#afk-lore | AFK Arena | Page 68

tawny gust Jun 10, 2020, 8:41 AM

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laiconfused

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why are you right

mossy parcel Jun 10, 2020, 8:42 AM

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How is that so accurate

random mantle Jun 10, 2020, 8:42 AM

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this came to me in a vision

tawny gust Jun 10, 2020, 8:42 AM

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damn

mossy parcel Jun 10, 2020, 8:42 AM

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Tom hiddleston is Khazard

tawny gust Jun 10, 2020, 8:42 AM

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Just wondering what would happen if Seirus and Khazard ever met up

random mantle Jun 10, 2020, 8:42 AM

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im pretty sure jesus christ himself dm'ed my brain

mossy parcel Jun 10, 2020, 8:42 AM

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Water

tawny gust Jun 10, 2020, 8:43 AM

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Also wonder if Seirus knows what happened to Khazard

mossy parcel Jun 10, 2020, 8:43 AM

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That would happen

tawny gust Jun 10, 2020, 8:43 AM

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areyouseirus

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it’d be like moana vs elsa

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Gorvo as maui

mossy parcel Jun 10, 2020, 8:43 AM

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Except with 1 weird evil looking creature

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And 1 man without a lower half

tawny gust Jun 10, 2020, 8:44 AM

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Yes

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I wonder who’d win their fight elethathink

random mantle Jun 10, 2020, 8:44 AM

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gorvo doesn't say "you're welcome", he says "fuck outta my beach"

tawny gust Jun 10, 2020, 8:44 AM

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WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT

mossy parcel Jun 10, 2020, 8:44 AM

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Gorvo

tawny gust Jun 10, 2020, 8:45 AM

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FUCK OFF MY BEACH

random mantle Jun 10, 2020, 8:45 AM

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gorvo tries to drown seirus

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that doesnt work out

mossy parcel Jun 10, 2020, 8:45 AM

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yes

tawny gust Jun 10, 2020, 8:45 AM

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Lmao

mossy parcel Jun 10, 2020, 8:46 AM

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How intelligent do you think Gorvo is

tawny gust Jun 10, 2020, 8:46 AM

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Idk

random mantle Jun 10, 2020, 8:46 AM

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i say he's wise

tawny gust Jun 10, 2020, 8:46 AM

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He acts like those old people

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GET OFFA MY LAWN

random mantle Jun 10, 2020, 8:46 AM

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he is probably very old

mossy parcel Jun 10, 2020, 8:46 AM

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I assumed he is sort of like "hehe am tortle"

tawny gust Jun 10, 2020, 8:47 AM

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I wonder when exactly Khazard got corrupted ohmyorthros

mossy parcel Jun 10, 2020, 8:47 AM

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Is there any part of the lore that would hint at it?

tawny gust Jun 10, 2020, 8:47 AM

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I don’t think so

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We just know he was the water elemental for a while and eventually gouldos made him have a crisis

random mantle Jun 10, 2020, 8:48 AM

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there's some sort of great evil in the depths

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its probably annih

tawny gust Jun 10, 2020, 8:48 AM

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which is the tentacle lad from abyssal!!

mossy parcel Jun 10, 2020, 8:49 AM

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Ohhh

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More lore

tawny gust Jun 10, 2020, 8:49 AM

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Yep

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It’s that boi who corrupted Khazard

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One of its tentacles is his pet serpent

mossy parcel Jun 10, 2020, 8:50 AM

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I really need to read the lore

tawny gust Jun 10, 2020, 8:50 AM

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Yeah

mossy parcel Jun 10, 2020, 8:50 AM

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Did he cut off a tentacle

tawny gust Jun 10, 2020, 8:50 AM

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Khazard’s is one of my favorite

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No, one of them came loose and turned into a serpent or something

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But Khazard’s is one of my favorite because he wasn’t born a hypogean he got turned into one after being forced to question everything about himself and his own existence

mossy parcel Jun 10, 2020, 8:52 AM

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So he had a crisis and decided to "join the dark side"

tawny gust Jun 10, 2020, 8:52 AM

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Idk if it was decided as much as Gouldos was like “yep, it’s ice time baby”

mossy parcel Jun 10, 2020, 8:53 AM

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Cool

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I'm gonna go now

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Cause it's fucking 4 53 am

tawny gust Jun 10, 2020, 8:53 AM

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Ok ww

random mantle Jun 10, 2020, 8:53 AM

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oh damn

tawny gust Jun 10, 2020, 8:53 AM

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It’s almost 3 am for me eyyy

mossy parcel Jun 10, 2020, 8:53 AM

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And I spent my night talking about a fictional characters vore

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Night

tawny gust Jun 10, 2020, 8:54 AM

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Well we didn’t just talk about vore

random mantle Jun 10, 2020, 8:54 AM

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a time well spent

tawny gust Jun 10, 2020, 8:54 AM

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but yeah, sleep

mossy parcel Jun 10, 2020, 8:54 AM

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Have a good day/night

random mantle Jun 10, 2020, 8:54 AM

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bye bye

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so

tawny gust Jun 10, 2020, 8:54 AM

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Ye

random mantle Jun 10, 2020, 8:55 AM

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i had this idea for a while

tawny gust Jun 10, 2020, 8:55 AM

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ooh?

random mantle Jun 10, 2020, 8:56 AM

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could a member of faction A originate from faction B?

tawny gust Jun 10, 2020, 8:56 AM

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Like say a Graveborn who was once a mauler? Yeah

random mantle Jun 10, 2020, 8:57 AM

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not only this

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say, a beastman raised in a human household

tawny gust Jun 10, 2020, 8:57 AM

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Ooo

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like a wilder/mauler raised lightbearer?

random mantle Jun 10, 2020, 8:57 AM

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yes

tawny gust Jun 10, 2020, 8:58 AM

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Yeah could defo happen

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Would be cool to see a hero like that

random mantle Jun 10, 2020, 8:59 AM

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i can picture a catgirl with a cowboy hat... yee haw my dudes

tawny gust Jun 10, 2020, 8:59 AM

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Nice

random mantle Jun 10, 2020, 9:00 AM

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or reverse - a lightbearer raised to be a slave-gladiator

tawny gust Jun 10, 2020, 9:00 AM

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Woahhh

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Sounds even cooler

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Or a mauler/wilder that switched over to the other

random mantle Jun 10, 2020, 9:00 AM

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yes!

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you know whats cooler

tawny gust Jun 10, 2020, 9:01 AM

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What

random mantle Jun 10, 2020, 9:01 AM

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mushroom-themed wilder who sided with the graveborn

tawny gust Jun 10, 2020, 9:01 AM

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Lmao

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Title: The Fungi

random mantle Jun 10, 2020, 9:02 AM

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cordyceps time 🙂

tawny gust Jun 10, 2020, 9:02 AM

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n

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no

random mantle Jun 10, 2020, 9:03 AM

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i actually have a couple of characters that are basically mold zombies

tawny gust Jun 10, 2020, 9:03 AM

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Seriously? Sick

random mantle Jun 10, 2020, 9:04 AM

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you know how penicilllin is made from penicullum mold?

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yeah

tawny gust Jun 10, 2020, 9:04 AM

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ooooo

random mantle Jun 10, 2020, 9:05 AM

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that could very well be our graveborn healer

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aside from Silas

tawny gust Jun 10, 2020, 9:05 AM

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Silas seems so cool but I’m sad that they have to change his design ):

random mantle Jun 10, 2020, 9:07 AM

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do we have a picture?

tawny gust Jun 10, 2020, 9:08 AM

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I don’t think so but I’ve heard he was a plague doctor

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beaky boi

random mantle Jun 10, 2020, 9:08 AM

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plague doctor design was fanmade if i remember correctly

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i saw it on reddit

tawny gust Jun 10, 2020, 9:09 AM

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Hm maybe

random mantle Jun 10, 2020, 9:10 AM

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wait i'll check reddit

tawny gust Jun 10, 2020, 9:12 AM

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ok I might go now because it is late for me too and.... I should try sleep sometime sounds nice

random mantle Jun 10, 2020, 9:12 AM

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night!

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take care

tawny gust Jun 10, 2020, 9:13 AM

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thanks warekheart you too

lament meadow Jun 10, 2020, 10:45 AM

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smh i missed the convo about mezoth voring...life is a cruel mistress

distant idol Jun 10, 2020, 1:32 PM

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Just try not to miss the one we inevitably have next week

lament meadow Jun 10, 2020, 1:34 PM

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easier said than done im again afraid

distant idol Jun 10, 2020, 1:43 PM

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I love how like we just have regular conversations about mezoth vore

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It's just a routine at this point

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Afk lore just revolves around our vore lord

lament meadow Jun 10, 2020, 1:51 PM

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mezoth just has that power over people dude

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at some point were just gonna start cannibalizing each other like in his lore

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~~and im the cook hagdjagdjahsu~~

gloomy elbow Jun 10, 2020, 3:26 PM

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well if ur the cook ur name makes sense

lament meadow Jun 10, 2020, 3:32 PM

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hehhhehehhehehehe

gloomy elbow Jun 10, 2020, 3:58 PM

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please dont eat me

fallen trellis Jun 10, 2020, 4:01 PM

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solisespeechless

lament meadow Jun 10, 2020, 4:16 PM

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no amount of crosses will save you from his wrath, jolttea

fallen trellis Jun 10, 2020, 4:24 PM

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yes but guns will

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gunsolise

lament meadow Jun 10, 2020, 4:25 PM

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mezothgun

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Nice try.

gloomy elbow Jun 10, 2020, 4:26 PM

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im too fat for mezoth to eat me anyways

lament meadow Jun 10, 2020, 4:27 PM

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bro he can just butcher you into smaller pieces wym

gloomy elbow Jun 10, 2020, 4:27 PM

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uhh

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i didnt think about that

lament meadow Jun 10, 2020, 4:28 PM

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lmaooooo

gloomy elbow Jun 10, 2020, 4:28 PM

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well shit i guess we're all screwed

lament meadow Jun 10, 2020, 4:28 PM

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he doesnt always swallow people whole ya vorebrain

gloomy elbow Jun 10, 2020, 4:29 PM

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vorebrain

fallen trellis Jun 10, 2020, 4:29 PM

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I have the power of Rosarowan ults and Solise nukes on my side

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gunsolise

gloomy elbow Jun 10, 2020, 4:30 PM

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i have a bigger mezoth

fallen trellis Jun 10, 2020, 4:30 PM

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The three took down mezoths many times their size

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triggerednemora

gloomy elbow Jun 10, 2020, 4:31 PM

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just have talene res in him

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having soomeone nuke inside your stomch isnt healthy, even for mezoth

lament meadow Jun 10, 2020, 4:36 PM

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nah dude just get him some tums hell be fine

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also you just gave me the horrific thought of mezoth as an aot titan

gloomy elbow Jun 10, 2020, 4:38 PM

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why does mezoth wear a bib above his mouth

lament meadow Jun 10, 2020, 4:42 PM

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because he a cute leave him alone

gloomy elbow Jun 10, 2020, 4:42 PM

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it means very impractical

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seems*

lament meadow Jun 10, 2020, 4:43 PM

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mezothgun because he a cute leave him alone

gloomy elbow Jun 10, 2020, 4:43 PM

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well it is cute when he tries to eat totems

lament meadow Jun 10, 2020, 4:44 PM

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also its a psyop, if that was the last thing you saw before he swallowed you whole youd go fucking insane, especially if he had butchered and eaten your whole team beforehand

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and i hear that fear improves the flavor ;)

gloomy elbow Jun 10, 2020, 4:45 PM

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wait how would you know

lament meadow Jun 10, 2020, 4:45 PM

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:^)

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~~how do you know im not just mezoth typing at the computer huh~~

gloomy elbow Jun 10, 2020, 4:47 PM

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i swear to god if i look behind me and i see a purple boi im not gonna be happy

lament meadow Jun 10, 2020, 4:48 PM

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who would win:
-an arsenal of skilled warriors, rangers, and mages
-one hongry boi

gloomy elbow Jun 10, 2020, 4:49 PM

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does the firs option have any overleveled wareks by any chance

lament meadow Jun 10, 2020, 4:49 PM

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probably not

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but even if there was the thiccness would make him even hongrier, thus negating any power imbalances on the enemy team

gloomy elbow Jun 10, 2020, 4:50 PM

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what about nemora, she's a fucking twig

lament meadow Jun 10, 2020, 4:51 PM

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ok i

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hmm

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im really gonna have to pull out the afk vore tierlist arent i

gloomy elbow Jun 10, 2020, 4:51 PM

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oh shit i already saw this on reddit

lament meadow Jun 10, 2020, 4:51 PM

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YEAH THAT ONE

gloomy elbow Jun 10, 2020, 4:52 PM

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very impressive how mezoth has such an incredeble sense of taste

lament meadow Jun 10, 2020, 4:54 PM

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yeah hes a fuckin uhhhhh vore connoisseur

gloomy elbow Jun 10, 2020, 4:54 PM

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does he prefrer it raw or well doone

lament meadow Jun 10, 2020, 4:55 PM

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yes

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wait

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no

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ofc he prefers it raw

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what part of bloody and hot do you not get

gloomy elbow Jun 10, 2020, 4:55 PM

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but if he eats skirath he's gonna get sick

lament meadow Jun 10, 2020, 4:56 PM

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his demon status renders him immune from all disease

gloomy elbow Jun 10, 2020, 4:57 PM

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ok then

lament meadow Jun 10, 2020, 4:57 PM

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well

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most disease

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he aint immune to heartburn obvs

gloomy elbow Jun 10, 2020, 4:58 PM

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chonky boi

fallen trellis Jun 10, 2020, 4:58 PM

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laiconfused

gloomy elbow Jun 10, 2020, 4:58 PM

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dont ask questions

lament meadow Jun 10, 2020, 4:59 PM

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especially not ones you arent prepared to handle the answers to

gloomy elbow Jun 10, 2020, 4:59 PM

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we're talking about very important things

lament meadow Jun 10, 2020, 4:59 PM

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this is the Big Boy Table now

gloomy elbow Jun 10, 2020, 4:59 PM

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the adult table

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what kind of music do you think mezoth likes

lament meadow Jun 10, 2020, 5:02 PM

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anime OPs

gloomy elbow Jun 10, 2020, 5:02 PM

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does he watch jojo

lament meadow Jun 10, 2020, 5:03 PM

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probably, i dont watch jojo myself but im sure hed appreciate its nuance

gloomy elbow Jun 10, 2020, 5:04 PM

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what happens if 2 mezoths try and eat each other at the same time

lament meadow Jun 10, 2020, 5:05 PM

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they kiss

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but also its like thunderdome

slim ore Jun 10, 2020, 5:05 PM

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the strongest survives

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that's all there is to it

lament meadow Jun 10, 2020, 5:06 PM

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like deadass a 5 mez team would not work because they would immediately try to kill each other

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victor earns a Succulent Hypogean Meal

gloomy elbow Jun 10, 2020, 5:06 PM

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the winner gets a life time supply of his own meat

slim ore Jun 10, 2020, 5:06 PM

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you say that now, but i swear on some voyage or peaks of time or some shit, they're gonna have a stupid hard 5 mez team

fallen trellis Jun 10, 2020, 5:07 PM

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solisespeechless

gloomy elbow Jun 10, 2020, 5:07 PM

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nahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

slim ore Jun 10, 2020, 5:07 PM

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looking at u 5 talene squad

gloomy elbow Jun 10, 2020, 5:07 PM

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5 tasi

fallen trellis Jun 10, 2020, 5:07 PM

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I suggested 5 talene once

lament meadow Jun 10, 2020, 5:07 PM

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winner is also scarred for life because holy SHIT what the fuck is going on inside him

fallen trellis Jun 10, 2020, 5:07 PM

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And it actually happened

lament meadow Jun 10, 2020, 5:07 PM

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new kings tower level ?

slim ore Jun 10, 2020, 5:07 PM

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5 tasi isn't bad when u have faster cc

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lol

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nara and athalia are gems

gloomy elbow Jun 10, 2020, 5:07 PM

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the 5 talene on the voyage was ez

fallen trellis Jun 10, 2020, 5:07 PM

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Which 1

gloomy elbow Jun 10, 2020, 5:07 PM

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becaue i could nuke them

slim ore Jun 10, 2020, 5:07 PM

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i mean yeah u just shoot it

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but the fact that it was there

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means we could get a 5 mezoth level

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and we may not be able to nuke it

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LIKE THE FUCKIN

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5 SKREG SHTI

lament meadow Jun 10, 2020, 5:08 PM

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mezothgun the weak should fear the strong

slim ore Jun 10, 2020, 5:08 PM

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solisespeechless

gloomy elbow Jun 10, 2020, 5:09 PM

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depends on what is weak too you

lament meadow Jun 10, 2020, 5:09 PM

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solise you fool you also have a gun

fallen trellis Jun 10, 2020, 5:09 PM

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📎 AFK_Arena_2020-05-12-23-16-19.mp4

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My ears

gloomy elbow Jun 10, 2020, 5:10 PM

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why did you fight it

fallen trellis Jun 10, 2020, 5:10 PM

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Cause I wanted to

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Duh

gloomy elbow Jun 10, 2020, 5:10 PM

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why is your vol so high

lament meadow Jun 10, 2020, 5:10 PM

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oh this reminds me

fallen trellis Jun 10, 2020, 5:10 PM

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And it's with both bringers and stones

lament meadow Jun 10, 2020, 5:10 PM

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i still need to record mezoths voice lines/battle sounds

gloomy elbow Jun 10, 2020, 5:11 PM

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this is why we cant use the same hero 2 times in a lineup

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otherwise it would just be like idle heroes with like 4 carries up front

lament meadow Jun 10, 2020, 5:12 PM

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yo if two mezoths were on the same team and one killed the other with a cleaver would that be fucked up or what

gloomy elbow Jun 10, 2020, 5:12 PM

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did he consent to get killed

lament meadow Jun 10, 2020, 5:12 PM

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yes

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end his suffering it hurts to live

gloomy elbow Jun 10, 2020, 5:13 PM

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well i cant blame him if he's fighting a totem dude

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he's so annoying

lament meadow Jun 10, 2020, 5:13 PM

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BRO if you watch his death animation when nobodys in his mouth he looks so sad/dejected

gloomy elbow Jun 10, 2020, 5:13 PM

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ik

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he's just like "bye cruel world"

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i kinda feel sad for him now that i say that

lament meadow Jun 10, 2020, 5:14 PM

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how could this happen to me

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i made my mistakes

gloomy elbow Jun 10, 2020, 5:14 PM

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he just wanted his big mac with fries

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is that too much to ask

lament meadow Jun 10, 2020, 5:15 PM

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he just wanted two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

gloomy elbow Jun 10, 2020, 5:17 PM

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what was the price

lament meadow Jun 10, 2020, 5:17 PM

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his life

gloomy elbow Jun 10, 2020, 5:17 PM

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it was worth it for the extra dip

valid cradle Jun 10, 2020, 6:41 PM

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Where’s the vore poetry?

mossy parcel Jun 10, 2020, 6:42 PM

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Scroll up

valid cradle Jun 10, 2020, 6:42 PM

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Ofc

mossy parcel Jun 10, 2020, 6:42 PM

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I appreciate that you actually came here for the lore of vore

valid cradle Jun 10, 2020, 6:44 PM

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Yes you’re welcome rosuwu lmao

gloomy elbow Jun 10, 2020, 10:11 PM

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why does fawkes have a coffin

lament meadow Jun 10, 2020, 10:13 PM

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why not

valid cradle Jun 10, 2020, 10:20 PM

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Yeah why not?

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It’s pretty cool

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He looks like a badass carrying it around

gloomy elbow Jun 10, 2020, 11:05 PM

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but how does he carry it

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📎 unknown.png

tawny gust Jun 10, 2020, 11:06 PM

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His demon hand powers

gloomy elbow Jun 10, 2020, 11:06 PM

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his demon hand must be pretty thick for that

tawny gust Jun 10, 2020, 11:06 PM

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Thicc

mossy parcel Jun 10, 2020, 11:36 PM

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Fawkes has thicc demon hand powers

fallen trellis Jun 10, 2020, 11:40 PM

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Fawkes and Mehira are also enemies so-

gloomy elbow Jun 10, 2020, 11:45 PM

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Who would you think would win between orthos and zolrith?

candid root Jun 10, 2020, 11:53 PM

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Celestial OC Luca

📎 image0.png

gloomy elbow Jun 10, 2020, 11:54 PM

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i think this is the wrong channel bud

spice mulch Jun 10, 2020, 11:54 PM

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No its not

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All OC's belong in here

gloomy elbow Jun 10, 2020, 11:55 PM

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It's art right?

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ok me very non existent brain

valid cradle Jun 10, 2020, 11:55 PM

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Lmao

mossy parcel Jun 11, 2020, 12:03 AM

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Beautiful art

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She reminds me a bit of the twins

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And who would win between Orthros and Zolrath?

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Isnt their union about that

dark heath Jun 11, 2020, 12:57 AM

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I wonder who would win in a fight

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Jotaro Kujo (diamond is unbreakable) vs. Orthros

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 1:05 AM

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laughs in houseki no kuni

lament meadow Jun 11, 2020, 1:13 AM

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hehhhhheheheheheh

spice mulch Jun 11, 2020, 2:04 AM

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Hey

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Ghost quartz

dark heath Jun 11, 2020, 2:23 AM

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I mean I feel like jotaro’s stand would be much faster than orthros

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The match can be inconclusive as we have 0 clue how fast orthros is

distant idol Jun 11, 2020, 2:46 AM

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Well diamond is unbreakable jotaro is weaker than uh

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Part 3 jotaro

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Stardust crusaders

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Yea

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And also orthros can supposedly manipulate time, not just stop it

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So orthros would win

gloomy elbow Jun 11, 2020, 3:06 AM

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kharzard is pretty ~~cool~~ epic

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 4:41 AM

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I wonder what Annih is doing now

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Like we know he stepped back from the world after dura’s death and stuff

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Is he retired now or

dark heath Jun 11, 2020, 5:14 AM

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@distant idol you think so? He has time stop in diamond is unbreakable. We don’t know Orthros’s reaction speed either

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Keep in mind Star Platinum is the speed of light

noble hill Jun 11, 2020, 6:54 AM

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Which hero lore u most like?

twin herald Jun 11, 2020, 6:54 AM

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Ulmus

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 7:08 AM

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Khazard

lament meadow Jun 11, 2020, 7:18 AM

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:^)

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 7:18 AM

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can’t imagine what your favorite could be

lament meadow Jun 11, 2020, 7:19 AM

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~~actually its thorans, dont assume things about me bye~~

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 7:20 AM

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I mean

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I really couldn’t imagine what your favorite could be

lament meadow Jun 11, 2020, 7:22 AM

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KazThonk

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 7:23 AM

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But seriously can someone answer my question about annih

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Also would he become active again if we like bombed the hypogeans

lament meadow Jun 11, 2020, 7:25 AM

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we
excuse me?

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 7:25 AM

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Uhhh

lament meadow Jun 11, 2020, 7:25 AM

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also what question

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 7:25 AM

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Scroll up a bit

lament meadow Jun 11, 2020, 7:25 AM

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OH

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yeah he just vibin bro

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 7:25 AM

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I guess

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But would he

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Let’s say safiya made her nuke even more powerful then dropped it on a bunch of Hypogeans

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I guess what I’m saying is: would he react if we killed all the Hypogeans

lament meadow Jun 11, 2020, 7:28 AM

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well gee i sure hope so! thats genocide dude!

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 7:28 AM

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oh yeah right 😔

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wonder if he’s in retirement now

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also wonder how he feels about another war?

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his thoughts on tentacle lad in the ocean?

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his thoughts on the dimensionals entering Esperia?

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his thoughts on blackcurrant juice?

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too many questions I need the answers to about annih

mossy parcel Jun 11, 2020, 7:36 AM

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I get the vibe that he just doesn't give a fuck

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 7:36 AM

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fair

mossy parcel Jun 11, 2020, 7:37 AM

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He was willing to just nope outta taking care of the dead

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He gives 0 shits

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 7:37 AM

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yeah

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my guy dropped a banger by killing dura then disappeared

mossy parcel Jun 11, 2020, 7:38 AM

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I like to imagine that he just chills wherever the fuck he is now and watches all the chaos unfold as he sips on coffee

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 7:39 AM

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wonder how he’d react to hypogeans losing again tho

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Oh my god he watches it like a sports match

mossy parcel Jun 11, 2020, 7:40 AM

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"Go go! Yes! Haha stab him! Wait no look behind you! Noooo"

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And then he proceeds to throw a beer can

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 7:40 AM

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lmao

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love it when the probably most op character in afk lore is just throwing beer cans at the screen

lament meadow Jun 11, 2020, 7:52 AM

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fuck now im just lowkey seeing him as a deadbeat dad who went out for cigarettes and just. never came back

mossy parcel Jun 11, 2020, 7:55 AM

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Oh my god Annih went for milk and didnt come back

#

They gb have daddy issues

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 7:57 AM

#

Hypogeans have daddy issues

#

Also here’s a hc: Isabella and Daimon are friends

mossy parcel Jun 11, 2020, 7:58 AM

#

I see them both as book nerds

#

They visit eachother when they can and talk about the knew books they've read and shit

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 7:58 AM

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Yes

#

They go to bookstore together

dark heath Jun 11, 2020, 4:08 PM

#

I like meZoth

#

A guy writes how his boat trip got cloudy people got hungry and meZoth kills him

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 4:21 PM

#

cloudy with a chance of mezoth

gloomy elbow Jun 11, 2020, 4:27 PM

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does mezoth like meatballs

lament meadow Jun 11, 2020, 4:32 PM

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bro why do you keep capitalizing the Z in his name

#

also @gloomy elbow what kind of question is that of COURSE he does

gloomy elbow Jun 11, 2020, 4:33 PM

#

what brand does he like

#

i want some mezoth aproved meatballs

fallen trellis Jun 11, 2020, 5:22 PM

#

Mystery meat meatballs

#

solisespeechless

gloomy elbow Jun 11, 2020, 5:25 PM

#

are they organic

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 5:49 PM

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the world ends on the day mezoth goes vegan

gloomy elbow Jun 11, 2020, 5:50 PM

#

that could be a good skin concept

distant idol Jun 11, 2020, 5:51 PM

#

vegan mezoth

blissful bluff Jun 11, 2020, 5:51 PM

#

Hippie Mezoth

distant idol Jun 11, 2020, 5:51 PM

#

Oh

#

I'm imagining it

blissful bluff Jun 11, 2020, 5:52 PM

#

They also need a Young Baden skin

distant idol Jun 11, 2020, 5:52 PM

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heLP IM IMAGINING IT

gloomy elbow Jun 11, 2020, 5:52 PM

#

imgaine mezoth in like an 80s dress

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 5:54 PM

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Mezoth but he’s the vegan anti vaxxer karen

gloomy elbow Jun 11, 2020, 5:55 PM

#

flat earth mezoth

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 5:56 PM

#

mezoth got autocorrected to mesothelioma while I was typing and I almost lost it

gloomy elbow Jun 11, 2020, 5:57 PM

#

what kinda convos are you having to auto correct mesothelioma

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 5:59 PM

#

um

lament meadow Jun 11, 2020, 6:00 PM

#

bro weve been over this

#

if you or a loved one have been diagnosed with mezothelioma, then you may be entitled to financial nom-pensation

gloomy elbow Jun 11, 2020, 6:01 PM

#

hold up

lament meadow Jun 11, 2020, 6:02 PM

#

~~we dem boys~~

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 6:02 PM

#

brunch moment: the mezoth version of a bruh moment

lament meadow Jun 11, 2020, 6:03 PM

#

BRUNCH MOMENT???????

gloomy elbow Jun 11, 2020, 6:03 PM

#

brunch is good

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 6:04 PM

#

Also upcoming celestial flora is a cottagecore lesbian in my eyes

gloomy elbow Jun 11, 2020, 6:05 PM

#

idk how to answer to that

#

haven't seen her design

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 6:05 PM

#

neither have i but i feel it in my bone marrow

gloomy elbow Jun 11, 2020, 6:06 PM

#

in my bone marrow

#

flora 100% sounds like wilder

#

it feels weird calling her a celes

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 6:07 PM

#

She’s the “Princess of Spring”

#

Flora and Solise should kiss

gloomy elbow Jun 11, 2020, 6:08 PM

#

i mean go ahead if they want too

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 6:08 PM

#

But yeah

#

Imo Freya was a better name than flora but mayhaps I do be biased

gloomy elbow Jun 11, 2020, 6:09 PM

#

isn't freya like a norse goddess of summer

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 6:09 PM

#

Also beauty and Folkvangor but yeah I think that too

untold echo Jun 11, 2020, 6:10 PM

#

Yo

gloomy elbow Jun 11, 2020, 6:10 PM

#

the religion clash tho

#

idk what espiran's foolow but im pretty sure its not norse

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 6:11 PM

#

Tbf flora is a Roman goddess’ name

gloomy elbow Jun 11, 2020, 6:11 PM

#

it isnt a planet it cant be

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 6:11 PM

#

It’s not don’t worry

#

But yeah Flora is the Roman goddess of I think flowering plants

#

So that’s

#

Probably where her name comes from

gloomy elbow Jun 11, 2020, 6:12 PM

#

flora is flower in latin

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 6:15 PM

#

yes

untold echo Jun 11, 2020, 6:16 PM

#

A new oc, sorry for interrupting

📎 image0.jpg

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 6:16 PM

#

cool beans!!

gloomy elbow Jun 11, 2020, 6:16 PM

#

epic

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 6:18 PM

#

I guess Flora being named after the Roman goddess would make sense a lot of the celestials have names like that

gloomy elbow Jun 11, 2020, 6:22 PM

#

athalia is a new one then

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 6:24 PM

#

Athalia’s an actual name

#

Some queen had that name I think

#

Might be wrong

gloomy elbow Jun 11, 2020, 7:12 PM

#

strange queen

#

there's no way someone was named elijh and laiah though

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 7:19 PM

#

Uhh well

#

I don’t know about elijh and laiah but

gloomy elbow Jun 11, 2020, 7:19 PM

#

what about talene

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 7:19 PM

#

Talene?

#

Couldn’t find any

gloomy elbow Jun 11, 2020, 7:20 PM

#

orthus?

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 7:20 PM

#

But Elijah I think probably originated from the Bible and is the name of king who god spoke through, lailah is the name of the night angel

#

Lemme go look

#

Well in Greek Orthros apparently means ‘early dawn’ so

gloomy elbow Jun 11, 2020, 7:21 PM

#

this game is way more in depth than i thought when i got it

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 7:21 PM

#

Talene might be a Nordic name??

#

Idk

gloomy elbow Jun 11, 2020, 7:22 PM

#

i dont remember the norse having any phoenixes

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 7:22 PM

#

Idk

#

Might be of different origin because I’m no linguist

fallen trellis Jun 11, 2020, 7:22 PM

#

Talene may be a play on words with the word Talons

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 7:22 PM

#

oh

autumn condor Jun 11, 2020, 7:22 PM

#

e

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 7:23 PM

#

that

#

also makes sense

gloomy elbow Jun 11, 2020, 7:23 PM

#

what about the hypos

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 7:23 PM

#

Mehira is a hebrew name I thunk

gloomy elbow Jun 11, 2020, 7:24 PM

#

bit strange but i aint gonna question

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 7:24 PM

#

I mean twins are too

#

And Khazard is apparently a surname (?)

gloomy elbow Jun 11, 2020, 7:25 PM

#

~~charzard~~

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 7:25 PM

#

couldn’t find anything for zolrath TT

gloomy elbow Jun 11, 2020, 7:25 PM

#

shame

#

he's my favorite

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 7:25 PM

#

:((

#

also having issues with ezizh

gloomy elbow Jun 11, 2020, 7:26 PM

#

they must have been very creative with these names

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 7:26 PM

#

Yeah

gloomy elbow Jun 11, 2020, 7:26 PM

#

what i really like is the voice lines though

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 7:27 PM

#

Heard all the hypo guys have the same voice actor in english

gloomy elbow Jun 11, 2020, 7:27 PM

#

im just imagining someone talking in shemira's voice

#

"eeeemmbrraacce the arcane"

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 7:28 PM

#

Switch game to chinese and go through all the portraits to hear voices.... you won’t regret

gloomy elbow Jun 11, 2020, 7:28 PM

#

oh god

#

its gonna be incredible

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 7:29 PM

#

Hell yeah it is

gloomy elbow Jun 11, 2020, 7:29 PM

#

mezoth talking chinese

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 7:29 PM

#

Go listen then come hither and tell me your thoughts

lament meadow Jun 11, 2020, 7:30 PM

#

ok but re: orthros, orthros was the name of a two-headed dog very similar to cerberus in greek mythology

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 7:30 PM

#

oh yeahhhhh

gloomy elbow Jun 11, 2020, 7:30 PM

#

oh yeah now i remember

lament meadow Jun 11, 2020, 7:30 PM

#

also i heard that mezoths voice in chinese lacks the appropriate slobbering and slurping that i have fallen in love with, therefore i Refuse to Listen

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 7:30 PM

#

But

#

But

#

:(((

#

fine then live in poverty and never hear glorious chinese wu kong or isabella

lament meadow Jun 11, 2020, 7:32 PM

#

ill take my chances thank u

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 7:34 PM

#

god chinese khazard talks so quietly in comparison to his sound effects

lament meadow Jun 11, 2020, 7:36 PM

#

as delicate as morning frost

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 7:36 PM

#

khazard’s sound effects: bWKDJFJNJGRJEIEJEIFOWOOOOSORHROOOOFWOOO
khazard: sdhdhdbfnfnnfnfnfj

lament meadow Jun 11, 2020, 7:36 PM

#

snrrkkk

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 7:37 PM

#

Mezoth doesn’t made those slobbery noises but he does make a growly noise

lament meadow Jun 11, 2020, 7:38 PM

#

turbongosolise

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 7:38 PM

#

Athalia sounds very mad in chinese

lament meadow Jun 11, 2020, 7:39 PM

#

rapidly reconsidering my adamance against listening to my boy

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 7:39 PM

#

And tbh twins sound pretty much the same as in English only it sounds more like two people speaking

#

Ho my god kaz sounds like

#

seven

gloomy elbow Jun 11, 2020, 7:43 PM

#

sad

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 7:43 PM

#

o no y

lament meadow Jun 11, 2020, 7:43 PM

#

a Fetus

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 7:44 PM

#

is satrana a teenager or

gloomy elbow Jun 11, 2020, 7:44 PM

#

Athalia sounds very mad in chinese
@tawny gust

#

what

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 7:44 PM

#

she does

gloomy elbow Jun 11, 2020, 7:44 PM

#

satrana is a child

#

she was in children's day event

tawny gust Jun 11, 2020, 7:44 PM

#

she doesn’t really

#

uh

#

you know what never mind

lament meadow Jun 11, 2020, 7:51 PM

#

oughghgh lets not get into that here

fallen trellis Jun 11, 2020, 7:53 PM

#

laiconfused

mossy parcel Jun 11, 2020, 7:54 PM

#

I'm pretty sure Strana isnt a child

#

For obvious reasons that we dont need to talk about

fallen trellis Jun 11, 2020, 7:54 PM

#

Shes probs a teen at least now

mossy parcel Jun 11, 2020, 7:55 PM

#

But her story takes place when she was a child I think, so that's probably why she was in the children's day event

lament meadow Jun 11, 2020, 7:55 PM

#

but then that implies that tasis a child as well, since she was also featured

mossy parcel Jun 11, 2020, 7:56 PM

#

A mod in the community also said that

#

Dunno too much about that

#

I just assumed that they ran out of characters to put into the event

lament meadow Jun 11, 2020, 7:56 PM

#

yeh

mossy parcel Jun 11, 2020, 7:56 PM

#

And they were like "uhhhh fuck umm Tasi is a child now"

gloomy elbow Jun 11, 2020, 7:57 PM

#

hey i aint compalining

#

i have the option of tasi now

fallen trellis Jun 11, 2020, 8:03 PM

#

Well if you think about it you could say Eironn Lorsan and Solise could be in their late teens or early adulthood

kind olive Jun 11, 2020, 8:03 PM

#

I’ve always thought tasi was like ancient

mossy parcel Jun 11, 2020, 8:03 PM

#

Me too

kind olive Jun 11, 2020, 8:03 PM

#

She is from another realm or whatever

gloomy elbow Jun 11, 2020, 8:05 PM

#

eironn is not a teen

#

he sounds too much like a boomer

fallen trellis Jun 11, 2020, 8:06 PM

#

Well

#

He's an introvert

#

Also it mentions Eironn in Saurus's lore

gloomy elbow Jun 11, 2020, 8:06 PM

#

"no victory comes without a price"

fallen trellis Jun 11, 2020, 8:06 PM

#

And mentions that hes young

gloomy elbow Jun 11, 2020, 8:06 PM

#

oh that was eironn?

#

i didnt even notice

fallen trellis Jun 11, 2020, 8:07 PM

#

Most likely

gloomy elbow Jun 11, 2020, 8:35 PM

#

i wonder how eironn got brutus to teach him without getting killed

fallen trellis Jun 11, 2020, 8:36 PM

#

Brutus has respect for those with talent

#

Well a lot of maulers do but you could say hes a bit "civilized"

#

Read the union lore between Khasos and Brutus

gloomy elbow Jun 11, 2020, 8:37 PM

#

"cvilized"

fallen trellis Jun 11, 2020, 8:37 PM

#

I mean

gloomy elbow Jun 11, 2020, 8:37 PM

#

yeah he's a smart one

fallen trellis Jun 11, 2020, 8:37 PM

#

Yea

gloomy elbow Jun 11, 2020, 8:37 PM

#

hard to believe it when half of his voicelines are him roaring though

fallen trellis Jun 11, 2020, 8:37 PM

#

He's a lion

#

And it's more of a yell rather than a roar tbh

gloomy elbow Jun 11, 2020, 8:38 PM

#

whatever

fossil rose Jun 11, 2020, 9:46 PM

#

Warrior nomads can be quite civilized and intelligent. The second greatest empire in history, the Mongol empire, was founded and run by a warrior nomadic people. Many nomadic peoples are also known for their great hospitality as well, including the warrior peoples.

fallen trellis Jun 12, 2020, 2:34 AM

#

skreeeath

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 2:47 AM

#

This is now the afk-vore channel

#

the council has decided

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 2:48 AM

#

We have claimed it for ourselves

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 2:48 AM

#

Anyway

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 2:48 AM

#

And anybody else that wants to talk

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 2:48 AM

#

Maybe dura patented the butt wings technique and Annih didn’t like that

#

So he killed her to make it public domain

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 2:48 AM

#

i love democacy

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 2:48 AM

#

Annih wanted to copy the cool kid

#

So he killed the cool kid

#

every musical ever

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 2:49 AM

#

lmao

#

there should be an afk musical

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 2:49 AM

#

wonder how that would go

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 2:49 AM

#

About the lore and shit

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 2:49 AM

#

That’d be pretty swell

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 2:49 AM

#

but isnt the lore everyone stabbing each other

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 2:50 AM

#

Exactly

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 2:50 AM

#

they should make it like

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 2:50 AM

#

That's why it would be a good musical

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 2:50 AM

#

Hmm what’s a good musical I like

#

oh I know

#

CATS

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 2:50 AM

#

oh my god

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 2:51 AM

#

afk: the musical

#

there’s a song where the celopogeans sing about the scamgazer

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 2:53 AM

#

Theres a overdramatic weird fight scene between lightbearers and Maulers

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 2:53 AM

#

Yes

#

And the wilders walk in and start their number, Kahuna Tamata

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 2:54 AM

#

Are the hippies wilders

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 2:54 AM

#

Yes

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 2:55 AM

#

The Graveborn need a song where they sing about their daddy issues

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 2:55 AM

#

The Graveborn get a number where it’s all of them competing for Most Tragic Backstory

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 2:56 AM

#

i vote shemira or isabella

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 2:56 AM

#

They continue to keep trying to sing over eachother and make claims over the most sad story

fallen trellis Jun 12, 2020, 2:56 AM

#

The dimensional just walk into the whole scene and immediately backs away

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 2:56 AM

#

Lmao

#

The dimensionals number is all of them singing about completely different topics to different songs and tempos on stage at the same time

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 2:57 AM

#

A chaotic harmony

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 2:57 AM

#

Yes

#

I don’t even know what the Hypogeans would be like

#

laiconfused

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 2:58 AM

#

That one 30 second song about rats

fallen trellis Jun 12, 2020, 2:58 AM

#

The Celepogeans fight among themselves while Beethoven's Symphony plays

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 2:58 AM

#

"The rats, the rats, we're the rats. . ."

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 2:58 AM

#

Yes

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 2:58 AM

#

That's how I'd imagine them singing

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 2:59 AM

#

The celestial one starts off well but then someone goes off key and everyone has a nervous breakdown and screams at each other

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 2:59 AM

#

Wu Kong

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 2:59 AM

#

Yeah lmao

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 2:59 AM

#

He would go off key on purpose

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 2:59 AM

#

I mean

#

You aren’t wrong

fallen trellis Jun 12, 2020, 3:00 AM

#

Monkey see monkey do

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 3:00 AM

#

Athalia is a control freak and has a mental breakdown

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 3:00 AM

#

orthos does boomer things

fallen trellis Jun 12, 2020, 3:00 AM

#

The twins just blankly stare at everyone else

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:00 AM

#

Talene continues singing oblivious to the fact they’ve stopped

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 3:00 AM

#

Bird brain

fallen trellis Jun 12, 2020, 3:01 AM

#

Athalia screaming and trying to strangle Wukong

#

But wukong clones

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 3:01 AM

#

that i would pay to see

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:01 AM

#

Wukong clones trample orthros

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 3:01 AM

#

The twins know damn well they can stop it, but will they?

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:01 AM

#

Who was doing MysteriousBoomerThings

#

Yeah will they?

#

wu kong orchestrated this with them

#

it’s all part of a master plan to mess up the musical and go and get ice cream while everyone’s distracted

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 3:03 AM

#

What would Talene be doing

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:03 AM

#

I said it

#

She keeps singing

lament meadow Jun 12, 2020, 3:03 AM

#

then it just becomes a journey to the west parody for a minute

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 3:03 AM

#

when does she stop

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:03 AM

#

Oh dear

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 3:03 AM

#

can she stop

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:03 AM

#

She never stops

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 3:03 AM

#

Birds will be birds

fallen trellis Jun 12, 2020, 3:03 AM

#

At the end of the play the camera zooms in on Talene at night still on the main hall singing

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:03 AM

#

Yes

#

Flora is waiting outside with an ice cream cart probably

#

What if this with the Celestials is just how the musical ends

#

It’s not like anyone can stop them

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 3:05 AM

#

This is the chaotic side to the celes we dont see in lore

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:05 AM

#

Celes are chaotic as all hell, gods in mythos are always wack

fallen trellis Jun 12, 2020, 3:05 AM

#

Meanwhile the hypogeans are all together watching tv

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:06 AM

#

Yeah lmao

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 3:06 AM

#

They just chilling

#

Which celehypos could vibe the best

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 3:06 AM

#

zolrith rewinds time to get the good shows

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 3:06 AM

#

Wu kong probably

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:06 AM

#

Wu kong

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 3:07 AM

#

I'd want to vibe with Mezoth though

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:07 AM

#

I’d want to vibe with the twins or talene

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 3:07 AM

#

What kind of vibe? I wont say

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:07 AM

#

Wait so how does the musical conclude

#

Celestials are on the stage in chaos, no one knows what to do because they can’t exactly tell gods to stop

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 3:08 AM

#

It just ends there

#

In chaos

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:08 AM

#

Wu kong adds a psa about himself to the end

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 3:08 AM

#

yes

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:09 AM

#

But after filming concluded... for us the audience

#

What happened as the war raged onstage in the minds of the beleaguered four main factions?

#

What could they be thinking?

#

Could any of them be brave enough to risk being trampled by clones or impaled by Athalia’s legs to get on stage and tell them to stop?

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 3:10 AM

#

i bet you rosa would

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:11 AM

#

Rosa laughs in the face of death you’re probably right

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 3:11 AM

#

besides, no one would kill her, she's just too sweet

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:11 AM

#

Yep

#

Rosa saving the day

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 3:12 AM

#

besides, no one would kill her, she's just too sweet
We all know damn well that if anybody tried to kill her, she'd kill them first

#

Shes God

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 3:12 AM

#

she's scary with belinda

#

i bet you she's wrizz worst nightmare

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:13 AM

#

The idea of the Hypogeans having a relatively calm and short musical number in comparison to the Celestials who fuck everything up and try to ya dystopia each other

#

Is godly

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 3:14 AM

#

The Hypos have their shit together

#

The celes do not

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:15 AM

#

Oh yeah I love the Celestials
Control freak
🅱️ONKËH
Birdbrains
Dancing With the Stars
Boomer

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 3:17 AM

#

"🅱️ONKËH"

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:17 AM

#

yes

#

Best thing I’ve ever typed

#

talenelaugh

#

What if talene just

#

Acts like a bird

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 3:21 AM

#

YES

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:22 AM

#

She flies down to snatch those breadcrumbs people drop and the other Celestials are like “oh there goes talene back on her breadcrumb shit again”

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 3:22 AM

#

breadcrumbs are brid equalivelent to weed

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:23 AM

#

share your crack hcs about the celestials go

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 3:23 AM

#

uh

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 3:23 AM

#

She wakes up at like 5 am to scream outside of windows

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:24 AM

#

there is a Wing Dominance battle every saturday between athalia talene and elijah

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 3:25 AM

#

Yess

#

Elijah automatically starts with a few less points because of no butt wings

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:25 AM

#

lmao

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 3:26 AM

#

talene has 4 wings tho

#

and they're all on fire

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:26 AM

#

wu kong actively tries to enter the battle by putting clouds on his back

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talene may have more wings but the other two also have wing specialties

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 3:27 AM

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talene is a literal bird

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:27 AM

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for instance: elijah can choke either of the other two out with the ends of his wings

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 3:27 AM

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that doesnt sound very nice

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:27 AM

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It’s a Wing Dominance battle

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of course it isn’t

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 3:28 AM

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who wins most of the time

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:28 AM

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Idk

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Orthros is referee maybe he knows

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 3:28 AM

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why is the boomer the ref

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:29 AM

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He can rewind time to check if there was any cheating

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 3:29 AM

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None win, they try to murder eachother with their wings and the time boomer needs to step in everytime

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:29 AM

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And besides

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Lailah wouldn’t be good as ref because she’s biased as hell

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 3:29 AM

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wait but talene is immortal

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:29 AM

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And do we really want wu kong to be in charge of anything

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 3:29 AM

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i would love to see wu kong be ref

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:29 AM

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Valid

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 3:29 AM

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he would just declare himself the winner

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:30 AM

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yeah lmaooo

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It’s not so much murder as it is ‘make the other two people unconscious dammit’

fallen trellis Jun 12, 2020, 3:30 AM

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What about the celestial karen

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:31 AM

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um

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anyway

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Athalia’s special is taking her wings off and flinging them at high speeds into the other twos general directions

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 3:34 AM

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Isnt it connected to her dress-

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 3:34 AM

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boomerwings

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:34 AM

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Um

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Maybe she does that as last resort

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Like elijah is trying to choke her from five feet away so she throws her wings at him

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 3:35 AM

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but then how does she stand without them

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im pretty sure those traffic cones arent stable

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:35 AM

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She stands pretty well in her hero sprite

fallen trellis Jun 12, 2020, 3:36 AM

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ravethalia

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:36 AM

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lmao

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 3:36 AM

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jesus christ i havent seen that emote

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:37 AM

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I imagine they started the wing dominance thing because they were bored

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then it turned into a whole ass ritual and now every Saturday esperians wonder why they hear aggressive bird noises from the heavens

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 3:38 AM

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i bet you this isn't what they bargined for when they started worshiing them

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:39 AM

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Yep

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Imagine being a regular Esperian and for some reason you spend a day in heaven

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 3:39 AM

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And you get to watch the Gods fight with their bird wings

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:39 AM

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Yep

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When they first started doing it they cycled through referees but Lailah got banned from doing it first

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after everyone finally noticed every time she refereed Elijah mysteriously always won

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 3:41 AM

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"Mysteriously"

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 3:41 AM

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what happens when the twins argue

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who wins that day

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:41 AM

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If the twins argue one of them gets the cain instinct

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and oop someone got hit over the head with a rock, luckily people don’t tend to argue with themselves all that often right?

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 3:43 AM

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i argue with myself all the time

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:43 AM

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To be fair they’re the gods of harmony and peace so I’d like to think they’d be good at not arguing

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 3:44 AM

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there cant be harmony if you dont stab something every once in a while

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:44 AM

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Implying the twins will stab something every once in a while

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who do they even stab

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Talene?

distant idol Jun 12, 2020, 3:45 AM

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They stab eachother when they switch wings

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:45 AM

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this is going down some rather cultish avenues

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im going to change topics

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So you know how in Cecilias lore

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There’s a part of the temple of light that are nuns that follow Athalia’s rule book of JUSTICE NO 1

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 3:47 AM

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stab everything and everyone that looks guilty

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:47 AM

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So if there are sections of whatever the heck religion Esperians have that more closely follow the example of one specific god

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Then there must be others for the other Celestials

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 3:47 AM

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wu kong cult

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:47 AM

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oh NOES

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 3:47 AM

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boomer cult

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:48 AM

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in the wu Kong cult the rules are: do whatever you want no ones gonna stop you fuck up the Hypogeans woo hoo

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Idfk the boomer cult rules though

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 3:49 AM

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the rule is that you have to be MORE THAN JUST A MONKE

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:49 AM

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MORE THAN JUST A 🅱️ONKËH

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 3:50 AM

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you think there's hypo cults too?

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:50 AM

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Probably the cook in mezoth lore worshiped him so

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 3:50 AM

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imagine mezoth cult

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:50 AM

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Mezoth cult:

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VORE

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oh and like

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murder too

lament meadow Jun 12, 2020, 3:51 AM

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I don't need to imagine.

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:51 AM

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Brooooo khazard cult

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 3:51 AM

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freeze

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:51 AM

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the rules: play freeze tag

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 3:52 AM

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i cant think of ezizh cult

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:52 AM

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Ezizh cult:drug people so they fall asleep

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 3:53 AM

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~~then steal their kidneys~~

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:53 AM

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Why isn’t there khazard emote yet if only i had artistic talent

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 3:53 AM

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K sorry I'm back

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 3:53 AM

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what would it even be fore

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 3:54 AM

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I was discussing whether I'm dying or not

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The conclusion was that no one knows

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:54 AM

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Nice

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We’re talking about cults for celehypos

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 3:54 AM

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imagine mezoth cult
@gloomy elbow it exists

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What would Khazards cult worship

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:55 AM

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ICE ICE BABEY

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 3:55 AM

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Like how would it work

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 3:55 AM

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eat ice cream

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:55 AM

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do crime

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what is twins cult even like then

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is the only instruction like

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have friends don’t b lonely

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 3:57 AM

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wow geez they setting the standards high

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 3:57 AM

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Dont punch people

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And that's why I cant be a part of their cult

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:57 AM

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Boomer cult: 👁

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Out of all the Celestials based on their position in the lore and what they’re stated to do who is objectively the best

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other than wu kong

distant idol Jun 12, 2020, 3:59 AM

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The best?

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Like most powerful

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Or like

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Best at what

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:59 AM

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best at helping Esperia

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You know

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 3:59 AM

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i mean talene is just there

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 3:59 AM

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As gods are meant to do

distant idol Jun 12, 2020, 3:59 AM

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Well athalia sucks

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She's the reason the church people kill so many innocents

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 4:00 AM

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if it werent for twins everyone would be stabbing each other

distant idol Jun 12, 2020, 4:00 AM

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Oh hey new est day

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Yeah twins are probably the best

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:00 AM

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Oh yeh rite

distant idol Jun 12, 2020, 4:00 AM

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Easy

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:01 AM

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Wait so Orthros maintains the flow of time and is currently defending against Zolrath
Twins are keeping everyone like kind and peaceful and not stabby stab @ each other
Athalia is....the law or something
Wu Kong is just vibing and doesn’t really have a role since he just got there

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What is talene doing

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just

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Setting Hypogeans on fire

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 4:02 AM

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she must be the reason i can roast smores

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:02 AM

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Hypogean s’mores

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 4:03 AM

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tastey

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:04 AM

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No wonder the Celestials are chaotic none of their jobs really work together they’re all just trying to do things and stepping on each other’s toes and crying and wishing the hypogeans would all turn to dust in two minutes

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F

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They need dura back

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 4:04 AM

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dura is the one person that isnt an idiot

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 4:05 AM

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Respect to the chaotic scared and confused gods of good shit

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:05 AM

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the Celestials deserve like

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A day off

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After they hopefully win the war

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 4:06 AM

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but then everyone is just gonna start stabbing each other again

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:06 AM

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Oh right twins need to be there for esperians

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 4:06 AM

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maybe twins take shifts

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:06 AM

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they work together in lore ):

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I guess they just kinda

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Let it go to shit for one day while they finally get to do some self care

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 4:07 AM

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just put wu kong in charge and see what happens

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great idea

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:07 AM

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Yeah that’ll go well

lament meadow Jun 12, 2020, 4:08 AM

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~~wukong turns into a bee and flies into mezoths mouth like in his original mythology, claims its a military tactic~~

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:09 AM

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Here’s a random hc about Hypogeans: khazard had to be like the nature guide for the others when they came in
mezoth: what is this
khazard: a porcupine
mehira: looks spiky
khazard: yeah don’t touch it

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Lmao he would

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 4:09 AM

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holy shit im just imagining that and its so funny

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:09 AM

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Wu kong bee or nature guide khazard

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 4:09 AM

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"yeah dont touch it"

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:09 AM

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lmao

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 4:10 AM

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he sounds like he think the hypos are idiots

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:10 AM

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I mean

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 4:10 AM

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But are they smart?

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:10 AM

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If someone says “looks spiky” while they’re looking at a porcupine I’d be like “yeah no shit”

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 4:11 AM

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i mean mezoth would probs eat it anyways

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so that isnt a problem

lament meadow Jun 12, 2020, 4:11 AM

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clearly smart enough to not have fucked themselves over up to this point

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:11 AM

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mezoth tried to eat an electric eel and khazard told him not to

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 4:11 AM

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then he did it anyways

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:11 AM

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yep

lament meadow Jun 12, 2020, 4:11 AM

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came back surprisingly unscathed

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 4:12 AM

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he smelt of burnt toast though

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:12 AM

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khazard: i hope you didn’t kill that eel otherwise ill be slightly miffed

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he’s still the water elemental deep down inside so he’s gonna be like >:(( no touchy

lament meadow Jun 12, 2020, 4:12 AM

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"h...how do you not kill an eel after eating them" "you WHAT"

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 4:13 AM

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it had a slightly exotic taste

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needs kechtup

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:14 AM

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next thing you know a turtle appears and everyone is Intrigued

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except khazard who is quietly trying to discreetly push it back into the water so it doesn’t get eaten whole as well

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 4:15 AM

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They see it anyways

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:15 AM

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F for khazard’s efforts

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 4:15 AM

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someone tries to punch it

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 4:16 AM

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Probably Ezizh

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:16 AM

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khazard is unhapi. why did he join the dark side for this

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also Ezizh is like the baby of the friend group because he got ‘born’ during the second war so he’s like

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 4:17 AM

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well athaila didnt seem very nice

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:17 AM

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the go to friend groups “haha young person”

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 4:17 AM

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he's just like bruh whats going on

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:17 AM

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And I guess Zolrath is just vibing in the void

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 4:18 AM

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then ezizh just comes in to that realm and does a vibe check on him

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:18 AM

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Ezizh: vibe check boomer

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Ezizh is gen z

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 4:19 AM

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Do you think Zolrath would be expecting him

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But he would pretend he didnt

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:19 AM

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Yeah probably

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 4:19 AM

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So that Ezizh can have fun

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:19 AM

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Aww

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 4:19 AM

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thats sweet

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:19 AM

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Is Zolrath the dad of the friend group....

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because

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 4:19 AM

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I like the thought of the hypos being wholesome

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:19 AM

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I support that

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hypos being wholesome is very good

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 4:20 AM

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zolith is the best dad since he knows when the gas prices are going to go low

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 4:20 AM

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He knows when to get that z o o m gas

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:20 AM

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He also knows the potential outcome to every dad joke he could possibly tell

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 4:21 AM

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hypo road trip

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:21 AM

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Oh my god

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Yes

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 4:21 AM

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YES

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 4:21 AM

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mehira would be the teen thats always on her phone

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:21 AM

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Mehira makes tik toks for the majority of the trip

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 4:22 AM

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mezoth would want to stop at every kfc they pass by

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 4:22 AM

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She picks on Khazard for being a nature nerd

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:22 AM

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Lmao

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 4:22 AM

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They argue a lot

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:22 AM

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Khazard almost has a stroke when they pass an aquarium

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 4:22 AM

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Zolrath needs to threaten to turn the car around

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 4:23 AM

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manually or time wise?

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:23 AM

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Ezizh is just trapped between the arguing khazard and mehira, silently eating chicken nuggets that he swiped from mezoth

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 4:24 AM

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ezizh would just make eveyone go to sleep

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 4:24 AM

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manually or time wise?
Yes

lament meadow Jun 12, 2020, 4:24 AM

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FUCK wheres that mcdonalds alignment chart

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:24 AM

#

lament meadow Jun 12, 2020, 4:24 AM

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i mean

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yea

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 4:24 AM

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oh shit i need it right now

lament meadow Jun 12, 2020, 4:25 AM

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also FUCK is this even lore anymore? this is just advanced shitposting tbh

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:25 AM

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https://www.reddit.com/r/afkarena/comments/gsgwmv/from_the_makers_of_the_smelly_tier_list_we/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

r/afkarena - From the makers of the smelly tier list, we present to...

873 votes and 51 comments so far on Reddit

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 4:25 AM

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shut up its fun to talk about hypos on a road trip

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 4:25 AM

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Advanced shit posting is lore

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:25 AM

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You’re welcome

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I mean

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Where else would we even put this

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 4:26 AM

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what flavor of ice cream does kharzard like best

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:26 AM

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Good question

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We should figure this out together team

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 4:26 AM

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They go to a McDonalds, buy everything, get it for free because of Mehira, and then destroy it

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:26 AM

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I’m thinking mint chocolate chip 👁

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 4:26 AM

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do you think he likes mc flurries?

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:27 AM

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Sure

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 4:27 AM

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does he eat it in cup or cone

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we need answers right now

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 4:27 AM

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Cup

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:27 AM

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cone

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.0.

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 4:28 AM

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Time to fight

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To the death

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:28 AM

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mezothgun

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 4:28 AM

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I cant fight against Mezoth and you know that

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 4:28 AM

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i didnt know mezoth carried a gun with him

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:28 AM

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gunsolise

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 4:28 AM

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he must be american

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 4:28 AM

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Damn

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:29 AM

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I win

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 4:29 AM

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Khazard now eats icecream with a cone

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:30 AM

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so here’s my idea for how it’s laid out

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the van

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 4:30 AM

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is it white

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:30 AM

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they’re in a family van

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zolrath is driving

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mezoth is shotgun

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hehe

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khazard is sitting on the left

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mehira on the right

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ezizh in the middle

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 4:31 AM

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where are they even going

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:31 AM

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they’re going to um

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 4:31 AM

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the aquarium of the pacififc

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:31 AM

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YES

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aquariums!!!

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 4:32 AM

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kharzard wants to freeze some puny mortals for torturing those creatures like that

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:33 AM

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he probably tries to argue with the owners of the aquarium on how the animals are housed

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 4:33 AM

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mezoth just wants to try fish

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he "convinces" them to let them go

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:33 AM

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yes convinced

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 4:34 AM

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i can just imagine the look on his face when he finds mezoth eating fish and chips at the snack bar

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 4:34 AM

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Lmfao

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Mehira films the reaction

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 4:34 AM

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then she posts it on tictock

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:34 AM

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khazard: arkanani

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 4:35 AM

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gets like 1 mil views

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:35 AM

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what if mehira is belle delphine elethathink

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 4:35 AM

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hmm

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well idk if mehira sells bath water

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 4:35 AM

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Are you implying that Belle Delpine is a succubus

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:36 AM

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Perhaps

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mehirapeek

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what’s ezizh doing

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 4:36 AM

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zolrith just spends all his time in the bathroom

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:36 AM

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just

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awkwardly following khazard around because khazard needed someone to scream random nerd facts at

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 4:37 AM

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i would imagine they'd see serius there

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 4:37 AM

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Zolrath is watching this play out, too tired to do anything, and knows damn well that no matter what, there will be chaos

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:38 AM

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an interaction between khazard and seirus would be so infinitely awkward

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like

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 4:38 AM

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aren't they related?

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:38 AM

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“oh hey past water elemental looking pretty sharp these days”
“hahahahahhaha yeah I know right” areyouseirus

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and uh kind of?

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elementals apparently have cycles where one represents the element then dies as the new one is born

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so on an so forth

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so maybe they’re related idk??

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 4:39 AM

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serius is born from sea and storm

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:40 AM

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Yeah but he’s called a water elemental like khazard?

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 4:40 AM

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ehhhhhhhhh

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i think kharzard is the water elemental

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serius is just there

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:40 AM

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yeah it’s fascinating because

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he defied the natural cycle and questioned everything about himself

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and is assumably

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you know

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no longer chilling in the sea

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so that means that him defying the cycle and his inevitable death could mean there is never another water elemental

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 4:41 AM

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or he's just immortal

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 4:42 AM

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Do you think Seirus would work at the aquarium

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:42 AM

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Maybe?

gloomy elbow Jun 12, 2020, 4:43 AM

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serius could be the spokesperson

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:43 AM

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Ngl I ship seirus and gorvo laiconfused

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i wonder what happens if Seirus goes in a freezer

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 4:45 AM

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ice ice baby

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:45 AM

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You know that hypogean with the fire hair

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and the dragon

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 4:46 AM

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Kane?

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:46 AM

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Yeah him

mossy parcel Jun 12, 2020, 4:47 AM

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(I ship him with Khazard dont ask questions)

tawny gust Jun 12, 2020, 4:47 AM

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Same

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It’s like

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y not

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what’s that one movie where someone’s frozen heart has to be melted