#avrora-general
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phataakari
it looks weird, but if you look at the proportions, it's just a large hand
sigh
I envy you all with your spider like digits
why is the damn trial of the sword so hard to do 
not finished yet huh yama?
l o n g hand
nope
120 shrines
just get good
but still need to activate the master sword
so close!
it only took me like an entire fucking day

like it would be helluva easier if I had my skills
especially urbosa's fury
i have pretty hands hehe
send hands

lucky
tfw the last (nonoptional) boss of a boss rush game is a weakling just there to make you question your character and his existence

I have big puffy gross unelegant fingers 
this new twitter module is such a pain in the ass
what did twitter do
let's see if it survives the weekend without dying

made a fix this morning and restarted the test

ahh how interesting
experiment time
does anyone know of this?
well k
hot
hehe *blushes
Well, it looks like we made a right mockery out of Discord and its idiotic users... How stupid do you have to be to fall for an obvious phishing website in 2019?
from the authors of that phishing website


ive been laughing at people falling for it
obvious chainmail is obvious 
obvious sketchy link is obvious
wow peachie you have deep creases 
never heard of this kawaiibot before
its a regular bot like any other
well, disregard me
my hands are tiny
“guys what are you gonna do??? :( help!!”
i too have tiny hands
yay tiny hand squad
thats ok so is yama
there are some controllers i have trouble using, because they make me stretch my thumb in uncomfortable ways
I have long fingers doe
wii u pro controller, i'm looking at you
i heard girls like guys with long fingers
or the steam controller
like I can reach the P key while having my pinkie on left Ctrl
@stuck copper send back of hand 
well ya kno, things i cannot say in this server
kawa short
I can reach to O 
best i can do is ctrl-h, and that's already uncomfortable
bro how small are you
insert lennyface

you know what nevermind
lmfao
well no I play violin 
i can bend the individual knuckle at the end of my fingers
and I used to do archery and drawing art
though I will say, violin HAS helped me become a real gamer
real gaymer
are you a gamer grill??
you right
people will yell at me for still using the usual f12 keys and what not
but I can stretch from w to f7 so take that nonviolinist gamers
its 3am im hallucinating 
F9 or bust kawa
w to f7 is too ez tho
I did it yama
middle on w 
I was going to send an image but it looked ugly since im in the dark trying to sleep
workworkworkworkwork
u can only reach to f4 with your middle on w??
ny lunch break is almost over
with my index, yes
violinist gamers reprezent
ok I can go to f6 too but its like my fingers are trying to do the splitz
the f keys are shifted
I have an old one too let me go try on it
i forgot about that
am pianist and i can only go an octave +1
jk my brother is asleep im not gonna walk in there to play with his keyboard
I can do 8 keys!
i could probably reach f5 on a regular keyboard
f1 is between 2 and 3 on blackwidows
kawa enters brother's room in middle of night 
is that an octave +1 too? hold on let me count the notes in my head 
i think sp
interesting developments
kawa!

new joycon controllers
I used to play piano but I had to stop lessons
with different colors

just teach yourself piano smh
i'm qualified to teach piano
i played piano until my family kept spam requesting me songs to play
teach me syanda!
but :effort:
also what colors yama?

for me I did group piano lessons but my partner stopped showing up
and she never returned
after a year
after i played a game in which you could go smacking people with guitars
back of hand? 
i could never look at my guitar the same
send
so I just ended up canceling because it was expensive, due to group piano lessons costing more

rip
few years later someone will come begging syanda to teach him
is mayonaise an instrument
man, i was a typical elite azn kid
and he will give him 5 side quests
before accepting him
wait this aint an mmo
nvm
god fucking damnit this dude is speaking moon runes
@dense wing neon blue and yellow
ㅇㅂㅇ
bright colors
and neon purple and orage
hot
man hands make my hands look like girl hands
not that i mind

halloween switch
dude, they always press so fucking hard, i always feel like my bones are about to break
given cal is a father I’d be very surprised 
he could actually be the mom
it's like shaking hands with the fucking hulk

i dont want to show irl stuff in here
go away
owo
uwu
my gf's hands and fingers are about the same. hers are just a little thinner.
i'm not sure who'd win in a fight
she is stronger, but i am quicker
whoever activates their anime powers first
whoever gets a weapon first
what is this
battle royale?
when there's food on the table, yes
it's not about strength and speed
it's about who has reach and who has flexibility

or who has the gun

actually hitting things with a gun is a lot harder than it looks
i can't aim for shit when it comes to handguns
It is about whether you got Rei's blessings or not

its hard to miss at point blank
unless you're an storm trooper
or xcom existence
or you're up against javelin

Not sure if he has the license to own a gun
If you and your target stand still, and you have years to aim, sure.
i'm an ex-soldier, current police officer 
A knife has great advantage at very close range
longest target I ever hit was a 3.2km moving target.
So yeah, close your distance
I did military service. I was only allowed to use rifles.
I was a tanker. qualed on service rifle and pistol. and also mounted LMG and the main cannon, of course
"The Things That I Want" by Max Payne
-
Unlimited ammo
-
License to kill
-
And more that that, I want her

@stuck copper 

Gunner-trained
what kind of tank?
How many crew members with you back then?
4-man crew, Leopard 2A4s. Later got upgraded to 2SGs, but the internals were basically the same
ooh nice
cept they took out the manual hydraulics and put in an electrical system
So, manpower loading?
Not sure if it translates properly, but I was a signaller. I sat next to a radio most of the time lol
yeah, most nations don't really trust autoloaders
A commander, a gunner, a driver and... a loader?
you want an extra guy to be the loader/radio op
only russians have autoloaders in their tanks iirc
Well, Russian tanks would beg to differ
and that's because russian tanks are fucking tiny
profile wise they're also smaller than western ones
Russian tanks have their own height limitations
crew comfort is awful on them. the russians put autoloaders not because they wanted them, but because they practically needed to.
That's why most non-Russian Western tankers won't fit
Look at "Inside the hatch" by Wargaming
because their commanders had to pull triple duty as commander, radio op and loader
It is hilarious to see Chieftain try to fit himself in a Russian tank
I've been inside some older russian tanks. would never wish it on anyone
small size honestly means jack shit with modern optics
How about inside a ship? 
inb4 cramped ships
hotracks
inb4 ships splode
hotracking is hell
I first went inside belfast when I was...6
that's an incorrect sentence
school trip there
went about four or five times more, whenever i was in london
i dont care bout the real life belfast 
not much bout the ingame one either tbh
except that she maido
Is Enty even having a real life version?
was like a 3 hour train ride from my residence, but worth it.

that enty came from my phone messing up
I didn't understand why they decided to scrap Enty
sometimes you type out a bit of an emote and select it from the list, and it throws the bit you wrote out outside the emote as well
idk why it happens but it does
I think I know what you mean lmao

He wanted to type the emoji entyheh
But accidentally press send before it was finished
They did it because they were cucks
no
if it wasnt finished the emote wouldnt be there
its a weird phenomenon
dont mind it much
Enty was scrapped b/c "no money? lmao"

Imagine being the US Navy and then scrapping Enty

At least they saved her nameplate
I think I read somewhere that they scrapped Enty because it would be cheaper to scrap her than to rebuild her. She was too damaged.
It's like welcoming home a war hero but leaving them out in the streets because it's cheaper than housing them
Wait a minute...
@cosmic pier bonk
The US already does that

Her fate is basically like Illustrious, except that the latter is an armored carrier and thus, still working after the war
@steep scarab
that's basically how it happens


Also there's the fact that she could've been bought and put into a museum or something similar but no one was able to get enough money so they got more money for selling her to scrappers
pretty much the story

"that time I was isekai'd as a museum" ~a LN by strudel
Don't you know? You can literally make an isekai out of ANYTHING these days. No matter how stupid
well...
The time I was about to get head from my uncle and then I was isekai'd into some ugly bastard's moldy socks
Am I doing this right?
if rei were to move to a first-world country

um
you're going places, lila
that time I was not burn in Iran
"that time i was born in a place that wasn't kinda crappy"
i'm not iranian. i can't just call your country shit.
Channel your inner Trump and call it a shithole

i can only call my own countries shit
and i only really know one of them
oh, great. president rei has given me permission to insult his country

The supreme leader
very
Oh supreme leader, is it a good idea to stay up until 5 AM when I have a driving lesson tomorrow morning

There are no lilas here

right. there is only one lila.
No
I'm lila |
Big difference
rei, please farm choukai for me. you have nothing to do anyway.
choke me choukai
i run mumu now
incidentally, best you dont log out of the game right now
seems we got another infinite loading menu screen
yeah im forever loading at login atm
yeah, nox doesnt want to get through the loading for me too. Good thing I didnt log off my mobile
And yeah, i wish someone would have told me sooner. Just logged out to play on my phone.
well
they did say next event is US
and given it's also going to be around EN's 1 year anni, the timing would feel right
~~watch as we get 1 year anni limited build the second the event's over
~~

They should launch it during the event, just so they can experience the salt irl
Lol
Inb4 staff gets tossed off the ship over bad rng lmao
"400 cubes, no iowa. Screw you intern!"

people form a blockade in front of the ship chanting "If you want Iowa, you gotta roll for her"


"i thought you were cool, but you're just another gacha!"
@stuck copper 
@steep scarab 

now am debating o taking another vacation to see a bote

battlefront AL
AL Ultimate Team
i mean, you like killing bosses and getting loot, right? it's basically the same, but instead of killing bosses, you kill your credit card, so what's the big deal?

Lootboxes are basically like card games
platinum cards are stronger than regular ones

beware the tail swipe

referencing 13-year-old memes 👌
euro notes contain cotton
very interesting, i know
maybe you can stitch them together and make a money suit out of them
more interesting that my life 
i dunno. you're young.
and more than half of your time was spent being a kid
not sure what you expect

getting to see the world burn 
suddenly, wearing a cotton shirt and being told "You look like a million dollars"
has a whole new sense

lul
my botes are a million dollars
How was the Buki farm for ya, Res? 
Fucking awful
tho I switched to like 2 good CLs IJN have halfway through

It made it bearable
nah, I left her so she can get some exp, otherwise I would level her literally never
Good. I was about to get onto you

some of my strongest are ijn cruisers, so it worked out for me
atago is fine smh
but, yeah, you're better off using mogami kai
Takao if you haven't got Mogami or failed to get her
CAs below 100 are just bad in general
so yeah, if you're raising them along with PR, it can be a bit of a pain
but an ijn torp CA with washing machine and an oxy is pretty neat
CAs below 100 would be fine with Beaver tag + SG Radar
Though not to the point of tankier CL
you can make them work, but you can't expect people to have the gear to make them good
They hit very hard
like
my ijn cas are pretty powerful, but that's with high-end pr gear and shit like that. that's not exactly a reasonable recommendation
CA below 100 is a glass cannon
You pretty much need washing machine or beaver to make then viable
Survivability-wise? Not always, Naka is v frail
Still better than Suffolk
Suffolk can kill fast, but can't last long
didnt use naka. too many ships to level
Jintsuu would be very frail had it been not for her skills to increase her eHP by 20%
even with her skill, she goes down fairly quickly
Still the tankiest among Sendai-class cruisers
to be fair, mine has two oxys tho
Otherwise, you shouldn't expect much from WW1 cruiser
all i see is that she's the one that tends to drop the quickest, so i put her at the center
Handle Jintsuu like a waifu and floof her 
I run max survivability Jintsuu with tools + bulge
i used to run a jintsuu with better survivability than that
tools are a good idea. they scale with her skill
CA below 100 is a glass cannon glass cannon implies that while they're fragile - they deal a ton of damage
they don't really
she wont get hurt at all if you let her stay in the docks

I speak only the truth
For Naka I run Pyoko + tools
bar some exceptions sub-100 CAs aren't "glass cannons", they just weak and underperform
and pray that torpedoes don't hit my face
that is sadly true
and the main reason why i hated CAs
but now i like them quite a lot
I am leveling Taco and Mogami
i always liked CAs even at sub 100 but im a special case so it doesnt matter 
Their barrages are so amazing when pairing together
CAs are my least favorite class even past 100
well, there was more or less only one CA that was viable, and that's minnie
which was sort of okay, since there's only one beaver anyway

We have rudder now so having only one Beaver is ok
europe login: confirmed
Rudder is great
rudder is sick
Too bad it's so annoying and random to get them
rudder and beaver on a gun CA for maximum evasion
thonk
Why do I get this feeling we might get Iowa for the 1st Year Annaversery now from those official tweet?
I flippin' called it btw 
But if I DO happen to get chosen, I'll go
b/c it sounds cool as all get out
be iranian
win ticket
make the impossible happen and leave iran
arrive in the us
get sent back home because muslim country

cry on the plane
for non-political version, replace "muslim country" with "weeb"
dw i’ll just say you’re a naval engineer sent here to manufacture boatgirls
working for elon musk
"make anime real" project
you probably wont get chosen though cuz the info sheet states that those with better access to the event will be prioritized for the premium tickets
but I live like 30 minutes away
not you silly
also it’s still during summer 
toasterstrudel lol
like a week or so before uni starts again


too far for me to go, sadly
I'm over lvl 100 so I'm active 
But buying a plane ticket to literally the other side of the country will hurt my account. But I'll do it
yuh yeet
I mean, pretty sure toast still has better access to the event than most just by the fact he's at least in the same country

road trip
true, but i thought i read that if you don't have ample travel accommodations that they are less likely to pick you, maybe i need to reread it....i kinda stopped giving a shit when i read USS Iowa since thats literally as far across the country as it can get for me lol
It states as long as you have the capability to reach it from elsewhere, you're fine
ah i did misread it
i hadnt had my coffee yet either, go figure....dont read shit before your coffee dammit
I wasn’t able to get into the AL booth even once during AX, maybe this will make up for it?
i cant function early in the morning without my coffee 
lmao
i drink exactly one, after i get up. that's it.
I think I already said that the only interest for me in such things is to meet people and I'm not the most social person, so 
i have a 16oz thermos that i bring my coffee to work in so it stays warm all day, since im slow at drinking it. although i usually drink half by 10
you not going to ever meet me
there's only a single person on the whole server who even able to meet me and even then I doubt as, read above, anti social

@tough burrow its okay, we'll be your antisocial friends
just go with it
who needs friends when I have anime
ackchually the proper term is asocial, being antisocial means you’re against society
/s
ye
I'm against society to be around me

not sure if antisocial or just bitter
nah, just edgy rei
no u
ye me
rei

humans have done me wronk
who makes your anime?
why die when you can just look at lewds instead?
what
it's objectively better
so wouldnt the simple solution just be that you die and everyone else can stay alive?
@steep scarab

@stuck copper 

no need for someone to draw lewds or make anime when everyone along with me has burnt along with the world tho

but
can we bonk rei?
poot, can i steal your pfp?
⚒
@stuck copper sent it to your dm
There are no lewds in heaven either

heaven is one big lewd 
so that's when you are willing to put in all the effort, but not now? 
i assume heaven is one big tiddie bar

but everything's on the house
just have what smol bits of fun I can and get ready for the last part
Electric Boogaloo
or what if this is iran 2 and you're already in hell after dying in iran 1? 
i never expected all this shit here when I was born but i'd be expecting all of what im gonna get in hell

TIL you’re from Iran
A lot of good profs I know are from there

fun fact
childhood friend of mine is a dentist over here
came from iran
yeah yeah quite a buncha people bust outta here and go grab a name for emselves n all that
gotta run away from here 
imma get outta here and be known as the guy who nuked the world
pls
iran aint a gilded cage
if only I was as badass as majiboi

so Ibuki reached dev level 15 with all the bps I got not really wanting them
Izumo is almost 16
Sanrui still 14

honk honk
Roon got to 16 immediately from left over BPs that I got from projects 
Tuna strudel
Speaking of PR
I tryharded everyone, then I got to Roon
but everyone except roon are easy
Then she sat at 0 exp and continues to do so


how can you "tryhard" them
I completed Izumo on accident by just farming 1:1 in D2
the only reason why I had problems with Ibuki is cos I insisted on not using my 115 Mug
"on accident"
ye
finish each phase in a day i guess
I mean I forgot I was even farming for her
I was just using Nagato
and then Izumo was done in like 3 days

guy who was like "imma quit if I miss a metabote (namely u101)" suddenly decided he gonna just stop rolling and keep playing @stuck copper


101 is meta bote?
"meta breaking sub" is what the metaslaves call her
u101 is ridiculously beastly in the sub world
~another person


ur dumb, but you do you
overworld doesnt eat oil

alba
only the best can enter and survive
is legit good
even discord cant handle their greatness
I never saw a reason to use Akaga, doesn't mean they're bad
having subs around is pretty nice for bringing underlevelled botes to higher maps
they quite help 
also we all know the best sub is 56 and she refused to come to me
you can chunk off 20% of enemy hp for a whopping 0 oil
they can ease the difficulty curve a bit
I'm referring to actually using them
and they help with 0-ammo fights
Since any sub can do that just by existing
if they happen to have any left
best sub i56 +1
subs saved my ass from dying more than once, so I refuse to ever agree they're bad
you know those shitty 3* BB fleets nobody wants to do? bring subs. they work.
Like I said
I'm referring to actually using them
it's like 20-oil "come destroy everything" red button
i use them for fun, tbh
But also
Never said they're bad
pressing that button and seeing the screen flooded in torps is nice
Not using =/= bad
Very different words
I'm talking about actually using them as well

I mean you can also call em in if your botes are critical hp
you can just pull back and let em handle the shit

you don't need to press the button all the time
Can we at least get something to affection farm them with pls
just keep some levelled around for w13 incase some magic happens and they dont pamper EN with nerfs again


but they can make the difference between dying on low hp and surviving
especially on high worlds
if they were needed people would cry about how "they're mandatory"
smh
I mean I wouldn't mind that if stuff for them could be farmed honestly

No I mean the only main complaint about them is the time it takes to do stuff with them
sos missions is helping me do my dailies and weeklies while stocking up 
I'm not talking about you now, but I've seen so many people being idiots like
subs are useless and don't do anything
V
have you tried farming equipment on them?
V
Why would I waste my time farming equipment on useless subs

not talking about you, as I said
Well, it's fine to not use them
Too many botes to level
tfw you are almost commander level 100 and still at sos signal 4

with no good sub gear
chuckles i’m in danger
Lol
I-19 
As I used example before:
I don't use Akaga either, but I don't think they're useless, just nothing requires me to go out of my way to use ships I dislike
its ok I never got her either
gay
i don't like raising and gearing subs. it feels tedious and unrewarding. once you reach a certain point though (and they're finally getting good), they are pretty neat and nice to have around.
get a room


wehl
i just said
i dont
I never got her
I do not
ye dumass
Why won’t she come home

I have u-81 though
chance is below 1%. not gonna roll on that
just wait for centaur 
The only way I'll roll on it

Is for this
put her in event pool and we're talking
I want U-47
Because favourite sub
well centaur aint gonna exactly be an event pool
just a rateup on her in special build and then she gets left in special 

subs should be getting added to limited after u47 hits as I mentioned before
centaur hits > tries to do special builds to get both centaur and special build subs
gets centaur first build
insert pikachusurprised face
i wish you could summon them anywhere. leave the hunting range for debuffs
Due to them needing to actually be in combat
I was planning to make my sub fleet mainly IJN but
just get a w3 sos and farm ambushes with em
since a certain someone won’t come home
ez gg
Imagine beating arp in pvp
forgot sos dont get ambushes
i19 aint even in my list of favourite subs lul
incoming angeri i19 lover noises

I like the fact you can bring just U-47 as a decent bote just on her own when you want to save oil but have some decent sub memes
i dont want a bote on my butt every other second wanting me to praise her
im too ded inside for that

@last kiln : if it were any other person saying “Imagine not getting I-19” I’d probably think along big brain tactics... but considering it’s you, idk.
who's 168?
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