November 2024

[lucid pulsar]

Always covered in maple syrup smh

[rich gate]

what else do they even have outside poutine

[craggy ember]

We don’t have any food lol

Poutine? Lol

[fossil knoll]

we got beaver tails

[craggy ember]

What about those bars

[fossil knoll]

poutine bars?

[craggy ember]

Nanaimo

[uncut jackal]

Maple sizzurp

[craggy ember]

Fire

[fossil knoll]

nanaimo bars are prtety good

[craggy ember]

Our syrup go crazy

[rich gate]

what do canadians have for lunch

[uncut jackal]

I want to meet a person from Quebec where r u

[radiant yew]

Mac and cheese

[fossil knoll]

brother wants to meet a quebecois

good luck

[uncut jackal]

They real?

[rich gate]

are they dangerous?

[fossil knoll]

yes

or so legends say

[craggy ember]

They will spit in ur face

For no reason

[worthy wadi]

@spare wind @sour orbit not looking good for tonight fellas. Long line for dinner so I probably won’t be able to make it tonight. There are some good alternatives that are free around the area

Also starting to rain

[fossil knoll]

you're only enticing them

[uncut jackal]

I'm into it

[spare wind]

All good man no probs 👍

[fossil knoll]

just go to the bar that lets the workers slap u in the face

probably the same experience

[uncut jackal]

Been there done that

[fossil knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-wanna-see-me-do-it-again-gif-14496504

[frozen thunder]

Had a good chat with a resto owner about the Bubble Era and the neighbourhood all sorts of stuff

[uncut jackal]

What that is

[frozen thunder]

Landowners really made their money here

[frozen thunder]

Ichiros malt, midrange. It was very good even though it's a blend

[uncut jackal]

Wish I was fancy enough to taste whiskey

[frozen thunder]

Just taste a bunch while you're in Japan, not like it'll break the brank

[uncut jackal]

Dude I can't tell the difference

[frozen thunder]

Haha yeah then just fake it. Drink whatever you like

[uncut jackal]

Real

[reef hazel]

You just know there's a bar somewhere in Tokyo there for someone who enjoys that

[fossil knoll]

theres only one drink i wouldnt recommend

and it's at a konbini

[uncut jackal]

Muscle girl bar dude

[fossil knoll]

i still need to go to that

[uncut jackal]

We weren't joking lol

[reef hazel]

They actually slap you in the face?

[uncut jackal]

A muscular japanese lady slaps u in the face

[worthy wadi]

To get slapped in the face?

[fossil knoll]

there's another bar that does that

[reef hazel]

I just assumed it was muscly women serving drinks

[craggy ember]

It’s like 8000 yen tho fuck that

[fossil knoll]

i just wanna see some muscle mommies

[craggy ember]

Just order a slap drink from that bar in Ueno for 500 yen

[uncut jackal]

Stop kink shaming me

[reef hazel]

I don't think I'm weird enough to pay someone to slap me in the face

[worthy wadi]

You can pay for them to slap you in the face, across the chest, or butt

[fossil knoll]

they have a macho bar in kyoto

[amber canopy]

I’ll do it for 800 yen but I’m a man

[uncut jackal]

Femboy Cafe for u

[worthy wadi]

I’ll do it for free

[amber canopy]

IMO a much better deal

[worthy wadi]

If you want to get slapped

[reef hazel]

However if a group was going, I will pay to watch others get slapped in the face

[fossil knoll]

it's still a fun experience to go apparently lmao

[worthy wadi]

I hear it got really popular because of social media so you need to make reservations now

[fossil knoll]

yep

they have some deal for unlimited drinks i think

idk if that's still going on

[sour orbit]

Thanks for the heads up. Stay warm and dry!

[amber canopy]

8000 yen is crazy tho

[worthy wadi]

Not really my cup of tea but to each their own

[fossil knoll]

they know people would pay that amount to be slapped lmao

[worthy wadi]

Again if you’re just looking for a good slap I’m available

[raven laurel]

omw to this rn

[fossil knoll]

ill slap someone if they give me an onigiri

[worthy wadi]

Yeah but are you a muscle mommy?

[fossil knoll]

no. but i could probably find those inflatable muscle shirts or w.e

[ionic wave]

meh

[vestal topaz]

8000 yen to be slapped? Fuxkkkk

[ionic wave]

just go to golden gai and tell @craggy ember to go to tasuichi

he'll slap you for free

[uncut jackal]

Bro is not a muscle mommy

[fossil knoll]

you can afford it

[ionic wave]

true

[vestal topaz]

I’m poor

[ionic wave]

ok @uncut jackal is a lil more buff

get him to slap instead

[fossil knoll]

use all that karaoke money u got

[vestal topaz]

60k yen that was

[uncut jackal]

The saviour of ikebukero

[lucid pulsar]

No eaters in chat

[fossil knoll]

i unfortunately already ate

[worthy wadi]

Japan is one of the few countries I feel like if you look hard enough, you can find the niche service you’re look for

[fossil knoll]

just like that town that has no one under 30 and has a bunch of dolls

[vestal topaz]

I ate at two yakiniku places today

[uncut jackal]

Plural?

[fossil knoll]

dayum

any recs?

i crave yakiniku

[vestal topaz]

The one I went is in Ike

But it’s really good

[fossil knoll]

that's far

[uncut jackal]

Go yakiniku like

Fir cheap

[reef hazel]

What is tasuchi?

[vestal topaz]

Yeah.. in my hometown you can walk from one side to the other in 20 mins

Keep forgetting Tokyo is the size of a country

[uncut jackal]

@craggy ember s favourite spot

[worthy wadi]

https://g.co/kgs/fnnZaqS Yoroniku Ebisu
03-3440-4629

[uncut jackal]

The dirty dog

[worthy wadi]

People hyping this place up

But you need reservations

[fossil knoll]

is that a giant bowl of wasabi

[worthy wadi]

And not solo dining friendly

[uncut jackal]

Just the uk innit

[lucid pulsar]

https://tabelog.com/en/tokyo/A1323/A132302/13168261/party/

[fossil knoll]

oo thank u

[fossil knoll]

that's sound, gov'na

did i use it right

[uncut jackal]

Out of order mate

[ionic wave]

its a bar in shibuya that is basically a chimney of cigarettes

BUT the people are friendly inside

[uncut jackal]

Cope harder commie

[ionic wave]

breh im part of the problem

[amber canopy]

Smoking bad

[fossil knoll]

i feel like smokers here are some of the chillest people

[amber canopy]

Don’t @ me

[uncut jackal]

Zyn supremacy

[amber canopy]

I do not do zyn im straight edge

[uncut jackal]

Real? Got an Osama zyn laden in the upper deckie rn

[amber canopy]

😎

[uncut jackal]

❌️❌️

[radiant yew]

Smoking 🥱
Smorking 🤩

[fossil knoll]

those signs are so funny

[radiant yew]

You notice

[spiral latch]

I arrived back home yesterday, I’m already trying to buy tickets for April to Japan

[reef hazel]

No, then

[radiant yew]

Welcome to my Life

[worthy wadi]

That’s usually how it goes

[fossil knoll]

doesnt april have the golden week or somethin

[spiral latch]

1 week in phillipines from April 5-13 and then 1 week Japan from April 13-20

Golden week is like April 29- may 5

[fossil knoll]

oh u should be fine

[reef hazel]

Think my least favourite tree hung about Japan is indoor smoking in the bars here

[fossil knoll]

how exciting though to come back

[fossil knoll]

tree hung?

[reef hazel]

That was meant to be thing

[radiant yew]

Tree hung

[uncut jackal]

Tree hung

[reef hazel]

And I'm typing as I walk

[ionic wave]

Tree hung

[amber canopy]

Anyone for tree hung

[vestal topaz]

No

I’d say something like

Like yeah sound innit mate

Govna is for 1850s Londoners

[uncut jackal]

Wagwan fam

[fossil knoll]

lmao

[vestal topaz]

Wagwan

[fossil knoll]

govna is for peng uk mates

[ionic wave]

@vestal topaz go join them and climb up #1310122770130276363

[uncut jackal]

Watches top boy once

[ionic wave]

ayo top boy is lit though

[vestal topaz]

Proper peng that ting is brudda

[uncut jackal]

Kisses teeth

[vestal topaz]

Wot

[ionic wave]

they're climbing up a mountain

[uncut jackal]

????

[ionic wave]

get ur asses out of them bars

go touch grass

fr

[uncut jackal]

No

I'm a degen

[amber canopy]

wtf bro reach

[radiant yew]

Climb mountain

[vestal topaz]

I’m probably gonna do something soon breh

[winter prairie]

Grass? Did you mean 'glass' ?

[radiant yew]

Do eet

[ionic wave]

my god

[amber canopy]

Touch rock

[ionic wave]

i saw eet and thought of eat

and thought about tebasaki wings agian

F

[vestal topaz]

Yamanchan

[ionic wave]

im craving that shit honestly

YAMACHAN INNIT

[vestal topaz]

Might get on that tbh

It’ll be empty tonight cause it’s pissing it down

[ionic wave]

ass

[uncut jackal]

I'm already drinking

[ionic wave]

send some pics if you do

[amber canopy]

You do a lot of drinking on hikes

[craggy ember]

Fuck that place

[amber canopy]

Drinking electrolytes

[craggy ember]

I’m in shinjuku going beast mode

[uncut jackal]

No one asked

[blissful eagle]

I'm gonna go to golden gai with my friend

If anyone wants to come

[uncut jackal]

Till when

[blissful eagle]

Im heading over there now

[radiant yew]

It's raining

[blissful eagle]

So probs around 7.30

To, depending how much money I have

[raven laurel]

the show I'm seeing is right next to golden gai

[reef hazel]

Where is it raining?

[uncut jackal]

Don't do him dirty bro 😭

[radiant yew]

Osaka it's been raining all afternoon

[reef hazel]

I'm down towards Roppongi and it's completely dry

[uncut jackal]

Ur only going for 30 Mina?

Mind

Mins

[blissful eagle]

That's when I arrive

[worthy wadi]

Japan misses you

And your money

How can I miss you when we’ve never met?

[uncut jackal]

Kiss.

[ionic wave]

of course

always and ever

[radiant yew]

I miss my money too

[ionic wave]

damn getting called out

[worthy wadi]

It’s wild how I spend money like it’s Monopoly money when I’m in Japan 😂

[uncut jackal]

I'm tempted to hit gai ngl

[rich gate]

what are you currently up to tonight

[blissful eagle]

Im sure you can decide before 7.30

[uncut jackal]

Sitting in my apartment

[rich gate]

booo wanna go out or something

[vestal topaz]

Heavy rain ☔️

[rich gate]

my friend just got sick and had to go home

[uncut jackal]

Have I met u? R u from nz?

[blissful eagle]

It's only a bit of rain

[rich gate]

wait fr, it was a super light dazzle for a bit

[rich gate]

i’m tony from Australia lmao

[uncut jackal]

Nah haven't met u

[rich gate]

i would never be from NZ 😬

[uncut jackal]

Oath

[blissful eagle]

Ayo

[fossil knoll]

i thought you were megamind baby

[rich gate]

spiritually

[uncut jackal]

R u the guy from nz I met

[blissful eagle]

Yeah

[uncut jackal]

Oiiiiii

[vestal topaz]

Well that says after 11

[uncut jackal]

Idk what this means

[vestal topaz]

I think it’s just might now

[blissful eagle]

Imma send the army of sheep's to you @rich gate

[vestal topaz]

It means ur gonna get drenched son

[uncut jackal]

Wyd tonight aaron? Wanna link up with these lads?

[rich gate]

NOOOOO

[vestal topaz]

Golden hai is it haha

[rich gate]

wait have i met you?

[fossil knoll]

send him the emus

[blissful eagle]

Don't think so

[rich gate]

even we can’t control the emus

[blissful eagle]

We ate all the moas

[uncut jackal]

Aight ima head over to shinjuku ig

[blissful eagle]

Lol ausi emu war

[fossil knoll]

last aussie guy i met here told us about the great emu war

[rich gate]

shameful

[fossil knoll]

be ashamed

[rich gate]

the emus are lucky i wasn’t there

[vestal topaz]

Fuk all lid lol

[rich gate]

would’ve cooked and consumed them

[forest steppe]

Anyone down to meet up for this? We're going to head over soon

[fossil knoll]

yall gonna do anythin this weekend?

[rich gate]

that looks rlly good ngl

[fossil knoll]

they would've thrown their vegemite at u

[forest steppe]

It is super good ngl

[rich gate]

vegemite tastes like ass 🤮🤮

[uncut jackal]

For sho

[rich gate]

ooh are a group of you guys going

[fossil knoll]

bet

[forest steppe]

Me and my husband yeah

[uncut jackal]

I'll meet u at gai

[blissful eagle]

Aight

[craggy ember]

Lol

I’m near the gai

Might have to pop out

[uncut jackal]

Mad

[worthy wadi]

What is a lactic acid bacteria drink 🤔

[spare wind]

maybe yakult

[worthy wadi]

Oooo good call

[worn sluice]

Something for ur car

[feral topaz]

Ahhh I want yakiniku too, can you hold your craving until tmr night 😆

[fossil knoll]

ill have to let u know, i was planning to go for a hike tomorrow and i may be dead by the end of it XD

[muted fiber]

Anyone in Osaka have a nice camera & would want to take some photos??

[feral topaz]

Oh lordy, good luck! I’ll check in tmr xD

[uncut jackal]

Heading to shinjuku now be there soon

[craggy ember]

Nom nom

[blissful eagle]

We'll probs take around 10 mins anyways

[craggy ember]

Fuck do I really gotta have a beer in golden gai it’s a rip off

[uncut jackal]

Not having many I'm already drunk

[craggy ember]

Lol

Where u at

I’m by station

[uncut jackal]

1 stop away gonna be near East exit

[craggy ember]

I gotta do something I’ll be there in 15

[uncut jackal]

Actually no I'm just heading to kabukicho

[blissful eagle]

Ill meet u there

[silk nova]

Why do people go to bars when you can just slam 4 strong zeros in front of 7 eleven for like $4

[uncut jackal]

Nah bro got it wrong coming out other exit just gonna head kabukicho. I need to go to the family mart near gai

[uncut jackal]

Chats innit

[silk nova]

Maybe I'm just an alcoholic

[uncut jackal]

Based tho

[uncut jackal]

Go art bar

[blissful eagle]

Aight

[craggy ember]

Man fuck art bar

I’m not tryna smell like cigs

[craggy ember]

Don’t do that

Squid moment

[spare wind]

Rookie move, buy 3 one cup sake and shoot them together

[reef hazel]

They don't smoke at The Hub

[chilly shoal]

fuck no

[fossil knoll]

we need a communal coin jar everytime someone mentions the Hub

[reef hazel]

Chances of me ending up there tonight are reasonably high

[blissful eagle]

Ill be at golden gai for a bit and head over to art bar. My friend wants to see the gai

[reef hazel]

Not sure I want to trek up to Shinjuku tonight so Roppongi Hub is looking inviting

[uncut jackal]

Aet bar is in golden gai

[uncut jackal]

Literally all places in the gai u slut

Nvm art bar dead af

Where u @blissful eagle

[blissful eagle]

Just inside the hun

Hub

[reef hazel]

Another mention

[uncut jackal]

The one next to gai?

[blissful eagle]

Obviously gonna move afterwards

Yeah

[uncut jackal]

Yeah I'm almost there

Sec

[reef hazel]

The Hub is the solution to all

Though when people ask where I went in Japan, saying I spent my evenings in a British themed chain pub is going to be confusing

[worn sluice]

The hub is nice, but… it’s so normal 😂
It’s everything u can find home

[reef hazel]

I even Hub hopped in Kyoto as when I left ye at the Kyoto Station one, I went to the Sanjo one

[worn sluice]

😂😂😂😂😂

[fossil knoll]

make it ur mission to visit every hub in the world

[reef hazel]

Over 100 or so in Japan so that'll be an effort

[worn sluice]

My mission is to visit every Taito 😂

[fossil knoll]

whats a taito

[worn sluice]

The Taito Stations, the one with the crawl games

[raw plinth]

Get happy 😊

[fossil knoll]

ohhhhhhh

[craggy ember]

Fun

[worn sluice]

Or poor 😂😂

[craggy ember]

Feels like the only non rigged crane games

[raw plinth]

We should feel happy after buying

Only

[craggy ember]

I actually win there

[raw plinth]

😭

[fossil knoll]

damn i need to go there

[worn sluice]

Noooooo don’t

[fossil knoll]

i wanna feel like a winner too

[raw plinth]

Of course bud

[worn sluice]

I’m an addicted

[fossil knoll]

hi an addicted

[lunar dock]

oml my shoes are soaked

[worn sluice]

Trust me when I tell u to not to

[fossil knoll]

when you tell me not to, it only makes me want to

[raw plinth]

Addicted to buying

?

[worn sluice]

😂😂😂

[raw plinth]

And feeling happy afterwards

[lunar dock]

it is time to order dinner because i am not going outside anymore

[raw plinth]

There's this song

Old but not that old young but not that bold

[worn sluice]

For example, when I go dinner I feel like 3 or 4 k it’s sometimes too much…
After dinner I go to Taito, spend like 10k and win nothing

😭

[fossil knoll]

your issue here is that youre spending more on dinner and not more in taito

[craggy ember]

One time I dropped 30k trying to get a laboon plushie and I didn’t get it

[raw plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/sharkyshar-counting-stars-scratch-animation-map-gif-25764117

[fossil knoll]

respect the hustle

[lunar dock]

no sunk cost

[amber canopy]

I’ve spent 40k and walked away with nothing, it’s all a matter of perspective

[worn sluice]

Don’t play with me, I could go back now there 🥲

[craggy ember]

Same same on on mercari for 3000 lol

[reef hazel]

Ya, same with dinner. 3k feels expensive here considering price if some places

[raw plinth]

Damm that Hurts

[craggy ember]

Holy 😹

[worn sluice]

I started playing usica Pasmo because I have no time to get change 😂😂

[craggy ember]

Lol I use suica cuz I run out of money

Credit card crane games

No cash

😹

[amber canopy]

My friend won it for me so it’s okay 😂

[raw plinth]

Whoa 😮 you could have explored the other country

With that money

[worn sluice]

They are fucked up 😂

[fossil knoll]

is there a monthly suica charge

im always out of money in my suica

😭

[worn sluice]

Nope, but maximum u can have on it 20k if I’m not mistaken

[craggy ember]

Yea 20k is max

[raw plinth]

I have money in my sucia card which doesn't work because it was for just 28 days

#fml

[fossil knoll]

oh was it the welcome suica or somethin

[raw plinth]

Ye

I wasn't aware it had expiry date

[worn sluice]

I went for Pasmo because they had o ly the welcome suica

[reef hazel]

Ya, welcome Suica expires. Physical Suica I'd like 10 years or something after last use

[raw plinth]

Never buy welcome sucia

[fossil knoll]

i just have the one with the penguin

[lunar dock]

is it self love or self hatred if i just get pizzala rn

[raw plinth]

Self love

[fossil knoll]

self love if u like pizza

[raw plinth]

[reef hazel]

I just got pizza

Some place called Freys in Roppongi

It wasn't bad

[raw plinth]

Self love has different definitions tho

[reef hazel]

And not too far from The Hub

[raw plinth]

[fossil knoll]

i had so much pziza this week

i need a break

[craggy ember]

It would be self hatred if u went to saizeriya

[uncut jackal]

Golden gai is dead btw @craggy ember

[fossil knoll]

its so cheap tho

[craggy ember]

I fucked off

[lunar dock]

im a saize supremacist okay

[craggy ember]

Cuz I realized ur right, anywhere I go is cigs

I’m not nuking my jacket

[lunar dock]

where's your specific smoke jacket

[raw plinth]

What's smoke jacket

[lunar dock]

the jacket you wear out to smoking bars then leave on the balcony

[amber canopy]

Jacket that smells like smoke

[lunar dock]

so it doesnt stink up your place

[raw plinth]

Lol

[reef hazel]

Yup, spent like 30 euro cleaning my clothes after Friday night in Kyoto as the smoke was so bad

[raw plinth]

Man who tf smokes like that

[reef hazel]

Couldn't even leave them in the room for a night. Just dropped them same to reception

[lunar dock]

anyone that smokes inside

[raw plinth]

That's like reducing a whole day from your life if you are hanging out in such place

[lunar dock]

alas

[craggy ember]

Lol u lose 1 year of ur life at tasuichi

[worn sluice]

Pop pizza was hard 😂

[raw plinth]

For one night ?

[lunar dock]

i lose one year every week at pop

5 years if it's a live show

[raw plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/death-grim-reaper-clock-strike-gif-11893603

[craggy ember]

For 30 mins of being in there

[lunar dock]

at king brothers a few weeks ago it was so deprived of oxygen you couldnt even light another cigarette inside lol

people would step outside, light up, and see it vanish when they stepped back in

[raw plinth]

Passive smoking is terrible

[worn sluice]

I love the image 😂😂😂

[craggy ember]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

White out

Beware of fog

[reef hazel]

Ya, like as nice as the biggest was, the smoke in there is bad

[worn sluice]

I just hope to have fun and find cool people in Sk like in Japan 🥲

[reef hazel]

Seems to just linger

[raw plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/young-the-youth-youth-youths-the-young-gif-5234563

[uncut jackal]

Increases testosterone

[amber canopy]

Cap

[uncut jackal]

Source: trust me

[craggy ember]

https://tenor.com/view/zyn-nathan-zyn-zyns-mikitria-gif-1355481026281323179

Money bags

[reef hazel]

Is it worth heading to Shinjuku?

[craggy ember]

No

[worn sluice]

I tried to press Add money, but I couldn’t add u some money
Sorry 😦

[fossil knoll]

@worn sluice u after a night at taito

[craggy ember]

😭

[reef hazel]

Fair enough. Hub it is

[worn sluice]

Whiskey and Taito is my fav night 😂

[fossil knoll]

whiskey in a wine glass. pog

is it good

[worn sluice]

Nope… that’s a whiskey glass but with a long stem

Very good!!

Wine glasses are larger, or the Champagne is similar but longer

[worn sluice]

And tighter

I have some experience… in drinking 😂

[ashen quail]

Need to go to Nemo in Asakusa if youre a whisky enjoyer

[fossil knoll]

arent champagne glasses thinner

https://tenor.com/view/champagne-pouring-drinks-bubbly-gif-12549535

like these

[worn sluice]

Yeah with tighter I meant thinner

[fossil knoll]

ahh

[worn sluice]

Putting it in my list ❤️

[fossil knoll]

have u had canadian whiskey?

[ashen quail]

A fave of mine from them

[worn sluice]

I’ll be back in Tokyo the 6th till the 13th, so if somebody wants we can drink all night (and @fossil knoll flame on lol in the night)

[worn sluice]

Nu never…

[fossil knoll]

don't

[worn sluice]

Pretty expensive too I think 😂

[reef hazel]

There's no one in this one

[ashen quail]

quite, yeah haha

[reef hazel]

Like 3 other sets of people

[fossil knoll]

game earlier and we got a deal lmao

im too old to stay up anymore

[worn sluice]

To chill the rest of the night u mean? 😂

[craggy ember]

Bro people love Canadian club in Japan… I’ve looked at it as piss my entire life I can’t understand

[reef hazel]

Being old just means you can stay up later

[worn sluice]

And who believed that?? How old are u (if I may ask milady)

[fossil knoll]

im sorry what? canadian club?

[craggy ember]

Yes you don’t know it?

[fossil knoll]

OH

[craggy ember]

Piss whiskey

[fossil knoll]

i thought you meant there was a club meant for canadians

[ashen quail]

Must be a tokyo thing, ive only seen it as izakayas in the cheap section here

[fossil knoll]

lmao

[fossil knoll]

27 😭

[worn sluice]

Like the one Robin goes to in Nyc in Himym? 😂

[craggy ember]

Bro said mlady 🤣🤣🤣

🔥

[worn sluice]

U are young, I am like 87

[craggy ember]

tips hat

[fossil knoll]

m'lady

[fossil knoll]

damn you're also young

[reef hazel]

Aren't you like 28

[worn sluice]

I have all my life ahead of me 😂😂

[fossil knoll]

i did too many allnighters throughout college. it's almost impssoible to do now

[worn sluice]

i look like 28, but I’m 87 😂😂

[reef hazel]

Also Dota is better than Lol, as I've discussed with @worn sluice

[craggy ember]

Dota is shit

Relax now

[fossil knoll]

never played it

[craggy ember]

Rust the goat

[worn sluice]

And never will

[craggy ember]

Also arena is leagues best invention ever

[reef hazel]

Dota is great

[fossil knoll]

arena is okay in small doses

[reef hazel]

And going older, HoN

[fossil knoll]

i find it gets tiring after a while lmao

[worn sluice]

But at least they’re adding new jungle epic monsters in Lol🤮

[reef hazel]

But some here might be too young for HoN

[ashen quail]

Theyre both terrible

[fossil knoll]

also having the gingerale from canada and having the gingerale in japan is...a crazy drastic difference

[worn sluice]

That was ur statement, but reality is different 😂

[fossil knoll]

what's HoN

[hallow narwhal]

Budget dota

[worn sluice]

One of the biggest flops in the history of videogames

😂

[reef hazel]

Heroes of Newerth

[fossil knoll]

like cyberpunk before its update

[worn sluice]

I played it anyway… at 8 fps 800x600 😂

Like Arkham Knight

[craggy ember]

Yes ahahaha it’s not the same

[fossil knoll]

i almost choked at how strong it was at the pizza place lmao

[worn sluice]

Am I doing a mistake asking the bartender to advice me Whiskey without asking the price?

[reef hazel]

Classic Hub

[fossil knoll]

only if u want to pay a bajillion dollars

[craggy ember]

And the ruffles are so different

[worthy wadi]

Too late now

[fossil knoll]

they have ruffles here?

[craggy ember]

Yes

[lunar dock]

no such thing as a mistake until you check the wallet in the morning

[craggy ember]

What if the wallet is gone

[worn sluice]

The writing 437/751 makes me feel bad 😂

[lunar dock]

that's still a result of checking it!

[craggy ember]

Ok time to spam quickplay to try and get level 30

[fossil knoll]

437 yen

[worn sluice]

I wish 😭

[fossil knoll]

good luck on the grind brother

[lunar dock]

ew quickplay

[fossil knoll]

its probably 437751 yen

[worn sluice]

Now they are changing quick play into swift play, whatever that means

[fossil knoll]

a quicker play

[worn sluice]

It’s on u, right?

[fossil knoll]

i think theyre taking aram and putting it into quick play is what ti is

[lunar dock]

WHAT

[fossil knoll]

i wish i were rich enough to

[lunar dock]

dont take my aram

[worn sluice]

We all wish that 😂

[fossil knoll]

i mean like how quickly you get gold and such

in aram

[lunar dock]

oh

LOL

[worn sluice]

Wait, u said rich enough

[fossil knoll]

but in quickplay

[lunar dock]

hmm

[worn sluice]

So u are Rich, but not enough

[lunar dock]

that sounds kinda ass

[worn sluice]

🤔🤔

[fossil knoll]

im rich in pizza

[worn sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/conan-gif-22105847

[fossil knoll]

i guess it's to make it easier

[lunar dock]

speaking of money paycheck just came in lets get it

[fossil knoll]

no more flaming people ofr missing minnions

[lunar dock]

time to waste more money in kiyamachi

[lunar dock]

fair

[fossil knoll]

go to a taito

[craggy ember]

Wtf noooo

Rerolls are life

[worn sluice]

They have to be flamed

[fossil knoll]

i spontaneously booked a ryokan for next week

its the one that inspired spirited away

[lunar dock]

not my thing

[reef hazel]

You can't waste money if you're having fun

[fossil knoll]

bro the number of times i have to beg my friends to use their rerolls lmao

[lunar dock]

i only waste money on alcohol !

[worn sluice]

Nobody knows till he go and spend at least 5k

U can do like me sometimes, alcohol then taito

[lunar dock]

i've been enough

[worn sluice]

The best way to throw away money 😂

[lunar dock]

still not my thing

[reef hazel]

Paying for a fun time and a good experience

[fossil knoll]

7k worth of booze

im tired of alcohol

[worn sluice]

Kabukicho massage?

[fossil knoll]

soapland

[vestal topaz]

Feel like I need a break too lol

[worn sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/mlem-cat-mlem-cat-tongue-meow-gif-16992340

[vestal topaz]

I spent pretty much most of last week drunk

[fossil knoll]

lmao right

[reef hazel]

If they keep on offering I'm going to say yes eventually out of spite

[fossil knoll]

i want to do normal human activites without drinking

[worn sluice]

What are those?

[rich gate]

most spiteful to keep saying no?

[fossil knoll]

good question

[lunar dock]

oden party because it's getting colder

[fossil knoll]

ooo

[reef hazel]

You can do the exact same activities with no drink

[blissful eagle]

3 people hub if you guys wanna come

[fossil knoll]

i heard oden is super good

[reef hazel]

It's what I do

[blissful eagle]

Not even raining

[reef hazel]

Though clubbing sober isn't the best

[worn sluice]

Enough Hub 🥲

[craggy ember]

Lol my Canadian buddies are visiting we gonna blackout 14 days straight

[fossil knoll]

id rather be drunk at a club

[vestal topaz]

Rip lid

[lunar dock]

there's a standing bar i go to late some nights and they do a really nice oden

[blissful eagle]

We moving soon

[reef hazel]

Maybe

[fossil knoll]

average toronto experience

[blissful eagle]

Just easy meet

[lunar dock]

2 daikon + 2 shiitake, yuzukosho

goated

[fossil knoll]

radish is so good

[worn sluice]

Today i got the best raining ambience in hiroshima 😂

[lunar dock]

im not a fan of raw daikon but when it stews and soaks up all the broth its crack cocaine

[reef hazel]

It's probably better but I don't drink and still go out

[fossil knoll]

have you had it in ponzu sauce?

[blissful eagle]

Damn bro what you doing

[worn sluice]

That’s why u play dota

[lunar dock]

yea

[fossil knoll]

game night when

[worn sluice]

When I come back

[reef hazel]

Going out and not drinking

[fossil knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-tadashi-gif-24786787

[craggy ember]

Thursday?

[worn sluice]

Or in 3 days when I’m in Seul from the Lol park 😂

[reef hazel]

Save my money for expensive hotels instead

[lunar dock]

https://tenor.com/view/clover-vtuber-aram-cloverinari-clover-inari-gif-12974907631518164653

[fossil knoll]

im down

[vestal topaz]

esports cafe?

[fossil knoll]

yes

[craggy ember]

Yes and yes

[worn sluice]

Why if u are always at the hub 😂

[vestal topaz]

Get me in that shieet

[craggy ember]

Let’s get sweaty

[fossil knoll]

sweaty in arams

[vestal topaz]

Rage mode

[craggy ember]

I might smash pc

[reef hazel]

Hub is just the easiest place I've found to go by myself at this stage

[vestal topaz]

Need to learn some Japanese swear words

[fossil knoll]

kusooo

[craggy ember]

I gotchu

[lunar dock]

i had like a 6 loss streak sunday night LOL

[craggy ember]

Rip

[fossil knoll]

oh man i feel u lmao

[reef hazel]

Id probably be down for a gaming night but DisneySea on Thursday so not sure how much energy I'll have

[craggy ember]

One time we 5 manned and lost 10 in. Row

[lunar dock]

im assuming y'all playing local servers?

[fossil knoll]

5man and losing 10 in a row is fun with friends

[craggy ember]

We will probably play na no?

[fossil knoll]

u can log into any account

so NA, EU

etc

[vestal topaz]

Brooo I’m on Japanese server

[craggy ember]

Or else we gotta play bot games

[fossil knoll]

i did make a japan one

[craggy ember]

I’m on Japan too

[lunar dock]

ayyo?

[craggy ember]

Ok then we are fine

We can play Japan

[lunar dock]

yea i have like a lvl 5 jpn account LOL

[fossil knoll]

i dont remember my japan account

[craggy ember]

Remember it

I’m level 17 lol

[fossil knoll]

i think im also lvl 5

lmao

[craggy ember]

My ign is

Lemonsour

🤣

[lunar dock]

lmk if you guys are ever down to throw down on na

[lunar dock]

addict

[fossil knoll]

i honestly wonder if we can bring booze to a gaming cafe

[ashen quail]

ew not hub

[craggy ember]

Lol

Idk if we can

My league skills go to zero

Drunk

[fossil knoll]

thats what makes it fun

[reef hazel]

I still don't get why people don't like it

[lunar dock]

my drunk kassadin is fkn legendary

[reef hazel]

I've seen nothing bad so far

[lunar dock]

i havent been to a hub in like 6 years so i cant judge properly now

[craggy ember]

Kassadin 😭😭😭

Good drunk champ

[lunar dock]

but 6 years ago i was probably peak demographic

[uncut jackal]

I'm in juku with 2 others

[reef hazel]

Two girls last night alongside me got a bit too drunk (was kind of concerning how on earth they were getting home) but seen nothing bad so far

[reef hazel]

Going to be out long?

[craggy ember]

Kissing?

[reef hazel]

Cos I'm in Roppongi so effort to get across

[fossil knoll]

scandalous

[lunar dock]

omg

my pizzala is on its way

[craggy ember]

Is pizzala better than dominos?

[lunar dock]

no lol

[worn sluice]

Ok wasn’t that bad 3500 for 2 good whiskeys 😂

[vestal topaz]

I’m actually better at league drunk

[lunar dock]

sides are better and they're more in line with crazy japanese toppings imo

[vestal topaz]

I take more risks and sometimes it pays off

[lunar dock]

i got a crab and lobster gratin pizza LOL

[worn sluice]

I’m better at league high to be honest 😂

[fossil knoll]

lmao same

[reef hazel]

The pizza place I went to earlier allowed for fries as a topping

It confused me

[fossil knoll]

playing high is a whole different experience

[worn sluice]

U become a champion, and not anymore a summoner 😂😂

[lunar dock]

i climb like 2 divisions crossed

so i agree

[uncut jackal]

Till 12

Shinjukus not that lit

[vestal topaz]

When you stop csing and start going all in cause you’re wasted asf

[worn sluice]

Well I mean, u focus more on farming and when ur opponent makes a play u think a lot more 😂

[vestal topaz]

The enemy gets tilted

[fossil knoll]

there was an article from 6 yrs ago that said u can bring ur own drinks, which i assume also means alcohol

and by article i mean reddit

[worn sluice]

Maybe u are still at the base, but still u think more 😂

[lunar dock]

man tfti

[lime inlet]

is there not an official website you can check...

[fossil knoll]

im more focused how i ended up from base to enemy tower

[craggy ember]

Ooooo

[vestal topaz]

@ionic wave went the esports cafe. Can we drink there?

[worthy wadi]

Yo my bad 😞

[worn sluice]

What is that 🤔

[fossil knoll]

good question

[lunar dock]

i need to go to more cool cocktail bars here in kyoto

[vestal topaz]

Skittles

[lunar dock]

theres a couple ive been meaning to go to for a while

[worn sluice]

U know some good places in Hiroshima to hop some bars?

[fossil knoll]

the konbini

[fossil knoll]

it has nothin on their site

besides specs

[lunar dock]

ion know shit about hiroshima

[fossil knoll]

bomba

[craggy ember]

Gragas

Solo bolo

[fossil knoll]

gragas changed hiroshima

[worthy wadi]

It’s the bathtub yuzu drop

[fossil knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/gragas-dance-league-of-legends-psychological-horror-gif-17197025412024608449

[worn sluice]

I heard it was quite explosive

https://tenor.com/view/ba-dum-tsss-drum-band-gif-7320811

[lunar dock]

well other than that and a few other things obviously

[lunar dock]

what bar?

[vestal topaz]

About to go yamachan in Ike

Alone cause no one lives in Ike ofc

[ionic wave]

No alcohol unfortunately

But you can drink as much monster as u want

[fossil knoll]

damn

[vestal topaz]

Thanks dood

We pinging you back from the dead

[fossil knoll]

u should put this on ur resume "avid yamachan enthusiast"

[vestal topaz]

It’s like you’re still here in spirit

[vestal topaz]

I’ve only been once but the wings were really good 🤤

[fossil knoll]

i want to try them

[vestal topaz]

Well you had the chance 👀

[fossil knoll]

yeah but their tofu was actually so good

[worn sluice]

Which flavour soju u think it’s the best 🤔

[fossil knoll]

grape

it tastes like lychee

[craggy ember]

Instant stomach ache for me

[lunar dock]

grapefruit

[fossil knoll]

soju make sme regret life

[craggy ember]

Shochu W

[worthy wadi]

SG Club

[ionic wave]

feed me some tebasaki wings

At my altar

Thank you

[craggy ember]

Mommy

[ionic wave]

[reef hazel]

Hub?

[ionic wave]

Daddy?

[worn sluice]

There is no grape 😂

[fossil knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/zyzz-mommy-sorry-mommy-sorry-mommy-sorry-meme-gif-23905990

[ionic wave]

oh but theres a smoking room in the of the esports cafe

[rich gate]

should i just go to Hub solo

[ionic wave]

No dranks but smokes is daijoubus

[worn sluice]

Oh the small one, saw it

[ionic wave]

👌

[vestal topaz]

Go a tiny izakaya

[worn sluice]

No that’s wine 😂

[vestal topaz]

And introduce yourself in Japanese

[rich gate]

uhhh no can do bro

[fossil knoll]

in the whitest way possible

[rich gate]

i just got here pretty much

[reef hazel]

I have done that like 4 out of the last 6 nights

[fossil knoll]

hajimemashite, watashi was Megamind baby desu, douzo yoroshiku onegaishimasi

there u go

[rich gate]

i say arigato and i feel that they already look at me weird

[worn sluice]

GAIJIN DESU

[reef hazel]

And one of the other nights, I went with another person on here

[rich gate]

worth it? i’m hungry too tho

[vestal topaz]

Kawaii ne!?

[lunar dock]

maybe i'll hit the hub near me when i want to make some bad decisions

[spiral latch]

Ohio 🤠

[rich gate]

what are the final three words

[reef hazel]

Even better, they do food

[rich gate]

bro’s sponsored by Hub

[fossil knoll]

iie, iie, zenzen

[rich gate]

do u have an affiliate link i can click on 🤣

[fossil knoll]

i think it's absically nice to meet you or please take care of me

i cant remember

[uncut jackal]

Zyzz mentioned 🇦🇺🇦🇺

[craggy ember]

W

[reef hazel]

Like, there's no smoking, staff speak more English than most other places I find, you can get food, sport on tv

[vestal topaz]

Watashi wa subbarashii desu ne

[fossil knoll]

u can also get ramen cups at the gaming sports cafe

[reef hazel]

No, but I do have a membership card

[rich gate]

the former is fine; the latter far too submissive

[worn sluice]

Ok this is my hiroshima night

[fossil knoll]

ehhhh? sou desu ka. Aaron-san wa subaru desu yo ne

https://tenor.com/view/subaru-subuwu-wrx-sti-milanblin-gif-24305026

[vestal topaz]

So desu

[worn sluice]

My god the SubUwU 🥺🥺 kawaii desu

[vestal topaz]

I am a subaru???

[fossil knoll]

you could also be like, osutoraria kara kimashita

[fossil knoll]

hai, subaru desu

[vestal topaz]

Igirisu Kara kimaahita

[worn sluice]

She was going to explode, 11 sec left… don’t do these jokes in Hiroshima

[fossil knoll]

eeeehhhh? gaijin desho?

[vestal topaz]

Igirisu wa samui desu

[vestal topaz]

Hai hai

[rich gate]

i should probably learn the top 50 words so i sound less moronic

rn the language barrier is so tough

my Google Translate cannot solo carry

[fossil knoll]

i find that the body language here has been super helpful if u know a few words

but u can get around without knowing

[reef hazel]

They also seem to really like if you make an effort

[worn sluice]

With my italian body language I’m feeling very good here without knowing japanese 😂

[uncut jackal]

What r u even doing

[vestal topaz]

I feel like Japanese people are contextual. You mention one word and they’re like OOOHHHHHH THAT

[fossil knoll]

some guy laughed at me whne i asked him where to buy tickets...except i butchered the sentence lmaaaoa

[rich gate]

pretty much lol

[vestal topaz]

Now? Gonna go eat bro lol

[worn sluice]

KIPPU WA DOKO DESU KAAAA

[vestal topaz]

Cba hauling ass to shinjuku 2nite

[lime inlet]

Japanese people learn English at school through rote memorisation, which means they don't really know how to make sentences but they do know a lot of individual words. So just say a few key words clearly and you might get pretty far

[fossil knoll]

true

[reef hazel]

Ya, I feel my accent and way of speaking really doesn't help when I talk to them in English

[fossil knoll]

i find saying it in japanglish has been useful lol

[reef hazel]

I speak fast and my accent is probably confusing

[lime inlet]

where toilet
two beer
why japanese people?

[vestal topaz]

Kore onegaishemasu is all you need

[fossil knoll]

reeeal

[worn sluice]

Mmmm idk abouth that, i was in a bic camera, in the cameras area, asking about Leica, he didn’t understand till I said REICA ONEGAISHIMASU

[reef hazel]

Toire wa desu ka

[lunar dock]

works even better when you're in software engineering like me and half your vocabulary on a daily basis is just english anyways

[fossil knoll]

toire ga arimasuka

[reef hazel]

I've got that one anyway. Though didn't help once when the guy responded in Japanese

[lime inlet]

you forgot 'doko' (where)

[fossil knoll]

did they nod

[worn sluice]

Toire wa soko desu!

[reef hazel]

Even works on the massage touts in Kabukicho

[fossil knoll]

u r a toilet

confirmed

[reef hazel]

Ah they know what I'm looking for

[uncut jackal]

U fucked it up

[worn sluice]

Yesterday I was in a mall and I got lost (yeah I always end up like that), I asked for the exit
EXIT WA DOKO DESU KA
he answered me…
Picture?
I wanted to show him a door picture, but instead I used google translate 😦

[fossil knoll]

whats the counter for paper/tickets again?

is it mai?

[reef hazel]

Stuff goes in, stuff comes out. Got that in common anyway

[fossil knoll]

you're a bidet then

the classiest of toilets

universally loved

[vestal topaz]

Tbh I’m learning new words daily

[reef hazel]

I do love the toilets here

[worn sluice]

Love u for knowing the bidet, half the guys I went out with don’t even know what that is 😭

[reef hazel]

I want one so much

[fossil knoll]

did you ever learn how to rizz up a japanese girl with one phrase

[vestal topaz]

Anata wa totemo kawaii desu

Sugoi desu ne

[worn sluice]

The tingling is so beautiful 😂

[fossil knoll]

boku no chin chin wa chiisai desu

[worn sluice]

Kirei desu ka?

[worn sluice]

Ye ye that’s the way 😂

[vestal topaz]

What’s this

[reef hazel]

What do any of those mean

I can say them to the women here in The Hub and see if they work

[fossil knoll]

yes do it

[worn sluice]

Yes please

[vestal topaz]

It’s probably something rude

[worn sluice]

Impossible

[uncut jackal]

Echi shiyou

[fossil knoll]

and it makes japanese girls laugh

[livid birch]

Are people out in shinjuku rn?

[worn sluice]

How could @fossil knoll , such a kawaii onee chan say something rude

U ruined it 😞

[fossil knoll]

[uncut jackal]

Ya but it's just 3 of us

[worn sluice]

😂😂

[lunar dock]

if it aint broke dont fix it

and simplicity aint never broke

[vestal topaz]

Damn just said it to a girl

She’s laughing at me now

[fossil knoll]

you're in buddy

[worn sluice]

Did she want to see it herself?

[uncut jackal]

Where r u u fuck

[fossil knoll]

japan

[vestal topaz]

Chilling today bro lol

[fossil knoll]

specifically ike

[vestal topaz]

Specifically Yama

[fossil knoll]

specifically chicken wing

[uncut jackal]

R u but

[vestal topaz]

Yes

[lunar dock]

what even is a yamachan

[uncut jackal]

Canadian solo traveler

[fossil knoll]

last time i checked, i am a butt

[worn sluice]

Noiceee

[lime inlet]

you can hear this image

[lunar dock]

oh theres one in kiyamachi

[fossil knoll]

im forever scarred from his vomit cake video

but long last papa franku

[reef hazel]

Id rather not say this one after translating it

[reef hazel]

Nah, I'm in Roppongi

[worn sluice]

Better than 2 girls 1 cup

[fossil knoll]

if aaron can do it, so can u

ganbatte

[silk python]

works like a charm

[sullen sluice]

are people out in Shibuya at the moment?

[worn sluice]

U came back from Kyoto?

[reef hazel]

Ya, today

[fossil knoll]

have u done it

[worn sluice]

Why is it empty!

[uncut jackal]

Moving to another bar

[vestal topaz]

Some girls are into that kinda thing

[silk python]

no it work on me of course 😂

[craggy ember]

😹😹😹😹😹

[fossil knoll]

agreed

[reef hazel]

Maybe I'll try this one

[lunar dock]

why would anyone leave kyoto its so comfy here

[reef hazel]

Sounds easy to pronounce

[fossil knoll]

where

[silk python]

honestly better than if they come with a promise the other way around 😂

[fossil knoll]

maybe after 10pm lmao

it's a nightmare to walk in kyoto

[reef hazel]

Id rather walk than get the bus

[worn sluice]

Hated Kyoto for the night life, Osaka is sooooo much better

[lunar dock]

i mean i live and work in a quieter part of town but

even in kiyamachi it's not ever too bad

[fossil knoll]

osaka was dead when i went

[reef hazel]

I started getting taxis a bunch the last two days

[fossil knoll]

and it was a friday night

[lunar dock]

though a few of my favorite bars have been inundated

[lunar dock]

setting expectations low works everywhere in life

[reef hazel]

I went to Kitsune last night in Kyoto and it was so sad

[lunar dock]

yea clubs here are shit

i also just hate clubbing in general so maybe i'm not the best judge

[worn sluice]

I’ve been till yesterday and had quite some good time

[craggy ember]

Same

[fossil knoll]

clubbing is fun once in a blue moon but eeveryday no

[reef hazel]

So do I, but wanted to go in and see it anyway

[worn sluice]

I spent it most in Bars and around more than clubbing

[lunar dock]

i'll let my friends drag me to kitsune or world but never alone or of my own accord

[reef hazel]

I went to World on Sunday night, was also bad but at least got to practice Korean with some Koreans there

[lunar dock]

i'm comfy chilling in bars and standing bars till the sun comes up

[worn sluice]

Once u know SHIBA it’s enough

[lunar dock]

okay crab and lobster gratin pizza kinda slapped but it was so heavy oml

[reef hazel]

@uncut jackal ye think ye will be in Shinjuku for long or done by 11ish for trains?

[late ginkgo]

Clubbing is fun when there’s a good group.. like the other week at ATOM 👀👀

[spiral latch]

lol atom

I thought I got two girls instagrams, but they were actually staff hahaa

[sullen sluice]

[reef hazel]

Oof

Well you still got their Instagram I guess

[spiral latch]

one is a dj that performs on sundays at atom

[uncut jackal]

LMAO

[uncut jackal]

Same

[uncut jackal]

Done by 12 for me

In golden gai now

[lunar dock]

tbf エッチしよう has got to be a hub classic