#afk-lore

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lament meadow
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...frozen?

tawny gust
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Yeah!

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I don’t know where I was going with that

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um

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hc khazard is -200 degrees celsius

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I’ll just say that whenever things get awkward it’s the go to catchphrase

lament meadow
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bro thats actually like

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73.15 degrees away from absolute zero

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his body would immediately damage someones skin on contact

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are you sure about that

gloomy elbow
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its fine ill just bring napalm

random mantle
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i thought it was his whole thing though?

fallen trellis
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Khazard is just a dude who lost his purpose in life

mossy parcel
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Didnt know Khazard was so relatable

winter willow
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Khasos is an abused chicken that got thrown in to the sewer water and mutated

spice mulch
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Don't you insult my boy Khasos like that

winter willow
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No it's the lore behind him.

tawny gust
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i don’t remember him being a chicken

gloomy elbow
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khasos is not skirith as far as i know

tawny gust
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also @lament meadow maybe that’s what he wants, instantly yeeting and skeeting skin when he touches it. must be kinda fun to shake hands with someone

gloomy elbow
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maybe he's just very good at insurance fruad

tawny gust
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im

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salesman khazard

spice mulch
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Anyone remember his double arms?

gloomy elbow
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ew what is that

spice mulch
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Seirius

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Maybe that'll be his legendary appearance

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Or skin

distant idol
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Is that what he was supposed to look like or just him in ads?

elder nexus
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ads if i remember

distant idol
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Well then that's not what he was meant to look like

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If we go by ads

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Isabella looks like some bad cosplay of some 12yr olds angsty zombie/angel/demon/eyes glow green when angry/sees dead people/tragic backstory oc

fossil rose
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Isn't that what she is though

sweet apex
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um not really no

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she just stares at people

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and they turn

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into

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purple dust

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and thats what you use to upgrade heroes!

gloomy elbow
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wait hold up that means all heroes are canibals

lament meadow
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Yes.

distant idol
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We already concluded that all of afk lore revolves around our vore lord

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This is just more proof

gloomy elbow
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hold up

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how many are from @lament meadow

distant idol
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6

lament meadow
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nice try

gloomy elbow
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suprisingly low'

distant idol
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Ye

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Surprisingly I only have 5??

lament meadow
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oh god dont tell me youre some kinda voreposter

gloomy elbow
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syas you

distant idol
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No I just talk about vore lore alot

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Syas

gloomy elbow
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yes

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syas

distant idol
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I mean I could be a voreposter if I wanted

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I have those kinds of connections

gloomy elbow
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"those kinds of connections"

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sounds sus but ok

distant idol
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.

tawny gust
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hm wonder how many I have

distant idol
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I think you're in the teens

gloomy elbow
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how many what

distant idol
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Yeah you have 18 @tawny gust

tawny gust
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who are the others from lol

distant idol
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Honestly no idea

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Just ghost vore I guess

tawny gust
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lmao

tawny gust
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so apparently khazards si is cold enough to cut through fucking steel

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his si is a goddamn cold saw

tawny gust
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my guy wasn’t kidding when he said “the cold cuts through everything”

gloomy elbow
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well i guess he isnt a lying scumbag then

dark heath
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Mha are kinda weak

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Khazard*

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He’s a mage who’s ice is strong enough to cut through steel

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Meanwhile you have ice guys like Aokiji casually freezing a full blown 2 tsunamis

tawny gust
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To be fair that is just in game

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We have no clue exactly cold he actually is

gloomy elbow
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he's cold enough not to melt as soon as he's on land

dark heath
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I’m thinking if the cele and hypos have some sort of fried

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Feud*

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They all should be equal in power in some way

gloomy elbow
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gee youy think

tawny gust
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Yes they do have quite the feud

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but yeah I really wish they’d give us some actual lore numbers about celehypo:((

dark heath
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My theory is a star level threat

tawny gust
dark heath
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Meaning he can casually freeze earth if he really wanted too

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You base this off the twins level of power

tawny gust
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Ah right

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Because the twins are far and away op

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And if they’re all equal in power then that at least means he would be able to go face to face with talene and not melt

dark heath
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My theory is these guys are completely at least capable of having some sort of planetary feat of power

tawny gust
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considering her blood is lava, that’s some deep frozen shit

gloomy elbow
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wu kong be like: MONKE

dark heath
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It would make 0 sense though, it’s like saying fawkes is = to every one of them

tawny gust
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No he’s like 🅱️ONKËH

gloomy elbow
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fawkes only resisted mehira because she was caught off guard

tawny gust
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I’m using talene and khazard as comparisons to each other because they are pretty much opposite ends of the spectrum

dark heath
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MeZoth is shown to casually destroy humans

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Without much effort

gloomy elbow
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well humans are idiots so that doesnty take too much effort

tawny gust
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fair

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Unfortunately mezoth lore is more about the sailor writing the journal than mezoth himself

gloomy elbow
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its like asking a 20 year old man to go kick a baby

dark heath
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I assume meZoth is fucking huge

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Like 20 feet tall

tawny gust
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Oh shit that’s so intimidating

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I’m love it. Goodest hc

gloomy elbow
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doesnt sound that bad

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you can just piss him off by runing around hsi legs

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he's so slow

tawny gust
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but that’s what he has a stomach mouth for

dark heath
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Nope I mena in game

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MeZoth is surprisingly fucking fast

tawny gust
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He’ll just bend down and swallow you once you’re in front of him again

gloomy elbow
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then he'll just fall on his face

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and he isnt getting back up any time soon with those short ass legs

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im sorry im bashing mezoth way too much

tawny gust
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lmao @lament meadow will be coming for you like this mezothgun

gloomy elbow
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oh fuck i didnt think about that

tawny gust
dark heath
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He ironically has fast attacks

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He’s strong but slow

gloomy elbow
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dont be suprised if i have to move contries

tawny gust
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F in advance

lament meadow
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YOU BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE IT

tawny gust
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oh shit

gloomy elbow
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fuck im out of here

dark heath
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But when he does that eating move he’s one of the fastest characters in the game

tawny gust
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Wait don’t leave chat yet I wanna keep talking to you

dark heath
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He does like 8 chops in a second

lament meadow
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also tbf i dont think mezoths THAT tall but he can absolutely change his size to get that big

gloomy elbow
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but i dont wanna get stabbed

dark heath
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And knocks them in the ground

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I assume meZoth can manipulate souls

tawny gust
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maybe

lament meadow
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that also

tawny gust
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I have a love hate relationship with his lore because I love the way it’s written

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But there’s barely any info on him :((

dark heath
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Meaning he can turn anyone even someone as powerful as naruto, Goku, Whitebesrd, meiliodas into his prey

lament meadow
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hes a big creep who loves making people vore what more is there to get

tawny gust
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I mean yeah but

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We want the cold hard fucking numbers

gloomy elbow
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he's basically the ultimaite stalker

dark heath
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It’s shown in game where he turns them into a ball and eats them

tawny gust
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in lore because in game they’re obviously scaled down

dark heath
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True

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But if meZoth is capable of doing that then he’s one of the most op Hypos in the game

lament meadow
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also i wouldnt be surprised if he could walk on all fours to pursue you, and also he uses his bulk to his advantage

tawny gust
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Oh god

gloomy elbow
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goddamit im scared now

dark heath
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Actually meZoth either can’t hold them in for that long so I’d doubt it

gloomy elbow
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im just imagining mezoth crawling fast as shit towards me

dark heath
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My pfp would just high five him

tawny gust
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I think they turn into a ball of energy when he swallows them because it would kinda be a hassle to give every hero an animation for going into his stomach and accounting for different sizes and body parts

lament meadow
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ofc ofc

gloomy elbow
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i doubt he'd be able to eay rigby otherwise

lament meadow
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like you know hes just gulpin em down

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implying that his bellymaw cant stretch indefinitely wide like a snake

tawny gust
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I mean

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Fair

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I wish lilith would do a lore q&a so I could ask them all my burning questions

gloomy elbow
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how much can mezoth eat before he need stomoch medecine

dark heath
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Does mezoth poop?

tawny gust
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assumably

lament meadow
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no he doesnt

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he hates wasting food

gloomy elbow
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he takes the biggest shit in existence

lament meadow
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fuck offfffff

gloomy elbow
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i bet he has a custom designed toilet

tawny gust
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I mean he covers it so he at least has some buttocks

gloomy elbow
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with the thickest toilet paper in the world

lament meadow
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aight imma head out

tawny gust
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don’t head out

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Please

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I like talking to people

gloomy elbow
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go get friends then

lament meadow
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then dont be nasty

tawny gust
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I have friends

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Aside from you guys :^)

gloomy elbow
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we're a fanily

tawny gust
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yeah

gloomy elbow
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a very messed up family but still

tawny gust
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we’re like the hypogeans and their road trip

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weird but wholesome

lament meadow
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dear lilith: why did you put such blatant vorebait in your game?

gloomy elbow
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maybe it was on purpose

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maybe they knew this convo was gonna take place

lament meadow
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thats my running theory

tawny gust
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theory: lilith is actually orthros and Zolrath so they see every outcome for every hero they put in game

gloomy elbow
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they did it so that we would stay in the game

lament meadow
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bro i was gonna stay in the game you didnt have to do...this

gloomy elbow
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yeah me too

lament meadow
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VEE NO GET OUTTA HERE THIS CHANNEL IS VERY CURSED

gloomy elbow
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i wasnt thinking of leaving any time soon

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but still

tawny gust
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I was planning on staying in the game when they added twins

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and khazard

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special shoutout to khazard for being my boy

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mvp

gloomy elbow
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ice cream boi

tawny gust
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yes

gloomy elbow
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who would win, mezoth or a hungry hungry hippo

tawny gust
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a battle for the ages

gloomy elbow
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"our battle will be legendary"

lament meadow
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mezoth is probably strong enough to kill damn near anything he wanted to if he was hungry enough

gloomy elbow
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bro dont tell me he'd eat rosa

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shes too sweet

tawny gust
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give him cavities

gloomy elbow
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also shes undgerage

tawny gust
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well so is isabella

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and probably rowan

gloomy elbow
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yah but

tawny gust
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and kind of twins except they kind of count kind of don’t count

gloomy elbow
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rosa is different

lament meadow
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nahhhh i dont think rowans underage, just a manlet

tawny gust
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lmao playing favorites are we nerds

lament meadow
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plus yeah rosa is too good, too pure for this world

gloomy elbow
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meanwhile there's people like athalia

lament meadow
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mezoth takes one look at her and starts crying

tawny gust
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I like athalia because she’s morally grayish

gloomy elbow
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shes a dick

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shes basically the reason rosa's parents died

tawny gust
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Oh yeah she’s a dick

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But I like the fact that not all the Celestials happen to be extremely perfect and benevolent

gloomy elbow
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wu kong

tawny gust
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He’s um

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Wu Kong

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Are there any words to describe him really

gloomy elbow
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wu kong just lowers the maturity standard of the celes

tawny gust
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Other than 🅱️ONKËH

gloomy elbow
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he's hilarious

tawny gust
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Seriously

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The best

gloomy elbow
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and mezoth is just a guy who wants food

tawny gust
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He’s my third favorite celehypo because of how incredibly chaotic he is in jtw

gloomy elbow
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whos ur second and first

tawny gust
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Khazard and twins

gloomy elbow
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twins confuse the fbi

tawny gust
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It’s hard to have twins as your favorite because then people call you lolicon ://

gloomy elbow
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i bet you my fbi agent is taking notes rn

silent jay
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Ok im here

fallen trellis
tawny gust
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bruja!!!

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:D!!!!

silent jay
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Here’s the little story part to go with my drawing comic

lament meadow
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brujaaaaaaaa

silent jay
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*”Long ago, the great serpent known as Sky Parent ruled the Night. For a time, Night was never ending and the creatures in the land below lived in constant darkness. Sky Parent’s children, the stars, were the only light within this world.

Then suddenly, a bright being came and introduced themself as the Sun. The Sun brought the Day and with it life! The trees grew, the harvests came, and the creatures below grew in leaps and bounds under the light. Erecting buildings, beginning civilizations, and traveling the land.

Sky Parent though brought up they bring the darkness for rest, the winding rivers to quench thirst, the secrets in shadows, and recovery with the cool night air. Sky Parent was here first and has lived far longer than the Sun.”*

tawny gust
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i love it i love it i love it

gloomy elbow
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it sounds great

lament meadow
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beautiful!!!!

gloomy elbow
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it creates a religous paradox but its great

fallen trellis
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My gears have been turned

tawny gust
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was sky parent around before honas?

gloomy elbow
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how do you be older than the literal god of creation

tawny gust
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idk

gloomy elbow
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thats some black magic shit there

tawny gust
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that was a slightly stupid question so ill rephrase then

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around before dura and annih?

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sorry if im being annoying aaaaaa I really love it ;;

silent jay
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Well, on the other server, me and another friend had months worth of Mauler headcannons world building. And this was before we found out about Honas.

tawny gust
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Ah okay

silent jay
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So, I kind of thought of as to how there are different pantheons in different regions.

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And mind you, this is all just headcannon

tawny gust
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Ooh! I love that

gloomy elbow
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its like how things exist in percy jackson

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everything exists

silent jay
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I actually have an Arachin Goddess oc

tawny gust
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I’m still waiting for rick to make magnus and carter meet btw

silent jay
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And honestly, Ancient Egyptian Mythology and beliefs were pretty paradoxical too

gloomy elbow
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that would be incredible

silent jay
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Percy Jackson is said to have a Disney Plus tv show being made

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And Rick is gonna be heavily a part of it

tawny gust
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I know!!! Very excited

gloomy elbow
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its probs gonna be shit if the movies were anything

tawny gust
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What do you mean

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There weren’t any movies

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/s

gloomy elbow
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yes there was

silent jay
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Absolutely none whatsoever

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No

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You are mistaken

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There was no movies

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It never happened

tawny gust
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Nada

lament meadow
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twas just a bad dream

tawny gust
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Percy Jackson movie? No such thing, that’s why we’re so excited it’s finally getting adapted

gloomy elbow
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ok yeah they never existed

lament meadow
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mezothgun They sure didn't.

silent jay
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Besides, Rick Riordan himself is going to heavily part of the team

tawny gust
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Yeah which is super exciting

silent jay
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Lol yeah

gloomy elbow
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cant wait till last apollo trail is released

fallen trellis
gloomy elbow
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i wonder if greek and norse and stuff exists in espirea

tawny gust
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Even though there are names deriving from the real world I doubt it

gloomy elbow
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i mean we have arthur so i wouldnt be suprised

silent jay
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Ah but remember there is dimension hopping

tawny gust
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He’s dimensional tho

fallen trellis
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I mean the stuff in Afk is kinda based off of multiple cultures

silent jay
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And there are those who travel in between dimensions

tawny gust
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Maybe a lotta dimension mix ups have happened in the past

gloomy elbow
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do you think they have parelel universes

tawny gust
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Yeah totally

gloomy elbow
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im just imagining a world where mezoth is super skinny

tawny gust
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um

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cursed

gloomy elbow
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hehe

fallen trellis
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:I

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That means a lot of heroes would be very chonky

gloomy elbow
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chonky nemora

fallen trellis
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Thane for one

tawny gust
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But yeah some names are fantasy based and not real world names YET (: but others defo are

lament meadow
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WHY DOES EVERYTHING LEAD BACK TO MEZOTH WITH YOU PEOPLE

fallen trellis
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Actually almost all heroes would be chonky

tawny gust
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This is the vore channel

fallen trellis
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:I

gloomy elbow
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this is our channel

fallen trellis
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Skinny mezoth

tawny gust
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Don’t you remember the rename

fallen trellis
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Reminds me of a cursed genderbent Mezoth that I saw in the past

tawny gust
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But yeah biggest example is elijah and lailah who i think (am not sure) both have biblical names

lament meadow
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OHHHHH MY GOD JOLTTEA I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT

fallen trellis
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Actually now that I think of it i saw 2 genderbent mezoths

gloomy elbow
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if you had to ship mezoth with someone who would it be

tawny gust
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hmm

fallen trellis
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Wukong

tawny gust
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food

fallen trellis
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Maybe

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Just food

lament meadow
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Y E S

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bananazoth forever

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(though ive heard some fairly convincing arguments for a mezfawkes ship)

gloomy elbow
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i mean he wouldnt have a prob with celes food

fallen trellis
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A wat

tawny gust
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Oh

fallen trellis
tawny gust
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Mezoth x Fawkes?

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I’m interested

fallen trellis
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Tbh I wanna see Fawkes with Raine

tawny gust
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Raine x Mirael thoooo

gloomy elbow
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nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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fawkes and raine are brother and sister bascisally

fallen trellis
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But to be fair Fawkes has social issues

tawny gust
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Don’t we all

gloomy elbow
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it would be ineresting to see who eironn would be paired up with then

fallen trellis
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I've seen some Eironn and Lorsan ships

tawny gust
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Eironn? hmmm ngl I like him and solise

fallen trellis
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Lorsan fits Solise more imo

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But idk now

tawny gust
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Mainly because I have them both on my alt account and they top damage together

fallen trellis
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Its a weird love triangle

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I use dual wilder carry

gloomy elbow
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then there's athalia

tawny gust
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What about her

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We all know she’s gay for dura

fallen trellis
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Bruja drew some Wukong Athalia in the past

tawny gust
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Oh yeah

gloomy elbow
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hol up that means shes a necro then

tawny gust
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I mean not really if she isn’t actively seeking out duras corpse to kiss or anything

gloomy elbow
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does dura even have a corpse

tawny gust
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She has the seven artifacts

fallen trellis
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She kiss the tree

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The dura virtues tree

tawny gust
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Yeah that tree

gloomy elbow
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and what about the boomer

tawny gust
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Boomer and zolrath should kiss duh

fallen trellis
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How thou

tawny gust
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idk

lament meadow
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wait is orthros boomer

fallen trellis
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Neither has mouths or lips

tawny gust
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maybe they hold hands instead

fallen trellis
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Yes

lament meadow
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not with that attitude

fallen trellis
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Hand holding

lament meadow
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no i mean

gloomy elbow
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boomer doesnt even have arms that are connected to him

tawny gust
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Yes he does

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He has two sets of arms

lament meadow
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they dont have mouths or lips, but not with that attitude

tawny gust
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The big ones in back

lament meadow
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yeah but they tiny af

tawny gust
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And his own arms

lament meadow
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baby arms

tawny gust
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Ehhh they’re normal sized

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They just look small compared to the big beefy arms in back

gloomy elbow
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i wounder if twins would ever get in a relation ship

tawny gust
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probably not

gloomy elbow
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probs not

tawny gust
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the only relationships they get in are friendships

warm falcon
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Genderbent universe solisegasp

fallen trellis
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Male Solise

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Solad

tawny gust
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sounds hot

fallen trellis
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Yes

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Someone made it a reality

gloomy elbow
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female rigby

fallen trellis
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And said it was Solise's unspoken brother

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Dear lord

warm falcon
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They did

fallen trellis
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And male Dolly

tawny gust
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f-female eironn laiconfused

fallen trellis
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Mother and son runs a tavern together

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;l

gloomy elbow
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that doesnt sound too bad

warm falcon
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Would be very snobby

lament meadow
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and ofc we know femezoth is out there but she is WOEFULLY skinny

fallen trellis
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I rather not get stabbed

tawny gust
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I love snobby ladieskazified

fallen trellis
tawny gust
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I kinda just love

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Ladies in general

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But

gloomy elbow
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male talene

fallen trellis
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Honestly Solise would be my worst nightmare as a person

tawny gust
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Really?

fallen trellis
gloomy elbow
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she doesnt seem that bad

warm falcon
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Didn't someone put the tree guy in a bikini?

fallen trellis
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;l

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Her hobby is

gloomy elbow
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maybe a dick sometimes but she seems very friendly

fallen trellis
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Watching dead corpses rot into a goo

tawny gust
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Watching corpses rot doesn’t make her not nice to be around

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Maybe we could watch corpses decay together

fallen trellis
warm falcon
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Sure

fallen trellis
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Besides I have allergies

gloomy elbow
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i would love to have lyca be real

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so i could find my non existent talents

warm falcon
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To rub her ears?

tawny gust
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I would love for tasi to be real

fallen trellis
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Rowan and Rosaline would make good friends

tawny gust
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They would

warm falcon
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Very

tawny gust
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Imagine if they get a Union together

fallen trellis
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Yes please

warm falcon
gloomy elbow
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rosa would be that friend that takes the blame for everything

fallen trellis
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Lucius would also be fun to hang out with

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Pacifist

warm falcon
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I'd just wanna brush his golden locks

fallen trellis
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Also likes ponies

gloomy elbow
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i wonder how fawkes would be irl

tawny gust
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Chill dude

gloomy elbow
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asuming he doesnt shoot you

fallen trellis
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What about Wukong

warm falcon
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Edgy?

tawny gust
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Wukong in this world? I’m kinda scared

fallen trellis
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Yep

tawny gust
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he’s just

fallen trellis
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Not to mention clones

gloomy elbow
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"my stick is bigger than yours"

warm falcon
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Lol

fallen trellis
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Oml

tawny gust
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more than just

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a

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MONKE

fallen trellis
#

Monkey see monkey do

gloomy elbow
#

monkey go take a doo doo

fallen trellis
#

Yikes

gloomy elbow
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im so imature

warm falcon
#

Remind me of vurk

tawny gust
#

what if we got mehira in real world

fallen trellis
#

NOPE

gloomy elbow
#

she'd be the person all the guys are after

warm falcon
#

Please

fallen trellis
#

I dont mix well with a Mehira

tawny gust
#

she could just make a Twitter/insta/snapchat account and would have an army of simps in ten seconds

fallen trellis
#

I rather get bullied by Solise rather than having to deal with Mehira

#

At least no mind control powers

gloomy elbow
#

i bet you athalia would be the one who reminds the teacher about homework or snitches over touching someone

tawny gust
#

I get the feeling you don’t like athalia very much

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And you know what

#

That’s valid

#

Carry on

fallen trellis
#

Athalia would also be the kind of person who kills someone for drinking out of a milk carton

tawny gust
#

Shit she’s gonna come for me

warm falcon
#

Me too

gloomy elbow
#

i mean i couldnt blame her if it was from the milk jug

tawny gust
#

Uhhh I’ve done that too

fallen trellis
#

I only do it when its almost empty

gloomy elbow
#

when its not empty of coruse

lament meadow
#

SEE what you DO is you waterfall it, e.g. pour it into your mouth without your lips touching the bottle

tawny gust
#

Yeah

#

Why wouldn’t you do it that way lolll

gloomy elbow
#

thats what i do with the gatorate thats sitting in my fridge

fallen trellis
#

What about Skriath in this world

gloomy elbow
#

he's the nerd everyone copies answers off of

fallen trellis
#

He'd make a great therapist tbh

tawny gust
#

So would twins

fallen trellis
#

"Speak and be heard"

#

Skriath is like the only mauler I find alright

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Otherwise I dont like them much

tawny gust
#

In terms of like

#

Lore or in game

fallen trellis
#

Both

#

Well more lore

tawny gust
#

Hmm yeah

fallen trellis
#

Safiya is a beast ingame

gloomy elbow
#

brutus doesnt have a bad story

fallen trellis
#

Brutus is alright

tawny gust
#

Satrana lore is

#

wow

fallen trellis
#

Sticking up for Khasos a bit

#

Satrana and Antandra

gloomy elbow
#

i mean whos gonna opse him

#

anyone who disagrees with him is probs gonna get shafted

#

the maulers are massive brutus simps

tawny gust
#

Skriath can disagree with him probably

fallen trellis
#

Probs

tawny gust
#

If I remember mauler lore

#

Something about him being the Paragon so

gloomy elbow
#

yeah but brutus is brutus

fallen trellis
#

Naturally I prefer wilder lore

#

Except for that 1 lore

warm falcon
#

He doesn't need an ambulance

fallen trellis
#

Where corpses rotted

tawny gust
#

My favorite lore is hypo lore

fallen trellis
#

I liked Eironn's lore a lot

gloomy elbow
#

naturally

tawny gust
#

I really liked eironns too

fallen trellis
#

Khazard's lore made me cry a bit

tawny gust
#

Yeah it was quite upsetting :((

warm falcon
#

Just reading her lore cages your mind fufu

tawny gust
#

poor lad

gloomy elbow
#

rosa lore very sad

tawny gust
#

So is

#

Kelthurs

fallen trellis
#

Thane and Baden too

warm falcon
#

Shems too

gloomy elbow
#

grezhul's is very respectable

fallen trellis
#

Shem got what she wanted at the end

#

Gareth

tawny gust
#

he never fit in anywhere his whole life and then his father died and he got accused of the murder of the only person who really cared about him

warm falcon
#

;-;

fallen trellis
#

1 sec

tawny gust
#

Like that one hit me real hard

fallen trellis
gloomy elbow
#

arden willing to sacrifice himself for tree is sweet

fallen trellis
#

Found this on reddit

#

Kinda outdated

warm falcon
#

What is it?

fallen trellis
#

Relationship tree

gloomy elbow
#

lore conection chart

#

i saw this already

warm falcon
#

Font is a lil too small ;-;

tawny gust
#

Click n zoom

fallen trellis
#

Download it and read it in your phone

#

Its higher resolution that way

tawny gust
#

Where is the info about the elementals from?

fallen trellis
#

No clue

tawny gust
#

:c

gloomy elbow
#

kharzard on a nature documentary show

fallen trellis
#

Oml

#

Narrator could be um

tawny gust
#

If khazard was in human world he’d just be soft for sea creachers all the time instead of having to focus on war

fallen trellis
#

Idk

#

A wilder

tawny gust
#

Arden

gloomy elbow
#

arden]

fallen trellis
#

Yes

tawny gust
#

I feel like he’d make a good David Attenborough

gloomy elbow
#

for some reason im inagining ezizh as a game show host

fallen trellis
#

Proceeds to watch a fox kill a rabbit

tawny gust
#

oh my god

#

He hosts a game show where he films torturing people in their dreams

fallen trellis
#

Holy-

#

Holy-Its like

#

The devil's casino

gloomy elbow
#

whats the prize if they live

fallen trellis
#

Loot

tawny gust
#

some money

fallen trellis
#

Let's say

#

100 gaze cards

gloomy elbow
#

is it covered in insurance

tawny gust
#

Holy fuck

#

Torture me ezizh

gloomy elbow
#

Torture me ezizh
@tawny gust

#

be carfuel what you wish for

tawny gust
#

I’ll make sure to be carfuel

gloomy elbow
#

shut up

tawny gust
#

(;

gloomy elbow
#

i would pay to see tidus and warek have a real 1v1 to the death

tawny gust
#

Me too

#

But

gloomy elbow
#

i would like to see warek die preferably

tawny gust
#

I’m

#

Why?

gloomy elbow
#

so he can never piss me off in campain again

tawny gust
#

Same

gloomy elbow
#

also i have a tidus copy so i dont want it to go to waste

tawny gust
#

I think I got a tidus copy

#

Ironically the tower I’m furthest in rn is mauler tower

gloomy elbow
#

ironically i havent unlocked tower

tawny gust
#

My strategy revolves around safiya ulting

gloomy elbow
#

im like 2 safiya's away from asended

tawny gust
#

Simple, but effective

#

Lucky

#

I’m four away

gloomy elbow
#

its so annoying now though

#

since i need belinda's

tawny gust
#

Oof

lament meadow
#

ok now were legit off topic

tawny gust
#

Yeah

#

Back to

#

Um

gloomy elbow
#

femzoth

tawny gust
#

Khazard on a nature documentary

#

Just vibing

gloomy elbow
#

kharzard: that is a bear, dont attack it or it will kill you

tawny gust
#

Master of “yeah no shit”

#

Also khazard: sloths sleep sometimes

gloomy elbow
#

dont eat porcupines like my pal mezoth over here

tawny gust
#

points at mezoth standing by a tree

gloomy elbow
#

because unlike him, you can be frozen

tawny gust
#

“i know he looks a little shocked. that’s because he ate an electric eel. electric eels are electric”

fallen trellis
gloomy elbow
#

what would the show be called

tawny gust
#

Idk

#

khazard’s planet

gloomy elbow
#

who are the sponsors?

tawny gust
#

other hypos and elementals

#

and wilders

gloomy elbow
#

is the show gonna run at like 2 am

tawny gust
#

Yes it’s on history channel

#

People wonder if it’s a fever dream or not

gloomy elbow
#

i see

#

holy shit i just had a great idea

tawny gust
#

Yes?

gloomy elbow
#

mezoth cokking show

tawny gust
#

YES

#

Hells Kitchen but it’s mezoth

gloomy elbow
#

"so you slice up the human flesh like that, to make sure it's a balance of supple but tough"

tawny gust
#

lmao

gloomy elbow
#

fresh meat is best, preferably stright from the streets

#

make sure its still hot and jucy

#

then finish off with some shavings of paprika to really bring out the flavor

tawny gust
#

do khazard ezizh and mezoth make a crossover episode of all their shows together

gloomy elbow
#

im not sure kharzard would be too happy with mezoth

tawny gust
#

The entire thing was suggested by mezoth

#

And the episode is very passive aggressive

gloomy elbow
#

how would ezizh come in

tawny gust
#

he tortures someone who’s sleeping by forcing them into the episode

gloomy elbow
#

ezizh convinces someone to be mezoth's sous chelf

tawny gust
#

Yeah

#

“”convinces”””

lament meadow
#

first of all i fuckin hate that i keep coming back to weird shit like this

warm falcon
#

Lol

tawny gust
#

we’re literally talking about game shows come on

gloomy elbow
#

what

#

its a crossover ep

lament meadow
#

second of all theres a really good memri tv quote that would work here

#

theres a chef on tv who says "by allah, you people are dogs. i will go on as usual."

tawny gust
#

lmaoooo

lament meadow
#

idk what mezoth would say it in response to but

gloomy elbow
#

problem is that i dont think mezoth is islamic

lament meadow
#

"by annih, you people are dogs. i will go on as usual."

gloomy elbow
#

now this is the stuff i came to this server for

tawny gust
#

mezoth when khazard hugs an orca whale then tells him not to torment octopi because of the amount of nerves they have in their body

gloomy elbow
#

mezoth is prob wonder why kharzard is making the food conaminated

tawny gust
#

yep

gloomy elbow
#

not that mezoth is very cleam himself

#

but still

#

gotta have some limits

tawny gust
#

But khazard is

#

Ice

gloomy elbow
#

and mezoth likes the meat hot and bloody

tawny gust
#

ok fair

fallen trellis
gloomy elbow
#

its hard to be hot and bloody if its touching something thats -200 degrees

fallen trellis
#

That would kill the animal

tawny gust
#

are we just accepting my -200 degrees idea or

gloomy elbow
#

well i dont have any other expinations

tawny gust
#

because I was thinking he can like get colder

#

the hottest he can be is 0 or 32 degrees

#

coldest is -200 or -328 degrees

gloomy elbow
#

i mean

#

at 32 he would just melt as soon as he's on land

tawny gust
#

Yeah that’s why i said that’s the hottest he can be

#

He will never do that hot tho

#

Because he’ll

#

Melt

gloomy elbow
#

maybe he can take other forms since hes an elemental

tawny gust
#

Right

warm falcon
#

Puddlezard

tawny gust
#

I wonder if the other elementals are concerned about him

gloomy elbow
#

hmm, one of my relitives looks frozen and purple, im sure hes fine

tawny gust
#

yeah just peachy

warm falcon
#

It breathes it's fine

tawny gust
#

“Must just be a cool new look to change it up a bit, everything’s cool”

gloomy elbow
#

thats some very interesting logic

#

hes just trying out a new wwardrobe

tawny gust
#

Yeah that’s totally it

gloomy elbow
#

he got an ice tan

tawny gust
#

But if we’re serious they’re probably v upset

gloomy elbow
#

gee, the most powerful of our kind has turned to the dark side, everything is fine

warm falcon
#

Do you think they'll be useable or just lore stuck?

tawny gust
#

I wonder what faction theyd be

#

Wilder?

gloomy elbow
#

no shit

#

although i could see flora beng an elemental

tawny gust
#

Also wtf is seirusssss

#

A minor elemental???

gloomy elbow
#

its like a minor god from greece

#

nobody cares about him

tawny gust
#

F

#

but yeah

#

I wonder if the elementals have a plan to get khazard back

#

tie him down and spray him in the face with “REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE”

gloomy elbow
#

well i bet you over half of them have been corrupted already

#

serius is just that guy

#

not worth the effort

tawny gust
#

It’d be cool if we got another corrupted elemental

gloomy elbow
#

i would like to see kharzards oppisite

#

i guess talene already kinda fits that though

tawny gust
#

Yeah Talene’s p much khazards opposite

#

If I remember correctly they even came out around the same time?

gloomy elbow
#

ehhhhhhhhhhh

#

i wouldnt know

tawny gust
#

Ah

gloomy elbow
#

havent been around that long

tawny gust
#

Well they are the fourth Celestial and Hypogean so I’m pretty sure they did

gloomy elbow
#

i remember seeing some history chart for the game

#

i dont remember from who though

tawny gust
#

Whitesushii?

gloomy elbow
#

no

#

someone here

tawny gust
#

Ah

gloomy elbow
#

i saw on discord

#

anyways

tawny gust
#

Yeah anw

gloomy elbow
#

wat were we talking about

tawny gust
#

Khazard and the other elementals

gloomy elbow
#

o yeah

tawny gust
#

I think it’d be cool if they made another corrupted elemental maybe the wind one

gloomy elbow
#

would need to be a bit different though

#

idk how

#

maybe he turns after he sees the shit athalia does

tawny gust
#

lmao

gloomy elbow
#

look you cant stab a wholesome child's parents and not get away with it

#

thats not how this works

tawny gust
#

To be fair it wasn’t her directly

gloomy elbow
#

she literaly stands for this shit

#

"harbinger of justice"

tawny gust
#

She’s very

gloomy elbow
#

speaking about that i wonder what cecilia's been up to...

tawny gust
#

Black and white

#

Although I wonder if she really would murder an innocent child’s parents

#

As her justice does seem kinda different from what the temple of light is doing

gloomy elbow
#

"you cannot judge me"

tawny gust
#

She’s basically “they’re fucking with the Hypogeans/they are the Hypogeans? KILL THEM ALL”

#

Since rosa’s parents weren’t really fucking with the hypos

#

I mean her justice doesn’t seem like

gloomy elbow
#

its literaly states that the temple part that cecilia is in follows althalia

tawny gust
#

“Kill five innocents instead of letting one go”

gritty trail
#

The temple of light isn't friendly to anything

gloomy elbow
#

well it the very least i can be mad at whatever shit the temple is doing

tawny gust
#

and yeah i know there are just a few differences in the way they carry out justice is described

#

Yeah temple fucking sucks

gritty trail
#

Niru and Oden both got their deaths because they dwelled into necromancy by trying to help the lightbearers

gloomy elbow
#

dont see how belinda and lucius work for the same place

tawny gust
#

Belinda is a priestess and Lucius is a paladin?

blazing summit
#

yes

gloomy elbow
#

i think so

gritty trail
#

yes indeed

gloomy elbow
#

the temple needs to focus on real criminals

tawny gust
#

Yeah

gloomy elbow
#

like teachers that shorten due dates

tawny gust
#

Like oh idk

#

Those thugs in Rustport who fucking killed Nara’s dad

gritty trail
#

Or y'know, prevent the whole Azmonath incident.

tawny gust
#

Yo if they worship the gods why aren’t they more peaceful? Twins would be disappointed

gloomy elbow
#

azmonath? f that a mayor with good intentions and everyone who is related to him is more important clearly

tawny gust
#

Oh yeah totally

#

Let’s slaughter innocent civilians who didn’t do anything wrong and traumatize children for life!!!

lament meadow
#

this feels like a vague allegory for something but i cant quite put my finger on it

tawny gust
gloomy elbow
#

yes because the mayor stalks everyone that comes in and knows everything about them

tawny gust
#

like seriously? fuck the temple of light

gloomy elbow
#

he clearly knew

gritty trail
#

but somehow didn't know that a small boy caused the resurrection of a god damn Hypogean commander

tawny gust
#

they feel like the kind of people who use the gods to protect themselves and put themselves on a pedestal, acting like they’re better than everyone else because they murder innocent civilians

gloomy elbow
#

wE sTaNd FoR tHe GrEaTeR gOoD

tawny gust
#

wE aRe ThE lIgHt’s MeSsEnGeRs

gloomy elbow
#

i like how this turned from mezoth cooking show to harrassing the temple of light

tawny gust
gloomy elbow
#

also i just relized that cecilia is probs gonna come behind me and stab me

#

so i guess im screwed

tawny gust
#

Well it’ll just prove our point more

gloomy elbow
#

yeah but i personaly would like to live

tawny gust
#

Call her a godless thot as you bleed out for me

gloomy elbow
#

well i bet you shes reading these msgs rn so job done

gritty trail
#

she can't read

#

unless magic

gloomy elbow
#

its translated to braile

tawny gust
#

Uhm

gritty trail
#

shoot

gloomy elbow
#

you never know what kind of bullshit they can pull

tawny gust
#

Yeah

#

Why do I feel like probably none of the Celestials really like the temple of light

gloomy elbow
#

i doubt they even notice them very often

lament meadow
#

"your lifes work makes dura puke"

gritty trail
#

So far there have been no interactions of them with anyone that worships them

gloomy elbow
#

"your lifes work makes dura puke"
@lament meadow

#

you're getting stabbed by her too now

tawny gust
#

oof

gritty trail
#

oof

tawny gust
#

I’ll try again

lament meadow
#

no im talking about the temple of light as a whole

tawny gust
#

celestial: breathes
temple of light: 😍🥰😘🤪🥳🤩

gloomy elbow
#

yes you are still getting stabbed by her

#

i dont think she gives a shit

#

i wonder how they treat wu kong

tawny gust
#

Make propaganda pieces calling him a fake god so he drops his stick on their building

gloomy elbow
#

that would be epic

lament meadow
#

well if his original mythos is any indication then probably not as well as hed like them to

tawny gust
#

lmao either way he’s gonna end up beating them up because he’s mad they aren’t respecting him

lament meadow
#

has a bit of a big ego iirc

tawny gust
#

a

#

BIT?

gloomy elbow
#

i mean

lament meadow
#

YES

#

OBVIOUSLY THATS AN UNDERSTATEMENT

gloomy elbow
#

he is MORE THAN JUST A MONEKH

#

so i think he has the right

tawny gust
#

He totally has the right to demand being worshipped

#

I’m with wu kong you go beat em up

gloomy elbow
#

ok who do you guys want to yelll at next

tawny gust
#

We’re going to keep yelling at the temple thanks

lament meadow
#

plus given that hes not even esperian? sensing some prejudice there

tawny gust
#

Oh no now they’re racist

gloomy elbow
#

hold up

#

we should make this the story line for the devs

#

theyll be happy we did all the work for them

tawny gust
#

yeah

gloomy elbow
#

then get get to see kharzard actually get a show

tawny gust
#

Oh my god

#

But yeah the whole thing in Rosaline’s lore

#

Made me go

gloomy elbow
#

what the fuck guys

#

i wonder who that lady who adpoted her was

#

i would like to meet her

tawny gust
#

Me too

#

But yeah

#

Why would they do that

#

Fuck the whole “jUsTiCe!!!” Shit

#

They forced rosa and many other children into being servants for the temple after traumatizing them

#

like wtf

gloomy elbow
#

its like if police stopped a bank robbery by shooting everyone in the bank

tawny gust
#

EXACTLY

gritty trail
#

there's no bank robbery of there's no people :))))))))))

tawny gust
#

Plus I also get the vibe the temple is probably elitist and says lb are better than every other faction

gloomy elbow
#

well if creating and disposing of the maulers like that says anything then yeah

tawny gust
#

But then turn around and say any lb who don’t support the temple are just as bad as their true enemy, maulers

gloomy elbow
#

dura her self had to step in

tawny gust
#

Yeah lmaooo

gloomy elbow
#

and save the maulers

#

"we serve dura guys"

tawny gust
#

I wonder if Dura created twins around the same time as maulers

#

Cuz of all the war

#

although they aren’t mentioned in the mauler lore so idk

gloomy elbow
#

i cant say i blame the maulers for trying to kill them

#

imagine someone gave you life then left you to die

tawny gust
#

probably earlier in like the esperian Stone Age

#

Yeah like

#

Wtf lbs

gloomy elbow
#

slowly and painfuly in the desert

tawny gust
#

I wish there would be an afk animation so we could have the Celestials call the temple out on their bs

gloomy elbow
#

also what is the sexism in espira

#

like in estrilda lore

tawny gust
#

Hmm idk

gloomy elbow
#

are we in like the 1500 or something

tawny gust
#

Defo doesn’t seem like much of an issue for wilders at least

gloomy elbow
#

ogi

tawny gust
#

that’s more so racism ig

#

Haven’t read his lore in a while

gloomy elbow
#

wilders def seem nicer though

tawny gust
#

Yeah

#

They’re the faction I’d like to chill with most

gritty trail
#

They are nice, but very defensive

tawny gust
#

Yeah very

gloomy elbow
#

props to thane for being a pal though

tawny gust
#

Also I wonder how many of the wilder heroes are the descendants of Ya that joined the wilders

#

Oh yeah thane? Amazing

gloomy elbow
#

the man bascially enslaved himself to a family

#

even when that family was almost gone

#

he trained estrilda

tawny gust
#

and eironn

gloomy elbow
#

grezhul is that guy who always shows up to work on time

tawny gust
#

Yes

gloomy elbow
#

and who doesnt bitch about the boss

tawny gust
#

He brought the boss back to life so

gloomy elbow
#

he deserves a pay raise

gritty trail
#

He's dedicated to his job

tawny gust
#

Very

#

I wonder what qualifies you as a ya

#

Animal features????

gloomy elbow
#

eh

#

hard to tell

tawny gust
#

Ueah

#

The ones that I think aren’t ya would be like

gloomy elbow
#

tasi?

tawny gust
#

Arden, ulmus, ogi? seirus

#

tasi too

#

But the rest all could be ya so

#

Who knows

gloomy elbow
#

for all i know wu kong could be a ya

tawny gust
#

Lmao

gloomy elbow
#

he is an animal technically

tawny gust
#

I’m pretty sure he’s made out of stone

gloomy elbow
#

fuck

tawny gust
#

or at least was born from a stone

gloomy elbow
#

maybe rocks are ya

#

and we dont know it

tawny gust
gloomy elbow
#

anything is possible

tawny gust
#

Ig

gloomy elbow
#

considering the temple is consdiered the good guys

tawny gust
#

I don’t think they really are?

#

Lilith is showing the pros and cons of every faction imo

#

like there’s good lb

#

And the temple of light

gloomy elbow
#

yeah they do a good job at that

#

but light is typically considered good

tawny gust
#

Yeah

#

But they do seem to be putting a spin on it by implying

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A lot of bad things about the temple of light

gloomy elbow
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i would be very happy to see rosa's brother come as a new hero

tawny gust
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Ooh same

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Then maybe Rosa could get a Union with her brother, her and oscar because they dress similarly and a noblewoman is mentioned in both their stories

gloomy elbow
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and the lady who adpoted them both

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4 piece union

tawny gust
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Ooooo

gloomy elbow
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would be very epic to see

tawny gust
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I agree

gloomy elbow
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epspecaily if they are op

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then they can just go flex over the temple how everone likes them better

tawny gust
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Yeah boi

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Seriously tho I’d love the temple to be destroyed and remade with people who aren’t fucking pricks

gloomy elbow
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*belinda and lucius exempted

tawny gust
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Yeah they’re good

gloomy elbow
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since i need them for my lineups

tawny gust
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They should start the new temple of light

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Because unlike CECILIA they aren’t killing innocent people

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They might be enabling it if they know about it though

gloomy elbow
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in cecilia lore it says most temple members dont know about them

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so

tawny gust
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Ah yeah right

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Therefore: destroy the part of the temple we have confirmed to be assholes

gloomy elbow
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how would athalia fit in this

tawny gust
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idk

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assumably she knows about Cecilia and co?

gloomy elbow
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i mean

tawny gust
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I think it’d be funnier if she didn’t know and didn’t care

gloomy elbow
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i would hope that she knows about her followers

tawny gust
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But probably not the case so

gloomy elbow
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otherwise shes being a piece of shit to them

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but they deserve it

tawny gust
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Well they kinda deserve being ignored by their god

gloomy elbow
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also aparently shes a "vital weapon" in the fight aginst evil

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so uh

tawny gust
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Yeah she’s vital

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Unlike her followers

gloomy elbow
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so i suppose she can get a pass

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for now

tawny gust
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Yeah for now

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I saw someone write up something on the community forums that was like twins telling athalia to chill the fuck out

gloomy elbow
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wu kong would fit that role so much better

tawny gust
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I don’t think he was out?

gloomy elbow
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since althalia would just try and kill him and fail

tawny gust
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To be fair idt she’d try killing twins

gloomy elbow
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exactly

tawny gust
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If they’re gone Esperia falls to madness and destroys itself before the Hypogeans can