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like today I saw an old woman do that on a twitter hashtag...
and the guy paaaaanicked
lul
never send nudes as a minor and never send nudes to a minor
both highly illegal
A sound life strategy if I’ve ever seen one.
sending is considered distribution which is already highly illegal in itself
kawa is a minor
I am not a minor.
can I be A Major?
well, i have funny vids of my son, and i'm gonna keep them so i can make fun of him in ten years.
That’s your privilege as a father
I mean Kawa
we have vhs tapes of our lives growing up
But the real question is do you do dad jokes.
I did in a server I currently own
and my mom will watch them and call me over to the living room
For maximum cringe embarrassment.
Say I was going to send seal nudes to everyone
So I just posted seal pics in the chat

show me and then laugh at me
yes, and i will fight for that privilege, because it's little things like these that keep me going
and im like

i sent kawa an unsolicited duck pic 
pear;ls tears on juneau
how tryhard do you get
I have geese pics on my phone
Speaking of ducks, they have the weirdest penises
It was too small to see right
WTF

revy they dont have any
Wrong, Peach
Look it up if you want to be scarred
What
@stuck copper perv
@dense wing I told people I was going to give seal nudes so just sent seal pics because seals are always nude
hai sou

of course birds do
I heard t posing
And it is fucking weird
LOL
hot
LUL
Fear the aardvark
my guinea pigs
Why the fuck would that be good for humans.
But anyway, look up duck penis if you want to be scarred

no
omg im good
lol

Oh yeah, echidna penises have four heads
That will truly scare you
They're really bizarre
brb
i don't even want to think about explaining this to my wife
lmfao

Echadna.

chadobe
That sounds stupid and you’re stupid.


Something amazing today - I have almost 150 cubes
I think that's an all-time high for me
cant find my geese pics so have my cat
Holy shit break out the vodka ladies and gents.
That is a fluffy car
That cat
fluffy car indeed
Has a great mustache
gentlecar
heres more mustache
He seriously
Looks like he’s whipping a dastardly scheme.
Has a mustache
fips tedora
Speaking of, I'm a little disappointed that Oscar isn't black and white. The IRL Oscar/Unsinkable Sam was
me as well but its the best we can do 
yes she has a mustache and shes so cute
I need to claim bishamon
Lol
dapper cat
my cat wasnt such a chad

Not enough boooooks
Here got siberian forest cat
I love forest cats

There was 2 but
only cat i don't like is the naked one
First died due to heart issues
i got a cat with -3% damage received today
fits into my boss fleet
somewhat
Oh right
The new justice I got
Seemed to be a better roll
I love cats 
Torp + Rld, Torp, ASW
I’m more of a fish person.
I don't have Justice yet but I have rolled two Antennae
The first one seems like a bleh roll, the second one is still in box
yes send me all photos of your cats
my cats are all dead

That's a cool cat
my parents gave my cat away when I was younger and its traumatized me since
I hope u never do that to ur kiddos guys 
the damage is forever 
you're 16
so cute
but why would you want your child to be scarred for that for their whole childhood
we sold him cuz maintenance costs too high
but I was already traumatized by a good buncha stuff to add that to it

insensitive/10
for me we were moving right
i do miss him tho
my parents didnt tell me that we could only take one cat
so when we set up and started driving away from home
well, we did do it right before we came to our newest home
we stopped by the humane society
and my parents locked me in the car as they took my cat to the steps
dropped her off in a box carrier
But like right now
I have two doges in the house and one cat
I have 2 cats and 1 doge 
me too!
for me its just 2 cats, 1 dog, 8 mice, 2 birds
now I have 2 more cats and 2 guinea pigs
Seriously had a ton of them
was meowing by the office's door
same doge
Mice too
Oh right
My neighbours used to have cats
she loves saying hi to me
heres the other cat I have
posing
Ah cats
worse than whamen i swewr
I have doge
He's wonderful
some stray cat that is gone now bc the owners moved
awww its so cute he looks so friendly
wait its not stray then but
it was always outdoors
i have my fair share of dealings with cats
once one bit the shite outta my hand at uni

my neighbors cat
In fact I have a tooth scar on my foot as a result
I have scars all over my arms because of my cats
Yes I had a dog's tooth in my foot
i have scars over my soul 
my cat Lucky, she attacks me
Like I was playing with the dog
you got unlucky 
if I bother her by accident she will bit my arm and scratch me
lol
actually rn I have bite marks and cut scabs on my arm
because she attacked me 2 days ago
i used to play with my cat. he bit the crap out of my hand and i was like "come on, you little shit. give it to me." good times.
I have scars all over
ow and you took the dog’s tooth out like that?? ooow
ya when my cat gets angry I like to piss her off more
attacc on titan kawa
its so ridiculous that she gets angry, so I get “angry” back to show dominance
Left an indentation in my foot as a result
I try to look all big too
my own cat bit my hand but it was playful so it didnt matter much
Fun fact
thats nothing then rei
Dogs see you as owners
my cat legit attacks me
Cats see you as other cats
my cat once clawed at me and hit me right in a pimple. that stuff hurt
The mentality is different
oowww
Which is why
Cats will essentially
"Argue" with you
They see you as an equal not higher
once my cat attacked me for no reason when I was talking to my parents
so I had a holes in my legs
just ask akashi
because she bit me
Yikers
shes so wtf
like I even considered contacting the cat guy 
because shes sweet and then she turns into an absolute devil
I have to hold her neck back to pull her away from me
and I have to cover her in a blanket to disarm her
I've never had cats do that
if she stares at me from a distance I have to throw something and distract her or throw a blanket on her
she knows she cant win but she knows she can hurt me
so hurting me is her success
If they see you as a threat
You'd be lucky to get out alive
In fact
I'd argue cats are more dangerous than dogs
yeah, but i'm the one that gives the food, so...
its funny how big humans are but how everything can kill us naturally 
yes its crazy
Lol
if it bleeds
but that guinea pig is an ass
hes always hated being forced to be pet
i once tried to bathe my big boi. he cut my arms open. fun times.

my aunt’s dog tore my leg once 
they dont clip her nails
and that dog really loves me
and gets excited when she sees me
but i shot him with my water gun
is this pet victims general noe
nah
I do that to my cat 
but she doesnt see it as a “threat”
or she does and she wants to attack me even more
one of the houses we'd been at as rental had buncha randomass dogs in an area behind it right around the route I'd take for school
sometimes they'd chase after me
cause she only stops attack me if I cover her in a blanket or she gets so annoyed she runs away from me
oh no 
running away was fine but once it had snowed and it was all frozen
You weren't running then
You were playing the most dangerous game of slip and slide ever
lol
it wasn't good enough for sliding

show the animal who's boss
Fun fact
The easiest way to make a dog let go with it's teeth
Is to shove a finger up it's ass
True story
nice
i'll keep that in mind
dog bites hand
hey doggo show me your asshole
you never know when you might need those little survival tricks
animal slip and slide 
put it in his butt, then in his nose, so he has to smell his own crap
when I bathe my guinea pigs I need gloves lol
they scratch you the fuck up
regardless of nail size
Lol Cal
and it doesnt help that I clip their nails AFTER because their nails become softer
yes
now you know how to date and fight pets
Lol
Now for the true test
well, not date pets
i dun wanna date thankyou
Do them both at once
kek
Date people while fighting pets
and when she asks, you tell her you wrestle with dogs
why date people when I can just sit home
because sitting at home together is nice
just have your own room

and she can sit in her own room
all this relationship talk is making me infatuated with my bf
i read that "is making me fat" for a sec
i've been with her for so long, i don't even think about it anymore. it's normal.
pls
don't listen to this dude. he ends up lonely
i meant the dude in the gif
it's a serious spoiler, so...
im not married yet but im still having a blast just being able to talk to eachother
Must be nice though
||he kills everyone and ends up being the only thing in the universe or something||
pffffff
Devilman Crybaby
Sad part is
Literally every single one
Manga wise
Ends in the same way

that anime broke me for a day or two
But yeah
It's a sad one
poor rapper guy
god i love my ship girls
absolutely melted 11-2 boss why tf did i wait this long XD
cuz you're bad at trusting your shipbotes 
@stuck copper opinion on exeter kai>
She's decent for what she is
Nothing OP
so not like london
But not bad either
London is a different league

got it
yeah her new skill is kinda hmm specific
Yeah that's the issue with such skills
what was it? giant killer
yeah
The more niche it is
The lower their strength is
let me take a look
If I'm honest with you
She is kind of like Portland
Where her biggest strength
Comes from the stat gain
it's a nice skill, but it should have covered more than CAs
Yeah
It would have been way better
anything non-light and it would be good
The main reason for her kai really
Is just for the extra FP / HP / AA / Reload
since you don't really need boosts against light anyway
but CA is a bit specific
I think it doesn't help either
That like even for pvp
Not many go full CA's yet because people still farming washing machines

So her use is niche there too
i only habve 1 washing machine
it's not even worth putting books into
i still havent finished portlands red skill lol
despite her bieng like lvl 117 or something
i think its like lvl 7 or 8
My port is max on all fronts
my port is oathed
i don't use indianapolis, so lvl1 it is
its the most sensible option but it makes me sad when you have useless skills like this
i wish they could sortie together 
it's a noob trap as well
yeah
i got a free eugen, a portland, and an indy
so i figured i'd use them all together
and it sucked

yeah..
early days were rough
Tbf
You can use Indy when you get washing machines
ooh so i can use her?
I mean technically yes
yeah, but i'm talking first two weeks or so haha
Like the reason being
Most CA's
Have like
80 Evade
Except
Gunbote CA's
Who only have like 50-60
Hence the need for washing machines
eva matters this much>?
The reason CA's sucked so badly
Was their lack of evade
if you don't have at least 70 or so eva, just stay at home
See armour wise and hp wise they beat all other frontline
But because their evade was so bad
They got hit by everything
what about damage output wise
Meaning they got melted
Damage output
They have solid output
Because most CA guns
Are effective against most armour typing
endgame ca meta Pog
It pretty much is
When you get washing machines
It's just getting them that's the problem
in other words, dont take a 120 prinz owned by a lvl 100 shikikan lightly
Basically the easiest way to explain it
becauyse he probably has washing machines
prinz is just a free win no matter the level 
Effective hp increases more the more you buff all the aspects of it
Like high hp means nothing if you eat every hit under the sun
High evade means nothing if 1 stray hit absolutely obliterates you
So you want to balance both
cough yukikaze cough
Yukikaze though
Is different
Because her ability
ya her skill w
Makes her indirectly tanky

Zuikaku finally turned around, that alone is more than enough
hell yeah
and that slit dress
ohhh boyy
SKK is best crane.
But ZKK is a solid crane.
If only the skin was L2D as well, lmao.




i hope they're cute 
nice

congrats on your 1 cube
who is this black prince bote
HMS Black Prince? Sirius's sister

- 10 gems
10 more than you had before 

hu hu hu free gems 
i got disappointment today 
I need gems soon for that Zuikaku outfit I'll bet. If it's L2D I really need to do just that
shoukaku needs a matching one



Inb4 already cucked for shoukaku 


Wake
Ahhhhhhhhh, I need to make a team to finish W12. Who should I bring in terms of levels?
I got new shoes and im so excited to leave the house the next time I do
im going to wear them, and be happy in my new shoes
Lol well that’s okay. But like to go places obviously lol
only bogans go barefoot 
lolol
I went to get a package
then the other time was cause my dog ran outside
cute
to get a package is fine 
Unicorn hat when

what degens are getting the CNY Unicon figure
when it goes up for order
how much is it going to be? 
$150-$200
maybe

oh yeah
im gonna get it I think
though my mother doesnt like it
I showed her unicorn's skin when I said thats who I was cosplaying
and she said it was perverted
If that's perverted, then she ain't seen nothing yet
isn't that a good thing?

she saw quite a lot at anime expo. I think shes been enlightened.
lul
she's been cultured 
absolutely not!!
everytime I saw bodypillows I looked away and tried to go a different direction
but they saw them everywhere regardless
and im just like 
I did take a picture with keripo's body pillow of unicorn though
Woah that is the purest thing I've read today, lol.
since they became enlightened, they bought a pillow right?
no
but my mom likes bunny senpai
(is that her name???)
was at moorina's booth and my mom liked the image
"hon look at that playboy bunny shes cute"
- my mom to my dad

I just looked at my mom like 
did you see any nicholas dakis? 

i'm tempted to buy the nick pillow i saw but i dont trust this chinese site 
in4 aliexpress
nah the nick daki was on taobao, i know it's the chinese amazon but i dont really trust anything since i'm chinese lol
was it the boss azu?
oh ya and the planes do a lot of frontline damage too
No kidding, lmao.
what was your team?
Definitely need to swap in Lusty for Ranger.
Considering even taking out Dork and putting in another CV.
oooh you might need more AA
hmmmmm.
Oh.
I might just do.
Hmmm.
My NC is only 100.
As far as AA frontline who has the best?
Needs more 
actually i lied that should be enough AA
jk don’t listen to me, I’m only in W10
I'm taking out Sendai.
i like using columbia since she has good AA and makes your flagship invincible
Yeah... i swapped in Helena.

I can actually auto 10-4 now
i think i got jintsuu before ever trying to auto 10-4
Down side is I have to work in that Fox mine
i actually tried to use amagi in 12-3 when w12 was released
she died horribly because she takes so much damage from planes 
Lol, that sucks.
at lvl 120 it should be fine though
SHould be.
oh btw azu, have you ever ordered lewd stuff from taobao?
Nope.

Sorry, lol. I generally don't like doing online purchasing.
ya i dont either, but this is the only place i've seen this
just check reviews of the item and the seller

@ornate mantle what part of your fleet is getting wiped by 12-3 boss?
Is it your frontline or your backline
Holy shit.
@clear gate What I realize.
Is how out of touch with timing my air strikes is.
My first run just had me spam my strikes.
But I remember it actually clears attacks.
And it destroyed the enemy this time.
Lol
Yassssss. 2*.
That's why I run weird planes on my 12-3 and 12-4 boss fleets for auto
Firefly?
Avenger, Zero, stuff that will force the timing up or down
Basically, I'm making the auto work for me by giving it planes that stagger airstrikes
Yeah that's pretty solid, lol.
I might try that out when I bring this shit down to DL0.
My boss fleet uses a Nakaga core - Kaga has Hellcat, Helldiver, and Avenger, and Akagi has Zero, Helldiver, and Barracuda
Did you actually calc the uptime out or did it just so happen that you figured it out by test running, lol.
Oh I haven't done any calculations, lol
Akagi originally had Comet instead of Helldiver for more speedmeme, but in testing I determined that I could use Helldiver comfortably
As it turns out, Akagi only has 2 dive bomber slots, so the Helldiver's slowness isn't weighted as much as the Zero and Barracuda's fastness
I originally got the idea from a guide that suggested doing it with the Lexington sisters, to ensure their buffs are spread out. And I realized that it also helps stagger screen clears, which is useful on auto in general
So now I keep a couple of Avengers and Comets around for this style of autoing
new bote
her face is kinda weird but cute 



i like her outfit, but her face is a bit too strange for me
So another loli DD I see
she def looks unique tho
Welp, time to lewd her when she comes out
dont fuck it
Ahhhh, she looks like she’s doing an Ahegao.

another degen
Her chest area looks strange to me... but I can definitely tell the artists wanted to put emphasis on the thighs, and hips

Her varied expressions are actually pretty fun.
Loli Gyaru with hot pants.
My final verdict.
I’m neutral.

hi neutral

these artists keep drawing bait!
hey hows he sound like me 
It might give me the excuse to oath those cranes now
I'm conflicted about that new boat. Unique but the art is a little odd 
agreed
But she's got a gyaru-esque design, so I'll have to toss some cubes
She's just another loli DD nothing more
Black prince is a loli? Whut?
I thought we were talking about Blache

Bache
I wish Ririchiyo did a new video for Azur Lane NA 1st Anniversary 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0CU0-jQrQ8
HI大家好,我是咬人猫 Ririchiyo,我会在这里更新我的视频,也欢迎大家关注我的社交账号。 Twitter:https://twitter.com/Ririchiyo_neko Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/Ririchiyo_neko facebook:咬人猫(r...
I think she did a tougen renka video or something in a beautiful cheongsam type dress
I tried learning that dance, I got it down but doing it in order was so hard because I had no time to stop and relax

@steep scarab
hapy birthday

can sub placement be any worse
why dont you just take away 3 quarters of its range sure
just use 20 oil and move it

@flat palm 

Happy Birthday 
Low newbie here 😁 😁 😁
no
Oh god



I forgot to remove albacore from secretary and i accidentally opened al at work 
Nobody saw but it was terrifying trying to frantically change it to something socially acceptable

or just, dont sit on the home screen of the game 
one more run and I got the purin for the US border
8-1 rlly likes to troll me
Not already having the border 
Not already whaling 
joeks on us
I think I hit the hardcap for oil
25k is the hardcap
Lol
how2hardcap

i dont think ive ever gone above 16K oil
i have to throw everything i have at 12-4 just to avoid the softcap
full PR bote fleet?
how2clear12-4

I'm constantly at oil cap
you'd think 70 oil was a lot. it's not.
Bache scares me
i don't like bache. you guys can keep her.
USS Satania lets go bois
She remind me of this dj I read once

Well I lied more like thrice
But still
supposedly, her artist is an r18 artist
so i wouldnt be surprised
Makes this game even less safe to open in public 

no u 
pls dont booli satania
Bache is wierd, i want to like her but idk 
u ok there ender? 
I was on the fence as well, but in the end decided I like her a lot

i'm going to ruin her by saying she looks like a rei boat
she's not gonna replace charles
She has a nice design 
end me ender
why?
I'm going to pitch in here
Bache, looks like the rear end of a car after it's had shit thrown on it
A friend of mine loves Saru's work but
That art is just

elites are the real SRs
no you're cute
i got her 4 times
I got her 0 times out of like >300 cubes 
i got essex and taihou in the same batch. le tem came in last.
rolling for crappy elites feels so bad
I always have trouble rolling purples
Probably just confirmation bias but screw probability 
thought so
it's waterkuma
saru characters are like making a character in a video game
just change the preset to the one you like the most
nothing in al
Bache with a mustache actually looks pretty ok lol
this is where her design likely came from
they dont its just a hole
























@steep scarab

