#avrora-general

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dense wing
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theyre always rude about it, and some flip over it

stuck copper
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patchy of course they are, theyre playing one of the most toxic and competitive games on the planet

dense wing
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flip in a good way

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some just see it as a normal voice, and I like those people

stuck copper
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had a friend who wouldnt join vc bc he was self conscious of his unique accent

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we finally convinced him to join cuz it was easier to play games if he could talk, and we actually helped him realize that his voice is just his voice

dense wing
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LeanderXD im self conscious of joining vc's

stuck copper
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anyone who makes fun of someones voice is just an ass and their opinion shouldnt be taken seriously anyways

verbal obsidian
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that and if youre friends irl

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u can beat each other up

dense wing
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when I was streaming twd I would have mini anxiety attacks before EntyLUL

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because im here, projecting my voice to an audience

stuck copper
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TaihouScared calling someones voice loli is a compliment..

dense wing
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you must not know the ones who use it as an insult TaihouScared

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especially those who go "show us your real voice"

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its like
uhh hi

stuck copper
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patchy ugh

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pfft assholes

cosmic pier
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why are you using a voice changer

dense wing
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I dont sound that abnormal irl why do people make it sound like im higher than the clouds in vc TaihouScared

stuck copper
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rei is one of those people i see

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cuz people are just mean

dense wing
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I will make fun of their voices instead BuckySmug

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the bullee becomes the bully

stuck copper
cosmic pier
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you cant bulli my voice

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if I have none

warm bluff
stuck copper
cosmic pier
verbal obsidian
dense wing
cosmic pier
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few people have heard my voice
fewer have lived to tell the tale MutsukiHyperStare

stuck copper
dense wing
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before I vc I do voice exercises

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because I speak really quietly

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even my family never hears me

cosmic pier
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pff

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even I dont hear myself

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you're too loud

dense wing
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im like eating my mic
"do you hear me now?"

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"you're on 200% and I still can hardly hear you"

verbal obsidian
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aran has an ugly voice

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i just hear whale noises from his side

cosmic pier
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give the grill sum moneh

stuck copper
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šŸ³

cosmic pier
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whaling harpoons have feelings too

stuck copper
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šŸ—”

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there is no harpoon emoji, sorry

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even my mom says i sound weird

verbal obsidian
stuck copper
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but only when it's recorded

verbal obsidian
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are u an abc

stuck copper
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MutsukiCurse i sound british, apparently

cosmic pier
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i sound depressed

verbal obsidian
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o

stuck copper
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yes, you do

verbal obsidian
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im an abc, so i sound white

stuck copper
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i mumble and swear a lot

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EntyLUL cute

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i mumble too but the worst i ever say is "frick"

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"what did you say? i couldn't hear you?"

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patchy oh god...

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-"I SAID WHAT-FUCKING-EVER, MAN!"

cosmic pier
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"chill with the caps lock"

stuck copper
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"your mom liked it when i caps-locked her" MutsukiCurse

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It's like Monarch levels of hot outside omf

cosmic pier
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then it must be p cold

stuck copper
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AkashiSweat hang in there ,lila

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dont get heatstroke

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that kind of levels is dangerous

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I'm literally melting

cosmic pier
stuck copper
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like my heart when i look at monarch... shy

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mutsuki when do u guys think rei will stop being edgy

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steam needs to learn not to send me sales promotions that aren't at least 50% off

cosmic pier
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whenever you stop being obsessed with me EntyHeh

stuck copper
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its been like a year since i encoutered him

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but he hasnt changed sigh

cosmic pier
stuck copper
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hey, rei. are you edgy?

cosmic pier
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no

stuck copper
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see?

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all good

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amazing

cosmic pier
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cal

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are you eggy

stuck copper
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i like eggs

cosmic pier
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nice

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egg party when

stuck copper
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never. i don't have parties.

cosmic pier
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I used to have parties

stuck copper
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1 person max

cosmic pier
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when I played gaems

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couldnt solo some of the dungeons

stuck copper
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maybe 2 if things get lewd

cosmic pier
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gae

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borg

stuck copper
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my gae borg bigger urs

cosmic pier
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oshit

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when'd you see it

ornate mantle
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GIVE ME TAIHOU.

cosmic pier
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ur a taihou

ornate mantle
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FUCK I WISH I WAS TAIHOU.

cosmic pier
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just wait till last day and you'll get her

verbal obsidian
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shes the only one i pulled from 60 cubes

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XD

cosmic pier
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aint you used to it yet

stuck copper
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dumb, psychotic, and well-endowed?

ornate mantle
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No joke that might happen.

verbal obsidian
ornate mantle
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I need 2 Bullins and 3 Purins

verbal obsidian
cosmic pier
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fren was having trouble getting birbmingham and another was like "lul keep building" then he got birm like right 2 minutes before the reset that ended it

ornate mantle
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Woah.

cosmic pier
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I like that putin you said

ornate mantle
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Guess I need to whale as fuck right now.

stuck copper
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not sure if lucky or unlucky

cosmic pier
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unlucky is not getting the shite

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he was just a mongrel pleb

stuck copper
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unlucky is not being lucky MutsukiStare

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#reilogic

cosmic pier
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hot

hollow oak
cosmic pier
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well you're unlucky if you aint lucky

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that's simple facts

stuck copper
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or maybe it's neutral luck

cosmic pier
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neutral doesnt exist

stuck copper
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it kinda doesn't mind you, but it also won't help

cosmic pier
ornate mantle
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Gonna be like Rando and spend like 60% of my work time just whaling

cosmic pier
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time to roll a dice and see if imma play neptoonia or prey

stuck copper
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how is that even a competition?

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"hmmm, do i want to play a good game, or do i want to play a bad one?"

cosmic pier
ornate mantle
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What, thatā€™s not even all there is to whaling.

cosmic pier
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its not even a competition Im just pondering which one im gonna play first then go play the other

ornate mantle
cosmic pier
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whaling is an act of swimming round the water then getting hunted

stuck copper
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play prey. it rhymes with play.

cosmic pier
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dam u rite

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I swear

ornate mantle
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No play Neptunia because prey is ass

cosmic pier
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if it wants me to be entitled again

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imma come over and slap you

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ok yer safe

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but

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asses can be p nice

dense wing
cosmic pier
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do you got anything against em MutsukiHyperStare

ornate mantle
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Only AL ass is nice.

stuck copper
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Play Nep

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from the front please..

ornate mantle
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Ass games arenā€™t nice.

cosmic pier
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fgo asses are nice too

stuck copper
ornate mantle
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Not as much as AL asses.

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But fine crafts nonetheless.

stuck copper
cosmic pier
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ur a fine craft

stuck copper
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just play whatever

cosmic pier
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someone's in a hurry

stuck copper
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Metaslave

cosmic pier
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metaslav

stuck copper
cosmic pier
stuck copper
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So basically

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I'm monky

cosmic pier
wintry sonnet
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someone called a slav?

stuck copper
wintry sonnet
stuck copper
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there's a new boris video

cosmic pier
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I half expected you to appear

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aqu

ornate mantle
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I am amazing

cosmic pier
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no u

ornate mantle
stuck copper
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A new what now?

ornate mantle
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Yes me

stuck copper
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programming with boris

cosmic pier
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no u

ornate mantle
stuck copper
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china wall in pvp for xp UniFlex

wintry sonnet
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shashlik king's doing programming now?

stuck copper
ornate mantle
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I thought you said dong programming.

stuck copper
ornate mantle
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How much dock do you have atm Rando

stuck copper
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Big dock

ornate mantle
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Iā€™d def expand to min 500 if you have 2k gems to spare

stuck copper
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Not even marrying them all

cosmic pier
stuck copper
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Sad!

cosmic pier
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I read that "through blood, oil etc"

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at first

stuck copper
ornate mantle
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Hmmmmm.

cosmic pier
ornate mantle
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TBH that sounds like a small amount of gems.

cosmic pier
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ur a Hmmmmm

ornate mantle
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Nah youā€™re hyper whale.

stuck copper
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just omegawhale all the gems

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UniCry 6.6k small

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6.6k is a small amount of gems...?

cosmic pier
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he's just gonna use the "but theres bigger fish than me around" retreat

ornate mantle
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Yeah that ainā€™t much.

stuck copper
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what kinda budgets do you have jesus...

cosmic pier
stuck copper
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"that ain't much"

ornate mantle
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6.6 is chump change.

cosmic pier
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and he's gonna point at fish EntyHeh

stuck copper
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You're chump change

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"you should see my FGO bill"

cosmic pier
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the 70k$?

stuck copper
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6.6k iS cHuMp cHaNgE whalethink

ornate mantle
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Keripo is a Pengu

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Not a whale.

cosmic pier
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ur mom is a woman

stuck copper
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Noot noot

ornate mantle
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Thatā€™s a whole new species of money spending.

cosmic pier
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pengay

stuck copper
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what did the pen do to you?

ornate mantle
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Youā€™re easily a salmon at this point I think.

stuck copper
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There's an actual chart lmfao

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clown fish feelsgoodman

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I'm a clown fish if this is just for gacha

ornate mantle
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Oh I was gonna say Iā€™m turtle.

stuck copper
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If other games, I'm turtle

ornate mantle
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Actually tbh I might be a salmon.

cosmic pier
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what did the pen do to yuki

stuck copper
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someone in my former guild spent 500 bucks like it was nothing.

ornate mantle
cosmic pier
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mashu

stuck copper
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to protect other people from whaling

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It's been a while MutsukiHyperStare

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if you buy all the gems, they can't buy more of them

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you'd be microtransaction jesus

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god gem resale

ornate mantle
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Micro-transaction Jesus, lmao.

stuck copper
cosmic pier
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azu def wants to be the lewd jeebus

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not the mt jeebus

ornate mantle
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Ive surpasses Lewd Jesus.

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I am lord of Lewd.

stuck copper
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Degen

ornate mantle
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I am 100% a degen

stuck copper
ornate mantle
stuck copper
ornate mantle
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Iā€™m tempted to just whale as fuck for cubes.

stuck copper
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Do it no balls

ornate mantle
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But I wanna be smart and use it for skins and dock space.

cosmic pier
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just do both

wintry sonnet
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ease down your cheeki breeki

ornate mantle
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Be smart and dumb at the same time.

stuck copper
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No

ornate mantle
wintry sonnet
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you got until september 4th to buy cubes

cosmic pier
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aquan what are those weird things in your nick

wintry sonnet
stuck copper
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Follow your head, not your brain

wintry sonnet
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which ones, Willy Wonka?

stuck copper
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only a true master can walk the line between smart and dumb

cosmic pier
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the last part

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I cant read it MutsukiHyperStare

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wait no

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I can

wintry sonnet
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don't give up

ornate mantle
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Itā€™s Mesopotamian runes.

wintry sonnet
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you can make it in time for christmas

stuck copper
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Runes

cosmic pier
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my little aquan cant be this qute

stuck copper
cosmic pier
ornate mantle
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But heā€™s not little.

cosmic pier
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he'll be

stuck copper
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How would you know

cosmic pier
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if I chop him down to pieces

ornate mantle
cosmic pier
wintry sonnet
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pls

cosmic pier
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you're just an spare tentacle anyway

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it'll regenerate

wintry sonnet
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you couldn't chop down a paper straw

cosmic pier
wintry sonnet
stuck copper
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That's kinda hot

ornate mantle
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Run quan.

cosmic pier
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ruquan

stuck copper
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what do u think theyre gonna livestream

ornate mantle
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Uhhhh, Enty Skin.

stuck copper
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Amagi wedding skin

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Hood oath lines

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Uhhh

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Mikasa

cosmic pier
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nice joke

stuck copper
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hood oath lines pog??

ornate mantle
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I want to save cubes for when shit gets important.

stuck copper
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finally i can hear them

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You'll be saying that till the day you die

cosmic pier
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lul

ornate mantle
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Like when we can roll ALTERPRISE or Altakao

stuck copper
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Never

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Or better yet

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Edgy Takao is next event

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But Alterprise isn't

cosmic pier
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I wish I could roll for azu

stuck copper
cosmic pier
ornate mantle
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Wait is Altakao next event confirmed.

cosmic pier
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yes

ornate mantle
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Or is Lila being lila.

stuck copper
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Or new Alter MutsukiCurse

cosmic pier
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lila confirmed it

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it must be true

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lila never speaks false

ornate mantle
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Most unreliable info possible.

cosmic pier
verbal obsidian
stuck copper
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The earth is round @ornate mantle

verbal obsidian
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fake news

stuck copper
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i can think of more unreliable sources xdW

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the earth is a cube

cosmic pier
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ur a cube

stuck copper
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if it were round, it would roll away

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The day we get an Amagi skin is the day I'll drop money to get the biggest gem pack

verbal obsidian
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if cal says it

stuck copper
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use your brain ffs

verbal obsidian
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it must be true

stuck copper
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Is the earth a wisdom cube

tight badge
wintry sonnet
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if earth is a cube, that explains why we're all commons

stuck copper
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ThinkingSteve earth

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Wait that explains so much

verbal obsidian
stuck copper
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The Spanish wanted gold

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So they could make shipgirls

cosmic pier
wintry sonnet
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The Spandex Armada

tight badge
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if earth is cube then Akashi can use it in gacha AkashiGem

wintry sonnet
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akashi doesn't use cubes

ornate mantle
wintry sonnet
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she uses gems to bypass the cubes and just get what she wants directly

stuck copper
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akashi eats gems

wintry sonnet
ornate mantle
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@stuck copper

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Unreliable info.

stuck copper
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You're just dumbo

tight badge
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but what does Akashi want?

cosmic pier
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woah aqu

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azu is using my sikret channel database

stuck copper
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Okay bye bye

cosmic pier
stuck copper
wintry sonnet
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sue him

stuck copper
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bye WavingU556

ornate mantle
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Iā€™ve tapped into the matrix.

cosmic pier
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sued

stuck copper
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second fbi agent confirmed

wintry sonnet
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we're gonna have to hold a sueance

tight badge
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Akashi is making money from whales

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maybe she is a secret sponsor of sirens

stuck copper
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what if

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there is alter akashi?

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holy shit

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yues

tight badge
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Akashi is a secret boss of Azur Lane

stuck copper
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i want akashi to be the final boss

wintry sonnet
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alright

ornate mantle
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Akashi is supreme admiral.

wintry sonnet
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gonna do a double shift tomorrow

stuck copper
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very bad

wintry sonnet
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so I can have entire saturday all to Yuubarin

ornate mantle
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Aquan did you get all the girls yet.

wintry sonnet
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still missing Le Temporarire

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or whatever her name is

ornate mantle
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Ohhhh

tight badge
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yuubari is cool, so we can use her to get Ibuki

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and Azuma in the future

cosmic pier
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le temporary

stuck copper
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Ok hi

ornate mantle
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I already have Buki.

wintry sonnet
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I mean I'll gladly accept missing her as the last ship

stuck copper
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letem was a bitch to get

tight badge
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i have only Roon

stuck copper
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azuma

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azuma

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azuma

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aA zuma

wintry sonnet
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cause it's the same as it used to be when I had 300+ cubes

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so maybe it's a sign

ornate mantle
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Give me my Taihou already.

cosmic pier
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is she yours if you dont have her yet

ornate mantle
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I just need Taihou and Le... then I can get Albacore.

cosmic pier
ornate mantle
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20

stuck copper
ornate mantle
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I got Essex already.

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Iā€™m at work Rn

cosmic pier
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luccsacc

ornate mantle
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And I donā€™t wanna spend for cubes.

stuck copper
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Taihou TaihouSmug

ornate mantle
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Iā€™ll get her soon.

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I would just rather spend for skins and dock.

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I have like 100k gold still

stuck copper
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Would Taihoe be better if they gave her epic milf voice

ornate mantle
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Sheā€™s perfect the way she is.

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Taihou is a goddamn gift from god.

stuck copper
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i havent heard taihou voice yet UniHurt

wintry sonnet
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it's fitting

stuck copper
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It's like Akagi as far as I know

wintry sonnet
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she sounds exactly like how you'd assume her to sound based on cg and quotes

stuck copper
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she's a creepy yandere with a squeaky voice

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they say she has a loli voice

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I like her eyes MutsukiCurse

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yeah. they show there's a demon inside

wintry sonnet
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wdym a demon, she's a perfect secretary

stuck copper
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hOly

wintry sonnet
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she even breaks into your bedroom to make sure nothing bad happens to you

stuck copper
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ok god t-ttaihou

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daijoubu desuyou,,

wintry sonnet
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doujinobu

cosmic pier
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doujin desu EntyHeh

stuck copper
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how did i get that wrong lmao

wintry sonnet
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freudian slip

cosmic pier
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does she break into your room after akagi locks you up in it

stuck copper
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phew

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what a line

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Oh yes

verbal obsidian
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why not all 3

stuck copper
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Kind of a crazy bitch but that's the best part

verbal obsidian
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cal's a married man

stuck copper
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sounds like a plan šŸ‘

verbal obsidian
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cheating on his wife with 2d boats

stuck copper
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it's not cheating when you have permission

verbal obsidian
stuck copper
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Cucking YorkBruh

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just for gods sake dont put taihou and your wife in the same room

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not the same

cosmic pier
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that'd be a lovely sight tho

stuck copper
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Threesome MutsukiCurse

warm bluff
stuck copper
cosmic pier
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pleasant

stuck copper
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playstation

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Lastation

cosmic pier
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lagstation

stuck copper
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packstation

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i can no longer press the physical back button on my phone to quit the game

cosmic pier
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yey tmrw is off

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time to stay up the whole day

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did it brek MutsukiHyperStare

stuck copper
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yea i saw that being reported

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let's hope they fix it. it's a bit of a bother.

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Physical buttons

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at least it works everywhere else

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xdW personally i never quit with the back button always with force close

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not having to be at the mercy of incompetent mobile game designers is a good thing

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imagine having to look for buttons all the time

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Imagine not just using your back button

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more buttons means you have more brains

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android gang UniFlex

desert harness
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why not just press home button to close it

cosmic pier
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but home button doesnt close it

desert harness
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neither does the back button Thinkeng

stuck copper
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pressing back on the main menu prompts a logout

cosmic pier
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you can actually press back in the main screen

stuck copper
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which it doesnt do anymore

cosmic pier
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and then you get logout and then press yes and bingo EntyHeh

stuck copper
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sure, i can close it in other ways as well, but i don't want to

cosmic pier
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its not his fault the buttons aint working

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its the buttons' fault

stuck copper
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i just find it quicker and more convenient

cosmic pier
stuck copper
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galaxy brain controller

cosmic pier
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buy one for my birthday

stuck copper
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play like a pro, chat like a pro

wintry sonnet
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what is this abomination

stuck copper
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the pinnacle of intelligence

cosmic pier
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the ultimate lifeform

wintry sonnet
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it's like someone looked at a controller and a keyboard and thought "how can we take these 2 things and make them shit"

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the slot for charging cable is directly in front of the keyboard, what even is this design

stuck copper
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you just hate it cuz you suck at using it

cosmic pier
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ye just git gut

stuck copper
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small brain cope, honestly

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there's actually a way crazier controller out there, but i can't find it

wintry sonnet
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can't suck at something if I dont even wanna bother doing it EntyHeh

stuck copper
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oh, shit

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i found it

cosmic pier
stuck copper
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lo and behold

wintry sonnet
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my body is ready

stuck copper
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the alpha grip

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holy poggers

wintry sonnet
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ok, that ps controller suddenly doesn't look as bad

stuck copper
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only a true master can use it

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300 IQ minimum

cosmic pier
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looks like a job for kandaria

wintry sonnet
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tfw 300 IQ to operate a device designed by someone with 30 IQ

stuck copper
wintry sonnet
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this looks like someone ripped out a car radio, bent it out and called it a day

stuck copper
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it's majestic

cosmic pier
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bet you it costs quite a bunch

wintry sonnet
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this has to be something from the 90s or early 2000

stuck copper
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it is

wintry sonnet
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that's when the whole "Let's make obsessively complicated controllers" craze was

stuck copper
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can tell by the trackball

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dated xD

wintry sonnet
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Ā© Copyright 2000 - 2008 AlphaGrip, Inc.Ā® All rights reserved.

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yup

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"All-in-One Gaming Keyboard, Ergonomic Keyboard and Ergonomic Trackball"

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Yo dawg I heard you like keyboards

cosmic pier
wintry sonnet
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Lean back from your desk
Work and play how you want, where you want
Be comfortable and productive
Type 50+ words per minute from any location

calm zenith
stuck copper
cosmic pier
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looks like me

stuck copper
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the thing is

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this was only the front

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i haven't shown you the back

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lmao

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bruh

calm zenith
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uhhh

stuck copper
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b r u h

wintry sonnet
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oh lawd

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there's a showcase video

cosmic pier
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where can I get one such masterpiece MutsukiHyperStare

stuck copper
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you thought that was it?

wintry sonnet
stuck copper
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hahahah

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dude thats

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why did this not catch on

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"The advertised benefits of the AlphaGrip are things you probably donā€™t even know you need ā€“ like the ability to work while walking on the treadmill."

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id have to stop walking to type "the"

wintry sonnet
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I dont think even Rainman would be able to grasp the genius behind this design

cosmic pier
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its k you'll get used to it

stuck copper
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i'd use it as a stim toy, but that's about it

wintry sonnet
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"I've been using AlphaGrip for 2 years now and all my colleagues are absolutely jealous of my big brain skill. No woman will ever be able to satisfy me the way typing on this marvel of technology can. I've since transcended my humanity and became the supreme being. 10/10 would buy again"

cosmic pier
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I didnt see that one

wintry sonnet
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because it's not a real comment EntyHeh

cosmic pier
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ik

wintry sonnet
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But you can easily imagine it being one

cosmic pier
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ya made it reel

wintry sonnet
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"The iGrip Ergonomic Keyboard is currently out of stock. We do not know if and when there will be another production run of the iGrip. We are working on a next generation AlphaGrip, but cannot currently project a launch date with any degree of accuracy."

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There's gonna be a version 2.0 MutsukiHyperStare

cosmic pier
stuck copper
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rei with his fbi-level hacking skills

wintry sonnet
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wait, did you edit the website code

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or can you actually post reviews without buying it

cosmic pier
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I hacked it as cal said EntyHeh

stuck copper
cosmic pier
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just good ole' inspect elements lel

stuck copper
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enjoy this one, rei

wintry sonnet
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sad

stuck copper
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aw, man. you gave it away so soon

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sadism level: 0

cosmic pier
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I mean there was low chance aquan woulda went along with that lel

wintry sonnet
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this could be a new challenge fad

stuck copper
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typing of the dead speedrun using alphagrip

wintry sonnet
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like "Play Typing of the Dead on AlphaGrip challenge"

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exactly EntyLUL

calm zenith
stuck copper
cosmic pier
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I mean it doesnt look that hard if you get used to it

calm zenith
wintry sonnet
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Rei can be the first one to do it

calm zenith
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finally after being on 60% for 3 events

cosmic pier
stuck copper
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the review says 30 hours of practice

cosmic pier
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pfff

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sounds too much

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dont understimate muh powas

calm zenith
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why practice for 30 hours when i could just get a wireless keyboard and put it on a painter's hold

stuck copper
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i don't know. you can probably use your phone as well

wintry sonnet
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holy shit what

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did the madman finally do it

stuck copper
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dude its great

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Dr., Phil is actually genuinely hilarious

dense wing
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yay!!

ornate mantle
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Youā€™ve gotta be such a beta if you think the AlphaGrip is good.

stuck copper
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low iq seethe EntyLUL

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that's what a beta would say

ornate mantle
stuck copper
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only true alphas can master it

ornate mantle
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You canā€™t lead the pack with that.

stuck copper
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spending half their lives in a temple in meditation

cosmic pier
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could Egashira master it

ornate mantle
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Oh yeah the definition of an alpha.

cosmic pier
stuck copper
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ega doesnt need a keyboard. his manly aura communicates everything he wants to communicate.

cosmic pier
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shit u rite

ornate mantle
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Manliness transcended into psychic communication.

stuck copper
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technically, he uses body language. the rest is just fluff to make him cooler.

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ega can wear a fedora without being made fun of. he is that manly

ornate mantle
cosmic pier
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Ega is the meaning of life

stuck copper
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apex predator

ornate mantle
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But Cald-kun, that shouldnā€™t be feasibly possible.

cosmic pier
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the pineapple of humanity

ornate mantle
cosmic pier
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pinnacle*

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fuckin autocorrect

ornate mantle
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He is much pineapple.

cosmic pier
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ur a pineapple

stuck copper
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the pineapple of human evolution

ornate mantle
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But am I the pineapple of humanity.

cosmic pier
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Imma put you on a pizza

ornate mantle
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You disgrace the pizza.

cosmic pier
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your holy presence would make the pizza better

stuck copper
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okay. that's it

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i can take you and your annoying jokes

ornate mantle
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Oh was that the straw that broke the camels back, lmao.

stuck copper
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but pineapple on pizza is where i draw the line

cosmic pier
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damn

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i've made a new enemy

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time to send him loods and ask for forgivance

stuck copper
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and make em good. none of that vanilla stuff

ornate mantle
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retreating

cosmic pier
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he wants the extreme stuff MutsukiCurse

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centaurs again

stuck copper
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that was ONE time, okay?

cosmic pier
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do you want cyclopses this time

ornate mantle
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I want the girl in Calds PFP

stuck copper
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and it was, uhm, seasonal

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to celebrate centaur

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uh, that's on OC. i don't think you can get her

ornate mantle
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You just seasonal go for the extreme stuff.

stuck copper
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rei said extreme

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i never did

cosmic pier
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gotta hunt the loods in season

ornate mantle
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I only get the premium lewds.

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I need Taihou.

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I need her now.

cosmic pier
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I save my loods on the internet

ornate mantle
cosmic pier
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on pixiv and danbooru n etc

stuck copper
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i'm gonna DM you a sample, rei

cosmic pier
ornate mantle
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Oof

cosmic pier
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time to block cal and hide

ornate mantle
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You gotta pay $7.99 for the premium.

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Samples are free

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Apparently google docs work for him thoughz

cosmic pier
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you didnt get what I meant MutsukiHyperStare

verbal obsidian
stuck copper
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wow. he insulted it

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no more lewds for you, young man

ornate mantle
verbal obsidian
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u got lewds cal?!?!?

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not sharing?!

stuck copper
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i did. but not anymore. my feelings are hurt

ornate mantle
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Heā€™s a shady as fuck dealer but he knows his way around.

stuck copper
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i mean

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how do you respond to "gae"?

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you can't

cosmic pier
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you say no u

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and call it a day

stuck copper
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no u

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and call it a day

cosmic pier
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no u

stuck copper
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no w

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that's a double u

wintry sonnet
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I respond with Gae-on is an interesting anime this season

cosmic pier
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is that k on but the k is gae

stuck copper
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gonna spam him with feet in retaliation

cosmic pier
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imma divert that to feetquan

stuck copper
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barrage: hit

verbal obsidian
wintry sonnet
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if it's ones I haven't seen yet, go for it

cosmic pier
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how am I supposed to know what you've seen yet or not

stuck copper
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gotta make sure he stays dead

cosmic pier
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you've prob seen all of em

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if not then you're a disgrace

wintry sonnet
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I mean

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that 1,5tb folder didnt make itself

hollow oak
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Gae

wintry sonnet
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Gaeus Julius

stuck copper
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@cosmic pier don't you disrespect my degeneracy ever again

cosmic pier
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gae

stuck copper
cosmic pier
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are you disrespected as a man or as an actual man

hollow oak
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What

stuck copper
#

as an actual man

wintry sonnet
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even if he's a woman, that's 50% man, so you disrespected at least 50% of cal

cosmic pier
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shsh I was referring to sth specific

stuck copper
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someone in feedback was like "as an actual man, i am offended", so now rei and i are using it as a meme

hollow oak
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Im offended as a cat

wintry sonnet
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I mean, we do live in quite exotic times

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so I wouldn't be surprised if there's now distinction between a man and actual man

stuck copper
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i just like girls. is all.

cosmic pier
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actual men are chads like our lord and savior Egashira

hollow oak
stuck copper
hollow oak
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Harem mcs are actual men

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We r just bugs

stuck copper
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some of them kinda aren't

wintry sonnet
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how dare you call Jesus-kun a man

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Jesus-kun has transcended beyond mortal form

hollow oak
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Is that pronounced hey soos or gee sus

wintry sonnet
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it's pronounced kee ree toe

cosmic pier
stuck copper
wintry sonnet
cosmic pier
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I'll call your mom a man

stuck copper
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we used to have an insult

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"your dad has no tools"

wintry sonnet
#

plot twist: cal attended engineering school

hollow oak
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Cuz

stuck copper
#

it implies that real dads are supposed to have tools

hollow oak
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A man supposed to work on stuff around the house

stuck copper
#

exactly

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though aran has a point. many of them just make things worse

cosmic pier
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he got the Whale

hollow oak
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Iirc ppl in the 70s, even if they were rich, some would do a small amount of w/e

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Just so he can call himself a man

wintry sonnet
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I mean money are tools technically

cosmic pier
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why spend money learning skills when you can just pay someone who's learnt the skills to come do it

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win win MutsukiHyperStare

stuck copper
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because you don't need to call someone to fix minor things

hollow oak
#

Exactly

stuck copper
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what's minor and what isn't, however, may be up to interpretation

cosmic pier
#

what if its 500 years old

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waitwat

hollow oak
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Door knob is loose

cosmic pier
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shite

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im outta bullets

verbal obsidian
stuck copper
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i love hot-gluing things

hollow oak
verbal obsidian
#

i completely misread what cal just said

stuck copper
verbal obsidian
#

good thing i read it a second time

hollow oak
verbal obsidian
hollow oak
cosmic pier
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find something fun to do mutsukihyperstare

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or just sleep

verbal obsidian
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Hi bored i'm Cal

hollow oak
stuck copper
#

impersonation

cosmic pier
#

sometimes Im too bored to even play gaems

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then I just slep and it works out

verbal obsidian
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I too am just sitting at work staring at idscord looking for fun times

stuck copper
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isn't it ass o' clock in iran anyway?

cosmic pier
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you're an ass oclock

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its just 2am here

verbal obsidian
#

i wish i could pin messages

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holy toxic

cosmic pier
#

is that toxic?

stuck copper
#

no idea

hollow oak
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Is it pronounced i ran or e run

stuck copper
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basically, "pretty late"

cosmic pier
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most shit people call toxic dont seem toxic or even close to it at all to me

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i just got my definitions wronk I guess

stuck copper
#

did he think it was a donkey joke or something?

verbal obsidian
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no i didn't think it was a donkey joke

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i thought u called it ass o clock to infer that iran was ass

stuck copper
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nah

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i'm in no position to say that

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never been to iran

verbal obsidian
#

damn now we know Cal is a liar too

stuck copper
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i don't lie

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i make mistakes

verbal obsidian
cosmic pier
#

missteaks

verbal obsidian
#

šŸ„˜

calm zenith
cosmic pier
#

uss kamikaze

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I think

calm zenith
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lol uss

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huh

cosmic pier
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there's a reason I said uss

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but she's ijn

calm zenith
#

i didnt know academy has units i've retired

cosmic pier
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ye it has em

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also skins you aint got equipped

calm zenith
#

i literally scanned my dock 3 times wondering who dis

cosmic pier
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this is why uss kamikaze

calm zenith
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lol tf

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"uss kamikaze - sakura empire destroyer"

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šŸ¤”

stuck copper
#

she even has a kai

#

wait was that on the legit announcement?

cosmic pier
#

they typo'd uss and since then some people including me just meme call her uss kamikaze

calm zenith
#

lol

cosmic pier
#

and yes it was a legit announcement

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I dont post fake news

calm zenith
#

thats p funny

stuck copper
#

except when you use inspect to alter things

calm zenith
stuck copper
#

lewd crop

cosmic pier
#

careful there nj

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you might get visited by nimi

#

might

calm zenith
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there's nothin lewd about it

cosmic pier
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croppin assets is bad bussiness

calm zenith
#

the lewd is in your heads

cosmic pier
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just ask @wintry sonnet

calm zenith
#

lol

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i've gotten a warning in general cus i self censored

cosmic pier
#

got warned (and well, reee'd in mod dms a bit and got it removed) for cropping feet

stuck copper
#

"1. If a SFW picture is cropped or modified to have NSFW implications, we will treat it as NSFW."

calm zenith
#

idk how thighs are nsfw tho

cosmic pier
calm zenith
verbal obsidian
#

vvCopSwingFast uh oh njim u in trouble

stuck copper
#

he didn't say it was nsfw. he said to be careful

calm zenith
#

nah im good

verbal obsidian
#

no u not

calm zenith
#

im good fam

verbal obsidian
#

u best start typing that apology letter to nimi

stuck copper
#

i said lewd crop HappyHamm

verbal obsidian
calm zenith
#

nimi sux anyway

stuck copper
#

okay, that's hate speech

verbal obsidian
#

racist

calm zenith
#

i mean

#

i deny nothing

stuck copper
#

poor nimi

cosmic pier
#

ugh

#

used to kill these heckin enemies with bullets but then ran out and im just throwing stuff at the ground on em and they just die

#

now im wondering why did I use all the bullets on their butts

calm zenith
#

u stoopid

stuck copper
#

i have no idea what you're talking about

#

oh

#

prey

calm zenith
#

"ree"

stuck copper
#

oh, that r-word?

#

i thought it was the other one EntyLUL

cosmic pier
#

we got a bad boi here

stuck copper
#

"please refrain from calling people rei"

cosmic pier
calm zenith
#

i deleted the DMs but i got warned because i wrote the letter J followed by 3 asterisks

stuck copper
#

EntyLUL nice

verbal obsidian
#

wait peachy

stuck copper
calm zenith
verbal obsidian
#

are u actually that toxic