❓ | QOTD #400🗣️🔥

[inner sinew]

cmon guys this is ez, so many debuffs i can think of already

[hybrid reef]

you never technically touch things as atoms dont touch

[misty sleet]

You have no arms.

[short pasture]

** You are now Level 1! **

[ionic peak]

You can only touch living things and it works

[woeful tinsel]

i don't have to say anything, you debuffed yourself

[west rapids]

You dont have arm

[warm sleet]

Your autistic and touch yourself

[plain wharf]

Yeah but everything you touch into gold are actually pure gold and even softer than it is

[inner sinew]

🦵

[plain wharf]

What

[inner sinew]

time to sell my friends

[tacit egret]

The power is the debuff
You can’t turn it off
You can’t eat
So you just starve

[misty sleet]

Your hands are glued to your body.

[inner sinew]

logical answer

[ionic peak]

😭

[inner sinew]

hmmmmmm

[ionic peak]

Oh and also you cannot sell anything

[inner sinew]

good good

[zenith crown]

your debuff is that anything nearby warps enough to where you cant touch anything

[plain wharf]

So they're prone to breaking

[inner sinew]

im gold💅💅💅💅💅💅💅

[west rapids]

The part you touch become alive and will follow you and evil

[inner sinew]

good one

[plain wharf]

But digestible 🤤

[tacit egret]

Has NOBODY heard of what happened to Midas?

[warm sundial]

You can only turn your family to gold

[inner sinew]

ill warp u first then

[misty sleet]

You can't move as your gold, basically a statue.

[inner sinew]

💔

[zenith crown]

silly goose, it auto unwarps when you go away from it

[warm sleet]

Yeah Hes lonely and autistic so he touches himself and Hes gold

[crisp loom]

you lose your hands

[inner sinew]

ill rule america with this one

[thorny sail]

Midas touch itself is the debuff, imagine feeling an itch on your face, imagine eating nothing but gold, etc. You'd basically become a statue in a day or so.

[inner sinew]

🗣️🔥so that ppl can remember me for decades

[zenith crown]

fine your debuff is all of your muslces are made of gold so gl moving

[thorny sail]

Yeah, you're still gonna die though 🤣

[inner sinew]

💅ill sell them to get new ons

[inner sinew]

like i care?

[tacit egret]

Too late
Already said that one
Where you just die in some way
Like starvation

[inner sinew]

😁

[plain wharf]

Lonely and autistic just means something

[zenith crown]

what if you ate a gold sheeted food, whats the food gonna do, turn the gold sheeted paper into gold?

[tacit egret]

And the food itself

[warm sleet]

Or maybe every time he touches something, it chips off his own humanity, making him slowly inhumane and insane.

[thorny sail]

hmmmmmm, good point

[inner sinew]

i can already feel that

[wooden jungle]

your entire family dies

[warm sleet]

Damn that just means you need help-

[tacit egret]

Hmmmm
Can we ban anyone saying “you loose x limb”?
It’s cheating

[thorny sail]

then the gold defies physics and is 3000 tonnes heavy, no matter the size XD

[inner sinew]

💔but no one ever does

[warm sleet]

That’s crazy

[inner sinew]

actually yes

[warm sleet]

Well I’d help but I made my own therapist need therapy so…

[tacit egret]

Yay

[inner sinew]

🥹im therapist for everyone but no one is for me

[warm sleet]

I can be your therapist 😄

[inner sinew]

no genuinely i give consultations from the experiences and situations i have went thru

i have survived the teenage where most of the RSC members are stuck

[obtuse knoll]

Consumes part of your body every time you activate Midas touch

[inner sinew]

🥹

[inner sinew]

why yall hate my body so much, it happened in all 6 episodes

😭

[thorny sail]

I could try (jk I cant)

[warm sleet]

Well honestly I give advice to ppl who feel suicidal or have friends that do bc my own friend committed suicide so…

The least I can do is help others

[thorny sail]

its the best thing to mess around with

[inner sinew]

sorry to hear about your friend
but yes, i have the same objective

[inner sinew]

💀 u sound like a serial killer w that

[warm sleet]

Thank you

[thorny sail]

Sorry for your loss man.

[warm sleet]

Appreciate it

[inner sinew]

what if i hire a gf with gold to feed me

https://tenor.com/view/the-more-you-know-gif-27063052

[smoky acorn]

isnt the power already a debuff

[inner sinew]

yes sir

[thorny sail]

2 ppls already mentioned it

ppl*

[smoky acorn]

oh

[halcyon bloom]

Debuff: you still think the people and objects even after they become gold are real, alive, and/or functional. No one can convince you otherwise

[inner sinew]

so basically i go mentally insane again

😒 come with smth new

[thorny sail]

mental disadvantage.

[smoky acorn]

debuff: anything you touch becomes fools gold and not gold

[inner sinew]

money heist season 5 last ep tactic

[halcyon bloom]

Debuff: a random gold nugget appears any where in your body. Literally anywhere

[distant echo]

Ur just delusional and nothing turned gold people just feel sorry for u

[halcyon bloom]

Every time

You do the touch

[thorny sail]

I got one: there is a 50% chance the gold is fake

[inner sinew]

weird

[inner sinew]

that's not a debuff if the power isn't real

common sense bro

[neon sedge]

but it also transforms every connected atom, so if you touch a rock on the ground, it’ll also turn the earth into gold, since the rock is touching the ground

[smoky acorn]

anything you touch just gets colored in gold as if you just dumped a bucket of golden colored paint on them

[short pasture]

** You are now Level 5! **

[inner sinew]

now this one is a debuff

just not for me

[distant echo]

Then uh

[inner sinew]

my fake jewellery business will skyrocket

[halcyon bloom]

Debuff: they turn into steel 3 seconds after becoming gold.

[distant echo]

U turn gold the instance u get power cuz ur skin is touching u and ur flesh is touching u etc

[charred pollen]

Best debuff trust:

Every time something you touch becomes gold, there’s a 67% chance you only get 0.67 grams of it, and a 33% chance you js get it normal

🔥

[inner sinew]

this will take millions of years since process can't be instantaneously fast

[inner sinew]

bro just squeezed every inch of math here

[smoky acorn]

debuff: instead of it turning anything into gold, it just forces you to touch people named midas

[halcyon bloom]

Debuff:

[inner sinew]

😁👍 galvanized square steel business

[charred pollen]

[distant echo]

Fire debuff

[inner sinew]

watch urself....

[smoky acorn]

wait lemme rename myself to midas rq

[inner sinew]

yeah i rather become a statue than living this bs life sob

[inner sinew]

AY

[crisp loom]

debuff: you lose your hands making your power useless

[inner sinew]

😭

[smoky acorn]

nyeheh

[crisp loom]

[obtuse knoll]

Use the ability and everybody else will also get Midas touch

[halcyon bloom]

Debuff: Midas touch in this case isn't as they turn into gold, but they get replaced by an object with the same mass as you made purely out of gold. Now given, they turn into gold only WHILE you are in contact with them, effectively making the superpower almost worthless

[inner sinew]

bro im gonna blacklist the person who's gonna cut my hands

😭THINK OF SMTH ELSE

[halcyon bloom]

Bro this is a hard one

Midas touch is already a debuff

[inner sinew]

we together turn the world golden

[obtuse knoll]

Yessir

[inner sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/kpop-demon-hunters-honmoon-golden-gif-15330954285254400597

[crisp loom]

😔

[short pasture]

** You are now Level 1! **

[halcyon bloom]

Bro I can't think of anything

[inner sinew]

this is not even midas touch anymore
u just cooked smth unrelated

[obtuse knoll]

Use the ability but it changes ur gender

[inner sinew]

yeah idm considering i have a masculine and feminine side depending on the person I talk to

[halcyon bloom]

Yeah I don't know what to do

Like

[slate bay]

it only works one atom at a time

[crisp loom]

debuff: it takes a hundred years to actually turn the object you touch into gold

[halcyon bloom]

Debuff: you get a heart attack every time

Ifk

[crisp loom]

💔

[inner sinew]

i kinda agree, i just feels like i played reverse card by giving myself a debuff

😀

[halcyon bloom]

But you said it was easy 😭

[inner sinew]

now how to make the debuff even worse is in yalls hands

[obtuse knoll]

Using the ability makes your life 1 year shorter

[neon sedge]

wait does it work only with hands or any part of the body

[short pasture]

** You are now Level 1! **

[distant echo]

U r better being a statue

[inner sinew]

i thought it would be but i didn't realise i can cope up

[distant echo]

Jk

[inner sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/the-more-you-know-gif-10358303

[inner sinew]

😭🙏lmao

[halcyon bloom]

Ummmmmm

[neon sedge]

answer pls

[inner sinew]

hmmmm
most probably hands

don't cut my hands now

[obtuse knoll]

Using the ability loses ur hands

[inner sinew]

bro this is being stretched every sunday now

smth new

[neon sedge]

i was gonna say that dead cells wont be considered a part of you so they'll instantly turn into gold

but eh

[thorny sail]

I cant think of a single debuff sunday where your body is in one piece 😭

[inner sinew]

i want this guy to be executed

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/710563050025123882/1418940796744503337/speechmemified_pasteimage_4.gif

😭yall cutting my hands ISN'T a logical debuff

[crisp loom]

why tho

its like

ok so what about the power being delayed by a 100 years

[obtuse knoll]

Using the ability consumes ur legs

[inner sinew]

i keep forgetting i can't say that word

[dusk blade]

Eating will make u smaller

[inner sinew]

now yall are behind my legs

what's next, shoulders😭?

[halcyon bloom]

Debuff: they're stuck to the ground wherever you transformed them

They cannot be moved no matter how hard you try

[inner sinew]

ill say delay is more of a limitation, not a debuff

like ur limiting my powers but it's not a debuff

[halcyon bloom]

If they weren't on the ground up in transformation, they turn 6x as heavy instantly

When they touch a surface, they cannot be moved

[crisp loom]

oknew debuff. you cant use the power

[obtuse knoll]

Using the ability makes u genderless

[inner sinew]

💀 considering the density of gold, it's pretty much obvious

[halcyon bloom]

No it's like

[inner sinew]

now this is straight stewpidity

[halcyon bloom]

Even if you got

[inner sinew]

😭

[halcyon bloom]

A bunch of people to lift it

[inner sinew]

how mean

[crisp loom]

stew

[inner sinew]

💔

[halcyon bloom]

Even a construction crew with a crane or smth

They could not lift it

[inner sinew]

since u tried so hard, ill give +1 for this

[halcyon bloom]

Line they're fused to the ground

[obtuse knoll]

Using the ability makes you own roblox

[neon sedge]

you lose your han-

[obtuse knoll]

Using the ability consumes your life

[crisp loom]

you can only use it on things that are coloured purple naturally (so if its painted it has to be natural paint or something)

🟪

[obtuse knoll]

Using the ability makes you rock hard

[crisp loom]

💔

[obtuse knoll]

Using the ability makes your life no lifer

[arctic harness]

well t he buff is also debuff

imagine u wanna touch urself and u turn into gold

so ur statue means ur dead

Then is buff =debuff???

[zenith halo]

Debuff: The gold effect only lasts for 1 day. after that the thing you touched will turn back to its original state and then after another day will cease to exist

Would also be a funny buff tho if you sell the gold

[tardy bronze]

Whenever you touch somthing, papers will appear in your pocket that state that you now own that item. (Permanently) this also works on people

[urban mantle]

the original story that invented this power has taught you that the power will ruin your life

no debuff needed when the power itself is a debuff

[wheat sage]

beans

[grizzled thorn]

i kill you

[tidal wyvern]

you live in fortnite now

[near bay]

Type shit

Debuff: when you touch something, it stays gold for only 2 days, then turns into wood.

Yes, you can re-touch it

[urban mantle]

shit

[dull tangle]

but it works at random for a random amount of time

[quaint heron]

It only works on humans

[raw iris]

you can't touch yourself anymore

[limpid edge]

debuff?! nah, buff. You dont have midas touch anymore. youre welcome

[analog ermine]

Debuff: you no longer have the midas touch

[urban mantle]

that's a buff

[signal yacht]

Everything and everyone around you always has gojos infinity active

[unborn lagoon]

ur power activates on yourself as soon as any cells in ur body collide with each other

meaning you just instantly die

cuz ur blood cells will collide with the walls of ur vessels

[vivid wedge]

technically, atoms dont touch so you cant turn anything into gold, but you can flex you "have" Midas touch

[short pasture]

** You are now Level 2! **

[old merlin]

Every time you make something gold It will chain to 3 to 5 nearby masses (objects people etc).

[opal zephyr]

touch your enemies

then melt them down

into gold bars

[round garnet]

im touching the ground