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Always with a smug
daily

i wish they were like the other ones. it would make them good
gotta wait another week for those two gold drops
Lmao


Finally the game we all have been waiting for
@cosmic pier

lel
yeah, no
its legal boiz


Oh.
if you know who these guys were, what they did, and what they looked like, it's pretty hard to enjoy this stuff, i assume
Is Hitler's wife a hot anime dude then
I mean if people thought of that
Then Fate wouldn't be very popular
I found lila's dream anime
What degen would like that
"not really"
Himmler's a tsundere
Except I'm not
X
But sure
bismarck got the stache tho
idk i pref the animegrill versions
Himmler has one too tho
lila would prob prefer the real life versions
inb4 we all get danned for discussing them folks

I'm talking about animoo tho

What goes through the head of people who do shit like that tho
Who sits down and thinks "I want to fuck anime Nazis"

ask yourself lila
nazis are for shooting, not dating
lewd
very lewd
Wolfenstein got it right @stuck copper
@clear gate that's what i was referring to
you can make them super-powered turbo nazis if you want. just let me shoot them and we're good

if we're just gonna name characters with long twintails
then she might as well be similar to Hatsune Miku

dont ask lila
considering most people in this discord would want to bonk boats
I dont think moving down to humanoids is so much weirder

I mean
i mean, dude's not wrong tho 
they have a rudder
weebs go after anything

as an actual weeb Im offended
OS-tans a while ago
besides which
fujiyoshis already had Hetalia
time for the rest of people to have something too

OS-tans still have a devoted niche following

I don't have a pillow
ye, not anymore you don't
he made so much unwanted love to it the pillow just ran away

Might've been my priest too, idk
is that what you call your left hand
My left hand has yet to touch there
Well I'm right handed so yeah
@cosmic pier 

al animu gonna deliver some great plot gifs for emotes and pfps
excited to see your cubes hit 0?

my cube count shall not falter
It can't. 0 can't falter more
Lol
rando the great sub luccsacc
never
you must forever cry

gamebrekkin issue
i dont care bout her specifically
just another fighting animu grill
i like the skin some more tho
Balt's schoolgirl skin is an immediate buy from me. Generic but really good looking
it would be an immediate buy from me
if i had the money
and the game installed

buy a copy on my behalf @errant burrow

only thing i care bout that silh atm is that it has a scythe
I'd date (would say sth else but gotta keep it family friendly) anything that equips a scythe 
Big scythe, tattered cape, chain hooked on scythe
How about a skin for Essex?


flashbacks to Brave Frontier's Erza and Alice
If the ship does turn out to be NJ and they based her art on that Reaper drawing, that's some dedication
lul
they gonna announce iowa on the iowa field trip
then kill anyone who leaks it


noshit

metaslavin is literally jumping from a set of botes to others on the spot anyway lel
No devotion
oh no this tierlist suddenly put mutsuki kai at t0
time to max a mutsuki

teach your dad to farm

im a maidtaslave
i see maids i acquire

I'm leveling up my Eagle girls right now for w12

I reached 100 on 12-4 yesterday
Exactly on the boss node too.

I was hoping for a Choukai drop then


You need to find a new nitro sugar daddy smh
i choose you @errant burrow


chap 11 was walk in the park tho
is chap 12 that easy?

oh
i thougur games were supposed to get harder as you progressed
thought*
how'd i make that typo
smh
not about that
it was nerfed due to w13
so they didnt have to increase level cap for w13
yeah but we dont got w13
nossex
nosex
the point would be to provide some challenge so people wouldnt just go be like weeee 12 easier than 11 
for a while anyways
but mh who cares
im pretty sure my feedback has been noted

mod power abooz smh

p sure my trash react on your trash emote got deleted
mighta been just my shit internet rn tho
i can make it disappear
but imma just accuse you of abooz anyway
you know how?

woah
cutting edge technology
im having some super hyper speed in reading the ln
@desert harness boi
@urban musk 

shero pls
😦
does that make you an AI or a ghost haunting a computer
when is the funeral

Maryland isn't a city
a zombie
anything is a city
Nothing is a city
also a town called boring
and I do insist
it is boring there.
they laugh about it though
“Boring Pub”
“boring family diner”
Scunthorpe
cant deny that one
Unnamed road
guess they knew it's not gonna last for long

kek
well that's unfortunate
makes you wonder sometimes if they did it on purpose 

you are
Kawa 
Just found out about it now though my FB feed today
Very late to share 
Sandy is the MVP of w12 fwiw
I did not know
@carmine coyote thanks
Yes it was posted early this morning apparently
Well on the MAL site, so it's slated for October

u are one to talk
@dense wing its not like i cant call a filth filth just cuz im also a filth
weebs call weebs heckin weebs all the time

and for that, still called being a hypocrite!
Remember, we do call out our own just because we can

accident

what if it was an essay on hydraulic anime tiddies
wait that was sth else
I'm pretty sure the thing about tiddies is they're supposed to be bouncy, not hydraulic

I’d imagine hydraulic means they go down 
i was just thinking of i58 when i said that
she kept being all like hydraulic this hydraulic that

or sth
she learned a new word
uh
I'd turn jav's face here into an emote but i dont have niteo
nitro
idk i aint played in 2 or 3 months or so i might just be hallucinating

hey they both start with h
also that's the only line she even mentions anything hydro-related
so that begs a question what were you doing with her to think she only says hydro this hydro that
and end with ic

I'm soooo bored
@stuck copper 

what to do
sleep
waiting on the EN client
drinking is not that healthy
and already did that on the weekend
imma play some ark nights when it releases
idk whatchu mean
i drink water everyday

that hydration juice
kawaa not interested in harry p 
I dont know why I went with “say his name like a rapper” but
don't they usually shorten the last name to one letter because they hide a criminal's information


Or he could just have an actual boring name like Phil
I mean, he did steal a car at one point
at least you got the best house

that reminds me I never saw the new movies
the Fantastic creatures or whatever the name is
same
guess I have a goal for tonight 

aint heard gret things bout Rowling recently 
I guess it's a good thing the movie was released in 2016 then 
there's a chance it might be good
as long as it doesn't pander with any political message and is just a good movie, I'm in
god knows hollywood forgot how to make those recently 
last movie I fully watched was My Cousin Vinny from 1992
mostly cause I was on a Joe Pesci high
oh we counting chinese cartoon movies too?
in that case the last one I watched was that konosuba movie thing

wasn't too impressive tho
it was mostly just memeing on how subaru has shit taste
Well I'm sorry that I can't remember the difference between fucking konosuba and re:zero
there's like an isekai coming out every week

lul
last movie before house arrest i watched was some indian shenanigans movie
Don or sth

looks like some kind of bollywood matrix rip off
and the 2nd one looks like a bollywood james bond rip off

i mean like all indian action movies are some random memery
guy gets shot 5000 times and a building falls on him then the moment the person who did all that to him touches his girlfriend he comes back all healthy n shite

well didnt happen in don but pretty common trope
all that because his girlfriend got touched
imagine what'd happen if they killed his dog

actually, John Wick is played by Keanu
Matrix was played by keanu
Don looks like a Matrix rip off

i enjoyed the movies for what they were a few years back cuz i didnt have anything else to do n all that
but it i were to rewatch now, I'd just go play some more dmc5 instead and look at donte trying to look cool

right ok
14th cube commission
once again 5 cubes
this has gone beyond silly

that's a 1 in a 67 million chance
at this point I'm almost certain they did something
to lower the cube count you can get from it
they're targetting you 
not sure if it's just a flat out everyone gets 5 only, or if they made it so that the result is tied to your current cube count
guy i asked got 7 some 3 days ago
if he shows up, can you ask him what his cube count is
450+ ish


well considering I'm barely at 120, I guess it's not the cube count
i rarely get cube comms
im jealous lol
yeah, it's usually plates, plates, and even more plates for me.
it's not that much different here
but at some point I started noticing that when I do get one, it always ended up as 5
so I started to keep track
thing being it only started consistently at like 2-3 months ago
before that it'd usually shift between 5 and 6, with occasional 7, rarely an 8
i had a cube comm last night, was the first one i had in july
my thoughts exactly when i see that cube comm, like "where tf have you been all my life"
5 iirc

i clicked by it pretty quickly so i could be mistaken
cause other than it being tied to cube count, which is apparently not the case
my other hypothesis was that if you get that commi too often, it'll default to 5 cubes
I mean yea it's pretty much a given that it's heavily skewed to give the lowest poss
but I've never had it give 5 more than 3-4 times in a row
14 times in a row seems way over the top
i think, when it comes to cubes, i just have shit luck.
and at this point I'm not even mad, I just want to know if the chance is just bad now, or if there's something deliberately defaulting to 5
but if a guy with 450+ cubes can get 7 out of it, then clearly the cube count is not the issue
the only other thing that comes to mind is that somehow, getting 14 of those within 2-3 months is just too often and the game defaults to 5 on that basis

there is one other theory
but it's a very extreme one and frankly, I wouldn't even want to consider that being the case
you recall when was the last time you pulled more than 5 from that commi?
not talking just the 9h one, talking any of those long ones in general
if it was somewhere like 2-3 months ago, then it'd fit the timeline
tbh i dont remember cuz i get them so rarely
I started taking note mostly cause I bottomed out on cubes and I was keeping track of every one I got to see the rate at which you can stockpile back up
had I been above 200 cubes still I'd propably not pay much attention to it either
but once your food bowl goes empty, you start paying attention if any scraps landed inside
especially now with the constant construction being thrown at us
fk
I remember there being a gacha simulator for AL
that would give you a breakdown of a likelihood of getting a ship after certain amount of cubes spent
but I can't remember what site it was
the bot has a construction guide
does the bot send you to an external site tho, or is it just built in 
i wouldnt trust a simulator because just as an example, look at how many people got several biscuits in only a few pulls, then look at me, who pulled with ider how many hundreds of cubes and still didnt get her
do you mean this one? https://sites.google.com/view/azur-lane-general/construction?authuser=0
Yes
i'm not sure how accurate it is
this is the exact one

well, it was pretty accurate in regards to my Aurora rolls
got her around the point where the likelihood of me not having her by then was less than 1%
i wouldn't use it. it doesn't have subs.
seems super buggy
well, going by the JP list, which would actually be tougher to roll in
with my current close to 350 builds in special
I have an 87% chance by now of getting U-81 and 90% of I-26 
this is why I'm pissed off at them throwing centaur right inbetween all these events
roll for her now with a 2% rate up, you'll fuck your cubes for the upcoming events
dont roll for her, you'll have to deal with the cancer that is having to roll non-rate up ships
and between Aurora, Montpelier, Denver, I-26 and U-81 of which the last 2 I dont have
I just can't deal with this nonsense anymore
she is
and she's also pretty good, even if she's a cvl meaning she'll get constantly bamboozled on hard mode requirements
but throwing her as a solo-rate up inbetween all this construction spam is just 
and the real pisser is that if I dont get her, now I'm stuck with 3 ships missing in special
so if we ever do get the shitting well again and all 3 happen to be available
I only get to pick 2 out of 3
at least right now if we ever get it again, I only have 2 ships that eventually I can rate up
I'd love to roll too, but I'm sitting at 140 cubes
and the next week, we're having the USS event
and right after that, we're getting the 1 year anni with another construction
centaur is cute though```
so which tierlist is she t0 on 


i s2g significant figures can suck the fattest fucking
Elf waifu t0


i have resigned myself to whaling
I have energy to do dailies now.
join us 
I've done 0 grinding.
Rip

Idk man, I'm honestly very happy with where I am in the game.
All my grinding went to granblue cuz im a few ranks away from hl
Just wait for the uss event
Except 1- or 2.
Then itll be whale time
What about the USS event.
I didn't see anything in it that made me go crazy.
So.



i like baltimore 

Baltimore is...

At least in my eyes, only thing making here event remotely a chase is the Super Rare tag.
thinking with your upper head smh

she's cute though 
Birmingham though





does balti even exist on other servers yet?
feel like ive seen her but dont remember, or im just remembering wrong



Uh no, I don't even think she's on JP yet.
h
I think the only thing I'm anticipating is the Deutschland Dress skin.
Which for some reason has not come out yet.


Except it did @ornate mantle, it was a freebie
probably late but this is a pretty neat skin
yer late 

Are you going to use a full CA stack vanguard?
@cosmic pier 
@steep scarab


Hello there, I am actually a very evil commander, you can trust me 

no
Azur Lane anime will debut in October
Let's hope something good from it

The director is the one who wrote the script for Grisaia anime, so I think I can have high hope
Wait is that the space squid series?
@cosmic pier 

is it just me or are there like no torp CLs in eagle union
at least out of the ones most people level up, like cleve helena (Monty??) etc
I don't have Montpelier so I don't know about her
Monty doesn't do torps, she's in the Cleveland class
what eagle cls do have torps 
Atlanta/San Diego class
I needed torp stats for hard mode 8-3 but I need St Louis xp too
Yeah, since she's the same class as herself lol
Not having Juneau leveled 
nuttin wronk with that 
why level Juneau if I never pvp 
she's cute
hmm valid point


juneaou 
Shiretoko as in the national park? @steep scarab
See, I'm bad
dad, are you back from the grocery store yet?
Dad when are you coming home
syanda has good waifu taste

Huh, not lewd enough
so we get baltimore this week or next week?
The USS Baltimore is preparing her maiden voyage and she will grace your dock in the near future, Commander.
This is a teaser for what is to be included in our 1 Year Anniversary Episode 0. Stay tuned to find out more details next week.
well
JP News Update
[Ship Introduction]
Heavy Cruiser - Baltimore
The battle-seasoned name ship of the Baltimore-class heavy cruisers.
She's a cool and dependable big sister who always swoops in like a superhero and saves whoever is in trouble.
You can obtain her in the end of July event!
As for JP
i want a big sister to save my heart
but at least i get a nice longer break
my coins are still forever dead from build spamming, retrofits, and research
coins, is a big nop
recently, the average level of my dock has reached 70, so all my bulins are dead too
lowest level in my dock besides bulins right now is level 53
its weird not having any low level ships
yea, but they dont stay low level for too long cuz i use them in my commissions and the dock lol
also the rate of purin im getting is too fast, maybe time for another purge
I avoided a massive bulin crisis since I limit break everyone
So I have a bit of time left
i limit break everyone and i still have a ton of bulin
how do you ppl get more bulin
i have:
34 gold bulin
61 purple bulin

and ive never bought a bulin once, they are all freebie bulins
the merit shop hasnt been nice to me lately
im currently cleaning up my dock by raising all the limited ships that i have extra dupes of to lvl70 so that i can finish lbing them
if i used the bulins on all my common ships, id be able to use them all, but why do that when common ships are....wait for it....common
i try to keep track, like with le mars i fucked up and got rid of one too many so ill need to use a bulin for her retrofit, but most of the time im pretty good at it
Y is Yuubari listed as removed ship
that's what i want to know
from heavy pool
Because they just copy pasted the JP notes on it 
when JP had the changes made to the build pool, Yuubari was already there
wait a second...yuubari isnt in EN?
no, lol
so are our notes wrong then?
you think we're doing some sort of catching up?

the notes aren't wrong, they're just copy pasted
it's literally the same build change as what JP had
odd though that the JP notes would be in English... 
but because they're too busy pushing limited builds, Yuubari was never added
which is funny cause JP had a chance of getting her in all 3 builds until the change
meanwhile we're gonna start off with her already being harder to get than she was elsewhere
yay
in fact I'm pretty sure Yuubari was available on JP from day 1
they probably gonna make en and jp the same once we catch up
I mean I'm not even surprised at this point 
Yuubari's my fav and I wanted to get her asap
but of course they have to fuck it up

the annoying thing is

I dont know if this also removes her from limited build
cause I'm pretty sure she was available in both special and heavy oriented limited constructions
no idea if she's still there post-changes
What would've really improved my building is if they fucking removed Shropshire's stupid ass

the issue isn't wheter or not we're getting her
the issue is when we get her, she'll be far less available
than any other server

instead of having her in all 3 builds + limited, she'll only be in light

meaning you can't just go and build your way around in limited like you can now with for example sussex or abercrombie
you'll HAVE to go build light specifically
its ok as an aurora war veteran im sure you're used to that 
it's because I'm an aurora war veteran that I dont want this again 
I already have to do WW2 with U-81 and I-26
and it's entirely Yostar's fuck up
cause even ignoring the fact JP had her day 1
CN had her added with Graf Spee event
but hey, catching up, amirite

Why are we assuming that Yuubari won't be in all three pools again? They can always change it up for EN
Sure, that is a possibility
however considering they couldn't even bother deleting her from the patch notes when copy pasting the changes
I'm somehow doubtful they'll do just that

Not unless there's enough pushback on it which let's be honest, it's Yuubari
only die-hard Yui Ogura fans like me would ever care to raise enough stink about it
:<
I just need gold for Izumo and then I can begin Roon farm, the beginning of the end of my PR grind
I'm still at 7% on Saint louis
also frenguy said he got 7 coobz just earlier from 10hr
he's at about 520 ish coobz now
I'm pretty far along with PR
i only have izumo 
I'm pretty much 5/6, Izumo just needs gold
dam
imma go tell him so he'd become jelly
he said he's at 522 coobz rn

and that ur the scroob
lol i was kidding bout the 522 since I thought you were
there's always an starting point

bein exact, he got 527 rn
says he doesnt keep mails
0 cubes gang
wehl flexing again
smh
you coulda just done it free in that downloadmoreram site
what a pleb

i do it and its a very awsum site
hey its better than the previous one
idk where yall keep getting "cube mail" from, only cubes i ever get are from my monthly license
and for what it is i wouldnt call it a potato
sure it's a potato if i compare it to like the one you just got or whatevs but Im usually content with what I got if they work
and this one does

inb4 someone goes "Wot, SR are 12% in light? 
im not content with my place of birth
my dad tried
and he failed
cuz some war happened in some other country and the process got stalled
:pepehands:
cant even run away 
i need the gold and oil so i cant sit on my license mails lol
probably
I dont care bout news cuz no benefit to me but news like that would atleast get around in telegram if not tv and everyone and their moms uses telegram

app lol
we aint that outdated
do you still have access to it?
If you could look up in the archvies
and see what are the ways listed for obtaining her
I'm curious if light build's the only way or if she was also included in medal exchange or something
doesn't evil already have her tho
hm
idk maybe
hi ebul
just remembered vpn speed is absolutely low since a few days ago and cant download the thing as it stands
everything blocked hype
sounds about right 
almost sounds like my 'REEE REE IMMA QUIT IF I MISS A METABOTE LIKE 101" person
wtf is going on in #461381136661217283 holy crap
tho he ended up not quitting
'yada yada imma just settle for less'

he got other shit to flex bout dw
every 5 days goes in a random server being all like "harhar i am a top student in a top uni y'all plebs wasting your life talking in a discord server''

that's what i told him. dude is desperate for validation.
don't become a puppet like that. learn to pull your own strings and roll with it.
when people flex about their real life on a mobile game chatroom, they're usually chatting shit

can you really call yourself a loner when you're on discord all the time and discord involves talking to people 
queue stop nitpicking
stop nitpicking

see, I dont have to interact with people face to face in discord
i can just assume y'all are talking potatoes

I knew of a person who used to talk to potatoes
It is still fun
@cosmic pier what
he also had a habit of walking around with a broken set of headphones and a saucepan and smashing pavements



















currently skilling the china wall
