#avrora-general
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tfw I finally burned through the oil to empty the canteen, but I still got the daily commissions to run cause of all the urgents
you can't win 
I am low in oil
it is freaking 36C in the freaking morning
time to die
welcome to my world
my region is suffering the hottest summer since last 100 years
pretty sure that's the case all over in general

yeah, it seems that this year is the hottest in many years to come
climate change is real
or Earth is being drawn towards Sun
climate change
and our magnetic poles are changing
soon north is gonna be south
and south is gonna be north
I really doubt about that
it's a thing
the poles switch around every 50.000 years or so
I read the wiki
p cool our planet innit
it said the time period between two occurences is random
@stuck copper 
so, what happens then
we have to update the history books to say that the south fought to end slavery?

it is just geomagnetic
but the compass will reverse
only the compass gets whack
and GPS
everything that depends on GPS might need to be re-calibrate
Beach time fun 
sounds like a good excuse for phone and gps manufacturers to push for new models while the old ones remain without update
I don't know, but there are more recent matter
the limitation of digital calendar in 2038
when date stored by integer data type will reach its maximum value
btw @stuck copper, how can we make calculation here? with LinBot we have .calc, but what about Nimi?
it is not covenient in mobile
hi weebs





wait, what
that's it
11/11 story bits unlocked
and it ends on a giant cockblock

the storyline ends with basically no resolution
"We're going to sink you!"
"No u!"
later
"You've defeated me so I'm declaring independence!"
"Ok, we'll fight again then"
"K"
"Actually we'll fight at later time because reasons"
"K"
And then they show a glimpse of a different battle about to start and that's it

complete Cliffhanger
Why
seriously, this is about the most unsatisfying ending to an event so far
there's gotta be more
Fanfic some hot yuri with Massachusetts and Bart idk

They give more waifus
I dont recall VDiR having extra story bits on rerun but I might be wrong
oui
well some like the to read the story

i usually read thru the stories
but I skipped one mini event that had a skin and tbh I dont even remember which event it was
same
I like to go through all the storylines and cutscenes since it gives you some flavor for the characters
that said, this event's storyline feels hella half-baked
I do the same aran
I couldnt understand enough japanese to read the stories then
so its just habit for me
when I really wanted to, I'd go back and translate them
but that was a lot of work for lackluster dialogue :(

Time for a change in scenery
@desert harness I had that, I was using Jean as flag, she took no damage, switched to Dunkek and she fucking died on a 1 difficulty small fleet 


@stuck copper send help
I've totally stopped doing anything since I became the manager of the cabaret club 
and they should
their personalities
totally different from each other
Helena cares little to none about her appearance, Lena does
i have to do 15 runs per day
unless i skimp out on the trumpet dupe
if you don't care about points, i guess farming sirens and retreating would be the best option.

Im a spit on her




@stuck copper 0
im a yakuza newbie

aint progressed main story at all since unlocking Czar lel
at least purp 138s drop if u dont get the gold ones 
One down 
I got 3 PR equipment at once too 
Imagine posting a trophy in AV Gen



Im calling my dad
I should post them all here
@tough burrow 
I'll axe both for good measure
great
Don't forget to go for the head
You posted that image knowing it's not a trophy, but to confuse people like it is
Sounds like trolling
Eat axe



what brand of ice cream tho?
so that i'll buy it next time?

Are you going to visit ukraine or what?
I don't even know what that is

its akin to haggendaz

And if there're international - there're NON-international
thats true i guess

raw?
burnt
Hot

๐

@pearl abyss @errant burrow 
at least kawaa likes me
kawaa
see
i get bullied``` Is this the situation when 2 bullied class rejects try to team up, but they just get bullied together?



kawa if I were u I wouldn't touch him
Wait, I'm the bully
fish is degen

degen not good


Dan all the degen ๐จ

oh no 
itsfish!

itsfish is degen 
Res was once a lil mod so that exposes his degen 
takes one to know one 
Like it was a secret
are we bullying fish along with kiwokari
well we do know almost all mods are degens already
the screenshots 

roricons unite
so u and restart
Gross

Yama totally wasn't sending me hentai games ystd in feedback channels 

totally was not 
I saw nothing
^
Send me too
I'm sure Kawa downloaded it as well
was?

if I ever see yama and restart, they can expect a 

Dont worry, Kawa. I'm short too
Kawa

holy thats tall
someone once kicked me in the nuts and i didnt let out any expression

I am 1.5meters I think
according to google 
Normal height for an Asian


I barely graduated from midget status!
Funny how this server didn't get renamed into Enterprise
i guess Iโm pretty tall for an asian as well
178 cm
but that'd be dumb
5โ11? for the americans
@errant burrow shortie 

y'all dwarves
thats tall!
is there some superstition that doesnt allow you to eat cucumber after midnight
I'm like 175, +- 

@dense wing: there is no night market in my region
Just eat the cucumber
So, I couldn't buy

so I can
res
Stay Hydrated chat

so im being bullied by two people well over my height 
Just rob someone

kawa is an object 
no u
kawa is a tank in WoT?


I mean in some way, since i'm her boss
Speaking of object

what gym

respect whamen
whamsn
No u 
im good at spelling

is apple?
who knows
no, I'd date YOU
@errant burrow on my plate
I'm an AI
the entity that created @marble relic
No Yamato you are a degen
Any hot dudes here 
why does an AI have a height
He has an AI Shell
@dense wing 
Okay, how many cubes do we need to construct yamato?
0
1 million
0
he's a login reward

darn!
constructable yama would be very nice
he is something of a house husband
i need context
No you don't
methinks the fish doth protest too much
you're an AI, so you are constructable
you could clean for me 
also game is telling me I need smth
Just clean yourself smh
I'm not Belfast
clean urself
:V
We need a garbage collector to deconstruct yamato 
wow, rude

implying yama-chan's garbage
object 277
I wonder if this is related
Since yamato can be constructed, he can be deconstructed
why would you get a garbage collector to do that tho

pretty sure that's not in their job description
You need to read the fine print
It was used to dispose unused data after executing something
its a bonus 
Btw Yamato, which programming languages do you use to create Nimi?
Or some kind of "discord script"?
javascript would be my guess
at least that's what I used for a chat bot I made back in the days


@marble relic 


@dense wing

No patting the Niimi
Damn I accidentally cut myself while shaving my beard
scrap nimi


I learned an interesting fact the other day
@sour crescent 
@dense wing 
I do NOT like your interesting facts lila theyre almost always weird
im monky
So when they were freed
They started barbershops and other stuff
And Southerners were like "hell no we're not giving them money"
So they grew out their beards
Uuhhhh
That's interesting
that sounds like something a bonafide moron would say
lilaโs facts 

I learned it while I was swimming 
lila just secretly wants to get danned
secretly
I openly want to get banned but not by conventional means 
Also, I am slowly losing my hair
only by conventional means
Everyone is slowly losing hair
Maybe I will be bald someday
i'll go destroy the planet by buying some meat
I have more hair than everyone here combined probably 
I'm already on his list for that
What happens if I break the rules

you get danned harder
Oh yes
im free 
Free falling
oh no
free's pretty good value
inb4 secretly on a watch list


oh no
I'm 100% on the Watchlist lol
I'm definitely not on the watchlist
If I am not then idk
Captain Obvious
its a nightmare when fully alone 
What'd you do in Alec 
im a bully victim in av gen but in wiki channel im their mother
so confusing!
they are just faking you for their mom anyway

we'll see if the general part's the culprit
seems to be common around here for general to be full of degen at least
degens bully a non degen 
one can't be a non-degen on ALO
Even if you weren't in the beginning you're already marked

Mother of degens cannot be a non-degen


Urusai? Thought he played another game other than AL
didnt he turn full into GBF
I mean if he stopped playing, then I guess there's no reason to hang around
I heard it from tsunfell
only purity in this sea of degens
Kawa, there's no purity.
not as bad as #al-general at least
None, I say.
there's pure degen
Your purity is non-existed
more like no degen in me 
Degen


dont smell me 
Tch.
Do you smell like Akagi?

What does Akagi smell like 
akagi smells like burnt fur
Cherry blossoms and plum.
burnt fur
Oh God.
why BURNT
She is like a fox, so she smells like fox
if her personality is emitted by her scent, Iโd imagine burnt fur
What do Foxes smell like 
Well, foxes musk a lot.
oh if we're going by personality, then she smells like a portuguese cat house
They stink.
they are smelly indeed 
They smell like chicken
they also yell a LOT
What do chickens smell like 
dirt and poo
What does dirt and poo smell like 
you
huh, ok
Roosters can also be rude as hell
this is new
fuck am i reading

Apparently Akagi smells like steel
If you want a really detailed description of how they smell...
mystery solved
It's a sour smell.
Like old milk sour?
No.
@errant burrow youโre not wrong 
well I wouldnโt be surprised if she smelled like sour milk
Have a sour pasty grassy smell
Would Akagi still smell like that if she (probably) doesn't eat grass
Where did you get that?
Akagi stinks because they are carnivorous.

The hell is Bagoong? 
Meat itself processed stinks as hell.
bagoong?!
Lmfao

akagi smells like a woman with too much perfume on
Favorite type of island and season Akagi: Winter on a spring island

So much perfume, instead of smelling good it's a concoction of stinks
That can make you dizzy.
yes!
I will instantly recoil when I smell one

perfat
parfait!
I don't know but I can't stand their perfume when I stand close to them, my head will be dizzy and my chest will be in pain
That sounds tough
cant handle fragrance
inb4 plot twist, they aren't wearing any perfume

Maybe I am allergic to fragrances
and they just smell so bad he recoils? 
Perhaps.
well when I smell lavender I can no longer breathe good
Breathe good 

I wonder, how would a girl like Enterprise smell?
I'm fine with citrusy fragrance, but anything overtly sweet doesn't sit well with me
Lavender naturally are strong fragrances.
she would smell like an elegant woman
How would Enty's feet smell 
So strong, they are better used as softeners.
ew!
Oh God.
That's so bias, Kawa 

Stinky smellers, I see.
enterprise is my favorite
I like how nobody even tried to follow the logical conclusion and just say they all smell like sea

Logic is a bad rapper


you are a thot 

no u
Aquan
Sol
How does metal with sea salt smell?
Like salty metal
smells like survival crafting
Till AX.


holy shit
It's almost time.
Minecrafting
I was making a Rust reference
Work out.
Are you gonna get that Enty/Vestal daki
HOLY SHIT A PART 3.
yuri is pure
perverts 
Can you do me a solid and get me one 
Yuri's not pure, he has drinking problems
yama I will
you, even if you are 15 inches taller than me

still waiting for the EN shop so I can buy that Nelson poster from last time


Nelson poster 
My heart is beating too fast.
Degen
perverts 
@dense wing : This is my taste, don't hate.
It's just a pillow cover
Join us, join us.
Nothing perverted about it


Holy shit those dakis
oof , more dd skins
refuse and deny
it's ok Kawa, one day you'll get out of the closet and accept yourself for who you are

The dakis are some good shit

Okay that's one thing I'm getting for sure.
Too bad I have no money
not true 
I hope it's less than $100.
What if it's $100
disagree 
Let the word of god into your heart and accept your inner degen
I'll buy it anyways.


It is stated, that liars are the ones who are most likely to be judged.
Of course.
DO IT.

BUY IT.
I AM GOING TO BUY IT>
SCREW IT.

Money is no longer and Object.
YES, BUT ACTUALLY NO

I need to bonk azu MANY times
Hot
I will allow it Kawa.

jeez, get a room you two
time to started lifting weights


kawaazu
Holy shit are you planning on hitting my head into my body like a turtle.
a new ship begins to sail
Wait, Kawaa how much do you lift?
Are you planning on turning me into a turtle!?
I can lift like 20 pounds on a good day 
Double it everyday.
what is that in real measuring units


2StronkPlzHalfMercy

half turtle
This is the first time I've been hyped about an AL merch coming to AX.
MAKE IT 18KG

AND THEN 36KG THE NEXT DAY
69kg when

An idiot sandwich
I've lived under a rock for so long
I know its not a lot aquan 

I can only lift like 10% of my weight on a regular day 
Kawa.
That 10% equals 69 kg? Or 120 pounds?

Let's get swole.
she said 9kg on a good day
10% is
4.5kg?
YOU NEED MORE MASS
X
yes rei
YOU NEED MORE MASS
Inb4 kawa is a super heavy shell used by 16 inch cannon
if I get more MASS I WILL BECOME A SUMO 
NO.
YOU'LL BECOME A LITERAL CUBE.
WTF
Sumo is very cultural
100% on both arms
THEN WE CAN MAKE SHIPGIRLS OUTTA HER
nothing wrong iwth being sumo
























