avrora-general

[dense wing]

I love anthropology

[clear gate]

Which is really just social anxiety disorder

[stuck copper]

Imagine having social anxiety disorder

[cosmic pier]

imagine being lila

[stuck copper]

Degeneracy is curable

[cosmic pier]

imagine wanting random anime girls to step on you

[stuck copper]

grammar lesson for today folks

[dense wing]

are was supposed to be sure

[cosmic pier]

imagine the fact none of those girls would normally even bother looking at you

[dense wing]

which is why I sent it after

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

But in game I'm the shikikan, not myself

[dense wing]

my typo was that I did not fully press u, and I pressed a instead of s

[stuck copper]

yea i know :3

makes for funny grammar tho

[cosmic pier]

[dense wing]

@cosmic pier they would want to look at me, girls have a special bond

[clear gate]

Ok, Birmingham is ridiculously durable

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

Birmingham is ridiculously rare

[cosmic pier]

they'd look at you in shame

[clear gate]

Am using level 70 Birm in 11-4

[cosmic pier]

[dense wing]

girls either hate eachother or make friends with eachother!

[clear gate]

Now granted, not solo

[stuck copper]

I'm gonna send her back as soon as I limit break her

[clear gate]

but still

[cosmic pier]

heckin roricon rori

ark would like you

[stuck copper]

But Ark only likes destroyers

[dense wing]

n-no please

[cosmic pier]

kawa is a destroyer

[stuck copper]

[cosmic pier]

she destroys my heart

[stuck copper]

rip

[cosmic pier]

ew cringe

brb

[stuck copper]

Bro you just posted cringe

[dense wing]

you just lost a subscriber

[cosmic pier]

but you never paid

fake sub

[dense wing]

youtube subscribers dont have to pay

[stuck copper]

they do pay though

[cosmic pier]

i wonder with my state of not really being able to interact with hoomans irl, how'd i be with scrubs from the inets im kinda acquainted with
once almost met up with someone who was supposed to make a visit to iran but then he didnt

[stuck copper]

with their time

[cosmic pier]

i dont have any subs on yt tho

barely got 2 or 3 vids in it from ages ago

[stuck copper]

i have a sub, and the only video i have is one that got removed for copyright strike except now the vid is public again for some reason and im now starting to get random comments on it

its kinda creepy

[dense wing]

at AX it was a little awkward because we’re all losers

[stuck copper]

whoa,

harsh word right there

[dense wing]

but once you find a topic you can all talk about, its not that bad

u must be new here

oh lord

[stuck copper]

we arent all losers here, we just all have unique interests

i saw that kawaa

[dense wing]

I was gonna say weebs

but I aint no weeb tyvm

[stuck copper]

yea you is

You're not a weeb

Riiiiiight

[dense wing]

right!

[stuck copper]

Okay

[cosmic pier]

one of them is me kinda dropping headfirst into snow

[stuck copper]

[cosmic pier]

uh

rip internet

[stuck copper]

huh?

[cosmic pier]

imternet being ass and sending stuff late n shit

internet*

read that last sentence as a followup to the last thing i said before it

bout the yt n shit

[stuck copper]

oh haha

that sounds funny

[steep scarab]

@cosmic pier

[cosmic pier]

@steep scarab

[dense wing]

bonk him

[cosmic pier]

I'll bonk you

ever just work and go to uni in a frustrating week and look forward to your weekend to rest a bit

just to have your mom take you on a 1 day trip on the same weekend

rip muh restday

[clear gate]

Nope, never had that happen

[cosmic pier]

try not to have it happen

it sucks ass

[ornate mantle]

“Just don’t go” is what I usually do.

[cosmic pier]

there's times in life when you just dont got choices

[ornate mantle]

It’s your choice to except that as a fact.

To rest on those days is your real test

[steep scarab]

@dense wing

@cosmic pier

[dense wing]

it happens to me I know how it feels

@steep scarab

[ornate mantle]

But you’re like still in HS though?

[stuck copper]

[dense wing]

when I have an exhausting week, looking forward to taking saturday/sunday as a rest

my parents: WE’RE GONNA GO OUT!!!

[stuck copper]

I'm looking forward to failing 4 APs

[cosmic pier]

imagine having 2 days as weekend

must be nice

[ornate mantle]

I can’t imagine that.

I get three.

[cosmic pier]

fuck you

[stuck copper]

I like outings with my parents

Unless it's with my dad

Then it's bad

[ornate mantle]

You’d like that wouldn’t you.

[cosmic pier]

maybe

if you paid

[stuck copper]

[ornate mantle]

Fuckn knew it.

[cosmic pier]

only 1 weekend say gang

day*

[stuck copper]

[ornate mantle]

Say gang?

[cosmic pier]

gang

[warm bluff]

Having weekends is nice

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

[ornate mantle]

That’s my gang

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

Imagine being in a gang

[ornate mantle]

Imagine not being in a gang

[cosmic pier]

I'll win when i finally run outta life juice

[warm bluff]

It's so hard getting work done on a Friday afternoon

[cosmic pier]

I'll surpass those

[stuck copper]

The land of 99 virgins

[ornate mantle]

I’m on my lunch break.

[cosmic pier]

hi on my lunch break

im sad

[warm bluff]

I'm just being lazy lol

[ornate mantle]

Hi sad, get fucked.

[cosmic pier]

[ornate mantle]

[cosmic pier]

payup first

[stuck copper]

Degens

[ornate mantle]

[stuck copper]

You make me sick

[cosmic pier]

nice

[ornate mantle]

@warm bluff : I have 9 min before back to work.

[cosmic pier]

that's gonna be a fast one

[warm bluff]

[cosmic pier]

[ornate mantle]

Yeah, only like 3 hours left at work though so that’s nice.

But big projects to do today so I’m also

[stuck copper]

Bigger is better

[warm bluff]

I'm probably gonna leave work early

[stuck copper]

Alright I'm dipping

[cosmic pier]

i aint rested at all and my leg still hurts af and gotta be at work in like 7 hours

fun times

[ornate mantle]

Just rest in those 7 hours.

[cosmic pier]

[ornate mantle]

[cosmic pier]

i cant

not home yet

[ornate mantle]

Not with that attitude.

[cosmic pier]

cant rest on the bumpy rode

[ornate mantle]

Home is where you make it.

[cosmic pier]

ur an attitude

[ornate mantle]

That’s beside the point

[cosmic pier]

you're my home

[ornate mantle]

You have a such a shitty home.

[cosmic pier]

ikr

gonna make rando my home

[ornate mantle]

He’s much better home.

More whale than me.

[cosmic pier]

talkin with my cousin earlier
she angeri
tri chilling her down
"dont talk to me im on muh period and i dun wanna"

rejected

[ornate mantle]

Well the first thing you did wrong.

Was talk.

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

no the first thing he did wrong was approach

[ornate mantle]

waking up was his first mistake

[stuck copper]

women + period = stay the fuck on another planet

[cosmic pier]

lel

i mean that one cousin of mine is one of the handful of hoomans irl i feel comfy around

and dont wanna run back and hide when i talk to

hoomans are such scary beings

[stuck copper]

[cosmic pier]

@stuck copper i couldnt beat her if i didnt approach her tho

oh fuck wait this aint jojo

[stuck copper]

[cosmic pier]

im stealing that

after i get home

[stuck copper]

idr if its mine, if its from another server, or if i stole it

[cosmic pier]

lol

who cares its the eternal cycle of discord emotes

[stuck copper]

heheh

[cosmic pier]

lel

that first one is from @desert harness's server

[stuck copper]

swiper no swiping

[cosmic pier]

second i cropped from an art

third her swimsoot l2d

[stuck copper]

im not in Yuno's server lol, so i just stole them all from you

[cosmic pier]

i know

jus sayin

dont look at the emote name

i suck at naming em

[stuck copper]

doing something i guess

[cosmic pier]

also cropped from an art

[stuck copper]

@wintry sonnet look who i found

[cosmic pier]

woah

[wintry sonnet]

[cosmic pier]

revenge plot

[wintry sonnet]

wait

you playin with custom names turned off?

[stuck copper]

yes

[wintry sonnet]

ruined

reeeeee

[cosmic pier]

lel

[stuck copper]

why do i feel like i could beat that fleet

[cosmic pier]

even my mom could beat it

[clear gate]

Because it's not a very good fleet that's why

[stuck copper]

i disabled it when i started playing because i felt i might not be able to tell which boat is which just by looking at the picture lol

[clear gate]

It's a showcase fleet

[wintry sonnet]

I mean it's a waifu meme fleet that's not equipped

you'd have to try to lose against it

[warm bluff]

Waifu fleets are good fleets

[cosmic pier]

what a pleb

[clear gate]

Or be hopelessly underleveled to lose

[cosmic pier]

but but my waifus are all t0 shit everyone and their moms in pvp use @warm bluff

[stuck copper]

oh, i now see the power levels haha, i was looking at the levels and wasnt sure

[wintry sonnet]

besides the point is for the fleet to be a showcase that's easy to defeat so you can get yourself some free exp if you wish so

or free pvp points

[clear gate]

I appreciate this

[verbal obsidian]

gang gang

[wintry sonnet]

it's a habit I got back from KC days

[cosmic pier]

aquan appreciation day

[wintry sonnet]

where people would just throw in 2 high lvl ships as their pvp

[cosmic pier]

[wintry sonnet]

since only first 2 ships lvls counted towards getting the maximum benefit

too bad the pvp fleet is taken from your 1st fleet preset so whenever there's an event you get the biggest tryhard fleets possible

[cosmic pier]

you mean pvp isnt for showcasing the same thing everyone else is showcasing?

what a shocker

[stuck copper]

since when

my pvp fleet has stayed the same since day 1

well, mostly the same, but it doesnt change with my presets

[ornate mantle]

PVP is for me to flex Neptunia

[clear gate]

PvP is for me to make themed fleets

[warm bluff]

I'm using my pvp fleet to flex my sleepybotes

[clear gate]

The fleet before the last was "giant hair ribbons"

[warm bluff]

[ornate mantle]

jk Vestal, Rodney, And Deutschland are there

[cosmic pier]

flexing neptunia lul

what a normie

[clear gate]

and the previous fleet was ham

[ornate mantle]

My account is better as it has them.

[clear gate]

Hammann, Southampton, and Birmingham

Too bad no backliners

[ornate mantle]

Did you marry them all and rename to emphasize the Ham part.

[clear gate]

no

but that would have been funny

[stuck copper]

i like facing neptunia fleets

[ornate mantle]

Honestly that’d be clever

[stuck copper]

easy merit

[warm bluff]

Are there any sleepy backline ships?

[ornate mantle]

Bama looks sort of sleepy

[clear gate]

Unicorn kind of?

[warm bluff]

[ornate mantle]

Rodney also seems calm enough to be sleepy.

Oh, Fusou too

[cosmic pier]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/547849663685066772/unknown.png

[clear gate]

Long Island

[cosmic pier]

super updated defense

[clear gate]

but only with skin

[ornate mantle]

Deutschland.

[cosmic pier]

no u

[ornate mantle]

Yes me

[stuck copper]

why we

[ornate mantle]

Give me Deutschland.

[cosmic pier]

everybote is sleepy if you make em sleep

[clear gate]

Oh, Bataan

but only with skin

again

[cosmic pier]

if i had bataan I'd oath her and name her batman

[ornate mantle]

Then get Bataan and do that.

[warm bluff]

Oooh bataan is a good idea

[stuck copper]

i got a call at the office today and the caller id said Batman

[cosmic pier]

gimme the gems and I'll do it

sponsor me

[stuck copper]

chloroform makes any boat sleepy

[cosmic pier]

[wintry sonnet]

Stun Bataan

[cosmic pier]

chloroform will make you sleepy

[ornate mantle]

Gems to roll? Super lame

[warm bluff]

[cosmic pier]

did you get alabum yet

[clear gate]

I really like Bataan anyway, there's just a normality to her that is so rare in AL

[cosmic pier]

what roll

[stuck copper]

pfft idiots in #461381136661217283

[cosmic pier]

dont need to roll for batman

[stuck copper]

i really, really dislike bataan's art

not my cup of tea

[warm bluff]

[cosmic pier]

i just like her chibi

[clear gate]

Like, she's the kind of person who you would want to cuddle with under a blanket watching Netflix

I like her art

[cosmic pier]

the manjuu shit is cute

her cg can go to hell

[stuck copper]

i also like her chibi, but i do dislike her cg

[cosmic pier]

cg and chibi discrimination

[dense wing]

I like her art as well

people are just afraid of a female armin

[clear gate]

lol

[cosmic pier]

afraid

[clear gate]

I didn't even watch AoT so I don't care

[cosmic pier]

not liking = being afraid

[stuck copper]

i hate AoT art style

[dense wing]

and you like her art

so

crazy how that works

[cosmic pier]

a dictionary by kawa

[stuck copper]

it just doesn't appeal to me. is all.

[clear gate]

I think I'd like her anyway

[dense wing]

people often dislike what they are afraid of rei

[stuck copper]

i never said it was bad art

[dense wing]

people dont like talking about the future bc they are afraid of it

[stuck copper]

im afraid of peas?!

[dense wing]

if you are then you are

[cosmic pier]

people are weird beings

[dense wing]

indeed

[stuck copper]

i mean, i dont like peas, but im not afraid of them

[clear gate]

[stuck copper]

at least i dont think

i am perfectly normal

[cosmic pier]

i dont like talking bout my future cuz i got no future

[dense wing]

which is why im into anthropology

[warm bluff]

So I'm afraid of ijn botes, actually that makes perfect sense

[cosmic pier]

[clear gate]

I like fluffy things

[stuck copper]

🇽

[clear gate]

Bataan is fluffy

therefore I like

[cosmic pier]

ur fluffy

[stuck copper]

i actually like her jacket

[clear gate]

I like that it has a cape-like aesthetic to it, because it creates a tie-in to the Cleveland class. Whether that is intentional or not, IDK

[stuck copper]

also, female armin? didn't armin look female already?

[cosmic pier]

she's independence class

independence are converted clevelands iirc

[clear gate]

Yep

They are

[cosmic pier]

so that's normal

[stuck copper]

independence is a good one

[clear gate]

Independence clearly has a cape

like thing

[cosmic pier]

i dont got an exact reason for not liking either of her cgs, i just look at things, and i either like em or not, and that's it

[clear gate]

The stars are also a tie-in

I think

Most of the Cleves have stars

Independence and Bataan also have stars

[stuck copper]

its a tie in because bataan was rebuild from the USS buffalo

[cosmic pier]

ur an star

[stuck copper]

who was a cleveland class cruiser

[wintry sonnet]

I'm still surprised that Bataan's done by the same artist who drew Hipper

[clear gate]

Yes, we kinda just went over that lol

[stuck copper]

CL-99
New York Shipbuilding Corporation, Camden, New Jersey
31 August 1942
Reordered as the light aircraft carrier USS Bataan (CVL-29)```

[clear gate]

The whole Independence class is based on Cleveland class cruisers

[stuck copper]

oh, then i missed that wall of text, i skimmed but didnt see lol

[clear gate]

Basically what happened was
"o shit we don't have enough carriers"
"better do some conversions"

[wintry sonnet]

something something the age of aviation

[clear gate]

The Essex class was too far off to be counted on at the time

so it was decided to convert a bunch of cruisers

[cosmic pier]

"enty isnt enough"

"send help"

[stuck copper]

le malin

little did they know that enty was, in fact, OP

[clear gate]

The Independence class exceeded expectations during trials, and they were well liked

[stuck copper]

no need to build more CVs. just send enty

[clear gate]

lol

[cosmic pier]

i only know a few tidbits bout irl botes and its either from game cutscenes like spee event or some KC vets i know

[stuck copper]

japan be like "lucky e too op!"

[cosmic pier]

i just ask em for infodumps every now and then

[clear gate]

Now, when do we get another Independence class carrier so we can have a full Cleveland family fleet

[cosmic pier]

nevada

[solar fjord]

📣 Nerd

[stuck copper]

@stuck copper this + norcarolina?

w13

20% at lvl 1

[solar fjord]

not maxing her skill

[stuck copper]

im not using her now

[solar fjord]

[stuck copper]

Yeah it's an indirect buff to her

Same for Alabama and Massa

[calm zenith]

yo, anyone got an image of black cat akashi sprite?

ty

[stuck copper]

[jade zephyr]

Bataan is insanely strong and underrated

70 AA or something at level 10

Which is 50%+ for some ships

[stuck copper]

50

[solar fjord]

leveling her up

[stuck copper]

Also that skill isn't what makes her good

It's nice sure

But it's not why she's good

[jade zephyr]

I mean there are many reasons she’s good, that’s just the most overlooked one IMO

[stuck copper]

She's only overlooked by potatoes

Who can't tell what a good bote is from a shit one

[jade zephyr]

Tiers list makers

[stuck copper]

Tier lists

Because for one

[solar fjord]

woah mate R word

[stuck copper]

Well let's be honest

They are

[jade zephyr]

Ye

[stuck copper]

Tier lists aren't based on how good units are

They're based on SOLO usage

[jade zephyr]

Well for the most part

[stuck copper]

Which means

Buffers

Get underrated

[solar fjord]

she's pretty good from a first glance

[stuck copper]

Since they don't account for team potential

Only solo capabilities

[jade zephyr]

Tiers lists are more about theoretical instead of practical

[solar fjord]

spare hellcat on her

[jade zephyr]

For example the

[stuck copper]

Let me say this for example Nobu

Someone said on youtube

[jade zephyr]

Y say hood is bad even tho she outperforms every other barrage ship I’ve ever had

[stuck copper]

She's a 7/10 because of one reason

"She isn't a utility bote"

[solar fjord]

Swing and a miss on Hood

[jade zephyr]

Nah Hood’s insane

[stuck copper]

I forget now that AA to flag + reload to other CV's

Is utility

[jade zephyr]

Isn’t it AA to all?

[solar fjord]

Hood is good
but she sometimes not hitting shit

[stuck copper]

No it's flag

Someone didn't read

Woofus

[jade zephyr]

Wiki said flag, ingame says all e

Read the screenshot

That was posted

[stuck copper]

Hmm

[jade zephyr]

I was confused as well

[stuck copper]

If that's true that's better than I thought

Because alabama

[jade zephyr]

MUCH

[stuck copper]

Had the same issue

If you read hers

[jade zephyr]

And same here

[stuck copper]

In game

[jade zephyr]

Huh

[stuck copper]

20% torp damage red for main fleet

On wiki

20% torp damage red for self

[jade zephyr]

Weird

[stuck copper]

She also suffers from the same issue

So I'm not sure if it's accurate

Or the wiki is just wrong

[jade zephyr]

But hood is insane though, give her a radar and the fallen wings fire control tower

Alongside a hood gun

[stuck copper]

Btw

Hood isn't just good because of her barrage

It's because of the reload buff she brings to the fleet too

[jade zephyr]

Yeah I know that

She also gives it to herself, meaning she has super frequent board-nukes

[stuck copper]

Btw

Been using london Kai

Hahahaha it's hilarious

[jade zephyr]

London kai is a monster

[stuck copper]

Her secondary is better than her MG

[jade zephyr]

Ye I figured it’d be

160% efficiency DD gun with CA firepower sounds nutty

[stuck copper]

Well DD guns

BOO

Are the highest DPS of any gun type

In game

And she has such modifers

[jade zephyr]

Second behind CA just slightly

Also DD guns have garbage armor pen

[stuck copper]

Well to be fair

London has probably

Among most botes

One of the best weapon lineups

Her secondary melts weak botes

[jade zephyr]

Ye, she is nutty

[stuck copper]

And her MG destroys armoured ones

[clear gate]

She has very low durability though

[jade zephyr]

Only that PR DD does it better

[stuck copper]

Tbf though Revy

That can be countered

By using a washing machine

[clear gate]

To some degree yeah

[jade zephyr]

Because MGM with armor ignoring DD guns is just mmmmm

[stuck copper]

122 evade

At love status

More if oathed

[jade zephyr]

Yeah London is incredible

Hope myoukou gets the same treatment

[stuck copper]

One of her best aspects though

That she beats

90% of other botes in

Is her ability to give FP

To all bote types

[jade zephyr]

Ye and herself

[stuck copper]

Like

Most are limited

But her's is "escort fleet"

[jade zephyr]

Not many DDs need it to be fair

[stuck copper]

But it means she works as a CA buffer

[jade zephyr]

And most good ones are CL and CA

[stuck copper]

And let's not forget

We get 2 really good options for HMS

[jade zephyr]

They just say “cruiser”

[stuck copper]

Exeter and York

[jade zephyr]

Well York isn’t really good

[stuck copper]

Who also get Kai's

Actually

[jade zephyr]

And Exeter is meeeeh

[stuck copper]

York is confirmed stupidly strong

Her secondary gun

Becomes insane

[jade zephyr]

London, York, and idk who else

Her secondary gun is the inbuilt one

Which London has as well btw, alongside the equipped one

[stuck copper]

"Decreases damage taken from burning and suicide boat by 20% (40%) and from HE shells by 5% (15%). Increases secondary gun's critical hit chance by 40% (70%) and ignores armor type (damage based on Skill Level)."

Except

Look what this does

[jade zephyr]

Yeah but she only gets the dinky 1* inbuilt secondary

Not London’s DD gun stuff

[stuck copper]

Don't bully York

[jade zephyr]

I mean she’s strong

I mean she’s strong

[solar fjord]

she was my first lvl100

[jade zephyr]

But maybe Portland strong at best offensively

[stuck copper]

Implying porkland is weak

Wut

[jade zephyr]

Once again she’s not weak per se

But offensively she’s at the lower end of useable

[solar fjord]

wait are we talking Yorktown or Duke of York

[stuck copper]

Neither

[jade zephyr]

Just York

The CA

[solar fjord]

[stuck copper]

There's Yorktown, York and Duke

I call Duke Dork

[jade zephyr]

DOY

[solar fjord]

[stuck copper]

Dork

Lady Vampire

[jade zephyr]

Porty is strong defensively but weaker than Chicago offensively

[stuck copper]

Call her mommy

You're forgetting something crucial though Nobu

HMS has shitty CA's at the best of times

[jade zephyr]

Nani?

[stuck copper]

Most of their CA's

Are super light armour

So they get melted like butter

[jade zephyr]

Ah yeah

[stuck copper]

And now they still are

[jade zephyr]

Anyways York and London are the only useable ones and York is mediocre

[stuck copper]

Only Suffolk and London Kai stand out

The reason london doesn't suffer

Is literally because

[jade zephyr]

London is defo top tier

[stuck copper]

She has stupid damage to make up for it

London is quite a looker

[jade zephyr]

Myoukou is the only looker

Fight me

[stuck copper]

No u

[solar fjord]

oh i forget there's a ship called York
in my dock waiting for retrofit

[jade zephyr]

Peak myoukous comments ingame

Need

*nerd

[dense wing]

I have not seen that name in awhile

[jade zephyr]

Not been called a nerd in a while nerd?

Yeah I’ve been lurking mostly at 3 AM

[stuck copper]

[jade zephyr]

Sup

[dense wing]

idrk when 3am is for you but uh yeah!

[jade zephyr]

Hmm EST which is like

[solar fjord]

almost 10am bud

[jade zephyr]

7 hours from now ish

I don’t post much and especially not on avrora general

[stuck copper]

7 AM here, utc +7

[jade zephyr]

Dang

[dense wing]

oh ok

[jade zephyr]

I mainly hang out in degeneral and only for short bursts

[dense wing]

oh ok

then that is why

and you lurk, as you said

[stuck copper]

Degenral

This is my main chat channel

General is too fast

[jade zephyr]

Ye I read stuff a lot, don’t have much time to actually talk between work and stuff

Speaking of which, gotta blast

[stuck copper]

Secret member of team rocket?

[ornate mantle]

That’s jimmy neutron.

Not team rocket.

[stuck copper]

york has a retrofit?

[clear gate]

Yep

[stuck copper]

hmm i better get on that

[stuck copper]

Oh yea I’m so stupid lol

I was just thinking “blasting off” and that’s the connection I made

[solar fjord]

not on EN yet

[next onyx]

gonna have to whale for Taihou most likely. My cubes are very low from trying to get Alabama

[solar fjord]

[ornate mantle]

@next onyx : brother, we are of one mind in that regard.

2 cubes atm.

[solar fjord]

[dense wing]

I have 40

[ornate mantle]

[stuck copper]

@wintry sonnet

[solar fjord]

dat Sussex skin

[verbal obsidian]

o i finally got baltimore

back to 5 coobes

wtf

fook u aran

sussex is bae ok

show skin pls

[solar fjord]

naisu on Baltimore

[verbal obsidian]

[dense wing]

shes ok

I just want to know why she has 2 pairs of underwear on
or at least why it looks like she does

[verbal obsidian]

theyre for me

[solar fjord]

bikini bottoms and booty shorts

[stuck copper]

BOO

[regal reef]

that's not two pairs of underwear

[stuck copper]

Whoa

I just saw that

[clear gate]

Hey, it's good that the overlooked ships are getting skins

[stuck copper]

That’s one pair of bottoms with fancy lacing, and jean shorts...really short jean shorts

Doesn't make much sense but it's hot

[clear gate]

Isn't that all anime fanservice, really?

[stuck copper]

Well some works some doesn't

Walk into a Victoria’s Secret or anywhere else that sells fancy women’s underclothes and you’ll understand...none of it makes sense. But it’s all (mostly) hot

[clear gate]

I guarantee you that the 5 people who like Sussex are really happy about this announcement

[stuck copper]

[dense wing]

it is true nagato

and I am a woman

anime clothing makes the least sense though

[clear gate]

Women's fashion in general doesn't make a lot of sense to me. Pockets???

[dense wing]

at least a lingerie/intimates store like VS tries to protect us

[stuck copper]

True lol, they sell at least mostly modest lingerie compared to what you see in anime lol

[dense wing]

I mean that and its comfortable

shit anime characters wear is like bs

[stuck copper]

I wouldn’t know lol

[dense wing]

your breasts would be flopping everywhere

it would be the most uncomfortable thing ever

[stuck copper]

I’ve never had the pleasure of wearing “comfy” clothing from VS haha

[dense wing]

and whats up with the clothing thats like vacuum sealed around the breasts?!

[stuck copper]

IKR

[clear gate]

There's a meme for that one, hold on

[stuck copper]

that’s why I hate most of the swimsuit skins!

[dense wing]

yeah exactly

[stuck copper]

[dense wing]

like they just have literally pockets for the breasts

[stuck copper]

It's not 100% implausible

Someone made a lawn chair with boob pockets for lying facedown

[dense wing]

thats a lawn chair

not a shirt

[stuck copper]

But each piece of clothing would have to be form fitted

[clear gate]

Lawn chair is easier because it doesn't have to form fit

[stuck copper]

One size fits all

[clear gate]

Just make the boob pockets maximally sized

for the lawn chair

e

z

[dense wing]

they even have breast pillows

[clear gate]

but a shirt is hard

[dense wing]

so women with large breasts can sleep on their stomach comfortably

its like a maternity pillow

[stuck copper]

That's kinda neat

[dense wing]

where its a pillow for the baby bump and yourself

[stuck copper]

We still haven't invented jeans that don't pop out like a mountain peak whenever someone gets a boner tho

[clear gate]

Oops I forgot to do one hard mode run lol

[stuck copper]

Save the schoolboys from liberty pls

[dense wing]

just get tape

[stuck copper]

Puberty

[clear gate]

Just wear kilts

[dense wing]

yeah

[stuck copper]

Tape is going NOWHERE near my ding dong

[clear gate]

Kilts are better anyway, more ventilation

[stuck copper]

Or just learn to control yourself

[dense wing]

learn some self control

[stuck copper]

I can't control what puberty does

Thankfully I'm like done with it anyways

[dense wing]

I am not a guy, but I dont imagine "tents" come from thin air

[stuck copper]

It comes from blood rushing down there

[dense wing]

but something had to make that happen, no?

[stuck copper]

And yeah, "tents" can hitch up unexpectedly

Thoughts typically

[dense wing]

lila why dont you make "puberty pants" then

[stuck copper]

My guess is some subconscious sexual though

Sexual thought

But yea, sometimes subconsciously I guess it could happen lol

[dense wing]

subconsciously interesting

[stuck copper]

Idk

It’s even a mystery to us guys

The penis isn't a hot topic for research unfortunately

Idc about the fucking parts of a penis, I care about stuff like why do random boners happen

[clear gate]

Full bladders can also trigger it, which is due to the bladder pushing against the prostate gland

[stuck copper]

Cant say that’s ever happened to me before, nor would I want it to

[dense wing]

would that encourage blood though?

I guess

[stuck copper]

The prostate gland is the male G spot

[dense wing]

actually

[stuck copper]

So uh

[dense wing]

yes which is why I realized

[clear gate]

lol

[stuck copper]

[dense wing]

its funny that ive only ever researched girl shit rather than male shit

[stuck copper]

Male stuff is boring af

[dense wing]

though the one question I want an answer to does not have an answer, so thats a shame

[stuck copper]

What's the question

[dense wing]

"why did my period try to kill me"

[stuck copper]

Lmao

Yea that ones a mystery

[dense wing]

all I can really gather on it is "hormones" but

that doesnt explain why my hormones went haywire

[stuck copper]

It's because uh

Could be anything

[dense wing]

natural selection coming for me

[stuck copper]

I'm taking Psychology this year so I'll get back to you on that

Change in diet or exercise patterns, elevated or decreased stress

[dense wing]

ok let me know

[stuck copper]

Lots of factors for change in hormones

[dense wing]

what do you think I imply for trying to kill me though im curious

[stuck copper]

Like literally tried to kill you or just the pain was that bad?

[dense wing]

if it was pain it’d probably be endometriosis

nah it was just very prolonged

whats supposed to last for 5-7 days lasted for 2 whole months

[stuck copper]

Ouch

[dense wing]

always a fun story to tell people

[stuck copper]

Wow

Im so sorry

[dense wing]

its safe to say I almost died from anemia

[stuck copper]

[dense wing]

its okay im kind of better now anyways

[stuck copper]

Yea that’s a lot of blood loss over such a long period of time.

Hope it doesn’t happen again

[dense wing]

I still have anemia symptoms and all that jazz

[stuck copper]

Speaking of blood and stuff

[dense wing]

after 3 years :pepehands:

[stuck copper]

Why do Viagra ads say contact someone if the erection lasts more than 4 hours or so

Is it harmful or smth

[dense wing]

yes

[stuck copper]

Yea, lol. It’s completely unnatural

[dense wing]

I dont remember the issue issue, but you have to go to the hospital if that happens

and they have to surgically make you flaccid

[stuck copper]

Sounds painful tbh. Not something I’d want to risk lol

What makes it fatal tho

[dense wing]

I dont remember, its been such a long time since I read a medical report on it

[stuck copper]

You actually read a medical report on Viagra

And kawaa, was it only once that it happened? If so, you might not have to worry about it again, but I’m still curious what could’ve possibly caused such a prolonged period

[dense wing]

you wouldn’t be caught on with a title like “man admitted to hospital for erection”?

[stuck copper]

Ahh

[dense wing]

@stuck copper yes it was once 3 or so years ago, ive been on medication for the past time to keep it from happening again (thank you insurance!!)

[solar fjord]

[stuck copper]

American healthcare

[dense wing]

im curious as well but my doctor doesnt know shes like “as long as meds help you its w/e “

[stuck copper]

That doesn't sound very reassuring

[dense wing]

puppy

[stuck copper]

He's middle age man, actually

[dense wing]

man?!

[solar fjord]

Still a pup

[stuck copper]

He's almost 6

Typical American medical advice. Sometimes I wish our doctors would actually try to be helpful instead of always just saying “oh if the medicine works”

It’d be nice to not have to take the medicine

My mom spends most her time talking to me complaining about the nurse's union

[dense wing]

americans are over medicated

[stuck copper]

And overweight

[dense wing]

true true

stuff like antibiotics is a huge issue too

“oh I have a cold doctor help me”
“k heres antibiotics”

[stuck copper]

I don’t think we are overweight, maybe as a country but individually? Lol. I know I’m a healthy weight

The problem is a lot of drugs are made in America so the big corporations can fuck up pricing for people

[solar fjord]

The constant antibiotics prescriptions

[stuck copper]

Corporate greed ruins everything again

[dense wing]

I am healthy weight too, im a little over being underweight but im so chunky

[stuck copper]

Last I checked BMI-wise I was somewhat below overweight

[dense wing]

time to replace all my chunk with MUSCLE!!!!

[stuck copper]

But for BMI Asians are considered overweight waaaaay lower than others

[solar fjord]

Don't look at bmi

[stuck copper]

Ik ik

Uhh

I'm thinning down slowly ig

[dense wing]

[solar fjord]

I'm 6'4 and my bmi says I'm overweight

[stuck copper]

Pfft is it chunky or is it healthy chub. And either way, a little cushion never hurt nobody

Dropped a few pounds, my face isn't as pudgy, my belly's been retreating slightly

[solar fjord]

When I'm at a good weight for my height

[stuck copper]

[dense wing]

im sure its healthy chub

I have wiggly upper arms

like everyone else

[stuck copper]

Lol. A little toning for the arms then

[dense wing]

yes I am taking weights class soon

[solar fjord]

Tuckshop lady arms

[stuck copper]

Squishing people's arms is fun

[dense wing]

so I hope to be able to tone

[stuck copper]

[dense wing]

I can barely lift a 2 liter with one hand

im so weak

[stuck copper]

My legs are starting to lose their muscle so i should try to re tone them. I used to do a lot of jumping and kicking when I took karate so my legs were always super muscular while everything else was just meh lol

Tfw I'm still not stronger than my grandpa

[dense wing]

like all the strength is in making sure my wrist doesnt snap as I hold it

[solar fjord]

All these squats, no toned booty

[stuck copper]

I have terrible arm strength

Gotta have a booty to tone the booty

[solar fjord]

[dense wing]

my calves are really muscular

[stuck copper]

[dense wing]

I used to walk up the stairs “wrong”

[stuck copper]

[dense wing]

I would use my toes to walk up a step

[stuck copper]

Same tho lol

[dense wing]

so my calves got very tough

[solar fjord]

All those leg days made climbing the shrine in inari easy

[stuck copper]

[dense wing]

now I use my ankle strength to walk up a step

so its stretching my calf

[stuck copper]

I should be going to the gym but it's scary

And my quads, holy crap my quads

[dense wing]

linky

[solar fjord]

I go at 5am to avoid crowds

[stuck copper]

It also costs money

[solar fjord]

Gyms are much cheaper in America

[dense wing]

theres a treadmill in my apartments

but

[stuck copper]

The one good thing about being the fattest country

[dense wing]

I dont want to use that

[stuck copper]

I just jog around the neighborhood

Treadmills don’t really do much I think

We used to have a treadmill but

[dense wing]

I cant leave my house

[stuck copper]

[solar fjord]

Only using treadmill, does nothing

[dense wing]

a whole “you’ll be kidnapped and murdered, or worse!” thing with my family

[stuck copper]

Of course

Oops. Meant to point at linky

[solar fjord]

Cardio mixed with weight training gets results

[stuck copper]

They say that to my sister when

1. She's fat and ugly so nobody would bother taking her
2. Everyone in my neighborhood is old white people

Well hey now, Oregon is a dangerous wild place ya know

[dense wing]

old white people

yeah that is true

[stuck copper]

Though apparently we live near a registered sex offender

So uh

Idk how near

[dense wing]

we have an insane amount of child and sexual predators here

[solar fjord]

Those are the most dangerous, lila

[dense wing]

more than usual in states

[stuck copper]

Okay idc how disgusting of a person you are

You’d be surprised. Not all are

But like

If you'd settle for something like my sister

You're literally a monkey

Used to live near one and he was just a normal guy

Nobody is that desperate

[dense wing]

I have tracking on my cellphone

[stuck copper]

I was forced to get it but I uninstalled it

Drained too much battery and useless

[dense wing]

but the cool thing about the tracking app is that it also locates criminals

[stuck copper]

Well, I’m off to bed. Gotta work in the morning. Night all!

[solar fjord]

Kawa is a criminal

[dense wing]

mainly predators

[stuck copper]

Nighty night

[dense wing]

oh no not me!

night nagato

[stuck copper]

What crime did you commit

[solar fjord]

good night

[dense wing]

I purged heresy

[stuck copper]

Did you attack the little girls

[dense wing]

[stuck copper]

[solar fjord]

[stuck copper]

Wew

[dense wing]

wew

[cosmic pier]

no u

[stuck copper]

Hello there, I am a very evil commander, you can trust me

[dense wing]

I got kicked from my alliance in another mobile game

kawaa, true destroyer of worlds

this is nearly the 2nd time!

[cosmic pier]

no

[solar fjord]

doubtful evil commander

[dense wing]

the first time they used a strawpoll to kick me but someone tampered with it and voted 300 times on the no option

[stuck copper]

Yes, I am evil, don't you trust me?

[cosmic pier]

best way to avoid getting kicked from guilds

[solar fjord]

what are you doing to get kicked

[cosmic pier]

is to not be in a guild