avrora-general

[cosmic pier]

"dont bomb us pls"

[stuck copper]

Unblock me and I swear I won't send doujins

[wintry sonnet]

dw

the only thing that bombs with you is your jokes rei

[stuck copper]

Or my government to

Actually nvm

Can't say that

[cosmic pier]

btw kawa

not all doujins are lewd

[wintry sonnet]

^

[stuck copper]

[wintry sonnet]

Doujinshi means primarily "self-published"

that includes both lewd and non-lewd stuff

people just tend to refer to the lewds as doujins cause let's be honest, most of them kinda are

[stuck copper]

[wintry sonnet]

but there's a fair number of good non-lewd ones

[stuck copper]

Send some good non-lood loli ones

[cosmic pier]

[wintry sonnet]

inb4 banned

also those are not Nimi's tiddies

[stuck copper]

[dense wing]

and because of that, its not my fault I only see it as lewd ones

[wintry sonnet]

they're not THAT big

[stuck copper]

[cosmic pier]

hey

[dense wing]

she got implants smh

[cosmic pier]

shiptiddies are adjustable

just ask hood

[wintry sonnet]

bloody germans

[cosmic pier]

or pow

[wintry sonnet]

always have to overdo it

[cosmic pier]

[dense wing]

hood got surgery

[stuck copper]

Functionality be damned

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

Bigger and better is the way to go

[wintry sonnet]

pls

if there's anything soviet union taught us

[dense wing]

until they give you back problems long term

[wintry sonnet]

is that no strat is better than zerg rush

[cosmic pier]

i sent lila a pic of an anime girl stepping on an anime boi some 2 days ago

he was overjoyed

[dense wing]

of course

[stuck copper]

Not really?

Only joyed

Not over

[cosmic pier]

@dense wing im just kidding lel i sent him a pic from doom

[stuck copper]

Wtf

[cosmic pier]

it got stepping on

right up his valley

[wintry sonnet]

from Doom you say

oh, I thought you meant the other Doom

[stuck copper]

What absolute degenerate wants to be stepped on

[dense wing]

skorpion

[cosmic pier]

lul

[wintry sonnet]

maybe one day we'll get a first person shooter waifu collectathon

that didnt come off well

[stuck copper]

[dense wing]

a kawaakari bote would be the best boat

[oblique mantle]

Girls Frontline

[cosmic pier]

to lewd bully

[oblique mantle]

That is Skorpion

[stuck copper]

[dense wing]

I already said that!

@cosmic pier

[cosmic pier]

threatening me with a gun doesnt exactly work

only one at disadvantage would be you cu5x you'd get jailed

not me

[oblique mantle]

Its why you pistol whip him first. Then pull out the taser

[dense wing]

u would get jailed for interacting with a loli

[oblique mantle]

Boom

[cosmic pier]

but I'd be dead already

[wintry sonnet]

what

[oblique mantle]

Universal solution

[wintry sonnet]

why even bother with a taser when you already have a gun

[cosmic pier]

why'd they jail a corpse

are you dum

[oblique mantle]

Because

[cosmic pier]

[oblique mantle]

You don’t need to kill em

And a bullet will do something fatal

[wintry sonnet]

why'd you bring a gun in the first place then if you don't need to kill em

[cosmic pier]

havent you played call of duty

people die even if you shoot their toe with a pistol

[wintry sonnet]

just bring a club

[cosmic pier]

[oblique mantle]

That requires up close or a surprise attack.

We must factor their strength and skills with the club.

[cosmic pier]

be a trained soldier
die to 1 bullet in your toe
???
profit

[wintry sonnet]

I'm pretty sure club fighting skills are on decline nowadays

[oblique mantle]

True

Most of these internet people ain’t scary.

[wintry sonnet]

unless DJ Tiesto is playing

[oblique mantle]

You got this.

[cosmic pier]

pick up your school club and hit the enemy

i pick up the napping club

[wintry sonnet]

I pick up american football club

they seem to be the biggest

[cosmic pier]

[wintry sonnet]

best result when hitting with them

[oblique mantle]

Throwing a football at them

Why not a baseball instead

[wintry sonnet]

isn't baseball field smaller than handegg field?

[oblique mantle]

Yes

It is a diamond

[wintry sonnet]

what does shape have to do with size

[dense wing]

[wintry sonnet]

[oblique mantle]

Literally

Let me pull out the numbers for ya

Football field is a nice 120 yards long

[wintry sonnet]

and what is it in normal units?

ah, about 110 meters

[oblique mantle]

While a baseball field is 100

Since they are usually 300 or 250 feet

[wintry sonnet]

feet

[oblique mantle]

No

[wintry sonnet]

the only imperial unit of measurement I respect

[cosmic pier]

no

[wintry sonnet]

I'm guessing the calculations are over

anyway I looked it up and ok, baseball field is bigger than handegg field

[dense wing]

you're a handegg field

[wintry sonnet]

no u

[dense wing]

im epic kawaakari bote

not some

egg hand

[wintry sonnet]

handegg, not egg hand

that's a completely different thing

[dense wing]

u are a completely different thing

[stuck copper]

[wintry sonnet]

why do americans say mom

Turns out Rei's secretly american

[dense wing]

do people not call their mothers mom

its like being 34 and still calling your mom Mommy

its strange!

[wintry sonnet]

ikr

they should call her okaa-san

[dense wing]

its cute when you’re 8

after that its just

I call yamasan okaasan

theres yamasan, yamasenpai, and yamaokaasan

[wintry sonnet]

so basically you call him whatever

[dense wing]

whatever whenever

[wintry sonnet]

I just call him yama-chan

because for some reason my first thought wasn't yamato, but yamazaki from gaki no tsukai

[oblique mantle]

I’m American. I’m not gonna call my mom okaasan

Thats just next gen up in weeb

[wintry sonnet]

and yet you're fine calling your waifus waifus

weeb

[oblique mantle]

Yes

I would scream it at the person I marry too

My waifu!!

[wintry sonnet]

dont scream at your wife

dafuq

[oblique mantle]

Many will have one. But this one is mine

[wintry sonnet]

become an isekai protag instead

then one will have many

[stuck copper]

[oblique mantle]

Sounds bothersome

[wintry sonnet]

you already have multiple waifus so if anything, it's just a title change

[oblique mantle]

You know they’ll add too many falling on nothing and accidentally groping scenes.

The standard harem package

[wintry sonnet]

I mean

if that wasn't possible

how else would a tsundere show her affection

[oblique mantle]

Many ways to do that

[stuck copper]

I'll just act like I'm too tired and this is all hallucinations and not actual humans, who are set apart from animals by their abnormal intelligence, typing all this

[wintry sonnet]

if a tsundere can't beat up her senpai how is she gonna show him she loves him

[stuck copper]

When he gets sick

[oblique mantle]

You know that was so deep coming from someone who likes yukikaze.

I had to step back and make sure this is the same guy

And it is.

[stuck copper]

Who likes Yukikaze

[oblique mantle]

Okay then

[stuck copper]

[wintry sonnet]

bratty kids need to get punished

[oblique mantle]

Yes

Take his swing away from him

[stuck copper]

[wintry sonnet]

brat keeps acting spoiled and selfimportant when I'm spending time and money making sure she's got a roof to live under and food

she better start showing some respect

otherwise it's gulag time

[oblique mantle]

Tsundere dominance

Sounds good. Is this how you treat ham

The guide to tsunderes like hipper and hamman

[wintry sonnet]

Hipper's fine cause she's not a kid

[stuck copper]

Tsunderes are the most fun to break

[wintry sonnet]

Hummus is ok cause she's got nice lewds I mean, Hamman is a meido

so it balances itself out

[stuck copper]

Oh

You're not wrong, but...

[oblique mantle]

I see

[wintry sonnet]

just fyi I dont dislike tsunderes as a default

but I do have a special place in hell built for bratty tsunderes

it takes a lot to make me get past that barrier

[oblique mantle]

Good character development

[stuck copper]

Tsunderes and character development aren't good friends

[cosmic pier]

lila and honesty aint good friends

[stuck copper]

[dense wing]

whats goin on

lilas not wrong

I hate tsunderes

[wintry sonnet]

they "hate" you too kawaa so don't worry

[dense wing]

I only moderately like one because I see a little bit of myself in the character regarding my behavior towards my partner

[stuck copper]

So you're a tsundere is what you're saying

[dense wing]

ah confusing

am not

[wintry sonnet]

ah, so that's why kawaa sometimes picks up a fight with me

such a tsun tsun

[stuck copper]

[dense wing]

that’d be hypocritical

[wintry sonnet]

guys can't be tsundere

it's illegal

[stuck copper]

too bad

I'm a IRL tsundere

[dense wing]

I have an adjective nickname, and I often say “no im not” but sometimes I say “yes I am”

[stuck copper]

[wintry sonnet]

so basically you're a girl

[dense wing]

pretty much

[stuck copper]

[dense wing]

yamatsundere

[cosmic pier]

tsunkaari

[dense wing]

いいえ！

[wintry sonnet]

tsunderei

[dense wing]

yes

[cosmic pier]

quandrei

[dense wing]

[wintry sonnet]

quan three?

[dense wing]

aquarei

[wintry sonnet]

ok, now I'm offended

apologise this instant

[dense wing]

mucho gomenasorry

[cosmic pier]

kawaaquan

[dense wing]

now im offended

[cosmic pier]

kawaquanri

[dense wing]

if you continue I am going to arrest you

[wintry sonnet]

I like how I'm inside

[dense wing]

[cosmic pier]

[dense wing]

[cosmic pier]

[dense wing]

kawaa disliked that

[stuck copper]

[wintry sonnet]

"Kawaa will remember this"

[cosmic pier]

"kawaa will get back at you for this''

[wintry sonnet]

at least until next season where the previous choices stop mattering if they didnt deem them important enough

[dense wing]

all true!

will forever matter!

[cosmic pier]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/440752961279492108/606900375685038089/c5b.gif

kawaquanri be like

[wintry sonnet]

this looks familiar

what animoo is this?

[dense wing]

[cosmic pier]

dunno

[dense wing]

this is worse than when people put restart and I together

and its only been a thing for way less than 5% of the time

[cosmic pier]

reskari

[wintry sonnet]

reistart

[cosmic pier]

kawatart

[dense wing]

reistart

[wintry sonnet]

uh

that last one didnt sound too good rei

lol

[dense wing]

none of them sound good anyways

[cosmic pier]

kawaquanri sounds best

[wintry sonnet]

Reistart rolls off the tongue the easiest tho

[cosmic pier]

o this is newmote

[dense wing]

reistaruto

[wintry sonnet]

you already posted that emote before

dummkopf

[dense wing]

@cosmic pier I will shoot

[cosmic pier]

nice

doit

[wintry sonnet]

Shoot a movie

[cosmic pier]

i meant the 02 one

[dense wing]

it was bad and then it was even worse when aquan said what he said

[cosmic pier]

you kopmfdomm

shoot me

free me from this life

[stuck copper]

[dense wing]

if its a good thing to you then you shall live

[cosmic pier]

wao

going back on your word

[wintry sonnet]

if you really wanna get under his skin, force him to marry enterprise

[dense wing]

saying I oathed enterprise is probably already torture

[cosmic pier]

why'd you oathing trash torture me

are you drunk

[wintry sonnet]

was about to say, gotta go for more self-loathing on his part

[cosmic pier]

pls

im already capped at self loath stat

[dense wing]

I like enterprise so I am fine

[cosmic pier]

[wintry sonnet]

[x]

[cosmic pier]

kawa we aint talking bout how much you love enty

[wintry sonnet]

actually did Kawaa ever answer the important question

[dense wing]

[wintry sonnet]

there's 3 kinds of people, those who like enty, those who don't and those who are tryhards who just use her cause meta

how does one differentiate the 1st and 3rd? simple

you have to answer the important question

Why do you like Enterprise

[cosmic pier]

she's the type who likes her just cuz her irl version did some shit

[wintry sonnet]

Synd and Evil answered the question correctly

[cosmic pier]

ok?

[wintry sonnet]

doesnt really answer the question

even tryhards would buy enty merch

[dense wing]

it very much means I enjoy enterprise

[dense wing]

now the question would be if I just like her for her cg

[cosmic pier]

just saying a word on repeat doesnt mean shit

[wintry sonnet]

the cg actually has nothing to do with the question

per se

[cosmic pier]

imagine actually liking the grill
now imagine just liking them cuz the thing they are named after has done some stuff
now imagine being kawa

[dense wing]

I like enterprise because of her history I knew about what she’s done before my AL times, and she holds a little of an emotional part in me for reasons I cant explain ;o not because its unfathomable, but because of strange privacy rules

[stuck copper]

almost done raising bama's affection

[wintry sonnet]

strange privacy rules

ok that took a weird direction

[dense wing]

im not allowed to talk abt someone

[cosmic pier]

aqu you gotta add the kawa type to your 3 types

making it 4

[wintry sonnet]

well it wasn't as satisfactory an answer as the ones synd and evil gave, that's for sure

[cosmic pier]

[wintry sonnet]

[dense wing]

but it answers the question

[wintry sonnet]

but an interesting answer nonetheless

[cosmic pier]

you never ask me why i like enty

[wintry sonnet]

I already know

cause you're a tryhard in denial

[cosmic pier]

damn

[dense wing]

also before my al times was pretty long ago eugh has it really been that long

[cosmic pier]

he got me

but

what do you think of enty as a person

without all the

"oh she blew shit up in the water irl so i like her"

that's the real question here

[dense wing]

we speakin AL personalities?

[cosmic pier]

duh

[dense wing]

I aint know shit about that I just remember that shes poise and modest and thats my favorite

also... she is very humble

[cosmic pier]

[wintry sonnet]

aren't modest and humble kinda the same

[dense wing]

yes, I will go see your battle stars

[wintry sonnet]

No thanks, I dont want to see your san diego collection

[dense wing]

im speaking modest as in not some crazed pervert

[cosmic pier]

yer a weird one

but im a weird one too so who am i to talk

[wintry sonnet]

wat

[dense wing]

no u

[cosmic pier]

[wintry sonnet]

[cosmic pier]

i mean the fact she's all like i like enty i like enty then "i dont know shit bout her personality n all i just like her cuz history" just doesnt sit exactly right with me

comes to me as weird but im not judging aside from bonking

[dense wing]

I think her cg is great if that says anything

[wintry sonnet]

hence why I said it was an interesting answer

[dense wing]

remember I come from jp

wherre I cant read shit

[cosmic pier]

i mean

[dense wing]

so ive still never picked the habit of reading character lines

[cosmic pier]

synd had eaten up the wiki with all the lines etc

[dense wing]

but im slowly getting there

I can remember enterprise’s lines

but im not good at personalities in general

[wintry sonnet]

to be fair you dont even really need to know her lines to get a good grasp of her character

since she's so often participating in the cutscenes

[cosmic pier]

also I've prob said this before but maybe yes maybe no
i dont like nor dislike enty, it falls on the i dont care bout her lines, me shittalking her all the time was cuz people praising her all the time for random shit

[dense wing]

she talks elegant

[cosmic pier]

i dont care bout their irl history and she just comes off as a bland character to me and that's it

[wintry sonnet]

I'm kinda in the same boat rei

tho I also add in the bit where most people gushing over her dont even really care about her

other than "lucky E"

and PVP meta that we used to have

I find that to be disrespectful to the character

[cosmic pier]

im sick of the meta people everywhere even in hecking waifu game

[dense wing]

sounds about right for a game about waifu boats lol

[wintry sonnet]

I dont even have that much an issue with meta in general, at least when it's used where it should be

i.e. in competetive games

in a single player waifu collectathon like KC or AL?

Ehhh...

[cosmic pier]

game bout waifubotes:
person: imma quit if i miss a metabote
other person: imma quit if i miss any bote
other: reee where's muh latest metalist

but what bout the poor wahfus

[wintry sonnet]

What's the point of having 200+ characters if there's gonna be like top 10 go tos that will eventually become the staple

[cosmic pier]

[dense wing]

entie

I want to be her friend she is cool

[cosmic pier]

did you read up her personality in the minute we were ranting

[wintry sonnet]

it's kind of what killed KC for me ultimately

[cosmic pier]

[wintry sonnet]

it went from "RNG's gonna fuck you over regardless but at least you can bring your waifus to a map and still manage"

[dense wing]

I already said what I get from her though rei

[wintry sonnet]

to "You gotta use X Y Z because bonuses for them + historical nonsense etc etc"

[dense wing]

poise, modest, and humble

[cosmic pier]

ik

just jesting a bit

[dense wing]

thats my kind of person

[cosmic pier]

ur my kind of person

jk

[dense wing]

I still speak like im some ape who lives in royalty with my choice of words

[cosmic pier]

welp

break time over

back to class

[dense wing]

that was a very long break

[cosmic pier]

i speak like...

well i dont

im pretty silent irl

[wintry sonnet]

class?

[dense wing]

me too

[wintry sonnet]

I thought you said earlier you had work

pick your story and stick with it

[dense wing]

hold on my modeling job is calling me

[pearl abyss]

[dense wing]

ok im back, my grandmother was on the phone

she lost her glasses

[dense wing]

did you know she and my mother have 20/20 vision and im here with bad vision

[cosmic pier]

i stick with my story tho

[dense wing]

[cosmic pier]

[dense wing]

that last bit is true though, I mean my grandma right now has 0/20 vision but

im here with like 12/35

some shit, thanks to my father

[wintry sonnet]

you know I never understood how that works

[stuck copper]

20/10 vision here

[wintry sonnet]

if hindsight is 20/20 implying it's perfect

then wouldn't 0/20 mean you're blind

[stuck copper]

basically

[dense wing]

well shes deceased unfortunately

[wintry sonnet]

... wait, what

she's deceased but she was on the phone cause she lost her glasses?

I'm so confused right now

[dense wing]

I was joking

about not sticking to the story

[wintry sonnet]

[stuck copper]

20/20 means you discern letters at 20 feet, with a normal person being able to also do that at 20 feet

[wintry sonnet]

I'm not sure what you're talking about but you mentioned feet so I'm interested

[dense wing]

I dont know my eye sight because my eyes are different

so they didnt tell me

theyre just like you need a stronger prescription on this eye!!!

and im like oh yeah I know

[stuck copper]

a smaller fraction such as 15/20 means you discern the letters at 15 feet the same as a normal person at 20 feet

a.k.a you have vision issues

there's also the opposite

[dense wing]

all I know is mine was bad enough to no longer have the /20

[stuck copper]

20/10 means you discern letters at 20 feet that normal people discern at 10 feet

[wintry sonnet]

oh, so that's what it's about

[stuck copper]

in EU it's 6 meters instead of feet

[dense wing]

sounds like a magic ability

[wintry sonnet]

I haven't done any tests on my eyesight for a while, haven't changed my glasses either

[dense wing]

increased eye vision!!

[wintry sonnet]

if I recall last time my eyesight was 10/20 on left eye

and 13/20 on right eye

[stuck copper]

das p bad

[dense wing]

idk mine

all I know is my father has severely bad eyes

getting eye exams often and what not

im the only one in my family (not including my father) that has glasses

[stuck copper]

nobody in my family has glasses

[dense wing]

that must be cool

[stuck copper]

outside of grandparents

[dense wing]

nice genetic eyes

[wintry sonnet]

my entire family's supposed to wear glasses

but parents only wear them for office work

and grandma's too cheap to buy a pair

[dense wing]

my mother wears glasses only for work

she complains that she gets headaches when looking at a computer screen for too long at work

so she got glasses just for that

[wintry sonnet]

hmm, maybe I should sign up for a test tho

[dense wing]

and now shes fine

prob should

[wintry sonnet]

technically I should be having yearly fundus examinations

[stuck copper]

well some ppl get sensitive to blue light

[dense wing]

your eyes either get worse or remain the same in a year

I get a yearly examination and my eyes are the same as last year appearantly

[stuck copper]

I haven't had a eye exam in ages

[wintry sonnet]

in my case it has less to do with eyesight getting bad and more with diabetic changes to the pupils

[dense wing]

I always dread when they give me eyedrops.

“these are to dilate your eyes!!”

no please

[stuck copper]

ye

I for example have an issue where I have to wear chromatic glasses in summer and winter

without sight correction

[wintry sonnet]

I dunno, I kinda always liked those eyedrops. Makes your eyes feel weird, like you're able to see another a 4th dimension

this must be how cats feel

[dense wing]

what?!

I feel pain

makes my eyes feel so gross

[stuck copper]

since I can get nasty headaches because my eyes literally hurt from too much sunlight in summer and winter

[dense wing]

so why not spring or fall

you get sunlight in winter?

[stuck copper]

ye

[dense wing]

[wintry sonnet]

sunlight reflecting from snow

is the worst

[stuck copper]

and it's worse bcz it reflects off snow

[dense wing]

ive never had such an issue!

thats crazy!

[stuck copper]

even at night time you can see very clearly

[dense wing]

during winter here its clouds, rain, or snow
never sun

[wintry sonnet]

does Oregon even have snow

[dense wing]

yes but it depends on where you live

in the mountains you’re looking at double digit feet

in portland, you’re lookin at 9

[wintry sonnet]

nobody's looking at portland

[dense wing]

snow is

and oregon is just a bunch of mountains

much snow everywhere

[stuck copper]

snow

[dense wing]

so pretty

[wintry sonnet]

I'd be down for mountains then

I prefer winter to summer anyway

can't stand the heat

[dense wing]

I do as well

my brain shuts down in heat

[stuck copper]

obligatory

https://youtu.be/L0MK7qz13bU

[dense wing]

W

[wintry sonnet]

Fake

no Spiderman

[dense wing]

NANI

SARA!!!!!!

YAY!!

[pearl abyss]

YES

[dense wing]

AHH!!

[wintry sonnet]

another sara skin

[stuck copper]

sara chan dayo

[pearl abyss]

[dense wing]

AHHH!!!

[wintry sonnet]

zzzzz

[dense wing]

I have to tell many people about this

and by that I mean 1

[pearl abyss]

ah, ur lolicon bf

[stuck copper]

I could swear I've seen that skin like a year ago

[pearl abyss]

yups

we did

but

we just got it

wwf collab or smth i think

[dense wing]

idk what u mean fish......

[wintry sonnet]

wwf collab?

Macho Woman Sandy Savage

[pearl abyss]

world wildlife foundation

[dense wing]

ive never seen it before

[wintry sonnet]

oh

[dense wing]

omg

[wintry sonnet]

thought you meant world wrestling federation

[dense wing]

thats too cute I love it

[pearl abyss]

[wintry sonnet]

Stone Cold Cleve Austin

[dense wing]

the only skin I ever saw before release was Akashi’s uh

“comic” skin

[stuck copper]

doujin artist akashi

[dense wing]

when it was just used for their pixiv store

[stuck copper]

[wintry sonnet]

I mean, it doesnt look bad

but it's just another sara skin to me

I need something new

not even talking the obligatory "where muh shoukaku skin", I just wanna see a skin for a ship that hasn't gotten any

[dense wing]

that would be cool

I like saratoga

so this is a win lose

[wintry sonnet]

it sucks cause can imagine the reasoning is "we're gonna release skins for what's popular and gonna sell"

but how are we gonna show that we want skins for other characters when we dont ever get a chance to vote with our wallets

[dense wing]

speaks for itself

u vote by whaling with

[wintry sonnet]

like, look at how well it went ofr htem when they decided to make a Helena skin

they made another one like 2 months after

cause of how much interest there was

[dense wing]

which ones?

party skin and

[wintry sonnet]

the NY and Formal dress

[dense wing]

ah

2 months?

[wintry sonnet]

or party skin, I just call em Formal Dress

well maybe more than 2 months

[dense wing]

it was ny, so that was a good 8 months ago

read ny as new york

[wintry sonnet]

actually ,5 months

Party skins went up in May

[dense wing]

ah ok

idk dates of course just the usual holidays

[wintry sonnet]

point being, they made one for Helena despite a year and a half of nothing and the interest was so big they made another one 5 months later

and I'm sure there's plenty of other characters that are in the same boat

[dense wing]

jaburin

[wintry sonnet]

Jean Bart would likely push some nice numbers

[dense wing]

well it also depends on the artist

hopefully we dont pull a gfl

[wintry sonnet]

sure, some of them are more busy than the others

[dense wing]

“u didnt use the cv I wanted! so im never drawing cg again!”

[wintry sonnet]

well, at least in case of Shoukaku Zuikaku

Enka's clearly still willing to draw

since Duke got a skin and then King George V happened

tho at this rate I'm expecting loli shoukaku sooner than actual skins

which I will allow only under one condition

it has to be done by Oouso

[stuck copper]

you like feet huh

[wintry sonnet]

feet are good civilization

I'm still hopeful since they got Oouso to draw Concord

hopefully we'll see even more guest artists like that

still waiting for them to approach Cle Masahiro

ever since they did that office tour video and I saw his wallscroll of Belfast in their office

[stuck copper]

I want more tsunako botes

or some sayori shipfus

[wintry sonnet]

Sayori would work

not sure if Sayori has much knowledge of AL, but she did draw some fanart for Kancolle ships

so she's at the least familiar with the theme

Tsunako was... the Neptunia artist no?

[stuck copper]

well we can rectify that

ye

[wintry sonnet]

if I can get Iris Heart, sign me up

[stuck copper]

neptunia, data a live and some other smaller series

[cosmic pier]

gimme rei

I'd reinstall

[stuck copper]

gimme smth original

not more nep

[cosmic pier]

none of the botes are original tho

they after real life shit

[stuck copper]

[cosmic pier]

[wintry sonnet]

make Boaty McBoatface into shipfu

speaking of oouso and concord

fun story

I actually got interested in AL for the first time because of Oouso's shoukaku fanart

so seeing his art appear officially in game was quite a treat

[stuck copper]

freaking finally!

aaahhh

labama

[wintry sonnet]

luccsac

[stuck copper]

go away

[wintry sonnet]

Guess I'm one of the last stragglers here now who doesnt have bama yet

[stuck copper]

took me 200 cubes, if not more

i've been rolling every single coin away since wednesday

[gilded mural]

sara doesn't have enough skins

yikes

[stuck copper]

30 cubes for everyone

including some dupes

i have been released from this hell

[wintry sonnet]

my hell's still going on

with another hood

[stuck copper]

i feel you

i got enough warspites for her kai

[gilded mural]

i still need alabama
200 cubes so far

[stuck copper]

Still need Baltimore and thar Cleveland cruiser

What is her name?

[wintry sonnet]

Birmingham

[gilded mural]

red cleveland

[stuck copper]

Monty but it's red eh?

[wintry sonnet]

apparently she's the stronkest cleveland so far

maybe with a slight advantage going to monti

[gilded mural]

are you telling me to farm saint louis with her?

OK

[stuck copper]

you can have my dupes

i got three of them on my first day. it was so silly.

"wrong luck! wrong luck! give me the other!"

[wintry sonnet]

mfw watching the story for the event

shikikan's like "Where have I seen them before?"

commit sudoku you pleb

[stuck copper]

it's really cheesy

[wintry sonnet]

even fucking blind people can see who these two are

[stuck copper]

"this is different... because of shikikan!"

the chosen one

some random, daki-hugging degen

they could do some fun stuff with those variants though. i want ember in my fleet

[wintry sonnet]

I mean you have ember in your fleet

the medal for clearing hard mode is called Ember

[stuck copper]

that is such a rei-like reply

[wintry sonnet]

except I'm not full of shit

it actually is called that

right, food break, then off to do SP

[cosmic pier]

yey

done with work and uni and all that bs

time to get home and die

@wintry sonnet did you just call me full of shit

im triggered

im full of emptiness not shit

[wintry sonnet]

doesnt seem harsher than what you say about yourself at times

[cosmic pier]

but

im me and i can shittalk myself

you gotta get the ryghts to shittalk me first

[wintry sonnet]

wow, what is this, some kind of self-priviledge?

you better check your thinking

[cosmic pier]

im sueing you

im just a supposed adult who acts like a 5 yo and people get annoyed of it as a result

im also self aware

@stuck copper nani is an ember

[wintry sonnet]

that's what emo takao calls herself

[stuck copper]

it's a spoiler

[cosmic pier]

oh

edgy

[stuck copper]

800 stars

[wintry sonnet]

dayum

think of all the nothing you can buy with it

[cosmic pier]

muyad

[wintry sonnet]

[cosmic pier]

muda

you can buy a almost nekked loli with it

one holding a gun at you

[wintry sonnet]

oh wait, stars

I thought he meant medals

[stuck copper]

i bought coins

[cosmic pier]

sp gives 800 event points so that's the most logical conclusion

[wintry sonnet]

zzzz, I dont wanna do Sp today

but I already skipped a day

[cosmic pier]

do it tomorroq

[wintry sonnet]

it's once a day kinda deal

and 800 stars is like 6 D3 sorties I dont have to do

[violet shard]

300 oil a day that I already don't have

[cosmic pier]

you can do it twice a "day" if your day doesnt end same time with al's day

[violet shard]

[wintry sonnet]

what is al's day

[cosmic pier]

idk some random timezone

i dont even know my own timezone

[violet shard]

[wintry sonnet]

reiryght saving time

[cosmic pier]

only know it has a 30 min+ that triggers everyone

[wintry sonnet]

[cosmic pier]

who hears it for whatever reason

"ono your clock is 30 min ahead im fooken triggered mayt"

[stuck copper]

i like SP

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

it's a fun little challenge that pays very well

[violet shard]

diff 30 mins timezones

[stuck copper]

and you get two shots at a cava dupe

[violet shard]

yeah thats a nice plus

[stuck copper]

btw, it's 880 stars, not 800.

[violet shard]

I get 840 coz I rush the boss so my base gets hurt a little, but still more than enough for 286

[cosmic pier]

ur 880 stars

do you just send 1 fleet for each boss and call it a day

[stuck copper]

yes

you form two boss fleets, then rush both bases

[wintry sonnet]

I wanna go for the 3* requirement first before doing the bumrush

[stuck copper]

victory condition is "destroy all the bases", so fighting other fleets is just a waste of time

[wintry sonnet]

I wonder if a 2:1 setup'd be enough to solo all the trash

[violet shard]

Yeah I just go in with 2 full fleets

[cosmic pier]

interesting map

[wintry sonnet]

what are the enemy lvls btw

[stuck copper]

there are also subs that hunt you down

[violet shard]

110

[wintry sonnet]

oof

guess I'll be rollin the pepega fleet then

[stuck copper]

and they can cripple you on the map, like your subs do to enemy nodes

[violet shard]

I just keep in mind where she submerged so I don't run into it, mine have no asw

[stuck copper]

so if they get you, you take damage and are locked into a fight

[wintry sonnet]

btw is that healing facility one time use?

[stuck copper]

no idea, but i think it takes multiple turns to actually work

i placed a fleet on it and nothing happened

but maybe i did something wrong

[violet shard]

Oh right that reminds me, still need to do mine

[cosmic pier]

rando said healing is infinite

[violet shard]

But it still takes a certain amount of turns from your fleet I think

[cosmic pier]

he bein a dum and 3*d something effectively pointless

[wintry sonnet]

it's not pointless

[next onyx]

@violet shard Is that true? 420 cubes and only 1 new ship?

[cosmic pier]

that's normal

[violet shard]

Birmingham was the last ship I got, after so many cubes

The others were in the first 100 cubes

[cosmic pier]

not worse thsn 470 fubes for washington with like 10 minnea

[violet shard]

Wasn't my worst though, Z46 took 460+

[wintry sonnet]

try me and my 900 cubes and still trying to get U-81 and I-26

[violet shard]

Coz I never got her from map drop

[next onyx]

I am closing in on 400 cubes and still no Alabama. I may have to whale....

[cosmic pier]

i dont have 19

[violet shard]

I have yet to get I-19, I'm sad

[cosmic pier]

hi sad

im sadder

[violet shard]

Psy, just do it

[wintry sonnet]

hmmm

actually

if the heal is infinite

that works out great

[cosmic pier]

[violet shard]

and still no point for all the oil

[wintry sonnet]

once I clear all the trash, I can just let my boss comp heal up to max after each boss

[violet shard]

other than self-flex tbh

[cosmic pier]

then the nodes fart out more enemies

while you heal

[wintry sonnet]

they can't

[cosmic pier]

[wintry sonnet]

the spawn is finite

[violet shard]

I think there's a limited amount of fleets the bosses spawn

[cosmic pier]

oh

sad

[wintry sonnet]

otherwise you couldn't be able to do the "kill all enemies" bit

[cosmic pier]

woulda been nice to meme all the 3* plebs

[violet shard]

Friend said 18-20 ish total

[wintry sonnet]

fun times

there is an ammo node tho

so just gotta kill 9 and then another 11 with 0 ammo

[cosmic pier]

"hey look i got 3* sp"
"what did it cost you"
"so much oil and got only a smol flex ryght"

[violet shard]

[next onyx]

I never had to whale for cubes before. But if I have to, what do you guys buy? The packs or the 11 cubes for 300 gems?

[violet shard]

I bought the pack first and seeing it wasn't enough anyway I had to go for cubes then D:

[cosmic pier]

https://gyazo.com/7fbad4792d3c604f2ec0f88e215b8b29

[next onyx]

[cosmic pier]

@next onyx dewit like a man

[violet shard]

450+600 would be it alone for the cubes+gold, so 980 is actually the better option to get first, but it's only one 10-pull

[cosmic pier]

the 11 cube for 300 is pretty much just normal cube price with 1 free

[stuck copper]

the pack is only worth it if you also want coins

[violet shard]

that is also true, i suppose but I never have coins anyway

[stuck copper]

otherwise, just stick to buying cubes

[next onyx]

Ok thanks, all

[stuck copper]

they're roughly 30 gems a pop

so that's 600 gems worth of cubes from the pack, yet it's over 900 in cost

[cosmic pier]

youre whelcome

[stuck copper]

6-hour cube commission, 0 cubes

at least have the courtesy to give me one

[next onyx]

I know that feeling

[cosmic pier]

getting 250 oil from a 250-500 oil commi is more offending

[violet shard]

That's what most of mine look like

Have a 480-720 oil running right now, and I'd bet that I'm not getting more than 500

[stuck copper]

at least you're getting some oil

unlike aquan, i am fine with 5 cubes from 10-hours. it's still 5 cubes. 0 cubes is kinda mean though.

[cosmic pier]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EBCfG6sUYAAbEVk.jpg:large

oh hey look

more sara skins
gotta find competition for cygnet and yama and aya

[violet shard]

waifu, gimme

[cosmic pier]

she's the new cashgrab object of the devs

[stuck copper]

hard pass

[cosmic pier]

her free korean skin was le best

@dense wing rejoice, lolicon

[stuck copper]

she already has a bunch of great skins

hibiscus is all i need

[cosmic pier]

lets just forget bout her poor sister again

[warm bluff]

sara is cute

[cosmic pier]

no u

[warm bluff]

[cosmic pier]

wanna bet this new sara skin will have lines and voicelines before that ancient lex skin gets hers

[violet shard]

[wintry sonnet]

oh dayum

that ammo node gives you +6

and it doesn't disappear

well it gives me +6 cause I got frank vestal with me

also, 14 fleets total before they stop spawning

https://i.gyazo.com/32ede0f8e804853c130100141ceb0433.gif

yes, yes, yes

YES

[cosmic pier]

kek

[warm bluff]

is there any use in 3 starring SP?

[cosmic pier]

you can say "hey guys I got no life and can 3* sp while you plebs cant"

[wintry sonnet]

I dunno

I'm actually enjoying myself with this

it's fucking impractical because I'm at 16 battles

meaning about 40-45 oil spent per battle

[urban musk]

@warm bluff flex or torture

[wintry sonnet]

but I'm actually enjoying it

[oblique mantle]

Flex

[cosmic pier]

so you're a maso

[oblique mantle]

The only thing you do

[urban musk]

also

[wintry sonnet]

it's not really maso

the repairs work every like 3 turns

[urban musk]

this is the first time i saw lexington "siren"

[wintry sonnet]

and the ammo node is infinite

[oblique mantle]

Meh

I just want the alters

[warm bluff]

that would be a pretty fun thing to do if it didn't cost oil

[oblique mantle]

Especially if it fixes the ones who flat out suck

Looking at you takao

[wintry sonnet]

yeah, the ammo cost is what ruins it

there's no reason to engage in any of the mechanics

cause you can just bumrush the bosses

and pay less for it

so the whole mode is pointless in that regard

[oblique mantle]

Who knew what they were thinking.

Besides it still not being hard

[wintry sonnet]

it's not a bad concept tho

[oblique mantle]

Better then what we usually get

Just curbstomp 45 enemies

[warm bluff]

ya i hope they expand on this concept for later events

[oblique mantle]

Good job buddy. Pat on back

Your so good

[wintry sonnet]

tbh other than making it oil-free not sure how can they make it so there's an actual incentive to play it properly

[oblique mantle]

Make it harder

Better rewards

I can think of plenty

An actual leaderboard

[wintry sonnet]

the difficulty and rewards aren't the issue tho

it's the fact that you're kind of forced into just ignoring the mode's mechanic alltogether

to just bumrush the 2 boss fortresses

cause you can still let 2 non-siren enemies into your base

without losing on the bonus

[oblique mantle]

Wouldn’t we call that a difficulty problem then.

[wintry sonnet]

not to mention you wont have to spend as much oil

[oblique mantle]

If there is no repercussion to an action