avrora-general

[calm zenith]

crime prevention

must be white

[dense wing]

yes its because we used to get random door bell rings

[calm zenith]

[stuck copper]

[dense wing]

and we found out it was drunk people

just ringing everyones bells

[stuck copper]

Oof

[dense wing]

sometimes we get weird sketchy creeps too

[stuck copper]

Lmfao

[calm zenith]

i live in an apartment building and get pissed when these shitheads leave bills and other personal papers halfway sticking out of the mail slot

[stuck copper]

We have some cameras and a ring doorbell

[calm zenith]

like cmon

[dense wing]

I get pissed when people tape shit to my door

@stuck copper me too!

[stuck copper]

Epic

[dense wing]

no cameras tho just the ring doorbell

[calm zenith]

you're too lazy to shove this obviously important document all the way through the mail slot

[stuck copper]

We have 4 cams

[calm zenith]

we only have scams

[stuck copper]

2 front 1 side 1 back

[dense wing]

lucky

[stuck copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/445789613030899712/613857110018621528/69284360_537616690315330_1472942532898848768_o.jpg

And 5 if u count the ring door bell

[dense wing]

my bestfriend has cameras too

[stuck copper]

Parents did it

[dense wing]

lolol thanks for that ive saving it

[stuck copper]

I'm 14

poor kar chan

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

Who tf has 8 skins

[dense wing]

my best friend lives in a house but she has 2 cameras in the front, 1 in the garage, and 1 in the backdoor

whenever I come over they watch the cameras waiting for me

[calm zenith]

kids these days smh

[stuck copper]

my house has surveillance all over the place

[dense wing]

your house sounds cool!

[stuck copper]

ye

[dense wing]

I believe so

[stuck copper]

When ppl come over we I look at the wendows and my step dad looks at the cameras lol

[calm zenith]

yeah its g36

[stuck copper]

Would G36 stomp on me

no

[dense wing]

shut up!!!!!2!1!9

[calm zenith]

wow

toxic

[dense wing]

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

I wuv takao

[calm zenith]

[stuck copper]

I want to give her cuddles

[dense wing]

lewd..

[calm zenith]

i had no idea

[stuck copper]

But she not real

Sad!

[dense wing]

[calm zenith]

its ok

[stuck copper]

So le oof

[calm zenith]

nothing is real

[dense wing]

the sad weeb realization huh?

[stuck copper]

Got about 1 month before high school

[dense wing]

its ok, when I was 11 I had a crush on levi ackerman

[stuck copper]

Been home schooled since end of 4th grade

[calm zenith]

lul

[stuck copper]

So I have become a bit shy

[calm zenith]

everyone so yung here

[stuck copper]

But I think ill be fine

[dense wing]

it wasnt even like a “I want to cuddle with him” its a “I have a crush on him....”

[stuck copper]

Hopfully

Mega oof right there

kawa u weeb

Weeb

[dense wing]

[stuck copper]

[calm zenith]

smh

[stuck copper]

We all are tho

[dense wing]

im the least weebiest here most likely

[stuck copper]

We all are...

[calm zenith]

kawa wanted to be picked up by a levi spin

[warm bluff]

i'm not

[dense wing]

I dont even watch anime anymore

[stuck copper]

You cosplayed Unicorn

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

big fuking doubt on that

Cosplay is max weeb

[calm zenith]

ikr

[dense wing]

cosplay doesnt mean you’re a weeb

[stuck copper]

you don't have to watch anime to be a weeb

[calm zenith]

nonsnese

[dense wing]

what about people who cosplay video game characters

[calm zenith]

weebs

[stuck copper]

You cosplayed an anime character

What does that make you

Don't ask why i have this saved

[calm zenith]

a weeb

[dense wing]

you calling zero suit samus anime

[stuck copper]

let the weeb flow through you

[calm zenith]

whee, official desc for weeb

using weeb seriously

[dense wing]

I wish people used weeb for its actual sense haha

[stuck copper]

I'd rather not

Us same

We just call those people losers

[dense wing]

it shows how easily a word can be shifted and formed

interesting

[calm zenith]

when ppl think "weeaboo" originated from 4chan is what cracks me up

[stuck copper]

I have it in my name cause in a servee ppl call me weeb so I just put it in my name lol

Yikes

2 weeks till uni starts

ugh

[warm bluff]

[calm zenith]

university ganbaru

[dense wing]

2 weeks till im back to school

[calm zenith]

2 weeks from now i'll still be unemployed

[stuck copper]

I hope they won't pick me as the student council president

[dense wing]

and I did not make volleyball darn what a shame! totally did not expect that

[calm zenith]

just turn them down?

[warm bluff]

i'm glad i already graduated

[stuck copper]

can't

[calm zenith]

uhh

[stuck copper]

Rip

[dense wing]

“you will not be making a team”
me: oh okay

[calm zenith]

u heb ryghts

[stuck copper]

miss me with that

[calm zenith]

only if you're bl-

cough

[stuck copper]

oi

[dense wing]

im too much of a loner for anything like that yama

[stuck copper]

niimi get him

[calm zenith]

i said nuthin

[dense wing]

no one knows who I am so my efforts in class go unseen

[stuck copper]

same

[dense wing]

maybe I want to be prom queen for the crown ok???

[calm zenith]

i wish ppl didnt know who i was at school

[dense wing]

maybe I want to!!2!!2!1!1

[stuck copper]

the ppl in my class know me as that dude that handles stuff with the teachers and administration

[calm zenith]

but when you have a foreign name, everyone knows who you are lol

especially in a small town

[stuck copper]

awww kawa wants to be a ball princess

Boomers: video games cause violence

Me playing video games: let me feed my waifus naval curry plz

[dense wing]

now to educate them on how to pronounce it

[calm zenith]

let them eat cake

[dense wing]

I do, I want to wear a pretty dress and get a crown

[calm zenith]

inb4 its a ballroom event cosplay

[dense wing]

[calm zenith]

KGV dress at prom

[dense wing]

ive actually been looking for a cosplay like that

[stuck copper]

Bisko

[calm zenith]

weeb

[stuck copper]

monarch dress at prom

[warm bluff]

wear unicorn's dress

[calm zenith]

white or black

[warm bluff]

[dense wing]

I already have a qi pao from unicorn

[stuck copper]

Takao dress

[calm zenith]

crapao

[dense wing]

taco

[stuck copper]

My shirt came

[dense wing]

nice!!

do you like it

[calm zenith]

whoa kawa

[stuck copper]

It's hot af rn so no but it's pretty neat lol

[dense wing]

[stuck copper]

👌

[calm zenith]

@stuck copper 👌

[stuck copper]

Ooh nice. I can’t wait for my posters to come in

[calm zenith]

chrome sucks

[stuck copper]

Can't wait for Graf print

[grave parcel]

i'd rock that black heart shirt in 100F weather

[stuck copper]

I hope it doesn't shrink too much tho

I still remember that madlad that did 👌 on stream

I'm in a weird limbo where medium is just slightly too small if it shrinks a bunch and large is way too big

[calm zenith]

always get a size bigger if u cant try it on

[stuck copper]

I'll get not-fat eventually so it should be fine

[calm zenith]

lol

def if its a jp product

[dense wing]

dont shrink it then

[calm zenith]

everyone's small there

[stuck copper]

[dense wing]

wash it with cold water and let it air dry

[calm zenith]

tl;dr treat it like kawa

[dense wing]

the shirt I got recently I have to let it do that because its 100% cotton

[grave parcel]

take it to the dry cleaners

just dont let him look at you weird

[stuck copper]

I'm starting to get sleepy

[dense wing]

dont dry me in the sun

go to sleep yama

[warm bluff]

[calm zenith]

where should you be dried then? in a cellar?

hung up?

[stuck copper]

I'll remember to do that

tomorrow have to go at 10 AM to do a doppler echograph

[calm zenith]

rip

[dense wing]

no

im not sure what a doppler is, but I wish you luck in getting the results you want

[calm zenith]

a doppler's a doppler

[dense wing]

oh and make sure to wash that shirt inside out!!

[warm bluff]

it is a thing that dopples

[calm zenith]

its a heart exam

[stuck copper]

Doppler radar

[dense wing]

the azur lane shirt is pretty sad because the design on it is super fragile so I have to wash it on gentle inside out, and air dry

[stuck copper]

Idk

[dense wing]

ahhh

[stuck copper]

The tag said that

[dense wing]

for me a heart exam is the 2 times ive gotten an endocardiogram

[stuck copper]

Now I gotta be extra careful to do my own laundry

you basically get poked with a pointer that has a very sensitive microphone that listens to your blood vessels

ususally it's the neck that they poke

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

That's kinda hot

[calm zenith]

ur kind- nvm

[stuck copper]

[dense wing]

an ultrasound essentially but for the blood vessels
thats interesting

[stuck copper]

ye

[dense wing]

good luck yama

[stuck copper]

it's not painful at all

but it's weird to hear the inner workings of ur heart

[dense wing]

[stuck copper]

I'd be fascinated

[dense wing]

me as well

[stuck copper]

What would be cool if they show you different stimuli so you could hear the change in heartbeat

you can probably find a doppler echograph recording online

[calm zenith]

"let me hear your heart working"

[dense wing]

you know, im amazed that when the nurse put the needle in my arm I hardly felt it

[stuck copper]

Like show me an image of FDG coming to EN

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

well kawa

[dense wing]

I felt the initial poke, but the entire damn hour that needle was in my arm
I felt nothing

[stuck copper]

our blood vessels don't have nerve terminals

[dense wing]

its amazing to me

[stuck copper]

so we don't feel anything

[dense wing]

because when my usual hemo doctor takes my blood

its painful

[calm zenith]

ur painful

[dense wing]

no u!!

[stuck copper]

idk I never felt pain

[calm zenith]

ur mom

[stuck copper]

Bruh

outside of when they take blood from ur finger

[grave parcel]

ur dad

[stuck copper]

Pain is good

[calm zenith]

dont worry, you'll miss a ship you love at some point yamato

then you'll feel pain

[stuck copper]

like holy crap do you really have to squeeze my finger so hard

[grave parcel]

itami wo shire

[calm zenith]

DRAIN HIM

[stuck copper]

@dense wing I present u the No U to beat AL No U moves. Use it as you wish.

[warm bluff]

[solar fjord]

[stuck copper]

you have activated my trap card

[calm zenith]

i use pot of greed

ask akashi what it does

[dense wing]

ive never had my finger pricked

[calm zenith]

you've just been a prick instead?

[dense wing]

but for me getting my blood taken hurts

actually yes

waitpn

no

I read that wrong

[calm zenith]

lol

[stuck copper]

[dense wing]

[solar fjord]

got em

[dense wing]

read it as
“youve just been pricked instead?”

[stuck copper]

Ladies and gentlemen

whats poppin

We got em

oh come ooon

rem come home

[calm zenith]

but you already told us you've been pricked

[solar fjord]

[grave parcel]

[calm zenith]

uhhh

this reveal won awards

god damn

it hasn't even been done yet but its already been awarded

[solar fjord]

[dense wing]

imagine getting a reward for a good demo

[solar fjord]

well you do

[grave parcel]

EA in general

[dense wing]

make the first 26 minutes good and then make the rest of the game super mario 64 quality

[calm zenith]

i'd be down

[dense wing]

ya hoo

[calm zenith]

wa

wa

wahoo

hera we goo! graphics degrade

waifu abuse

[stuck copper]

ravaged

sounds lewd

[dense wing]

you’re ravaged

[calm zenith]

lewd

[dense wing]

iie

[calm zenith]

kawa wants to ravage ppl

[stuck copper]

run

Ya know @stuck copper, I’m surprised no one has noticed or mentioned it yet 👌

[calm zenith]

we did tho

[stuck copper]

[dense wing]

I noticed ignored it

it was the first thing I saw

[stuck copper]

Oh I missed those

[dense wing]

so I redirected my attention to the shirt

[calm zenith]

the 👌 was more important than the shirt tbf

[dense wing]

[stuck copper]

[dense wing]

its like when I posted my new neptunia shirt to the ax chat

[calm zenith]

my fellow akashi fans

[dense wing]

oh I love that skin

[calm zenith]

ikr

i also love akashi in general

but that skin is top tier

[dense wing]

I bought it even when I didnt have akashi

[calm zenith]

lol

[stuck copper]

Another Sara skin

Wait wait

[calm zenith]

good job

[stuck copper]

[calm zenith]

cygnet needs no love

[stuck copper]

[dense wing]

I like saratoga

[stuck copper]

Eldy skin

[dense wing]

eldy has a kimono already no?

[grave parcel]

give me more yukikaze skins

nanoda

[calm zenith]

nanoda

[stuck copper]

Nanoda

[dense wing]

eldridge has her hair in that huge bun

[stuck copper]

Yes

[calm zenith]

i dont like eldridge kimono skin cus it has glasses

[stuck copper]

I own that skin

[calm zenith]

[warm bluff]

eldridge is cute

[stuck copper]

Eldridge is hot cute indeed

[calm zenith]

i'd go to jail / 10

[grave parcel]

make yukikaze swing skin L2D

i'd also go to jail for eldiridge

[calm zenith]

jaildridge

[warm bluff]

no lewding cute ships, only wholesome thoughts

[stuck copper]

Ha

Hahaha

No

[calm zenith]

wholesome thoughts

[stuck copper]

[solar fjord]

[dense wing]

smh no self die jokes

[solar fjord]

shh

[stuck copper]

Sleepy

[warm bluff]

[calm zenith]

go to sleep then

[solar fjord]

long day of degening

[stuck copper]

Once I thought about self die

[calm zenith]

here watchin a movie

belfast over here claimin lives

[stuck copper]

Brits liked doing that

Boston massacre

[solar fjord]

Belfast out here

[warm bluff]

i just realized that albacore has a tiny gun on her armband thing

this thing is so cute lol

[somber halo]

small = cute; big = hot

[carmine coyote]

I've seen a pic of Taihou rocking Albacore's outfit, and she knows how to use said outfit properly

[solar fjord]

gonna need to see this for science

[ornate mantle]

@carmine coyote : I need that picture for research.

[dense wing]

no thanks

[ornate mantle]

God Bless.

[carmine coyote]

Not posting it here, but you can find it easily

[ornate mantle]

Man Taihou has some of the most amazing art.

AL is amazing.

[carmine coyote]

She acts like the Gremlin but with a huge bust though

[ornate mantle]

Idk what you mean. She's horny and basically yandere.

It's a common archetype.

[carmine coyote]

It explains why Akagi wants to fight Taihou

[ornate mantle]

Well sure. Akagi is pretty yandere in her own rights.

Same with Roon.

But Taihou can be super cute.

When she's being bashful and stuff.

[solar fjord]

what DMs are for bud

[carmine coyote]

Well Roon is more yangere

Akagi mellows out after her secretary quest

[ornate mantle]

Man I wouldn't mind Taihou staying perma secretary.

[stuck copper]

Roon and Akagi didn't like that

[ornate mantle]

[warm bluff]

[carmine coyote]

Anyways, Taihou please come home, or must I send Albacore to find you and drag you back home

[ornate mantle]

Come Home Taihou.

[warm bluff]

albacore is so cute

[ornate mantle]

[stuck copper]

Taihou has some really bad art tbh

But that's just because she has so much

[ornate mantle]

no u

Taihou has some amazing art.

Well, a lot of amazing art.

[warm bluff]

every character with fanart has bad art too

[ornate mantle]

[somber halo]

i have some really bad pulls tbh

but that's because i have so much

[warm bluff]

at this point i think i used like 300 cubes

i'm still missing le temeraire

[somber halo]

how2coin

[carmine coyote]

Well this is rare

[somber halo]

hot

[carmine coyote]

As for Takao

Any Takao is a good Takao. I mean there hasn't been a bad Takao yet

[warm ice]

But Atago exists.

[carmine coyote]

I think you meant Thotago

[dense wing]

^

[clear gate]

Ataco

Taco and Ataco

[carmine coyote]

[dense wing]

just need to get bataan to 70 for the event

[carmine coyote]

We need some Takao emotes here

[dense wing]

all the bulins

[clear gate]

I have accepted that I will not be doing that event

[stuck copper]

Hello

Bye bye

[brittle ravine]

F

[stuck copper]

Hello

Bye bye

[stuck copper]

@carmine coyote takao is best takao.

Takao is best waifu.

[solar fjord]

https://twitter.com/kamimak_key/status/1164128524225011713

かみまき (@kamimak_key)

めっちゃ優雅なバニ上が撮れた
#FGO

Retweets

5740

Likes

13389

Twitter

[stuck copper]

Hello

[verbal obsidian]

\

[stuck copper]

Sometimes I wonder why I keep doing band stuff

These kids can't even do pushups right

[stuck copper]

+9

[carmine coyote]

Finally found it now

[stuck copper]

Basic fleet smh

[carmine coyote]

@regal reef

[regal reef]

[carmine coyote]

Too bad I'm out of exercise challenges, but I'm sure I'll loose to that fleet no problem

[stuck copper]

Just win lmao

[carmine coyote]

Well I'm out of exercise tries right now

[stuck copper]

rip

[verbal obsidian]

oof felt so good to shave

[stuck copper]

send pics

[carmine coyote]

[stuck copper]

[carmine coyote]

[calm zenith]

this is so well timed

[stuck copper]

[flat palm]

@last kiln no u

[wintry sonnet]

no, both of u

[stuck copper]

🍑

what do u guys do when Al is down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t53TcKIlMc

[flat palm]

Play Fgo

[stuck copper]

two gachas

[carmine coyote]

Sleep

[stuck copper]

oh ym god meowficers

[urban musk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/501231036433432576/613989746665848832/Azur_Lane_2019-08-22-14-55-39.jpg

AAAA

[stuck copper]

um

[urban musk]

even the dog lost its eyes

[dense wing]

posessed

[stuck copper]

monkaS

NO

i was about to fill in dorms and then it hit 12

That's a big yikes

i saw some people saying they didnt have saratoga skin yet

how is this possible

i was 3k points over the max

[verbal obsidian]

@stuck copper its usually when im sleeping cause its 3am

[stuck copper]

oh lucky

[verbal obsidian]

but when im awake its league and w/e steam games in queue

[stuck copper]

i dont have saratoga skin

for me its 9am

[verbal obsidian]

[stuck copper]

lila ........

[verbal obsidian]

shouldnt u be working peachy

[stuck copper]

i am

imagine working

[verbal obsidian]

[stuck copper]

sadly i cant get welfare

[verbal obsidian]

lila is only 16

so he lives with parents

dont mind him/her/it/thing/peperino

[stuck copper]

I'll be a beggar soon enough

[verbal obsidian]

speak it into existence

[carmine coyote]

Anyways time for sleep

[stuck copper]

1 and a half hours 4 and a half to go

[cosmic pier]

nice

[regal reef]

[verbal obsidian]

[cosmic pier]

did I just read maid

[urban musk]

yes

that's her summer outfit

[cosmic pier]

i popped a few rolls but couldnt luccsacc her

[dim skiff]

What's the albacore uncensored thing?

[cosmic pier]

[dim skiff]

Dunno saw it in announcements

Or server news

[cosmic pier]

her normal ingame cg

is banned here on discord

[dim skiff]

Ohh

I figured it out now

After looking through all the fun edits everybody did in #trophy-room

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

posting trophies of free rewards

[carmine coyote]

Some got Albacore early too you know

Since she is also a build ship

[cosmic pier]

dat guy in gaem feedback tho

"how'm I supposed to know when maint starts"

[carmine coyote]

[stuck copper]

google "azur lane maintenance time"

do math

win

[cosmic pier]

that's too much effort

i already know the time

[stuck copper]

has internet, went to school, can't do either

ato sukoshi

soon...

soon i can touch my girls again

[graceful prawn]

[carmine coyote]

But Math is so hard. I mean how do I Math

[stuck copper]

pre dl is here

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

yay

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/7tRUEDY336KZrLB80jM3uSWfnKGcewycUOyD9hjriyc/https/cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/575425475678306335/614077329941069845/FB_IMG_15664778053575447.jpg?width=207&height=641

[wintry sonnet]

2 elites, 1 rare and 1 SR cat

not a bad start

[cosmic pier]

luccsacc

[stuck copper]

do they drop from tech boxes?

i could google it, but i'd rather engage in constructive conversation (a.k.a i'm lazy)

[wintry sonnet]

does what drop, cats?

no, you get 1 catbox for free every day, every next one you gotta pay 1,5k

[stuck copper]

Tldr

You have to whale coin

[wintry sonnet]

oh and maximum you can craft is 15 cat boxes a day

[stuck copper]

Yeah

Time to dive in

"Catch these little buggers"

AKASHI

LANGUAGE

[wintry sonnet]

so, I did all 15

[stuck copper]

Did you get anything woke?

[cosmic pier]

richkid

[wintry sonnet]

2 SRs, 6 Elites, 7 rares

eh

it's not THAT expensive

esp since I got plenty money from affection grinding melon

the 1st SR if I read the timer correctly is uh

Steel

won't know who the other one is until I free up training slot

which fun fact

I think the game knows I'm one of the rare breeds who cares about submarines

cause these are Steel's skills

just for the 2nd skill alone, worth it

[cosmic pier]

is that why the game has given you those 2 subs you're missing already

[wintry sonnet]

everyone's a critic

out of curiosity

what cat did you guys get from tutorial

wondering if everyone starts off with the same cat

[stuck copper]

2 rare, 1 elite, 1 super rare

let's go

[wintry sonnet]

hm, mine was Yoshimaru, so not the same cat, but same rarity

[stuck copper]

i got jiromaru

build timer says i got lime

[cosmic pier]

lame

[wintry sonnet]

sounds so far like the tutorial cat is always an elite

oh, Cal got nozo's pfp cat

[stuck copper]

the only one i really want is the ambush one

Yikes no SR

imagine having money

[wintry sonnet]

ambush one?

[cosmic pier]

cal deeply loves ambushes

[solar fjord]

Some chump wasted all his gold on cats

[wintry sonnet]

oh, bishamaru

[stuck copper]

there is one that helps with ambushes

[wintry sonnet]

yeah that's Bishamaru

[cosmic pier]

if I got a dollar for everytime cal got angeri over ambushes I'd be richer than cal

[wintry sonnet]

tho personally I was hoping for Justice

[cosmic pier]

aran*

[wintry sonnet]

"While equipped as Commander Cat, when the fleet contains a destroyer and is not engaging in battle, and when an allied fleet is currently in battle in an adjacent square, the fleet can choose to swap with the allied fleet and take over the allied fleet's battle. "

[cosmic pier]

@last kiln apparently I gave the academy blessing way too much credit

[wintry sonnet]

no more boss fleet getting ambushed on the way and forced into fighting

[cosmic pier]

sayin at most it'd be 1 hour off

its just 7:45

instead of 8hr

mucho time saved

[stuck copper]

top socre 17 on shooting game :D :D :D :D :D

[wintry sonnet]

oh right, I need Edelweiss too

for another hunting range increase

actually nvm I think I got him too

both submarine cats on 1st 4pull

[stuck copper]

how do i get more ticketssss

[cosmic pier]

its ok you can take your time with cats

w13 aint here yet

[stuck copper]

im gonna need to go look at the guides for these...

[wintry sonnet]

yeah, the talent training or whatever it's called is some confusing shit

[stuck copper]

i'd love to buy more boxes, but exeter is crying in her room

[cosmic pier]

let her cry some more

[stuck copper]

"shikikan? kai when?"

[cosmic pier]

"nevada"

[wintry sonnet]

yay, more cockteasing with ships we dont have yet

[cosmic pier]

wao

lolicon

[stuck copper]

exeter a hikki?

wait i mean

essex*

well, there went all my coins

[urban musk]

i lucksacked

[wintry sonnet]

so, how does that summer festival thing work

you got limited amount of tries?

[urban musk]

got this cat with BB FP boost talent level 2

[stuck copper]

ye

[wintry sonnet]

oof

[stuck copper]

do not do the targeting game with phone

need keyboard

like nox or sth

mapo best cat

[cosmic pier]

mapo tofu

approved by kirei

[stuck copper]

shrine is important tho

[wintry sonnet]

uh, are the buttons for the targetting game positioned same way as the sortie buttons?

[stuck copper]

do the first one it makes skill training faster

yea

[wintry sonnet]

oh, good

wasn't sure if I'll have to take an L one run just to switch controls

[stuck copper]

no it doersnt start right away

havent tried fireworks

and the food is a memory game

[wintry sonnet]

oh

actually, the buttons are off position

at least the controller one

[stuck copper]

oh

[wintry sonnet]

not sure if good or not

[stuck copper]

nice

i got 17 bcs i used phone

[wintry sonnet]

it does say perfect but I didnt feel like I did particularly well

[stuck copper]

its so hard to aim

[wintry sonnet]

oh, lol

I lucked out so fucking hard here

[stuck copper]

#gameplay-help being its good old self

[wintry sonnet]

35+ is the first tier prize

[stuck copper]

150 gold :/

give us moooore

so i can buy cats

[wintry sonnet]

fk

I have to stop randomly clicking places

I have no idea what I'm doing

[stuck copper]

does the food one ever end?

[cosmic pier]

think maritel one helped with secretary affection or sth

[stuck copper]

Yeah

academic aquan

Marital is sec affection

faster skill training

[cosmic pier]

academic takes 15 mins off 8hr books, dunno other tiers but its prob even less

[stuck copper]

just click on the info box. it tells you everything you need to know

blue is a little more dmg

[wintry sonnet]

well fuck

I didnt resend my academy skills yet

[stuck copper]

wow. 15 minutes. that's basically nothing

[cosmic pier]

45 mins save in a day

[wintry sonnet]

oh, affection gain rate for secretary ship

[stuck copper]

3.125%

[wintry sonnet]

I wonder if it counts for waifus too

[stuck copper]

Enty skin is great btw

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

honestly idc i;ll take anything that makes skill training faster

[wintry sonnet]

which skin

the one with 2 right legs?

[stuck copper]

x3 core data blesss

[wintry sonnet]

oh...

well shit

[cosmic pier]

@urban musk wait did gil actually manage to die yet another poinltess death

[wintry sonnet]

I already sent them out

[cosmic pier]

you can just change the blessing

[urban musk]

for SF?

nah

[cosmic pier]

I meant hf2 ye dumass

did you just tell me gil is gonna die in sf too

[solar fjord]

I forgot you get a letter from the anni ship stuck with a shitty letter from PoW

[cosmic pier]

wow

rude

imma come over and slap you

[solar fjord]

[wintry sonnet]

by letter do you mean email

or an actual item in your depot

[solar fjord]

Item in depot

[wintry sonnet]

oh

good to know in advance

cause I was about to pick yan diego

[stuck copper]

dang

[solar fjord]

a letter I should of got from atago

[stuck copper]

that means i have to pick and scrap atago

[solar fjord]

I only picked pow cause she isn't MLB yet

[stuck copper]

thanks for the warning

[wintry sonnet]

guess I'll do the same, kek

[stuck copper]

imagine having a permanent sandy-related item

[cosmic pier]

well

you got a permanent sandy related... sandy

[wintry sonnet]

then again, I could also pick Lusty

[cosmic pier]

imagine that

[wintry sonnet]

I mean they'll get scrapped either way

but Lusty was my 1st SSR so it'd be cool to have an item of hers in depot

as a reminder

[stuck copper]

that shooting game is trash

[cosmic pier]

so romantic

[solar fjord]

[stuck copper]

not only is it hard to control with no practice, the reticule is hard to see as well

[wintry sonnet]

yea you know what, I'm going with lusty. She carried me through early game so it's only fair

[cosmic pier]

most picked botes prob gonna be sandy and warspit

[stuck copper]

i took hood because hood is good

anyone else notice how much her chest grows when you choose anytying other than her base cg LOL

[solar fjord]

I betrayed atago

[wintry sonnet]

not sure if I'm missing something

but there's no "play without using ticket" button anywhere that I can see

[stuck copper]

vs

[cosmic pier]

its just the play button itself

[stuck copper]

??

[cosmic pier]

if you got a ticket it gets consumed

if not then nothing

duh

[wintry sonnet]

so either way I have to use up my tickets before I can even practice

[solar fjord]

Her bewbs are covered

[wintry sonnet]

good planning

[cosmic pier]

just use tickets on memory gaem

[stuck copper]

those gotta be bound to have a chest tyhat flat

[cosmic pier]

then practice shooting after tickets out

[stuck copper]

it's so jank

i press the fire button and the reticule moves. i clearly hit something but it doesnt register

[cosmic pier]

they need help

@solar fjord its ok you can just apologize

[wintry sonnet]

wow, the memory game is a complete joke in comparison to the shooting one

[solar fjord]

Got her Valentine at least

[stuck copper]

[cosmic pier]

it does say you'll get a commemorative item so its intentional cheating

[stuck copper]

im not very intelligent so i didnt get it right all the time

[wintry sonnet]

you have to try to actually lose it

[stuck copper]

i think id be better at shooty shoot

[wintry sonnet]

I dunno, the shooting one is weird

you dont get any time refund so it's almost better to just go on a blindfold shotgun turkey shoot

and just go for the closest thing

instead of trying to look around for the 10 pointer

[cosmic pier]

the 10 pointers apparently are only on first 2 waves anyway

[wintry sonnet]

yeah, didnt see any on practice run after a while

and the reticle doesnt reset either, so

[cosmic pier]

max points you can get is like 40 or sth

45 maybe if you got some speed hax

[wintry sonnet]

so on my first run I got 37

which is basically max points

[cosmic pier]

aqupro

[wintry sonnet]

call me supah hacka

[cosmic pier]

damn

someone's out for daru's spot

[wintry sonnet]

but yea I see the problem now

the highest value targets disappear each round

until you're left with just the 2 pointers

[cosmic pier]

well, they dont refresh the targets

you shoot down and after reset its just the remaning ones

max value on board is 50

[wintry sonnet]

ah, so that's what it is

[cosmic pier]

2 10 (20) 4 5 (20) and 5 2 (10)

aka 50 pro maths

[wintry sonnet]

so just spam the middle and hope the high pointers spawn there

[cosmic pier]

if you hold the shoot button it supposedly gets a bit slower but easier to shoot

not practical for speeding for most score tho

argh fuck

had to move like a hundred heavy boxes around yesterday

[wintry sonnet]

also the fire button sometimes glitches out if you shoot too early

[cosmic pier]

my body was fine yesterday but after getting some time to chill all of it hurts if i move

work sux

[wintry sonnet]

yeah I don think I'll bother with the shooting one anymore

the control's too clunky and it's too much randomness with too little room for mistake

half the time i can't even break the 35 point value

[cosmic pier]

only 4 points to go

[wintry sonnet]

if someone managed to get a better score than this, you're officially a god, cause it'd take inhumane reflexes and guesswork to pull off 48

if you flinch for as much as a fraction of a second, your shot jams up or the targets spawn on wrong side of the screen, you're boned

[stuck copper]

Lol

[wintry sonnet]

That shake with cat poop tho

ok, so the food stall is basically freelo as long as you dont have a brain fart

[stuck copper]

my brain wasnt working i think im tired

[wintry sonnet]

fireworks one is so-so, not too difficult but gotta be careful about it

shooting one's a pass for me, too rng-heavy and too clunky to control

then again the only thing you lose for not getting 1st prize is 20 coins

and 10+ is all you need for 2nd place

[stuck copper]

20 coins lmao

two cats

[gritty hamlet]

[wintry sonnet]

nice

I wasn't planning on sleeping today anyway

hm, so my cats from first 4 are Steel, Edelweiss, Eagle and Katsumaru

[stuck copper]

i bought 10 to fill up my queue. i'm pretty excited.

[wintry sonnet]

bought all 15

[stuck copper]

yoo

[cosmic pier]

whel

[stuck copper]

we get notiofications for research now

[wintry sonnet]

Future

[stuck copper]

exeter needs her kai, so i spent 20k on that

[wintry sonnet]

I'll get onto doing their kai sometime

first I need some high class pussycats in my fleet

[cosmic pier]

pff first day or yer doing it wronk

[wintry sonnet]

dont care about day 1 retro, I rather get them to 100 affection first

[stuck copper]

not necessarily day 1. it's bad to rush things.

[cosmic pier]

imagine all the people going mad that they can't finish sandy's retro on the literal day 1

[stuck copper]

is sandy retro here?

no

i didnt read the notes this time

ah oke

[wintry sonnet]

actually, I can imagine a scenario where that'd become hard to do

[stuck copper]

exeter and achilles

[wintry sonnet]

mikasa

[cosmic pier]

mika...who?

[stuck copper]

i want exeter retro .w.

but i never have gold ever evr

[cosmic pier]

never heard that name

ahhh

that one

you must mean the attack on kyojin mikasa

[stuck copper]

attack on kyojin

also known as shingeki no titan

This new update is pretty cool

[cosmic pier]

yeah i heard avrora event now has notifications

my friends were overjoyed

[stuck copper]

[wintry sonnet]

time to see who the other SR cat is

fingers crossed for Justice

[clear gate]

JUSTICE

[cosmic pier]

good thing that was included in the patch notes

oh wait

[stuck copper]

So like

[wintry sonnet]

oh

it's Bishamaru

that's fine too

decreased rate of ambush

won't say no to that

[stuck copper]

[cosmic pier]

imagine getting ambushed any way

[wintry sonnet]

well

it does get calculated off support stat

which is her lowest stat

tho I'm guessing it'll take support stat off both cats you got equipped

[stuck copper]

[wintry sonnet]

curiously there's a slot for staff cat and command cat

but only 3 cats out of all of them have command cat specific skills

[cosmic pier]

3 command spells cat skills

[stuck copper]

[clear gate]

JUSTICE

[wintry sonnet]

I'm curious if the initial ability is the same or if it's rando

[cosmic pier]

@steep scarab

[wintry sonnet]

uh, do they have more skills?

[clear gate]

No, some Elites are supposed to be really good

[wintry sonnet]

from what I've seen and read so far, they just have different main skills

[urban musk]

hai hai

/cats

[marble relic]

Z23 Sensei

MEOWFFICER QUICK GUIDE

What are Meowfficers?
They are companions that you can add up to 2 per fleet (including sub fleets). They buff your fleets with their "skills" and "talents". There are 27 different types of them.

How do I get them?
You get them by opening Cat Boxes in the Cat House. The Cat House can be found under HQ > Cat Lodge. The first Cat Box you buy everyday is free. You can buy up to 14 more per day, with each costing 1500 Gold. It is strongly recommended you do NOT binge on them!

How do I level them?
Just like ships, they gain experience when sortied. They do not cost any oil, however their exp gain is dependent on the oil spent by the fleet. They max out at level 30. You can also level them by feeding other meowfficers to them, at no exp loss (20% bonus if identical). Hence there is no need to worry about raising the "wrong cat". Do note their exp gain/requirements are different from ships, and are dependent on rarity, as per this chart

What are talents?
Talents buff a specific ship type or faction. They get 1-3 permanent talents (depending on rarity). Every 5 levels they gain, they get a Cat Paw which can be used to roll (or reroll) new talents or raise the level of some talents.
This Talent Tierlist shows which talents are better and should be prioritised

What are skills?
Skills are unique to each type of Meowfficer. They usually give some stat buff or some perk to the fleet. They get 1 skill initially, and they can get up to 3 skills, each obtained by feeding duplicates (1 for 2nd, 3 for 3rd). The potency of the skills is dependent on their stats which increase through levels.
Do note that the skill stat buffs are mostly inferior to talent stat buffs.

Visit the AL Wiki Page on Meowfficers for more details on them.

[urban musk]

this may help

[wintry sonnet]

jesus fuck, a little warning would be nice

that wall of text scared the shit out of me

[urban musk]

[stuck copper]

🏆

[urban musk]

ahem

[stuck copper]

Wut

[urban musk]

@stuck copper that would belong in #trophy-room pal

as per rule 9

[stuck copper]

Oof

Thought u could post whatever here

[urban musk]

i mean, better to ask people to take them down anyways

ikr

[stuck copper]

skill descriptions could be clearer

what does "small amount based on x stat" mean?

is it that stat or a fraction? if it's a fraction, how much?

makes it hard to make informed decisions

[regal reef]

o lawd enty is such a nerd i love this

[urban musk]

heh

cal

talking about cat skills?

here's my answer

ignore them

it's tiny

[wintry sonnet]

so how does the reset work

do you get refunded on the paw print?

[regal reef]

hnnngh

[urban musk]

@stuck copper

yeah it's really small

[regal reef]

To explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life, and new civilizations

[clear gate]

To boldly go where no man has gone before

[urban musk]

More talents thru paws

Skills is by "limit breaking" with dupes

[cosmic pier]

ewww its an enty

🚮

[warm epoch]

I did all 15 boxes

I didn't get sr cat

[clear gate]

Do you like submarines?
https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/Edelweiss

[stuck copper]

that's not what i meant

[warm epoch]

wait crap

[urban musk]

Talents is from paws only

Consuming cats is exp only