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also I like how "your mom" color
was submitted by a guy named biglover69xxx
I sense bias

Do with that what you will
tomorrow is gacha day
tomorrow is tax day
pretty sure they alredy did with bismarck
heavy pool?
yeah but
bisko doesnt have same timer as hood

ya guys seem to love your timers
for whatever reason
meh... i was hoping for special.
i don't know the timers. i just spam 10 builds until i have everything.
i managed to save up 120k
16 chain combo
💦 💦
kept cheaping out by running C projects
eh
I only care about unique timers
couldn't care less if they're shared
cause it's just a recipe for misery

i dont know the timers 
Uninstalling is faster too.
But who does that.

Much edge, very cut
I would say uninstall, but you already did. So there’s not much you can do.
I already read it all
lol, true, but mine are pretty lmao
I think most people read in this club
but nah, i wouldnt post a wall of text here, thats like dan territory
had to type it all up anyway for another server im in since they dont fancy links there lol

Your phone sucks 
i leave out all the voice stuff and unnecessary bits too dont judge me

where do i get that page
actually the app doesnt crash on my phone at all
now that i think of it
discord hangs a lot tho
just make it last forever
u welcome
412 is alright. cheap and fast.
yeah
I mean I dont wanna use coins right now
but I dont want to use cubes even less
the other 4 are just disgusting lmao
i only got monarch to dev 20 today 
nep is 16
20, 23, 15
19 14 0 0 0 0
and here i thought i was slow

by what measure
finally time to lvl minne 
Don't have Minneapolis
Fuck me
soryy bro idont swing that way
I've focused too much on Carol

No matter
Will get her in rerun
If possible
in 2020
Any time is fine, as long as a rerun is possible
we're already halfway to 2020 
someone put ark roya;l and a bullin

2020
I feel old already
ifkr
watching all the scifi of the 80s not come true
isn't 2020 the next supposed end of the world
we've had so many already I lost track
instead we argue over whether we should use paper straws to save the ocean
hh
i need to calm down on my devs
i dont have money for event
muslim calendar ? 

when you’re 40 you’ll look back and think u are dumb for feeling old at 26
oh man i love an attack that covers several gems with a poison that keeps damaging me every turn except it always puts it in the fucking corners so its impossible to clear
and then when i do clear it its just up again since it only has a 4 fucking turn cooldown
I've been drinking water since I was born
im not going to drink anyways

kawaa not about the alcohol
if i had my way alcohol would be banned entirely 
I dont like it
nobody does
you can tell nobody does by how uppity they get when you say its not good
their conscience knows
meh, alcohol is bleh
while I personally dont like alcohol nor will I ever drink it, I dont support the act of drinking it before you should 
not worth the money
I hope not!!
yuudachi is so cute
i was missing out on this for so lonmg 
her voice lines
she called me a lolicon 
I like her umm

nelson? store? skin
I got half of it right!!!
finally i can go to 8-4 and get decent xp
theres a splat fest this weekend isnt there? or was that last weekend?
ur an splat

he doesnt know this? 

i thnk it is this weekend i saw someone mention it in another discord
uwaaah my clevelandd is weak
amazing
i sure love it when this stupid fucking poison skill spawns gems in the most absurd fucking places and keeps on throwing out new ones while i do absolutely 0 fucking damage
sounds like fun
oh yes tons of fucking fun
and it gives like no money for losing either so i cant even afford to upgrade at all
gaming 
like winning a round gives idk, 1000 credits?
the cheapest skill costs like 3000
upgrades cost 3000 (and go higher) and barely upgrade at all
the first two were fine but stage 3 is bs
and why put 2 burn damage bosses in consecutive order
i dont have oiil
event is tomorrow
hmm
my oil will regen in maintenance tho
ok we good bois
also getting paid soon so i can buy a license
and skinns
aa
teach your mom how to farm

cal wanted to teach his kid 
F
just pay someone on the street

caldaria has a kid?
he is busy learning super mario bros
a weeb with a family playing AL
im happy for you!!
omg!!!
kawa chill

it is online though
is it now
there is a certain feeling I feel when I meet someone online with a family/wife/husband/child
I've seen plenty
and that feeling is just pure

he's 6. things are getting fun now.
yes
aw happy belated birthday to your son 
awesome!
he sucks at using his thumbs, so we got him a 2ds with mario
to get some practice
6 yrs old
cute
kawa nee san 
🍑 y
they're cute, once you learn to deal with them
because I know you heathens will take it the wrong way to mess with me!

some of us at least 
fyi: i have zero tolerance when it comes to degen jokes involving my family. instant permablock.
ur funny
those are people without the ability to think ahead 

the internet is full of kids
mental kids 
just stop hanging around lolicons like yourself She'll stop talking to me in that case tho 
kinda the same thing neh
I know kids/teens online that are more mature than even a grown experienced man 
that's nice tho
a lolicon wouldnt want a loli to run
i know teens who are kids on purpose 

why would you want to be mature tho?
or, to act mature more like
well if you hang out with the right people you can be who you want to be!
given most people who dont know me personally think im in my mid 20's 
I'm 24 and I enjoy being a fucking idiot 
why would i call out someone who only posts the same emote over and over again 
bored to death of you mostly 

using it as your pfp is kinda overkill
makes using it kinda redundant
lmfao


d-does oath rings increase the stats of skills too?
no
oh okay
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anime expo
pfff
Oh boy here we go
im going!
@dense wing : Yaaaaaay~
Anything you see there this time?
I’m making my list atm for what I plan to buy from the AL booth.
For sure snagging the Illustrious stuff
if theres any eldridge merch can you get me some 
I’ll probably buy the Figurine.

a little disappointed in what they have to offer
Hey, what happened to user "EntyHeh"? 

Also, Kawa. I'm gonna pass you some money under the table. You buy me ALL the merch, kay? 

why not over the table
if someone going to AX finds any eldridge merch, i will send you a video of myself begging on my knees if you buy it and send it to me
Under sounds cooler
I see
Also new wallpaper 
lolicon
Nah. 556 is for protecting. Look at that precious smile
yes
it's just cute. nothing suspicious.
i hope so
may whoever wants to do dirty things to 556 be gutted in front of their parents
556 
@errant burrow I would def help though

no

@dense wing : I was hoping for a Figurine or two.
But I guess I can look around for those, LOL.
you can get one at kotobukiya’s booth most likely
maybe even smile co.
but ive never seen them announce an al figure
so dont think one will be there
whatever you pay me to buy
if it doesnt sell out idn
idm
buy me a water bottle
not 18+ stuff
well yeah that works
but my friend will be getting that for you instead
🍏

you know
theres something oddly calming about watching fight videos
i watched one where these dudes beat the fuck out of their stepdad who was beating their mom
Well no shit, you’re watching an asshole get his just desserts.
oh there was another one
this black kid brought his whole group over to fight this fat Indian (?) kid
kid ends up choking the fucker out in front of his groupies
funny enough
one of the kids in the crowd was like "dude chill, hes bleeding!:
as if they didnt just bring like 20 people to supposedly watch some kid get beat up
fun stuff

And then this one dude was kicking the shit out of this guy in a casino since the other guy molested his girlfriend
Background music definitely didn't match what was happening
yikes
Ok 
im so close to geting PR weps but like
i literally only need 1-4 per most things
but i never get enough


Azu.

Oh shit
Oh fuck
im gonna be the best
can we all 3 
Of course.

Yeaaaaah, let's do it.
I'll be hitting the AL booth right on day 1, Exhibit Hall opening.
12/60 guys do you think I can do it?
Kawa
you too

Yes.
Hell yeah, let's do this.
it'll be the first booth I go to iirc
I need to talk to my friend though
he is my tour guide
Oh okay gotcha.
reeeeeeeee
I'm so goddamn tired of this goddamn fkin season
if it wasn't bad enough with the heat, out of nowhere there's a massive thunderstorm making you turn off all the appliances
meaning all the cooling fans go off
good lord
can't wait for winter to come
meanwhile in southern california....
I hate summer
we’ve been switching from hot to cold and back and forth lately. during summer
i mean
i sure hope it goes to the cold part
during ax weekend

says it is supposed to be 80f all ax
at least thats what it said
who knows if it will change
inb4 it peaks 100
pls
it was 100-105 last year

to whoever’s up there: can we get a trade this year

imagine it being 100+ degrees at a Melee tournament
would you be able to see the stench?
I went to a ssbu tournament hosted in my school for students
I had good faith people arent actually smelly
but a lot of smelly people flirted with me that day.
and one guy who was sweating buckets though his hands kept touching my hands

gross
did you win tho
im leaving on my trip today and i had to leave my dog at my grandparents' house
doesnt feel right without him here 

no I did not win
I was put against two lucinas
in the normal ring and the losers ring
I was playing robin
robin is not good against lucina!
my hands are still traumatized by that man
we would shake hands after every practice/fun match we did
and he wouldnt let go 
and then when I was leaving he tried to bear hug me twice 
ewww 
like you dont get it
have you ever seen someone lift their arms to hug you
but they stop mid arm lift
i have issues with this one kid i know who keeps trying to grope people
and make it extremely awkward because you knew they were about to?
I tried to pretend he didnt do that/I didnt realize
but in reality I was very nervous

How do you stop mid arm lift?
you either commit at that point or look a fool
exactly 
i have a patended technique for getting out of those situations
i also havent really hugged anyone since 7th grade
if he hugged me though, I would be even more traumatized
plus his hand shakes bro
bruh
he shook my entire ARM

Ow
like as a JOKE but he wouldnt LET GO OF MY HAND
did he at least grip with two hands for respect
2 hands sounds worse honestly
well if theyre a sweat bucket then duh 
I would loosen my grip bc I wanted him to let go of my hand bc 30 seconds of hand shake is 28 seconds too long
bleck
Was it actually around 30 secs long?
yes.
Jesus 
i can imagine thats like mega wizard loners meeting their favorite idol or smth
when I say he wouldnt let go of my hand, I really mean he did NOT want to let go
hey its probably his first time touching a girl 
well he did it all wrong
everytime he saw me in the hallways he'd try to shake my hand again
okay thats just
wtf
i can get saying hi and like hey we had so much fun at the tournament
but trying to shake hands in the hallways...?
I'd be like "oh I have to get to class right away sorry
"

Why handshake in the hallway? Gah that's just so awkward
its cringe too tbh
I dont know I think he liked my woman hands 
The woman hands 
he was like 1 foot taller than me and a bit overweight..

A friendly reminder to you guys: send your girls on commission, restock your dorm, send girls to class session and lecture hall
reminder appreciated!
yes


:emoteicantuse:
Also, please give me a 12 hours research project 
my project ends in like an hour 
I just wanna stop getting gold dump projects right before an event 
oh YIKES
The last time I've held hand with a girl was about 5 years ago
watching a man fold a iPad pro in half is painful
Since then, I barely meet and touch any girl
also, just to give you an idea on the buckets of sweat, I had to wipe my hands everytime, but I didnt want to be rude, so I would wipe my hands when he wasnt looking

it was like I put my hand in a puddle on the ground
did he leave sweat droplets on your hands 
thank GOODNESS no

i'd rather take sweat drops than the fermented clammy sweat tbh
its easier and less gross to wipe off
See, the handshake is bad. But imagine the switch for the next player after him 
LOOOOOL
Previously, I thought a girl's hand is more or less like what it is in anime
its
But apparently not
its a hand
idk what you expected
anime tells me i can go fuck my teacher with no drawbacks
Its woman hands though 
Like, the hand I hold were very "thin"
I can even feel the bones
some girls i know have bigger hands than me 
thats genetics
And not as soft as I imagined
for me I have very chubby hands

mine feel rubbery 
make sure to wash your hands!!! because they will get grimey and gross if you dont
Mine are rough from manual labor 
A truth: even though I am male, my hand is actually softer than most girls I met and shook hand
i wash pretty often
oh yeah the sweaty guy also offered me an oreo and a chocolate egg
I declined both because he touched them
he ate them 
I call it, salty oreo
yum
u r a salty oreo
mean

Ever gave chocolate on Valentine's day?
I'm actually a toaster strudel 
and most of my guy friends are hotter than my female friends so im probably gonna end up gay anyways
well yes
FUEGO!!!
it was very hot
🔥 ☀
If someone is literally hot, he is on fire
so unless i wanted brown goo
then no chocolate
I thought you meant shit and I stared at my screen extremely confused
thats also my excuse for having no one to give it to 
well i am but thats besides the point

lactose is overrated 
fun fact!: lactose tolerant people are rare now
and its weird
65% of the world has lcatose intolerance
so why are so many products still made with lactosey milk
yes, its evolutionary now
I've given gifts on Valentine's before. Its really nothing too special
its overhyped
why do i have to buy some shitty overpriced health nut chocolate if i dont want a stomachache
i just get Costco lactose free milk and it works wonders
the issue is everything else
I have to drink it because my brother and father are lactose intolerant
I like bitter chocolate

I only like dark chocolate
I don't like the sweetness of chocolate
I will mostly refuse milk and white chocolate
I like fluffy, airy chocolate like Milky Way and 3 Musketeers
chocolate on its own is kinda gross ngl

next to a reeses cup
well milk chocolate makes me very sick 
chocolate leaves a really gross aftertaste in my mouth idk why
im not intolerant to lactose, but it makes me very nauseous
I feel like im going to pass out and/or vomit after consuming milk chocolate 
Best candy is gushers hands down. Idc if thats childish, it's TRUE
here have a Hershey's bar
I am fine with all kind of sweetness, I just don't like them
gushers 

what about sour patch kids?
only the watermelon ones tbh
I like the sour rainbow candy, I think its airheads that makes that one though
Ye, those are good too. I like having them at the movies with a slushie
well if you have a stable full time job, even if its a little overpriced, it wont damage you very much
I have no where to hide them
unless you want me to stuff them in my pants 
put it in your shirt
or your shoes

I wear sandals during the summer
I often put money in my shoes if I have no where to put them atm
well you'd get caught if you did that then 

i think theyre less likely to check a tossed jacket
i doubt any of those guys give a shit about security anyways
Who wear jacket in the middle of summer?
do they actually check bags though?
ive never seen anyone do that
outside of summer 
zipping it back up
Just bring a purse full of it and call it a fashion statement if you're a guy
I mean, the thinking of wearing a jacket now scares me

im getting flashbacks
who actually wears backpacks outside 
Backpack is really suspicious though 
its only sus if you make it sus 
theyre definitely gonna check a backpack first
I do too
regardless of sus
discriminatory to women who wear purses!
100% sus
Backpacks could be like an REAL security threat

backpacks can carry all sorts of dangerous weapons
well so could a purse 
does your theater not have metal detectors?
No bags.
In fact no pockets
No lol

does yours have them?
oh
mine does

well yes anyone could have anything dangerous on them at any time
candy wouldnt get detected on a metal detector tho 
considering movies are almost sound proof too
with no staff or security in them
anything could happen
ur right 
I don't even have security at my theaters
But most people dont bring backpacks to a movie. Girls will almost always have a purse

I always bring a mini backpack
i mean we had a handful of movie theater shootings last year 
and there was a California Costco shooting too
mini backpacks can hold everything and be way less sus than a huge cargo backpac
at fucking Costco of all places
people just want their costco sales god damn 

Pizza combo is better
and even if they werent good

its $1.50
for a super long beef hotdog!

I saw that
its def not super long but its impressive for the price
then you go to a sports game and its like 1/3 of the size for like 5x the price
this is just a dream 
ban
why
Paying hundreds or more of dollars to see people throwing and hitting balls
sleep forever
they taste good and are cheap if you're looking for some food


I wish I could sleep more than 5 hours
i really dont like Costco's condiment dispenser
s
filthy af
I dont think hotdogs taste good in particular anyways
You have to get thr right brand
so I barely eat em
just let people enjoy their various nameless meat cuts stuffed into a pig intestine, okay?
maybe twice a year
Id rather spend that 1.50 on games 

weirdo
oh cool new shadowverse cat set


I used to buy a lot of fastfood time ago cuz I thought I could just get a sickness and die immediately and begone
Or LNs
And it rarely tastes good
i mean you could also just not go and buy fast food in town and go to some other shop

You mean like a restaurant?
sure?
ok buddy
tho idk
rings sound nice
but eating out sounds more rewarding than eating out botegirls
Thanks game
It feels so tired to wake up after having a dream while sleeping
You guys will be able to see me at AX since I'll be wearing my Illustrious Bag.
It really doesn't tho
They're both me.
Most of the time its like...
I have it and sure its good but I'm just like

No because i chose to eat out which ended just a disappointment
The only times I enjoy eating out is when people drive
So I can have alcohol
Stop living in a place with disappointing eateries.
what kind of alcohol tho
Anything not fermented
Rubbing alcohol
Drink straight Vodka.

I do
I agree with Beer.
I think id rather pull fingernails than drink it
But wine is meant for special occasions.
Would rather open a nice bottle of scotch
I'd rather open a bottle of water.
you'll meet me as m99 or unicorn qi pao 
You'd rather not drink ever? Good luck dying of dehydration.
Can you dress up as the King from Code Geass
I also refuse to drink ever
Unicorn? 
yes 
I wish i were a cute girl so i could cosplay AL botes
also dont recommend downing a glass of scotch in one go
Or downing anything in one go


Nah
Unless it's in like PUBG
Most things are fine 
Then yes, down in one go

Dr. Pepper, the only carbonated drink you need, is great
@warm bluff : We can cosplay admirals.
@ripe mantle : Amen Brother.
Impossible
She can be a cute anime girl them.
My fantasy is ruined
I don't want cooties
You filthy swine.
@ornate mantle 

Miku 🤢
It's harem so that's basically a given


Except it isn't a harem.
5 girls all vying for the same guy isn't harem
im a female so does that make me a cute girl admiral? 


agh that hurts my eyes hold on
Lemme grab something worse
it hurt itself in confusion
Flee?


I was pondering it and like
I think if I had to pick between gaming and cooking id pick cooking

The only thing I'm concerned of is my screenshots folder cause of you damn degens and your rule breaking 
Games get boring but at least cooking is a necessity
I have 18.8x more stash pics than dog pics

Wtf is a stash pick


kek

time to lood synd up
I dont understand like anything the internet talks about.
Like i didn't know what watersports meant before being a mod
Wait Synd aren't you a mod on this discord.
no
watersports? like swimming and water volleyball?
yes
no u
syndpls

dont ruin the loli
kawawa don't drown



















