avrora-general

[dense wing]

what I did was be under 16

[solar fjord]

why would i trust a fake evil commander

[dense wing]

they were age elitist

[solar fjord]

under 16

[stuck copper]

Kawa is just a child, she needs guardian

[dense wing]

plus I argued with the guild masters

a lot

[cosmic pier]

sounds like a very kawa thing to do

[dense wing]

but I had plot armor

[solar fjord]

get kicked nerd

[cosmic pier]

"I had plot armor"

[stuck copper]

No you are not Orochi

[dense wing]

bc my ex was the guild masters’ friend

[cosmic pier]

gets kicked

something doesnt add up

[dense wing]

I didnt

im speaking about when I almost got kicked from my guild

now from my alliance on another mobile game, I have been kicked

I had plot armor too

but it ran out

[cosmic pier]

pleb

[stuck copper]

You don't get kicked from a guild if you are not in any guild in the first place...

[dense wing]

tbh

[cosmic pier]

nice steal there incred

[stuck copper]

Tell me kawa: how many boys have you dated so far?

[dense wing]

ok, it was 300 votes, not 200

@stuck copper 2

an ex for a year, and currently in a relationship

[stuck copper]

You are good

When I was your age, my story is a tragic one

[dense wing]

im still pure though

the catholics would never know ive been in a relationship

I imagine you had many gfs?

[stuck copper]

Why does that matter?

[dense wing]

or bfs

[cosmic pier]

"I was pure too, then I took an arrow to the knee"

[stuck copper]

Well, back then in high school, I had a crush on a girl from next-door class

It ended up disastrous for me

[dense wing]

oh no!

[stuck copper]

It is funny

[solar fjord]

[stuck copper]

First, someone who also had eyes on her threatened me via phone

[dense wing]

nani

I will kill u if you confess first!

[stuck copper]

But... since I was closer to her than him, his plan failed and he got roasted by her.

[dense wing]

[stuck copper]

Yes, closer, but not enough

[dense wing]

reminds me of when I was in elementary

[stuck copper]

It is just when she got herself a boyfriend did I realize the consequences of my hesitation lmao

[dense wing]

too late

[stuck copper]

I confessed

And she said "I regretted having know you"

As if I was a disease trying to infect her

Back then I was sad, but now thinking back, it is surely funny

[cosmic pier]

thanks rando

[stuck copper]

To think that someone would threaten me for having a mutual crush lmao

[dense wing]

tbh

that is the funny part

[stuck copper]

He called me via phone

He told me to "stay away from her"

[dense wing]

the start of my relationship now is sad
met him when I was 12
denied him when he asked me out
friendzoned him for a year
barely spoke to him for a year
best friends with him suddenly
got a bf and an ex
after that, now im with the guy I denied 4 years ago

[stuck copper]

The fffffff

[cosmic pier]

playin hard to get eh

[stuck copper]

12 years old???????????

[dense wing]

yes

[stuck copper]

Holy shit

[dense wing]

I met him when I was 12

I am 16 now, going on 17

[stuck copper]

Isn't it a bit too young?

And that guy... he got strange taste for smol girl

[cosmic pier]

we already knew that fact

[dense wing]

we arent that far in age incred

[stuck copper]

Maybe people in America have different biological development

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

We at 12 barely know the meaning of a relationship

[dense wing]

also I wasnt THAT hard to get, I thought he never wanted to be with me ever since I denied him

I thought about when I denied him at least once a week

every single week

[stuck copper]

You need to be killed

[cosmic pier]

uh

[stuck copper]

Friendzoning someone is very cruel

[dense wing]

@stuck copper I had a cell phone when I was 11 I learn a lot in a year

I know

[stuck copper]

How I wanted to cutscene-combo-ed you

[dense wing]

I have very odd morals

do you know how rare it is to find someone with the same morals

after all those years of being friends, I got to know him

[stuck copper]

Well that's bad

[dense wing]

and hey, he had the same morals

having odd morals is bad?

I say odd because who is monogamous in this time and day?

[stuck copper]

It is bad to have someone in tandem in criminals

You will be sent to Satan

[dense wing]

[cosmic pier]

I say odd because who is monogamous in this time and day?
its ok our relig allows a man to have 4 wives at a time

[dense wing]

crazy!

[stuck copper]

It is still better than in Japan, when you are allowed to marry your first cousin

[dense wing]

oh god

so legal alabama?

[stuck copper]

Is it different from state to state?

[dense wing]

every state has different laws kind of

[stuck copper]

Any state that allows you to marry your first cousin?

[dense wing]

age of consent is different by state, gun laws, marriage laws, all that jazz

[cosmic pier]

I mean you can still marry your cousins n stuff here too, its rarer nowadays but that's how most of em were back in the day

[dense wing]

marry? I dont know

[cosmic pier]

my own gran had married her cousin for example

[dense wing]

but I do know incest is not banned in every state

unless it is and im just remembering wrong

[stuck copper]

Holy

[cosmic pier]

cousins arent exactly considered in the incest zone

here

[stuck copper]

It is considered incest here in my country

[regal reef]

Depends on the level of cousin, really

[stuck copper]

First cousin

Sons/daughter of your mom's/dad's brothers/sisters

[regal reef]

Japan also has different state and federal laws, IIRC.

[stuck copper]

Okay it is time, time to play

[dense wing]

I cant find an up to date map

[cosmic pier]

draw your own

[regal reef]

map of?

[dense wing]

incest legality in the us

[regal reef]

kawa a lewd

[dense wing]

only one from 2002, but even its outdated

[regal reef]

[cosmic pier]

ban

[dense wing]

n-no we were discussing it earlier

about how states have different laws

[regal reef]

leeeeeeeeeewd

[dense wing]

kawa a pure

iie

[cosmic pier]

the purest looking ones are the lewdest ones

[regal reef]

maximum overlewd

its always the quiet ones

[dense wing]

I am clean

you’re all the perverts here!

[regal reef]

NO U

but yeah, i think as of 2010, most states ban first cousin marriages?

[stuck copper]

Kawa knows how to be a shotacon since 12

[dense wing]

[stuck copper]

So she is the most impure

[dense wing]

shotacon?! my bf is giant

[regal reef]

but still recognize cousin marriages if it was registered in a state where it was legal

my wife calls me a lolicon cradle snatcher

[dense wing]

or if it was conducted before it became illegal!

[cosmic pier]

my wife doesnt call me anything

[dense wing]

I dont call my bf anything

I call him mean and he gets mad

[regal reef]

because of the huge size difference between us, plus i started dating her when she was technically still a teenager while I wasn't

[dense wing]

“meanie”
“IM NOT MEAN YOU’RE JUST GETTING EMOTIONAL OH MY GODD”

[cosmic pier]

see you're the actual meanie

bullying the poor guy

[dense wing]

@regal reef

we seem to be in slightly similar positions syanda

[regal reef]

lies, i am not lewd

then again i was pretty much asexual all the way until after high school.

[dense wing]

I am 5’
my mans is 6’3

[cosmic pier]

I mean internet shite prob doesnt count but when I was 16 I got in a like 1 year one of em long distance relationshits with someone on the inets

[dense wing]

sorry, american units here

[cosmic pier]

age 35

[regal reef]

i'm 5'6", wife is 4'7"

literally had police called on me before

[dense wing]

so short

[cosmic pier]

Im 6'7" in freedom units

y'all dwarves

[dense wing]

dont be a trafficker syanda

[regal reef]

"no officer, she's legal"

"we're legally married"

[dense wing]

I have a baby face as well

though wow 4’7

[regal reef]

getting haranged by random old people for being overly affectionate and inappropriate in public simply by holding hands too

[dense wing]

I feel powerful when I am taller

[cosmic pier]

but

holding hands is the lewdest form

[dense wing]

^

[cosmic pier]

it leads to pregnancy n shit

[dense wing]

o-oh

[cosmic pier]

and you claim you aint lewd

smh syan

habitual writing synd

smh

[dense wing]

holding hands is embarrassing

[cosmic pier]

gay

[dense wing]

the cutest couple

that dress must have been modified a lot?

[regal reef]

yeah. guess how much it cost

[cosmic pier]

0$

[dense wing]

hmm... 700? I dont know dresses

while I dream of getting married I dont know any of the costs

[regal reef]

20 USD, self-modified. god bless taobao.

[cosmic pier]

I was close

[dense wing]

taobao dress?!

[cosmic pier]

git gud kawa

[dense wing]

damn!

what a cute photo

I am over emotional when it comes to marriage

reminds me when I saw my mmo friend’s marriage photos

[regal reef]

hashtag shot on samsung galaxy S10 with a stand and remote button. my wife's holding it behind my back

[dense wing]

I was screaming at how cute they were

and then she disappeared for a month

[regal reef]

we went full ~budget~

[dense wing]

and I said
what happened?!
“I had a child :)”

I was like YOU WERE PREGNANT THIS ENTIRE TIME WTF

[cosmic pier]

marriage is rare and unheard of in the kawa land
so when she sees em she enters an state of ectsasy
this creature has recently been discovered

[dense wing]

she sent me all the photos of her son ahhhh

[cosmic pier]

[dense wing]

thats actually really funny syanda

[regal reef]

yeah, we got a lot of questions on relatives because overseas photoshoot, etc.

but no, we were just doing self-shots on university grounds

[dense wing]

why are universities so pretty

[regal reef]

I mean, that one is literally in her dorm's garden

[dense wing]

the university in my city is super close, and beautiful

but its very hard to get into

[regal reef]

yeah, ours was University of Cambridge, UK.

[dense wing]

[brittle ravine]

I wish i can go there

[dense wing]

this was nice too

[cosmic pier]

wish i had the topsikret power to appreciate nature's beauty

[dense wing]

whats the power

[cosmic pier]

idk i dont have it

[regal reef]

it's the power of not being a hikki

[dense wing]

[cosmic pier]

stealth hikki best hikki

@urban musk

have a mash

[dense wing]

I very much love nature

[cosmic pier]

im too dead inside to care bout nature's beauty

[regal reef]

I'm a city person. Too much nature freaks me out

[cosmic pier]

and a lot of other things

[regal reef]

but gardens, gardens are nice

especially indoor ones.

[solar fjord]

dont care for nature
but seeing everything in Japan was nice

[stuck copper]

area 51-chan

[cosmic pier]

there was a location in skyrim I actually liked

[dense wing]

I was to live in the woods

also that reminds me of the Gardens At The Bay

[regal reef]

oh, ive got a membership for that. pretty much go there twice a month since it's like, 20 mins away by public transport

that pic is from the airport

[dense wing]

you live in singapore?

[cosmic pier]

i wanted to live in the woods when I grew up, back in the day

[regal reef]

yup

[dense wing]

oooh cool

I have always wanted to live in the woods

I absolutely love nature

I love being surrounded by plants

I would say animals too, but it depends on the animal

[cosmic pier]

Mash a cute

[errant burrow]

[dense wing]

japanese word in my english subs?!

[cosmic pier]

time to raid #game-feedback

!!!

[dense wing]

ugh I would never

its so exhausting when people rant in it

[cosmic pier]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/519588705275609088/609650781628661822/unknown.png

just make an angeri face

[dense wing]

I cant imagine doing it to myself

or my coworkers

[signal pond]

Where is my Alabama?(

[cosmic pier]

I bet @errant burrow would like it

he's a maso

[dense wing]

she is hiding

[errant burrow]

[solar fjord]

in my dock

[dense wing]

i-is he? I dont think ive heard that

I dont have alabama yet

[errant burrow]

Assumptions

[dense wing]

or calvalla

[cosmic pier]

he just doesnt let you know

[dense wing]

or aylwin

[cosmic pier]

he is a treacherous strudel

[errant burrow]

Bama is down here in the South btw

[signal pond]

I need Eagle Union frame

[dense wing]

like when people assume im a pervert just because I dont like being a/around pervert(s) or doing pervert things

[errant burrow]

I plead the fifth for Rei’s assumptions

[cosmic pier]

but you are a perverted roricon rori

[dense wing]

I am not even a lolicon!!!

[solar fjord]

that's for the fbi to decide

[dense wing]

[cosmic pier]

dam kawa wants to engage in that while already having a bf

what a perv

[dense wing]

n-no

[errant burrow]

[solar fjord]

[dense wing]

thats toaster business

[cosmic pier]

We are preparing to update the app.

The store application will be updated (required) during the next maintenance.

* It is necessary to download about 1.7G of data when updating
* Updates may be mixed```

[errant burrow]

Hey, I live in the quarantined zone. Nothing like that here

[dense wing]

I believe they are changing the cost of gems for one particular pack as well?

the one that costs 40.99 on google play store

[solar fjord]

[dense wing]

39.99

[cosmic pier]

that 1$ is a lotta muh money

[dense wing]

they dont understand english wel

they most likely thought you were talking about taxes

funny, because when someone else contacted them about it, they understood

[cosmic pier]

I thought da vinci was a boi

[dense wing]

you are watching fate and only saying vinci is a boy?

[errant burrow]

That’s da Vinci in Mona Lisa’s body

[dense wing]

hello!?1

[cosmic pier]

im just kidding lel

ofc I've seen artoria n shit

[errant burrow]

Fate just being Fate

[cosmic pier]

would fate turn me into a girl too

[dense wing]

would fate turn me into a male?

[errant burrow]

Sure. Can’t guarantee you’ll be a cute one though

[dense wing]

would I be isekaied?!

im not cute but I’d be a loli as an anime character so that would make up for my whole character design failure

[cosmic pier]

fate is kinda in the same world we're in

so it wouldnt be isekai

[dense wing]

simple brown hair and brown eyes character

[errant burrow]

But dang, Da Vinci really does look gorgeous in that EP0

Still need to watch it though

[cosmic pier]

apparently baby ep0 was really worked on

"cloverworks' top staff didnt get to work on promised neverland at all cuz they were busy with ep0"

[errant burrow]

[cosmic pier]

https://www.reddit.com/r/anime/comments/cm2gu8/fategrand_order_zettai_majuu_sensen_babylonia/evzknfw?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

they talk bout it here

[errant burrow]

Will the quality hold through the whole season?! Sources say no

[cosmic pier]

lol

[dense wing]

budget cuts

[errant burrow]

I’m expecting some horrible CG towards the end of it for story reasons

[cosmic pier]

thonk

I dont wakarimasen

are they gonna be as bad as overlord's goats

[errant burrow]

Honestly

I’m worried it might be

[cosmic pier]

F

[errant burrow]

But, I wanna give Clover the benefit of the doubt and have faith in them

[cosmic pier]

when you tell someone to calm down

[errant burrow]

Gah. She’s too good

[solar fjord]

stop posting screenshots

spoiling

[errant burrow]

Or

[dense wing]

inb4 #off-topic

[errant burrow]

He

Idk

[dense wing]

it is a trap toaster

[cosmic pier]

no u

[errant burrow]

I mean, it’s technically the body of Mona Lisa. But with Da Vinci’s mind. So I’m not sure what to consider that

[cosmic pier]

the ultimate monalisa

[solar fjord]

@cosmic pier

[dense wing]

toaster

why are you awake so early

[errant burrow]

Honestly

Not sure

It’s 3 AM

And I’m pretty tired

[violet shard]

That's not early, its rather staying up late

[dense wing]

I assumed he woke up @violet shard

[errant burrow]

Nah. I’ve been up rewatching EVA

[dense wing]

ive been considering watching my favorite anime again

[cosmic pier]

i dont need to rewatch my favourite anime

I've memorized every scene of it

[dense wing]

me

[cosmic pier]

no I havent memorized every scene of you

[violet shard]

[dense wing]

thank god you have not

that sounds very awful

my favorite anime is magi

[cosmic pier]

code geass

C.C.

[dense wing]

I remember getting emotional when she ate pizza

[cosmic pier]

is there anything that doesnt make you emotional

[dense wing]

n-no

[cosmic pier]

[dense wing]

I am called a crybaby for these reasons

[cosmic pier]

its like you stole my share of getting emotional

[dense wing]

stole my partner’s for sure

[cosmic pier]

UmU intensifies

[dense wing]

umu

[cosmic pier]

[dense wing]

though I got emotional for big boy teenage problems

[cosmic pier]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/468804119377739776/609307033728057345/IrohaHappy.png

umu's representative

[dense wing]

C.C. inhaling pizza, a skinny as fuck stick:
me: I... I eat 2 slices and gain like 5 pounds.....

[cosmic pier]

lol

fastest metabolism in the east

[dense wing]

tbh

mine is so slow

[cosmic pier]

I used to stay thin no matter what and how much I ate

but recently I actually get phatter

[dense wing]

aw

it sucks doesnt it

welcome to me when I turned 12

I was 80 pounds at the beginning of 6th grade, 4’11

end of 6th grade I was 105 pounds and 5’0

[cosmic pier]

i dont know freedom units but I was stuck at 60kg for a longass time

[dense wing]

use google

its a godsend

I was 36kg and then ~48kg at the end

[cosmic pier]

oooo

that's a feather

[dense wing]

thats a fat 20 pounds I gained in a year

all because my fast metabolism dipped

[cosmic pier]

imma hit 100kg soon

[dense wing]

oh wow

double my weight

[cosmic pier]

and double your height

[dense wing]

[cosmic pier]

I picked like 3-4 and just dropped 1 lel

uchimusume too boring

good thing Im never gonna finish the whole lotta Toaru series at the pace Im going

[regal reef]

I already read uchimusume's LNs. Doubt the anime would cover the whole thing, so meh

[stuck copper]

degens

the lot of u

[cosmic pier]

yer one of us

[stuck copper]

especially @dense wing

[solar fjord]

she leads us down the dark path

[cosmic pier]

[willow dagger]

Yoyo when does Anniv start

[stuck copper]

BOO

[cosmic pier]

POO

https://imgur.com/ijrnRyZ

[somber halo]

GOO

[celest sinew]

Avrora best gang

[cosmic pier]

wolfie hatin

[carmine coyote]

Well I'm bored right now

And HamHam Club is better anyways

[cosmic pier]

punymann

[stuck copper]

church of hamm

[cosmic pier]

is that another way to say trash

[stuck copper]

if you see yourself like that I can't do much about it

[stuck copper]

Atago is neither Akagi nor Taihou nor Roon

She might be a bitch in heat but it is unbelievable she would be drawn like that

a thot like the rest

She would not cut me into pieces

still a thot

[cosmic pier]

sorry I dont identify as hammann

you must be dwunk

[carmine coyote]

If she breathe she be thot

[stuck copper]

Media: most thots breathe

gasp

[carmine coyote]

Also it's better than being known as 10 medal meme girl

[stuck copper]

She would join 10-medals club after you mlb her

[carmine coyote]

Shikikan: exists
HamHam: Pervert

[cosmic pier]

but being the 10 medal girl is worth more

[stuck copper]

That's why I didn't use Hammann

[carmine coyote]

Stop spooking my rolls Sandy!

[stuck copper]

You should be thankful that they didn't send Sandy into limited pool this event

[carmine coyote]

She's great for a flagship defense boost

[stuck copper]

Columbia does it better

[carmine coyote]

No it's always the HMS girls when the Eagles are in Limited

[stuck copper]

Also Chicago, Pensacola too

[carmine coyote]

Well I don't have Columbia yet

Pensacola is garbage if you ask me

[cosmic pier]

pen ass cola

[carmine coyote]

Chicago haven't used yet

Also we need an USS Florida in game now

Just to have Florida memes

[stuck copper]

Montana when

[cosmic pier]

nevada

[carmine coyote]

Or better yet Texas

[stuck copper]

Florida man

[carmine coyote]

And Texas will be a loli ship

[stuck copper]

Texas for AA meme

[carmine coyote]

Texas will overtake Sandy's role for AA

[stuck copper]

No

She is backline

[cosmic pier]

that'd be a tall order

[carmine coyote]

Like a 10-gallon hat tall order?

[cosmic pier]

lul

temmy no vid

discrimination

[brittle ravine]

Does USS Missouri part of the iowa-class?

[cosmic pier]

@urban musk wehr's my fdg

I want one in my mail rn

@brittle ravine mhm

[dense wing]

@stuck copper not a degen

[stuck copper]

[cosmic pier]

she just said you aint a degen

[dense wing]

umm!!!!

thats super strange

[cosmic pier]

lel

inferior apple user

[dense wing]

it sucks because it uses my most used emotes

so those emotes appear on other servers

[cosmic pier]

ono

disastrous

[dense wing]

whys it say speethink?! is that your note?

[violet shard]

nah he tapped on that specific message

discord writes out the emote name in messages if you tap on them

[dense wing]

I do not get that

[signal pond]

Gems

[cosmic pier]

yeah I'd def add an "speethink" note to your account

[dense wing]

baltimore
birmingham
hood
prinz

I do not think I am destined for anymore ships

[ornate mantle]

Don’t you have everyone from event already

[dense wing]

I never said that

[ornate mantle]

Missing Bama?

[dense wing]

alabama, aylwin, cavalla but cavalla soon

since shes guaranteed

[ornate mantle]

Yeah, Cavalla is nice since shop.

Bama refuses to come home.

[dense wing]

same

oh sanjuan counts too doesnt she

for the border

[clear gate]

And Bataan

[dense wing]

ahh!2!3¥4¥

I DONT HAVE HER EITHER

in the mean time

since she is guaranteed as well

[clear gate]

Bataan is the 10,000 cumulative pt reward

[dense wing]

wow all the bulins I will need to waste

[ornate mantle]

Yeah, I’m tempted to be whale as fuck.

[dense wing]

🐳

I am going free as always

[ornate mantle]

I don’t wanna though.

I got Bismarck through daily rolling.

[dense wing]

I mean so did I

ive been usual luccsacc as usual

this is my most unlucky event

qwq

[clear gate]

I've had a good event

The worst one for me was FW where I missed Washington

[cosmic pier]

"all the bullins I will need to waste"

that's a rood attitude

smh

[clear gate]

🐳

It's whale time

Gem reset!

[cosmic pier]

nobody saw that coming

[gritty hamlet]

Whales unite for double gem reset

[violet shard]

here we go again

[oblique mantle]

No thanks. I got what I needed, no use in whaling.

[cosmic pier]

ebil with the flex

[carmine coyote]

So we're back in Akashi's shop, tossing those gems around

[stuck copper]

BOO

[cosmic pier]

POO

[violet shard]

DOO

[stuck copper]

I asked my mom to bring me lunch since I'm stuck at school and she brought short ribs and rice

[clear gate]

Nice

[stuck copper]

Only 9 more hours to go

[stuck copper]

its saturday tho...

Yeah

I got activities

and school starts in 2 days

yes

finally

no more kids at home

ah rip

[cosmic pier]

did you finally cook all of em

oh

just read the above

nvm

[stuck copper]

what is wrong with you?

[cosmic pier]

better question would be to ask what is ryght with me

shorter list

[stuck copper]

Baltimore's skin is basically her after her physical activities, yes?

Her school skin or default

Her skin

Her school skin

She and Cleveland would make a good team

[steep scarab]

@cosmic pier

[cosmic pier]

@steep scarab

[stuck copper]

You guys having an affair?

[cosmic pier]

yes

ya want in?

[stuck copper]

Count me out

[steep scarab]

@stuck copper

[stuck copper]

Just fought against him

His way of naming ships is really something

@cosmic pier: btw Rei, your Javelin 120@200f yet?

[cosmic pier]

no

I uninstalled the game like 3 months ago

[stuck copper]

i still havent dropped 1 cavalla

[stuck copper]

rei, you need to stop changing your name lmao, i thought we had some rando newbie in here acting like he owned the place lmao

also, i havent had cavalla drop once yet either

[dense wing]

I havent either

[cosmic pier]

im just covering my tracks as a very very wise person said

also that acting like I own the place is how you recognize me

[dense wing]

yes

[stuck copper]

just tag him

[cosmic pier]

putting notes is for plebs

[stuck copper]

alarms are for plebs. you should wake up without help

[dense wing]

I have a note on myself too

I put notes on my friends

[stuck copper]

whoa

the f word

you have a note on yourself? why lol

[cosmic pier]

same reason I had myself added as a friend in Rift

[stuck copper]

because i have humor

[cosmic pier]

cuz I could

[stuck copper]

guess ill join the club

[cosmic pier]

welcome to the gang, newbie

[stuck copper]

tunnel snakes

[dense wing]

I guess I used to have a note

it said “myself”

a lot of my notes were reset

[stuck copper]

"this is me. probably."

[dense wing]

I had a note of someones’ shirt size

[cosmic pier]

"is this the me I know, or another me"

[dense wing]

so if I gifted them

I also had a thing where I would just note down as much information as I can get from people

what if you had a friend named Me

that’d be strange

[cosmic pier]

I lack the first step to that

called having friends

cant have a friend called Me if I dont got friends to begin with

it'd def make some fun cursing setups

[stuck copper]

kawa is lewd

runs

[cosmic pier]

kawa is lewd

doesnt run

[stuck copper]

rei reminds me of that one time i told my kid not to slam the door

i looked at him

he looked at me

and then he slammed it

and he slammed it like ten times?

lmao

[cosmic pier]

reminds me of a game review
"its like a bar fight except it never stops through the whole game" or sth alike

[stuck copper]

sounds like a good time

[cosmic pier]

dark messiah of might and magic's the game name btw

[stuck copper]

i liked that one

[cosmic pier]

i got it on the backlog

[stuck copper]

i think they tried to make a big deal out of its physics engine, and the fact that you could kick people into spikes and stuff

you can play it twice and be done with it

it's not very long

[cosmic pier]

kicking stuff around soumds fun

can yell "this is spartaaaa" or sth irl while doing so

[stuck copper]

it's no bulletstorm

that game is so old, i rented it - on pc

[cosmic pier]

ahhh bulletstorm

pulling people then kicking em and repeating it over and over

[dense wing]

im not lewd!

why am I lewd!

inb4 my existence is

[ornate mantle]

Being Lewd is my job.

[cosmic pier]

how's the pay

[stuck copper]

kawaa told me about mullany.....

dats lewd

sos is rigged

i always get a combination of 8, 9, and 10 on my first three rolls

it's like the game doesn't want me to bother with it

lol

i have to adjust my fleet for those. i'm too lazy for that.

i can go up to 8 but ya

its annoying af

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

new banner on wednesday?

[desert harness]

Nice

[dense wing]

because we were talking abt it!!

[verbal obsidian]

spills spaghet

[glossy kayak]

my cubes are gone

[stuck copper]

i have had no cubes the entire event

[glossy kayak]

at least we have double gem reset 😉

[stuck copper]

waiting for new games is killing me

that gem reset is a hell of a gift

[dense wing]

im just here like

I still have a first charge benefit

[stuck copper]

stealing that konata

and yea, that gem reset is super nice

i was gonna buy more gems tomorrow too, but now ill just wait till the update

[verbal obsidian]

hi weebs

ive come to wish u all a relaxing weekend

ok bye

[stuck copper]

hi

bye

[warm bluff]

[brittle ravine]

Yeet

[ornate mantle]

Omfg.

That Kimetsu No Yaiba Ep.

🍆

[stuck copper]

BOO

Welp

A US diplomat got doxxed

And so did their family's info

Where is the anime at in terms of the story progression

[ornate mantle]

@last kiln : it's never been kirito.

[stuck copper]

Did they kill most of the Moons yet

[ornate mantle]

They're on episode 19.

[stuck copper]

So that's like

Uhhhh

[ornate mantle]

|| 1 Lower Moon is dead||

[stuck copper]

Ah

||and then in like 3 episodes he goes from struggling to kill an ex-lowest Moon to killing I believe the 3rd upper moon with some assistance||

[ornate mantle]

The animation for this episode was absolutely breathtaking.

It was as if the whole of the budget went into this episode.

[stuck copper]

Still waiting for ||Nezuko to pop off in the fight against Daki||

[ornate mantle]

Soon TM.

[stuck copper]

The main guy gets so OP so fast idk

At least the fights are kinda cool

At least it has the pig boy

Actually that brings up a question

||if a lower moon is dead, does that mean fire boy is dead yet||

[carmine cairn]

does the promise rings be removed on maintenance/update on wednesday?

[stuck copper]

If Birmingham doesn't appear by tomorrow I'm going to commit some crimes I s2g

[ornate mantle]

#AzurLane# PogChamp

[somber halo]

crimes against humanity?

i too have commited crimes, its not worth

[ornate mantle]

Dork is super fucking powerful.

Got the chat border no problem

Rank 8 and at top.

[somber halo]

[stuck copper]

Sad that one of Epstein's buddies is the Duke of York

[ornate mantle]

I just need Bama now.

And I can get USS chat border.

[stuck copper]

I need Birmingham's stupid ass

[somber halo]

im missing alabama now actually

[ornate mantle]

Oof.

[clear gate]

I have everyone but not the resources to MLB

[ornate mantle]

It feels like a lot of people here are missing 1-3 ships.

[somber halo]

well ya kno

[stuck copper]

Can we please eliminate purple rarities from events

[somber halo]

dont spend everything on day 1 ofc

[stuck copper]

I'd much rather take an extra gold

[ornate mantle]

Idk anymore.

I got paid.

So I'm swimming in money now.

[somber halo]

are you willing to wait until the anniversary to spend monnies

[ornate mantle]

I'm planning on whaling in Anni for the moment.

Don't wanna whale here.

[somber halo]

dat extra gem reset tho

[ornate mantle]

So I'm doing dailies and hoping for that 5 hr.

[stuck copper]

[somber halo]

😔

🙏

[ornate mantle]

As it happens I'm missing 2 cut scenes from Ashen.

Oh man this trophy for Ashen moves.

[somber halo]

wat

[stuck copper]

[somber halo]

oh

[stuck copper]

Wait fuck

[somber halo]

i need to fix my dorm

[stuck copper]

I'm going to a birthday party tomorrow

Can't speed through it

[somber halo]

ive only been using preset dorms these past few months

[ornate mantle]

Yeah, the Ashen trophy is floating and moving up and down.

[somber halo]

@stuck copper happy birthday

[stuck copper]

Not mine

[somber halo]

oh

[ornate mantle]

Well.

[somber halo]

happy birthday

[ornate mantle]

You're one day closer to dying.

[stuck copper]

I'll tell them you said it tho

[ornate mantle]

[somber halo]

im dying rn

how do i have a runny nose in 90 degree weather

[stuck copper]

I find nose gets more runny if it's hotter

[somber halo]

wat

[stuck copper]

When it's cold everything just freezes

[ornate mantle]

I need more cubes.

[somber halo]

i need more coin

[stuck copper]

Buy some with that money you're swimming in

[somber halo]

im swimming in snot

[ornate mantle]

I just said not until Anni.

Man, Neptunia and Kizuna trophies make me feel great.

[stuck copper]

Neptune makes me feel great

[somber halo]

essex makes me feel great

[ornate mantle]

Do it for her.

[errant burrow]

Taihou still better

[ornate mantle]

In between Essex and Taihou I'd probably choose Taihou.

But Deutschland is better and gets my vote instantly.

[stuck copper]

id choose nagato

wait, was that a choice

[clear gate]

I'd take Essex over Taihou

[dense wing]

essex

taihoe sucks

[clear gate]

High five

[dense wing]

yayaya

[ornate mantle]

Essucks

[clear gate]

Taihou's character development involves her becoming more and more invasive, even when you tell her to stop. No thanks.

[ornate mantle]

Essex is forgettable.

[dense wing]

taihoe is like

[clear gate]

Essex's character development is about her maturing and realizing that she doesn't have to keep proving herself in order to be worthwhile. 👍

[warm epoch]

[dense wing]

an obsessive pervert who is an alcoholic and lust crazed

and I dont like it

I hate that kind of personality

[warm epoch]

So tai-hoe

[ornate mantle]

Taihou's character development involves her being very possessive as a result of being unable to trust and eventually breaks away from that and learns to have faith in the commander and his love.

Thereby stabilizing her.

[dense wing]

thats why I call her taihoe so yes

[ornate mantle]

And then Essux.

[clear gate]

Yaaas I got another 100mm AA gun

Would have preferred STAAG but more AA guns are good

[dense wing]

I dont even want to accept taihoe as a regular person as you say azu

[clear gate]

Because I'm an asshole who doesn't like switching equips, Rando

[somber halo]

taihou is so hot

[clear gate]

Taihou has B+ body and F---- personality

[dense wing]

I say f body and f personality

[clear gate]

lol

[dense wing]

not my cup of tea

now if she had gender counterparts

A+

and looked like a man I mean

not no trap

[clear gate]

I wouldn't mind this game having bois in it

[dense wing]

I wish it did

ships like prince of wales

its perfect

[somber halo]

more like F cup body yes

[dense wing]

but we all know how that would go

[clear gate]

I like both, so either way it works for me

[dense wing]

she is much more than a F frayya

[somber halo]

i wish to inquire more knowledge on breast sizes

[warm epoch]

[dense wing]

I am straight, while anime females and “sexy” anime girls are shoved into my face, I cant help but make a disgusted face

[clear gate]

Taihou is definitely more than an F cup, yah

[warm epoch]

Just remember, back pain

[somber halo]

it does confuse in such a way unfortunately

but it does make sense nonetheless

[dense wing]

while theyre fake and drawings

[warm epoch]

just remember, anime is fake

[dense wing]

I cant help but judge them for not being realistic

[somber halo]

just imagine a game with all sexy anime guys

and all of us will flee

[warm epoch]

That is a thing

[dense wing]

it sets bad standards to all u virgin walks

[warm epoch]

[clear gate]

That is a thing, Touken Ranbu

It's by the same guys as KC

[dense wing]

wait

a game with nice men exists?

[warm epoch]

no

[dense wing]

thats not a visual nov-

oh..

[clear gate]

It does

[somber halo]

darn, im not nice, confirmed

[clear gate]

They're all personified swords. Not-so-subtle, there.

[warm epoch]

[dense wing]

boo

[ornate mantle]

@dense wing : Everyone has preferences.

[clear gate]

https://touken-ranbu.fandom.com/wiki/Touken_Ranbu_Wiki

[ornate mantle]

I like Taihou a lot.

[somber halo]

"swords"

[warm epoch]

They got swords

[dense wing]

I cannot open it right now

[warm epoch]

They're swords

[somber halo]

swords

[clear gate]

I'll DM you the link for future reference :3

[ornate mantle]

KanColle but with Swords/

[somber halo]

there cant be any other thing

it had to be swords

[dense wing]

okay!!!

thanks!

[warm epoch]

Anybody here play destiny child?

[ornate mantle]

You know what I'm down.

@somber halo : This is the future.

[warm epoch]

because I have no clue how people play that game

[somber halo]

help, my old age is kicking in

back in my day...........

[ornate mantle]

Your day was lame and without boat girls.

Pick up the pace old man.

[somber halo]

i know 😔

[warm epoch]

[ornate mantle]

I sometimes think about this.

[warm epoch]

I'm still impressed that japan can make girls out of anything

[ornate mantle]

If I were born in any other generation.

I probably could be successful.

[warm epoch]

[ornate mantle]

But It'd still choose this one for anime and gacha.

[somber halo]

i wish i was born a few years later

[warm epoch]

Wait what

[somber halo]

nowadays everyone i interact with is younger than me

[warm epoch]

Wouldn't anime improve over the years?

[ornate mantle]

Well assuming "Past" generations.

[somber halo]

yes and no

[warm epoch]

I have no clue about gacha though

[dense wing]

most people I speak to are adults

[ornate mantle]

Not future ones.

[dense wing]

and most people think im 25

[warm epoch]

Depends on the environment

[ornate mantle]

Because for all I know anime and gacha can probably be banned.

In the future.

[warm epoch]

If you're in highschool, you're not gonna be speaking to many adults

[dense wing]

irl I am not

[ornate mantle]

For being harmful to [INSERT PERSON HERE].

[somber halo]

anime has become a business now and to maximize profit, you just gotta keep pumping them out

[clear gate]

Anime probably not, gacha as we know it maybe due to gambling stuff

[dense wing]

online, most of my friends are adults

[somber halo]

instead of taking your sweet ass time making ones of "quality"

[warm epoch]

I think gacha would remain

[ornate mantle]

Anime has become a multi-billion dollar industry.