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Aka not glass cannon
Her kit is heavily overloaded
Usually it's either
Super high damage
Or really tanky
Never normally both
Yeah

doesnt exactly matter when you can clear everything without the non gawd tier shit 
except if you're luki tier

should I google paizuri
no
it sounds dangerous
it sounds dangerous enough to where you shouldnt be allowed to say it 
if you wanna ban for it ban yamato first 
I am not into any of that thing assuming that thing is what im imagining 
Well one can never know
Unless they try it
xD
it's pretty vanilla
we can't say much. it's against server rules.
Yeah
as far as these things go
I mean
If I had a scale
Of 1-10
This would be probably
A 2-3 at most
yuh
i agree
so inciting!
it's something even vanilla people can enjoy
atsui
hot
It was pissing it down this morning
Now the sun is out
And now it's gone again
sounds cold
it was overcast yesterday, it felt amazing
im too insensitive to feel or care bout weather much unless if i sweat too much my clothes get all wet

then I'm like "oh"
it's spring here 
@dense wing I see a fellow lover of such good weather
I cant wait for summer
please no more sun, go away!
snow is besto
Wait
100f is near 40c

Yours only went to 80?
Went to like
37,777777°C
oh oke then I'm probably ok at 80 too but any lower and I wear a hoodie
91 the other day here
80... the entire summer? the entirety ive been alive? what are we measuring from here

I don't like heat much
like no one does
I dont either, I hate it
Northern hemisphere gang

I cannot function properly in heat
Heat is ok when it's not humid heat
if they do they aint important enough to count
Because humid heat is shit

i function the same in all weathers
My hands actually go purple
eggplanthands
in hot weather I tend to become unresponsive
and depending on the stuffiness and heat, I will become dizzy
No one else but me
Gets purple hands
it was hot for about a week, and all i had to do was sit around
prime time to steal kawa
From the temp

I almost asked my bus driver to drive closer to my home
because I felt like I was gonna just drop dead
I hate summer!
I hate spring’s heat!
give me 20-30°f again 
awful..
when I went to california 2 years ago I went to disneyland during a heatwave
but it never snows here
crank up the heating, get dry throat, easy to get sick
Wait Peach
Did you say
Snow?
What's that
19C right now
warm day in winter

kawa is such a hatefur existence
105degrees
80-90% humidity
all 3 fucking days of my Disneyland trip.
feels bad man
Yeah humidity is what makes it horrible
Normally when you sweat the heat evaporates it near instantly
But when it's humid it doesn't
So you just feel like absolute shite
tbh

I can only doggy paddle
wow, laughing at the poor guy
I'm like a rock when it comes to water
just open console
,what?
what to what 

I livein the US, swimming is a friends kind of activity, its social
natural swimmers here 
it skips
gotta outswim the great white sharks 
No that's if you throw it across the water with enough force
obviously it sinks
That's me
I literally learned to swim in england
It's not that I can't learn here
@solar fjord am I natural if I can only so a dog paddle 
But to give the short version
In school
Classes were big
So they couldn't really give 1 to 1 time
I was not questioning it though razzles 
well shark gonna get ya 
that's Australia
you said its more
kawa

sharks don't like cold either
Oh well you said
"What to what"
So I just pointed out the rock thing

oh, yeah because peachies
I dont know if he was questioning my dog paddle or something
I dont know if thats only an american term
peachie 
omg...
you speak as in you’re a land whale..
scary!!
doggy paddle is used here as well 
But yeah 26 and can't swim or ride

ok well
congratulations?

Tbf though
In my defense
I am what one would say
Crippled to some extent

you could have mentioned that earlier
Well I didn't really think it was something that would be needed to be mentioned


helpful

i got three (3!!) t3 red books from daily today
the pity thing is the worst

Give me
I have like
40-50 of Y / B
make that 4!
But like no R
i used y/b for red skills so i have none
I know what you mean Cal
It's not the most fun thing
I mean I've dealt with this issues for 11 years so like
It's nothing I'm not at least somewhat used to now
whenever i get into an argument and i win, i sometimes here "stop arguing. you know why you're being like that", and i'm like "yes, cause i'm right", and then it's like "yeah, no. and you know that."

is good to let people be wrong sometimes
yes
unless it aggravates you so much, it makes you want to punch things
well thats not really their fault is it
funny you'd say that 

it is xD
but ive gotten better havent i?
go away. i don't punch things. i just yell a whole lot
a bit

"where's the remote?"
-"in the kitchen"
"oh, great. in the kitchen. that's like telling me the needle is in the hay stack. good job, you"

its ok my mom calls me over from my room other side of the house just to give her the phone from 1 meter away

all my family ever says is "i dont know"
that's actually a much better answer
That's one of those moments though
Where this is accurate as fuck
is it really though 
yes
unless
i mean, in the kitchen atleast gives you a general idea
you know how some people tend to move your stuff, then say they don't know where it went?
its like em mmo quests
xD
even though there's only two of you in the house
thats terrible
I mean I do have to agree here
"oh fuck i dropped my panties somewhere and i think its in area x now go find it for 50 exp"

"oh, gee. you didn't do it? i wonder who did then. let's see... it wasn't me, and there's only you left... yeah, it was definitely you"
reminds me of my familt
"no u"
“hey mom where are the chips”
idk
“hey dad where are the chips”
idk
“hey brother do you have the chips”
what chips


-"okay, so it grew legs and moved all by itself. is that what you're trying to tell me?"
,kawaa
"hey self where are the chips"
Kawa
hahahaha
thats my answe every time
That is actually great
"what chips? theres chips?

it's really embarrassing when it was you who moved it, but you simply forgot
"gimme gimme"
can relate cal
"Give now"
once I thought someone drank my drink
Cal
I remember
exaclty
but considering how mean i am when i scold people, i let them have that moment
and I got mad and upset and grumpy
it's only fair
but it fell down in the back of the fridge and I couldnt see it
Getting blamed for destroying my brothers things in a game
When guess what
He literally had placed them in a different place
And blamed me for it


rat!
litte brothers are a blessing
Mine is an older brother
I'm the youngest of our trio
just realized i cant play the game i wanna on steam cuz its on shared library and i got no internet access rn 
xD ah idk about those
i am the older brother
Going to be honest though
I was dumb one time
My bro shoved pepper up his nose
And said
"It doesn't hurt at all so you do it"
In hindsight

omg
my older brother: ok dont tell this thing i did to anyone
me: ok cool
also my brother: literally reports everything i did to our parents

those situations are the best
i didnt do it enough
I mean
Did some really stupid shit as a kid
Because of my siblings
who didnt?
Almost got crushed by a wardrobe for one
only childs
i lit a recycling container on fire

i remember ramping a bike only to fall off
bicycle*
I used to roast them with magnifying glasses
i thought it was funny to throw some candles in
didnt occur to me that it might burn lol
i used to eat ants too
Lol
I'd get the cap or whatever of a bottle, fill it with water and throw ants in the middle of em and see how they survived
battle for survival 
hey yamato
u gay
Hey Yama
@stuck copper me too!
Basically the youngest are the ones that get tricked
The oldest are the ones tricking them

i was player 1
the youngest are the once causing all kinds of trouble
and being a pain in the ass
led by the older ones
my sister was player 2 and got creamed by my rocket launcher
thing is, because theyre gettingf tricked they become smarter

then they get joseph joestar'd
"hah you thought you were tricking me"
you thought you could trick me, but i tricked you. no i tricked you first. no i tricked you before you tricked me first
hah i saw theough your trick seeing through my trick that saw through your trick that blahvlah

amazon getting mvp 
in what universe
That's woke
but then he tricked him after he was defeated and got him to meet his future wife, so is good
mfw one of my siblings comes to me for something
"oh you're approaching me?"

tf is that knee
Box knee

that meme is funny because part 8 jojo looks like a sailor
gold quad is so satisfying to use
god bless the king
KGV?

uwu
My KGV uses black and white shell too
hot
Nothing like watching botes get melted by her guns
i have almost enough for 1 more white shell pog
and then i want another swordfish
People do underestimate the damage from black shell
i have a black already




Btw
Bataan
83 evade

It's like using a CL
@stuck copper
could use more hp, but it suits her rarity
did you see centaur? hers is just absurd
Yes
I use her
light carrier, 6600 hp
She is insane
nothing light about that
I mean the joke is
"The CVL that is actually not a CVL in anyway shape or form"
The only things that give away her nature
Are her evade / speed and AA



She's not even maxed out at all
@stuck copper
i saw
Like 97
At the time was only using +9 fighters
too many good ships to level. can't keep up.
Isn't fully enhanced
Or oathed
my subs take a lot of resources as well
Oh right
Her skill was only 9 for the swordfish too
During that
i could probably solo sub the weekly now

I think it's funny the amount of torps she just drops
When Ark is leveled too
We will have some torps to deploy
Btw
Someone did reviews on the new ships
One funny thing they said
"Bataan is only a 7 because of her lack of utility"

"If sortied as non-flagship: increases Reload for other CV/CVLs by 5% (15%), and increases Anti-Air for flagship by 20 (50)."
Lack of utility he said

only if you count stat buffs as utilities
trivial matters 
But yeah a non utility ship
Would be something like Enty
Who is just a pure solo unit


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figuring how to keel this gargoyles is more important than some trivial stat boosts 
you gotta be more specific than the first ver 
Lol
just pick some essex n shite then
essex's red skill such a big shite for levelling
"yeah boi put atleast 5 days into levelling skill dor a whopping 6% damage against bb"
its a ripoff

it doesnt scale with skill level
Oh it doesn't?
That's a big yikes then
What a potato skill

At least it's a red skill
That way I can use Y and B on skills that matter
so friend was like lemme see lemme see maybe it secretly scales
min-maxers be like "but rei, it's still better"
me: no.
I mean
6% is better than 0 yes
Is it worth 15 books?
Questionable
and the slot
friend pulled up wiki barrages after some mins
And that too
Especially with so many good botes coming out
They all need reds
Like alabama needing 2
"oh it actually doesnt, shit skill" lel
i mean sure i understand levelling it just for having all skills on 10
One of those skills you use when you have most things maxed
but objectively speaking it isnt worth the time you'd put on it
maybe just 12 hours to take it to sl5
I find that
i dont have red books anymore
The first like
2-3 books
Are the most effective
Since skl 5-6 is about where things get silly
After that
The cost is just not worth
unless if the skill scales with skill level
my general rule of thumb was like maxing scaling ones and nonscaling ones just leaving at like 7 or 8
I mean what makes it worse
London has a red
Which I'm doing
Bataan has one
Balti has one
Bama has 2

Halp
have fun with subs
Don't even get me started on subs

Yikes
ok so speaking of subs

its supposedly on a u81
yeah. that's mine
now
Did she even deploy any torps?
2 g7e and 2 oxytorps
116 damage
Wouldn't be the first time
b-bugs 
I mean
It'd be pretty hard to do 0 damage
For the entire duration
Unless a bug or they missed literally all torps ever

why wouldnt they, her specially lel
I guess
she got some evade+ n shite
The boss just knows how to do torpedo beats
boss is a touhou master


if it happens again then its sus
Yeah
but if it was one time then I imagine it is just a visual error
2 times is 3 times

I would recommend reporting it or contacting customer support if it happens even twice
That's understandable though
Bugs are things that need to be squashed

if it's the boss
it's easy for the main barrage to miss, based on placement
and if it moves quickly, it can easily dodge single torps
since they're rather slow
the other sub did well, so i think it was just bad luck or timing
i assume everything missed, except for a few DD gun bullets
phone storage running out, 15.6gb of 16gb used
"ok cool"
delets some apps
16gb out of 16gb used now

dark souls is the kind of game

when you think it's done, it dumps another one on you
except i cant even kill the first yet before #2 roasts me
sekiro is even worse
i've never had this much trouble with a monkey
do you want to know how many there are?
that's the spirit
someone i know gets a kick of watching new players fail
i went up to a boss and one-shot it. he got so mad
"that's the hardest boss in the game. wtf? you got so lucky"
looks hot
i was expecting a "no nimi"
didn't feel like stating the obvious
or maybe it was someone else and my memery is being shite
except well I guess Prinz could be replaced if you want to be pedantic
they're not even geared
at least not properly
uwu
owo
morning weebs

the first time i saw it, i did too
My god this best represents anniversary.
the siren strongholds in SP are strong 
i played my first go at sp like a clown
but i dont feel like manual playing to get best score
so ima be lazy merican and auto poop clear
manual mode in auto lane 
i take my boss fleet on a round trip to handle all 4 fights. can't be assed to use an inferior fleet

noice
i was gonna say lol, what am i 2:2-ing 

farming sp for points is kinda easier on the soul than d3
dont gotta bother with reqs

except the avg level > 110 ofc
wish i could get crosswave, but its not worth buying a whole other console just for one exclusive game
switch port when plz IF
that ad is pretty true, cant deny facts

can we get an island bote
be degens
have degen audience
discord no nsfw
appearances
so i guess we dont get the static images for new characters anymore? lol the last two character reveals have been vids
taihou ➡ 🚮
personally, i will be avoiding #al-art until the next ship announcement because i dont care for the flood of taihou art
I approve of taihou art that makes her normal
not a tit monster
also, ever since kawaa mentioned never getting the onsen loading screen, ive been paying attention to how much i get it, and im at about 30-40% of the time getting the dam onsen loading screen
why cant i just have like the cute ping/ning/spee screen i saw floating around in #al-art the other day
yeah me too actually 
that screen is jp login screen
jealous, id like it for my login screen too
"reee reee people in public see mee and the onsen screen and think im a degen"
people dont see my phone actually, but ok
yes that's what you are accept the truth 
no u
no us
and people seeing it in public just makes it another reason to dislike it
i might have stolen it from someone else who posted it, that is also in that server lol
oh, whoever i got it from had it as an emote lol

idek what its from but it looked fun, so i swiped it lol
it is fun


where is that gif even from? its really funny lol
not a clue
like i said, i "borrowed" it off someone i saw use it here on AL Official
just tried a reverse image search on it, nothing that i could find
yes, that is the image we are discussing


that's how i imagine kawa
Baltimore is so cute
thats why she's baltimore, and not baltiless

Touching her special in both skin makes her scream in a very unlike manner
It does not seem like she rejected your touch, she is just a bit startled
Ew Taihou

Booby monster
Taihou 
whys it that when I say “dont sleep past 11” and I take naps at 11 or before and into 11, I have nightmares 
Tbh I don't really like Taihou
I woke up at 9 and napped from 10 all the way until now, its 12
I like nightmares
Imagine... not having nightmares
but it really depends
Nah

I wouldn’t say it was a nightmare! but what happened in the end wasnt nice at all so I wouldn’t call it a dream either
i like nightmares
it was a dream turned into a nightmare 

right! yeah
Degens
I just sit at home, doing home stuff
and then a dream or a nightmare is like magic
I don't like dreams tbh
I get that
I wake up
I'm tired af
Last thing I want to is to spend extra time remembering what happened
that is why?
And it also wakes me up early if something weird happens
thats understandable then
I know someone that doesnt like dreams because he often has foresight

just dont spend time remembering dreams
That's pretty freaky ngl
if you remember you do and if you dont its fine
it is really freaky 
but it genuinely happens, im not saying like “ooOooOoo special friend”
minor, nothing major
unless you would call losing a friend major

if something major has, I havent been told 

i remember a few of my dreams and some of em involve lewd stuff with a person close to me, another or two being in the same class with some people from the inets, a rare few where i meet up with old irl friends whose names and faces i barely remember except aside in the same dreams, and one about me being half skeleton and half flesh and my parents wanting to throw me in the trashcan

half skeleton half flesh?!
I've had a total of 2 lood dreams
and another being in my home locked in while its burning and i just burnt along with it
it was major emotionally, but it was also minor because the friend was absolute trash and thats why they went
yeah i was half skelly and half normal, in the kitchen, couldnt really move, overhearing my parents talking bout dumping me
Ah
there's another dream which was kinda hilarious and absurd and all that at the same time but its not appropriate to say it here



my dream was not appropriate, rather its inciting if I try to explain, so I havent 
oldest one dates back to once i had a nightmare that i was forced to go to my cousin's all grills school and i was like the only boi there and just wanted to die
Explain

That's literally the most basic harem setup
thats a nightmare? 
yes
The oldest dream I remember was that I was at a beach, kicking sandcastles over, and then I fell off a cliff
I will just say my dream revolved around being on vacation but when I had to take a shower, there were only public showers and I remember crying when I found out
irl im heavily shy and introvered n all that and being forced into somewhere where I'd be in the center of attention is just a huge no

Or just be social 
@clear gate the oldest dream I can remember is when I tripped on a rock and fell down forever 
Gosh
you know that feeling when you fall in a dream and instantly wake up like WHOA!1!22
i have 'minidreams' of falling
i see a small scene and then i like slip
and then i jump irl in the same motion
like reeeee
I was falling for a LONG time before my body went WHOA!!1!2
lemme sleep
You ever have that random moment where you're awake but suddenly jump up

Also, a few of my dreams take place in the same setting. Bigass, dilapidated city with lousy subways
Like you subconsciously imagine yourself falling or smth
which, now that I think about it, sounds exactly like New York City
only in sleep

not woke
Lucky
a pirate!
You are a pirate

No looding in the church 
closest i could get to being a pirate 
Just go to Somalia
Anthrophobia
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