#off-topic-chat

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livid temple
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I don't do that with levels

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I do it when I can with other things#

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But after a while you just ... go and put it on 25 and it stays there forever

golden ivy
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i am bored

foggy thorn
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hi bored im kuaka

green crater
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so far i wasted way to many asylium keys to try if i can beat stronger lvl :V those atack recomendations are not very usefull or i dont ge them right ;-;

golden ivy
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i dont play idle skilling cuz its odd but i am here to lurk XD

foggy thorn
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understandable

golden ivy
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i got way to confused

green crater
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what is lurk? i dont speak english well ... YET ... :V

foggy thorn
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uh

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you read the chat

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but don't participate

green crater
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o I get it, Ty

golden ivy
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bye bye humans i am off to my girlfriends irl!

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well no not irl

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just facetime

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xD

foggy thorn
golden ivy
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cya

foggy thorn
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bye

near flower
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Bat cuntry

old tusk
golden ivy
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Now 5* it (and the rest of them)

green crater
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WOW

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i ma kinda new and i never seen event in this game but i seen somehere that there was easter event once so i was wonderring :S

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and what u get for higher construction lvl ? just got lvl 4 :V

golden ivy
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I was there for it, more than a year ago....

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The events aren’t yearly sadly

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Hopefully next time round they will be

green crater
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i spent some time i portal reading what small lavafalme2 is talking on his little planet ..... when i saw :
if ua re playing this game in 2022 than tell that ticktock in not a thing anymore or something like that

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it was SO GOOD

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made my day

livid temple
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I mean, Tiktok is the new Vine

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And Lava has some nice texts he wrote there x3

green crater
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like joke about no sound in game xD

livid temple
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Yeah

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I kinda wish there was actual sound xD

golden ivy
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Samme

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However you know it will get broken so hard Xd

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And no patches

green crater
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i could use someething like in game timer of how much its been since last ascend or rebirth .... at lest 5mins after ascend just for quests ;-;

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or i jsut got ide for joke/secret: once u finish all quests: 5 min after ascend...
u unlock LEGENDARY STOPWATCH .... with note: rather useless now

golden ivy
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There is a timer?

green crater
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no but i could use one...

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i never know if i was late with quest like 5 sec or whole min

golden ivy
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But there is one

green crater
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where ? :V

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😮

golden ivy
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Below your H2O

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The bar at the bottom

green crater
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o gosh its TIMER ... i feel stupid ... i never realized xD

golden ivy
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:/

green crater
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good to know :V .... most of time quest i have above S... only fishing one i am kinda never lucky xD

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i spend 3 mins watching my angler and 0 luck xD

golden ivy
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Screw the fishing one :-:

green crater
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any tips on acolyte and cultists ?
i dont realy understand mechanick behind them .... i use one each and rest highest soul tier... and i dont know if its any good :V kinda hard to make good comparison... at my set up i can easly see some resoults but i wonder :F

golden ivy
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Depends on your % chance really

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Side note, you need 1K blue glasssicle to get the final brewing speed buff 💀

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Make a deck for limbo first off

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If you can max the gem thing for cultists/acolytes

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is LGBT allowed here xD

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Imma invite my gamer gf

green crater
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i am soly F2p even i feel like i would like to support Lava but i have not income besides life esencials :V

golden ivy
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Gotta love LGBTQ taking over servers

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Ye I’m a f2p aswell

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The game gives a lot of things to earn more gems tho

green crater
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my record on hoop is 16.... never did that many while playing for gems ;-

golden ivy
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Gem rift gives you triple the gems for buying it

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Oof

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Highest is 52

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And still don’t have pet ;-;

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I was 1 off

green crater
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usualy me ... in one of 3 attempts i have above 10.... and rest is 0 ;-;

golden ivy
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I got 6 yesterday 060

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I messed up

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1 hour till hoops

green crater
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hmmm 11 : 30 pm here :V

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i make my around 3 Pm ... and also candy cupon

golden ivy
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Yes i sleep a weird times tho

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I need 1 red Trillion cheese pizza flowers 💀

green crater
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i dont see a point in keepeng regular sleep time since
quarantine

golden ivy
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Same

summer kindle
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hello, how to get gem for free?

green crater
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is there point to lvl up pet in lab above lvl 5? its 7 days of w8 or is it worth it with some pets ?

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or later there is way to speed this up? :0

golden ivy
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Theres a contract bonus and 3 pets later on which buff the speed, you can also have more than 1 pet at once of the same pet and they stack xp wise

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So just low level them for now

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Also free gems

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Contests (very rare)

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Bosses and asylum

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Crypt

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Pachink

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And basketball

green crater
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and 1st 2nd and 3rd rebirth give total of 300 gems :V

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so far got this sweet 150 gems

golden ivy
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Oh yeah

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get gem portal

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150 on first
100 second
50 last rebirth

green crater
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shuld i try to beat pulgatory or there is no way after only one rebirth?
or more like
how hard it is? last time when i was there i had 20 keys left to go and i could go deeper

golden ivy
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Someone is at the 2nd to la at zone with no rebirths

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You can do it 🙂

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I went to lunar isle after one rebirth but it took a bit

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Ye I rebirthed after unlocking each area

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Also
Who’s killed emigdula X over 1000 times and gotten nothing to show
< this guy

golden ivy
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Make that over 1200 times

opaque snow
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damn

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just lost all my progress

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didn't have cloud save

golden ivy
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Oh f

opaque snow
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23 days down the gutter :/

golden ivy
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Oh not that bad then

opaque snow
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i was in purgatory :/

golden ivy
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People out here losing months

opaque snow
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D:

golden ivy
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Yup

hollow hemlock
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True pain is when the arcade ball hits the peg just above the jackpot then goes in to red

golden ivy
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No, it’s when it does that and then gives you balls or keys

hollow hemlock
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It did. It gave me the 30 balls

golden ivy
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75

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30 keys

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75 balls

hollow hemlock
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Oh keys then. Oops

green crater
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i hope i will not lose my save ... and dont wanna start over ;-;

golden ivy
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Just pray every day to lava

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And sacrifice the poor

green crater
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is there way to force cloud save ?

golden ivy
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Oh youre android?

green crater
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accualy both ... but mostly andorid

golden ivy
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Then don’t worry about it

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Ios and pc happens more but we don’t have a cloud

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I would be devastated if it happened after i got all the way to teehee

green crater
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change of topick : any one else was reading code of cookie clicker? orteil left there many intrasting comments and when u get to part about saving game u can find out that at begining save file was as coockie doc

golden ivy
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?

green crater
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When u open conslose ... like one to cheat but u just look around u can find all Java doc... when ppl code they usually leve some notes in case someone was to work with him or just to make code look more clear and easier to understand what's going on.... and orteil definitely know that many ppl like to read that stuff sometimes just to for fun :V so he left there some rather funny notes and more casual than what ppl do usual

vale flicker
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It's no longer easy to tell what scars are from fights and what scars are from my cat apart. I love Luna but sometimes she can be a huge pain in the ass

green crater
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As long as u dont have scar on "ass" there shuld not be pain over there Genie

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Tell me if I am wrong, heavy cash does affect your iddle speed only in purgatory and above?

golden ivy
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Ye

weary wyvern
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Hi all

golden ivy
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Yo

vale flicker
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So

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I've gotten wasted ignore the spelling

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But

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I just had a forest fire

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Let not drunk connor talk

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he already wrote this

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context: was watching twitch when forest fire happened

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I missed the stream but I am alive
Instead of dying and letting my house get burned down
The neighbor and I ran into the forest and put out the fire with an extended garden hose and two shovels

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KaijuSheepToday at 6:01 PM
Glad to know you're good homie
TrappedCatToday at 6:06 PM
I inhaled a lot of smoke and scratched myself up really bad in the bushes
But I'll live
Fire dept came after a really long time, the neighbour and I were almost done putting it out
Just struggling to get one last tre
anyways, enough excitement for one year. Thanks but no thanks Co-ViD19

vapid raven
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just finally got sunburdt

vale flicker
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forest fire

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smoke hurt and gave headache so I got drunk

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better now'

dense eagle
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I love staying up playing this game until 1:00 AM

fading pewter
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darn im so close from lvl 9

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so i'll just type anything

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and boom

golden ivy
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Just type any one word every minute

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Like exact 60 seconds

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You’ll get the most xp that way

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I have enough know how of the game so i just help people in ask questions to get most of my xp

supple kraken
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🙂

golden ivy
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ok last days watching the oblivion screen time to time, the most common phrase i mumble is 'where is my card, dude?'

kind rover
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Incarnate? If you're after a specific incarnate card, use the search here and see if you're farming the right one

humble oracle
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Happy Easter fellow idlers🥚

distant siren
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goooooooood morning

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happy easter

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i had a nice breakfast

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ate an egg for once in my life

old tusk
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Nice

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Also happy Easter from me as well

distant siren
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🥚

humble oracle
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ate an egg for once in my life
@distant siren Egg review pls

distant siren
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no mayonnaise, good

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with mayonnaise, ascended

humble oracle
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Mustard in mayonnaise=Rebirthed

distant siren
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ew mustard

humble oracle
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u know that mustard is in mayonnaise

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xD

distant siren
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but i cant judge

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what does mustard even taste like

humble oracle
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Like mayonnaise

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without the eggs

vale flicker
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I'm close to level 28

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😉

humble oracle
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but still Bandit bob

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sadd Boirb

vale flicker
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You say that as if it's a bad thing

distant siren
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bob bob bob

quartz pier
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hi

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@golden ivy how outdated is the guide?

golden ivy
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one update

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spelunking

quartz pier
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the one on kong too? it says it's sort of updated for pets, wip

golden ivy
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oh well it's updated for pets i just forgot to remove the wip part

tame sparrow
golden ivy
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idk how big it is there's no banana

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and it's using made up measurements

humble oracle
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Not that big

quartz pier
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yeah can you hold it up to the light?

tame sparrow
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Wtf do you mean not that big, I've literally given medications to horses that were smaller

humble oracle
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Ahhh adam i see u are a man of kilometres and centimetres aswell

distant siren
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this horrifies me

golden ivy
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it's 1cm vad

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HO SHIT

tame sparrow
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That's the 1 inch scale you goon

humble oracle
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That went from one to 100 real quick

quartz pier
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and my roast gets away smoothly B)

tame sparrow
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Unless you usually measure 16th of a centimeter

humble oracle
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it definitely says 16 there xD

golden ivy
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i know i was joking @tame sparrow

quartz pier
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bam bam

humble oracle
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Naaah i saw that Dest

tame sparrow
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"I'm not dumb I was only pretending"

golden ivy
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that's how jokes work

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you say dumb stuff

tame sparrow
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I filed that away for later dest you fucker

quartz pier
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fuck u

tame sparrow
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I bet u would

golden ivy
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can you give me some of your medicine 😳

quartz pier
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ya i've been in a bit of a dry spell

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i don't want to talk about it

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adam won't call me anymore

tame sparrow
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Its because you have a smol pp

humble oracle
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INFINITE DROUGHT

quartz pier
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it's not the size of the belt, vad

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it's how you wear it

tame sparrow
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Its hard to hold your pants up with a bracelet

humble oracle
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Goddang

tame sparrow
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@golden ivy Why would you want my medicine

humble oracle
golden ivy
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i mean the medicine that dest was referring to

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your dick

quartz pier
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who said i'm wearing pants?

tame sparrow
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No that belongs to my wife

vale flicker
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@tame sparrow I need tech help

tame sparrow
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She says I'm not allowed to helicopter for people anymore

humble oracle
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VAAAD

quartz pier
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that's no fun

old tusk
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I think I have to summon mark now

humble oracle
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Dont

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Qualle

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DOnt

distant siren
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hello

tame sparrow
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What's the problem boirb

humble oracle
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FUUUUCK

distant siren
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ive been summoned

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also happy easter

quartz pier
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wasn't summoned, was ghosting

humble oracle
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u summoned the almighty Mark

quartz pier
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you're a phony

humble oracle
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he was

vale flicker
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How delete, these aren't natural files and come from malware I deleted a while back

quartz pier
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a big fat phony

old tusk
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The chat isn't dead mark

distant siren
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so you say i'm a

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phone combined with a pony

quartz pier
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i'll ban you

tame sparrow
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Stop the service using the files and take ownership of the folder

distant siren
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oh no

humble oracle
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Brony

vale flicker
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I uh. What?

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I get stop the services

quartz pier
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vad i need tech help, my microwave stopped brewing coffee halfway through

vale flicker
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I already did

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but take ownership?

tame sparrow
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What message comes up when you try to delete them

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Dest put fork in microwave to continue brewing

quartz pier
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mom said no more lightning though

humble oracle
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Vad i was making toast and i put my fork in the toaster, now my cat became a dog?

vale flicker
humble oracle
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what happened?

vale flicker
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I obviously tried to delete as an admin

quartz pier
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vad?

tame sparrow
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Well your mother doesn't know dick about brewing coffee

vale flicker
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Thank, I'm drunk and have ash in my lungs that is not making my head clear today

humble oracle
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vad how do i get my cat back?

quartz pier
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my butter melted

humble oracle
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its a dog now

quartz pier
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help

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o neeed for coffee

tame sparrow
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Place dog in microwave and hit the cat button

quartz pier
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with or without fork?

tame sparrow
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spoon

quartz pier
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would a slotted spoon work?

tame sparrow
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No you'll get a mongoose that way

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veyr mean animal

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Doesn't enjoy being confined in microwave oven

vale flicker
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Oh I found more files

humble oracle
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o shit

vale flicker
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Uh oh

humble oracle
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cat is back

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thanks vad

vale flicker
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There's a fucking motherload

quartz pier
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cat said no

vale flicker
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Yike

quartz pier
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sorry molli

tame sparrow
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Boirb did you run malwarebytes

humble oracle
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Dang

quartz pier
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i just texted hi,

humble oracle
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Want to take ownership of my cat Dest

quartz pier
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hijm

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jom

vale flicker
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Yeah I got bit defender running most of the day

quartz pier
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him

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i would love a cat

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i want two

tame sparrow
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I mean malwarebytes specifically

vale flicker
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No

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Is it free

tame sparrow
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do that

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Its free

quartz pier
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one orange tabby named Warlock and one grey named Magus

tame sparrow
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Install, update, run full scan

quartz pier
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magus and warlock will be an epic duo

vale flicker
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Will it delete these 30 so files for me

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Or do I have to change perms manually

golden ivy
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WOAH WTF HAPPENED WHILE I WAS GONE

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NO

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THIS IS NOT OK

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Place dog in microwave and hit the cat button
@tame sparrow

vale flicker
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hi adam

golden ivy
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STOP

vale flicker
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lmfao

golden ivy
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DON'T PUT OUT THIS ANTI DOG PROPAGANDA

vale flicker
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vad tech tips

quartz pier
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maybe put dog in freezer?

tame sparrow
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Malwarebytes is likely to find and remove those files, yeah. I had assumed you ran it already because thats what everyone does lol

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If it doesn't then you will have to take ownership of those files and manually delete them

vale flicker
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I like bit defender on my laptop cause I got no cpu or memory

quartz pier
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hi

tame sparrow
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Malwarebytes is a scanning utility that used to be really good and now is just fuckin amazing

vale flicker
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running AV, VPN, bluelight filter, discord, couple chrome tabs, and any other software fucks it\

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I have to stick to 2 things open at once

distant siren
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ouch

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better than nothing

tame sparrow
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Bit defender is unneeded also, better to stick with Windows 10's built in antivirus

humble oracle
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Dest i did put dog in freezer, made him annoying as hell

tame sparrow
vale flicker
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Bit def hasn't done me wrong yet

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👀

humble oracle
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My cat after i put it in the freezer

tame sparrow
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Well except for when it didn't detect those files and shit before they infected your machine

humble oracle
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Vad, i put my black cat in the toilet, she went flushing it and she came out white, what happened?

vale flicker
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I didn't have bit def when I originally downloaded it

humble oracle
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did the bleach have something to do with it

vale flicker
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lemme rephrase that

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when it downloaded itself

humble oracle
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Why

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would u downlaod a virus i the first place

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didnt come there on itself

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u did something wrong

vale flicker
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The internet is a scary place mol

humble oracle
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Did u download the sound of a needle?

vale flicker
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nO

humble oracle
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cauese thats probably it

tame sparrow
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The needle tears a hole, that old familiar sting
Try to kill it all away, but I remember everything

vale flicker
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Anyways if you want to know how virus you don't want on your machine get on there without you knowing ask vad

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I'm still drunk

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Protect your samsung smart fridge, stay aware

humble oracle
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Boirb hates me for bringing back his Vietnamese flashbacka

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on what sound a needle makes

tame sparrow
humble oracle
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SoS

vale flicker
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should I download the browser guard and adw cleaner too

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Are they useful

humble oracle
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Will never do again

slim grove
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The style is a huge upgrade compared to what we're used to but

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It's gonna have some style clash in comparison to everything else

tame sparrow
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I don't use them, but then again I don't do foolish things when I'm on the internet

slim grove
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Like, if you put these icons and old icons side-by-side, it'll look like they're made by two separate people

vale flicker
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Oh

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Looks like it cost money

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I'm all poor

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paid rent

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no job

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Fire bill

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fire bill was crushing

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wonder if have money for food this week

distant siren
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smug

tropic ruin
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Something worse happened to me that i wont speak of

quartz pier
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lava give us a hate it option

tame sparrow
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Yeah there's no negative option at all

vale flicker
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Hey man in 2017 I had a flood that took my home and everything I owned, 2018 a windstorm that almost killed me and trashed my house (no windows, no doors, 2 walls), 2019 a house fire that took, again, all my shit, and this year the pandemic and the forest fire that has crushed me financially

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Not to mention the three times I've been jumped, and the one time someone tried to kill me

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I've yet to cross off rape

blissful summit
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Damn

vale flicker
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So what do you got Zack

tropic ruin
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Nothing is worse than the loss of someone you love.

blissful summit
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Oh

quartz pier
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i'm not excited lava i hate u and u smell bad

vale flicker
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Been there, done that

tropic ruin
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All that stuff is replaceable

tame sparrow
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He said he wouldn't speak of it and then you go and ask him about it

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While trying to one up him

slim grove
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They're nice icons but we really just want a bugfix patch :(

blissful summit
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He is just trying to cheer him up

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Chill out man

tropic ruin
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But someone thats special

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And when theyre gone

slim grove
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inb4 we guess what it is, and then a month later, the announcement gets delayed

tropic ruin
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You feel like you shouldve spent more time with them

blissful summit
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Everyone deals with that

vale flicker
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Yes I know it's a hole in your heart that makes you second guess yourself way too often

blissful summit
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My grandma passed away recently

tame sparrow
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Can we not do the depression chat tonight

blissful summit
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Can you not be a dickhead

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How about that 1

tame sparrow
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How about you shut the fuck up

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Nobody fucking asked you

blissful summit
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How about you eat your words

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Did you know you could close out the chat if you dont like what's going on in it

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Did you think about that 1

tame sparrow
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!tempmute @blissful summit 20m I could close the chat, or I could just do this

raw folioBOT
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TallGod#7137 has been muted for 20 minutes

Reason: I could close the chat, or I could just do this

[unmute]

tropic ruin
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Did you think of this

wispy dagger
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somebody is being a weenie

quartz pier
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@tame sparrow idk about that one chief

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!unmute @blissful summit

blissful summit
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Thank you

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I appreciate that

tame sparrow
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Eat my whole entire asshole

quartz pier
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if he needs or wants to talk about it, let him talk about it

vale flicker
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I'm just irritated that someone is trying to claim they've been through worse right now, I'm just trying to fucking live my life and move on. Slavery, rape, and kidnapping are the only things I haven't been through bar fucking rockslide and tsunami. Nothing personal Zack, just let me complain about my viruses in peace.

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Let's move on

blissful summit
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I agree

tropic ruin
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What about an avalanche

quartz pier
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let's not try to one up each other on tragedy please

vale flicker
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Avalanche is ice rockslide

blissful summit
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Boirb ignore him he trollin

vale flicker
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:p

quartz pier
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zack, everyone goes through different shit and everyone handles it differently

tropic ruin
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The thing is

blissful summit
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What's the pc version of the game?

tropic ruin
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The special thing only lasted less than 4 years

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All because of dumb stupid luck

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In the worst way poesible

vale flicker
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Zack, drop it.

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Please I don't need this shit in my life right now

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I'm stressed as it is and sick from the ash in my lungs

tropic ruin
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Then remove yourself from this converstion

wispy dagger
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or bluestacks mobile emulator

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for online

blissful summit
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Crabs

quartz pier
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as i said

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tragedy is tragedy and it can't be one-upped

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trying to say your tragedy is worse than others is selfish as fuck and is a dire reach for some sympathy

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we're all going through shit, we've all had terrible shit happen to us, don't one up it

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this conversation is over

wispy dagger
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everyone goes through tough points, keep your head up and put one foot infront of the other

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you got it

quartz pier
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the fighting isn't going to happen in general, because that's what this conversation leads into

vale flicker
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Let me clarify dest. I acknowledge everyone goes through shit. But if I off hand mention I had a shit day and I was just financially crushed by some fire and plague while on the topic off removing viruses, I get fucking livid when someone butts in with "I've been through worse" and then proceeds to list something I've been through already

edgy heath
#

creeper

vale flicker
#

So I'm sorry

quartz pier
#

which is why i'm asking that if the conversation is to continue, move it out of general or into personal messages

vale flicker
#

But my emotions are at a 100 right now

#

Lemme listen to lofi and remove viruses with the boys

near wharf
#

why are people down voting the me announcing it

vale flicker
#

Hey lava

near wharf
#

have i gotten it all wrong this whole time

quartz pier
#

just announce it 4head

vale flicker
#

Because we just want 1 annoucement

edgy heath
#

huh

near wharf
#

but that 1 announcement will come at a certain date

#

wouldnt you want a mini one before it just for fun

quartz pier
#

waiting and holding an event for it is silly

near wharf
#

childish

quartz pier
#

use the event to give us teasers

near wharf
#

back to your dorm little child lava

#

what do u mean thats what im doing

#

youll see

vale flicker
#

Cool malware bytes is doing it's thing

#

I know the files are sub files of the malware I removed because it was flagged as malware when I removed it

#

But it didn't flag the rest

#

And it didn't remove the rest

quartz pier
#

i won't see lava

#

i broke my glasses

vale flicker
#

But the fake opera still runs in the background from time to time

quartz pier
#

so uh.. jokes on you 🙂

vale flicker
#

@tame sparrow Is malwarebytes still gonna delete the leftover files I described

tame sparrow
#

Did it find them

#

Or is it still scanning

vale flicker
#

still scanning

#

assuming it doesn't though

tame sparrow
#

Just wait for the scan to finish

#

See what happens

quartz pier
#

fork turned to dust

#

microwave isn't working at all now

#

half dog half cat

fading nymph
#

you are the fork.

quartz pier
#

what do

#

you liar

tame sparrow
#

Congratulations you have a catdog

quartz pier
#

oh fuck oh god he's animated

fading nymph
#

Wait. You are the spoon. Not the fork. It's not the same.

quartz pier
#

i'm big spoon

humble oracle
#

Catdog

fading nymph
#

You aren't bending the spoon your are bending yourself.

humble oracle
#

Bending time and space continuum

fading nymph
#

Go back to bed everyone. You are all drunk.

quartz pier
#

drunk off power, you're all banned

humble oracle
#

Its 11:25 am

wispy dagger
#

Its 5:25 am

distant siren
#

it's 11:25 am

#

woke up at 7

quartz pier
#

it's 5:25 am

humble oracle
#

well if u dont live in america u dont

#

its 11:25 am

fading nymph
#

It's 2:25 AM so stfu and go to bed.

distant siren
#

it's 4:20 am

vale flicker
#

why are we telling times

humble oracle
#

ITS HIGH NOON

distant siren
#

Why not?

vale flicker
#

And I'm the drunk one

quartz pier
#

good night it's time for me to watch summoningsalt

vale flicker
#

Not everyone else

fading nymph
#

Yes for everyone.

quartz pier
#

ping me if someone needs a ban

humble oracle
#

Night dst

#

@quartz pier me

vale flicker
#

I want a ban

wispy dagger
#

i wonder how many people saw lava twerking or lava balancing on a tiny planet

quartz pier
#

/ban

fading nymph
#

Ping. Ding. Long. Zing. Wing.

distant siren
#

i saw both

fading nymph
#

Hmm... It's not the same.

vale flicker
#

/ban @quartz pier

#

It doesn't work

humble oracle
#

uno reverse

vale flicker
#

you lied

wispy dagger
#

!lavatwerk

fading nymph
#

!Iateacatturd

wispy dagger
#

!snowysnowturd

quartz pier
#

why was i banned?

humble oracle
#

!Pauselife

quartz pier
#

never mind, no summoning salt tn

fading nymph
#

you have to do eeet

quartz pier
#

averagetrey made a new world record history 🙂

humble oracle
#

/mute @quartz pier

quartz pier
#

i'm pissed molli

fading nymph
#

I blame kung fu panda.

humble oracle
#

....

quartz pier
#

as soon as you sent that, tallgod's 20 min ban came through the mod channel

#

so i thought you actually muted me somehow

humble oracle
#

lol

#

what

fading nymph
#

Lick mollinius

humble oracle
#

uhm what xD

tame sparrow
#

Lmao

humble oracle
#

/lick @fading nymph

fading nymph
#

Yeah. Dest is made so he should lick you

tame sparrow
#

No erotic roleplay in the chat pls

humble oracle
#

dang

fading nymph
#

Only erp in here is the one's started by vad.

humble oracle
#

wasnt meant erotic xD

fading nymph
#

And those involve two shark mascots.

tame sparrow
#

There needs to be more anime girls that smoke weed tbh

humble oracle
#

Talking about cats in the microwave isnt erotic u say?

vale flicker
#

I'm an anime girl and I smoke weed

fading nymph
#

Bought the same if you put a taco in the microwave.

humble oracle
#

To erotic Snowy

#

stop it

#

Taco's are to erotic

fading nymph
#

Only if they are fishy.

humble oracle
#

Smells fishy

fading nymph
#

Prove eet.

distant siren
#

fish

fading nymph
#

Fish poop

distant siren
#

shit

fading nymph
#

fish dung

#

Fish n shits

vale flicker
#

117,000 files scanned

fading nymph
#

Imma go over there. Bye.

vale flicker
#

That's a lot of files

#

Is this fake

#

This is a fairly new laptop

#

Still going

tame sparrow
#

That's not unusual at all, no

vale flicker
#

125k

humble oracle
#

if u had 117,000,000 files

#

u should worry

vale flicker
#

That's not unusual at all, no

#

Yo

#

1 detection

#

Pog

humble oracle
#

POGGGERS

vale flicker
#

Oh

#

Pog in the chat boys

#

3 at once

#

we at 4 now

distant siren
#

pog?

tame sparrow
#

Lol bro just wait for the scan to complete

vale flicker
#

Pog.

humble oracle
#

🇵 🇴 🇬

distant siren
vale flicker
#

scan almost done

#

I wonder what it picked up

#

One was prob the registry data for that trojan I cucked a while back

#

SCAN DONE

humble oracle
#

TROJAN HORSES

vale flicker
#

Oh

#

Not what I wanted it to get

#

Just adware

blissful summit
#

Any suggestions for tips

#

For the game

#

I feel like I'm at a crawl

tame sparrow
#

Have you ascended yet

vale flicker
#

Lemme clarify again. This is NOT the opera browser. It somewhat imitates it, but when isolated and run it doesn't act the same. It's mostly a mask

golden ivy
#

#_ @blissful summit

vale flicker
#

That's most of them, and the ones from earlier

#

Which I couldn't move

#

Plz help delete vad

golden ivy
#

you tried malwarebytes

vale flicker
#

yeah

#

Got some adware I didn't know existed

#

Only reason I saw this on my computer was when the AV caught a trojan named opera browser or whatever

#

Must have been in something I downloaded

#

not happy about it

golden ivy
#

i recommend posting on the microsoft forums or something, those guys will know what to do

#

we're just a bunch of idiots here

vale flicker
#

Vad is tech guy

#

is job

#

He knows what I should do

#

@tame sparrow Help I'm still a drunk idiot

tame sparrow
#

I already told you what to do if malwarebytes doesn't take care of it. Take ownership of the files, delete them, etc. If that doesn't work, time to reinstall windows

vale flicker
#

okie

#

Can I take owner shit of all of them or do I gotta do it one by one

tame sparrow
#

Look up a guide, you should be able to take ownership of the entire folder they're in

vale flicker
#

Different folders, I couldn't find them all manually when I looked so I used the search functiom

#

Can I put them in one folder

golden ivy
#

how about don't try tech issues while drunk

#

how about don't drunk

vale flicker
#

That is the ideal scenario but I don't want to deal with the ash in my lungs

tame sparrow
#

If you can't delete them you likely won't be able to move their locations, either

vale flicker
#

oh

tame sparrow
#

You need to learn about your specific infection and do some more research on it

vale flicker
#

I'll just do this manually then, what can go wrong

#

only like 30 files

tame sparrow
#

There's also probably some registry entries that were created around the same time as the infection.

#

Good luck

vale flicker
#

thank

tame sparrow
#

Remember that if you need to reinstall windows, you should make the bootable flash drive on another, non-infected machine.

vale flicker
#

I think this is it

#

Says mostly what I dealt with

#

I got rid of the redirect

#

And popups

#

But the malware is still there, and it says that's the biggest danger

#

very unpog

#

Wait

#

no this is it

#

ok so that one is malware that attacks the actual opera browser

#

This is the fake one that deceptive sites can trick you into downloading, or be bundled with other downloads

#

Spot on

#

Unlike the last site

#

Wait

#

Why is it mac

#

I

#

I'm not on mac

#

it's the same virus tho

#

Same names

#

Huh

#

So people on Windows have had the same issue

#

But vipre, a legitimate program, kept installing the virus

#

And I don't know what vipre is and I've never used it

tame sparrow
#

Vipre is a business grade antivirus with endpoint protection.

#

Used to be owned by the scientologists

vale flicker
#

Alright the offical name of the virus is Opera Stable Virus

#

Cross platform, bundled and hidden in various downloads

#

Several different instances of the virus are documented and it's impossible to tell which one you have without extensive research

#

Purposes can vary, anywhere from keylogging, cryptomining, basic adware, spyware, blackmail, etc

#

Depends on the creator of that specific one

#

The most common instances are for mac users, vipre users, and torrentors

#

The program of vipre itself had some issues a few years back and the Opera Stable Virus got packaged with it, something to do with registrys

#

It keeps installing weekly with that instance

#

Man this is fucked, I just hope I got the adware/spyware one

old tusk
#

Whatever the hell is happening here it seems real bad

vale flicker
#

No kidding

#

This is a fucking rabbit hole

#

More people should know about this

old tusk
#

I have no idea what's up it must be real bad when u are talking about it for hours

vale flicker
#

most cases are medium, some unwanted programs and ads

#

Best program to remove the Opera Stable Virus seems to be the SpyHunter AV

#

Which costs money

#

Free trial to search, but removing is paid feature

#

fucl

tame sparrow
#

Reinstall windows is free

vale flicker
#

True

#

But that's a last resort

tame sparrow
#

And guarantees a clean system

vale flicker
#

I think I can manually remove this

tame sparrow
#

Not really a last resort nowadays, should be considered before wasting your time or money in many cases

vale flicker
#

Alcohol is wearing off, I'm thinking straight now

#

For the most part this shouldn't be too difficult

fading nymph
vale flicker
#

The core files are the dangerous part

#

I need to delete the current instances of opera and wait for the core files (named something inconspicous) to try to reinstall it

#

Assuming I haven't already uninstalled it

#

Which would be best case scenario

fading nymph
#

Unpartition the C drive and wash it's mouth out with soap. Then delete system32 and dance on the grave of the leprechauns.

vale flicker
#

Man I'm ballin right now, I would be stressed out of my mind if I didn't put on lofi in the background

fading nymph
#

Don't forget to wash your hands.

golden ivy
#

i would be lofi'd out of my mind if i hadn't put stress on in the background

fading nymph
#

Skrillex for stress.

#

Wub wub wub. Deeee dub wub wub wub

bronze trellis
#

How do i log in on my Google save

vale flicker
#

Now to run a search for opera once more

golden ivy
#

#_ @bronze trellis

vale flicker
#

This is the long part, waiting for my computer to scan all 150k files for anything named opera

fading nymph
#

Wring the neck of the popcorn as their children fart upon the soul of the sun.

vale flicker
#

And then sorting out the operation files

#

What

#

I can't change perms

fading nymph
#

you need a new hairstylist.

vale flicker
#

What

tame sparrow
#

File protection or some kind of registry thing. Do some more research on it, I'm not doing it for you

#

I charge money for this kind of thing.

vale flicker
#

fair

tame sparrow
#

Recommend you google things like "Unable to change file permissions windows 10" or "Unable to take ownership of file windows 10", etc

vale flicker
#

Got it

tame sparrow
#

And possibly look up how to find registry changes by date/time and file association

vale flicker
#

That's 1/4

bronze trellis
#

Nobody knows my question?

golden ivy
#

what google save?

tame sparrow
#

Questions belong in #_

vale flicker
#

FUCK YEAH DELETED IT FROM THE REGISTRY

#

I WIN

#

thanks for the help vad

#

do appreciate

fading nymph
#

I deleted you from the world. And he wept upon the face of his mothers fathers brothers sister. And then it melted upon the floor.

tame sparrow
#

Learning HOW to google what you want to know is like, 99% of being an IT professional.
The other 1% is sitting for meaningless certification tests

vale flicker
#

This is easy now that I know how to do it

fading nymph
#

It's raining tacos, from outta the sky. Tacos, no one knows why.

vale flicker
#

Uh oh

tame sparrow
#

To the tune of "Mr. Sandman"

vale flicker
#

this one is different

#

It's not dying like the last two

#

won't give me control

#

that's not cash money

fading nymph
#

Cash is cash money

#

Nothing else is.

vale flicker
#

ok I'm owner now

#

But I still can't edit

#

I know

humble oracle
#

Vadka

#

can u pls help in #_

#

this is something u would know

vale flicker
#

I'll just delete all users permissions so only the owner has control

#

Let's hope I don't fuck this

#

bye bye

#

Eat shit virus

#

I feel like a kid in a candy store

#

This is so fun

#

I feel all powerful

fading nymph
#

Just wait till you run into a rootkit and you have to boot the system using a different system because the virus locked you outta your files.

vale flicker
#

Suprisngly, I have done that before

#

Was a long time ago

#

Back when I had more than my laptop

#

Not the exact same thing

#

But I couldn't get into my files and had to use my other computer

#

oh shit

fading nymph
#

I always keep a flash drive near me that has a Linux rescue operating system in it so I can boot into it and stuff and use google to know what to look for

vale flicker
#

thats... not good

#

OK SO

#

I deleted a file

#

And it spawned more files

#

That is not cash money

#

Good news!

#

Most of these new files are already dead

#

I'm unsure why, but without the core file I just deleted they don't seem to be able to work or access any perms

#

Which means I can mass delete them

#

Which is cash money

#

all cleaned, no more garbage

#

Eat shit opera virus

#

Eat shit

#

One more search for active programs and one search for similar files

#

And I

#

I'll be done

fading nymph
#

🥑

vale flicker
#

Thanks vad

humble oracle
#

Guys srsly

vale flicker
#

I could litteraly not have done this if you didn't babysit me while I was drunk

humble oracle
#

isnt there a mod in this chat that can help

tame sparrow
#

what

humble oracle
vale flicker
#

He can get a refund but his cloudsave is almost certainly gone

#

I'll tell you that right now

humble oracle
#

#_ that then

distant siren
#

time to tell myself that i am useless again

#

dear mark

#

you are fucking useless and should die

tame sparrow
#

Link me to the actual comment I need to help with

distant siren
#

i am sad

humble oracle
#

what id u do mark?

distant siren
#

im having a depression attack

vale flicker
#

Panic attack, wave of depression

#

Both>

#

?

#

Or just one

distant siren
#

i dont know

#

im just sad

vale flicker
#

Just sad

distant siren
#

i still have homework to do but im not doing it

vale flicker
#

Been there

distant siren
#

i hate my parents for this

#

why did they buy me a laptop

vale flicker
#

Sometimes I wanna curl up in a ball and disappear when I get flashbacks

distant siren
#

i dont have flashbacks

#

im just scared about the present

#

and future

#

and im sorry for killing the chat

#

i have too many bad thoughts

vale flicker
#

It's fine mark I just finished killing virus

#

Chat was dead

distant siren
#

i dont think its fine

#

im gonna get bombarded with bad grades

#

when we run out of corona holiday

vale flicker
#

I'm failing this year

#

Listen to some lofi

#

Best I can do for you apart from being here

#

If you need to vent, I'm going nowhere

#

👀

#

Mark you still there

#

Are you alright or did something happen

#

@distant siren

#

I'm stressed now

#

suspense

fleet ivy
#

Guys sadposting is for #550107059920699392 not general chat. A lot of people here have depression but this isn't the chat for it

vale flicker
#

Yeah we can move to off topic if mark comes back

fleet ivy
#

Thanks :p

vale flicker
#

While you

#

you're here

#

can I have asylum slayer back 👀

#

andrew took boss slayer and asylum slayer when he took my roles

#

I got boss slayer back naturally

fleet ivy
#

Why were your roles taken?

vale flicker
#

Because andrew

#

I asked him to give bandit bob and he took everything

#

I got alien to give bob role

#

😮

#

Alien best admin

fleet ivy
#

There lol

vale flicker
#

Pog

humble oracle
#

why would u make homework?

#

Sorry pogger

#

poggers

golden ivy
#

what came unexpected is that at some point i got stuck upgrading my spelunkers due to lack of cash generated from monsters. a weird twist 😛

vale flicker
#

Imagine not having too much cash

golden ivy
#

that's resembling real life too much. game is very evil

fleet ivy
#

Lol

#

Hey at least money is for something now

#

For a long time after barely any at all it was useless lol

distant siren
#

@humble oracle because theres corona?

#

and we didnt have school?

humble oracle
#

Yeah man totally

#

cant stop us all

distant siren
#

idk about you

#

but

#

butt

humble oracle
#

My boy im a dropout till next yeat

#

year

#

i dont do that thing called school

#

atleast until the new year that is

vale flicker
#

Huh that's

#

really smart

#

I can't believe I'm about to research how dropping out of school effects your record because and internet man mentioned it

#

Oh

#

That's interesting

#

So for canadians it's illegal to drop out of highschool for a year

#

But

#

Assuming you can get a guardian on board

#

You can become home schooled for a year

#

and go back to high school the next year

humble oracle
#

I graduated school

#

I stopped learning to become a teacher tho

vale flicker
#

America is different from canada, so one can't drop out of school without being heavily fined

humble oracle
#

cause its not my thing

#

this is why europeans are better

vale flicker
#

I'm just reading this

#

and it's hella interesting

#

I did not see myself reading the fucking law about schools at 5 AM after putting out a forest fire yesterday

humble oracle
#

why does bagged milk exist in Canada?

golden ivy
#

oh cmon, lets degrade to 'is canada in africa' sort of jokes

humble oracle
#

and like what is the difference between it?

#

Noooo

#

im genuinly curious

golden ivy
#

think it exists as long as people keep buying it right?

humble oracle
#

Yeah but what is the difference between "normal" milk

#

and bagged milk

golden ivy
#

ehm you know. you re so troll ive just spent 2 minutes reading about the bagged milk in canada via google

#

cant believe ive fell for it

humble oracle
#

no i was seriously not kidding

#

is there a difference or not

#

it was a real genuine question

golden ivy
#

damn man google it. no difference. same milk. just in plastic bags.

humble oracle
#

Thanks

kind anchor
#

Bagged milk tastes better imo

golden ivy
#

ahahahaah

humble oracle
#

Wait u are canadian Chaotic?

kind anchor
#

Then again I haven't had bagged milk in like 8 years so I probably remember incorrectly

golden ivy
#

because you cant rly store if after opening i bet 😛

kind anchor
#

Nah

humble oracle
#

oo

#

Thanks Chaotic for sharing your experience with bagged milk

#

i really wanted to know

#

cause a friend of mine told me he had some

vale flicker
#

Bagged milk and cartoned milk are the same

#

It's about expenses and containment

#

Used to be cheaper to bag milk

#

It also took up less space

humble oracle
#

o dang this is the real mvp here ^

#

Thanks man

vale flicker
#

Yeah bagged milk is incredibly uncommon in canada now

golden ivy
#

Old hp 2000

#

socketed cpu and everything

#

Anyways will be turning it into a media PC, I got Ubuntu working

golden ivy
#

i thought necromancy was prohibited, but then they ve called it retro-style and said its fine

fleet crest
#

Looks like a phone motherboards

humble oracle
#

and then u say im trolling with asking what bagged milk tastes like

golden ivy
#

i wont even ask why not to attach it to aluminium plate to reduce heat, and the amount of dust this base will inevitably build up, unless its a prototype

fleet crest
#

Milk taste like the firdge

tame sparrow
#

Bagged milk tastes identical to jug milk and carton milk

fleet crest
#

Taste like mom's

golden ivy
#

you just almost made me vomit you lil troll

humble oracle
#

xD

#

i really was genuine about the question tho

tame sparrow
#

You have received a genuine answer

humble oracle
#

yeah i did

tame sparrow
#

That'll be $5

golden ivy
#

we had to come with something like canadian cows are genetically modified and cyborgized so they shit packed milk, thats why its so cheap in canada and is so commonly distributed

tame sparrow
#

Had to? you mean got to

golden ivy
#

had to. we re late with that

tame sparrow
#

Making up random bullshit is a privilege

humble oracle
#

i woudlnt have believed the shitting bags part

tame sparrow
#

Chocolate milk comes from cows that have been bred to gorillas

humble oracle
#

i heard that yeah

golden ivy
#

that before we would link you the proofs, wiki page and google screenshots 😛

humble oracle
#

lol

tame sparrow
#

Proof is not necessary. All you need to know is that chocolate milk exists, and its cow-rilla juice

golden ivy
#

though its received by breeding em in an industrial blender

humble oracle
#

dang it is

#

i didnt know

tame sparrow
#

That's science

vale flicker
#

I made this, play it with me

tame sparrow
#

I'm only missing 3 lmao

#

well, 4

vale flicker
#

I don't imagine you live through meteor

tame sparrow
#

Russia got hit with a meteor just a few years ago

vale flicker
#

Meteor, asteroid, and meteorite are all different

hollow forge
#

meteor wold kill everyone

golden ivy
#

well then you should add star going supernova in your natural disasters too

tame sparrow
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Well the difference between a meteor and meteorite is whether the rock enters the atmosphere and lands on the ground

golden ivy
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since ofc we didnt have nuff in 2020 already

vale flicker
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Lol

hollow forge
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those are aliens trying to reach earth, they are testing the atmosphere resistance

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before abducting cows

golden ivy
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ofc we re lucky nuff to have drunken op alien teens on lsd discovering our system.

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have mercy on cows. we milked em a few lines earlier

vale flicker
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No one wants to play with me?

coarse wren
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Anything new since the implementation of the skill point system?

vale flicker
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skill point?

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What?

coarse wren
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Uh little checklist where you get points for smaller bonuses

tame sparrow
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Mastery

vale flicker
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Mastery?

coarse wren
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Yes

vale flicker
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Yeah we've got about 5 updates now

tame sparrow
coarse wren
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I haven't played in a while

vale flicker
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Complete overhauls

tame sparrow
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In fact just read every channel under Game Updates

coarse wren
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Holy shit

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So much

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Anyways lemme load my cloud save

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How do I load my cloud save?

humble oracle
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Android?

coarse wren
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Yeah

humble oracle
tame sparrow
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If you installed the game and your save didn't load, try closing the app entirely, clearing cache and data for it, then restarting it