#afk-lore | AFK Arena | Page 70

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:07 AM

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seeing her try and kill wu kong would be so funny

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:07 AM

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Lmao yeah

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:08 AM

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since his fucking clones would be everywhere

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:08 AM

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It’s like pokemon battles with one using that ability that makes a bunch of clones

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:09 AM

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i wonder how talene and wu kong interact

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since they are both kinda newbies

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:09 AM

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I like to think they’re bros

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They just kinda mess around together

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And then athalia yells at them to be more productive

warm falcon Jun 13, 2020, 5:10 AM

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I'm sure Bruja would give that a go

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:10 AM

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i wish i could draw now

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:10 AM

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Same

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:10 AM

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i would love to make this myself

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:11 AM

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For the longest time I’ve wanted to have artistic talent so I can make this meme of the twins

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:11 AM

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unforunately i have been blessed with no talents

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:11 AM

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but I redraw it to elijah paniking about lailah tryna melee warek

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gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:12 AM

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hehe

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what would the panels say

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:12 AM

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something like
you are only at elite and are in campaign battle panik
you are in backrow kalm
lailah is running at the warek PANIK

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:13 AM

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its even better if its a brutus

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with his ult charged

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:13 AM

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from my experience warek oneshots them faster

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:13 AM

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well either way they're fucking dying

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:13 AM

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Yep

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Even worse if there’s a

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Saveas

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or

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Silvina

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:14 AM

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lailah thinking he can go against a saveas after my lucius just died:

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:15 AM

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Twins nightmare comp: Brutus, Warek, Silvina, Saveas, Athalia

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:15 AM

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nahnahnahnah

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5 warek

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:15 AM

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laiconfused

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elijudging

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I just realized if you put them next to each other it’s like they’re looking at each other

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elijudging laiconfused

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Elijah being done with Lailah’s melee bs:

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:16 AM

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if they work so well together you would expect one to stop the other from suisdiing

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it seems like good teamwork

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:16 AM

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Like imagine how good they’d be if they had like

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A healing passive

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Ofc they’re already good but

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If they had a healing passive sadira

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That’s what their si should’ve been

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:17 AM

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that would in something to see

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:18 AM

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When will lilith change their si to something I can justify +30ing

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:18 AM

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twins is just that person that is useful but stupid

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:18 AM

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It’s usually lailah getting them killed, unless there is an assassin after them

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Then it’s elijah

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At least he’s smart enough to stay back but he could at least try to keep lailah back there with him

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:19 AM

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elijah is just like: guess ill die

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:19 AM

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Elijah:

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gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:19 AM

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yes

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:19 AM

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But he actually can bring lailah back to him

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With that one skill where if an enemy gets near him lailah teleports to him

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:20 AM

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does that mean you want a silvina

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:20 AM

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Well

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No

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Because lailah won’t have time to teleport before they get oneshot

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:21 AM

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i wonder

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:21 AM

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I have an elite+ twins and I love them a lot so I use them extensively in things like pot and vow

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and lemme tell you

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:21 AM

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what the fuck zolirth is doing chilling in the void like that

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:21 AM

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Even with the relics they get close to death

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A lot

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:21 AM

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well that sounds nice

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:22 AM

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Even the thought of using them in campaign makes my bones shrivel because I know they’d die far to soon

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:22 AM

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this is why i use lyca

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:22 AM

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Just use Lyca and Twins like I do

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:22 AM

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haste 2000

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:22 AM

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yep

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She’s pretty good tank and dps at ascended but that’s for another chat

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but basically: I love twins

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But if lailah is melee give the girl some actual dodge

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:23 AM

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she doesnt have wings

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elijah is hoging them

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:24 AM

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I mean

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Are you implying elijah should get the dodge

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:24 AM

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im saying that elijah is being a greedy person because wings are fun

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:24 AM

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Yeah

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:25 AM

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imagine just flexing all over your sister that you can fly

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not even the gods of friendship can resist that

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:25 AM

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Maybe that’s why lailah melees, so she can fuck over elijah for teasing her about not having wings

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:25 AM

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well that would be some very ineresting revenge

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:25 AM

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Yeah

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:26 AM

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its like the tale with the scorpian and frog

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:26 AM

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Lmao

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Scorpion asks for a ride across the river and says they won’t sting, frog does and it stings anyway

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:27 AM

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they both die

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:27 AM

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Yeah

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“Can’t help it, it’s in my nature.”

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:27 AM

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"can't help it, i have to run right toward that warek thats 80 levels above me"

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:28 AM

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Elijah is the most powerful afk character because he’s a trap change my mind

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He’s a trap until you read his name or skills lol

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:28 AM

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what else is there to talk about

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:29 AM

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Fun fact on afk forums someone apparently didn’t know who was elijah and who was lailah out of the twins

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:29 AM

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i mean they're names are used interchangebly in lore

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:30 AM

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Yeah true

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Ever think they pretend to be the other and see how many people notice

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:31 AM

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i doubt many

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also i bet you the boomer notices

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he seems smart

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:31 AM

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Oh yeah totally

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And also because he can see into the future and see them being like “yeah let’s just wear the others clothes for a day”

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:32 AM

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they would be pretty epic on twins day

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:32 AM

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Oh my god

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:32 AM

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although something would need to be done with wings

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:32 AM

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Magic some fake ones for lailah and magic hide elijahs

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:33 AM

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other option is to steal athalias

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:33 AM

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I mean

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They should steal her wings

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But

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They’re like connected to her clothes so-

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:34 AM

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have ansiel make a new one

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:34 AM

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Ah

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Sounds like a plan

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Other than Orthros and Ansiel who apparently know

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Would anyone else be able to figure it out

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:34 AM

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wu kong would but just not tell her

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:35 AM

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Lol

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How do they use this to prank aside from seeing if anyone can figure it out

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:35 AM

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uh

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think about it later

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:37 AM

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When they talk in their portrait it sounds like a female voice with a much quieter second slightly deeper voice behind it so if someone who apparently knows how loud they talk listens to “Elijah” and “Lailah” speak might figure it out

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:37 AM

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no one would notice lol

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since they speak at the same time

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:37 AM

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Oh right

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Forgot about that .3.

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:38 AM

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imagine being the harbinger of justice but you get your wings stolen

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:39 AM

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lmao

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:39 AM

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then you cant take any justice because otherwise everything would die\

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:39 AM

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but idk if Athalia’s wings would work since Elijah’s do look different

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Elijah has lonk ends

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Athalia doesn’t

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:39 AM

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wings are wings

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:40 AM

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Athalia’s are also bigger

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:40 AM

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uh

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well shit

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:40 AM

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Yeah

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:40 AM

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i didnt think this though

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:40 AM

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Lol

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While their wings are the same colors

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:40 AM

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i have an idea

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:41 AM

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They’re kinda different

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:41 AM

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have athalia cosplay as one of them

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no one will know

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:41 AM

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Plus nothing can beat Elijah and his L🅾️NK wing ends

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Like seriously

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If we took all the wings in afk, even though his are the smallest aside from safiyas

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They’re so long

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Like wtf

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:42 AM

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he's been working out

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:43 AM

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Does working out make your wings longer?

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I uh

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Wouldn’t know

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:43 AM

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wingstersice

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:43 AM

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seriously look at the ends on those things

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:43 AM

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holy fuck i didnt relize how long they were

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:43 AM

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I was not kidding when I said LONK

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If we could get elijahs wings to stand up they’d be taller than he is

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:44 AM

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well no shit

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those things look like 20 feet tall

fallen trellis Jun 13, 2020, 5:44 AM

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Yall stop harassing my boy Elijah

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:44 AM

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I’m not harassing him

fallen trellis Jun 13, 2020, 5:44 AM

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gunsolise

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:45 AM

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I love him and his lonk wings

fallen trellis Jun 13, 2020, 5:45 AM

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He was born that way

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:45 AM

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if you want to see harrassment then go find our convo on temple

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:45 AM

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His lonk wings are just more than slightly intimidating

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He could strangle someone to death with those

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elijudging

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:45 AM

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new ability guys

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its a 5 second stun

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:46 AM

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elijah strangles a random enemy target if they get near him

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:46 AM

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well silinva would be an office regular

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:46 AM

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jeebus

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:47 AM

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well she does it to herslef

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:47 AM

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Yeah teleporting behind him isn’t exactly gonna make him not want to strangle you

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the boy gets scared easily so he’s gonna strangle in self defense

fallen trellis Jun 13, 2020, 5:47 AM

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Protec pure beans

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pensivelucius

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:48 AM

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its like if you rob someone then they shoot you and ur like "wtf man"

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:48 AM

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Yeah right

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:48 AM

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or maybe she does it on purpose

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:48 AM

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uhhh

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Idk who wants to get strangled by an angry 12 year old god but ok silvina you do you

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:49 AM

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jesus that gives me visions

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"angry 12 year old"

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:49 AM

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lmao y

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:49 AM

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im just imagining your avergae 12 year old strangle someone that comes near them

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:50 AM

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Seems par for the course

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To be fair he’s not just any 12 year old

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he’s a godly 12 year old

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:50 AM

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it would also seem nara and athalia like being strangled

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:51 AM

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Athalia

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Anything to tell us

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why do you like antagonizing one of your fellow Celestials

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:51 AM

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shes just jelous that twins are so much more important

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:52 AM

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Lmao yeah probably

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:52 AM

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idk what to talk about now

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:52 AM

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same

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:53 AM

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i want kharzard to do kneecap reveal

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:53 AM

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They aren’t kneecaps

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they’re icecaps

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:53 AM

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it would get 19 mil views on youtube

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:53 AM

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(;

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:54 AM

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mehira tictok account

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:54 AM

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oh god oh no

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:54 AM

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hehe simp army

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:55 AM

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Fawkes is anti-simp and actively hunts them down

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:55 AM

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the best anti simp method is to trap them in a coffin and put them on his back

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:55 AM

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yep

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:56 AM

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seems perfectly reasonable to me

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:56 AM

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I just realized Khazard’s walking into battle is literally him walking his dog

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:56 AM

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goddamit thanks for telling me this

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:56 AM

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That’s fantastic god

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:57 AM

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i wonder what everyone is gonna think when they see this in the morning

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:57 AM

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I hope it’s good

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I think I will go now though, getting late for me ://

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 5:58 AM

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ok

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by

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 5:58 AM

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bye! (:

dark heath Jun 13, 2020, 2:08 PM

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nakoruru lore

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As a witch of the forest, Nakoruru possessed a natural affinity for the birds and beasts that resided within it. In her eyes they were more than just animals, they were companions. With this natural gift, she knew it was her mission to keep order within the forest, to carry out her father’s last request; to protect the woodlands from the demonic creatures that wished to devour it.\n\n As she aged, so did Nakoruru’s acuity. She was by now well attuned to nature. The premonitions she had when she slept seemed to grow increasingly more frequent as she aged. She could sense the pain of a forest not unlike her own. Its wails of anguish shook her to her very core. Each time she had a premonition, the despair of those within it would seemingly grow in intensity. She could not turn a deaf ear to these people. She and her guardian eagle Mamahaha, her lifelong companion, would seek out this other realm. She would venture into Esperia.\n\n

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Stood within an unfamiliar glade, she soon realized that this was the source of the anguish. It was large and lush, yet she could see without question that the entirety of the glad was being corroded by something vile. A malignant energy was devouring the forest’s life force, turning it to rot.\n\n The atrocities that had struck her own home were now again clear before her eyes. She realized the same aberrations that had invaded her home were now here in this unfamiliar realm. She didn’t hesitate for a second. She vowed to help the forest’s inhabitants, who called themselves ‘Wilders’, to overcome the malevolent plague that had infected their home.\n\n The inhabitants of this forest, which they called simply The Dark Forest welcomed her with open arms. This would be Nakoruru’s new home, for now.\n\n Nakoruru felt at ease amongst these folk, and now that the forest had been ridden of the evil scourge that had afflicted it, a familiar fragrance had returned. The scent of nature filled her with hope and joy. She would protect this new home with her life.\n\nOne must always fight for their home.

oblique stump Jun 13, 2020, 2:09 PM

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ArdenS

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Mamahaha 🦅

blazing summit Jun 13, 2020, 2:12 PM

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Mamahaha

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 2:18 PM

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cool

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 4:14 PM

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beep

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 4:31 PM

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if they put “natural affinity” or “natural connection” in lore again

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just feels like it’s in every wilder lore lol

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 4:33 PM

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i mean

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what else can they say

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 4:34 PM

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“insert new wilder here was talented like every other hero is in lore”

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 4:35 PM

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i mean

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if every hero wasnt talented

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wed have about 50 urlcs

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 4:35 PM

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Yeah

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 4:36 PM

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although some heroes are very questionable

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rigby

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 4:36 PM

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He’s just a drunk

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Like

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What’s special about him

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 4:36 PM

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he has an increased rate to drop from tavern cards

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 4:37 PM

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Yeah that

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 4:37 PM

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so does raine and thane

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 4:37 PM

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Imagine if you could get a celehypo from using five or ten faction cards

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 4:38 PM

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yo i would get zolirth and wu kong every time

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 4:38 PM

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lmao

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But it’d be fun

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Or they could have a single slot on the wishlist each so that if you get lucky enough to pull a celehypo it’s one you need

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Case in point the two Celestials I have pulled from tavern summons have been Athalia and Wu Kong

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Which isn’t bad

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 4:39 PM

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but then everyone but talene would so a 0% drop rate

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 4:39 PM

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I mean

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Yeah

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Talene and Twins would be the only ones ever on that single slot wishlist but

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You know it’s better than nothing

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 4:40 PM

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it would prob ruin the talene economy

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 4:40 PM

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ah yes the talene economy

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 4:41 PM

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though lilith breaks the econcomy every week with their patches so

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 4:41 PM

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im not whale enough to know what the duck that is

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All I know is talene is op and I have exactly [0] copies of her

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 4:42 PM

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there is a small chance i get her in isles event

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 4:42 PM

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Because I may or may not have been dumbo and used my first stargaze to get twins even though I already had a copy

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 4:42 PM

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nice job

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 4:42 PM

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Thanks

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But yeah really hoping to get her from isles

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 4:42 PM

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im doing my daily rituals to the rng gods for the event

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want to join me?

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 4:43 PM

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...sure

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 4:43 PM

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ok

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so uh

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go get a human sacrifice

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 4:44 PM

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right

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won’t be hard

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 4:44 PM

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preferably to the ages of 300-1000

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the gods really like mega boomers

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 4:45 PM

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Alright

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 4:45 PM

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and then you must

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say hi to them and tell them to have a nice day

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 4:45 PM

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Ok

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 4:46 PM

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and thats it

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 4:46 PM

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Sounds good

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Gotta wait for my cat to get in here, he qualifies

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 4:46 PM

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ive never tried it with animal sacrifces

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you're gonna be a pionner

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 4:47 PM

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Heck yeah

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girls be influencers, boys be pioneers

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 4:47 PM

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also i am legaly not responsible for any actions your cat takes aginst you

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 4:48 PM

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I know

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 4:48 PM

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ok

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now you should have shitty rng for the rest of the day

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to save it for the event

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 4:48 PM

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Aight

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 4:50 PM

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i have to say bye to my talene merc today

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 4:50 PM

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f

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 4:50 PM

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its a very sad day

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 4:50 PM

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None of my friends have talene either as far I know

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 4:50 PM

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im just leeching the crap out of my guild

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 4:51 PM

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Lol I’m the role where people can take my mercs even if we aren’t friends and literally no one takes mine

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 4:51 PM

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for some reason my friends randomly take my mercs

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 4:51 PM

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Nice

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 4:51 PM

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like for some reason this guy wanted my l+ safyia

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 4:51 PM

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Well

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 4:52 PM

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what he needed that safyia for is beyond me

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 4:53 PM

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A few days ago I randomly merced a fawkes from a friend and immediately returned it because I realized I’d already used a merc to best a stage

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 4:53 PM

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do you ever feel regret from using a merc

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 4:53 PM

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And also because I was like “oh wait I have a leg Fawkes why am I borrowing”

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And uh sometimes

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I feel anxiety taking mercs from one person more than once

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 4:54 PM

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i dont send more than 1 request to a person

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i just feel scared they're gonna unfriend me for being annoying

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 4:54 PM

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Oof same

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 4:55 PM

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i kinda need these mercs so i can do brain dead lab

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 4:55 PM

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I actually checked how long I take to do lab and it was ten minutes not five

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 4:56 PM

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i feel bad for people with alts

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 4:56 PM

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And we should move this convo to off topic since this is more gameplay

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And there’s already big convo in main chat

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 4:56 PM

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totally yeah lol

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 9:46 PM

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what if heroes ingame power level was based off how nice they were in lore

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 9:48 PM

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athalia would not be worth buying

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 9:49 PM

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Lmao

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 9:49 PM

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well its true

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 9:49 PM

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You aren’t wrong

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The hypos would be uh

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Not that awesome

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elijudging

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 9:50 PM

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all the maulers would become even more shit

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exept antandra

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 9:50 PM

#

Satrana and Antandra would suddenly be the best

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and skreggles m boy

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 9:50 PM

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well i mean

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what did satrana do

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 9:50 PM

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She wasn’t specifically an asshole in her lore

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 9:51 PM

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good point

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 9:51 PM

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lookin at you safiya

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 9:51 PM

#

hehe

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 9:51 PM

#

Cecilia

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 9:51 PM

#

safiya is a smart one

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 9:51 PM

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she is smart but very ruthless

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 9:52 PM

#

wu kong

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 9:53 PM

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Idk what would happen to him

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Probably stay the same, chaotic monke boy

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 9:53 PM

#

mezoth just wants food

#

he cant be that bad

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 9:54 PM

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Well

#

He kinda got an entire shipful of people killed and possessed a guy so

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 9:54 PM

#

uh

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well

#

he did save that one guy

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 9:55 PM

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Yeah

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Idk if that outweighs the other stuff

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 9:55 PM

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weren't those guys smugglers anyways?

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 9:55 PM

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Yeah but murder is murder

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 9:55 PM

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gotta at least give it some though

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 9:56 PM

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Yeah good point

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Who would be most op hero in game if it was like this tasiwhaa

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 9:56 PM

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hendrik?

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 9:57 PM

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Hm maybe

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I was thinking defo some of the wilders

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most of the Celestials

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 9:57 PM

#

most

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 9:57 PM

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talenelaugh

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 9:58 PM

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raine would be an interesting pick

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 9:59 PM

#

O

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Yeah

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Her

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idk where she’d be

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 9:59 PM

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wheres the boomer going

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:00 PM

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He’s pretty good, just fighting with zolrath to stop time being meddled with

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:00 PM

#

hogan saved an entire army

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:01 PM

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Yes he’s op

#

Nothing but respect for hogan

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:02 PM

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who else

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:02 PM

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twins are still op

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:03 PM

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gee if you're the god/godesses of friendship you think you'd be nice

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:03 PM

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Yeah no idea why they’d be nice

#

Do you think the twins ever randomly lean over to each other in the early hours of the morning to whisper deep shower thoughts and get smacked in the face by pillows

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:04 PM

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do they even sleep

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:05 PM

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They do look kinda tired in sprite

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:05 PM

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its a lot of work keeping us idiots alive

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:05 PM

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yeah probably is

#

gotta be ready to solve that friendship problem at 4 in the morning

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:06 PM

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i feel bad for them now

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:06 PM

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Well it’s their job

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Even though they don’t get paid

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:06 PM

#

they never technically signed up to do it

#

they're basically slaves now that i think about it

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:07 PM

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child labor

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dura wtf

#

Do they even have sick days or holidays

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:08 PM

#

do you think they get each other chrismas presents?

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:08 PM

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Maybe

#

What if even on Christmas they have to work

#

That’s depressing

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:08 PM

#

now i feel bad for arguing

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:09 PM

#

Same

#

To be fair they do make their job a bit easier by making esperia automatically kinder and less prone to infighting

#

But that must take some energy out of them as well

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:09 PM

#

it must be this weird aura thing

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:10 PM

#

Yeah

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:10 PM

#

imagine just being a beacon

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:10 PM

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The “calming starlight” that’s mentioned

#

They’re literally like nightlights

#

walking nightlights

#

Moths love them

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:10 PM

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minecraft beacons that actually matter

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:10 PM

#

Imagine the gods of friendship coming to help you covered in moths

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:10 PM

#

that would be pretty funny

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:10 PM

#

Yeah

#

Must kinda suck being them, they’re working like 24/7 just so Esperia doesn’t eat itself with in fighting

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:12 PM

#

wow that doesnt sound nice

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:12 PM

#

What even are the benefits of that

#

Immortality

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:12 PM

#

maybe i should give laiah a break for running into a warek

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:13 PM

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Yeah maybe they just want a break from work

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:14 PM

#

i wonder what they're like at partys

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:14 PM

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They’re only at the party because a big fight broke out and they have to stop it

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:14 PM

#

do they get cake on their birthdays

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:15 PM

#

When even is their birthday

#

They seem like they’d be geminis so

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:15 PM

#

uhh

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:15 PM

#

may birthday?

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:15 PM

#

sure

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:16 PM

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What if on their birthday everyone in esperia has the shut the fuck up and sit down so they don’t have to do anything and can just relax for once

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:16 PM

#

yo that would be the best birthday present ever

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:16 PM

#

I agree

#

Maybe that’s what makes their job worth it

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:17 PM

#

we just need to put duct tape over everyones mouths

#

no we are not kidnapers

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:17 PM

#

The other Celestials go door to door putting duct tape on everyone’s mouth

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:17 PM

#

well it wouldnt be hard

#

wu kong isnt exactly slow

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:18 PM

#

knocks on door Hi, we’re here to put duct tape on your mouth

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:18 PM

#

you have no choice, this is mandatory unless you wish to die

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:18 PM

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Lmao

#

And then the twins just go sit in a meadow somewhere and eat cake then lie down for about six hours doing nothing

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:19 PM

#

video game tourney

#

that would be epic

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:20 PM

#

Ngl sounds like the best birthday ever

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:20 PM

#

they can play super smash bros with each other

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:20 PM

#

Sure

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:21 PM

#

what character would they play as

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:22 PM

#

Heck idk

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:23 PM

#

what would happen when the day is over

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:23 PM

#

The other Celestials take the duct tape off the mouths of the people I guess

#

Can’t just leave them duct taped forever

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:23 PM

#

well i mean

#

its an option

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:24 PM

#

You

#

Aren’t wrong

#

But I feel like they’d have moral issues with that with the exception of athalia who would be all for leaving everyone duct taped forever

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:25 PM

#

well i guess its back to the grind

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:25 PM

#

Yep

#

So on until their bday comes again

#

I feel like their job got made even harder by the hypogean invasion

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:26 PM

#

gee you think

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:26 PM

#

Also feel like twins would be

#

Aren’t you tired of being nice?

#

Don’t you just wanna go apeshit?

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:27 PM

#

thats how i feel when i talk to my annoying teachers

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:27 PM

#

I mean at some point they’d get fed up and blow up some Hypogeans

#

Stress relieving

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:28 PM

#

its stress releif

#

imagine being the ones who have to calm athaila down on a daily basis

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:29 PM

#

Not only her but like

#

The entire population of Esperia

#

But yeah calming down Athalia would probably make someone wanna blow shit up

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:30 PM

#

i woudnt be suprised if half their power goes into stopping athalia from killing wu kong

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:30 PM

#

Oh totally

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:30 PM

#

although she cant anyways

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:30 PM

#

They just have to prevent it since it wastes time and energy

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:31 PM

#

what would happen if everyone just switched roles

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:31 PM

#

Like

#

How

#

Between all the Celestials?

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:31 PM

#

yes

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:31 PM

#

No matter what it will go incredibly badly

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:31 PM

#

other than wu kong

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:32 PM

#

Imagine all the twins do is switch each other so elijah is lailah and lailah is elijah

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:32 PM

#

i mean

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:32 PM

#

Wu Kong in anyone else’s body will go very badly

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:32 PM

#

leilah gets wings for a day

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:32 PM

#

Imagine wu kong with orthros powers

#

Do we want that?

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:32 PM

#

yo that would be so funny

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:33 PM

#

Also would be funny if he had Athalia or talene

#

Really anyone

#

Shenanigans

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:33 PM

#

he just goes and makes athalia look like an idiot

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:34 PM

#

He would

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:35 PM

#

what about hypo body swap

#

that would just be weird

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:35 PM

#

Anyone in mehiras and mehira in anyone’s would be funny as hell

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:35 PM

#

mezoth in mehira

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:35 PM

#

Mehira in mezoth

#

mehirapeek

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:35 PM

#

mehira is now a very hungry ~~boi~~ girl

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:36 PM

#

Yes indeed

#

What if instead of all the hypos switching it’s only mehira and mezoth

#

That would be even funnier because of how confused the others would be

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:36 PM

#

i bet you mezoth would still want to eat shit

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:36 PM

#

he would still

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:36 PM

#

you cant get rid of his nature

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:37 PM

#

Khazards confusion when he sees mehira trying to eat a sea turtle whole

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:37 PM

#

who would show up as the special guest on his nature show

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:38 PM

#

He brings them both

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:38 PM

#

its a 2 parter

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:38 PM

#

And is like “I’ve brought two guests today. Because I think something happened to them. And I didn’t know who to bring. They’re acting like new specimens which I’m going to cover.”

#

he sounds like a taxidermist

#

cue title card

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:39 PM

#

but he is a taxidermist

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:39 PM

#

I mean

#

Yeah

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:40 PM

#

he could be if he wanted to

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:40 PM

#

I just love the idea of deadpan khazard about everything even the stuff he loves

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:41 PM

#

what do you think the reviews would be

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:41 PM

#

Idk honestly

#

Mixed reception

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:42 PM

#

mostly because the host sounded very confused

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:42 PM

#

Very

#

What do you think people in general think of khazards show

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:43 PM

#

very imforitive

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:45 PM

#

Yes

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:45 PM

#

i would be a school aproved show

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:46 PM

#

Imagine watching that episode where mezoth and mehira switched bodies and khazard has no idea what’s going on in school

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:46 PM

#

best school day ever

#

although they may end up in mezoth's stomuch for laughing at im

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:46 PM

#

It sounds like it would be really funny

#

Because for once khazard is genuinely showing emotion: great confusion

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:47 PM

#

the cold cant cut though that

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:48 PM

#

Like the entire time he’s like: what the fuck do you mean??? as ‘mehira’ tries to do the cooking show

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:48 PM

#

what would happen after they switch back

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:49 PM

#

they wake up in their own bodies to khazard shaking zolrath and screaming about how mehira and mezoth have gone insane

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:50 PM

#

nightmare fuel

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:51 PM

#

ezizh anything you’d like to tell us

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:52 PM

#

i dont think even he could come up with shit like this

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:52 PM

#

I mean yeah

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:53 PM

#

family nightmares

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:53 PM

#

Fun for the whole family

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:54 PM

#

i wonder if ezizh has nightmares

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:54 PM

#

He has nightmares about tasi

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:55 PM

#

nah

#

she's just annoying to him

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:55 PM

#

They’re annoying to each other

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:56 PM

#

i feel tasi would see ezizh as a real threat

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:56 PM

#

You know that one vine that’s like “remember one time I liked you” “no” “good, cuz, never happened” “oh” “aha-ho!”

#

that’s them

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:58 PM

#

ezizh is a firey boi

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:59 PM

#

Ye

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 10:59 PM

#

but why

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 10:59 PM

#

Hes a demon

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 11:00 PM

#

mehira isnt a firey boi

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 11:00 PM

#

Well she’s gorl

#

And a succubi

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 11:01 PM

#

kharzard isnt a firey boi

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 11:01 PM

#

He’s icy boi

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 11:01 PM

#

he's your ideal grape pop

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 11:02 PM

#

he’s my ideal carry hero

#

because my dream team would be
twins
khazard
wu kong
safiya
tasi

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 11:03 PM

#

wu kong

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 11:03 PM

#

Yes

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 11:04 PM

#

ok im not gonna question

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 11:04 PM

#

He’s good

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 11:04 PM

#

maybe for pvp

#

no way in hell for pve though

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 11:04 PM

#

Yeah

#

Safi khaz tho

#

I’ve always wanted to freeze everyone on the battlefield then nuke them

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 11:05 PM

#

your ideal setting would be a nuclear winter then

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 11:05 PM

#

Um

#

New hero concept

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 11:06 PM

#

whats the hero gonna be called

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 11:07 PM

#

Uhhh

#

nuukeh

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 11:07 PM

#

very creative

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 11:07 PM

#

thanks

#

Their ult turns everyone else’s ult into nukes

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 11:08 PM

#

would he be an annoying campagin unit?

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 11:08 PM

#

I mean newer heroes aren’t in campaign unless you’re at like

#

Chapter 34

#

Because they don’t change old chap lineups

#

So

#

Only for the whales ig

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 11:09 PM

#

fuck so are you saying vedan has been around since launch

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 11:09 PM

#

Yes

#

All the legendary tiers have been

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 11:09 PM

#

well hes not going anywahere then

#

what faction?

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 11:10 PM

#

elethathink

#

Mauler because safi bb

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 11:10 PM

#

what would his back story be

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 11:11 PM

#

Got transported into another dimension for a while and suffered through a nuclear winter has just now made it back

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 11:11 PM

#

how did he get the nukes then

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 11:11 PM

#

He doesn’t have nukes he can turn stuff into nukes

#

He got that power from some mysterious old guy in the nuclear winter place

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 11:12 PM

#

"mysterious old guy"
spiningwheeloftimer- 2020

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 11:12 PM

#

yep

#

maybe for balance the ult only goes off if all allies have used their ult already

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 11:13 PM

#

add another one to the energy cycle why dont you

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 11:13 PM

#

Yeah

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 11:14 PM

#

sounds fair

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 11:14 PM

#

Yep

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 11:14 PM

#

its not like talene was op enough

#

you had to add a guy that nukes stuff

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 11:14 PM

#

to be fair

#

If a single person on your team dies before using their ult

#

Then his will never go off

#

or something

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 11:15 PM

#

but if his goes off then everyone dies

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 11:15 PM

#

Yeah

#

If his goes off safiya can nuke even harder

#

I see this as an absolute win

#

Especially for mauler tower

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 11:15 PM

#

+4000 perrcent dmg to safyia

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 11:16 PM

#

That’s

#

A lot

#

I was thinking like

#

Multiplies by

#

2?

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 11:16 PM

#

nukes are nukes

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 11:16 PM

#

I am tryna

#

Think about somewhat game balance but this hero would still break the economy so

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 11:17 PM

#

slight drawback to making a hero that nukes stuff

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 11:17 PM

#

Yeah

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 11:17 PM

#

also it would mkae maulers become a literal casino machine

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 11:17 PM

#

Yeahhh

#

Then everyone would be going for mauler faction cards

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 11:18 PM

#

then i would be crying in the corner with my satrana

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 11:18 PM

#

Maybe to make it fair they do the thing like wu kong where everyone gets a free one for doing something

#

To be fair he could make her fire bombs

#

Well

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 11:19 PM

#

if they did that they might as well turn rowan and rosa into celes

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 11:19 PM

#

Well

#

Hmm what would be a good drawback on a hero that makes literally every hero op

#

Low health + melee boom there we go

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 11:20 PM

#

they take up 2 slots

#

well lilith already did that

#

and it didnt work

#

looking at you twins

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 11:20 PM

#

Fair

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 11:21 PM

#

also isnt rosa already kinda of melee

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 11:21 PM

#

Maybe there’s a 40% chance they accidentally blow themselves up at the beginning of the battle

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 11:21 PM

#

restart battle rng

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 11:21 PM

#

Yeah but that would make it tedious and

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 11:21 PM

#

not really

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 11:21 PM

#

In twisted realm where you can’t cancel and restart

#

That’d be good drawback

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 11:22 PM

#

well everyone would in in chap 30

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 11:22 PM

#

Hmm

#

We gotta brainstorm so we can still make this an op mauler hero

#

But they don’t like

#

Trash the economy by existing

#

Or maybe the blow up is 15 seconds into the battle

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 11:26 PM

#

make him a l+ hero

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 11:26 PM

#

LMAO

#

there we go

#

Imagine they tease him and then release: he’s a l+ hero

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 11:34 PM

#

better yet make him common

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 11:36 PM

#

a descendant of lord dreaf

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 11:38 PM

#

only the most honorary can have this title

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 11:38 PM

#

yep

lament meadow Jun 13, 2020, 11:38 PM

#

every time yall start rambling in here i play a drinking game

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 11:39 PM

#

Hey at least this time we weren’t talking about Mezoth vore

#

Just making an oc

lament meadow Jun 13, 2020, 11:39 PM

#

but you WERE

#

i SAW it

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 11:39 PM

#

we talk about stuff

#

its very important

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 11:39 PM

#

No we were just talking about body switcharoos

#

No vore

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 11:40 PM

#

we're basically doing the devs work for them

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 11:40 PM

#

Smh we aren’t just degenerates

gloomy elbow Jun 13, 2020, 11:41 PM

#

yes

#

i figured out how ezizh gives such terrifying nightmares

#

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/441477431501783062/721512350120935435/IMG_2542.png

tawny gust Jun 13, 2020, 11:55 PM

#

it’s not that bad

#

I think it’s just his smile that throws the whole thing off

#

It looks very threatening

lament meadow Jun 13, 2020, 11:57 PM

#

goddammit not this shit again

gloomy elbow Jun 14, 2020, 2:59 AM

#

hehe

#

i just keep coming back to this channel

#

and i see that

gloomy elbow Jun 14, 2020, 5:53 AM

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hello children of night

tawny gust Jun 14, 2020, 5:53 AM

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hello nerds

gloomy elbow Jun 14, 2020, 5:54 AM

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welcome to our 1st ever anual meeting

tawny gust Jun 14, 2020, 5:54 AM

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dang

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this is an annual meeting

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why do there be only two of us doe

gloomy elbow Jun 14, 2020, 5:54 AM

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and probs gonna be the only one

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well those other idiots are asleep

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but sleep is for the weak

tawny gust Jun 14, 2020, 5:55 AM

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other people join convooooooo pleaserenejrrjjr

gloomy elbow Jun 14, 2020, 5:55 AM

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~~@lament meadow we're tallking about mezoth vore~~

tawny gust Jun 14, 2020, 5:55 AM

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lmao

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mezothgun

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incoming

gloomy elbow Jun 14, 2020, 5:56 AM

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i think since i crossed out i doesnt ping

tawny gust Jun 14, 2020, 5:56 AM

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OOP

gloomy elbow Jun 14, 2020, 5:56 AM

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shit nvm

lament meadow Jun 14, 2020, 5:56 AM

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hendrikbruh

gloomy elbow Jun 14, 2020, 5:56 AM

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im sorry ok

tawny gust Jun 14, 2020, 5:56 AM

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we’re just lonely

lament meadow Jun 14, 2020, 5:56 AM

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lmao

tawny gust Jun 14, 2020, 5:57 AM

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i hope arii can come back soon :((

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i miss butt wings discussions

gloomy elbow Jun 14, 2020, 5:57 AM

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we have no friends

lament meadow Jun 14, 2020, 5:57 AM

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hold on

tawny gust Jun 14, 2020, 5:57 AM

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.0.

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WAAAHsos

gloomy elbow Jun 14, 2020, 5:58 AM

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pls no leave us

tawny gust Jun 14, 2020, 5:58 AM

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hmm what to discuss

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speculations on flora mayhaps?

gloomy elbow Jun 14, 2020, 6:11 AM

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@tawny gust so anywaysssssssssssss

tawny gust Jun 14, 2020, 6:11 AM

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im calling khazard elsa now

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and his serpent is Olaf

gloomy elbow Jun 14, 2020, 6:12 AM

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epic

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10/10 idea

tawny gust Jun 14, 2020, 6:12 AM

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if I had animating talent

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I would totally animate him to let it go

gloomy elbow Jun 14, 2020, 6:12 AM

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that would have been incrdeible when he was released

tawny gust Jun 14, 2020, 6:12 AM

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why didn’t lilith do that for his teaser

gloomy elbow Jun 14, 2020, 6:13 AM

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how long has it been since his release

tawny gust Jun 14, 2020, 6:13 AM

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He was released in like

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Uhhhh

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January??? Idk I’m shit with dates

gloomy elbow Jun 14, 2020, 6:13 AM

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how long has the game evn been out

tawny gust Jun 14, 2020, 6:14 AM

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January or December

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Was when khazard was released me thinks

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And I think

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April of 2019??

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Might be wrong

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Lemme check

gloomy elbow Jun 14, 2020, 6:14 AM

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wows that pretty short

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this game is a toddler

tawny gust Jun 14, 2020, 6:14 AM

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Yeah that’s global release

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Feels pretty lit to know I started playing so soon after release :^)

gloomy elbow Jun 14, 2020, 6:15 AM

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bruh if i played a month earlier i would have caught ani

tawny gust Jun 14, 2020, 6:15 AM

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Ani?

gloomy elbow Jun 14, 2020, 6:16 AM

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aniversery

tawny gust Jun 14, 2020, 6:16 AM

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Oh

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lmao

gloomy elbow Jun 14, 2020, 6:16 AM

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what was i doing with my life

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what are we all doing

lament meadow Jun 14, 2020, 6:16 AM

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#545919777907015684

tawny gust Jun 14, 2020, 6:17 AM

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should we migrate back to cult because this convo isn’t going anywhere

gloomy elbow Jun 14, 2020, 6:17 AM

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maybe

tawny gust Jun 14, 2020, 6:17 AM

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and I just came here to say that about khazard

tawny gust Jun 14, 2020, 8:12 AM

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flora is literally a Disney princess

gloomy elbow Jun 14, 2020, 2:16 PM

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ok

spice mulch Jun 14, 2020, 4:10 PM

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Except she is useful and doesn't waits for someone to rescue her

fossil rose Jun 14, 2020, 4:42 PM

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Have you seen some of the newer ones?

spice mulch Jun 14, 2020, 6:46 PM

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Poo

civic zephyr Jun 14, 2020, 11:48 PM

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who writes the lore for afk arena? they are really quite good

dusk rapids Jun 15, 2020, 12:36 AM

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but some dont make sense lol

spice mulch Jun 15, 2020, 2:20 AM

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Mistranslations

random mantle Jun 15, 2020, 7:05 AM

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hello there

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wait, mistranslations from what language?

spice mulch Jun 15, 2020, 9:01 AM

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Chinese

dark heath Jun 15, 2020, 3:36 PM

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lmfao

distant idol Jun 15, 2020, 5:04 PM

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Silvina and Soren's lore are definitely more than mistranslations

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They're just confusing and don't have continuity

spice mulch Jun 15, 2020, 6:53 PM

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They are

tawny gust Jun 15, 2020, 6:53 PM

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v much so

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wonder if they’ll ever be fixed

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elijudging

spice mulch Jun 15, 2020, 6:54 PM

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I hope

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 3:37 AM

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flora speculations

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go

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 3:37 AM

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She’s a cottagecore lesbian

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 3:37 AM

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hold up

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 3:38 AM

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(:

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 3:38 AM

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how do you know

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 3:38 AM

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I just do

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 3:38 AM

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and what is a cottagecore

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 3:38 AM

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Google

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tasssi

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 3:39 AM

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weird but ok

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who is she with

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 3:47 AM

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idk

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talene??

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 3:47 AM

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flowers and fire normaly dont go well

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 3:48 AM

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well

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yes

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but

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aesthetic

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 3:48 AM

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but

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ok

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give talene a union why dont you

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 3:48 AM

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(:

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 3:49 AM

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might as well give her +50% regen

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 3:49 AM

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Hek ya

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besides who else would we ship flora with

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Athalia??

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i think not

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 3:49 AM

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cursed

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 3:49 AM

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Plus talene is birb

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 3:49 AM

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what if flora is actually a wilder and we dont know it

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 3:50 AM

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Maybe she’s the bird flora sends flying across the battlefield mehirapeek

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 3:50 AM

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hold up that sounds illegal

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imagine flora's sig summoned mini talenes

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 3:50 AM

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LMAO

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it should

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 3:51 AM

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what type of bird food does she have

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 3:51 AM

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H U M M I N G B I R D F E E D E R S

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 3:52 AM

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wait dont hummingbirds drink nectar or some shit

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 3:52 AM

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Yes

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But it would be funny if you set up some hummingbird feeders then come out to find a celestial unscrewing them and drinking them wouldn’t it

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 3:52 AM

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its what talene does after a night at the bar

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 3:52 AM

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Yep

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 3:53 AM

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how long does it take for her to get drunk

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 3:53 AM

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how long does it take a bird to get drunk

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idk

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 3:54 AM

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📎 unknown.png

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 3:54 AM

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lmaoooo

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imagine you see a celestial approaching to fight but they’re wobbling like all hell

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laiconfused

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 3:55 AM

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that would be a sight to behold

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 3:55 AM

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Indeed

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 3:56 AM

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i think she would still be very dangerous though

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 3:56 AM

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A drunk firebird

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Generally doesn’t end well

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She’s just setting shit on fire

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and whacking the Hypogeans

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 3:57 AM

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i imagine she's accidently gonna set athalia on fire somehow

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 3:57 AM

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“”””accidentally”””””

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lemme guess wu directs her aim

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 3:57 AM

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yes

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 3:58 AM

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imagine orthros and zolrath drunk rowanflushed

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the kind of shit that would happen to the timelines

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 3:58 AM

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jesus why

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drunk mega boomers

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 3:58 AM

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yes

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drunk Athalia? KazThonk

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 3:59 AM

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my guess is that she could atually catch wu kong this time

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 3:59 AM

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Lmao

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 4:00 AM

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celestial parties must be pretty epic

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 4:00 AM

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Very

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meanwhile twins: oh boy friendship problems

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 4:01 AM

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would you rather go to s hypo party or celes party

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assuming both dont kill you

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 4:01 AM

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actually I thought of a new hc about how they somehow manage to keep Esperia’s shit generally together most of the time

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Anduhhhh

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Cele because wu kong

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So you know like Voldemort’s horcruxes

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 4:01 AM

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yes

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 4:02 AM

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Well what if the twins do something like this:
Start off with a base form of two then split into another copy of the original two that are slightly less powerful

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And so on and so forth

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Until there’s like thousands of the twins around Esperia keepin it cool

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 4:03 AM

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it would just be an advanced baden

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 4:03 AM

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v advanced

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 4:03 AM

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because baden has no wings

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 4:03 AM

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But you know I was thinking about it as dividing parts of your consciousness in order to handle different tasks that you can’t physically do as just one or in the twins case two

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hard to explain but like

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they exist in multiple different places and are always the same two people they’re just at a different power level than the twins you saw a week ago

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idk seems like something gods would be able to do

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laiconfused

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 4:05 AM

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then why dont they do that in combat

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 4:05 AM

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Idk this is just based on lore

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and me trying to figure out how the heck they micromanage all that

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 4:05 AM

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they must have hired oscar to mange everything

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 4:05 AM

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It would also explain why they even have an elite copy because maybe that’s just a really underpowered part of them they split off to handle things??

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elijudging

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idk if I’m making sense but

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 4:06 AM

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but if it was like that then it means everyone has that power

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 4:06 AM

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I mean

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Sure

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Y not

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 4:07 AM

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other than arthur and ukyo of course

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i dont think some random ass temple clerics have the power to split like its fucking agario

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 4:10 AM

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I mean

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I said it for the twins because idk

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It isn’t explained in their lore

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How exactly they keep the probably thousands of millions of Esperians from going ape shit on each other at the same time

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 4:11 AM

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maybe they just tell everyone if they dont stop beating each other up they will

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 4:11 AM

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laiconfused

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I mean

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 4:12 AM

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they are still gods

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 4:12 AM

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Yeah

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I would personally take a threat from a god very seriously

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Also also

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I know this is a sudden convo topic change but

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What do you think Gouldos is planning next? elethathink

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 4:13 AM

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to die

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 4:13 AM

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uh

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 4:13 AM

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hopefuly

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 4:14 AM

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I mean that’d be nice

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But I kinda doubt he does

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 4:14 AM

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well actually i want him to live since i havent gotten to beat him up yet

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 4:14 AM

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Maybe he wants to like

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Corrupt other elementals too for you know

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Funsies

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 4:14 AM

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fun

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 4:15 AM

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Ye

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 4:15 AM

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i would love to see a twisted boss that was like an uncorrput khazard

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 4:15 AM

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he would have seaweed hair

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And no pet doggo

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 4:16 AM

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but he needs his doggo

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 4:16 AM

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I know

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 4:16 AM

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hes not the same without it

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 4:16 AM

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But his doggo is a tentacle from cthulu and he hasn’t met cthulu yet if he’s not corrupted

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 4:16 AM

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but... doggo

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 4:16 AM

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I know

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It makes me big sad too sadira

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but we have to accept it

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 4:17 AM

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i refuse to accept it

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 4:17 AM

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non corrupted khazard wouldn’t have a doggo

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but he could always have another animal

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like

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a turtle

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 4:18 AM

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doggo

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take it or leace it

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 4:18 AM

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he also wouldn’t be frozen so

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the bits of him that are blue currently were assumably water

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📎 image0.jpg

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and I guess that stuff on his face probably isn’t his face

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 4:19 AM

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that means hes a walking ice cube

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 4:19 AM

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Yes

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He is

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But back then the lad wasn’t

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I still stand for seaweed hair

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Lore mentions him closing his eyes so he at least had like eyes before

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 4:20 AM

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ew khazard with eyes

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 4:20 AM

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he kinda

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has eyes

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still

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 4:20 AM

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kinda

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 4:21 AM

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maybe he had eyes like these

📎 image0.jpg

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 4:21 AM

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goddamit thanks for nightmares

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 4:21 AM

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it’s just a squid bro

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I could send a less ominous one

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 4:22 AM

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its the eye of soren

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 4:22 AM

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📎 image0.jpg

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is this better

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 4:22 AM

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thats even worse

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 4:22 AM

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what

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why

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 4:22 AM

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it just is

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 4:22 AM

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well

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unless you want him to have like

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📎 image0.jpg

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these

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I suggest going with the squid eyes

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at least the squid eyes are cute

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 4:23 AM

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b r u h

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 4:23 AM

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he’s the water ocean elemental he’s not exactly gonna be like

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cute and cuddly

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i wonder if he has teeth KazThonk

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nerds: dies the second i ask about teeth

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 4:32 AM

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well i went to take a shower so yes i did die

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 4:39 AM

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elethathink

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showers melt your skin?

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 4:41 AM

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maybe

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 4:41 AM

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well

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anyway

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laiconfused

lament meadow Jun 16, 2020, 4:41 AM

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hendrikbruh

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 4:41 AM

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does khazard is have teeth?

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 4:42 AM

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yes

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 4:42 AM

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ok

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What kind of teeth are we thinking

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 4:42 AM

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shark

tawny gust Jun 16, 2020, 4:42 AM

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Ah

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Ok

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📎 image0.jpg

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 4:43 AM

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great

lament meadow Jun 16, 2020, 4:53 AM

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mezothgun Cease.

spice mulch Jun 16, 2020, 5:18 AM

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We need a beefy shark wilder

jaunty nacelle Jun 16, 2020, 3:41 PM

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whats up with all this aquatic stuff lmao

gloomy elbow Jun 16, 2020, 3:51 PM

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dont ask

kind olive Jun 16, 2020, 6:42 PM

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we need a beefy shark wilder
Yes pleaseeee

lean bridge Jun 17, 2020, 2:55 AM

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I finally know who the two characters are in the loading screen aft 8 months of playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_hDsfG19f0

YouTube

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woven sinew Jun 17, 2020, 3:29 AM

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this may seem like a silly question but like... does Tasi have ears or do like the moth antennae kind of replace them?

tawny gust Jun 17, 2020, 3:32 AM

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Not a silly question

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Actually can’t tell from her anims or portrait

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but

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some moths have ears

woven sinew Jun 17, 2020, 3:34 AM

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lol im trying to draw her and i wanna be accurate but i guess I'll just give her some lol.
theyd be pointy id assume probably

tawny gust Jun 17, 2020, 3:34 AM

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Yeah

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You could just hide them since her hair covers them

woven sinew Jun 17, 2020, 3:35 AM

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my hand wont let me do that 😂

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thank you anyway tho haha

tawny gust Jun 17, 2020, 3:35 AM

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laiconfused

random mantle Jun 17, 2020, 5:54 AM

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antennae are used for smell, if i'm correct

distant idol Jun 17, 2020, 4:01 PM

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I think they're more used for feeling around and sensing vibrations through the air

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Like a sixth sense

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May be both actually

tawny gust Jun 18, 2020, 3:23 AM

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tell me something cool about a random afk character someone

distant idol Jun 18, 2020, 3:54 AM

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Well I can tell you a cool theory I have

tawny gust Jun 18, 2020, 4:02 AM

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please do

distant idol Jun 18, 2020, 4:07 AM

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ok so like

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in ancient egypt

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it was believed that the pharaohs were actual incarnations of the gods

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and one of Safiya's voice lines is "do not anger the gods"

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so i think she could be referring to herself

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and i think maybe her people also saw her as some incarnation of a god or smth

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just an interesting thought really