#❓ | QOTD #435 ❤️🩹
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beans
its your physical heart
its not terrorism if the government does it
president dongled trunk proved that himself
but its a literal heart break you die.
Demoted from staff to s1
you're providing the BUFF
really
all will be giving me debuffs

D*mote demon
nah cuz making debuffs for debuffs already isnt that great
what about
What if the heart just hurts like hell but only for a minute? (No injuries involved)
** You are now Level 3! **
every second there is a 1/2 chance you die instantly
You explode if you breath or use anything to move
And if you live you still die cus i said so
buff: you get a slice of cheese if it happens
Idk
Buff: The person who broke your heart faces a random debuff
But you don't talk to anyone so no one can break your heart
an actual good buff
Heres another buff:
The person who broke your heart will end up falling for you but only realize it a month after, leaving them in regret.
🥀 i want this to be real

Buff: It always the hottest girls, and they always have intercourse with you multiple times before
what?
One small issue: all of them that did were secretly holding his baby
OHHHH LOOL
buff: a small ghost licks the toes of the person who broke your heart
buff: you dont have or need a heart
testicular cancer
THE HELL DID I MISS AT THE TOP??
what?
to tear out your tongue/hand and make you never do something
buff: everyone loves you (more than they already do
)

ik right
HELP WHAY
WHAT
WHAT
wait so i give a buff or what?
best one
excuse me what-
😭
IK it’s amazing
your power is your finanly free from the beans
yay :D
your heart can obliterate anyone you want
your broken heart becomes sharp, so you can break others when your heart is broken
quite literally your heart can break.
literally everyone finds you attractive (even the opposite gender)
debuff: but people tend to naturally avoid you even if you directly confront them.
Holy shit
you never miss a gun shot
You are a lich, and your heart is your phylactery
scream 67
i just won't confront then
ez
💀 whoa
💀 im happy if this works on latinas
self defense
