#❓ | QOTD #344

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steady narwhal
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beans

molten heart
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toast

trim wren
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Fuck

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Oh Damm

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Uhhh

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Eggs?

onyx bay
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oh i have an entire deck of cards full of this shit

quiet scarab
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ur mom

wintry ibex
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im back with the milk

terse fractalBOT
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studio** You are now Level 1! **studio

flint locust
ebon stag
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A crocodile walked into the bar the bartender says why the long face

flint locust
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Suspicious tag

onyx bay
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im gonna draw a card from the middle of the deck and tell yall what it says

trim wren
soft jacinth
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How do you make holy water - you boil the hell out of it

true pumice
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someone said you look like an owl
who?
hahaha

flint locust
pine furnace
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ANTI BEANS

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riot against the beans

blissful aurora
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Uh hotdogs

trim wren
onyx bay
flint locust
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No

stone temple
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My dad said a joke to me it goes like "why beans don't attack beanstalk?"

trim wren
stone temple
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I said why

ocean cradle
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because its stock

stone temple
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He said "beacuse beans make people fart and beanstalk make people shart!"

edgy shell
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my dad's a bit racist at times i dont think i can say it here

stone temple
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Your fine

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@flint locust

bitter canopy
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Best dad joke? Any International Harvester pickup truck that doesn't cost all of your sellable organs to restore

edgy shell
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well all the dad jokes i know are either awful puns in spanish or racism so

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i think im out of this

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i can't exactly remember any anyways

dim root
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none FUCK dad jokes 😋 but uhh when dad

stone temple
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@steady narwhal

frigid path
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AHHH

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AHHH

fossil wind
frigid path
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EMPLOYMENT

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NO

fossil wind
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I am going blind

frigid path
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I DONT WANT TO GO

dim root
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please im scared i dont want a job

terse fractalBOT
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studio** You are now Level 3! **studio

stone temple
fossil wind
fossil wind
stone temple
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JOB

fossil wind
stone temple
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YOU WILL GET EMPLOYEED

fossil wind
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Ik a server where it is actually banned

frigid path
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NO

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I WONT

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NO!

stone temple
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AT MCDONALD

frigid path
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mcdonalds isnt that bad

stone temple
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3 DOLLARS A DAY

frigid path
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THATS NOT EVEN MINIMUM WAGE

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😭

fossil wind
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Here guys

frigid path
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what server is that

stone temple
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Rodevs

fossil wind
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Cant advertise servers in here

quiet marten
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Empl*yment

stone temple
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Job applications

quiet marten
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AHHH MY EYES

stone temple
quiet marten
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STOP SLURRING

fossil wind
terse fractalBOT
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studio** You are now Level 2! **studio

quiet marten
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AH FUCK MY EYES

stone temple
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JOB

versed moon
stone temple
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EMPLOYEMENT

versed moon
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NOOOOOO

stone temple
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OCCUPIED

fossil wind
versed moon
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STOP

stone temple
quiet marten
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STOP SLURRING BITCH

stone temple
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JOB

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JOB

quiet marten
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AHHH MY FUCKING EYES ARE MELTING

stone temple
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EMPLIYENT

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OCCUPATION

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EMPLOYEMENT

quiet marten
stone temple
frigid path
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🙏

stone temple
frigid path
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😭

viscid totem
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I was made by my dad so me

clear turret
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idk

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hi hungry, i'm dad

hearty kite
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Mine is

sturdy ibex
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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks under it

stone chasm
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A blind man walks into a bar

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and then a table

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and then a chair

west mica
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beans

waxen cliff
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as a dad joke i find you assuming our kind is funny is offensive

unkempt storm
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The entire premise of what a dad joke is

waxen cliff
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whats a dad?

terse fractalBOT
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studio** You are now Level 2! **studio

rocky fable
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what do you call a person who takes care of chickens

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a chicken tender

kindred quiver
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Have you heard the rumor about butter? Don’t worry i wont spread it

keen monolith
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my dad once told me ur a good boy

charred smelt
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got no dad so none

obtuse spear
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i don't knooow....

dim tapir
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beans