#afk-lore
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Yeah!
I don’t know where I was going with that
um
hc khazard is -200 degrees celsius
I’ll just say that whenever things get awkward it’s the go to catchphrase
bro thats actually like
73.15 degrees away from absolute zero
his body would immediately damage someones skin on contact
are you sure about that
its fine ill just bring napalm
i thought it was his whole thing though?
Didnt know Khazard was so relatable
Khasos is an abused chicken that got thrown in to the sewer water and mutated
Don't you insult my boy Khasos like that
No it's the lore behind him.
i don’t remember him being a chicken
khasos is not skirith as far as i know
also @lament meadow maybe that’s what he wants, instantly yeeting and skeeting skin when he touches it. must be kinda fun to shake hands with someone
maybe he's just very good at insurance fruad
ew what is that
Is that what he was supposed to look like or just him in ads?
ads if i remember
Well then that's not what he was meant to look like
If we go by ads
Isabella looks like some bad cosplay of some 12yr olds angsty zombie/angel/demon/eyes glow green when angry/sees dead people/tragic backstory oc
Isn't that what she is though
um not really no
she just stares at people
and they turn
into
purple dust
and thats what you use to upgrade heroes!
wait hold up that means all heroes are canibals
Yes.
We already concluded that all of afk lore revolves around our vore lord
This is just more proof
Oh and btw
6
nice try
suprisingly low'
oh god dont tell me youre some kinda voreposter
syas you
.
I think you're in the teens
how many what
Yeah you have 18 @tawny gust
lmao
so apparently khazards si is cold enough to cut through fucking steel
his si is a goddamn cold saw
my guy wasn’t kidding when he said “the cold cuts through everything”
well i guess he isnt a lying scumbag then
Mha are kinda weak
Khazard*
He’s a mage who’s ice is strong enough to cut through steel
Meanwhile you have ice guys like Aokiji casually freezing a full blown 2 tsunamis
he's cold enough not to melt as soon as he's on land
I’m thinking if the cele and hypos have some sort of fried
Feud*
They all should be equal in power in some way
gee youy think
Yes they do have quite the feud
but yeah I really wish they’d give us some actual lore numbers about celehypo:((
My theory is a star level threat

Meaning he can casually freeze earth if he really wanted too
You base this off the twins level of power
Ah right
Because the twins are far and away op
And if they’re all equal in power then that at least means he would be able to go face to face with talene and not melt
My theory is these guys are completely at least capable of having some sort of planetary feat of power
considering her blood is lava, that’s some deep frozen shit
wu kong be like: MONKE
It would make 0 sense though, it’s like saying fawkes is = to every one of them
No he’s like 🅱️ONKËH
fawkes only resisted mehira because she was caught off guard
I’m using talene and khazard as comparisons to each other because they are pretty much opposite ends of the spectrum
well humans are idiots so that doesnty take too much effort
fair
Unfortunately mezoth lore is more about the sailor writing the journal than mezoth himself
its like asking a 20 year old man to go kick a baby
doesnt sound that bad
you can just piss him off by runing around hsi legs
he's so slow
but that’s what he has a stomach mouth for
He’ll just bend down and swallow you once you’re in front of him again
then he'll just fall on his face
and he isnt getting back up any time soon with those short ass legs
im sorry im bashing mezoth way too much
lmao @lament meadow will be coming for you like this 
oh fuck i didnt think about that

dont be suprised if i have to move contries
F in advance
YOU BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE IT
oh shit
fuck im out of here
But when he does that eating move he’s one of the fastest characters in the game
Wait don’t leave chat yet I wanna keep talking to you
He does like 8 chops in a second
also tbf i dont think mezoths THAT tall but he can absolutely change his size to get that big
but i dont wanna get stabbed
maybe
that also
I have a love hate relationship with his lore because I love the way it’s written
But there’s barely any info on him :((
Meaning he can turn anyone even someone as powerful as naruto, Goku, Whitebesrd, meiliodas into his prey
hes a big creep who loves making people vore what more is there to get
he's basically the ultimaite stalker
It’s shown in game where he turns them into a ball and eats them
in lore because in game they’re obviously scaled down
True
But if meZoth is capable of doing that then he’s one of the most op Hypos in the game
also i wouldnt be surprised if he could walk on all fours to pursue you, and also he uses his bulk to his advantage
Oh god
goddamit im scared now
Actually meZoth either can’t hold them in for that long so I’d doubt it
im just imagining mezoth crawling fast as shit towards me
My pfp would just high five him
I think they turn into a ball of energy when he swallows them because it would kinda be a hassle to give every hero an animation for going into his stomach and accounting for different sizes and body parts
ofc ofc
i doubt he'd be able to eay rigby otherwise
like you know hes just gulpin em down
implying that his bellymaw cant stretch indefinitely wide like a snake
I mean
Fair
I wish lilith would do a lore q&a so I could ask them all my burning questions
how much can mezoth eat before he need stomoch medecine
Does mezoth poop?
assumably
he takes the biggest shit in existence
fuck offfffff
i bet he has a custom designed toilet
I mean he covers it so he at least has some buttocks
with the thickest toilet paper in the world
aight imma head out
go get friends then
then dont be nasty
we're a fanily
yeah
a very messed up family but still
dear lilith: why did you put such blatant vorebait in your game?
thats my running theory
theory: lilith is actually orthros and Zolrath so they see every outcome for every hero they put in game
they did it so that we would stay in the game
bro i was gonna stay in the game you didnt have to do...this
yeah me too
VEE NO GET OUTTA HERE THIS CHANNEL IS VERY CURSED
I was planning on staying in the game when they added twins
and khazard
special shoutout to khazard for being my boy
mvp
ice cream boi
yes
who would win, mezoth or a hungry hungry hippo
a battle for the ages
"our battle will be legendary"
mezoth is probably strong enough to kill damn near anything he wanted to if he was hungry enough
give him cavities
also shes undgerage
yah but
and kind of twins except they kind of count kind of don’t count
rosa is different
nahhhh i dont think rowans underage, just a manlet
lmao playing favorites are we nerds
plus yeah rosa is too good, too pure for this world
meanwhile there's people like athalia
mezoth takes one look at her and starts crying
I like athalia because she’s morally grayish
Oh yeah she’s a dick
But I like the fact that not all the Celestials happen to be extremely perfect and benevolent
wu kong
wu kong just lowers the maturity standard of the celes
Other than 🅱️ONKËH
he's hilarious
and mezoth is just a guy who wants food
He’s my third favorite celehypo because of how incredibly chaotic he is in jtw
whos ur second and first
Khazard and twins
twins confuse the fbi
It’s hard to have twins as your favorite because then people call you lolicon ://
i bet you my fbi agent is taking notes rn
Ok im here

Here’s the little story part to go with my drawing comic
brujaaaaaaaa
*”Long ago, the great serpent known as Sky Parent ruled the Night. For a time, Night was never ending and the creatures in the land below lived in constant darkness. Sky Parent’s children, the stars, were the only light within this world.
Then suddenly, a bright being came and introduced themself as the Sun. The Sun brought the Day and with it life! The trees grew, the harvests came, and the creatures below grew in leaps and bounds under the light. Erecting buildings, beginning civilizations, and traveling the land.
Sky Parent though brought up they bring the darkness for rest, the winding rivers to quench thirst, the secrets in shadows, and recovery with the cool night air. Sky Parent was here first and has lived far longer than the Sun.”*
i love it i love it i love it
it sounds great
beautiful!!!!
it creates a religous paradox but its great
was sky parent around before honas?
how do you be older than the literal god of creation
idk
thats some black magic shit there
that was a slightly stupid question so ill rephrase then
around before dura and annih?
sorry if im being annoying aaaaaa I really love it ;;
Well, on the other server, me and another friend had months worth of Mauler headcannons world building. And this was before we found out about Honas.
Ah okay
So, I kind of thought of as to how there are different pantheons in different regions.
And mind you, this is all just headcannon
Ooh! I love that
I actually have an Arachin Goddess oc
I’m still waiting for rick to make magnus and carter meet btw
And honestly, Ancient Egyptian Mythology and beliefs were pretty paradoxical too
that would be incredible
Percy Jackson is said to have a Disney Plus tv show being made
And Rick is gonna be heavily a part of it
I know!!! Very excited
its probs gonna be shit if the movies were anything
yes there was
Absolutely none whatsoever
No
You are mistaken
There was no movies
It never happened
Nada
twas just a bad dream
Percy Jackson movie? No such thing, that’s why we’re so excited it’s finally getting adapted
ok yeah they never existed
They sure didn't.
Besides, Rick Riordan himself is going to heavily part of the team
Lol yeah
cant wait till last apollo trail is released

i wonder if greek and norse and stuff exists in espirea
Even though there are names deriving from the real world I doubt it
i mean we have arthur so i wouldnt be suprised
Ah but remember there is dimension hopping
He’s dimensional tho
I mean the stuff in Afk is kinda based off of multiple cultures
And there are those who travel in between dimensions
Maybe a lotta dimension mix ups have happened in the past
do you think they have parelel universes
Yeah totally
im just imagining a world where mezoth is super skinny
hehe
chonky nemora
Thane for one
But yeah some names are fantasy based and not real world names YET (: but others defo are
WHY DOES EVERYTHING LEAD BACK TO MEZOTH WITH YOU PEOPLE
Actually almost all heroes would be chonky
This is the vore channel
:I
this is our channel
Don’t you remember the rename
But yeah biggest example is elijah and lailah who i think (am not sure) both have biblical names
OHHHHH MY GOD JOLTTEA I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT
if you had to ship mezoth with someone who would it be
hmm
Wukong
food
Y E S
bananazoth forever
(though ive heard some fairly convincing arguments for a mezfawkes ship)
i mean he wouldnt have a prob with celes food
A wat
Oh

Tbh I wanna see Fawkes with Raine
Raine x Mirael thoooo
But to be fair Fawkes has social issues
Don’t we all
it would be ineresting to see who eironn would be paired up with then
I've seen some Eironn and Lorsan ships
Eironn? hmmm ngl I like him and solise
Mainly because I have them both on my alt account and they top damage together
then there's athalia
Oh yeah
hol up that means shes a necro then
I mean not really if she isn’t actively seeking out duras corpse to kiss or anything
does dura even have a corpse
She has the seven artifacts
Yeah that tree
and what about the boomer
Boomer and zolrath should kiss duh
How thou
idk
wait is orthros boomer
Neither has mouths or lips
maybe they hold hands instead
Yes
not with that attitude
Hand holding
no i mean
boomer doesnt even have arms that are connected to him
they dont have mouths or lips, but not with that attitude
The big ones in back
yeah but they tiny af
And his own arms
baby arms
Ehhh they’re normal sized
They just look small compared to the big beefy arms in back
i wounder if twins would ever get in a relation ship
probably not
probs not
the only relationships they get in are friendships
Genderbent universe 
female rigby
They did
And male Dolly
f-female eironn 
that doesnt sound too bad
Would be very snobby
and ofc we know femezoth is out there but she is WOEFULLY skinny
I rather not get stabbed
I love snobby ladies

male talene
Honestly Solise would be my worst nightmare as a person
Really?

she doesnt seem that bad
Didn't someone put the tree guy in a bikini?
maybe a dick sometimes but she seems very friendly
Watching dead corpses rot into a goo
Watching corpses rot doesn’t make her not nice to be around
Maybe we could watch corpses decay together

Sure
Besides I have allergies
To rub her ears?
I would love for tasi to be real
Rowan and Rosaline would make good friends
They would
Very
Imagine if they get a Union together
Yes please

rosa would be that friend that takes the blame for everything
I'd just wanna brush his golden locks
Also likes ponies
i wonder how fawkes would be irl
Chill dude
asuming he doesnt shoot you
What about Wukong
Edgy?
Wukong in this world? I’m kinda scared
Not to mention clones
"my stick is bigger than yours"
Lol
Oml
Monkey see monkey do
monkey go take a doo doo
Yikes
im so imature
Remind me of vurk
what if we got mehira in real world
NOPE
she'd be the person all the guys are after
Please
I dont mix well with a Mehira
she could just make a Twitter/insta/snapchat account and would have an army of simps in ten seconds
I rather get bullied by Solise rather than having to deal with Mehira
At least no mind control powers
i bet you athalia would be the one who reminds the teacher about homework or snitches over touching someone
I get the feeling you don’t like athalia very much
And you know what
That’s valid
Carry on
Athalia would also be the kind of person who kills someone for drinking out of a milk carton
Shit she’s gonna come for me
Me too
i mean i couldnt blame her if it was from the milk jug
Uhhh I’ve done that too
I only do it when its almost empty
when its not empty of coruse
SEE what you DO is you waterfall it, e.g. pour it into your mouth without your lips touching the bottle
thats what i do with the gatorate thats sitting in my fridge
he's the nerd everyone copies answers off of
He'd make a great therapist tbh
So would twins
"Speak and be heard"
Skriath is like the only mauler I find alright
Otherwise I dont like them much
Hmm yeah
Safiya is a beast ingame
brutus doesnt have a bad story
Brutus is alright
i mean whos gonna opse him
anyone who disagrees with him is probs gonna get shafted
the maulers are massive brutus simps
Skriath can disagree with him probably
Probs
yeah but brutus is brutus
He doesn't need an ambulance
I liked Eironn's lore a lot
naturally
I really liked eironns too
Khazard's lore made me cry a bit
Yeah it was quite upsetting :((
Just reading her lore cages your mind fufu
poor lad
rosa lore very sad
Shems too
grezhul's is very respectable
he never fit in anywhere his whole life and then his father died and he got accused of the murder of the only person who really cared about him
;-;
1 sec
Like that one hit me real hard
arden willing to sacrifice himself for tree is sweet
What is it?
Relationship tree
Font is a lil too small ;-;
Click n zoom
Where is the info about the elementals from?
No clue
:c
kharzard on a nature documentary show
If khazard was in human world he’d just be soft for sea creachers all the time instead of having to focus on war
Arden
arden]
Yes
I feel like he’d make a good David Attenborough
for some reason im inagining ezizh as a game show host
Proceeds to watch a fox kill a rabbit
whats the prize if they live
Loot
some money
is it covered in insurance
I’ll make sure to be carfuel
shut up
(;
i would pay to see tidus and warek have a real 1v1 to the death
i would like to see warek die preferably
so he can never piss me off in campain again
Same
also i have a tidus copy so i dont want it to go to waste
ironically i havent unlocked tower
My strategy revolves around safiya ulting
im like 2 safiya's away from asended
Oof
ok now were legit off topic
femzoth
kharzard: that is a bear, dont attack it or it will kill you
dont eat porcupines like my pal mezoth over here
points at mezoth standing by a tree
because unlike him, you can be frozen
“i know he looks a little shocked. that’s because he ate an electric eel. electric eels are electric”

what would the show be called
who are the sponsors?
is the show gonna run at like 2 am
Yes?
mezoth cokking show
"so you slice up the human flesh like that, to make sure it's a balance of supple but tough"
lmao
fresh meat is best, preferably stright from the streets
make sure its still hot and jucy
then finish off with some shavings of paprika to really bring out the flavor
do khazard ezizh and mezoth make a crossover episode of all their shows together
im not sure kharzard would be too happy with mezoth
how would ezizh come in
he tortures someone who’s sleeping by forcing them into the episode
ezizh convinces someone to be mezoth's sous chelf
first of all i fuckin hate that i keep coming back to weird shit like this
Lol
we’re literally talking about game shows come on
second of all theres a really good memri tv quote that would work here
theres a chef on tv who says "by allah, you people are dogs. i will go on as usual."
lmaoooo
idk what mezoth would say it in response to but
problem is that i dont think mezoth is islamic
"by annih, you people are dogs. i will go on as usual."
now this is the stuff i came to this server for
mezoth when khazard hugs an orca whale then tells him not to torment octopi because of the amount of nerves they have in their body
mezoth is prob wonder why kharzard is making the food conaminated
yep
and mezoth likes the meat hot and bloody
ok fair

its hard to be hot and bloody if its touching something thats -200 degrees
That would kill the animal
are we just accepting my -200 degrees idea or
well i dont have any other expinations
because I was thinking he can like get colder
the hottest he can be is 0 or 32 degrees
coldest is -200 or -328 degrees
Yeah that’s why i said that’s the hottest he can be
He will never do that hot tho
Because he’ll
Melt
maybe he can take other forms since hes an elemental
Right
Puddlezard
I wonder if the other elementals are concerned about him
hmm, one of my relitives looks frozen and purple, im sure hes fine
yeah just peachy
It breathes it's fine
“Must just be a cool new look to change it up a bit, everything’s cool”
Yeah that’s totally it
he got an ice tan
But if we’re serious they’re probably v upset
gee, the most powerful of our kind has turned to the dark side, everything is fine
Do you think they'll be useable or just lore stuck?
F
but yeah
I wonder if the elementals have a plan to get khazard back
tie him down and spray him in the face with “REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE”
well i bet you over half of them have been corrupted already
serius is just that guy
not worth the effort
It’d be cool if we got another corrupted elemental
i would like to see kharzards oppisite
i guess talene already kinda fits that though
Yeah Talene’s p much khazards opposite
If I remember correctly they even came out around the same time?
Ah
havent been around that long
Well they are the fourth Celestial and Hypogean so I’m pretty sure they did
Whitesushii?
Ah
Yeah anw
wat were we talking about
Khazard and the other elementals
o yeah
I think it’d be cool if they made another corrupted elemental maybe the wind one
would need to be a bit different though
idk how
maybe he turns after he sees the shit athalia does
lmao
look you cant stab a wholesome child's parents and not get away with it
thats not how this works
To be fair it wasn’t her directly
She’s very
speaking about that i wonder what cecilia's been up to...
Black and white
Although I wonder if she really would murder an innocent child’s parents
As her justice does seem kinda different from what the temple of light is doing
"you cannot judge me"
She’s basically “they’re fucking with the Hypogeans/they are the Hypogeans? KILL THEM ALL”
Since rosa’s parents weren’t really fucking with the hypos
I mean her justice doesn’t seem like
its literaly states that the temple part that cecilia is in follows althalia
“Kill five innocents instead of letting one go”
The temple of light isn't friendly to anything
well it the very least i can be mad at whatever shit the temple is doing
and yeah i know there are just a few differences in the way they carry out justice is described
Yeah temple fucking sucks
Niru and Oden both got their deaths because they dwelled into necromancy by trying to help the lightbearers
dont see how belinda and lucius work for the same place
Belinda is a priestess and Lucius is a paladin?
yes
i think so
yes indeed
the temple needs to focus on real criminals
Yeah
like teachers that shorten due dates
Or y'know, prevent the whole Azmonath incident.
Yo if they worship the gods why aren’t they more peaceful? Twins would be disappointed
azmonath? f that a mayor with good intentions and everyone who is related to him is more important clearly
Oh yeah totally
Let’s slaughter innocent civilians who didn’t do anything wrong and traumatize children for life!!!
this feels like a vague allegory for something but i cant quite put my finger on it

yes because the mayor stalks everyone that comes in and knows everything about them
like seriously? fuck the temple of light
he clearly knew
but somehow didn't know that a small boy caused the resurrection of a god damn Hypogean commander
they feel like the kind of people who use the gods to protect themselves and put themselves on a pedestal, acting like they’re better than everyone else because they murder innocent civilians
wE sTaNd FoR tHe GrEaTeR gOoD
wE aRe ThE lIgHt’s MeSsEnGeRs
i like how this turned from mezoth cooking show to harrassing the temple of light
also i just relized that cecilia is probs gonna come behind me and stab me
so i guess im screwed
Well it’ll just prove our point more
yeah but i personaly would like to live
Call her a godless thot as you bleed out for me
well i bet you shes reading these msgs rn so job done
its translated to braile
Uhm
shoot
you never know what kind of bullshit they can pull
Yeah
Why do I feel like probably none of the Celestials really like the temple of light
i doubt they even notice them very often
"your lifes work makes dura puke"
So far there have been no interactions of them with anyone that worships them
"your lifes work makes dura puke"
@lament meadow
you're getting stabbed by her too now
oof
oof
I’ll try again
no im talking about the temple of light as a whole
celestial: breathes
temple of light: 😍🥰😘🤪🥳🤩
yes you are still getting stabbed by her
i dont think she gives a shit
i wonder how they treat wu kong
Make propaganda pieces calling him a fake god so he drops his stick on their building
that would be epic
well if his original mythos is any indication then probably not as well as hed like them to
lmao either way he’s gonna end up beating them up because he’s mad they aren’t respecting him
has a bit of a big ego iirc
i mean
He totally has the right to demand being worshipped
I’m with wu kong you go beat em up
ok who do you guys want to yelll at next
We’re going to keep yelling at the temple thanks
plus given that hes not even esperian? sensing some prejudice there
Oh no now they’re racist
hold up
we should make this the story line for the devs
theyll be happy we did all the work for them
yeah
then get get to see kharzard actually get a show
what the fuck guys
i wonder who that lady who adpoted her was
i would like to meet her
Me too
But yeah
Why would they do that
Fuck the whole “jUsTiCe!!!” Shit
They forced rosa and many other children into being servants for the temple after traumatizing them
like wtf
its like if police stopped a bank robbery by shooting everyone in the bank
EXACTLY
there's no bank robbery of there's no people :))))))))))
Plus I also get the vibe the temple is probably elitist and says lb are better than every other faction
well if creating and disposing of the maulers like that says anything then yeah
But then turn around and say any lb who don’t support the temple are just as bad as their true enemy, maulers
dura her self had to step in
Yeah lmaooo
I wonder if Dura created twins around the same time as maulers
Cuz of all the war
although they aren’t mentioned in the mauler lore so idk
i cant say i blame the maulers for trying to kill them
imagine someone gave you life then left you to die
slowly and painfuly in the desert
I wish there would be an afk animation so we could have the Celestials call the temple out on their bs
Hmm idk
are we in like the 1500 or something
Defo doesn’t seem like much of an issue for wilders at least
ogi
wilders def seem nicer though
They are nice, but very defensive
Yeah very
props to thane for being a pal though
Also I wonder how many of the wilder heroes are the descendants of Ya that joined the wilders
Oh yeah thane? Amazing
the man bascially enslaved himself to a family
even when that family was almost gone
he trained estrilda
and eironn
grezhul is that guy who always shows up to work on time
Yes
and who doesnt bitch about the boss
He brought the boss back to life so
he deserves a pay raise
He's dedicated to his job
tasi?
for all i know wu kong could be a ya
Lmao
he is an animal technically
I’m pretty sure he’s made out of stone
fuck
or at least was born from a stone

anything is possible
Ig
considering the temple is consdiered the good guys
I don’t think they really are?
Lilith is showing the pros and cons of every faction imo
like there’s good lb
And the temple of light
Yeah
But they do seem to be putting a spin on it by implying
A lot of bad things about the temple of light
i would be very happy to see rosa's brother come as a new hero
Ooh same
Then maybe Rosa could get a Union with her brother, her and oscar because they dress similarly and a noblewoman is mentioned in both their stories
Ooooo
would be very epic to see
I agree
epspecaily if they are op
then they can just go flex over the temple how everone likes them better
Yeah boi
Seriously tho I’d love the temple to be destroyed and remade with people who aren’t fucking pricks
*belinda and lucius exempted
Yeah they’re good
since i need them for my lineups
They should start the new temple of light
Because unlike CECILIA they aren’t killing innocent people
They might be enabling it if they know about it though
Ah yeah right
Therefore: destroy the part of the temple we have confirmed to be assholes
how would athalia fit in this
i mean
I think it’d be funnier if she didn’t know and didn’t care
i would hope that she knows about her followers
But probably not the case so
Well they kinda deserve being ignored by their god
Yeah for now
I saw someone write up something on the community forums that was like twins telling athalia to chill the fuck out
wu kong would fit that role so much better
I don’t think he was out?
since althalia would just try and kill him and fail
To be fair idt she’d try killing twins
exactly
If they’re gone Esperia falls to madness and destroys itself before the Hypogeans can






