#avrora-general
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The internet
I mean it's not the internet tho
Like a never ending TV show
Tbf
apple: "any idiot can use this new phone we made"
No amount of parenting in the world
Will fix idiots
internet: "gee, thanks"
I mean I've seen some of the best parents in the world
Have horrible children
And the reverse is true too
Nothing fixes stupidity
I blame Fifa
Surprised you didn’t just make grey
you could go full meta
that chars name is rei
and just have a gray shirt with nothing on it
ew meta
grand plot
yessss
too lewd
Bruh moment
atleast she knows
Wow. Love the feeling of false choices 
It's both actually
standona
@errant burrow that's not the worst fake choices ever

godeater 2 got it worse

see

Great difference there
Sleepo beepo!
@errant burrow yno whats worse
game kept making me rejecting him
until this happened

the chest man

lel
sometimes I wonder who is it that creates the word filters
me
nou
You can't name your fleet Assassins because the ass part
but you can call them murderers

lmao
Good old 1337 speak
Only in the chat
Well at least Essex was fixed, but not Sussex
So it's an improvement
Sussex still banned
Because milf is an acceptable term in many ways
mom i like frogs
I read that first as may mays
mom I like fromages
manjuu is swag
how bout
Diliw
dadjokesekai
imagine
all the enemies are like
invincible
they only die with dadjokes

hugh who
he's the final boss of dad jokes
doddy
dragons dogma is weird
some bandits
ez kills
2 meters further
0 damage on bandit
bandit 1 shot me

dragon's dogma is the fun kind of jank
the crap that happens at times...
had to kill a bunch of enemies, went up a tower, attacked an ogre or something, got knocked off that wall and died to fall damage
dude ain't having none of that
except when helmet. no idea what you do in that case
yno the hydra
it ate me
I had to wait 5 minutes
till I went down its throat and died
like the heck onii chan
just kill me already
rei felt the joy of dragon's dogma when he went down the well and got eaten by lizard men
had to watch myself going down its throat

well I went back and killed em the next run
"they are wek to fire"
~random pawn
they're fun, as long as you know how to fight them properly
on every enemy
i'm just tryina find out my next objective
even dark souls wasnt this confuzzling 
yeah. it's pretty unintuitive.
but that's part of the experience
did he succumb to the sun?
you could have saved him
not hard. bad.
sure I lost like some 7 humanity on ceaseless discharge

well
it was bad in the sense it felt rushed
like
dragon butts
daheck
exactly

bed of chaos just took me a run or two figuring out I had to destroy its balls first
then not get hit while jumping on the mid branch
it is considered the worst boss in the game because of the disappearing floor
which is random
I didnt die to the rng floor
just went to ball, smashed it, ran back, and to the other ball, ground was falling around me but I was fine
maybe I'll get to understand the suffering if I ever do another pt
yeah. i had that in the second game.
apparently, fume knight is really hard. i oneshot him.
never seen that guy
i think imma head to new londo next
heard there was an ember there to lemme upgrade past 10 or sth
Imma try cosplaying sunbro while carrying his will to beat the game
prob gonna give up at some point and go back to bk sword/zwei tho

oh rite
i did get a quest after the hydra fite
was wondering what to do on hydra second try then just climbed its longass head and hit it a bit and a head fell and cutscene right away
I was slightly annoyed
Whew
"wtf why not all the fite"
I never got passed the first floor of dark souls.
I’m not dead yet
I fail to consider dark souls actually hard up till now
but I suck
Im like "its my own fault I died and if I wasnt being a reckless ass I wouldnt die and its not the game itself being hard"

no u
🍪
You didn’t say Loli so I can’t ban you yet
did you secretly discuss it in the mod channel
u rite
Wait what about lolis?
referring to an earlier talk
Excuse me that’s offensive.
Time to timeout.




basically just memeing a server which is like
"if you say loli/shota you get timeout cuz its offensive"

It’s banning people for saying Loli because it’s offensive.
Sounds dumb actually
that's the point
It is very much dead brain cells
Especially when the running gag for this game is that it's called Loli Lane
Auto Lane is the only lane I know.
manuel lane

@carmine coyote : it’s not this server... it’s some god eater server or some shit.
manuelling is fun every once in a while

im still waiting on azu to go wreck shit there

Oh so it's either tits or gtfo servers?
Idk what server it is.
no it was just plain
But I’d gladly fuck with them.
"one of the meanings is offensive"

I literally said the name and you could google it but i guess I could just spoonfeed you and send a link

You should go to that sever and say milfs are offensive
What was the name again?
im not getting banned here yet

It probably didn’t even sound like a server name so I didn’t pick up on it
Oh yeah.
Oh it's a subreddit

I’ve vaguely seen them around.
Alright Ima finish up my work and go join them.
We'll never used reddit so 
Record my getting banned, LOL
I dont use gaming reddits, just to grab a discord link mostly
only reddits I go to are sometimes 3d loods or anime discussion threads
those are pretty nice
game ones aint


rn its mostly like "REEE REEE GO VOTE MY WAIFU" in the azurelane reddit 
i vote for ban
Still voting for cranes, because they need more outfits
amagi nurse skin would be funny
I'd buy that
"I conquered my koff but it was contagious and now everyone else has the koff"
description

Same with if Zuikaku got an elementary school outfit from Akashi as a joke
sounds accurate
you don't go to the hospital to get rid of an illness. you go to a hospital to get everybody else's
so there was a woman on the pier at night
I thought she was main quest
went and talked with her and she took me to some blackisle location
do not go there
that is endgame dlc
LOL THAT PIC
It's hilarious in hindsight now
Although it seems whenever we had a Sakura Event, that didn't involve the floof directly, Zuikaku was the one calling the shots in a way
Although it seems whenever we had a Sakura Event, that didn't involve the floof directly, Zuikaku was the one calling the shots in a way
So for her to get an outfit feels like her popularity should go up a bit too
they're left exposed after a grand strike!
Peepee poopoo moment
@stuck copper oi
wait nvm
anyone here play HI3 
who dis 
thanks
couldnt guess

AReindomPerson
🍪
thanks
figured I'd click on the dress thingie and it told me who she is
now time to figure out how to get her 
oh
gacha roll
smh
VA aoi yuuki tho
must have

unless if its another mess like taihoe
Yes if you play hi3
You can play with me, powerless, and restart
—aka us carrying you—
Na
ik @smoky burrow is in SEA
so imma just reroll till I get rita so I can use the skin

zuyi is not sea
what
imma add you after I reroll 500 times and get rita

idk if she even is in build rn or not
no u
Imagine playing Honk
In the lab thingy, if a ship is already max leveled and gaining exp does it count towards the Combat Exp grind?
all exp counts
Yeah. Imagine another game with a good story
even on a 0lb level 70
Ah okay thanks.
It aint shit if you don’t have gear
cant you just woosh over to sea
oh
@oblique mantle someone who doesnt play fgo much anymore lent me their acc for a while 
huh
i could swear al wasnt available in Iran's gp before

oh ok zuyi told me I can just get the grill with event points
memepanic
would essex-enty-alabama-monty fulfill essex skill requirements?
or does it have to be 4 not counting her
if it doesnt mention sth like "excluding self"
iirc she does count into it
including is fine
niceu

Gn aquan ily
Gn
well that was quick
i think it suits him
Red does suit ender
zuyi is good boie
he accepts all the loods I send him
zuyi reminded me of someone whose guides on a buncha FF games I used to read to find my way around and cuz his guides were p neat 
wait nvm
spotted some r words n stuff
time to censor
before ban 
what wait
you missed one
im lvling cranes to 120 in 12-2 atm
currently
1 month and a week in 12-2, no ship only drop

she refuses to drop
in like 100k+ oil
i guess so
my choukai is already 100
im thinking of farming affin on her to use my free ring on her
probably will oath her and alabama
i hope next patch brings shoukaku + belfast skin together with black prince l2d
if my hunch is right, next thursday is additional skin patch

When the fucking temp reads 81 but it's literally like 100 degrees
thats called humidity
No
It's called
There's no fucking clouds
There's no fucking breeze
And it's just the sun beating down on us
'accidentally'
cn lolicons confirmed
lol yeah
you know
the one good thing I can say about EN
is that at least none of the top 3 are lolis

azu using the meme form of "accidentally"
real talk tho
Ah a ping
so much tit
Why

where the ass tho
i still dont understand the huge bismarck love on en
she has like no personality
tirpitz is way better
Because top tier
Probably WOWS players like HUE HUE BISKO JEJSJNSK
Tirpitz is a cold loner till you make her a women

she just a neet waiting home waiting for vicky to come take her out
And then she is lonely no more
Epic threesome with Victorious and Tirp
No for real who pinged me

"Bismarck, you gotta get back"
Bismarck:"YOLO"
What was her name again
Bullies.
Hell she even drew a picture
That shit had me in tears
Good thing she dies soon after in history
bruh
U-556
I still find it interesting
that only server that seems to legit care about Sirius
is JP
sirius l2d skyrocketed her popularity with jp artists
did u not see the massive influx of sirius fanart
after it came out
Meh

The only good maid is Shiratsuyu in maid outfit
other interesting fact
out of top 15 on EN, 5 of them are german
highest of all servers
westerners like westerners maybe
EN really likes their german engineering
other interesting thing
CN's the only one with all 4 starters in top 15
so right now the 3 servers can be summed up as
CN - Lolicon server
JP - IJN Bias server
EN - German engineering server

if anything, jp is more titty lover server than en
there's tiddies in all 3 servers tho, so that's not really a good sum up

yeah but in en only 2 of them are flat
You can still love flat tiddies and be a tiddy lover
that's because in EN lolicons can't agree which loli they want to lewd the most
all them fbi threats
thats because we get banned for posting lolis

flat tiddies dont count
ik which loli I wanna lewd the most
those people like chests
the 900+ years old one
that are flat

bache is a special case
the thin books aren't helping either
“Just considered cute.”
bache is a bad case


perverts


Eldridge is too low on the list 
She can go lower
ok lolicon

You'd prefer her without? 
but on her personality, she seems like another usual sleepy loli
overdone!
too many!
isnt there only like
@warm bluff I summon thee
3
kawa is rioting against you
Vincennes
Cassin (?)
wasnt that acasta or something a bit sleepy too
and vincen
and mutsukis got sleep skins
im gonna have a harry potter marathon while i farm nerofest and 12-2 i guess 
only like, my 15th one

harry potter 
I’m farming 12-4
im farming you
I'd use Z46 way more if she wasn't a never ending Skill Activation quote
What a shitty item to farm

oh thanks for reminding me aki
i'm like 140k oil in 12-2 without the drop only rare
I haven't finished the last 2 movies


point is, theres a lot of sleepy small bote
i'm sleepy and smol too

you know what there's not enough of
im just not a bote
metoo aki
whatchu mean
I’d agree
maybe there is too much of us
No you ignoramus
Hiei adult skin is good culture
only because EN timeline is fucked
i need her in my dock

Hiei when
eatsuki
i feel like hiei event just got constantly delayed bc of the random new events
like baltimore etc

and the subs
Dude we’re getting events rapid fire
cause of our pacing
And you still want more
that we've set with
Holy shit you madlad
they coulda just bundled it with glorious event
well i ment more like

lolol 2 event maps in 1
usually i think mikasa event would come out when the baltimore event did
My cubes can’t handle it all.
but it didnt because well, yeah
"2 event maps"
kawa are you sure you play jp
mikasa doesnt have a map
just build


yea Mikasa event is literally just a cube fiesta

i never bought cubes except for that one time when yukikaze fucked me aran
with some meme missions to do
it has 1 'cutscene' in a special map setting
like the one with helena at the end of FW
I remember that Aki
but that doesnt count
nah, not for ykkz
Oh
i started uhh
Idk then
right after halloween event last year
Ohhhhh
i spent 110$ on gems
Damn you went hard on YKk though
to get yukikaze
Yikes
Yeaaaaaah there it is.
I just kinda got her 
LOL
it was a nightmare
just out of curiosity aki
i think overall
glorious with mikasa same time woulda been pretty much 'perfect' cuz glor not having a build and mikasa only having a build
how many zuikakus did you pull

yukikaze took me 660 cubes?

Holy shit
nice 0.6% rate
50%*
That's rough

ok nice copout
with event maps


lul ok


whats the bottom one
Honkai
oh
Honk
honkhonk
i really like some GFL characters and art, but the game just tilts me
this is my sec rn
tfw there's less lolis in FGO
fucking gacha only skins
generic drillhair™
than there are saberfaces
Maybe they took a page out of EAs handbook.
bro nya

That FEH one seems very wrong, a lot of dragons are loli like
but there isnt a lot of dragons to begin with
ID DOSNZ AFFEKT GEMPLEYY
Yes
That list is inaccurate af

might be outdated too
poot plays alot of gfl i think lol
I play gfl
poot tried to pull me into gfl
Wait are there actually only 350 ships
Poot plays AK
lolol
poor 
Poot plays Arkham Knight?
aranobe knight
Assassin's Kreed
AK is its abbreviation 
GFL has this one character thats the lewdest shit ive ever seen in a gacha
she literally bondages herself
Which one
i forgot her name
gg
I'm interested
ill find it, lmao
aquan rn
is it wa2000?
nop
dsr-50

thats the one
Pic?
yeah shes hella lewd lmao
OH FUCK YEAH

inb4 she's the ara ara type too
I'm gonna dip too
she is

she is
same
Time to Star GFL
lets dip everyone
and I hate her lul so im
🏃
Kawa is the bastion of purity.

when u equip the skin
she bondages herself on home screen
and tells you to play with her more
So how many rolls for the skin
lmfao
Imagine if AL turned to Gacha skins
It’s shittier
no u

tips fedora

fips tedora
I got same amount of 5* in fgo as I got ssrs in al in first week
same rate

So 0
Gacha skins made me not spend a dime on gfl 



looks like Le Malin went over to GFL to arm herself up 
theres one char in gfl thats done by same artist as Atago and its literally just a copy
Her damage art is 
Choukai is in GFL

It’s shit
That you’re shit.
no u
meanwhile in KC
Then I’m superior.

Waow
NO
her damaged art tho

I'm in class
I like qbz


























