avrora-general

[cosmic pier]

then full screen

[wintry sonnet]

"If you dont like it just quit" is such a weak argument

[cosmic pier]

then it jumps to the other screen

[stuck copper]

skil books tomorrow

[cosmic pier]

dont like it is slightly different with find it no fun

[stuck copper]

I wonder how Yostar feel when they have to run two server clusters at the same time

server clusters?

EN cluster and JP cluster

ah

I can't even afford to run 10 hours commissions

All my oil reserve was to focus on farming points and plates

[verbal obsidian]

and here i was hitting max cap

[stuck copper]

not only do you have to spend 1200 on them, you also miss out on a slot to do commissions with

[verbal obsidian]

cause i wasnt playing enuff

[stuck copper]

I can only do 10 hours commissions since yesterday, when I reached my goal

my oil been sitting around 3k whole event pog

its never this low

mfw actually grinding levels

There were a point that my oil reaches 67

1 more battle ez

do some 3:3

[urban musk]

tfw been full oil this whole event

[stuck copper]

kills oil pretty quickly

[urban musk]

[stuck copper]

3:3 is chad

I'm running 3:3

3:3 is only for boss fleet

still didn't go below softcap

[wintry sonnet]

only reason my oil drops low nowadays is because I have to spam sorties for affection before I have to mlb for the banner

[cosmic pier]

nice flex yama

[wintry sonnet]

can't take my time like I used to since now I'm on a timer

[cosmic pier]

do you play the game once a month

[stuck copper]

ah yes this is the place for me to flex

I turned off in-game chat so no need for banner

KGV finally lvl 100

i ran a 1:1 b3 fleet to level up baltimore and centaur

now i'm swimming in oil

[cosmic pier]

is that healthy

[stuck copper]

Speaking of KGV, there are a lot of frustrations about her for me

[cosmic pier]

did kgv hurt you when you were a child

[stuck copper]

q u a d r u p l e 3 5 6 m m

First is her voice tone, "adult woman" really doesn't suit me

Second is her quest, it is a bit disappointing for me

Third is how she performs in battle, not to my expectation

[urban musk]

hey at least she's not pow

[stuck copper]

Who is pow?

[wintry sonnet]

I like her quest

because Duke tries to dominate you

[stuck copper]

Prison of war?

[wintry sonnet]

[urban musk]

wales

[cosmic pier]

pow is best kgv

dont @ me

[stuck copper]

i mean she is an adult woman

[cosmic pier]

@cosmic pier

[stuck copper]

and called King George V

[cosmic pier]

@urban musk are you hatin

[verbal obsidian]

i'm confused by this

[stuck copper]

queen onee-san the fifth

[verbal obsidian]

"adult woman"

[stuck copper]

I feel that Ai Kayano would do better if she were to voice KGV

[verbal obsidian]

doesn't "adult woman" imply the same thing twice

[wintry sonnet]

as opposed to what, lolis being called stuff like Hans Lewdman?

[verbal obsidian]

[stuck copper]

[cosmic pier]

HANS

ZE FLAMMENWURFER

[stuck copper]

theres a subtle difference between girl / woman

but ya

you;re right

[verbal obsidian]

[stuck copper]

I mean, KGV's voice tone is of an adult woman

it makes more sense to say adult woman rahter than just "woman"

[cosmic pier]

an adult woman sounding like an adult woman

[stuck copper]

If she has to be, I want Ai Kayano to voice her

[cosmic pier]

how could anime do this

[stuck copper]

what does ai kayano even sound like

[verbal obsidian]

i think its just our language barrier xd

[cosmic pier]

inb4 trashprise's VA

[verbal obsidian]

@ aran

[stuck copper]

Just like how she did with Atago is fine

atago- is ara ara voice

Sans ara ara part

[verbal obsidian]

youre an ara ara voice peachie

[cosmic pier]

its not like everyone is that thot taihoe with a loli voice

[stuck copper]

wa

[verbal obsidian]

[wintry sonnet]

KGV wouldn't fit with the ara ara thirsty oneesan voice

[cosmic pier]

ye KGV aint thirsty

she hungeri

[stuck copper]

shes thirsty for tea

KGV is a glutton

and a good meal

well shes gotta keep that chest full

If you can cook, you can be KGV's consort

[wintry sonnet]

just cause she's a glutton doesn't mean she's hungry for your bratwurst

[cosmic pier]

ur the wurst brat

[stuck copper]

is that a meme because king george v had feasts and stuff

[wintry sonnet]

you're just wurst

[stuck copper]

i mean not meme

whatever its called

a reference

Is King George V a glutton in real life?

was*

[wintry sonnet]

no she's a ship in real life

[stuck copper]

I mean the real person

i think hes dead by now

lol

One that gives the ship his namesake

[cosmic pier]

maybe she just ate a lot of oil

[stuck copper]

can confirm

[cosmic pier]

mutsuki costs 15

[stuck copper]

I feel that KGV's story is a bit disappointing

give her sweets and it halves

[wintry sonnet]

doesn't look fat

[cosmic pier]

hot

[wintry sonnet]

so wouldn't say he was a glutton

[cosmic pier]

lila would pick

[stuck copper]

see

whoa king george v a chad

One thing KGV is good for

Is to set things on fire on wows

"On 18 December 1913, he shot over a thousand pheasants in six hours at Hall Barn, the home of Lord Burnham, although even George had to acknowledge that "we went a little too far" that day.

[wintry sonnet]

wew

[stuck copper]

what a legend

[wintry sonnet]

last thing missing is a mention his hobby was punching baby seals

[stuck copper]

I though the king only holds ceremonial role in British empire back then?

imagine killing stuff for 6 hours

[cosmic pier]

I'd do that if it was fun

[stuck copper]

it was mostly ceremonial ya

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

i mean we kill ships al day in azur lane

i assume it was the same feeling

just a game

[wintry sonnet]

Later he was like "NO NO NO, I SAID PHEASANTS, NOT PEASANTS"

[stuck copper]

Well, can't really blame the ship because of her namesake

HMS King George V is just a lump of steel

[cosmic pier]

having 2 monitors is lovely

[stuck copper]

all my commissions finished the sam time

[cosmic pier]

dont gotta alt tab for discord now

[stuck copper]

nice grats

[verbal obsidian]

imagine four 2-hr commissions finishing at the same time

[stuck copper]

2 montiros is pog

[verbal obsidian]

[stuck copper]

they were 8 hr i think

or 6

[wintry sonnet]

wew, Rei's got 2 monitors now

[verbal obsidian]

ik i was meme'ing u

[stuck copper]

cant rememer it was this morning

[verbal obsidian]

[wintry sonnet]

that means he can afford gems now

[stuck copper]

[cosmic pier]

picked an old one from the office lel

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/522831324080242688/610120413992845332/20190811_191004.jpg

[verbal obsidian]

[stuck copper]

give me isuzu

not even i have a 1080p second monitor

[verbal obsidian]

oh right, i was disappointed by another sr launch ceremony

[stuck copper]

Do you need two HDMI cables or a splitter to use two monitor?

[cosmic pier]

dont you have like 5

[wintry sonnet]

uh, incred, it's a laptop

one monitor's already built in

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

What about PC then?

[verbal obsidian]

two hdmi is fine

u just gotta make sure your pc has the ports for it

[stuck copper]

My 1060 got one HDMI, one DisplayPort and one RBG analog

this is the work of genius

if its a laptop youonly need 1 hdmi

"how do we get two monitors?"

[verbal obsidian]

you dont have to use two hdmi

[stuck copper]

"oh, i know. let's take one and cut it in half"

[wintry sonnet]

inb4 just 1 monitor with a piece of plastic built in the middle

[verbal obsidian]

can be one hdmi and one uhhh w/e that trapezoid shape one is

[cosmic pier]

do you like my new bg

its Grei

[wintry sonnet]

displayport

tho it's not really recommended to use different cables

[stuck copper]

I mean, my graphics card only has one slot for each type

[carmine coyote]

It's foldable

[stuck copper]

And the DisplayPort is used by my main monitor

one of my monityors uses hdmi the other uses hdmi with a vga adaptor

[wintry sonnet]

oh, right, 2 days left for skins

gotta 3* 12-4 today

[cosmic pier]

inb4 choukai on last 3* run

[wintry sonnet]

dont really care either way, I just need the 100 gems to afford Cavalla skin

[stuck copper]

I got skin for Baltimore, that much is enough for me

[cosmic pier]

what a roricon

[stuck copper]

Baltimore is both handsome and feminine for me

[wintry sonnet]

implying I want that skin because loli

[cosmic pier]

feeticon

[wintry sonnet]

more accurate

[stuck copper]

Anyway, how to cure coffee jitters?

[wintry sonnet]

with coffee

[stuck copper]

I have been shaking for hours

Coffee with milk

I can't drink pure black coffee

by not drinking coffee?

Genius

[cosmic pier]

Caldarei

[wintry sonnet]

if you already got jitters from caffeine crash, your 2 options are to either push through with it, or just drink coffee

[stuck copper]

i mean, if you keep drinking it, it will likely persist, so technically, you're getting rid of it by not drinking more

I need coffee to stay awake, but gets jitter after its effect wears off

[wintry sonnet]

yeah that's what caffeine crash is

[stuck copper]

Really, I am shaking like hell right now

[wintry sonnet]

either drink some more or man up

there's no option C

[verbal obsidian]

drink pre-workout

youll shake while its active

[stuck copper]

[ornate mantle]

Pre-workout gets ya going

Holy shit, lmao.

[stuck copper]

what if the tea drinks you

[cosmic pier]

what if tea drinks your tea

[wintry sonnet]

then you shouldn't have left the tea sitting on your desk for a month

[stuck copper]

teasception

[stuck copper]

dont think ive ever had a caffiene crash

[ornate mantle]

I have.

It’s genuine ass

[stuck copper]

probably cuz im constantly drinking coffe

[ornate mantle]

I stopped drinking caffeine in general.

[stuck copper]

you are a stronger man than me

[cosmic pier]

i never started drinking caffeine

[wintry sonnet]

So you still drink caffeine in avrora-gen

[cosmic pier]

i want none of your cafferin

[wintry sonnet]

for the best

wouldn't wanna see you wired on caffeine

[cosmic pier]

I already once got caught outside for looking like a druggie

[stuck copper]

it's not a ceffeine crash

it's a sugar crash

[wintry sonnet]

he's not Concord tho

I'd know

different soles

[cosmic pier]

what bout discord

[verbal obsidian]

i've shifted to drinking both my coffee and tea black

its a bitter taste, but its a lot healthieir

[cosmic pier]

i drink tea like 2 times a day cuz mom

[verbal obsidian]

gotta regulate my weight and shit xd

[stuck copper]

bcz glucose metabolises faster than caffeine so if you drink coffee with lots of sugar the energy boost from the sugar will make ur tiredness worse enough that caffeine won't be enough to counter it

or well inhibit it

[warm bluff]

I try to limit my coffee to at most 2 cups a day

Coffee tastes too good though

[urban musk]

i don't even drink coffee more than...

12x a year on average

[verbal obsidian]

if you don't need it

thats a good thing

[cosmic pier]

I like these thingies

[stuck copper]

I like milk choco

[cosmic pier]

i like almost anything choco ver

[stuck copper]

including waifus

[cosmic pier]

well, the whamen version doesnt get any special favor

I belib in equlty

[wintry sonnet]

choco waifus are nice, but so are salted caramel waifus

[cosmic pier]

if you just want a salty waifu Im always there for you

[verbal obsidian]

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

@stuck copper so you say I need to drink black coffee, no milk?

ye

if you want the longest lasting effect

espresso without sugar and milk

it's bitter af but it'll keep you going for a while

I only added a little milk to coffee, to make it less bitter

[cosmic pier]

my mom once drank turkish coffee at about night time

top 10 anime regrets

[stuck copper]

I can't work without coffee

I will just drop sleepy at the middle of work

[wintry sonnet]

have you tried sleeping

[verbal obsidian]

some would say u don't have a good sleep schedule

[stuck copper]

Mostly due to the fact that I cannot get noon siesta

[verbal obsidian]

facts

[stuck copper]

If I can have a short nap in the noon, I will feel better

[verbal obsidian]

sleep when youre dead

[cosmic pier]

i sleep like 5 hours a day

too much

[stuck copper]

Tbh, if I can go dead without reserve, I will gladly do it anyway

[warm bluff]

Sleep is healthy

[stuck copper]

when in doubt

sleep

My mind is full of pessimistic thought if I am not able to exert myself

[wintry sonnet]

so what' sthe problem about AL catching up then

[cosmic pier]

Ina: sleep is good cuz how else would I get me waifus

[wintry sonnet]

you should be more positive about exerting your cubes

[stuck copper]

Physically

Well I need to find out why I couldn't sleep more than 4 hours

[cosmic pier]

mfw playing a free-for-all and its down to last 3 (im one of em) and im actually trying to survive

then I fall into the ground and die

cant even watch under my feet smh

[wintry sonnet]

if I didn't know any better

I'd assume from what you said that you're playing a battle royale

[stuck copper]

I feel nothing

Not even hype

[cosmic pier]

lul

i mean its not a battle royale

we got our guns off the get go

[stuck copper]

Freaking anniversary

Will it be a joyous event, or something else?

[wintry sonnet]

propably gonna depend on how many non rate up SSRs you'll end up pulling

[cosmic pier]

leteme.rar

[stuck copper]

Rar is trash

7z is master race

[cosmic pier]

well

enough of my daily doom MP dose

time to go eat some gods

there was someone named quan this last match

kept reading it as aquan

[wintry sonnet]

I'm in your head now, you'll never be able to rid of me

[cosmic pier]

shit

default armor, level 5

i had default armor myself till like about level 120 ish cuz too lazy

[wintry sonnet]

Can we go back to before we had the achievement medals

I'm literally unable to drop an SSR anymore

[cosmic pier]

lel

cursed

[wintry sonnet]

ever since they added those in

Not one SSR drop

[cosmic pier]

"fullscreen games tend to start in primary monitor screen"

mine start in secondary screen

why is everything in my life cursed

[wintry sonnet]

you sure it's counted as secondary

cause maybe it doesn't look for what's the primary monitor in windows settings but instead it looks up which monitor is considered primary display port

[cosmic pier]

shouldnt it default to my laptop's as main

[wintry sonnet]

you'd think that

[cosmic pier]

im a pleb in these sortsa shit ok

[wintry sonnet]

meanwhile my TV's considered primary display in bios for whatever reason

just electronics things

sometimes they just are

no logic needed

[cosmic pier]

so just like me

gotcha

well ok then

thanks aqu I just realized how much I dont love you

[wintry sonnet]

[stuck copper]

BOO

[ornate mantle]

Holy shit Anni is comings

[cosmic pier]

yeah

good morning

[stuck copper]

anni can wait, lemme stock mah

[somber halo]

i ned coin s

[stuck copper]

them too

[somber halo]

only missing alabama

[stuck copper]

gl

[wintry sonnet]

incidentally

how long is the 1 year anni build gonna be up for

[stuck copper]

1 day, because fuck your sanity

[wintry sonnet]

actually

looks to be more than 3 weeks

[stuck copper]

o no

more gatcha

9/14 to 10/7?

[wintry sonnet]

not sure what are you worried about

you'll get everything in first 10roll anyway

[stuck copper]

that was last year's banner

shhhhhhh

[carmine coyote]

That's the JP anniversary banner

[stuck copper]

[carmine coyote]

But yes we are getting those 4

[stuck copper]

second-hand banners

[cosmic pier]

yama trying to disguise his filthy self

smh

[wintry sonnet]

well if it's less than 3 weeks it'll only prove that EN's being a smelly younger brother of JP and CN who gets socks for christmas while the others get ipads

[carmine coyote]

When are we going to have the RoonCoffee emote here?

[stuck copper]

the one i made? idk, has noone suggested it yet?

[stuck copper]

[carmine coyote]

I keep throwing it and no one wants it

[dense wing]

its obviously never been accepted

it is kind of strange

and gross

in spirit

[stuck copper]

i made my own since they clearly dont want it

3 weeks would be nice so that we dont have to waste so many cubes and have more time to pull

[wintry sonnet]

not to mention, if you free yourself of the gacha you'll have more time to stock up before we get spammed with more

[stuck copper]

[cosmic pier]

but

they cant get whels' wheling money as much if they give breks

[stuck copper]

Fuck

I know like nobody in this class

[cosmic pier]

ew

[stuck copper]

They're all in their own cliques

[dense wing]

I dont think constantly asking for it is going to do you favors here wolfie

[stuck copper]

I'll just wait this one out

[brittle ravine]

[dense wing]

they all vote on emotes as staff and mods

[ornate mantle]

[stuck copper]

[dense wing]

also have we really run out of emote space?

[ornate mantle]

One of my favorites.

[stuck copper]

More boosts

[ornate mantle]

It’s already full boost.

[stuck copper]

Bye bye

[wintry sonnet]

pretty sure we have enough room to put in more akagi emotes

[ornate mantle]

[wintry sonnet]

or cleve emotes

[brittle ravine]

Sign of no drop

[wintry sonnet]

or sandy emotes

[ornate mantle]

No cleve.

[stuck copper]

that emote is so cursed

[ornate mantle]

We need alternate

[brittle ravine]

[stuck copper]

[ornate mantle]

^animated please.

[dense wing]

omg

[stuck copper]

degenerate children not knowing what a 3.5" floppy A disk is

[dense wing]

right

[wintry sonnet]

I'm surprised japan even knows what a floppy looks like

[ornate mantle]

I’m surprised Japan knows what a vending machine is.

[stuck copper]

degenerate children not knowing what an original floppy disk is

[wintry sonnet]

ofc they do

[stuck copper]

can't believe that we're in a time where ppl don't know what a floppy disk or cassette tape is

[wintry sonnet]

where do you think they get used panties from

[stuck copper]

gacha machines

[dense wing]

timesachanging

[ornate mantle]

From the source.

[wintry sonnet]

actual vending machine not making shit up

[ornate mantle]

Yeah I’ve seen that vending machine.

I went to Japan and saw one.

[stuck copper]

it's kawa

run

[dense wing]

I know what a floppy disk is and a cassette but thats because I literally grew up with advancements of technology, but kids now of course wont know they’ll just be like
iphone good itunes happy

[wintry sonnet]

if you're 16 and you know what those are, I'd question you growing up with advancements of technology

unless you literally live in a museum

or in Poland where they still use floppies at post office

[ornate mantle]

@wintry sonnet LMAO

I was thinking the same but didn’t say if.

[stuck copper]

I grew with advancements in tech

[ornate mantle]

A floppy disk can probably hold half of a song on my iTunes.

[wintry sonnet]

Good old times when a friend o mine told me he can give me a floppy of 20+ games

[dense wing]

its not hard to read a book

[wintry sonnet]

then I put it in and find out it's just 20+ shortcuts

[dense wing]

its not hard to educate myself

[wintry sonnet]

Boomer level advanced

[ornate mantle]

It was 20+ cheat codes

[dense wing]

so I dont see why someone who didnt actively use one cant learn about it at a young age either

[rich gazelle]

Floppy bird

[ornate mantle]

It’s just not common.

Nothing wrong with it.

[stuck copper]

a typical floppy disk could hold 1.44 MB of data

[wintry sonnet]

reading about it is not the same as growing up with it tho

[ornate mantle]

I had a floppy disk with an Aladdin game on it.

Back when I was growing up.

[dense wing]

and im saying I grew up with advancements
learn more?
yes tell me about the technology before me

[ornate mantle]

And this TV sized computer.

[dense wing]

instead I was born into tapes and vhs

[ornate mantle]

I had a single VHS.

And a single tape.

[dense wing]

grew up on tapes and then weened into cds

[ornate mantle]

That I played over and over and over again as my entertainment.

[dense wing]

and now everything is digital

[ornate mantle]

I remember it too.

It was a movie called Little Stuart.

[stuck copper]

my biological parents' wedding was recorded on VHS

[ornate mantle]

[dense wing]

I have so many boxes of tapes

yeah my parents too!

[ornate mantle]

“Killed little Stuart.”

[dense wing]

my birth was recorded on tape

[wintry sonnet]

Sounds like me with Hot Shots 2

[stuck copper]

I still have the original shrek on VHS

same kawa

[wintry sonnet]

I lost count of how many times I rewatched that movie

[dense wing]

hell yeah!

[ornate mantle]

I had one episode of Kirby on tape.

Later down the line.

[rich gazelle]

Pokemon 2000 pls

[dense wing]

we threw away all our movie tapes

[ornate mantle]

@rich gazelle : Oh shiiiiiit

[dense wing]

or they just disappeared into the abyss

[wintry sonnet]

Pokemon 2000 kek, I think that was the first legit copy I owned

[steep scarab]

[ornate mantle]

Idr how I watched 2000 but it wasn’t on tape o thinks

@steep scarab

[dense wing]

but the only tapes that remain in my home are recordings of my brother and I growing up age 0-6

[stuck copper]

@steep scarab

go back to ur dungeon

[ornate mantle]

Oh wait it was on tape.

[steep scarab]

@stuck copper

[ornate mantle]

Because I remember writing on the tape.

[wintry sonnet]

there was no copyright law back in my younger days so people pirated everything as it went

heck you had people at market stalls with VHS recorders copying stuff on the fly

[rich gazelle]

My family still have all the vhs tapes lol. Its just in the garage of no return

[ornate mantle]

Now you can get a lawsuit for making a cake that looks slightly similar to others.

[dense wing]

ya it called blockbuster

[rich gazelle]

[ornate mantle]

The garage is my time capsule.

[dense wing]

@rich gazelle shiittt me too bur its in my parents’ closet

[stuck copper]

that would be the basement for me

[dense wing]

sometimes my mother goes back and watches all of them again

[ornate mantle]

I do t have a basement.

[dense wing]

has all my aunts and uncles in the videos

[wintry sonnet]

gave away all the VHS sadly, the oldest thing still in my basement iirc is my old NES

[dense wing]

my grandma when she was alive

[wintry sonnet]

or well, "NES", cause it's a chinese bootleg console

[rich gazelle]

[ornate mantle]

LOL

[stuck copper]

I still have a C64 btw

[ornate mantle]

Chinese Bootleg stuff is the funniest.

I still have my GameCube.

[wintry sonnet]

Pegasus it was called if I recall

[rich gazelle]

Game sphere"

[dense wing]

I dont have my gamecube or n64 anymore and I wonder where it is

[wintry sonnet]

no idea why they chose that name for it, but it was basically a bootlegged famicom

it even used the famicom carts, but the games were NES

[ornate mantle]

And Pokémon XD gale of darkness

And Kirby Riders

And Sonic Adventures 2

[wintry sonnet]

I spent so many nights playing Kunio-kun Soccer

[rich gazelle]

Kirby airride? City hall was the best pubg

[ornate mantle]

Bruh fuck yeah

[wintry sonnet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u75QFlGFZOY

[dense wing]

lmao

[ornate mantle]

LOL

[wintry sonnet]

This is how you brainwash kids into playing weeb shit

[rich gazelle]

[ornate mantle]

I played Pokémon as my conversion.

[dense wing]

ive never played pokémon

[ornate mantle]

Blue Version

[wintry sonnet]

Red was the first version I played

[ornate mantle]

My mom was hyper religious so she hated me playing it but never stopped me.

She even bought me cards.

Sometimes.

[dense wing]

lmao sounds like my mom

[ornate mantle]

Like once in a blue moon.

LOL

[dense wing]

shes not as hyper religious anymore, but shes one hell of a helicopter

[ornate mantle]

Yeah it’s such a weird relational dynamic to have.

[rich gazelle]

"Ill trade you all my energy for your charizard"

[dense wing]

it is, it is hard to ask for things

[wintry sonnet]

when my parents told me to not play pokemon cause it's satanic stuff (which was the main spiel of boomer media back then), I just showed them Blood 2 on PC and asked "Would you rather I played this then?"

[stuck copper]

@dense wing run

YOU HERETIC

HOW DARE U NOT PLAY POKEMON

[wintry sonnet]

wasn't an issue since

[cosmic pier]

i aint played a single pokmon

[dense wing]

because if I ask, she will either agree, yell at me and rant about religion, or ask every question she can about the game to make sure its christian

[ornate mantle]

My mom still is, but she was never a helicopter parent.

[dense wing]

@stuck copper cause I dont like it

[stuck copper]

lmao

[pearl abyss]

[ornate mantle]

My mom has always let me do my own thing and I’ve always responded with responsibility.

[pearl abyss]

kawaa likes waifus

but not pokemons

[dense wing]

also to make sure the game is “appropriate”

[ornate mantle]

So I definitely win in the terms of trust.

[cosmic pier]

kawa likes lolis*

[pearl abyss]

kawaa is a loli*

[ornate mantle]

Okay.

[verbal obsidian]

ive nvr heard the term helicopter parent

[dense wing]

my mother still attempts to shelters me from the real world

[cosmic pier]

kawa is a roricon rori*

[wintry sonnet]

So Aran only played Bible Games on NES

[verbal obsidian]

i just had a tiger mom

[pearl abyss]

so

[wintry sonnet]

[ornate mantle]

Does anyone here remember Put Put? The little purple car fucker.

[dense wing]

yes

he was red?

[ornate mantle]

Was he?

[pearl abyss]

i just had a fleet spawn on my collection fleet

[cosmic pier]

my parents tried to "shelter" me way too much

but

[pearl abyss]

kawaa

[ornate mantle]

I had bootleg put put!

[cosmic pier]

I was beyond all hope

[pearl abyss]

its a known bug right

[dense wing]

put put was red I think

[pearl abyss]

normal map

[cosmic pier]

so they gave up at some point

[pearl abyss]

7-2

[cosmic pier]

[cosmic pier]

yes fish chill

[wintry sonnet]

bruh

[cosmic pier]

or I'll expose that pic of you with your legs

[dense wing]

@pearl abyss its everywhere but yeah it is

[pearl abyss]

i thought it was an event map feature

[ornate mantle]

Oh man, put put was the trip.

[cosmic pier]

clevebae with legs

[ornate mantle]

[pearl abyss]

wow look its nep

[cosmic pier]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/440752961279492108/610445779588349968/unknown.png?width=499&height=522

[ornate mantle]

I need to pay for the NSFW DLC for Nekopara

[dense wing]

my mother tries to shelter me from anything but death, and my father acts like a normal parent and understands I should learn for myself

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

failure is the greatest teacher

[ornate mantle]

Yeah helicopter parenting is pretty strong. Especially with daughters.

[stuck copper]

kids need to get hurt

das p edgy

[cosmic pier]

its ok my dad saw to that "kids need to get hurt" part

[dense wing]

when I told her I wanted to be a trauma surgeon she should have known then and there that I am not the innocent and ditsy daughter she wanted

[cosmic pier]

bit way too much

[dense wing]

ya kids need to learn for themselves sometimes

[stuck copper]

telling them it's dangerous is only half of it

[somber halo]

@dense wing i require tech support

[dense wing]

like my brother when he jumped off the bunk bed

and snapped his arm

[stuck copper]

kawa degen confirmed

[pearl abyss]

wtf

[stuck copper]

if they experience it, they understand for sure

[pearl abyss]

is

ur screen

broken?

[cosmic pier]

is that UV light

[pearl abyss]

or did u enjoy it that way

[somber halo]

wat no

[wintry sonnet]

That's one fabulous monitor

[dense wing]

@stuck copper thats not ehat I meant

[wintry sonnet]

[cosmic pier]

so kawa isnt innocent anymore

[somber halo]

im seeing pink

[cosmic pier]

lood kawa

[dense wing]

@somber halo u should try restarting

[pearl abyss]

kawaa

hows your gpa

[wintry sonnet]

So much bigotry here, a monitor turns pink and you all think it's broken

[dense wing]

whys everyone trying to get at me like im some pervert I know you all are perverts but if I didnt know I wouldn’t try to drag whatever is in you, out

why ask fish

[pearl abyss]

if u wanna burn your retinas, please go ahead

[stuck copper]

i prefer the term "sex-positive", tyvm

[pearl abyss]

cuz u wanna be a doctor

a surgeon to boot

[dense wing]

its not as good as it could be and should be

[pearl abyss]

above 3?

[dense wing]

of course

[somber halo]

10 out of 10 best tech support, i can see normally now

[pearl abyss]

good luck

i believe in you

[dense wing]

I would have cried and never mentioned my education if it was below

ah thank you

[somber halo]

i was once a trauma patient

[pearl abyss]

if im ever in the states for a military exchange

[dense wing]

how was that

[pearl abyss]

imma shoot myself in the stomach, and ask for you to orperate on me

[dense wing]

[cosmic pier]

gay

[pearl abyss]

so

if u dont become a surgeon

i will die

[wintry sonnet]

Dont become a surgeon

[dense wing]

you might die before you ask

[pearl abyss]

[cosmic pier]

dont become a surgeon

[stuck copper]

you are also likely to end up in some mental institution for shooting yourself

[pearl abyss]

time to isekai then

[dense wing]

internal bleeding is a quick killer

[somber halo]

i tripped on a rail and landed on the corner of the sidewalk pinching my pancreas between the curb and my spine cracking it open for internal damage

[cosmic pier]

just bleed externally

[pearl abyss]

but interal is where the blood should be

[wintry sonnet]

but if you get shot, you get transported as a slime

[dense wing]

ow!!

[wintry sonnet]

get hit by truck-kun instead and get some hax phone to get you all the girls instead

[stuck copper]

stabbed, aquan

[wintry sonnet]

[cosmic pier]

aquan's memory is shite

[wintry sonnet]

stabbed, shot, same shit

[cosmic pier]

[somber halo]

but yeah, i liked how some people came to visit me

[wintry sonnet]

[dense wing]

that must of sucked frayya

[somber halo]

it was the happiest moment of my life

[ornate mantle]

Truck-kun to tried to Isekai me a few days back.

[cosmic pier]

you shoulda embraced him

[dense wing]

I am excited to be a surgeon because im excited to help dying people live longer

[ornate mantle]

I wish I did every waking moment of my life now.

[stuck copper]

I'm still waiting for a truck kun doujin

[cosmic pier]

inb4 you just help people live 1 more day before they die

[pearl abyss]

imo

[wintry sonnet]

Truck kun rule34

[ornate mantle]

I’m still waiting for truck-kun LN

[somber halo]

truck-kun-sama

[dense wing]

let me make one then yama

[pearl abyss]

kawaa just wanna cut people

[stuck copper]

tbh

[cosmic pier]

"I became a doctor so I could see people die"

[stuck copper]

people's insides smell

/r/watchpeopledie

[cosmic pier]

didnt that sub get banned or sth

[dense wing]

@pearl abyss I will cut u

[pearl abyss]

i wanna cut people too but not to the extent that i will study hard and be a doctor just to cut them

[dense wing]

no its quarantined

[stuck copper]

ye

[pearl abyss]

@dense wing try me

[dense wing]

oh shit

[somber halo]

my coworker was in school to be a nurse and he said that working in hospitals is depressing

[verbal obsidian]

i'm just an electrical engineer cause me good at maff and me lazy

[dense wing]

I havent been there in awhile
also I dont use reddit so maybe quarantined is the same thing as banning

[stuck copper]

insert bonquiqui cut you joke here

[cosmic pier]

someone who used to frequent that sub got very angeri at me for not being fazed after some accident happened and some people died

the math just doesnt work out

[wintry sonnet]

people die everyday, get over it

[stuck copper]

being selective is a fun thing

[wintry sonnet]

is what I'd say to him

[stuck copper]

you are always right

[cosmic pier]

no Im always ryght

[somber halo]

rei ryghts

[dense wing]

I’d be more spooked if I saw the death irl

[cosmic pier]

i once saw a corpse mid road irl

[dense wing]

instead im like
“oh god thats tragic- ok what was I doing”

[cosmic pier]

going back from a trip

[ornate mantle]

I don’t wanna save people. I like studying deceased fossils.

[somber halo]

i'd be spooked if someone's guts exploded

[ornate mantle]

[cosmic pier]

see corpse
"oh hey that's a corpse"
mom and dad: DONT LOOOOOOK

[verbal obsidian]

ah so azu, you want to bring back people from the dead

a necromancer

[ornate mantle]

No I want them to stay dead.

[verbal obsidian]

[ornate mantle]

I just wanna study them.

[wintry sonnet]

I mean everyone reacts differently, some are spooked, some are unphased and some make a youtube video

[dense wing]

I want to be a forensic examiner as well

[cosmic pier]

lel

that latter

[dense wing]

but I will continue to strive for a surgeon keeping people from dying

[ornate mantle]

Well no, I’m striving to be a paleontologist, lmao.

Not a forensics individual.

[somber halo]

thats a scary job kawa

[dense wing]

oooh cool

[somber halo]

what if the body moves

[ornate mantle]

I don’t even want to study people.

[somber halo]

am spook

[ornate mantle]

Fuck people.

[verbal obsidian]

surgery is a lot of schooling

[somber halo]

[cosmic pier]

that's hot azu

[dense wing]

then it might be alive

[verbal obsidian]

my brother has another 3 years, 9 total years

[ornate mantle]

I like fossils and genetics.

[cosmic pier]

Im just too insensitive to death unless if its someone very close to me
like sure they are someone's family and dear to them n all that but I cant seem to even feel bad bout it

[dense wing]

yeah its a fat 8-12 years of college

[ornate mantle]

[cosmic pier]

I like your fossil

[ornate mantle]

I like my fossil too

[somber halo]

just a heads up, i am a supporter of genetic enhancement

[stuck copper]

catgirls ftw

[dense wing]

@last kiln people dont care unless its mass death or a family member

[cosmic pier]

do you make catgirls

[somber halo]

if i ever have kids, i hope i can edit their genes to not be as sick as i am

[dense wing]

in this case friends are family

[stuck copper]

in the future, every man will have a 20-inch donger

kawaa, do surgery to make people into catgirls and make the world a better place

[cosmic pier]

cal

[dense wing]

im not doing plastic surgery

[stuck copper]

what do you think are people going to do with genetic enhancement?

[dense wing]

though its aesthetically possible

[stuck copper]

of course they'll make 'em bigger

[cosmic pier]

BATGIRLS

uhhh

CATGIRLS*

[stuck copper]

[wintry sonnet]

ehh, I'd prefer lamia-girls personally

[cosmic pier]

[somber halo]

i get sick whenever i eat, so i hope to remove that from my kids

[stuck copper]

you know how humans work by now

foxgirls?

[dense wing]

it would require attaching fake ears to your skull and scalp but your body is likely going to kill itself

[somber halo]

esp since i have a partial panceas

[cosmic pier]

humans are shite

exterminate em

[stuck copper]

catbois

what are you a dalek?

[somber halo]

i want dogbotes

[dense wing]

and I say that because the ears would be a foreign body

[stuck copper]

kawa

[cosmic pier]

im just an edgy ded inside kid

[wintry sonnet]

you already have Beagle tho

[stuck copper]

genetical engineering is a thing

so basically a dalek

[dense wing]

yeah but im gonna be a surgeon not a dna specialist

[dense wing]

omg

[cosmic pier]

[wintry sonnet]

what if you can surgically add cat ears

[wintry sonnet]

and create catgirls that way

[dense wing]

thats what I was explaining

but it’d be fake

[stuck copper]

but eventually they would be real

[somber halo]

i find adding cat ears weird

[cosmic pier]

cursed

[wintry sonnet]

aren't all catgirls fake in the first place

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

the bodies would eventually just be like, hmm this is normal

ur fake

[somber halo]

because the area around it would be bald if it was surgically attached

[wintry sonnet]

no u

[dense wing]

im not advanced enough to attach tiny ass cat ears to a huge ass human and attach the veins and ear canals

[stuck copper]

no u

[cosmic pier]

did I just hear fakes

[stuck copper]

attaching ears won't work

period

[somber halo]

does the human skull even have space to add animal ears?

[wintry sonnet]

centaurs and lamias would take much bigger amount of effort than catgirls anyway

[dense wing]

all I know is that you’re likely going to get a life threatening infection if you try to surgically apply fake ears to your head

[stuck copper]

to get true cat people you need genetic engineering

fake news

[cosmic pier]

The fake is of far greater value. In its deliberate attempt to be real, it's more real than the real thing

[somber halo]

faker? i think you're the fake hedgehog around here. you comparing yourself to me? ha, you're not even good enough to be my fake

[dense wing]

its like how some women who get breast implants get very dangerous infections because the fake breast silicon is a foreign body

[wintry sonnet]

tbf

the pre-change sonic did look like a surgery more than genetic enhancement

[stuck copper]

kawa most of the time it's because of a infection

not the implant

[ornate mantle]

@somber halo : Eugenics is a gray area.

[dense wing]

but even then the body reacts oddly to it

[stuck copper]

since silicone is neutral

[dense wing]

not silicon then it must have been something else

[stuck copper]

So like

[cosmic pier]

eugenics

[stuck copper]

just like how artificial bones are made of titanium

[cosmic pier]

[dense wing]

old breast implants were dangerous

[ornate mantle]

[stuck copper]

Old everything was dangerous

[cosmic pier]

i'd be worried if there were plants on my breasts

[stuck copper]

because titanium is one of the few metals that isn't reactive with our body

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

That's why it's old

[somber halo]

i am also a supporter of natural selection but i wonder how i became to be alive with my inferior genetics

[dense wing]

also iuds are hit or miss with women because some womens’ bodys’ completely deny the iud and some accept it and dont have issues

[cosmic pier]

I wanna report natural selection

it didnt have to pick me

[stuck copper]

[wintry sonnet]

if there's one thing internet has taught us it's that natural selection doesn't exist

[stuck copper]

[dense wing]

my only superior genetic is have long and lors of hair, and not burning

[ornate mantle]

LOL

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

My genetics are inferior on every level

[ornate mantle]

We know.

[dense wing]

I only tan yay!

[somber halo]

lila, i think we're related

[ornate mantle]

[stuck copper]

my only good genetic trait is far sight

[wintry sonnet]

no, not tan yay

[dense wing]

ah yeah yours is good

[wintry sonnet]

tan yang

[ornate mantle]

I have many good genetic traits, I just let em go to waste.

[dense wing]

[ornate mantle]

[stuck copper]

I tan and burn

[ornate mantle]

I’m impervious to people’s bitching.

[dense wing]

my only good ones are “being short in a big world”
tanning instead of burning
long hair

[stuck copper]

I tan but not get sunburns unless I stay in the sun for like 2-3 hours straight

[somber halo]

i dont like being dark

[stuck copper]

Being short

[ornate mantle]

I’m short unfortunately.

[somber halo]

same

[ornate mantle]

Only like 5’7”

[cosmic pier]

Im short too

[somber halo]

same

[stuck copper]

Ok bye bye

[cosmic pier]

[ornate mantle]

Aye

[stuck copper]

long hair waifus are good civ

[dense wing]

I dont like being dark because white fair skin is all the buzz and then tan dark skin is all the buzz and im like help what do I do

[cosmic pier]

kawa is a metaslave

[somber halo]

i prefer females with lighter skin but im not superior enough to be able to choose

[dense wing]

my best friends are tan as well so I dont really care anymore

[ornate mantle]

The genetic meta changes every generation.

[dense wing]

its just that I feel extremely out of place when surrounded by white fair skin

[wintry sonnet]

I dont bother with tanning cause I can only tan into one color

red

[ornate mantle]

Sharks used to be T0

[wintry sonnet]

[ornate mantle]

But now humans are after they got nerfed.

[cosmic pier]

I dont bother tanning when I can just sit inside my room being a gaymer instead

[dense wing]

you guys have a choicevv

[somber halo]

big brain

[stuck copper]

kawa u should see the difference between the skin tone under my watch and the rest of my arm

[dense wing]

??

[stuck copper]

[ornate mantle]

I have a lot of choices.

[dense wing]

my mom has that too its ok

[ornate mantle]

I live in the US.

[dense wing]

thats why I dont wear my watch in summer