#❓ | QOTD #390
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beans
i jumped off a bridge 💀💀
Womp womp
just tell the lie you idiot
i didnt get to get it on cam 😔
that's the lie
mhm
I puked out blood
If you love life, don't waste time, for time is what life is made up of. 💗
exactly, don't waste time on me
santa being real
bro is srs lmao
Is that the lie?
That my teachers can see my WhatsApp status and Dishonorably discharge me
Patience
yes
go cry to ur mom not me
67
lmao
so dry how old are you buddy
41-67
Idk the biggest lie I have ever been told by everyone, my memory is as good as goldfish💔
This is so beans
😮
Santa
Minnie Mouse knowing what doormat is
Because once people say patience is key it fucking irritates because the same thing it doesnt affect them and they're impatient
beans
I dont see them lying because its genuine stupid
@exotic adder you arent verified dawg
thats why its getting deleted
U have the best username
thanks broseph
Yw
5th grade i was playing on the school computers and looking at well certain things and the teacher saw everything but i just said "just looking at this wallpaper" and got in trouble
Lie someone told you not you telling a lie
Someone told me that the world is normal once
one time chat gpt told me that it was not capable of generating images
"going outside is too dangerous"
( I never went outside thanks to that lie. )
that these QOTDs are good
** You are now Level 6! **
someone likes you
you should NOT get big I liked you better SMALL
(referring to muscle not fats)
my ex bru
what a liar
you SHOULD get big
it DOES make a difference in how people treat you and your own self esteem
I'm not gay - a friend of mine
This.
I love you
"Monsters will get you if you don't sleep now" man 😭
“I’m gonna go to the supermarket and be right back’
** You are now Level 4! **
Life will get on your side once, just believe in it
that I like wine and alcohol
"homework is good"
wtf is ts
“I’m not stalking you” 
“I don’t like you” he says as he proceeds to watch everything I do and randomly start conversations with me
“I’ll be right back with the milk”
My mom saying there is a green parrot that tells her anything when it's her talking on the phone of course 4 year old me never cought on
stolen that meme from the vid fr
When i ned to tell text i told that i surely did remember it and didn’t read it
But ir i did read it
the question isnt about you
its about another person
“Santa is real”
i bet you can’t prove that he doesn’t exist
get ready to jolly post guys it’s almost chrimbo 🎄 🎅
I bet you can’t prove that he does exist
well if he doesn’t exist then who leaves the presents under the tree
and who flies the magical sleigh?
Can you prove that this exists?
Funny story
My brother was asked to help wrap the presents while he still believed in santa 
That, my friend, is an art piece
how would they be able to paint him so fast if his sleigh is faster than light though
They made it up
proof?
Average found footage monster: