. It’s late and I gotta be up early in the morning

[ornate mantle]

I'm missing the white haired sub during Iroha event... missing Ashigara from CE... Missing Maryland from FW... missing Glorious... missing Ryujou... missing Hatsushimo... missing Z-25...

[dense wing]

[ornate mantle]

Yeah... two of them were from farming, but I was too busy at the time to actually play through the events.

Pretty sure both happened during finals/midterms.

So now I'm eager to see them come back and pick up the missing ships.

And... well, whatever new ship comes from each event as well I suppose.

[stuck copper]

Speaking of which

I need to do spec build more

To get the last SSR sub

That will be all build botes gotten

[ornate mantle]

Titty Kitty or U-81?

[stuck copper]

Titty Kitty

[ornate mantle]

Ohhhh.

I still need U-81.

[stuck copper]

I have every other build bote

[ornate mantle]

Only build ships I'm missing are U-81 and Centaur.

[stuck copper]

Then will need to actually farm story and get all those

Oh when I say build botes

I mean ALL of them

Event ones too

[ornate mantle]

Waow.

I'm jelly.

[stuck copper]

I still need to farm story and get all those botes

Finish off the last of collection

And then titty kitty

[ornate mantle]

I'm at 93% atm.

[stuck copper]

My % isn't as high

Mostly cause I'm lazy

And haven't dive bombed story

[ornate mantle]

Where are you on PR and retrofits.

[stuck copper]

Retrofits is well not gonna be too hard but mostly atm

Screwing me since I have to level up other botes

Instead of things to 120

Which is more what I need right now

[ornate mantle]

Ahhh Yeah.

[stuck copper]

As for PR

Getting exp is all I need to do on the last 4

[ornate mantle]

I only have 1 level 120 boat atm.

Oh nice, haha.

Good thing the rest is out of the way.

[stuck copper]

Yeah I cleared all the other requirements before

So that I can just take it easier

[ornate mantle]

Only one I have nothing started on for is Neptune.

The rest need 2m EXP.

Izumo is 67% there already on that one and she's good.

[stuck copper]

Fun fact

I got Saint Louis to like

50%

With just dailies

[ornate mantle]

I wouldn't doubt it, haha.

[stuck copper]

And by dailies

I mean just doing the 6 daily missions

[ornate mantle]

Well yeah, lol.

[stuck copper]

Because lewd

[ornate mantle]

Holy hell that thigh.

The squish.

[stuck copper]

But yeah once I try Ran

Should be rather easy to max them all

[ornate mantle]

Yeah, I'm running into the "i need to try" syndrome too.

[stuck copper]

But yeah even have BP too

Took a few cubes but we did it

[ornate mantle]

I lack in BP... mainly because I tend to skip the BP missions.

To save on gold.

[stuck copper]

Oh saving gold

That's easy for me

I just run double 10 hr comms

[ornate mantle]

So do I.

[stuck copper]

I never run down my gold because I ensure I don't spend it tons

Imagine spending tons of gold on something not necessary

[ornate mantle]

I have 6/8 cats

[stuck copper]

I have 4/8

[ornate mantle]

332/357 ships of the game.

[solar fjord]

wasting gold on cats

[stuck copper]

Who said I wasted gold?

[ornate mantle]

I'm missing.

14 in Archives, 4 in PR, and 7 in retrofits.

Half done with 3/4 in PR, and on the last node of like 5/7 in Retrofits.

I have every ship currently able to get in Archives.

Sorry.

[stuck copper]

Sorry?

[ornate mantle]

I'm missing 3 farmables, and 3 buildables.

[stuck copper]

I'm just missing the one build

[ornate mantle]

So not every ship currently in archives.

[stuck copper]

Mostly farm ones

[ornate mantle]

Farm ones can be annoying.

but nice opportunity to level stuff up.

I'm missing the one in 10-4, and the rares in W12.

[stuck copper]

Main reason for me

Well

You saw right?

[ornate mantle]

Just got Choukai today.

Saw what?

[stuck copper]

Look very carefully

[ornate mantle]

Uhhhhh, not Jintsuu... the cleve-class one.

11-4 maybe.

[stuck copper]

He means Columbia

[ornate mantle]

299 days?

[stuck copper]

[ornate mantle]

Oh.

Yeah you're behind.

And yet you still have 120s?

[stuck copper]

I'm REALLY lazy

[ornate mantle]

[stuck copper]

I'm a magician

[ornate mantle]

Apparently, lmao. It seems like being at 7-2 w/ 120s for this long time is a lot less lazy than expected.

[stuck copper]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I JUST DID A DAILY SPEC BUILD

GUESS WHO CAME

[cosmic pier]

i19

[ornate mantle]

U-81?

[stuck copper]

I-19

[cosmic pier]

[ornate mantle]

Oh nice!

[stuck copper]

My level of rng

[ornate mantle]

congrats man!

[stuck copper]

Is too fucking high

[cosmic pier]

is that why you just got her

[stuck copper]

Honestly

I just went into the build like

"I won't get anything"

I saw the 30min timer

And was like

"Could it be?"

Fast build it

"Bonk"

[cosmic pier]

last i checked that's how rng works

not being a magician

[stuck copper]

Only difference is

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

Whenever I don't expect something

That's when something I need comes most

Like when I expect dogshit

That's how it happens

[ornate mantle]

You know the forbidden technique.

[cosmic pier]

i never expect to get any money in my life

and guess what

i dont get any money

doesnt work irl

[ornate mantle]

Congrats man. Makes me wanna build for Centaur and U-81.

[stuck copper]

So that

For me

Is all build ships gotten

[ornate mantle]

I should switch to daily special.

[stuck copper]

Fun fact

The other day

I did 10 spec build got nothing

Then I did another later

And got Dace

Who I also needed

[cosmic pier]

the day your fun facts become actually fun is the day i stop being toxic

[stuck copper]

[ornate mantle]

@stuck copper HOLY SHIT.

U-81, LOLOLOLOL.

DAILY SPECIAL IS REAL.

[stuck copper]

See

I told you

I know the ways of magicks

Yeah

[ornate mantle]

Is it just me.

[stuck copper]

Thankfully we only need 3 snorkels

[ornate mantle]

Or is the shop not available.

[stuck copper]

Might be you

Log out and back in

[ornate mantle]

Man I am happy.

h okay there it is.

[cosmic pier]

that's normal on monthly resets

[ornate mantle]

Snorkel 2 Shells and Rainbow Torp.

Hmmmmmm.

Might just save the rest of my Core for Snorkels on reset.

[stuck copper]

I'll start getting Oxy's

Once I finish getting everything else

[ornate mantle]

I have 6 Oxy's atm.

[stuck copper]

Like the issue I find with them

Is that they're a huge investment for very little

[cosmic pier]

6oxytorp subs or bust

[stuck copper]

6?

Need more than that

[ornate mantle]

Is Swordfish Squad good.

[stuck copper]

Frontliners

I have 2 atm

Will get a 3rd

Think of them as

[ornate mantle]

I'm aiming for min 12.

[stuck copper]

Slightly weaker barracudas

But the ability to slow

[ornate mantle]

Ohhhh that sounds useful.

[cosmic pier]

dont need to slow uf they dead

if*

[ornate mantle]

True.

[stuck copper]

Well depends

It's more for use with torp botes / torpedo bombers

[ornate mantle]

Which shell was the good shell again.

The black one right.

[stuck copper]

They're both good

[ornate mantle]

oh ok

[stuck copper]

But generally

Most take white

[cosmic pier]

both but while technically bit better

some hit and crt dmg

[stuck copper]

Black is more a force multiplier

Since it gives more FP + more chance to crit

While White makes crits harder

[cosmic pier]

black if you just wanna see high fp number in stat page

[stuck copper]

Black + White together does give a lot of output though

Especially on a high crit / luck bote

[ornate mantle]

Oh I miscounted.

Only have 5 Oxytorps.

[cosmic pier]

white shell on bisko for meme profits

[stuck copper]

Bisko is good for it

KGV is

So is JB

[cosmic pier]

your mom too

[stuck copper]

Lol

Porkland really is smol

Even more so than actual DD's

[ornate mantle]

Huh.

[stuck copper]

[ornate mantle]

That doesn't look right.

how Portland shorter than gradeschoolers.

[cosmic pier]

u dont look right

[ornate mantle]

Yeah no way Nagato is taller than Portland.

[cosmic pier]

she is now

get on with the times

or I'll have akashi kill you

[ornate mantle]

Deutschland owns the right to my life.

Akashi shall not harm me.

[cosmic pier]

thonk

that's not how murder works

[stuck copper]

It's confirmed though

Porkland

[ornate mantle]

How many shells are we looking to get of each.

[stuck copper]

Is a true big titty loli

At most?

6

[ornate mantle]

Yeah.

6 of each huh

[cosmic pier]

depends if you're one of the pepega "i never switch gear" folks

[stuck copper]

Since you can't run more than 2 fleets anyway

[ornate mantle]

Hmmmm.

[stuck copper]

The thing as well though Rei

With core data stuff

[ornate mantle]

I'd imagine 3 of each would be sufficient.

[stuck copper]

The more you buy

The more issues you have

[cosmic pier]

3 each should be fine for poverty mode unless you run double 3 backlane comps

but that's meme

[stuck copper]

Since unless like most shit

[ornate mantle]

Ohhhhh.

[stuck copper]

You are pretty limited

[cosmic pier]

you can drop 1 black shell

for the FW fire control radar

[stuck copper]

But yeah like Rei said

Generally you won't use triple BB backlines for both

[ornate mantle]

I might not need 12 Oxy torps then.

l

[stuck copper]

Tbf

The max possible oxy you'd ever need

[cosmic pier]

12 is for big brain pepegas

but we already know you're big brain

[stuck copper]

Would be 18

[cosmic pier]

from yesterday

[stuck copper]

And that's if you go full damage meme

6 for both frontline and 6 for subs

But that's highly meme

[ornate mantle]

Ohhhhhhh.

yeah that does sound meme.

[cosmic pier]

so do sporkels actually manage to get off another torp round

[ornate mantle]

I'll stop at 9 I think.

[cosmic pier]

if not pretty borin

[stuck copper]

That's what I've heard at least

[ornate mantle]

3 Snorkel, 6 Shells, and 9 Oxy Torp.

[stuck copper]

The thing is

From what I heard

[ornate mantle]

Should be what I'm looking to get.

[stuck copper]

It depends on the bote and the torp you used

[cosmic pier]

masterrace torp or bust

[stuck copper]

Yeah just found it

With the snorkel

G7E

Can fire 3 times

So it's a very specific torp

I don't think it does it for the other 2

Someone like dace on the other hand

Doesn't need snorkel

26-27 secs to fire 3 times

Which is about 260-270 Oxygen

[cosmic pier]

buyin anti sub planes

[stuck copper]

People do that?

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

Lol

[ornate mantle]

Wow it feels incredible.

I'm looking through the list of ship build timers from bottom to top.

And having all of them is just.

[cosmic pier]

i know the build timers of all the botes

even if they aint in the game yet

its roughly 2 seconds cuz my phone would lag on popping qf sometimes

[ornate mantle]

Ahhhhh.

i'm only missing Centaur of the SSR ships.

[somber halo]

daily build doesnt like me anymore

[cosmic pier]

flayya

[somber halo]

im only missing 8 from regular constructs

hi

[cosmic pier]

fleija

im missing abercrombie bp bache i19 from regular constructs

[somber halo]

i keep note most of the time

[cosmic pier]

keeping notes is for normies

its also effort

having to type in then open it up everytime

ewww

[somber halo]

its not too much

isk

[cosmic pier]

no u

[ornate mantle]

Woah I found Cald.

Last Rank 4 on Collection.

[cosmic pier]

ew collection

[stuck copper]

Yeah

Only the KMS torps can do it too

[cosmic pier]

which sub

kmsbotes got meme oxy dont they

[stuck copper]

Remember Rand though

KMS subs

[cosmic pier]

except prob 522 with the bit of oxy skill

[stuck copper]

Are some of the worst base oxy too

[cosmic pier]

rando gonna only use kmsmetasubs anyway

[stuck copper]

Generally

It's used for KMS torps

2nd mk

3rd KMS torps

[cosmic pier]

i56 and i58 got like
the highest oxy
not counting skills

[stuck copper]

KMS get 3

Not 2

Which is why people use them more

Not to mention homing

[cosmic pier]

homoing

[stuck copper]

Lol

[cosmic pier]

homing you say

100 damage u81 flashbacks

[stuck copper]

That's because

KMS have the worst Oxy stat

Incorrect

[cosmic pier]

sub meta intensifies

[stuck copper]

Best is subjective

[cosmic pier]

luki intensifies

[stuck copper]

They all have gimmicks

Like IJN is the middle ground

[cosmic pier]

almost quitting cuz missing metasub

[stuck copper]

USS have high HP / high oxy but lower hunting range

[cosmic pier]

albacore is best sub at 13-4

[stuck copper]

KMS have highest hunting range but low hp and lowest oxy

[cosmic pier]

dont @ me

[stuck copper]

Tbf though

Cavalla is giving USS some now

So they may end up becoming contenders

If they do it more

But yeah rand do you have all of them at +10?

And it still is unreliable huh

That's a pretty big yikes

So basically it's more aimed for subs with better base oxy

Like just as a comparison

101 and Albacore

Are about 5 seconds apart

In terms of staying submerged

Which means it's more a KMS issue than any other sub

Ironic that KMS has more troubles with their own torp than everyone else

[cosmic pier]

15% rld on 57 rld

[stuck copper]

Btw

Did we actually confirm

If that works for us?

[cosmic pier]

idk

the proc shows apparently

so it should

[stuck copper]

I assume it does then

[cosmic pier]

or bot idk

not*

[stuck copper]

Well on the wiki if I remember

"If Airspace Control status is not Air Denial or Air Incapability"

And since it's impossible to get either of these

I assume it works always

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

[cosmic pier]

i can ask the guy to see how does snork with double g7e works

she got some oxy

[stuck copper]

Yeah

With the 85+

She should be around

330

[cosmic pier]

well

she's in a 10hr it seems

[stuck copper]

[cosmic pier]

could ask for 522 she got fine oxy for kms rite

[stuck copper]

Yeah

248

With her skill at base

Around USS level

[cosmic pier]

ran outta gold

kms and ijn are like almost all the subs already

leavin poor surkoff out

till she gets the boot

surkoff > roon & nep

[stuck copper]

I would use HMS subs but you know

They've added 0

[cosmic pier]

i-54 when

so I can run i 54 56 58

[stuck copper]

Lol

[cosmic pier]

sister comps > meta comps ok

[stuck copper]

I do wonder though Rei

How they plan to do HMS subs

Since they too are U-boats

How to confuse players 101

[cosmic pier]

its easy

just dont get confused

[stuck copper]

You know though

Most will

[cosmic pier]

idk dont go assuming their gender by their names

[stuck copper]

[cosmic pier]

yes and most are dumb

/18stars

[marble relic]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/501231036433432576/616623020399919114/unknown.png

The distribution of stars is 1/1/1/1/2/3/9

[cosmic pier]

panicking over that

the wording is shite but still

panicking before all the days are over

[stuck copper]

?

Why what happened?

[cosmic pier]

everyone and their moms yesterday

were like

"why aint I getting more stars on day 3"

just reading that ss

[stuck copper]

Lol

[cosmic pier]

the confusion over the wording choice is fine but not the panic before all the days are done

[stuck copper]

You mean like

They do when they don't get all botes on day 1

"OH NO I CAN'T POSSIBLY GET THEM ON OTHER DAYS"

[cosmic pier]

same

[stuck copper]

[cosmic pier]

day 1 is the only day

[dense wing]

lololol

[cosmic pier]

like honestly all the excitement is blowin all the cubes trying to get all the botes day 1

people who only do 3's a day to get em are

[dense wing]

2/7 days pass

uh guys I cant get 18 stars I only have 2

[cosmic pier]

wasnt it 3 days

[dense wing]

its was

literally all days lol

you just dont know it

[cosmic pier]

no I mean

[stuck copper]

Basically

[dense wing]

but we were asked about it everyday so far

[cosmic pier]

the third day of the event

[stuck copper]

It got worse later

[dense wing]

ya it got worse after day 3, like way worse

[stuck copper]

Because big brain math geniuses

Were like

"This math dost not add uppeth"

[dense wing]

day 1-2 was like 2-10 people

[cosmic pier]

"you get more the more stars you have at that point"
and that's gonna get people to be like
"I have 1, next day is 1 too, its fine, day 3, I have 2, but I still got 1, doesnt line up with event advice"

"MUST PANIC"

"WHERES MY GAME FEEDBACK"

[stuck copper]

Funniest part about it

They think devs would just be like

"Let's just let this slide under the table and no one will get her kai"

[dense wing]

someone had a bingo card for maint that said
#tech-support on it

and I was like

[cosmic pier]

lul

[dense wing]

am I a joke to u

is my service

a joke!

[cosmic pier]

yes

restart is a joke too

as for previously stated reisons

[dense wing]

his name doesnt help his case

[cosmic pier]

no I mean

this is why he's a joke

[dense wing]

oh

im sure they said no

but got permissions anyways somehow

[stuck copper]

That's why it's a joke

"NO WAY CAN WE EXTEND THIS"

Sees it get extended

[cosmic pier]

i remember same case on ender with baltimore art

on a lesser extent

[dense wing]

thats me but

random support drop is a bug

so staff are in office finally and have reported, it is not a bug

[stuck copper]

I have to admit

I find it funny how many things have been thought to be bugs so far

[dense wing]

its mainly due to

influx

when people constantly report the same thing, even if intended

we treat it like a bug

so people stop reporting it

then we ask staff

[cosmic pier]

yeah

like that works

[dense wing]

and use the text from staff

to once and for all end it

and then they go to #game-feedback

this thing that bothers me is not a bug? blasphemy!

[cosmic pier]

staff: "yey, the bug reports finally ended on this simple case, what a relief"
ding notification

1 new message
looks at channel
"REEE REEE THIS IS A BUG REPORT BOUT THAT BUG

[stuck copper]

Tbf

In all seriousness though

[dense wing]

lel I sighed in a group chat

[stuck copper]

Some things would be better if they like

[dense wing]

and someone said

[stuck copper]

Did word things a bit better

[cosmic pier]

just like the stars case

[stuck copper]

Yeah

[dense wing]

are you sighing because you had to tell them its a known bug?

[stuck copper]

Miswording causes most of the issues

[cosmic pier]

"no Im sighing cuz I gotta tell em to restart their goddamn game for once"

[dense wing]

and I was like
no- well- no but also yes

[solar fjord]

but my stars

[cosmic pier]

imma buy your money

[dense wing]

I really doubt

[cosmic pier]

[dense wing]

100%

that miswording

is the cause of all the repeat bug reports and panic

of most

[stuck copper]

Kawa

Kawa

Kawa

[dense wing]

I should say

[cosmic pier]

most of the complaints I saw were pointing at that

[stuck copper]

You underestimate people's stupidity

[dense wing]

but razzles

I live in that channel

and its mainly people just not understanding how stuff works in general or actual bugs

[stuck copper]

"Not understanding"

Which is my point

That's a person issue

[dense wing]

then thats ther problem lul

[stuck copper]

Not a text issue

[cosmic pier]

some people just go like "I've been getting 1 per day how is it gonna become 18"
some read that bit of hint and use that and be like "why isnt the count increasing"

[ornate mantle]

Next you’re gonna start telling me people still believe the earth is round, hahaha.

[dense wing]

yeah person, I thought you meant text

[cosmic pier]

the earth is a triangle

[stuck copper]

Well I mean

[cosmic pier]

fuck you mean bitch

[stuck copper]

A simple mistext

For the dumbest of folks

[ornate mantle]

[stuck copper]

They read it like

"What is this moon runes"

[cosmic pier]

[dense wing]

you do pvp
“a bug: I cant control in pvp”
its uh

[stuck copper]

"I didn't learn proper english"

[cosmic pier]

oh

that

"WHY THE FUCK IS IT ONLY THE BOSS"

"IS IT A BUG"

"WHERE ARE THE MOB"

[ornate mantle]

I do this for the mobs.

[dense wing]

they just dont understand it in general which is yeah, personal, not really something we can help with unfortunately

[stuck copper]

I mean

[dense wing]

while we may give them ingame infographics or text

[stuck copper]

The game isn't exactly rocket science

[dense wing]

they choose to not read it

[stuck copper]

The only parts I understand not getting

[solar fjord]

EN reading? Nani

[stuck copper]

Are things not blatantly said outright

Like for example

[cosmic pier]

people just suck at connecting dots

[stuck copper]

Damage formulas

[cosmic pier]

damage formulas

[stuck copper]

As it's not something told in game

[cosmic pier]

in my waifu game

NANI

[stuck copper]

But like

[dense wing]

like people reporting the captcha not working when they put them all to the right it works you just kind of missed an important detail

[stuck copper]

Most things

Are literally in one's face

I mean

[cosmic pier]

dont need damage formulas to beat the game

[stuck copper]

Kawa

[cosmic pier]

source: me

[stuck copper]

Growing up

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

I learned

When you get an arrow

[dense wing]

razzles pls

[stuck copper]

You follow it

[cosmic pier]

growing up

[stuck copper]

[cosmic pier]

he learnt

[dense wing]

type in one damn sentence

[cosmic pier]

that his mom gay

[stuck copper]

Lol

[dense wing]

like rei is chopping up all your text

it is hard for me to read

[stuck copper]

Rei always chops up all of my text

I blame him

[dense wing]

flippin rei

[cosmic pier]

no u

dont flip me

[dense wing]

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[cosmic pier]

writing full sentences is like

effort

[stuck copper]

But seriously, like playing even things like FFXIV

[solar fjord]

[cosmic pier]

heck I p much talk like this irl too

full of stops

[stuck copper]

Most of the mechanics in fights aren't told to you because the big flashy arrows give away what you're supposed to do

Like what more of a hint do people need

[solar fjord]

what flashy arrows

[cosmic pier]

cuz typo

big bren translators

[stuck copper]

Cus they're actually woke AA guns in disguise

[cosmic pier]

just

[stuck copper]

[dense wing]

in tera, it uses dmg aoes and arrows also for mech heavy dungeons, theres literally ingame guides explaining it but people still go
this dg explains nothing!
im like
aaaa even third party guides exist that are really good

[cosmic pier]

take a lesson from amagi

and aim at the planes

with your main gun

[stuck copper]

I mean here's a funny one Kawa, one fight in the game you get chased by a massive orb of death

[dense wing]

that sounds fun

[stuck copper]

Now under normal circumstances big brain IQ tells you not to run through the middle of the team when being chased

So what do people do?

"Let's run through the MAIN tank"

How to wipe out half the raid in 5 secs 101

[dense wing]

lul I hate that

[solar fjord]

run at it this is merica and Merica ain't pussa

[cosmic pier]

^

bad tank

[stuck copper]

Because it didn't just hit me

[cosmic pier]

replace

[stuck copper]

It hit half the raid

[cosmic pier]

but dont you like the aoes on a single person that needs to stack on other people to share the damage

but everyone runs away from you

[stuck copper]

And wiped out over 12 people

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

[dense wing]

in tera you get secondary aggro, and sometimes the boss will throw an AOE on you
or the boss will do aoe on everyone that needs to be dodged
sometimes people bomb eachother with that shit and its

[cosmic pier]

"HEY WE NEED TO STACK ON THE PERSON WITH RED AOE"

[stuck copper]

Oh right yeah I know that

[cosmic pier]

"NO MY MOM TOLD ME RED IS BAD"

"RUUUUUUUN"

[stuck copper]

I mean one fight the main tank is supposed to share damage with the off tank

99% of the times I ran that fight