#avrora-general
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I should make a JP account, ring Concord there and name her Ashi Pocky in moonrunes
you made me screech irl 

Ping ass?
I'll pong your ass
hot
awkward
my angeri noises are like that one lady who went “WH WHA WH A A WH YOU SPILLED LIPSTICK IN MY WHITE VALENTINO BAG?!”
Pingas is Aussie slang for ecstasy aka E
get it 
how do you spill lipstick
I have a gif in my favourite gifs list and I dont even remember it
isn't lipstick supposed to be solid
cause her ability is Lucky E and ecstasy is called E 
you just hear me start a sentence but get so baffled I stop and restart
it was either lipstick or lipgloss she said
azu
both
and lipstick can melt and then drip everywhere

both

lipstick can melt steel beams?
lipstick can melt steelbeams?
rando forever unable to distinguish between azu and aquan
osoi Bill
I dont get the reference 
I distinguish them with “one seems angry and has a purple name”
“one changed their name AND profile picture and confuses me everytime I see them”
random ol man
It's not my fault they keep fucking with my furniture sets

you dont get between a man and his furniture
I distinguish between them because one gets butt hurt and microanalyses everything and the other is a degen
arent both degens
me a degen?
arent we all
what makes you think that

your name and comments

I mean I perv but not openly 
@sour crescent 
though you saying that is OPENLY
name, soiled

if you did you would have met me 
Let's be honest, we play a game about anthropomorphic ships fighting ancient alien robot mutans or some shit
all the fgo and al merch 
im claustrophobic but somehow im making my way through 
Because I know the time and place
kawa is the true tryhard here


theres not a lot of that here
what if I'm into butts

well there is a lot of that, but the story, and wha ships did while commissioned
are almost nonexistent in this game 

aquan is just into everything
to be fair
no that's me
As am I

No me
I do have a bit of a skin fetish so it's not entirely inaccurate to say I'm into everything

lul
If she has a pulse she's fine 
im sickened because you said that
my surgeon mind 
not in that sense kawaa , jeez

^
idk I just heard of it
I know but thats where my mind will go 

I mean I dont know if its a thing
sorry not our fault your mind thinks all the weird stuff
ye perverted lolicon loli

maybe its a thing if you add a skin color at the front of it
you’re right!
kawa just tryina bait you
I'm not even gonna google Skin Fetish, I can only imagine the horrific stuff that comes up
but its a thing
I know, but I dont really have a horse in the race when it comes to the color
you and I both kingliness
I just like skinship in general
just say you're doing research
all I can think of is grafting 
I googled skin fetish and its nothing much
guess google is being shy
I recall something about that
google is just protecting you
yes!
jeez people, here I am just talking about skinship and you gotta make it all weird with skin grafting and shit

and people call me a degen
tfw a doujin you like gets translated but the translated text was edited over with paint and also google translated

ur talking to a woman who wants to be a trauma surgeon 
well you can start now
thats a good translation

lay down and put your legs above your neck!

lewd
we bully kawa?
also what does Yoga have to do with anything

kawa says all the weird stuff
n-no!?
traumatizes my poor aquan
smh

then tries to play it off as a pure loli
Restart, tasukette
@wintry sonnet 
we do not bully kawa 
I just wanted to talk about lewd stuff and they start bringing up medical operations
reeeeeeeee
maybe dont say skin fetish like its a thing next time 
skin fetish tf
maybe dont interpret it as wanting to eat flesh
Ye

ask aquan
no u

Im perfectly fine
I accept it
@tough burrow 
I explained it was about physical contact dammit
not whatever the fuck you guys thought it meant
wrong word choice 

physical contact = sensual
I hope no one does 
We were too busy cramming pointless latin lessons
wh

Kawa the Fetish Master
to be fair, it's suspicious how you immediately called me out on being wrong about skin fetish being a thing

how would you know
I didnt know it was on a whim 
excuses
LIES
all this time I thought I was the worst person this chat harbored
Ok ok, let's stop
That goes too far at this point
No kink-shaming Kawa

the community gave me such thing

kawaa unicorn is almost complete 
"which she cant change"
complimentary happy lady
javelin is a secret blacksmith
javelin is everything
still broken 
you know what's sad

they missed out on a good "flex tape" reference on that skin


the lack of javelin emotes here is sad
are u sad
Im always sad
well its kinda to the point im happy being sad and wouldnt know what to do if I wasnt sad anymore
its some weird shit

I'm wondering what happened to that Yuubari emote I suggested
whatever that is, doesnt sound good!!
I know what happened to it
it probably sits in the mod’s emote channel
shame, it was a good emote

we need more proper sarcastic emotes here

Im a sarcastic emote


a lot of akagi’s are sarcastic
^
YuuDontSay

we didn't had another batch yet
these make comments more rude when you use them in the right context
You don't rename your botes? 

I actually dont
“who doesnt rename their boats
“
I don't 
people without imagination
you and I both restart!
Imagine not renaming botes 

I hope your nicknaming is more than just adding chan at the end
same
I don't leave default stuff though
Lol
I have 2 "Chan's"
I just dont rename in general, I use my free oaths and thats it
I have 2 chans too but they came factory standard with chan
Well, I renamed Indy to Indy-chan, but that't more of a reference
Don't believe I have any other "chan"
aran named his enterprise after me 
well.. I cant say im not the
too
you're not the loli?
not the lolicon 
since when is Unicorn a lolicon

hmm, unicorn, lolicorn
that's an idea for uni name

even worse because im cos unicorn 

You should
goodnight 
good afterning
Adios, have a good night

get cozy


☸
thanks
🕸
nice wheel
My server is named Spider's Web

She's Krumping


Lul

I named Erebus Eri 
Bel was my first SSR and pulled me through entirety of early game
She deserves it

lul
despite having 10

Lusti
and waifu 
Prinz first SSR Doubt she helped you much tho 
Prinz Eugen and Atago are my only ships without a nickname
waifu status
Lusty 1st SSR, still using her to this day
just a hater restart 
Prinz was actually one of my main PVP ships for a long time
restart hates everything
before the IJN meta came
just use a t3 blue book
EZ Overcap
oh
And just noticed after the fact


reminds me of the time i used a T3 book with only 50exp till lvl10 skill 
No
X
Y

Z
tfw Rest could have every single role in its separate line if not for one



it's not wrong you know
Time to save oil 
I'm just av-gen's block button functionality practice option
2 and a half
I regret affection farming brits now
I have no battleships or battlecruisers left who are Royal Navy and not at 100 affection

pleb
even Repulse and Renown are 100
That's some Bullshit 
I haven't even started W12 
I have all drop-only but new ones
I got agano while destroying enemies
from W12
weird rite
oh right, time to get Duke to 120
Just make her to drop from SP3 4Head
I can't be assed to waste my time on that lame ass map for a lame ass bote
ez

I got her to drop on run 54
I got her on 15th 
just did 6 more cause fuck it, at that point might as well save a bulin
Exactly
just do it with the cheapest fleet
if only they swapped the blueprints around
I'm Affinity grinding on Izzi
"grinding"
OwO

Top Heh
You could say I am the Hehking leader 

Hände heh

Leader of the Heh's``` I didn't vote for you 
I dont think you vote for Kings
Its not a DHehmocracy 
well, except Poland
I am the monarch 
As an African I can say this properly

I am the captain, the leader, the K1NG

I'm immune
they're not lootboxes, duh
ur a lootbox
rei toxic


I'd take 10 tanned Sandy please
hell yes
that's quite an impressive edit
oh boy, here it goes

If Sandy doesn't win I will actually be sad
And I love Cleveland and Monty the most out of USS botes

if it's just 1 and only USS, I guess Concord

4500 votes: 10 quick finisher
that top reward tho
they should have put the oil at the top
they should've put anything other than drills at the top
why did they even think putting up drills as top reward is a good idea 
give me.cubes 
why stop there, let's go 6000 votes for T1 plates, 8000 for T1 tech boxes
werent you short on drills back in the day
ooomg where are emy coubes frick you devs I don't want your free stuff 

if someone offered to kick you in the balls for free, would you still be grateful?

10 quick finishers is not the same as being kicked in the balls
I'm not even saying I dont appreciate the rewards, my point is merely that the drills shouldn't be the top reward when they're less valued than literally everything else they have put up
yeah drills are worthless but nobody was asking for this thing
that's like offering a 10$ gift card to 1000 people in a store lottery and then a pencil to 10 people
now that's it's here people are sad that it's not enough
nobody's even saying that
they were fine till they heard there was free stuff then they cry for something other than what they were offered lol
anything is better than nothing
who is they tho
people saying the rewards are bad
well the top reward is bad imo, but not because it's bad on its own. It's bad because it's top for whatever reason 
I'm just curious as to the logic behind the priority here
Well free stuff is free stuff. Plus, it only needs 4.5k votes out of the 60k users on the Discord
heck I'm happy if anything, the furniture tokens is what I value the most in this and you only need like a handful of peeps for that one
idk I guess people would be even more angry if they didn't get top ship and the people who did get cubes
people*
the rewards are bad, but i don't care
they didn't have to give us anything at all
the question now is
is it gonna be the obvious winner, Enty
or will people manage to push Laffey into top spot
I'm going for my girl, Washy 
didn't load for me. let me actually read stuff...
i suspect the reasoning is something like: dont give the top votes the best prize because then its worse for the people who didnt get top vote, rather keep the best prizes lower so that everyone gets benefit
oh, wow. us only. lame.
that is actually worse than the rewards.
its basically a free stuff giveaway
Well thematically it makes sense. Independence Day and all
not a contest
might as well just call it enterprise appreciation event
oh thats what they mean by independence popularity
cuz independence day
w-w-w-w-w-WHAUUUUT?? You'd dare not make use of your democratic priviledge to vote for a Turd Sandwich or a Giant Douche? HERESY


yeah, save that one for the sheep.
"get in line. it's the right thing."

why wouldnt you vote
because i'm not interested
@cosmic pier 
if they're good, sure

here, have some Loods https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm6COzCAQhg
Vote? On what
your fav USS ship
too bad Iowa's not in the game yet


not sure what's worse, enty winning or sandy winning
there. i voted for minnie.
i don't want to be held responsible for people not getting those drills.
(not that i care)
@steep scarab 




beats me

every time I set news to autoping
reeeeeeeeeeeeee
2 phones and PC all playing notification sound one after another
window open = 35 celsius on thermometer
window closed = 31 celsius
sometimes I dont understand the universe
can't into thermodynamics?
to put it short, the walls of the house/apartment have absorbed the thermal energy of the air and sunlight
times like this I wish for nuclear winter, just so we can do away with the goddamn heat. That's how much I hate summer time
so now they're also radiating with heat
fam meanwhile's like "OPEN ALL THE WINDOWS"
I'd love to get one one day
then I could do away with central heating
or well, I could, but the asshole housing cooperative has this genius regulation that removing central heating means you have to pay a monthly penalty for NOT having central heating
because fuck logic
we just run around naked
At least in Winter if it's too cold you can just put an extra shirt or two on
and it's k
you can go full nude in Summer and it's still gonna be too damn hot
go full nude
still too hot
got all sweaty and wet
slight wind
now you're sick, congrats

and I normally walk around in Winter with my jacket open
because it's too hot otherwise

I’ve got a nice, fleece blanket for winter when it comes
it's always mid-spring and summer``` same 

And I have real good immune system. The only time I got seriously ill in winter was when I went outside in the middle of fucking blizzard for some reason.
it's cause slav genes
cold resistance +10
benefits of living generations in squalor 

you dont get sick too easy
Not voting for Lulu 
I mean I would if I could vote more than 1
I love Lulu but Hammann was my first Oath
but
Honestly if you say the command and just put "Foot" as your response it should pick up Concord imo

Couldn’t that also be Ajax?
Niimi's too pure to pick up on degen like this
also that

she finally dropped she finally dropped yayyy
I didn't realise she had such cute fingernails!!!!

tfw looked at those before the chest LOL
Oh Poi
what have I become
thank
Hello there, I am evil, you can trust me 




I voted for Nicholas



minnie number 1
Well yes, but no
be careful of what u say next strawberryboi
Minneapolis
yeah rip her

had to double check on the wiki to be sure 
only reason i remember it is by literally pronouncing it Minn-E-A-polis
heh
i imagine someone speaking at a normal cadence
then slowing down to sound out the syllables for minneapolis
Who didnt vote sandy
me
Let me know so I can block u
sandy sux
Thanks
do itt

lol that syanda post
reddit always meme
which one is that
the rant bout trophy room made me think it might be him
cuz he got banned cause of that
"Problem with the mod team"
No its a problem with you
then his alt got banned too 

Lmfao
o
time to speed thru the cutscenes
12 more runs of SP3 for that glorious (read: not-so-glorious) Glorious 

Ack driving is such a hassle
Driving is fun unless theres bad traffic
Driving hurts my bottom when sitting for too long
And then my back will take the pain
damn what kind of torture seat are u sitting in

My hair looks terrible today 
How long is too long 
I couldn't gel it properly since I had to leave in a hurry 
I used to drive 180 kilometers (around 150 miles or so?) from a city to another by motorbike
The trip takes roughly 6 hours due to the fact that I often take a "short" rest of 30 minutes after every 2 hours.
Sometimes it is my work
Cos I had to arrive to the construction site to fix things for people
And sometimes it is the cheapest since I was broken lol
I don't know
I am still jobless as for now, since I was diagnosed with liver problems, along with nervous breakdown (I feel better as for now) and I need time to recover
oh, right... i wanted to apply for a job. forgot about that lol
Well, your health is the most important
true
There were some points back then that I intended to quit AL for good
I even DM intern regarding how to completely delete my AL account, but he hasn't respond, or just didn't care, or he was flooded with DM and had no time to see my message.
Anyway, it seems that we will be having the original Iris event without re-run ships
yeah 😦
The less the merrier for me
Since my cube reserve got heavily damaged by Bismarck 
to be fair, having all the rerun ships would be more beneficial
Assuming luck is on my side, yeah
not even talking luck, it's simple logistics
for one, if you were to have all the ships now, you wouldn't have to then roll again next time the event comes up, just to pick up the 1-2 ships we missed out on
I only got Bismarck at the very last days of her event
and indirectly as a result of that, if you ace construction now, it means the 2nd run you'll be completely cube-free
That is still the same amount of cubes you used
not exactly
the only reason i am somewhat pessimistic is the fact that we've only had one real rerun so far
that would be assuming you won't end up getting the ships you would on rerun that you already got previously
so when exactly do they think is this event's rerun is going to happen?
those ships will still be there in the rerun, meaning they will directly interfere with the new rate ups
I don't know
Giving that EN is catching up, everything is pretty much random and non chronological
For example, me
i think it will take way longer
How long was the time period between two VDiR event?
no idea, but fallen wings was 8 months or so ago
@stuck copper intern stopped replying to individual dms unless its a matter he needs to handle directly
even i got ignored 
I asked him once regarding the connection on SEA server and he replied
Visitors Dyed in Red: September 30th - October 19th 2018 was the original date
thats why i say stopped
rerun was March 21
i used to talk to him in dms too























