i paid 8 dollars for this pizza

[flint delta]

i can't believe this, this pizza was called a pepperoni pizza and doesn't even have pepperoni on it, just cheapest sausage from local basement store
the dough is 2mm thin and yet, no crust anywhere
it feels like the recipe was originally a sweet bun, but they just removed sugar from it and called it pizza dough
not a single soul of yeast was sacrificed to make this pizza
this tomato sauce feels like they just crushed a tomato and poured a quarter of that tomato around the crust, just for a look. i can't even feel it
this cheese tastes like oversalted plastic, it has no cheese taste to it at all

frozen pizza would look better than this
a 1 dollar hotdog from basement store would taste better than this

[jagged vessel]

Depressive

[pine grotto]

school pizza

[atomic obsidian]

you have been scam maybe

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