❓ | QOTD #393

[vague heron]

bring it up

[thorny willow]

the only people you can fight are the homeless

[peak kelp]

ice

[granite ember]

whenever you try to spend money, the transfer will always take a whole week

[gloomy bluff]

Did that fail to send or was it deleted?

[vague heron]

my fav hobby let's go

[past oar]

Asian Chappals

[junior flower]

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[vague heron]

🥀yeah sure they can wait

[urban pagoda]

You are spoiled rich and so have like no skills whatsoever

[jagged cairn]

you live in constant fear of losing power and are never able to have any true relationship without another human being because everyone around you is only around you for your money and power

[vague heron]

but im rich so doesn't matter
i can buy skilled ppl🗿

[vague heron]

idcccc im richhhhh

[lunar abyss]

Be more miserable than Spiderman

[thorny willow]

you have to fight jesus every 7 minutes

[vague heron]

okay man

[gloomy bluff]

I read this as superman
Was not trying to steal it

[vague heron]

💀wtf don't bring jesus here

[junior flower]

tldr you keep duplicating money until you literally suffocate in it, you cant get rid of it, it always comes back

[thorny willow]

brings jesus here

[valid crypt]

Bro after like a month you’ll get depressed bc there’s nothing more to do with ur money bc you’ve done everything

[sleek talon]

Jesus is king

[vague heron]

im broke and still depressed

what's the difference

[zealous lynx]

You are rich by South Sudan standards

[heavy narwhal]

Debuff: You can only use money on footcare

[desert junco]

🔥

[urban pagoda]

But have so little skill, you don’t know who to buy

[vague heron]

gotta get those feet shiny

[desert junco]

Zimbabwe dollars

[vague heron]

ill buy a manager who will buy skilled ppl🗿

[thorny willow]

you have to get rid of the maggots under your skin with all of the money

[vague heron]

ewwwww

[gloomy bluff]

You die after spending a certain amount of money
This is random and you do not know the number
You will be constantly paranoid

[valid crypt]

If I killed you, you wouldn’t be rich anymore 😛

[vague heron]

ill spend a dolla and go hug jesus

[vague heron]

waiting

[heavy narwhal]

Debuff: All of it came from illegal efforts and the cops are on your tail except they've teamed with the everlasting snail

[vague heron]

hmmmmmmmm

[civic kraken]

debuff: Police searches for yo uand if htey will find you you will be arrested for 5 months

imean all the police in the country

[heavy narwhal]

Debuff: Every second you lose one dollar

[long rover]

you cant use the money for anything

[heavy narwhal]

that's not a creative debuff

cuz like

[long rover]

shut yo bih ahh up

[heavy narwhal]

if he's rich but he cant use the money for anything he's broke

kind of a contradiction

Debuff: You forget all of math. ALL of it

[dim light]

Your debuff is that you can only spent all your money on BEANS

[heavy narwhal]

Debuff: A hiatal hernia appears in your esophagus

[old warren]

skibidi hail

[gray cypress]

The next economic crash is next week

[uneven jackal]

You are rich but your disabled from top to bottom

[crude urchin]

taxes

[stray heron]

.

[brittle rivet]

its a dream

[glacial folio]

Debuff: You're only rich because of half of your country's economy given to you. People WILL use percents of your money for greed and waste on projects or fundraisers and the half save lives

Then the economy strikes down when it keeps giving you more money

[versed willow]

You're rich because you won the lottery and you are being hunted down by your friends, family, and even strangers.

[sick talon]

your head gets blown off

[swift crest]

your financially illiterate

[supple escarp]

Everyone time you spend anything, everyone else in the world gets double of the cost of what you spent

[mild flame]

only in 10000 years

[delicate kayak]

But you cannot give anything to the poor or charity

[proper heart]

you got locked out of your bank account snd can't get back in it forever

[dim ether]

you are rich however you ran over a man in your toyota corolla in the year 2006. nothing ever came of it

[still crater]

rich in imagination

[kind fog]

Your rich in 1800s money

[uncut violet]

You're rich but you can only spend this money on the opposite side of the world that you live in

[autumn patio]

you are rich but you spend all your money on shitcoins

[untold belfry]

You somehow get dragged into every internet drama

[wary prairie]

Everytime u use/interact with ur money, the people around u die

[stuck sonnet]

** You are now Level 1! **

[scarlet zenith]

must spend all money on beans

[remote pond]

tax increases by 40%

[eager star]

your name is rich

[keen apex]

Debuff: you are no longer rich

[pale lark]

unlimited games but no games ahh

debuff: cant spend it

[north wadi]

debuff: you owe me $inf

[stable karma]

Debuff : You didnt pay your taxes 🤲🏻☝🏻😢

[sharp surge]

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[foggy badge]

Debuff : Ur orphaned

[frigid geyser]

every step u take u become the brokie of the world

[pine badger]

But 2x electricity bills 3x service bills (guards, personal chefs) and 4x water bills