#avrora-general
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yama called me naive, so if I was ever a mod, I'd be a perm lil mod resident
And what about me being a mod?
kawa dont lookit up and just think it's what you said
That obviously doesnt matter
you can't be a mod silly you're CBT colored
better for yourself 
wait a se-
you're both naive? /was
sorta?
@ornate mantle anyways whyz it matter? 
I also dont get weeb phrases like naruhodo(?)
Still dont
Forgot what it means again
he prob just noticed and its a classic "o u were a mod wut happen"
it means "I see"
What's a naruhodo
Which is 
i see
I do see kawa's comment
naruhodo is more like "I understnd"
i understando
So i knew before hand
Weebs
while sou desu ka would be like "I see"
"so that's how it is" works too
Dunno
"give quests with goblins"
Didn't see it
Well then
he doesnt talk much
What does the fox say
Dunno
what does tsunfell say
Medalize?
๐ช
the mod team often accuses me of living under a rock
cuz u do
I dont watch anime
so a lot of people would say I live under a rock


I dont like how inappropriate the game is either so

I wouldnt be surprised
Play arknights 
I just love anime art style and WARSHIPS!!!!!!
Arknights isn't lewd
well thats cool
just go play wows while watching some random wholesome anime
maybe
I don't

wows is smelly
Realistic simulation game sucks
they ruined carriers
ur smelly
they ruined CARRIERS!!
Carriers had their moments of glory in real life
is that erebus 
@ripe mantle : it doesn't. I just thought I've seen your name as red.
And that confused me for a sec.

Look at those cute medals
French loli master race

u = ๐ฎ
OH SHIT
so excited for le malin!

Stop being edgy.
im luccsacc gacha rei
No u

No I said it to you Ran 
Sure it is
Nein.
du
Internet is a lawless place
Is that a law?
You are free to ignore them.
Just don't be surprised when you get banned


i never read em
What's rule 34 
It's what comes after the 33rd rule
You sweet child of summer you
ur mom gay
What comes before the 34th
dont really need to read rules when they're basically the same everywhere 
I only prefer Rule 42
Whats rule 42 
ur dad gay
the rule after 41
The 42nd rule
Wait which one was the It needs more Desu, no exceptions
I understand that AWFUL joke
What joke?
and im surprised an adult doesnt 
I should call in fish
the rule joke...

Then there is I think Rule 63

It's a Fight Club meme a la 4chan
random shit
you know exactly what im talking about!

I hope maintenance ends early, i won't be able to log in before work otherwise 
Wait screw this channel
It's a joke 4chan did when Fight Club came out
Intern is in general


I will speak to intern
And Rule 1 You do not talk about 4chan
Isn't Rule 63 the genderbend one...?
All i know about 4chan is what Syan has spoken about it
Rule 2 You do NOT talk about 4chan
It's a cesspool of degenerates as far as I know
Rule 3 If this is your first time in 4chan you must fight
fitting place for you then
even though intern did not respond to me
Then there is Rule 34 A

Coffee is bad
you're bad
Coffee is gross 
then intern and I will have water 
Good
Tea is better

that is something I can agree with

Oh my fucking God this is amazing
I don't drink Coffee. It's nasty.
ok good night
I just found out my sister screamed at my mom because "if [my mom] screamed at her, her [my sister] first reaction is to scream back"
I can't see how you guys can drink coffee.
I only like shitty coffee like frappaccinos
I love the taste of coffee
Coffee is nasty
I never specified which coffee
working long hours, caffeine is one hell of a drug
especially since i stay up late and wake up early lol

Just snort some caffeine
but yall jumping on the train thinking im talking about some nasty bitter black coffee
Caffeine gives me headaches, so I can't drink it a lot, haha.
I actually dislike the effects of the caffeine

I prefer my coffe Roon style
Smoke caffeine
I actually drank my Coffee bitter when I drank coffee.
but black coffee is the healthiest for u!
you dissing black coffee?
But black coffee tastes amazing to me
fite me
0 calories!
I'll drink coffee only if it's Roon style
u dont need all that other stuff that gives you the diabetus
I wanna cosplay as Mecha Admiral.
Roon makes best coffee
Gn.




How about TeeHee~

tried to get nozo to add this but he was like
"nuuu in emote form its not too recognizable"

Not a big fan of Javelin, and I'm not sure as to why
Niimi is waay underrated though
Nimi is besto
Laffey is a good loli drinkard

And Ayaya is just a cute girl who loves her torpedoes a little bit too much
Ayanami is not my cup of tea but I get why people like her 
Torpedoes.... EVERYWHERE
I think she also has the nickname of the Torpedo Queen too
Besides the four starters usually end up being Evasion Tank, DPS, Hit Rate, and/or special attack boost

Can you build glorious?
aye
Time to give it a go.


nani
45 min till Maint.
Same
Why.

30 something clears of sp3
True.
And i went to sleep at 8 instead of farming more
I've been busy everyday.
Sleep is a good dinner
So a little bunned since I like Glorious.
I legit couldn't be bothered for farming the event
I had 0 interest in Glorious anyway
I got the DD's and that's what I wanted
i'm just running the map hoping I get lucky and see the "NEW" words.
This event sucked anyways
Yea
I mean I could be doing that
But dailies on KR before work is my routine
nice

Saw that

right


I will get notifications if I dont
I mean I'm pretty sure you can just mute channels you don't need notifs from
Unless you are on mobile
At which point Idk
also its rare but some lesser plebs have been noticed that say they dont dm when they see the person is on busy
2 stones with 1 bird

excoose me what

LONG Malin
@steep scarab


โฅ If Azur Lane was made by EA. This is a parody video for Entertainment purposes only how Azur Lane could be if it was owned by Electronic Arts. โฅ Inspired b...
lmao
If azur lane was made by ea
I wouldnโt exist
Cause you canโt spell steal without EA

brain and breain
what happens if I do?
nothing new 

tfw I must hold this against restartsan
hehpocrite 
pocerite

X
kawaa needs sleep
someone knock me out!!!

its too hot!!!
Okay


aircon is a thing
my room doesnt have insulation fish!
even if the ac is on and we have fans blowing into my room, it gets hotter...
i slept for like 20hours
omg
i was supposed to eat 1

and when i woke up
i felt like an elephant and could barely walk
nah, i checked before hand
its not toxic to the body
its used as light sedation actually

I should start drinking tea before sleep
I was recommended a tea that guarantees dreams for someone
and I love dreams
but im allergic to it 
tea has caffeine tho
I will most likely die if I drink it
unless its flower teas
i see
104 mb patch dl
or sleepy time tea meant to knock you out
lavender tea is pretty gud
u're allergic to all tea?
lavender
im allergic to lavender


the most popular scent
and most recently, a popular tea
if I smell lavender I have sinus issues for rhe rest of the day
i make a mean lavender lattee 
even if the scent is artificial?
no I dont believe so
ive never minded artificial because its not real so I dont think it will affect me
but things like lavender essential oil or what not definitely will
yea, lavender is one of those flavors that pair really well with all sort of coffee. you can pair it with a fruity coffee to complement, a flowery coffee to mix and match, and a basey cawfee to contrast.
I will always check the ingredients to lavender scented/flavor stuff
if it has actual lavender extract I wont drink it 
oh nice!!
this place I like going to has lavender syrup but whenever I search the ingredients it wont state any of the ingredients
so I dont want to 50/50 it by either going to the hospital or not
personally i like making it with a chocolatey coffee. the latte will have a nice velvety texture.
hmmmm
which brand of syrup do they use?
theres 2 big brands cafes use, monin and that
iirc torani is more natural but end up not tasting as good. let me check to see if i can find anything
I asked the place
โdoes it have real lavender in it?โ
answer: we use torani lavender!
searched torani ingredients and I didnt find anything 
well, natural can be from other stuff, but its best to play it safe and not take chances 
Red dye #40
yeah thats why I tried looking for the specific ingredients
Good old food colorings
yeah. don't be fooled by that word. it could be gained from splinters of wood and stuff like that lmao
but its in the dark about that
i really dont like torani, they taste unnecessarily sweet
I dont know the difference 
ah true
natural means natural, not actual lmao
well..
all i can say is, torani is sub-par compared to monin.
something like lavender extract would be nice to say 
their flavors have no depth
ahh a shame
theres a reason torani is cheaper
I see that!
I remember telling someone that I was going to risk it all and get a taste of a#lavender tea
I LOVE tea, and suddenly gaining an allergy to lavender after I learned lavender tea exists was awful
make sure u have an epipen ready 

i am 
imho lavender tastes awful. you're not missing out.
well, you can always have regular white tea, one that doesnt have a strong taste, and add some monin syrup 
i love it
its delicious in deserts
while Iโd like to say โmaybe I wont be affected by drinking itโ
I have trouble breathing it because my sinuses get severely affected by it
I sneeze tons and if I come in skin to flower contact with it I get puffy and itchy
poor thing, i think lavender isnt too common in the wild right
Lavender is all over the fucking place here
but I have trouble distinguishing it from another flower atm

Had to pull it like weeds at one point
any purple flower that looks like a bluebell/lupin I will avoid
gets allergic to a very popular flower

time to make a bluebell chair for kawa

tfw you so hipster you become allergic to popular flowers



lavenders are popular gifts too

happy birthday. have some death.
right 
Lul
earn your next year 
I just hope one day it will go away
in order to buy honey from this honey and lavender farm I like, you have to walk through the lavenders to buy the honey 
I went to that place before I was allergic 
inject lavender in me guys
lets vaccine it

quarantine myself
ok its so hot im going to lay on my floor
maybe it will be colder there
heat rises to the top 
omg the lawsuit
in theory if someone can lift like 200lbs rhen they could probably throw me over
vaccines dont work for allergies sadly
or at least lift 100lbs and have a very good throw
ahhhh
Im allergic to spring's weather
I keep sneezing
and my sneezes are so loud everyone wants to kill me when I suddenly go spamming sneezes
and my own jaw hurts too

i can lift 200lbs 
throw me fish!!
i doubt i can throw u tho
ahhhhh
its ok, I told them about my allergy and they will walk out with the honey and take my money 
in theory 
its a family farm!
usually very friendly
I bought a pouch of lavender from them
but you're not allergic to the honey?
fun fact, I still have the pouch
i would assume the bees collect lavender pollen
im not! at least I havent had the honey in a long time
my mother was gifted a huuuge jar of honey from her coworkerโs bee farm
so we havent had to buy honey in a long time
youโre right rei
unless the honey denatured it enough that your immune system doesnt react to it.
so if allergies and sickness didnt make me die
well
our honey usually crystallizes
because it goes so long without use
we usually use it when we have sore throats
thats normal tbh, good honey shouldnt be too flowy
it disappears fast when we have sore throats
maybe I can consult with my doctor
โhey can I risk my life with lavender eating/sipping or will I actually be okโ

take immunosuppressants before doing that next time 
โyouโre not really allergicโ
made me smell lavender
me in 30 seconds with puffy eyes, sneezing, crying bc they just water nonstop: do you believe me now

parents: hm.... ya idk!
what torture
my dad keeps making me pop perfumes everytime Im boutta leave the home and I hate like all sortsa perfume smells and it makes me go dizzy and it makes me wanna spartan kick my dad off a cliff

too much perfume is just horrible
u so stinky that I can smell u from here
creepy lolicon loli
have to hold my nose
who turns this chat into chaos every other minute

kawaa did nothing wrong 2k19
FALSE
whoa your minutes are different
30 min+ timezone 
is it up or just pre dl
pre dl

maybe 3 actually
okay
they usually @ everyone for server up
ya but i at work
smelly work
yes it is
I need to sleep

goodnight weirdos 
no u
she means you, rei
she said weirdos
night uwuw
rei talks enough for 3 people 
Oh boy, 3:30 AM
๐ช


@cosmic pier How much cubes you got for this event?
lol
I mean if I reinstall I still should have about 400

inb4 that's more than what most people here have

main reason for my cube hoard was the fact that I didnt have dock slots
cant go rampage-building on normal days when you dont got the dock slots to support it

I only got 275. Had to spend all my cubes during the akagi chan banner
still feeling the effects from that
we have to pull 5 ships, right?
I hate being at the airport early af
only one of them is easy
mm they're all nice uwu
I have 90 cubes we shall see how well I fare I guess
don't have much gold tho
i have more than enough, but the last time i felt safe, i got thrown into gacha hell and lost everything.
I just tell myself "ur definitely gonna miss some"
and love with it
live
Which boats are exchange
Or is it just one
omg Emile is free
trumpet and emile

and mars
le mars as well
Sweet
so it's quite a lot
That means I'm not getting good civ or Jean Bart
really all I want is jean bart and massachusetts

Or dunk

drunk
not sure if deliberate or typo

Did you actually watch the vid
Yes
then in what way does "Ya" fit in there
...Its a long and muddy path, but ya.... still wanna go with me?
That's like a medieval knight throwing in random redneck words throughout his speech
Those lines at the start are LITERALLY from her pledge line
Well slightly paraphrased but still
I don't know why you are nit-picking, we are probably going to get the "Ya"
Japanese server is different too
And I still dont see any Yas

I don't know why I bothered saying anything tbh, I've seen you nit-pick things enough times to know its a pointless venture
So you have any actual argument as to why her using slang fits to her character
or are you just gonna disagree because reasons
I literally just said that it works fine in terms of grammatical correctness
whose line?
But in terms of her character idc
That wasn't even remotely my point
Just give me JB
whose line is it anyway?
Jean Bart
Ya would fit her character type
I was talking how the slang doesnt fit with the rest of her speaking mannerisms
Since she had pirate motif
It would be more funny to see her actually use Pirate English
This phrasing is misleading. Because taken literally it could be taken as grammatically or in terms of what is being said
Like keelhaul or so
I took it as the former
ur mom beautiful maiden
It was my entire basis
ur dad beautiful maiden


pie, irate
could b metaphor
This is 2019
You can't consent to being a pizza
he's metaphorically a piza
No
a pizza sheet
I am literally a pizza

r u yummy
fake pizza
Best Pizza*
So King is basically the character from Space Balls
They are freaking super heavy shell
but AP is just so garbo
Inb4 you are overpower af and ap shells still cripple the enemy
5 hours done, 3 more left
It would go up and running sooner I'd assume
Maybe a hour more
So like
How much longer for maintenance
3 hours or so
Maint was 8 hours and its been 5
I'm gonna lose precious time
So 3 ish more
well, given how we already got a preload
it might take less
at least in recent maints, the preload would come almost right at the end of determined maint length
Oh damn

oh nice 3h to go
We didn't have SP map
Because this is original without rerun content?

good luck fam, let's try not to spend 600 cube
I'll never have that many

Good luck y'all
May the botes be plentiful and the luck be good
nice

and warspite
well, shit
I'm actually missing Massa instead of any elites
that's new
140 cubes down
guess I'll be doing 3rolls from now
wtf that's so many
NVM got massa 
alright bois
on my last 2 rolls
18 cubes down
all construction getto
got everyone
lmao
what's really odd is that i got forbin last
xDDD love getting no event ships on 10 pulls
just gotta buy dunkek and I'm done with spending
that's the first time it ever happened
so, my SSR rolls total were sandy, warspite, jean, takao, takao, prinz, sandy, massa
also got sussex as a bonus
I eagerly await the day sandy gets purged from non-light construction
i got 3 on my first roll, 1 + sussex on my second, forbin on my third.
no abercrombie though
@stuck copper 
that said
I'm still legit amazed
that it was an SSR that took me the longest to roll for
this never happens
it's always an elite that cockblocks me the most
hmm, gonna have to fork over 18 dolans
on trade license and 600 gem pack
worth
that's pretty good

o
there's the bug of the maint
wouldn't be an AL maint if something didnt get fucked 
...
fuck
I knew I forgot something
I'm at 20k oil now too and didnt redeem from canteen

and D maps aren't gonna unlock till tomorrow
and you don't get any of the good maps until tomorrow
50 cubes
yeah exactly
this is fine


as some would say














it lets me buy gems from akashi so its not so smelly




good luck guys
