❓ | QOTD #374

[graceful dust]

where are my tuff ppl

[stone spoke]

ice

[dusky remnant]

Whaat

[fringe acorn]

I swear if somebody says beans

[native mango]

Skibidy rizz

[dusky remnant]

get another copilot

beans

[digital solar]

im not

[sinful terrace]

hey bbg

[craggy beacon]

** You are now Level 1! **

[ripe shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/god-of-war-guy-falling-gif-26391457

[fringe acorn]

I am going to send you a job application.

[quiet cedar]

beans

[sand loom]

Beans

[ripe shuttle]

jump out of plane

[atomic marsh]

Take the parachut what a dumbass question is that?

[neon portal]

I jump the moment the plane crashes or something isn't that how you do it

[teal walrus]

when we're about to crash, jump to cancel out the fall

[dusky remnant]

Censor j*bbb

[left cedar]

Democracy protects

[narrow skiff]

Shoot the captain, shoot the co-captain, shoot them both again to make sure they're dead, steal their parachutes and jump out

[sand loom]

Wait, are we in jet 2 holiday airplane?

[tacit sapphire]

Write my will and proclaim that all my property belongs to Mr beast so he can make another video

[graceful dust]

ur getting a mcnugget

[exotic temple]

I've played flight simulator I think I can land the plane safely

[atomic marsh]

Ohh yea I will tie all the clothes from the passenger and I creat a parachute

[narrow skiff]

Only one? 🥺

[cerulean lichen]

I can land this plane, ez

[stuck matrix]

Parry block dodge

[craggy beacon]

** You are now Level 2! **

[cosmic aurora]

jump off the plane with a water bucket and do an epic clutch

[sand loom]

I'll do the cpr

[left cedar]

Weaklings, jump out and downslam

[graceful dust]

imagine everyone teams up against u and throw u off the plane naked

😭

[leaden island]

if you just ate them there should still be a way to get them back...

[narrow skiff]

Use my cheeks as wings

[stuck matrix]

Either this or go inside the copliot and unclogging the nugget

[atomic marsh]

I will use my cloth then?

[craggy beacon]

** You are now Level 6! **

[atomic marsh]

Fucking dumbass

[cerulean lichen]

Imagine using the 377.44 million miles of adn in your body to create a parachute

[graceful dust]

very practical isn't it?

[cosmic aurora]

how r you gonna take the parachutes out of ur stomach? poo?

[sand loom]

Give all my point state to def

[atomic marsh]

I will cut open yout organs and take the parachutes out of your stomach

I have a Swiss army knife

[cerulean lichen]

Mish

[graceful dust]

too late burps

[forest briar]

Bro ran out of ideas what is this 😭

[cerulean lichen]

You cant eat parachutes, you will be dead because well the parachutes literally made you ran out of oxygen and you are die

[atomic marsh]

Surely it will come out

[graceful dust]

wanted to check how good everyone is

[forest briar]

Fart a thin membrane just thick enough to expand and make that as the parachute

[graceful dust]

im ded lol, don't think about me

[sand loom]

Wait until u sh*t to get the parachutes

[narrow skiff]

Duuuude if you wanna do something do it right. What you SHOULD be doing is making sure you have an SMG with you, kill all the passengers, THEN use your swiss army knife to cut all the cheeks off the passengers (All four cheeks) and tie them together with the veins and arteries to make an extremely effective parachute

[forest briar]

Cons : very painful activity
Pros : you don’t die

[cerulean lichen]

I can use you like a parachute so

[cosmic aurora]

who in the world can be this extremely loose 🥀

[narrow skiff]

My dead great aunt 🙁

[cosmic aurora]

damn

[forest briar]

crazy are u my friend

[tacit sapphire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1299428506433753141/1325410752437420114/giphy.gif

[forest briar]

Because coincidently

My classmate

Lost his aunt last week

[narrow skiff]

Im 18

[forest briar]

oh nvm

[narrow skiff]

My great aunt died 10 years ago to some sort of disease that thins the human body by sucking out all the nutrients

[atomic marsh]

I don't have a smg you dumbass only a Swiss army knife why tf shouldi have a smg they would already arrest me at the airport

[ancient holly]

jump out on the last few seconds in order to take least damage
if there is water, just jump in it ofc

[cerulean lichen]

Doxed*

[forest briar]

sorry for your loss

[narrow skiff]

ty

[sand loom]

[cerulean lichen]

No you cant

You still will die

[narrow skiff]

I'm Manager of my local Walmart.

😄

[cerulean lichen]

Mish

[narrow skiff]

Not if your a pro like me

[narrow skiff]

Enta bet2ool eh ya?

[tacit sapphire]

I might have to conduct a preliminary investigation at your Walmart for suspicious activity of engaging in RSC

[atomic marsh]

You meant dumbass

[cerulean lichen]

What the fuck you just said? I dont understand any word you just said lol

[tacit sapphire]

This is not acceptable

[narrow skiff]

UHMMM

[narrow skiff]

Yeah how did you know?

[tacit sapphire]

I'll bring my dog

[narrow skiff]

Lol nobody does

[narrow skiff]

Is it drug sniffing? 😟

[cerulean lichen]

And what that means?

[narrow skiff]

not gonna say 😏

[cerulean lichen]

Why

[cerulean lichen]

You will use your dog by parachute?! 😨

[narrow skiff]

Bc most of you will probably beat me up

[narrow skiff]

LOL

[cerulean lichen]

Dm?

[atomic marsh]

I know it

[narrow skiff]

As in direct message?

[atomic marsh]

I am trying to marry my sister in Crusader kings 3 but I cant

[lone basin]

I will survive by surviving

[narrow skiff]

UHMMMM

[atomic marsh]

I need it for achivment

[cerulean lichen]

Yeah, thats dm
Direct Message

[cerulean lichen]

[atomic marsh]

I need it for a achievement

[narrow skiff]

...

Bros playing Minecraft IRL

[cerulean lichen]

Why tf theres a achievement of that 😭

[atomic marsh]

Idk

I need it for the likes

I am speed running

[narrow skiff]

WEIRD PERSON
Marry Your Sister!
Reward: 30 Minecoins!

[craggy beacon]

** You are now Level 3! **

[cerulean lichen]

Why you are speedrunning that

[atomic marsh]

Ohh my fucking god

For the likes

And subs

I am speed running a game

Proully never heard of it

[cerulean lichen]

And that game is about marrying your sister?

[narrow skiff]

XD

[atomic marsh]

No it's about anexing country and medieval thingy

It's called crusader kings 3

[cerulean lichen]

And why you not make a empire?

[atomic marsh]

Already did that

[cerulean lichen]

I know that game, i didnt know that theres a achievement about that

[cerulean lichen]

Make the first reich

(Idk what the hell reich means)

[atomic marsh]

Bro it already exist

[cerulean lichen]

Ik, make it you

[atomic marsh]

rich

[cerulean lichen]

Mish

[ancient holly]

then just sob and pray

[atomic marsh]

I guess cant marry my sis

I think that's a mod

I'll just the child of my sis then

(She is 56)

I am 57

[cerulean lichen]

Why tf theres a mod about that

[atomic marsh]

Idk why are you always asking me

[cerulean lichen]

Wait...

Why you installed that mod

[atomic marsh]

I didn't I thought it's build into the game?

[cerulean lichen]

The creators of that game have a lot of imagination

[atomic marsh]

Lol

I marry the child of the child of my sis then

Heil skibidi

[quiet magnet]

ofc you ate all the parachutes @graceful dust

[silent jacinth]

jump right when the plane goes into the water

so no fall damage

[flint flicker]

make a human skin parachute

[leaden perch]

/gamemode creative

[keen lagoon]

id swallow the nugget

[deft echo]

if co-pilot gone = true then
print("what th happened to the pilot?")
end

[fluid crypt]

im not the main character, im gonna accept my fate

[deft echo]

Just go get the pilot, get to work @graceful dust .

[jaunty cloud]

Heimlich maneuver

Get the heck on that cockpit

[hasty maple]

idk i would tell the pilot to do his job

[jaunty cloud]

And push that nuggie out

[round sage]

put it in rice

[fringe acorn]

it come with eggwuh

[honest copper]

Realistically this would never happen because the other pilot would fly the plane

[lyric basalt]

have them un-choke the fucking McNugget

[bitter night]

Crash into the nearest building so that way i get the most xp

[tardy vale]

Ngl i would js jump right before we touched the ground. That way i would take very little fall dmg

[ionic apex]

I'll listen to Teto Territory

[dark gazelle]

use the gray roles as a shield

[dark gazelle]

if copilotgone == true then
  print("what th happened to the   pilot?")
end

get it right

[jolly lake]

if were above water just jump and pray its not shallow

[brazen hemlock]

I'm gonna open your stomach full of parachutes and save everyone

[fierce mulch]

human shield with grey roles

and save you @graceful dust

[proper mesa]

Local Airplane = game.workspace.Boeing 747.Anchored = True

Did i do great?

[simple granite]

are we a descendant of the airplane? 😭

[winter narwhal]

like this

[molten girder]

Screams

[burnt minnow]

i brought my elytra. easy escape in my life

[left token]

Best answer

[narrow kraken]

What are all these answers

I am becoming the new pilot, Roblox flight sim experience finna pay off ✈️😎

[woeful barn]

Drive the plane

[burnt star]

who is yourself
I dont even know that guy
Im using yourself as a pillow so I can land safely

[lime hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-simpson-blimp-jump-out-the-simpsons-skydive-gif-25695055

https://tenor.com/view/knuckles-sonic-sonic-movie-falling-sonic-movie2-gif-25684648

[tender spear]

im gonna climb onto the wind and jump before plane collide with ground, then call lebron james and survive. too ez

wsait no

WAIT I KNOW HOW TO DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!

I HAVE HELLA HOURS IN MICROSOFT FLIGHT SIM

but why wont the captain land the plane themself????

[young slate]

id rather being in heaven

[worn pivot]

I’ll embrace it fuck it we ball

[deft echo]

I did that on purpose lol

[south sparrow]

Open the radio and start saying “!!!MAY DAY!!! !!!MAY DAY!!!” And pinging them until they place a giant trampoline