#off-topic-chat
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Lets be real
The game is dog
And just some sort of bait
i will see you guys in the morning it’s getting late and i need to read to someone to help them sleep
gnight gents
Looks like another game that is just made to make money and not for value gameplay
Gn kieran
oops
@naive vigil download it now and get 1000 silver for free!
xDD
But yea
Sleeping sounds good
Lol. No.
Even tho I only sleep 3h max
👩 👨 🧒
moustache
gn xD
i hate when people leave me
and sleep
Sry
So does anyone else get the feeling lava is not really making a huge update but rather another game?
but I have to
no
dont leave
I have to wait like 2h before I sleep
And then I sleep for 3h maybe
@naive vigil its a big boi update
WE BACK
just read a chapter of hunger games to this lassie to help her sleep
she passed out straight away🙃
was it to a child?
or a cat
or a dog
some 21 year old chick ik
lol
oh
ok
nah she has problems sleeping she says it calms her down lots if i stay and read to her
so i like to help
kinda yikes tho cos i’m 17 and she’s 21
but u know
huh
when do you turn 18
today
about 1 year and 2 months lol
@foggy thorn happy birthday kuaka 😎
People who have followed Lava from early days : Will this update be bigger than what the main game was before pets/tunneling/perk tree etc?
I kinda got hooked to the game a year or so ago and the amount of content that would come out then always was super good and in short successions, so I'm expecting that next one to be like... really massive
indeed massive
I wish defence reductions actually work
kuaka
@orchid walrus that was 9 days ago 😎
no
17
oh
69
hehe funny number

remember when "swag" was cool
auto refurbish @orchid walrus
swag is always cool
31 enemies until i get boggers and i can rb for the second time
Okay........................................................................?!??!
I dont get that
finally got my 400$ ipad keyboard... back into the closet the ipad goes
Sexuality joke
No but seriously
Why do you want a 400 dollar ipad
KEYBOARD
What
No no, they've got a point
magic keyboard?
Who even remembers half the fuckin TV products beyond Dr. Ho's shit
I had a laptop flip to tablet thing
It was my first laptop
Windows 8
It was utter shit
Seems like lava is making arcade look like legit arcade
Good morning
Morning
morning vad
pets are still practically useless for me
the hyper egg coupon felt like a waste of gems lol
Why're your pets damage still below 20 when your hatchery already reach lvl 53? U never use the highest damage pets for breeding?
Is it okay that I can't get a new pet with 0.36% chance
For 3 months?
What pet are you on?
Try getting the crusade gear / potion that give new pet chance
At a certain point trying to hatch the pet is just insanely low and you're better off scumming hyper eggs. I gave up at Fungo > Chaos Beast
Is it okay that I can't get a new pet with 0.36% chance
For 3 months?
@mighty shadow 3 months seems a long time. 0.36% is what, 7% or so with a full nest of 20. Surely it should, even if not save-scumming, only take a few days. And frankly only a few minutes if you close/reopen game after opening the full nest unsuccessfully
Yup that's where I said "fuck it" and started using hyper coupons. You could keep retrying a full nest of eggs if you have the fortitude for it
Personally by the time I was there, I had already used gems on basically every single thing I need so I didn't have anything else to use them on anyways
I would have thought you could easily get up to whisp or hyduck without hyper eggs, but that’s just my opinion
But yeah I mean if you have the gems to spend, why not I guess
Probably. I just didn't have the patience for it
Now I don't know what to use them on. I guess card packs but is the 6-Star Pack the best cost effective one?
Miscs is usually what one spends gems on late game
Once you’ve bought out all the permanents you want
I could see that. Hoping to roll good tinkering without boosts is mind numbing
especially with the extra slots from Anotha One
Card packs aside from 6* are kinda useless as you can get all those cards normal means. The 6* ones at least can get you event cards. But you could spend 4k gems on them and get nothing but fighting cards you can already get to 6*, you probably need to open 10s of them to have a chance of getting a card you actually want
I’d rather spend 4K gems getting an equipment up to 12000%
Fair enough. I've now 6*'d all my Asylum bosses but the grind to get all the raid ones back is rage inducing
when does game progress speed up?
Depends on where you're at in the game
i unlocked faming a week ago
I can't remember exactly but I know there was a point where I was rebirthing to unlock all the RB tree tiers and that helped a lot
Potions really add a giant bonus as well. If you can get the earlier smithing cost reduction potions you can craft items in to much higher numbers and it shoots you forward quite a bit as well
yeah, my progress speed shot up after i started using potions
Always be leveling potions
unless it’s the ones that level up other potions
then don’t apparently
until u get max resources someome said right?
Yea. There are a few like that but leveling them doesn't reduce the cost for the ones it levels
So while the potion that levels up the potions isnt expensive, it makes your lower options super pricey
ye
what are the streams?
everything besides rl ain´t worth watching
ilmago/xisuma/RTgame
god pls not
i watched superspruce livestream
ez pz
yeezy peezy
superspruce
still playing ng3+?
uh
nothing
lava confirmed his hatred for weebs
still no announcement
some new mods
idk
Well Lava gave a deadline of august for the update, so that’s news
I wonder if lava fell asleep face first on the keyboard again
15 hours is quite a slog if not
no
Boooo
More organ failure for meeeee but I'm sure you saw that on facebook lol
What's this?
Static and I are friends on facebook
Because we're both old fuddy duddies
cringe
^
true
boomers
I mean I can't argue with your assessment there vad
I'm just a young schmuck
same
I wouldn't touch facebook with a ten foot pole if all my army buddies weren't on it. No other way to stay in touch with most of them.
177 days until im 18
355
92 days until cyberpunk 2077
Why do you want a PS5
If you want to flex get yourself a higher end mobo and some more RAM
it been forever since i have been here
same
its been like 2 months since i was here
i'm tempted
cause it has backwards compatibility with ps2-4
can play some games i missed
yes true
also new releases im interested in
no
also it fits with everything right now
because im just about to buy another monitor
so one of my current ones would be perfect for the playstation
I really didn't want to get a ps5, but since ratchet and clank got announced for launch, I have to
Because I know they're going to come out with a ps5 pro 6 months later. Then a ps5 pro plus. Then a ps5 pro plus plus with surround sound. And the one I buy will be shit compared to them
i saw the trailer for ratchet and clank and it seemed underwhelming
wasn't a crack in time supposed to be the last one?
i played it when i was like 14 so don't quote me on that
when did it release? it was like 2014 right
how to fix?
you dont
wtf
has been like that for a while
weird
How to fix is by restarting on an android emulator
It’s been like that on pc since December
PC is garbo
At least pc being broke will never change
@fleet ivy late reply but i popped tf off for new ratchet and clank
PC will stay borked until morale improves
Wow wtf we have mods that have no faith in Lavaflame
How about stfu
done
thanks
I'm pretty against faith based practices, but even I have faith in the LavaFlame2
See, now that's what we need in this server
so do we leave then?
Wow wtf have some faith
doesnt this apply to you too
(@)Lavaflame2 ban kuaka
Unlike you, I have shown lava the utmost respect that he deserves
no
i am good mod
I have fought tooth and nail for his dream
ez
why would you fight tooth and nails
We have tooth enemies in crusades
we do?
Wtf my message moved past yours how
it didnt move
discord is being slow
anger
On my screen it did.
you're all weenies
okay, bommer
howdy
hi mark
FoA 240 jay
henlo
honle
i think i need to switch my pet team out for a all dmg build
they are getting hard to kill now
i feel like this server is slowly dying
yeah
The new update will probably perk it up
The server will die before that
Wow lol
i refuse to let this server die!
same
so i’ve done the ice cream contract but it still shows i have the ice cream?
why’d that
omae wa mou
shindeiru
Good answer
Nani ?
@golden ivy you have the golden legend 27 ice cream.
To do contracts with 🙃
i’ve done the contract
No dmg redux
ye ik
It's there forever
do hot dog buns come pre cut in the us?
Yes
Yea
always or just some brands
Uhhh i think most
burger buns too?
Yeah
how long has this been the case?
(im kuaka)
It explains why I'm so bad at cutting bread though
how can you be bad at cutting bread
just take the knife and cut
Yea i do that but not good with bread
i know they started selling the pre cut stuff just a few years ago here in germany
it's so nice
idk how anybody could live without pre cut hot dog buns
Except for the ones that just fall apart cause there's 1cm of bun connecting them
What??? It was just a lump of bread?
You have to cut it manually? That sounds absolutely terrible
Barbecues would be awful
it takes like 5 second to cut
Yeah you'd have to cut like four buns for yourself alone. If you have kids who cant do it you'd spend so much time cutting them
Kuaka hush
ok Mr staticlord1
I can cut in 5 seconds it'll probably just look like shit
Yeah like how cheap bagel brands don't cut it all the way so your bagel is just mashed up
why waste 5seconds of my time and get a knive dirty when they can just cut it at the factory and i waste no time
Distorted and broken
For hot dogs and hamburgers duh
klotz asked
do they sell uncut toast bread in the us
Let me guess, you also have to bread chicken nuggets from the bag
What do you mean by toast bread
Uncut bread exists, but generally it's smaller brands
Ah okay
wait what
what
why would you buy uncut toast
wait
Like a local store
We can buy uncut bread here
I thought it was a common thing
Lol it says add salt and pepper for flavor
Toast sandwich sounds disgusting. If you eat that willingly you are insane
I don't think I've seen many uncut loaves of white bread in florida if any at all
Yeah 99% of the bread in stores is pre cut in the us
Other forms of uncut bread are common though
They exist at a local store where I live lul
If it's uncut it's almost always homemade
Yea
Local bakery or something
It's like some private local shit here yep
Or just a bakery section at Walmart or smth
I'm in NL tho
Netherlands
Ah
New Lork
can you get this type of bread
new lealand
Yeah
how is it called
🕵️ You want some uncut bread ? 🕵️
No
Idk I don't shop for specific types of bread
Thats brot
Closest thing I could guess is whole grain but that's not it
Whole grain is underrated, I used to hate it
pyke where are you from
Netherlands
NL, living near german boarder
do they have this in the netherlands
Is English your first language pyke
We do. We are close to the boarder. We copy so much shit
I doubt it
English?
Yes
well do they have it because of the closeness to the border or is it a general thing
Dutch,german,english,french
how many languages do you speak chief?
I think you can buy it in general not sure tho
Is that in order from which you learned first
I speak English and very terrible Spanish. Pyke speaks great English
You're really good
Thank you lmfao
Dang I have trouble with 2 language I can't imagine 4
who needs french anyway
true
French prople
French need
People
well...
Needed it for "high school?" Abitur in german
prople
yes high school
No u
we should collectively annex them
Are you allowed to say that?
other school forms are weird to translate as they somehow don't exist in english speaking countries?
lol
revolt against the french
They are running it every time I play league LUL
@snow hedge yea. Im confused pretty often about school stuff xD
Are you allowed to say that?
depends who you ask
no
Fair enough
probably not allowed to
what do you mean school forms
English people suck then
Wait aren't there french people in Canada bray
in germany there are 3 types of school with 3 different lengths
9, 10, 13 or 12 years
yeah there are
Or is it just some areas of it
Can you even translate hauptschule,realschule and gymasium into english
Lmao
Its just middle school
areas of canada have french people
Isnt it
well gymnasium is just high school
but its like fake canada
no it's a different meaning pyke
In us we have elementary (0-5 years) middle (6-8) and high (9-12)
middle school is sekundarstufe I
relationship between the english and french in canada is a bit eh
And whats hauptschule? xD
as i said, hauptschule and realschule are hard to translate
yea..
My elementary was 0-5 in FL
realschule = real school
well, all of it's meaning is lost on translation chief
same 0-5 is better than 0-6
Mine was 0-4
am aware klotzchen
mine is 0-7
Fuck middle school tho
And then 5-10 and 10-13
middle school was best time of my life
Worst years of my life >:(
Elementary school was fun
loved middle school
High school was GREAT tho
I'm in high school now and it's all Male school :(
not alot of people so the schools are smaller so they just cut out middle school in my province
Oh that blows
apparently both hauptschule and realschule is translated as secondary school which doesn't exactly keep the meaning lol
i hated every kind of school up until now
haha
yeah rip
@snow hedge yea thats fcked up xD
RIP me guys
High school sucked but i got hella life/work experience from it
Elementary > middle > highschool for me
middle > high > elementary
elementary > high
i met some girls from an all girls school once and they where acting so weird. like didn't even know how to handle the presence of a guy. 😂
I'm worried that me now
That still exist?
working > uni > highschool, fuck the rest
Like only girls/boys schools
for me
lmao
I totally prefer school than working xD
No kids in school were weirder to me than kids that were home schooled for elementary/middle than came to public school. Some were cool but they didn't have any of the social skills/norms you'd pick up in public school
working is better than school
not having to learn stupid shit for the sake of learning/writing a test is so fucking good
Well
One kid at my high school would eat bell peppers like apples with their lunch
Couldn't stand it
at least it wasn't oranges or kiwis
I was 18 at the end of my senior year
Imagine eating kiwi like apple ugh
ill be almost 19 when i graduate
my cousin eats potatoes like apples.... doesn't even wash them either
i finished a month before my 20th birthday pyke
but you're fine with oranges or what ,
:(
I'm gonna be a senior this year (year 12) (the last one)
With the peel?
No
yes with peel
Arg
That sounds absolutely terrible
yes
ofc
Coconut with the peel xD
how can you eat banana with the peel
i don't do it, but i've seen videos
wtf
not banana, orange thoguh
ok but real question
lol I actually hate bananas, I'm super picky
do you don't like them because of taste or consistency
Children?
Consistency
bananas
Both
taste is alright
from bread to eating children => good conversation for sure
Lmao
xD
would you rather use texture or consistency in this question?
bananas are pretty nice
Duh
yeah for sure!!!
alright thank you
your fault
who asked the bread question though
True
brayden why are you only cultist
because kuaka changed it
I'm gonna be cultist some day
He's still doing that?
i am teehee i promise
It takes so long to level up
I got through the ranks suuuper quick
Yeah
leveling up will take weeks at where i am right now
Nah bray needs to level up again to get teehee back
i got to teehee rank in like a month
But his level is super high so it takes him forever
when i was bandit bob/cultist there wasn't even this leveling system
^
you had to be promoted by lava himself
Yeah old system was better
boomer shit ^
gtg going clothes shopping... bye bye people
bye
Bye
I started a political campaign for my mod (and also contributed a lot but that didn't have anything to do with it)
byye
Bye
bye
Is FMJ still around?
who
for me to get modi was just interested and built a list of mods who would vouch for me then asked lava and the mods told him i was good good and i got promoted
FatMetalJesus
haven't heard from him in a while
who
Didn't saw him too
lol
I havent heard from FMJ, Snow, Frispy in a while
He was one of the more semi active people for a small while
Frispy is fine lol he's just waiting for the update
i'm active
He lurks
hi active
I'm dad
i miss belgud and abon
Didn't really saw Robert too
oh yeah
belgud came back then left
i know
robert is really inactive
twice actually
when i first joined there was a crowd of people that like all dissapeared after a month
he left :(
yeah I miss tyr
Me too :( I'm glad I got the honor of last pizza
lol
Oh shit yea i remember that
you were asleep
Yeah it was like 4/5h for me
Frispy practically broke my door down to tell me
Lmao
i miss bl
Who
fl4k
the guy with bad English
oh no people stopped talking
nothing to say really
you ever had toast sandwich qualle
idk
What's even toast sandwich
toast
3 pieces of bread
Oh just bread
toast
bread
toast
Ohhh
big bread
smaller bread
big bread
No i think it's
Bread
Buttered toast
Bread
🍞
🍞
🍞
grilled bread
people who toast their butter are weird
u take breed slices then u roast em in a pan with fat and salt it afterwards
but only a little bit of fat/butter so that they still get crunchy
adam, are hot dog buns pre cut in sweden
yeah
I did what
got the pizza
cool
if only i knew what u guys are talking about
whatever it was it was before my time, here
When tyr left the server he did a pizza giveaway and i won it. It wasn't a suuuper long time ago
i'm only around for ~half a year
Yeah it definitely happened within the past couple months
Last time I opened the game was 1400 hours ago, too lazy to convert that but it was a couple weeks before that
ok wait
let's go back to the toast sandwich
why wouldn't you just eat a buttered piece of toasted bread
why do they instead add two slices of untoasted bread
how fucking stupid is that
Anyone had a toast sandwich?
i just learned about it today
(A slice of toast between 2 slices of bread, butter salt and peppered)
did you jack
Ye they taste great
Just have one piece of toast and add butter, salt, and pepper
actual psychopath
Not three
There’s only 1 slice of toast
but what if you toast ur toast sandwich?
Interesting
Hopefully the update comes out by like August because I'm very quickly getting bored with this game
Maybe the alpha in August maybe
😭 😭

song for denise
Finally maxed gattaca!
Took me long enough
LoL, just from getting the last upgrade on it (one abominable gene) my trekking speed doubled
It went from 1b to 2.1b per hour
That's really unexpected
Distance left on a trespasser will stop being shown after 2.1b
Soon I'll be there
henlo
Good afternoon, everyone
That's....true...
it’s only 23:46
chill out freaks
foreigners reeeeeee
Its 00:53
it’s 23:53
rule britannia
Timezones op
my discord server now has a kitchen ? damn
crazy scenes
What
xD
and apparently a channel dedicated to weed
fuck knows what’s happening anymore

.
Lol
I'm mildly upset that I need to spend 825 gems to finish my mining build
While my APO build is done
This is bs
Complete bs
Later you replace those crystals in apo for black ones btw
Dude
That's what I'm doing

I need the orange crystals
5 of em
Wait-
No
You said apo
👀
But why
Potion cost
I have way higher cost than speed i need
Yea
My pet passives are ass
Workin on em
But I don't have the almighty soo
Or
Is it highness?
Yeah
The other capsule exp one
Highness is capsule xp
Yesh
That one
It's becoming a problem
Because my levels aren't going higher than 150
You kinda have to use coupons for the last 10 or so
I did at least

I have spoon and crow chilling on my prestige 13 golden nest
And it's just
Not giving me a new pet
For the past 2 weeks
*vampire
Pet 34
And I'm starting to get mildly salty
When you have id 32+ you can get infinite eggs by placing a boss and your highest pet into your nest and then you replace the not boss with another boss
OH
I did it but it wasn't infinite
32 is a white egg and 45 is 19 purple 1 orange
Can't seem to be able to pull off it again
Than you can use the hatched boss pet instead of the level 1 pet
It doesn't work all the time
Just try it a few times
Maybe put the other boss first...
How to level pets
You get just one egg but it is a start xD
And every id you get it gets better
There has to be a tutorial somewhere how to get to pet is 45
Man I just spent a bunch of gems on my crystal builds
Any other day and I'd just straight out buy the last 11 pets using coupons
Whatever
I'll just do that next week
Maybe have some left over to finish my desolators
I get a stupid amount of keys anyways
Orrrrrr
I actually have tickets
Hol up
Just shred through a couple thousand
I know how to get gems kek I've got most of the store bought out
Bruh
Fuck priorities
I got the important ones
Never looked at the guide since I first asked when I started what I should spend gems on (infinity forge/gem rift) and I still got 1-11 (10 is a work in progress, I need 800 more gems to finish my mining build)
yea who needs priorities
Priorities: useless material possessions!
isn't saying that priorities are pointless prioritizing the rest of your life above priorities meaning that the statement alone is using priorities
also discord just added an inbox
wtf
wait wtf gem rift gives 1000 free gems????
crap it was only meant to give 10 free gems
I hugely disagree with shiny vat placement on that list ngl. Actually I disagree a lot with that list in general. And it doesn’t look like it’s updated for the last couple updates.
I feel like getting the miners is really good but idk
I really hope Lava slept for a bit of that 20 hour stretch he’s been online
Where do I buy the minors miners
smh before he used to be on for atleast 3 days
It's finally complete
My collection
Praise it
I will now proceed to shred the rest of my tickets on demon z
I have a question thats content related
If i buy the mastery pack on a newer account on a diff phone from my main account will the pet obtained from it retain without the pets menu being unlocked?
oh now i see why we have a #546778328367890492
a video of idle got 400k views from a portuguese speaking youtuber
i had no idea
Now do the asylum bosses :)
Good news gents, my pancreas has settled back down so I'm not going to die this month
nice
Thanks brother
O_O people really are way ahead of me at the game lol
That's pretty nice
Also damn I don't get enough star cards to get 5 star cards to foil lol
no
<
lava flem bad dev
n0 u
lava flem 2 best dev
lol
i tried quoting the message

Decided to replay plants v zombies, this game is a lot easier than I remembered it, I was really fucking stupid wasn't I
xD my suggestion got added to best suggestions lol
good job
it was a dumb idea that sounded cool/funny so i said it and apparently lots of people liked it lol
Is 11 really "lots" though? lol
the only recent one ive seen better is a muted voice chanel to match the game sounds xD and it has 18 oh i guess there are a couple more
Feels bad that soon ppl will be playing new expansion and not me 
is this a good dmg deck?
There are cards which could be replaced for better damage cards
such as
Ye, but you only need that key card when you enter asylum screen
For example one of these
i don’t got half of those cards :(((
Bog monster is better as the pyramid, i replaced it already xD
Cringe
man said cringe :((
Imagine not having all the cards minus the secret cards and chandelier
If you have a trinket efficiency card, use it, in most cases its better as other boosts
boirb allow it man i get bad luck with raid cards and asylum cards :((
Dude
I did too
I've been playing for about a year now
Whenever pets was first released
i’ve not even been playing two months :/

