#❓ | QOTD #344
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toast
oh i have an entire deck of cards full of this shit
ur mom
im back with the milk
** You are now Level 1! **
!?!?!!;
A crocodile walked into the bar the bartender says why the long face
Suspicious tag
im gonna draw a card from the middle of the deck and tell yall what it says
Predator? The movie?
How do you make holy water - you boil the hell out of it
someone said you look like an owl
who?
hahaha
Why is it PRIVATED... Then...
Is it the 5 of harts
Uh hotdogs
It’s young prodigy’s server
to the person who invented the zero
thanks for nothing
My dad said a joke to me it goes like "why beans don't attack beanstalk?"
I said why
because its stock
He said "beacuse beans make people fart and beanstalk make people shart!"
my dad's a bit racist at times i dont think i can say it here
As long as your not racist
Your fine
@flint locust
Best dad joke? Any International Harvester pickup truck that doesn't cost all of your sellable organs to restore
well all the dad jokes i know are either awful puns in spanish or racism so
i think im out of this
i can't exactly remember any anyways
none FUCK dad jokes 😋 but uhh when dad
No bro it hurts my eyes
I am going blind
I DONT WANT TO GO
please im scared i dont want a job
** You are now Level 3! **
Dont say the forbidden word
Nooooooo
JOB
That word needs to be banned
YOU WILL GET EMPLOYEED
Ik a server where it is actually banned
AT MCDONALD
mcdonalds isnt that bad
3 DOLLARS A DAY
what server is that
Rodevs
Cant advertise servers in here
Empl*yment
Job applications
AHHH MY EYES
STOP SLURRING
Ur r!ght
** You are now Level 2! **
AH FUCK MY EYES
JOB
NOOOOOO
EMPLOYEMENT
OCCUPIED
Indeed u tell him
STOP
STOP SLURRING BITCH
AHHH MY FUCKING EYES ARE MELTING
Dms
Iam banned from it
😭
I was made by my dad so me
Mine is
Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks under it
beans
as a dad joke i find you assuming our kind is funny is offensive
The entire premise of what a dad joke is
whats a dad?
** You are now Level 2! **
Have you heard the rumor about butter? Don’t worry i wont spread it
my dad once told me ur a good boy
got no dad so none
aw dang
i don't knooow....
beans
