avrora-general

[dense wing]

@grand dew I cannot lift myself

[glad marsh]

Yeah.

Nothing wrong with being a Tentaquan.

[grand dew]

[dense wing]

ive never done a successful pull up

[wintry sonnet]

I'm not even that fat tho

[dense wing]

im a fragile lady

[wintry sonnet]

I'm just big boned

[glad marsh]

Yeah yeah meatball.

[stuck copper]

Inb4 aquan big smoke

[dense wing]

aquan is sans undertale?

[wintry sonnet]

I'm ok with that

[stuck copper]

Oh

[dense wing]

[wintry sonnet]

Sans's pretty cool

[cosmic pier]

[wintry sonnet]

stahp

[grand dew]

[cosmic pier]

guess im not playing xiv tonight

[dense wing]

lots of people!

[wintry sonnet]

that's sad

[dense wing]

eugh I just sneezed like 80 times

[wintry sonnet]

lemme play you the song of my people

[grand dew]

its ok, just hang around dgen lane

[wintry sonnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/516515308509593611/593533321967960064/z23_boku_to_koi_suru_ponkotsu_akuma_and_etc_drawn_by_memorii_memory_0w0__0b3bd05e2c8984a0e252d16e489.gif

[cosmic pier]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/577656537653313566/592660491197874176/ayanami_javelin_laffey_and_z23_boku_to_koi_suru_ponkotsu_akuma_and_etc_drawn_by_memorii_memory_0w0__.gif

[dense wing]

[cosmic pier]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/519588705275609088/591626473408954420/D9gQX7EU4AEVVz7.gif

[stuck copper]

Of all starters, only javelin pouts like that

[dense wing]

laffey doesnt even seem like she can breathe correctly just being in her room

[cosmic pier]

[wintry sonnet]

oh, it's a cannon whistle

for some reason I thought it was a banana

[grand dew]

laffey gets her air thru those cola drink

[cosmic pier]

huh

[dense wing]

[cosmic pier]

oh the laffy

[dense wing]

good point hyuon

[wintry sonnet]

yea

[cosmic pier]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/525023401987932185/545650740052361216/asdasdafr.gif

[grand dew]

[wintry sonnet]

Wasted flex tape reference

[cosmic pier]

ur a wasted flex tape reference

[wintry sonnet]

no u

[cosmic pier]

damn

[wintry sonnet]

gotim

[glad marsh]

Wait.

You're telling me.

[cosmic pier]

good thing I got my no u armor on

[glad marsh]

Laffey could win a burping contest?

[cosmic pier]

[glad marsh]

[wintry sonnet]

too bad my no u has armor piercing

[glad marsh]

Wait.

Holy crap.

That's Rei.

I'm out of here.

[cosmic pier]

yes hi

its me

ok bye

have fun

[stuck copper]

[glad marsh]

Just kidding baby degenerate.

[stuck copper]

Hot

[dense wing]

lewd

[stuck copper]

Lewd is good

[dense wing]

bad

[glad marsh]

You know.

[stuck copper]

[glad marsh]

Sometimes lewds are good for your heart.

[grand dew]

good for the mind

[glad marsh]

Also if you consider sexual health as a thing, probably that too.

NOW SEND LEWDS.

[ornate mantle]

I am so excited.

For AX now.

I was before.

[dense wing]

weirdo!

[grand dew]

come over to my candy van

[ornate mantle]

But now I'm double so.

[glad marsh]

You're a weirdo.

[dense wing]

im excited for the panel!

[ornate mantle]

It makes me even more pissed.

[dense wing]

[ornate mantle]

That I can't spend as much due to getting crashed into.

[stuck copper]

Sad

at the panel hamm is gonna call the police on u

[dense wing]

I did not vote on any of the voice lines tbh

[stuck copper]

Why

[dense wing]

but I did not know she voiced hammann!

[stuck copper]

I did

[dense wing]

because im not interested

so I decided to not mess up any of the votes

and let people who really want them to vote instead

[stuck copper]

Shame

[glad marsh]

It's only one vote a rather large amount.

[grand dew]

i hope those daki's are at least reasonably priced..

and not $100 usd

[glad marsh]

Not even a marginal percentage.

[wintry sonnet]

I voted for a Columbia line

[dense wing]

I think they are in a lootbox with acrylics

[wintry sonnet]

but not the line that got through

[stuck copper]

Oh that's a lootbox only thing

[dense wing]

I hope they give me the not daki

[cosmic pier]

lemme guess you voted for the sock line but it didnt go thru

[wintry sonnet]

yup

fucking normies

[stuck copper]

If you get the daki can I have it

[dense wing]

[stuck copper]

[grand dew]

yeah says its purple box with no price..

[cosmic pier]

i know aquan too much for my own good

[dense wing]

for money you can

[grand dew]

[dense wing]

I do not want any dakis

[stuck copper]

How much

[wintry sonnet]

what if it's a non-lewd daki

those exist

[dense wing]

yes!

any!

[wintry sonnet]

on one side at least

[stuck copper]

[dense wing]

how much the lootbox is thats how much

+shipping

[wintry sonnet]

it's not a lootbox

it's a surprise mechanic

[cosmic pier]

a pleasant one

[dense wing]

oh no

[wintry sonnet]

get your terms correct

smh

[stuck copper]

Alright

[dense wing]

okay ea

[stuck copper]

Time to start raising funds

[dense wing]

[wintry sonnet]

"Why did you murder that man"
"It's not murder, it's a surprise funeral"

[grand dew]

at least you know what you can get and its not digital merch

[stuck copper]

[wintry sonnet]

comparing digital lootboxes to kinder eggs

JustEAThings

[stuck copper]

I hope EA knows that kinder eggs were banned in the US

[grand dew]

but not in canada

[dense wing]

but we still have the ones with toys inside

[grand dew]

[dense wing]

they just have a different name

and its separated so you wont choke n die

[stuck copper]

American children

[wintry sonnet]

Uh.... what were they called again

the ones that come with that triangle spooon thing

that you're supposed to scoop with

[stuck copper]

[wintry sonnet]

except it doesnt work cause it's ass

Kinder Joy, that's the one

[dense wing]

triangle spoon sounds like a bad spoon

[stuck copper]

Yeah

[wintry sonnet]

it's the worst

especially if you have big hands

bloody thing's the size of your nail

[cosmic pier]

yaoi hands

[stuck copper]

[wintry sonnet]

mister, I dont think I like your attitude

[cosmic pier]

same

[wintry sonnet]

what the fuck

that's an actual thing?

[cosmic pier]

ya

[wintry sonnet]

Thanks Rei, now I have to know THAT shit exists

[glad marsh]

What the hell is that?!

[cosmic pier]

yw

[glad marsh]

Disgusting salad finger ass thing.

[grand dew]

slender hands

[dense wing]

yes its an actual thing

yaoi hands are hands bigger than their whole ass skull

heard of yaoi chin though?

[glad marsh]

What.

[wintry sonnet]

not sure if want

[cosmic pier]

think aqu got traumatized

also

[glad marsh]

WHAT THE FUCK.

[dense wing]

yaoi chin is a very LONG and sharp chin

[ornate mantle]

I'm so hyped.

[cosmic pier]

do we add being a fujoshi to the list of the stuff kawa is

azu I think you're on repeat

[wintry sonnet]

so Lenin had yaoi chin?

[dense wing]

whats that?

[cosmic pier]

[wintry sonnet]

[ornate mantle]

I am on repeat.

[glad marsh]

Fujoshi meant something like

Trash girl.

In Japanese.

[ornate mantle]

My mind is preparing for the moment I have that Daki in hand.

[dense wing]

oh

[glad marsh]

I don't remember specifically what it was.

But those girls usually love BL.

[ornate mantle]

Fujoshi?

[dense wing]

I do not I do not read manga or watch anime

[ornate mantle]

That's what it was called.

[stuck copper]

i have a fujoshi friend. she's cool tho.

[glad marsh]

They're like the female version of otakus.

[cosmic pier]

i mean

[wintry sonnet]

female fans who enjoy any media works or fanworks with romantic relationships between men

[cosmic pier]

grills can be otakus too

[wintry sonnet]

or girls for short

[stuck copper]

eh, they're hardly any creepier than your average degen dude in here

[dense wing]

yep!

[cosmic pier]

[glad marsh]

There ya go.

[wintry sonnet]

osoi

[cosmic pier]

hayai

[dense wing]

well then not fujoshi

[glad marsh]

I know a fujoshi who's always harassing me.

[dense wing]

well, it says enjoy

[wintry sonnet]

try not to mistake it with fundoshi

[dense wing]

maybe I am? if its a good romance story I will watch either gender pairs

[wintry sonnet]

which is also something to do with male crotch but less lewd

[dense wing]

but I very much prefer hetero romance

[glad marsh]

[cosmic pier]

time to farm and upgrade your 138mms before they fix the price

[wintry sonnet]

brb buying the gun

oh, JB's gun has the same thing going on

[stuck copper]

didnt notice. just spammed them to +10.

[glad marsh]

[wintry sonnet]

... ok

must be a really dry news season

no pun intended

[sour crescent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/513278535671087106/593196123297153040/aBx77V1_700b.png

[glad marsh]

Man these people take fictional works seriously.

[wintry sonnet]

I'm somewhat worried how quickly you posted that

almost like you were waiting for someone to say no pun intended

[sour crescent]

I was sent that by a friend earlier today

I had it on hand

[glad marsh]

INTEND YOUR PUNS, YOU PUNNY WEAKLING.

[cosmic pier]

sorry i cant hiryuu

[sour crescent]

[glad marsh]

That was repulsive of you.

[cosmic pier]

siriusly?

[ornate mantle]

I get there in time to snag the Vestal X Enty Daki.
I hope it doesn't sell out before I get there.

[glad marsh]

God damn it, I hate how Rei is almost at the same wavelength.

[ornate mantle]

I hope*

[glad marsh]

[cosmic pier]

lul

[wintry sonnet]

Sol rei OTP

[cosmic pier]

no u

[glad marsh]

Yes u

Fu

[sour crescent]

[ornate mantle]

[cosmic pier]

sou

[wintry sonnet]

sou desu ne

[dense wing]

[sour crescent]

[glad marsh]

ソルですね。

[cosmic pier]

cease your runes

[wintry sonnet]

Did you just cast Magic Missile

[glad marsh]

ㅈㄴ 미치겠다.

：kek:

[cosmic pier]

nice emote

[dense wing]

ルウン

[ornate mantle]

@dense wing @stuck copper : Let's get HYPPPPPPPPPEEEEEED>

[cosmic pier]

kawa

[dense wing]

[cosmic pier]

you know what you have to do

bulli azu irl

[dense wing]

[ornate mantle]

[dense wing]

I am bonking him abt the daki

[glad marsh]

Bulli him so hard, he becomes a maso.

[cosmic pier]

what if he already is

[ornate mantle]

Oh, I already accept the bonking.

[wintry sonnet]

pretty sure he already is

[glad marsh]

HE'S ALREADY A MASO

[ornate mantle]

Complimenting me won't get you anywhere.

[dense wing]

[ornate mantle]

[cosmic pier]

omae wa mou maso

[wintry sonnet]

scolding him on the other hand

[glad marsh]

[ornate mantle]

[glad marsh]

💥 @ornate mantle

[ornate mantle]

@glad marsh

[glad marsh]

[cosmic pier]

are you just shooting at a wall

[ornate mantle]

Sol got KO'd though.

SO hard that he got blown into another line.

[wintry sonnet]

looks from here like he sidestepped

[cosmic pier]

he got kazuma'd

[glad marsh]

[ornate mantle]

[glad marsh]

Little did you know that life is just suffering and those dakis you so are tempted to buy are only a temporal satisfaction for your so unsatisfying life style.

[ornate mantle]

God I can't get over how that Enty X Vestal Daki was literally made for me.

My passed two weeks have been utter shit.

[wintry sonnet]

pretty sure there's more than 1 copy tho

[sour crescent]

@glad marsh All 8 of my Daki's are going to fill that emptiness

[ornate mantle]

And this brightens my life by just a little.

I'm making this AX an AL fest.

Probably only gonna aim for AL merch.

[glad marsh]

HOW FILLED ARE YOU? TELL ME.

[ornate mantle]

More filled than you.

[glad marsh]

ARE YOU FILLED TO YOUR HEART'S CONTE-

Kawa, lift 120kgs.

And bonk this worm.

[ornate mantle]

No Kawa, don't bonk me with 120kgs worth of power.

I'll quite literally perish.

[glad marsh]

Turn him flat.

[ornate mantle]

But I'm a guy;

I'm already flat.

[cosmic pier]

what if you have manbewbs

[wintry sonnet]

what if thicc

[ornate mantle]

We shall see.

For the video reveal of me getting bonked into the 5th dimension.

[cosmic pier]

https://imgur.com/tMFMSA8

[ornate mantle]

Bonked so hard my grandkids will feel it.

[cosmic pier]

grandkids

[ornate mantle]

[stuck copper]

Can you even get married?

[ornate mantle]

Yeah.

[cosmic pier]

azu aint the only person on repeat today

[glad marsh]

"I'll hug your rope"

[cosmic pier]

shush

[ornate mantle]

I’ll be on repeat until I get that daki

And then I’ll change repeats to “Holy shit this Daki is a goddamn gift from god.”

Here’s my TO BUY list.

And that’s all I really want from AX

Really NSFW for this chat.

Basically it’s fucking amazing.

Lemme send

[wintry sonnet]

rather than jibril daki

how bout we get the fkin season 2

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

[stuck copper]

YE

WHERE TF IS SEASON 2

[grand dew]

nah you get a movie sequel

[wintry sonnet]

but season 1 is movie's sequel technically

no

the movie was a prequel to season 1

[grand dew]

right ?

[wintry sonnet]

it's ok, they got games to unload now

[glad marsh]

Loli Jibril though.

[wintry sonnet]

[glad marsh]

[ornate mantle]

Yeah.

[stuck copper]

Ooh

8 hour Louis project

[desert harness]

pog

[near wasp]

[verbal obsidian]

hello fellow degenerates

[errant burrow]

[stuck copper]

I was thinking of training again in swordfighting

@ornate mantle @dense wing Are we meeting up

[dense wing]

yes!

I'd like to at least

[cosmic pier]

kawa wants to help azu in buying his dakis

[stuck copper]

kawa gonna

everyone

[dense wing]

bet

[errant burrow]

bonk

[dense wing]

[desert harness]

[errant burrow]

Phones at 30%. Let's see how long it last

[cosmic pier]

cant bonk people if you're busy getting bullied

[sour crescent]

Stay Hydrated Chat

[cosmic pier]

no

u

[solar fjord]

coffee to keep me hydrated during the xiv grind

[errant burrow]

Got my water

[ornate mantle]

@dense wing @stuck copper : of course.

Unless something happens, I’m 100% there my dude

[verbal obsidian]

im always thirsty @sour crescent

[ornate mantle]

I’m drinking Powerade. Getting all my shit packed up for the trip to LA.

[stuck copper]

I’m somewhat local, but I’m waking up at 2 am on Saturday

Want to leave by 4-5 am to beat LA traffic

Probably going to drink a lot of coffee just in case

sounds exciting

[cosmic pier]

pfff

I could leave off with 3 free dock slots easily

just git gud

[ornate mantle]

@last kiln : do it, having 400 feels good

[solar fjord]

what Powerade flavour

blue is good

but purple best drank

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

wew

das old

[cosmic pier]

ur old

[stuck copper]

I am

[cosmic pier]

@dense wing be like:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/293341623931240448/594658171033878528/image0.png

[errant burrow]

Ao-Chan. I need to catch up on that one. I've been slacking on it. Plus it's only 12 minutes so I have no excuse

[cosmic pier]

lol

[dense wing]

you're right!

[cosmic pier]

no

Im ryght

[stuck copper]

protecc ao chan

[errant burrow]

Yama, I'd imagine you'll be like her dad when you get to that age

[cosmic pier]

meanwhile this is @ornate mantle
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/293341623931240448/594658543248998424/image0.png

[stuck copper]

heh

HEH

[cosmic pier]

[dense wing]

ewwwww

whaaaat

this sounds like an anime I'd feel attacked by

[cosmic pier]

lul

[stuck copper]

The gym is scary

[cosmic pier]

you feel attacked by anything

[stuck copper]

Well there's a bunch of buff Hispanic dudes in there and it's intimidating

On the plus side I finally went

[dense wing]

im a buff hispanic dude

[errant burrow]

No, you're a Kawa

A kiwiakari

[stuck copper]

Buff Hispanic dudes aren't lolicons

[dense wing]

kiwiakari race rise up

but hispanic women are almost always short

[stuck copper]

Also I went to the spa after going to the gym and uh

Some massive dongs in there Jesus

[errant burrow]

[dense wing]

I thought you said

dogs

and

sigh

[errant burrow]

Dogs need relaxation as well

[stuck copper]

Asians are a prime example of why hyper speccing in one stat is bad

[dense wing]

I was like "why are there dogs at the spa?"

[stuck copper]

Big ol Int stat but puny looks and body stat

Dog spas exist

[dense wing]

thats called a groomer!

[stuck copper]

No

It's called a dog spa

[warm epoch]

Wait what

Lila goes into spa and spots massive dongs?

[stuck copper]

Uh, yeah?

People don't know how to cover up properly

[dense wing]

are u in america?

[warm epoch]

No, I mean was that first thing you notics?

[stuck copper]

Look

[warm epoch]

My sports spa area is just naked old men

[dense wing]

if u are in america, I understand the "dont cover up properly"

[warm epoch]

[stuck copper]

When I'm in a sauna napping and I open my eyes and the first thing I see is some fucker who isn't covering their nethers with a towel walk in

I'm in Mexico

[cosmic pier]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/344914549406695424/479269777685086208/20180802_001643.jpg

[warm epoch]

Oh lol

[dense wing]

ahh

how cool!

[stuck copper]

How hot, actually

[dense wing]

bruh

[stuck copper]

Humid af here

[warm epoch]

I mean in america no one really cares when in the spa

[stuck copper]

[warm epoch]

I swear, I never go there

[stuck copper]

Really?

[warm epoch]

Yeah

[dense wing]

lila whenever I go to the sauna, old very very OLD women do not cover up either

[stuck copper]

When I go to spas in America all the dudes are skittish af

[warm epoch]

My spa is old dudes who are just naked

[stuck copper]

Like they stare at me

[warm epoch]

And they don't bring anything

[dense wing]

women saunas are the worst

[stuck copper]

Some ching chong teen walk in and they're like shuffling with 2 towels, one for dick and the other for their ass

[warm epoch]

lol

[stuck copper]

It's p funny

[warm epoch]

Wtf

Wait 2 towels?

[stuck copper]

Women saunas sound bad but

Wrinkly old ballsack and hairy ass is worse than saggy

[warm epoch]

LMAO

Stop

I don't wanna imagine that

[stuck copper]

THE FUCKING GRANDPAS GIVE 0 SHITS I S2G

[warm epoch]

Ik

And then they just talk while in the spa

[glad marsh]

They lived long enough to give a single nut.

[stuck copper]

I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR 1 INCH RAISIN DICK

[glad marsh]

[warm epoch]

And you can't even sit there or it's weird

@glad marsh Exactly

Which makes it awkward when you enter the spas

[stuck copper]

At least the guys in the spa were pretty hot

No old people

[glad marsh]

I bet you all are like...

[stuck copper]

[glad marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/391123243890638850/594654259786547230/WhatTheFuckAmIDoing.gif

[dense wing]

[glad marsh]

[warm epoch]

pretty much does it

But I don't walk in there anymore

or the showers

[stuck copper]

[glad marsh]

You get used to it.

[stuck copper]

On the plus side

[glad marsh]

Grow old enough and you'll understand how it feels to be buttnaked.

[stuck copper]

It was empty for a solid hour

[glad marsh]

[stuck copper]

I have no qualms being naked but like

Courtesy is a thing

you definitely give less of a shit when you're older

[warm epoch]

[dense wing]

yeah definitely

[stuck copper]

or you do it to annoy people

and have fun with it

[warm epoch]

2 types of people

[stuck copper]

Sweat is fucking gross

[warm epoch]

[glad marsh]

I mean, I washed people's back in a sauna before.

[warm epoch]

What

[glad marsh]

Since you know.

[stuck copper]

I was rinsing my hair out and i opened my mouth to breathe and a whole bunch of salty water just rushed in

[glad marsh]

My parents were like

[stuck copper]

[glad marsh]

Show respect to your elders.

[warm epoch]

I don't think america does that

[dense wing]

people wouldnt look at my wrinkly body the same way they would when im in my 20's so I know I would also give much less of a shit when im old and my skin is 1 layer

[warm epoch]

or do they?

[stuck copper]

I mean

[glad marsh]

Yeah definitely not America.

[dense wing]

we do not

[stuck copper]

i did an internship at a retirement home. i've seen everything.

It's not really an American thing

[warm epoch]

I mean I could see that in some asian country

[dense wing]

americans do not have a thing about respecting elders

[warm epoch]

But america? hell no

[stuck copper]

Basically at least 70% of our population doesn't teach respect

[glad marsh]

You become a frigging wallnut and everybody likes wallnuts.

[dense wing]

the most we do is be respectful when interacting with them and let them go ahead of us for everything

[stuck copper]

White people respecting elders

[warm epoch]

I'm asian

[dense wing]

in line for food? people let the elders first

[warm epoch]

[stuck copper]

Same and I hate it

[dense wing]

though it always varies by state

[glad marsh]

You trash talked an elder? You get beat.

[warm epoch]

[stuck copper]

You do anything that isn't bow down and you get beat lmao

[dense wing]

an elder trash talks you? just take it bro

[stuck copper]

to be fair, some elders are like "get the fuck away from there. i'm old. this is mine." lmao

[warm epoch]

I just tell my grandma shes young

[stuck copper]

An elder spits on you? Thank him

[warm epoch]

Then I get free mangoes

[stuck copper]

My grandma calls me like every 3 days like

"hey you want some food?"

[warm epoch]

but I also gain like 10 pounds of weight

N0

n0

[stuck copper]

Oh.

[warm epoch]

Not like that

[stuck copper]

[warm epoch]

You sick fuck

[stuck copper]

I'm a sick fuck I like a quick fuck (woo)

[warm epoch]

I also get called 3 times a day by my grandma

At the most random times too

[stuck copper]

[warm epoch]

It pains me

I tell you

[stuck copper]

It really shouldn't, she'll only be here to call for so long

[warm epoch]

it really be like that

But I get called at really bad times

[glad marsh]

The scary part is when your grandparents forget your name.

[warm epoch]

I got a brother

I now own his name

and he has mine

[stuck copper]

[warm epoch]

My grandparents switch our names

[stuck copper]

https://twitter.com/JonLemire/status/1144928536156762113?s=19

Jonathan Lemire (@JonLemire)

In Seoul, Trump and senior staff meet with President Moon and, unexpectedly, the star K-pop boy band Exo

Retweets

26884

Likes

23911

Twitter

[warm epoch]

Then i just go along with it

Also i have 3 grandparents

One white side and one asian

[glad marsh]

ㅈㄴ 미친 ㅅㅂ새끼 ㅋㅋ.

[stuck copper]

우유

[warm epoch]

What

[stuck copper]

Crazy bitch (?)
Milk

[warm epoch]

Lemme pull up google translate

brb

[stuck copper]

I just gave sort of translation

[warm epoch]

Oh

Milk

Is it weird to drink it for all 3 meals?

[glad marsh]

ぎゅにゅ

[stuck copper]

Yea

Very, very weird

[warm epoch]

[glad marsh]

Depends.

If you really like milk.

[warm epoch]

I do

[glad marsh]

Everyone is weird on their own accord.

Not like I'm one to judge.

[stuck copper]

Did you know men can lactate

[warm epoch]

yeah

[stuck copper]

It's kinda hot

[warm epoch]

[glad marsh]

lila, you're scary.

[warm epoch]

I'm gonna leave that to you

[glad marsh]

[stuck copper]

What did I do

[warm epoch]

Nothing

[glad marsh]

You know all these weird facts.

[warm epoch]

[stuck copper]

[glad marsh]

And you find these peculiar things hot.

[stuck copper]

It isn't common knowledge?

[warm epoch]

Wait

Did I miss more stuff

Didn't lila wanna be a doormat

Or was that someone else

[stuck copper]

As a half joke

[warm epoch]

[stuck copper]

Time to grind ig

[cosmic pier]

are you using discord light

[stuck copper]

I hope I can get Jean Bart tomorrow

[warm epoch]

Thats what people see when they use discord light

heh

I got 2 jean barts

from 20 cubes

Is she good though?

@stuck copper

[stuck copper]

Suck my dick

Yeah she is

Sort of

[warm epoch]

I want Massachusetts

[stuck copper]

Same

[solar fjord]

almost 200 cubes and no mass

[stuck copper]

Ack

I had to use an electric razor since I forgot shaving gel and it feels awful

Holy shit these maps are fucking massive

[cosmic pier]

kek

just luccsacc

[solar fjord]

[stuck copper]

i'm definitely getting one. not sure about two.

if i end up having enough oil, i'll drop the points and go for sirens.

[cosmic pier]

just gimme a place in your basement and I'll farm for you

[stuck copper]

Cutie

[warm epoch]

[steep scarab]

[stuck copper]

What fucking brainlet came around and decided "hey you guys need genitals to reproduce" and then make the genitals gross as fuck

Why are dicks so ugly

[dense wing]

the same could be questioned about females

its necessary to reproduce, but you dont need it to live, if u hate it so much dont make it a main focus in ur life

[stuck copper]

Why is this convo allowed

[lament flower]

It hasnt gone south yet

[stuck copper]

That raises the question

Why do we even need to reproduce

Why can't we just split into 2

[warm bluff]

genetic diversity

[stuck copper]

Tell that to the South

lmayo

oof'd

Synd is back

[brittle ravine]

This is odd

[stuck copper]

Huh

[ornate mantle]

“Why do we even need to reproduce”

[steep scarab]

[ornate mantle]

Whew

[stuck copper]

5/15 on 138gun

I learned something interesting today

Do you want to hear

[ornate mantle]

Not really.

But you’ll probably tell us anyways.

[stuck copper]

Why would I if you said no

[ornate mantle]

Because I’m sure you’re exploding to tell someone if you’re asking to tell everyone on the internet.

[stuck copper]

No, not really

Because this chat isn't everyone on the internet

[ornate mantle]

[stuck copper]

Besides

Assumptions are bad to make, you should really consider these things before you type

[ornate mantle]

Assumptions aren’t bad to make though.

[tough burrow]

I'm embarrassed it took me so long to realize
lila is just another account of Rei

[ornate mantle]

[stuck copper]

[tough burrow]

This whole dialog sounded like something Rei would say with being too exact with words

[stuck copper]

[ornate mantle]

Basically he learned from Rei.

[stuck copper]

[ornate mantle]

Molded, if you will.

[stuck copper]

[ornate mantle]

God this emote is just the best thing.

[stuck copper]

It's like but better

sure lila what did u want to tell us

Well I was going to but Azu made me feel bad

just say it anyway

I don't think I will

I might just not speak again

[ornate mantle]

Just don’t feel bad tbh.

[stuck copper]

Azu.

[verbal obsidian]

azu the bully smh

[ornate mantle]

@stuck copper

@verbal obsidian

[sour crescent]

Stay Hydrated chat

[stuck copper]

[steep scarab]

👀

bullies?

[dense wing]

too many

[stuck copper]

@dense wing @steep scarab

[carmine coyote]

Roon: What did I miss?

[steep scarab]

you missed nothing

but bullies

[solar fjord]

[carmine coyote]

Also reminded of this now

[steep scarab]

[sour crescent]

Meanwhile in our world Restart Bulli's Kawa

[steep scarab]

boolis

[sour crescent]

@steep scarab

[verbal obsidian]

boobies

[carmine coyote]

Zeppy is really a girl of culture here

[dense wing]

too bad that will make u fat le malin

smh

[sour crescent]

According to all known laws of Naval Science ship girls can not get fat, their Metabolism is too fast and their thighs are too thicc

[dense wing]

thicc thighs are fat thighs

[sour crescent]

I couldn't think of anything else to replace the phrase "Their wings are too small and bodies are too fat"

You know from the Bee movie thing

[carmine coyote]

Why must everyone bully Zuikaku

[cosmic pier]

why not

[carmine coyote]

[cosmic pier]

[winged crag]

gimme le malin

[stuck copper]

same

[sour crescent]

Stay Hydrated Chat

[stuck copper]

[carmine coyote]

Give me JB Weld already

[tough burrow]

Stay Hydrated Chat Don't tell me what to do

[sour crescent]

Fine then

Get dehydrated

[cosmic pier]

live

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/466250908682944522/594878287222931459/73226791.gif?width=376&height=376

[tough burrow]

bulli

[cosmic pier]

no u

[errant burrow]

Can I bulli the Restart as well?

[stuck copper]

just call him Restard

original i know

[cosmic pier]

that one screenshot that gets sent over and over but on one cares bout™

[stuck copper]

because life's good

[errant burrow]

Do all 3 HM runs
Get nothing but blue BPs
Thanks W-8

[cosmic pier]

gg

[sour crescent]

Do no HM

Get no BPs

Thanks Laziness

[errant burrow]

I gotta get those BPs for Emile

[sour crescent]

I have enough already

💪

[cosmic pier]

have enough but farm more anyway

[errant burrow]

Yeah, I can never have enough

I'm too greedy

[cosmic pier]

I compared doing hm to something like brushing my teeth

dont wanna be assed to do it but do it anyway

[stuck copper]

plus w/ clearing mode it's just autoing one boss

[errant burrow]

One thing I never keep up w/ though is chip daily

[stuck copper]

yeah would be nice if it gave more gold

[cosmic pier]

its still 1k gold a day

and if you tryhard it can be done with 30 oil total

[stuck copper]

but who wants to manual kappa

[cosmic pier]

I mean its not even that much manualling

it is but you just let the game run on manual

then do 2 taps when 2 airstrikes are ready

done

can afk for 50 seconds before that happens

[stuck copper]

torp fleet takes 2 seconds of work

[cosmic pier]

but that requires paying attention to the game

:drakeno:

[stuck copper]

no, you just move in, tap torp, win

[cosmic pier]

much effort

[stuck copper]

6 seconds is way better than your 150 seconds, imo

[cosmic pier]

150 seconds

[stuck copper]

well theyre ur numbers

that's not the important part. the important part is: 6 seconds > your shit

i spend more time in loading screens than i do running chip missions

i wish this game had auto-scrap

[stuck copper]

Morning, everyone

[warm epoch]

Morn

[cosmic pier]

mom

[stuck copper]

[sour crescent]

Sup Apple

[wintry sonnet]

when you want to buy dock expansion, then notice your gem count

donate me 1 gem pls

[cosmic pier]

no

[wintry sonnet]

I think I'm getting bamboozled

this pops up right after I said this

[cosmic pier]

wow

heckin luccsacc

[wintry sonnet]

implying it's gonna proc

[cosmic pier]

guy I know got like 110 from 2 of those today

[wintry sonnet]

now that you mention

I dont think I've ever seen this commision before

just realised it's an 8 hour

pretty sure I only ever got 2 and 4 hour ones

[cosmic pier]

cause its the level 90 one and its pretty rare

[wintry sonnet]

well, this is gonna be a fun 8 hour wait

[cosmic pier]

wait the whole 8 hours

while not doing anything else

true anticipation

[wintry sonnet]

8 hours wait to find out if I have to buy a 1$ gem pack

[ornate mantle]

Wait a sec, lmao

You can win a car?

[cosmic pier]

yes

but good luck driving it around

[stuck copper]

Model car I believe

[dense wing]

dont know if its a car

or a model toy car

guess we’ll find out

[stuck copper]

I’m assuming it’s a scale model car. Based on the wording anyways

[dense wing]

bc saying itasha model makes sense

“what model is your car?”
itasha (or w/e it is sorry I forgot)

it could mean both

I hope its an actual car

that’d be cool

[stuck copper]

Yea but when talking about actual cars most people don’t say for example “I drive a Mazda model Mazda 3”. I’d just say “I drive a Mazda 3”

But if it was an actual car? That’d be pretty awesome. And also make all the other prizes pretty lame

[dense wing]

mazda 3 would br its model in a sense

[cosmic pier]

https://i.imgur.com/y2Ast9Bh.jpg

[dense wing]

ya

rei

they have a lot of those

tbh they have a lot in china and japan

the fact theres so many wouldn’t surprise me if they gave one as well but

[stuck copper]

In other news, I’ve completed Roon today :3

[dense wing]

I dont want to get my hopes up or down

nice

[ornate mantle]

Yeah that’s crazy.

It’d make me feel some sort of way if I had to drive it around

[dense wing]

I'd feel bad because I live in apartments

[ornate mantle]

I’d probably keep it for collection purposes only.

[dense wing]

and suddenly I'd be sporting a lambo for no reason if I won

I want someone in more fortunate living stances to win

[ornate mantle]

Well people in less fortunate circumstances would probably see it being stolen.

[dense wing]

not one where homeless people get arrested for digging into the trash of your apartment complex

[ornate mantle]

Which is why I’d genuinely empty out my garage.

[dense wing]

I doubt it

[ornate mantle]

And put my car on it.