Food

[vague leaf]

though that was spinach tbf

[prime plover]

nope not pepper

[pastel gust]

What is it then?

[prime plover]

secret

[pastel gust]

https://tenor.com/view/lord-of-the-rings-frodo-alright-then-keep-your-secrets-smiling-gif-26462584

[near cairn]

bet its Old Bay

[prime plover]

Cavender's All Purpose Greek Seasoning

[prime plover]

look below

[near cairn]

technically itd be look ABOVE

considering you pinged my AFTER you said what it was :p

[pastel gust]

Bet you smother your eggs with potato chips and little Caesar’s pizza

[near cairn]

little ceasars pizza makes me wanna vomit even seeing it mentioned

i cant stand it anymore

we used to only ever get it because it was the "cheap" option

also bold of you to assume i make eggs at all

[prime plover]

https://tenor.com/view/little-caesars-pepperoni-pizza-pizza-food-little-caesars-pizza-gif-26138182

[near cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/case-caseoh-your-banned-you'e-banned-get-out-gif-7698576230662898937

[prime plover]

[prime plover]

https://tenor.com/view/dominos-new-york-style-pizza-pizza-pepperoni-pizza-fast-food-gif-10192124092119719972

better?

[near cairn]

yes actually

i dont mind Dominos ngl

https://tenor.com/kgLBB8yQSsZ.gif

^this is the best brand up here though 😋

Jets has some hella good pizza

[pastel gust]

Dang I could go for pizza rn

[prime plover]

I just picked up little caesars pizza

[near cairn]

Gross

You can keep it

[prime plover]

Jk

I got domino's

[near cairn]

Good lol

[prime plover]

@near cairn do you approve

[near cairn]

Just cheese?

[prime plover]

Bbq chicken pizza

[near cairn]

Ohhhh okay makes the other stuff make sense now

[prime plover]

?

[near cairn]

The other stuff on the side of the plate?

[pastel gust]

Tacos al pastor

[prime plover]

Gimme now

[dry tree]

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[pastel gust]

Gonna be making the recipe soon

https://iamafoodblog.com/al-pastor/

[prime plover]

Ketchup on mac and cheese yum

[near terrace]

Calazone with sweet sauce

[terse urchin]

Is the table cloth permanent of do you only use it when it's hotpot night

[pastel gust]

[terse urchin]

$2.25 meal

[last sluice]

The plastic is the disposable like how Chinese restaurants do it

The one under is not

[vague leaf]

Cake bread 👍🏼

[prime plover]

More mac cheese and ketchup

https://tenor.com/view/good-shit-damn-high-gif-8772045

[terse urchin]

Idk how I feel about ketchup in Mac n cheese

[frigid spindle]

@terse urchin are you proud of meeee

[terse urchin]

I am so happy and proud of you

[frigid spindle]

Oh dang this also looks good

[terse urchin]

It is! I'm having a blast. How was time spent in that polo shirt

[frigid spindle]

I haven't worn it yet, that's the next 3 days

[pastel gust]

[prime plover]

Try it sometime

[terse urchin]

Feels like heresy

[prime plover]

Heresy?

[oak mist]

Burgers

[dim loom]

Katsu curry!

[prime plover]

Those burgers look sad

[pastel gust]

Says the dude who smothered his Mac and cheese with ketchup

[oak mist]

Fish and rice combo.

[prime plover]

It's good though

[terse urchin]

Wild bird man

[prime plover]

@pastel gust wings

[pastel gust]

[prime plover]

@pastel gust do you approve?

[pastel gust]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-delonge-blink182-wtf-meme-what-the-heck-first-date-gif-25383351

[prime plover]

?

[pastel gust]

Did you completely take out the roof of your mouth with that cereal?

[prime plover]

No and it was good

you should buy it

[pastel gust]

I’m good

I loved captain crunch as a kid though

https://tenor.com/view/captain-crunch-dancing-gif-13436132165943763908

[prime plover]

https://tenor.com/view/fries-ketchup-cheese-food-gif-3571630

[pastel gust]

You see, ketchup on fries is acceptable

[prime plover]

ketchup is good on alot of things

even ice cream

jk jk

🤣

[vague leaf]

im not even surprised 😂

[terse urchin]

For @granite shoal

Gurdly wurdly

[terse urchin]

@granite shoal that's what your hainanese chicken rice should've turned out

[oak mist]

I had a burger for breakfast.

||I forgot to take pics.||

[vague leaf]

Classic NYC

[near cairn]

Detroit

[pastel gust]

Tavern pizza looks like something I would find in the frozen food aisle at the grocery store

[granite shoal]

sicilian, but only if the crust is crispy

[near cairn]

Thats pretty much exactly what it is tbh

[granite shoal]

i feel like if you like NY style, you might as well go all in on the thin crust and order cali style

[sage bane]

I like NY slices A LOT. The bigger the slice the better. And while I like deep dish.... that's not "Chicago pizza". Even before moving to Chicago, I knew that Chicago pizza was tavern style with a party cut. Deep dish was just a successful gimmick to get people to visit Chicago. 😄

[sage bane]

Well... can you imagine a thicker crust surviving being frozen and still tasting good (the latter being the key point. I've had frozen Gino's and it was pretty gross)? Another key factor is that almost all of the original frozen pizza started in the Midwest. Totinos? Minnesota. Tombstone? Wisconsin. Celeste? Chicago....

You could freeze NY Pizza, but I imagine it would turn out more like cardboard than the current selection of popular frozen pies. 😄

[pastel gust]

Aloha pizza (chicken, pineapple and bbq sauce drizzled)

[vague leaf]

the best way to pineapple on pizza

[normal night]

NYC

[terse urchin]

What a fat crust

[pastel gust]

phat crust

[pastel gust]

get some peppers and onions on that bad boy

[oak mist]

🤣🤣

[cyan abyss]

more like the bread gotta be baked wtf is this

[pastel gust]

look at who posted it and there you'll have the answer

[cyan abyss]

i expecrted too much for the guy who complained abotu doing his chores

[near cairn]

indeed

they had burgers the other day, with nothing but pickles

no bun or anything else

just burgers and pickles.

[cyan abyss]

Carl Jr. is requesting their location

[prime plover]

Pineapple and ham which isn't listed.

[dim loom]

Visiting orlando and had to try the epic mcdonalds there!

[prime plover]

@pastel gust mac and chesse. Just missing the ketchup

[pastel gust]

[vague leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-gif-18261454

[modest spruce]

Get out

https://tenor.com/view/bapesclan-pineapple-pizza-bapesclan-pizza-gif-24701848

[pastel gust]

https://tenor.com/view/taylor-swift-haters-gonna-hate-haters-sing-singing-gif-12041905

[vague leaf]

Chicken kebab!!

[oak mist]

That's not a kabab...?

Or is it....

I thought a kebab was basically food on a stick..

Maybe I'm thinking of something else.

[vague leaf]

cooked on a stick, optionally served on a stick or in a pita or naan bread

[oak mist]

Oh

Onion rings.

[prime plover]

Its good though

[pastel gust]

That’s a shish kabob

A kebab is a dish or is also a sandwich

[pastel gust]

@terse urchin

[vague leaf]

Sunday Roast, and Custard with Pear Crumble

[terse urchin]

[normal night]

chips and fish

[oak mist]

Gimme, please

I’m hungry.

[prime plover]

Hi hungry my name is Eric.

[frigid spindle]

What happened to these

[pastel gust]

See who posted them and there you will have the answer to your question.

[pastel gust]

Dang I need this

[oak mist]

Uhhhh...I put them in the air fryer?!

[vague leaf]

dryer the Gandalf's flipflops them

[oak mist]

...

They weren’t dry.

[vague leaf]

im glad the insides were not dry!!

[oak mist]

Hot diggity dog. 🤣

[still hull]

Wet Paper towel is a good move

[oak mist]

It wasn’t wet. It was dry. 🤣

Still kept the moisture in though.

[oak mist]

@crisp hazel ^^

🤣

Chanz, are you proud of me?! 🤣🤣🤣

[crisp hazel]

huh?

[oak mist]

Look. Use your eyes. 🤣

[crisp hazel]

I don't get it

[oak mist]

...

Food.

[crisp hazel]

what about it?

[oak mist]

What’s there to get?

I made food.

🤣

You proud? 🤣

[crisp hazel]

not really

it's food

[prime plover]

Nothing special about a plain hot dog

[vague leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/hot-diggity-dog-smile-negan-jeffrey-dean-morgan-the-walking-dead-gif-15346388

[prime plover]

Wheres the ketchup mac and cheese

[oak mist]

https://tenor.com/view/slap-gif-20040176

[oak mist]

It's not plain. It has buns.

[pastel gust]

https://tenor.com/view/bane-no-banned-and-you-are-explode-gif-16047504

[near cairn]

almost as bad as eating just a burger patty with nothing else

[terse urchin]

Not the grandma's flip flop

[terse urchin]

🤌

[prime plover]

Gimme now

[pastel gust]

Why? So you can smother it with ketchup?

[prime plover]

Nope

[pastel gust]

[dim loom]

https://tenor.com/view/scoobydoo-drool-gif-1093949664265570334

[terse urchin]

My first elote

[pastel gust]

Yo, where was my invite? I’m all about the fried fish red pepper tacos

[vague leaf]

@oak mist

Not beans on toast!!

[terse urchin]

You ain't the birthday bird around here

[pastel gust]

overdue wedding gift

[terse urchin]

Never got the invitation

[oak mist]

Loaded potatoes?

[prime plover]

Potato skins

[oak mist]

Woah woah woah

@modest spruce, Eric stole your skin?! 🤣

[prime plover]

I sure did and they where good

[frigid spindle]

I was at a food court on my last day in Taiwan and I still think about this meal, it was just so perfect

[unborn musk]

Wow

That looks delicious

I need it

[vague leaf]

Doughnut!

[frigid spindle]

it was so dang good, I keep dreaming about it hahaha

[pastel gust]

I still dream about the food I had in Mexico

[frigid spindle]

you 🤝 me
The Struggle ™️

[pastel gust]

[vague leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/peepo-pat-headpats-gif-21406557

[dim loom]

Some food courts have such amazing food

[frigid spindle]

It's so true!! I would be so happy to eat at that food court everyday tbh

[terse urchin]

Asian food courts are the bomb

[dim loom]

Also doesn't hurt that it's usually pretty cheap

[terse urchin]

The birthday bash hasn't stopped

[frigid spindle]

Omg send me some

Happy 33rd birthday!!

[dim loom]

Making my hungry

[near cairn]

Wait

Its Jib Jabs birthday?

[terse urchin]

[near cairn]

Happy birthday? Or belated birthday if it passed already

[terse urchin]

It's today for me

[near cairn]

Ahhhh good then im not late!

[frigid spindle]

My b, HAPPY 30TH BIRTHDAY

[pastel gust]

It’s your birthday for real this time?

I never know because you have birthday bashes left and right

[terse urchin]

Thanks mum

https://tenor.com/view/cute-pepe-cute-gif-20326570

[terse urchin]

Bruh

[pastel gust]

https://tenor.com/view/staring-meme-bald-guy-staring-gif-16652283412331227052

Happy Birthday though! Hope it was amazing

[terse urchin]

Yeah! Spent time with mum and lazed a bunch at home :))

Ty

[devout grove]

Happy 97th!

[terse urchin]

Ty Beano!

[pastel gust]

Notice I didn’t try calling you old on your birthday? Thats right! That’s your pal, Seagull for you!

[oak mist]

Rice.

Send help.

[terse urchin]

Bro get that away from this channel

This is a food channel

If I wanted gore or nightmares, I'd check reddit

[frigid linden]

Very rice to see that.

[oak mist]

My brother said “it’s alright”

Better?

What did my brother do to this ground beef...

Let me heat it up...

[vague leaf]

who threw up?

[oak mist]

🤣🤣

[vague leaf]

i hope they get better

[frigid linden]

I'm worried about Jib after she saw these images.

[frigid spindle]

you know, @terse urchin and @pastel gust were right

we can't have you posting so much abominations in one day

You can only post one bad food pic a week. That's your allotment. Use it well

[frigid linden]

Sorry, is that one bad pic of food or one pic of bad food? The way it is stated leaves a little too much for interpretation.

[vague leaf]

both

[oak mist]

Okay, I mixed the good rice with the ground beef.

[frigid linden]

smh imagine people having beef with you over the way you make rice.

[oak mist]

..

It was one time, I promise.

[vague leaf]

you might as well add beans and peas to that too

[oak mist]

I mixed the good rice with the ground beef. May add some seasoning.

[terse urchin]

You've used your allotment for the week

Stop killing people around here

[oak mist]

At least it has spoilers.

At least I’m giving people the option to see it.

[terse urchin]

No

Just don't post it

[frigid linden]

That image doesn't look too bad.

[terse urchin]

I'm too afraid to click the spoiler tag

[pastel gust]

[oak mist]

It’s...edible.

[terse urchin]

Does abominable culinary skills runs in the family

[oak mist]

Uhh...my younger brother worked for fast food...

[vague leaf]

cat food?

[oak mist]

Cat food.

[vague leaf]

looks better then what you have!

[oak mist]

...

[oak mist]

What I have is what you put on a taco.

[oak mist]

This, I mean.

[frigid spindle]

wdym may add - do you not add any seasoning?

[oak mist]

Uhh...my brother already added some. I added different seasoning.

[vague leaf]

that is not worthy of a taco

[oak mist]

In whose world?!

[vague leaf]

you need to ask that?

[oak mist]

Yes.

[frigid spindle]

oh that sounds nice

[oak mist]

We have these ones.

See, I’m not too...horrible?!

[frigid spindle]

[oak mist]

...

What?!

What do you think of the seasonings though?

[pastel gust]

Why haven’t we banned Galactic yet?

[oak mist]

...

[pastel gust]

Note to self: if Galactic ever invites me to a cookout, I need to run in the opposite direction

[oak mist]

🤣🤣

[oak mist]

What if I’m not the one cooking?!

[pastel gust]

Can’t trust it

[oak mist]

I’ll be there for emotional support.

[near cairn]

indeed

[oak mist]

#silly-polls-suggestions

#silly-polls-suggestions message

[frigid linden]

How about some ponchiki-chiki, also known as doughnuts?

[dim loom]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-homer-simpson-donut-hungry-food-gif-8783495674105485839

[oak mist]

Hehehehehe

[prime plover]

@near cairn

[near cairn]

Damn those look fantastic 🥹

[modest spruce]

Cream cheese filled?

[prime plover]

Yea

And sausage

Pulled pork bake beans

[modest spruce]

I want

[prime plover]

which one?

[modest spruce]

Jalapeño poppers

[prime plover]

Yum

@pastel gust @near cairn

[oak mist]

…

[near cairn]

mmmm mac and cheese 😋

[oak mist]

I had Rice+Chicken+Ranch.

I forgot to take pics.

Maybe for the best?! 🤣

[prime plover]

that sounds good with the ranch

[pastel gust]

https://tenor.com/view/karen-being-a-karen-calling-the-police-calling-the-cops-gif-27252855

[frigid spindle]

Correct

[oak mist]

🤣 🤣

[pastel gust]

Tacos and tequila

[prime plover]

dont look like there is much meat

[pastel gust]

There was plenty

[prime plover]

texas roadhouse?

[pastel gust]

Nope a local Mexican joint

[dim loom]

Charred steak and potato wrapped snapper

[spring willow]

I made two Double QP at home

[terse urchin]

Is it medium rare?

[dim loom]

Yes. Always

[oak mist]

And you didn’t invite me?! Wow

[pastel gust]

It’s finally coming back!

[devout grove]

YIPPPPPEEEEEEEE

My beloved

My favorite

[normal night]

No way

[pastel gust]

[dim loom]

Hope it's still cheap!

[frigid spindle]

do I actually make a trip to mcds for the snackwraps

[oak mist]

I don't know, do you?

Hmmmmmm?

[crude igloo]

Yes

Buy 4

1 for you 3 for me

[frigid spindle]

deal

[crude igloo]

And don’t worry if you can’t eat yours I supposed I’ll eat that one too

[frigid spindle]

a true hero

[near cairn]

Rat is true to their name it seems

I applaud you for your authenticity at least

[prime plover]

They start July 10th.

[frigid spindle]

I know

[prime plover]

Im excited

[vague leaf]

what consist of the snack wrap?

[frigid spindle]

how is it

[pastel gust]

Good and spicy 🌶️

[frigid spindle]

[pastel gust]

Chicken Kathi roll and papri chaat from an Indian food pop-up here in town. Paired with a micro-brew

Some of the best street Indian food I’ve ever had!

[oak mist]

Food tonight

[near cairn]

you "cooked" it

[oak mist]

I didn’t cook it. I got it.

It looks good, right?!

🤣

[near cairn]

i mean its just a Culvers burger

[oak mist]

…

[pastel gust]

to be fair I didn't cook what I had for dinner either

[near cairn]

same tho lol

[pastel gust]

https://tenor.com/view/cardi-b-omgwhatisthat-famousgif-viral-gif-20244506

[vague leaf]

no ketchup?

[near cairn]

nah thats just on Mac and Cheese

[vague leaf]

watch the ketchup be in the bread rolls

[near cairn]

maybe

[prime plover]

Nope they are garlic parmesan

[normal night]

i tried mcdonalds again after a while

i got fries and hot honey mccrispy

tasted pretty good but i prefer chipotle alot more

[vague leaf]

damn not ketchup

[blissful merlin]

I do think chipotle is better but in so situation so I compare chipotle and McDonald's

Not even the same genre of food 😭

[near cairn]

Comparing Chiptole and Mcdonalds is like comparing Burger King to Olive Garden or something lmao

[terse urchin]

Wanted to make spam musubi for dinner but the grocery store didn't have any

They did have fresh salmon so I picked some up

[oak mist]

I honestly thought that salmon was thick bread for a second…

[frigid spindle]

betrayal

But that plate looks so good

[oak mist]

Got some Boba Tea. Heheheheheh

[normal night]

is that a salmonella fish

[terse urchin]

😭 😭

Don't call it that

[normal night]

sal mon

[frigid spindle]

i remembered to take a pic of the saddest taco so you know for a fact I got taco bell

@near cairn I did it again. Twice in one week!! Who am I!!

[near cairn]

Someone who craves Taco Bell is who you are

At least they remembered to make yours a supreme 😂

I swear more often than not my soft taco supremes arent actually supreme

[frigid spindle]

aw heck, is it just like beef and cheese??

[near cairn]

Yeah usually lmao

Saddest tacos ever

But food is food when im working so i eat it anyway

[frigid spindle]

that's so sad though!! it's so simple!!

[normal night]

doesnt taco bell also have chicken tacos

i love chicken and fried fish tacos

steak is good too

[frigid spindle]

I think they do, at least I know they have chicken options

[near cairn]

you would think so

[prime plover]

Good dinner

@pastel gust @crisp hazel @vague leaf

[pastel gust]

[near cairn]

[frigid spindle]

What is wrong with your hotdog

[prime plover]

nothing

[frigid spindle]

It's not right

[prime plover]

it was cooked on grill

[frigid spindle]

It looks like it was cooked in a grill and then put in the fridge for awhile

[near cairn]

thats.... odd

[pastel gust]

Sometimes it’s best not to ask questions or pretend it doesn’t exist.

[frigid spindle]

You are so wise

[pastel gust]

That said, I want JiB to suffer like we did. @terse urchin #1061011976131723334 message

[terse urchin]

Now I can't unsee it

[terse urchin]

BRO

GET AWAY FROM ME

LET ME LIVE

[pastel gust]

[frigid spindle]

I'm not wrong right

[terse urchin]

You ain't, why's it so lumpy and odd 😭

[frigid spindle]

Right!!!

[terse urchin]

Looks omega wrinkly too

All moisture was lost

[frigid spindle]

Exactlyyyyy

[terse urchin]

We need to lock Eric and Galactic out of this channel fr

-# jk, but am I?

[frigid spindle]

I showed it to my brother and I said "yo, this glizzy looks like it was grilled then put in the fridge for a few hours, right?"

And he went "first of all, glizzy is the only acceptable term for whatever that is"

[oak mist]

What is that…thing?!

It’s worse than my cooking…

[terse urchin]

You have the audacity to question and say that? Wild.

[frigid spindle]

No no, it's the same

[terse urchin]

[oak mist]

…

At least mine looked somewhat edible..

[frigid spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-well-fine-ok-whoops-oops-gif-20212592

[terse urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/what-you-sure-you-sure-about-that-dog-watching-gif-26139783

[oak mist]

Also, what is on your mousepad?! 🤣🤣🤣

Dust??

[oak mist]

Whose food is more of a disgrace? Mine or Eric’s?

[frigid spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-whatever-you-say-if-you-say-so-sure-mhm-gif-3022414015827117893

[oak mist]

…

[terse urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/fake-fake-smile-gif-4311730897061113692

[frigid spindle]

@cyan abyss @terse urchin @pastel gust

Sing it with meee

🎶Girllllll dinnnerrrrrrr🎶

Butternut squash puree, sautéed Vidalia onion slice, the biggest asapargus I have ever seen, duck, and a blackberry cherry bourbon sauce

[terse urchin]

Wow

I love it

[cyan abyss]

Holy fancy

[terse urchin]

Here's my humble bowl of pork noodle

[vague leaf]

looks ded! i can find a stick on the ground that looks more alive then that!

[frigid spindle]

I try! Sauce placement needs work

[frigid spindle]

I need it asap

[oak mist]

I could totally make that. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kidding, Kidding. 🤣

[frigid spindle]

do it and I'll stop judging your food

[prime plover]

In your dreams. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[pastel gust]

@frigid spindle the ball is in your court 🏀

CC: @oak mist @prime plover

[oak mist]

Never heard of “griddled” and my airfried hotdogs do not look like that.

[frigid spindle]

we know unfortunately 😔

[oak mist]

…

If I want it quick, it’ll be microwaved with the bun and wrapped in a paper towel.

[prime plover]

Wheres the ketchup

And relish

[normal night]

im a fan of grilled

[frigid spindle]

grilled is the best

[frigid linden]

Meanwhile in European sausage kiosks, they make a hole at one end of the bread, add the condiments in the hole, then shove the sausage in it. No cut on the side, no spillage squeezing out.

[pastel gust]

grilled or griddled for me

[granite shoal]

Every day I keep getting disappointed with Americans and their culinary atrocities

[bitter canopy]

https://tenor.com/view/jail-no-excuse-gif-24460693

[terse urchin]

I've obtained gold

[pastel gust]

I’m intrigued. What type of fruit is that?

[terse urchin]

Durian!

[pastel gust]

What does it taste like?

[terse urchin]

Depends if you are getting the premium, best of the best fruits

[pastel gust]

Love trying tropical fruits

[terse urchin]

But I'll say it's creamy and soft... a little like custard

[pastel gust]

[terse urchin]

Depending on the breed of fruit, you can get sweet, bitter, or sour ones

Really good ones are bitter and pungent, and leaves a kind of sweetness in your palate after consumption

[granite shoal]

Ahh yes, fruits I only recognize from Buzz ™️ Jungle Party

[terse urchin]

Was the fruit featured in there though?

[granite shoal]

Yes, among others

[bitter canopy]

https://tenor.com/view/serval-smell-sniff-onion-stinky-gif-12030652979794349121

[prime plover]

https://tenor.com/view/throw-up-dry-heave-vomit-gross-eww-gif-23254765

[vague leaf]

did you get the sweet ones?

[vagrant meteor]

Mmm durian!

[terse urchin]

I got both sweet and bitter ones

[terse urchin]

Those taters are smiling in pain

[near cairn]

Those smiley fries aint crispy enough

[bitter canopy]

Totally agree they need to be golden brown

[pastel gust]

Smiling in pain because they’re undercooked

[modest spruce]

[modest spruce]

Pho for lunch

[terse urchin]

Are you okay? That's not pho

[modest spruce]

Well the place was a pho place, I did not get pho haha

[limber cosmos]

Nice ... PHO-TO ... though 😆

-# this joke was provided by Quarkie Industries Limited.

[pastel gust]

It still looks appetizing though

[terse urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/slap-gif-25249881

[terse urchin]

If Eric or Galactic wasn't the OP, it'll def look appetizing

[pastel gust]

Potato is the OP

[terse urchin]

Stawp

[terse urchin]

Are you trying to mess with me today

ofc ik it was potato

[pastel gust]

You’re right I’m not trying hard enough

[pastel gust]

https://tenor.com/view/work-penguin-lego-create-make-gif-14370027608174902570

[frigid spindle]

A friend and I decided to try a tapas place

tray one

• Brie apple bites with jam on a crostini
• steak bites
• brussel sprouts
• shrimp
• whipped feta and bread

tray two

• lamb lollipops
• porterhouse steak bites
• chicken skewers
• shrimp
• pork belly bites in a maple bourbon sauce

Duck Baos

Blood orange, Pineapple, Cranberry and Guava juice

[oak mist]

Woah woah woah. What is this heresy.

Are you saying I need to go out to eat more often?! 🤣🤣

[terse urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-duck-do-better-do-better-duck-gif-27161703

[oak mist]

If you’re going to criticize my food, at least help me make better food…

[empty chasm]

Hi! We see that you're asking for help. We are not an official support forum so we highly encourage you to create a ticket with our official support team.

While you wait for a response from them, feel free to make a post in #1060676452527378472 - please detail out your issue and a community member might be able to help you!

[oak mist]

…

[terse urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/google-exists-google-search-it-geekboy-geekboy-cz-gif-25933207

Your fav gif

Take that!

[oak mist]

That’s not my favorite GIF though…

I need help from a genuine chef…

Or someone knows how to make food properly.

[terse urchin]

Bro you want receipts?

[oak mist]

That was 9 times…

How many times have I rickrolled people here?

[terse urchin]

Still one of your fav

[oak mist]

…

[terse urchin]

So many chefs online

[oak mist]

Say what you want.

[terse urchin]

If only you'd listen

[oak mist]

…

[terse urchin]

[oak mist]

https://tenor.com/view/si-sedih-gif-8020592710756593194

[pastel gust]

“That was 9 times”

You have used that GIF plenty!

[vague leaf]

do you not own a recipe book?

[oak mist]

I own a Harry Potter recipe book.

[vague leaf]

cool follow them and get better at cooking!

[near cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-darth-maul-i-wonder-if-the-moment-may-be-upon-us-the-moment-may-be-upon-us-big-moment-gif-20656322

[oak mist]

Making some hotdogs.

[near cairn]

With ketchup right?

[oak mist]

Uhhhh

I don’t want any?!

[near cairn]

Thats boring

[oak mist]

I should just add ranch just for you. 🤣🤣🤣

Kidding.

[frigid spindle]

you can go take classes for cooking

[oak mist]

At school? Ugh.

[frigid spindle]

not just at school but there are just culinary classes around in various cities and such that you can look and sign up for

But you are in school so you should take advantage of your school and see if they do offer a class for basic home ec

[pastel gust]

A friend of mine does Mexican food cooking classes

[oak mist]

You really think my cooking is that bad?! 🤣🤣

I’m curious.

[pastel gust]

It may not have jurisdiction here, but I am exercising my fifth amendment right.

[oak mist]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Made hot chocolate.

[vague leaf]

i dont see your keg?

[oak mist]

?

[vague leaf]

you have tiny cup when hot chocolate, you need keg

[frigid spindle]

Since you asked!

To put it as nicely as possible, your food does not generally look appetizing and is sometimes concerning. We eat with our eyes first and if food doesn't look good, it's hard to want to eat it.

Like your burgers still haunt me.

I'm not saying you need to be a professional chef, not by any means, but I think if you take a home econ class you could learn some basic cooking techniques that could go a loooong way in your food presentation, food safety, and taste.

[oak mist]

This is not a tiny cup.

[vague leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/drinking-keg-giant-keg-big-keg-urrakita-gif-3583326370953126379

[oak mist]

That would probably be my water cup. 🤣🤣🤣

[vague leaf]

and hot chocolate

[oak mist]

…

[vague leaf]

50/50 split

[oak mist]

Too much sugar.

[vague leaf]

balance

[oak mist]

I try to put milk, or at least half and half, in my hot chocolate and coffee.

[vague leaf]

a full milk hot chocolate is the best way!!!

i think here on the instructions it says to use all milk??!!

[oak mist]

Here, I believe it says water or milk.

Milk to be richer.

[vague leaf]

milk for creamier taste!!!

[prime plover]

I like the cup

[prime plover]

Gimme

[frigid spindle]

potato skins?

[prime plover]

Yep

[frigid spindle]

niiiiice

[vague leaf]

now i know what happened to potato, you monster!! how could you!! you skin him then he builds in a HYTE case

[near cairn]

Delicioussss. Send me some will ya?

Potato skins are the best part btw! You can. And should eat them :)

[prime plover]

https://tenor.com/view/not-sharing-dont-share-no-sharing-food-monkey-gif-12269507

[near cairn]

Thats so mean :(. Why not? I defended you with the whole ketchup on mac and cheese thing smh

[prime plover]

You did?

Show proof

[near cairn]

That was so long ago smh

[prime plover]

Ok fine you can have some

[near cairn]

Id have to spend an hour just trying to find it lmao

[near cairn]

Goooddddd

[prime plover]

Theres a search bar

[near cairn]

I havent had potato skins in a while. Maybe ill see if a restaruant up where my new house is has them 🤔 and get some Sunday

[near cairn]

Yeah true

[prime plover]

Theres a shabu place open near me

[near cairn]

Niceeeee

[pastel gust]

[prime plover]

gimme now

[pastel gust]

No because you will probably pour ketchup on it or a similar form of heresy

[prime plover]

Peppered turkey sandwich.

[oak mist]

That bread is looking plain…

[prime plover]

what bread do you use?

[oak mist]

The same, but I toast mine or do something to it.

[near cairn]

like add ketchup?

[pastel gust]

Peppered turkey. Did you add cheese or sauce?

[pastel gust]

Ketchup on the sandwich would be acceptable here though

[prime plover]

american cheese and mayonnaise

[near cairn]

well yes, but it depends on which side of the bread you put it on

[frigid linden]

What about mayo?

[pastel gust]

If you’re going to chastise food, do it right Scar

[pastel gust]

Cheese and mayo are approved

If you want some flavor, consider grilling the sandwich

[near cairn]

did you have Old Bay on that sandwich?

[prime plover]

to much work

[pastel gust]

No he put Little Caesar’s pizza on top and then washed it down with a Verners ginger ale

[near cairn]

Verners is actually good tho 😂

Little Ceasars not so much

🤣

[prime plover]

schweppes ginger ale is better

[near cairn]

you wot m8

[pastel gust]

Schweppes is sold nationwide though

Verners you can only get in Michigan

Maybe neighboring states too

[near cairn]

mmmm not entirely sure

its the same with Better Made chips which are absolutely amazing btw

[pastel gust]

We have Polar here which is famous for their seltzers but they also have soft drinks too

[last sluice]

@frigid spindle @cyan abyss @terse urchin @uncut sand

[static flint]

Change my mind.

[frigid spindle]

why is starbucks on there

do they have chicken nuggets?

[near cairn]

No? Lol

At least i dont think so

[vague leaf]

Starbucks chicken nuggets are elite!!!

[near cairn]

[frigid spindle]

would you stop gaslighting me

[vague leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-happy-umm-frog-peepo-gif-26307842

you really don't believe me

they had them

not any more lmao

[near cairn]

Embed fail

[near cairn]

I dont remember them either Chanz. So dont feel bad

[vague leaf]

i dont see nothing?

hehehe

[near cairn]

I saw everything

Screenshotted before you deleted it

[vague leaf]

no one remembers them, they failed to sell due to being high in price!

[near cairn]

Starbucks is really expensive in general 😂

[vague leaf]

why screenshot a blank chat?

hehehe

[vague leaf]

trueee!

[near cairn]

Fair point i guess

[frigid spindle]

I don't feel bad because I don't listen to cheater cheater pumpkin eaters

[vague leaf]

see no gas is being lit! Starbuck just sweeping a failed product under the rug!

[frigid spindle]

are you telling me that a reddit post is your source

a reddit post that says there is no info about them

[near cairn]

Thats fair lmao

[vague leaf]

all other sources have been vanquished by Starbucks!!!

[frigid spindle]

can't believe you're gas lighting me this hard on a thursday

[vague leaf]

im lucky this post hasnt been domed, in the official Starbucks sub reddit for 3 years!

[frigid spindle]

[vague leaf]

and a tiktok you know you can trust them!! https://www.tiktok.com/@selfcare_guru/video/7086250657224592683

[near cairn]

Couldve all been AI generated

Ya know what

Let me go to the source

[vague leaf]

dont let eric hear you say that word

[near cairn]

Source?

😂

Thats from 2022

[vague leaf]

yeah 3 years ago i sayed above^^^^

[cyan abyss]

Actually zinc is correct

They did actually have chicken nuggets mainly US branches

Source:
My friend is branch manager

[vague leaf]

they were never here, we never get cool things!!!

we just have drinks and sandwiches!

[cyan abyss]

It was… never good

[vague leaf]

LMAO!!

[near cairn]

My wife has worked for Starbucks for over a decade. And hasnt heard of it

Sooooo

[vague leaf]

see Starbucks even sweeping stuff under the rug from employees too

[cyan abyss]

I think it’s location based

@frigid spindle We should both try to hunt this chicken nugget

[vague leaf]

good luck!!!

[frigid spindle]

I don't believe you

[vague leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/weve-no-one-to-blame-but-ourselves-lucifer-morningstar-tom-ellis-lucifer-this-is-our-fault-gif-17400340

[frigid spindle]

🎶Girllllll dinnnerrrrrrr🎶

@terse urchin @pastel gust

• sour dough toast
• garlic honey herb butter
• double cream brie
• balsamic shallot
• blackberry maple reduction with toasted walnuts

[pastel gust]

Love that you thought of me with your food post unlike @terse urchin 😤

[frigid spindle]

Always homie

[prime plover]

Yum

[cyan abyss]

Can you make me some?

[terse urchin]

[frigid spindle]

Of course

[near cairn]

Bread needs to be a little bit more crispy :p

[pastel gust]

Shabu shabuuuuuuuuu

[prime plover]

whats the white stuff?

[prime plover]

gimme

[frigid spindle]

You have to get something better than mayo

[vague leaf]

thats ranch ill have you know!!!!!

[vague leaf]

its ranch!!!!

[prime plover]

no ketchup?

[prime plover]

thought it may of been tatar sauce

[vague leaf]

NO!

tatar sauce is for fish!!!!!

[prime plover]

check DM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vague leaf]

NO!!!

[near cairn]

Better be medium rare >:(

[last sluice]

A little past honestly

The cuts are a little on the thin side

So it slightly cooked passed mr

[frigid spindle]

I suppose that's better

[frigid spindle]

[near cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/heresy-detected-gif-25567321

Looks good though Hawk :P

[vague leaf]

atleast itsn not ketchup!!!!!!

[frigid spindle]

Ketchup is fine for fries

[vague leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-happy-umm-frog-peepo-gif-26307842

these are not fries

these are chips, thick chips!

Fries:

Chips:

different flavour different taste

https://tenor.com/view/samo-ked-ban-gif-9928703522337580518

-# this is personal preference people can have what they want on whatever!!!

[frigid spindle]

They are different in texture and taste but they are still okay with ketchup

[vague leaf]

lets agree to disagree!

https://tenor.com/view/mogi-mogi-cet-mogi-fren-fren-ada-peepo-gif-12529637841348568101

[pastel gust]

these are chips

[vague leaf]

sorry for my Britishism!!!

[pastel gust]

sorry for my

Americanism?

or uh, I don't know

[vague leaf]

lets agree to disagree!

https://tenor.com/view/mogi-mogi-cet-mogi-fren-fren-ada-peepo-gif-12529637841348568101

[frigid spindle]

No 😤

[vague leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/yikes-yiek-button-ew-bruh-gif-6945997317335976518

didnt prepare for a no

okay i guess

[normal night]

to be fair fish and chips sounds better than fish and fries

[frigid spindle]

[vague leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/peepo-pat-headpats-gif-21406557

[spring willow]

Both of those are fries, thicker ones tend to be called Steak Fries though

[frigid spindle]

Thank you for the backup

[spring willow]

Hope you're having a lovely day Chanz

[frigid spindle]

You too Ochatach!!

[vague leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-meme-pepe-frog-gif-26117735

[terse urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/potato-french-fries-how-french-fries-are-made-gif-17657515

[vague leaf]

Potato has some explaining to do

[oak mist]

https://tenor.com/view/ralph-crazy-cursed-this-place-is-cursed-friday-the13th-gif-16335101

[terse urchin]

With your food pics around here? No doubts there

[near cairn]

Butterfly chips if youre at a State Fair of some kind :P

[prime plover]

looks boring

[near cairn]

could use some ketchup right?

[prime plover]

enough lol

[near cairn]

😂 okay im sorry lol

how about Barbecue Sauce instead?

[prime plover]

the sauces hawk is good enough

[frigid spindle]

Have you seen your food??

[prime plover]

Mine is fire 🔥

[frigid spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/thor-ragnarok-are-you-sure-gif-26852433

[oak mist]

🤣🤣🤣

No comment

[frigid spindle]

You have no room to talk!

[oak mist]

?

...

Least my food is not boring. It elicits a reaction...

Now, whether that reaction is good or bad...

[terse urchin]

[normal night]

is gnocchi considered pasta

[frigid spindle]

As far as I have seen, yes!

[frigid spindle]

I need it

That's so much meat

I need a rice bowl

[near cairn]

Go to Qdoba

Or Chipotle

[molten crow]

lol it’s https://maps.app.goo.gl/AdweGr2nX7be8XNC8?g_st=com.google.maps.preview.copy this

It’s really good

[prime plover]

Are those peanuts on the chicken on the left?

[terse urchin]

No, fried sliced garlic

[prime plover]

oh ok

why is other countries food more fun then the US boring food

[frigid spindle]

US has a lot of exciting food, you just get the boring stuff

[frigid spindle]

[prime plover]

https://tenor.com/view/no-donkeys-shrek-gif-1107972158425297474

[near cairn]

Rudeeeee lol

Qdoba is kinda good tbh

[prime plover]

https://tenor.com/view/throw-up-dry-heave-vomit-gross-eww-gif-898242961730413211

[frigid spindle]

Qdoba is one of my faves

[frigid spindle]

You are if you're going to call the whole country boring for their food

[near cairn]

Its become one of my favorites too honestly

[frigid spindle]

Their chicken is genuninely so good

[near cairn]

I miss the Brisket 😭

[pastel gust]

I couldn’t have said it better myself

[near cairn]

The steak is always a good choice though

[prime plover]

chanz is on a roast today

[prime plover]

medium rare only

[near cairn]

Not exactly an option at Qdoba 😂

[prime plover]

If your in us check out mission bbq

[frigid spindle]

🤝

[near cairn]

Ive had it a couple times before actually

Pretty decent

[prime plover]

Yea pretty good

[molten crow]

3 course meal at 360

[frigid spindle]

daaaaang you eatin fancy!!!

[kind yarrow]

That is fancy.

[molten crow]

Yeah lol

[reef imp]

Meal prep for the week at work

[frigid spindle]

Ooo what's in them

[near cairn]

stuff

[reef imp]

Taco meat, Mexican Rice and some cheese. On the side is sour cream

[prime plover]

gimme

that sounds so good

[granite shoal]

Oven roasted lamb with roasted carrots, onions and mashed potatoes

[frigid spindle]

why wasn't i invited

[terse urchin]

You need more lamb

[granite shoal]

i had more, just not all on my plate

[terse urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/plankton-lips-sin-city-edit-light-skin-gif-14561990279969963529

MMM yum

[frigid spindle]

i hate this gif so much

[pastel gust]

[near cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/triggerfav-gordon-ramsey-hells-kitchen-lamb-sauce-gif-13424533

[vague leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-frog-gif-27158965

[frigid spindle]

oh j/k i hate this more

[pastel gust]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-delonge-blink182-wtf-meme-what-the-heck-first-date-gif-25383351

[frigid spindle]

i could go for some fish and chips

[oak mist]

Marinara sauce and pasta.

@frigid spindle, @pastel gust ^^ 🤣

[pastel gust]

You didn’t make it, so it’s acceptable.

[oak mist]

...

[reef imp]

Just had it on the way back from a jobsite and it was delish.

[pastel gust]

Tell me you live in New England without telling me you live in New England.

[frigid spindle]

what is a pilgrim wrap

[oak mist]

^

[pastel gust]

Has turkey, stuffing and cranberry sauce in a wrap

[frigid spindle]

that's exactly wht I was expecting

love it

[modest spruce]

I just saw this. What. The. Hell.

[oak mist]

🤣

[normal night]

gravy is so good with it too

[pastel gust]

@tawny geyser not opening until Friday per protocol

[frigid spindle]

what is this protocol

[pastel gust]

||Crunchie|| is only enjoyed on Fridays. Step makes up the rules, not me.

[frigid spindle]

Interestinggggggggg

[terse urchin]

I would've been a little goblin and break the protocol

[tawny geyser]

This is the way, also it's the advertising they say about crunches giving that Friday feeling

[normal night]

Yum shawarma

[frigid spindle]

yoooo what's that fat sando tho

[spring willow]

If you want a really good sandwich, take a fresh Ciabatta sliced nearly in half, spread open, toasted in a pan with olive oil, garlic, thyme and parsley, then stuff it with crispy lettuce, tomato, red onion, mozzarella, your choice of spicy salami, ham, turkey or whatever and broil in oven for just 4minutes until it's been warmed up and cheese slightly melted 🥰

[near cairn]

mmmm red onions 😋

[spring willow]

[near cairn]

Spicy Salami sounds yummy too

[terse urchin]

Ebi Katsu! Mad delicious. I'd go back just for that

[frigid spindle]

that's shrimp??? It's so thiccc

[terse urchin]

They mixed shrimp with chicken

[frigid spindle]

i need it

[terse urchin]

The best sando I've ever had fr

[terse urchin]

Because I had to eat the worst Chinese food ever in the NL, I want you to see it too @frigid spindle

This is what Rockster defends

[frigid spindle]

why was it the worst, tell me more

it looks okay but not anything exciting

[modest spruce]

LOOK AT IT

[terse urchin]

WHAT IS THIS FRIED RICE

[modest spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/lambsauce-gordon-ramsey-sauce-source-gif-18962277

[frigid spindle]

wdym that's fried rice

[modest spruce]

Noooo

[frigid spindle]

don't lie to me

[terse urchin]

Stawp

[frigid spindle]

that's not fried rice

like the rice is completely unseasoned, how did they mix the rice with all of that without actually frying anything

[terse urchin]

Idek what each dish is called

[frigid spindle]

was this a restaurant

[terse urchin]

Yes

Takeaway

70 EUROS

[frigid spindle]

it low key looks like it was all cooked, packed, and then reheated in the microwave

[modest spruce]

Waitttttt

[frigid spindle]

like a meal delivery service

[vague leaf]

daylight robery

[modest spruce]

Y'all spent 70 freaking euros on that???!

[frigid spindle]

not like proper restaurant delivery

[terse urchin]

I've been robbed by my own kind fr

[frigid spindle]

those noodles are also plain as heck but some how have stuff mixed in

[modest spruce]

Where was this at, so I don't go there 😂

[terse urchin]

I was so excited cause my friend told me about this family owned Chinese restaurant, and they migrated a couple of years ago