Worst Possible Luck

[vestal plank]

A mod that simulates a hypothetical noita run with the worst luck imaginable.
Fairly low effort as I made this in a single afternoon, this is probably never going to occur in an actual run since there's only ~2billion possible seeds and I imagine you'd need quintillions to find something even 1/10 as bad as this.

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3713134977

[abstract raptor]

hmmmm...

[lime knot]

a worthy challenge

[drowsy sierra]

YYYYES

Does this mod force a seed?

[abstract raptor]

probably not cause it probably would be an undertaking to find the statistically worse possible seed generation

[unique berry]

got this weird bug with a couple of the firebugs just staying still

also was a little disappointed that the chaos die doesn't always pick :(

[unique berry]

oh i see why you were asking about the worst fungal shifts now lol

[hasty yew]

freeze field!!

fire immunity detected

why is the starting flask good?

are the starting wand stats the worst possible?

"worst luck"

isnt nwt good because there are no good spells?

most intriguing

[abstract raptor]

that's vanilla behavior

[vestal plank]

Ah true, I forgot about biome modifiers

I should make it rain acid at the start of the game everytime too

Player ghosts should also never spawn since they could be forced to give actually useful spells

[cinder basalt]

Worst possible luck is for all wands in the starter zone to be nukes

[vestal plank]

I thought about that, but if I gave the player nukes then they'd have a reliable source of damage

[hasty yew]

^

[unique berry]

I mean technically wouldn’t the worst possible luck be no wands spawning in the first place?

[drowsy sierra]

This is true

There are so many factors that contribute to "bad luck" in Noita

[vestal plank]

Iirc wand generation is procedural, so they're always guaranteed to eventually spawn

[cinder basalt]

After playing a bit

Here's some tweaks

Runestones become way more common, all potions must be lava and first fungal shift is held->acid

Also add more variety to the spells

Rocks, explosive boxes, so many you can use to troll

[cinder basalt]

Also fire bolts where pretty reliable

[vestal plank]

I don't think held --> acid is as dangerous as flammable gas --> mimicium, since even a lava --> acid shift would make the world safer

I do think more spell variety would be good though
Having nothing but odd firebolts and bifurcated casts is a little boring

[drowsy sierra]

I agree tbf