❓ | QOTD #435 ❤️‍🩹

[tiny vigil]

bold of me to assume anyone's gonna buff me

[limber horizon]

beans

[light rain]

its your physical heart

[tiny vigil]

no-

don't promote terrorism here

[sacred dove]

its not terrorism if the government does it

president dongled trunk proved that himself

[lone rune]

chat 😭

are we serious

nah thats not as fun

[silk creek]

but its a literal heart break you die.

[vivid shore]

Demoted from staff to s1

[lone rune]

you're providing the BUFF

[silk creek]

really

[silk creek]

all will be giving me debuffs

[tiny vigil]

[vivid shore]

D*mote demon

[lone rune]

nah cuz making debuffs for debuffs already isnt that great

[silk creek]

what about

[wise steeple]

What if the heart just hurts like hell but only for a minute? (No injuries involved)

[brazen whale]

** You are now Level 3! **

[silk creek]

every second there is a 1/2 chance you die instantly

[fair brook]

You explode if you breath or use anything to move

And if you live you still die cus i said so

[slender moth]

buff: you get a slice of cheese if it happens

[waxen vault]

Idk

[native nimbus]

Buff: The person who broke your heart faces a random debuff

[stuck comet]

But you don't talk to anyone so no one can break your heart

[tiny vigil]

🥹

[tiny vigil]

an actual good buff

[wise steeple]

Heres another buff:
The person who broke your heart will end up falling for you but only realize it a month after, leaving them in regret.

[tiny vigil]

🥀 i want this to be real

[wise steeple]

[stone flower]

Buff: It always the hottest girls, and they always have intercourse with you multiple times before

[cosmic gust]

what?

[wise steeple]

One small issue: all of them that did were secretly holding his baby

[cosmic gust]

w

[stone flower]

OHHHH LOOL

[cosmic gust]

buff: a small ghost licks the toes of the person who broke your heart

[stone musk]

buff: you dont have or need a heart

[cosmic gust]

that works

[dark sequoia]

testicular cancer

[fair rock]

THE HELL DID I MISS AT THE TOP??

[cosmic gust]

what?

[vivid shore]

to tear out your tongue/hand and make you never do something

[fair rock]

buff: everyone loves you (more than they already do )

[vivid shore]

[cosmic gust]

ik right

[simple shell]

HELP WHAY

[simple shell]

WHAT

[simple shell]

WHAT

[fiery wigeon]

wait so i give a buff or what?

[tiny vigil]

best one

[tiny vigil]

excuse me what-

😭

[stone flower]

IK it’s amazing

[dry ravine]

your power is your finanly free from the beans

[stone musk]

yay :D

[vivid pelican]

your heart can obliterate anyone you want

[ripe fog]

@tiny vigil imagine if you do a fav staff qotd 😭

jokes aside,

Buff: Considerate

[vast yoke]

your broken heart becomes sharp, so you can break others when your heart is broken

[cerulean plank]

quite literally your heart can break.

[placid wolf]

literally everyone finds you attractive (even the opposite gender)

[hearty venture]

debuff: but people tend to naturally avoid you even if you directly confront them.

[stone flower]

Holy shit

[stone flower]

https://tenor.com/view/that-may-be-a-bitch-too-far-arthur-broussard-mid-century-modern-that's-a-bit-harsh-that-was-uncalled-for-gif-6638524051971487788

[median coyote]

you never miss a gun shot

[tall zenith]

You are a lich, and your heart is your phylactery

[slate gulch]

scream 67

[tiny vigil]

i just won't confront then

ez

[tiny vigil]

💀 whoa

[tiny vigil]

💀 im happy if this works on latinas

[median coyote]

self defense