But bother me because perfectionist
#off-topic-chat
indigo iron
Phew, if anyone was curious...2563 keys takes around 20 minutes to grind at 15 each use
indigo iron
I feel that
Idk how many keys I spend trying to get...
This SOB the first time
At least after the cards, the keys are nice for gem farming
Insane, I just carried the card fountain from grasslands through dungeon thanks to the Oblivion trick
golden ivy
Try getting it from oblivion all the way back to grasslands (and by that i mean mael to purg then grass to dungeon)
golden ivy
It’s rare to do since shower is a little unpredictable
humble oracle
@indigo iron gem farming is real nice
But like nightmmare card isnt that hard to get right
only 1/75
indigo iron
Idk what it was, but the first time took me many weeks
vale flicker
Not cool
indigo iron
Which was before the boost to key gain as well
vale flicker
rip
Occ Z only took about a week and a half cause I had all the card boosts and mastery perk
humble oracle
huh but like
vale flicker
I was making big key
vale flicker
Yeah I made alot of pachink balls and gems
humble oracle
well that nice tho
vale flicker
I was documenting the amount of keys it took to get Occ Z in general by complaining
"Thousand in, where the fuck is Occ"
humble oracle
Dang
humble oracle
Noice
humble oracle
ooo do they?
vale flicker
Yeah
It's a new pot
My phone is in use for something else but I'm sure someone can show you
neon shale
@vale flicker It apparently doesnt matter
vale flicker
I'll check bug list
neon shale
i got 0 keys
i have 7.7k dmg on pot
@vale flicker since its every 10. you can go fighting look at dmg.
do 1 nightmare asylum,
check fighting dmg again
vale flicker
Eh
neon shale
nvm
neon shale
its the same with the 2 raid potions
neon shale
yea. nice. i still have to get my 1st set.
humble oracle
U can still get some gems tho Boirb
vale flicker
that's done I'll foil my asylum cards
void spade
one day I'll stop being too lazy to foil my boss cards
vale flicker
I can prob foil all my asylum cards assuming I can get past raud
raid
but that alone is a task
Raid SHADOW LEGENDS
humble oracle
PLaying shadow legens while parachuting is epic
vale flicker
I wonder if Lava likes the community he's created
humble oracle
I think he is kinda proud
void spade
yea I'd say 1
split raven
It has 1
humble oracle
i think it has none
void spade
How can you say there's none? There's an entrance and an exit to the hole
golden ivy
Which is 1 hole
void spade
You could technically argue that there is an entrance hole and an exit hole, so there's 2 holes. But I think that's stupid and thusly declare it the wrong argument. Anything suggesting otherwise is nitpicking and biased.
neon shale
I wont be 2. its 1.
void spade
Thank you for supporting the correct side of the argument
void spade
A straw is a tube with a single hole that has an entrance and an exit
humble oracle
Air with plastic
void spade
Can't tell if I'm falling for b8 or not
neon shale
the mouth and rectum is 1 hole as well
think about it. 🤔 🤭 😅
ok that was random.
ill see myself out.
xD
void spade
Making Human Centipede the equivalent of putting a bunch of straws together to make one long one
humble oracle
@neon shale no no u are right dude
vale flicker
If you put a lasagna on another lasagna is it one lasagna
golden ivy
Yes
humble oracle
thats why Mouth to rectum is outside the body
void spade
I say yes to the lasagna question
golden ivy
It’s already a layered food, you can add and remove layers freely so adding more layers is still 1
orchid walrus
ice cream 5 done 🙂
vale flicker
alright let me play devils advocate
golden ivy
Nice
vale flicker
If gordan ramsey makes a lasagna
And I make a lasagna
But we stack it
is it still the same lasagna
void spade
You've made it into one large lasagna yea
golden ivy
1X2/2=1
humble oracle
Ooof
vale flicker
by that logic if I stack a loaf of bread on another loaf of bread it becomes one big loaf
golden ivy
Loafs of Bread aren’t stacked
vale flicker
Neither are cooked lasagnas
golden ivy
If you cut 2 loafs in half and swap the halfs you still have 2 loafs
void spade
well we're not discussing every food, this question was just about lasagna. Lasagna is a dish that's stacked layers of pasta and filling, by combining two of them you have increased the layers and created one large lasagna
golden ivy
The food lasagne is stacked in layers, if you are adding another one it’s just adding more stacks
neon shale
yea, theres some exception. but cause lasagne is layered food, it would merge to 1 lasagne
im with static
vale flicker
Alright I'm satisfied, I'm on the side one one lasagna too
Just wanted to play devils advocate
turbid grotto
But how about stacking 2 times a pasta bolognese
indigo iron
Went through all of my pots again... I'd say it was worth
thick portal
why lava is using the detetive emoji
golden ivy
the what
fading pewter
🕵️♂️ ?
thick portal
yep this one
worldly lichen
🕵️
distant siren
:sans:
mint turtle
I just discovered this game like a month ago, but I'm already so hooked. I'm glad the community is alive and kicking
humble oracle
Im glad i can be alive and kicking for u @mint turtle
Also i hope u are enjoying the game
ashen swallow
Has lava made any other games?
humble oracle
Yeah
golden ivy
What was it, idle medal?
humble oracle
No
Some chicken game
U will probably remmeber the balloon guy from somehwere in idle skilling
A reference to his other gsme
golden ivy
It’s in a vat
And i thought “old friend” from mountains was a reference to the medal game?
I played the game that it’s a clear reference to
golden ivy
i hope lava adds pinball
(Can’t hit it so it always just falls through)
Are you sure about that?
fierce umbra
I love love love mini game
woven apex
Less bugs than hoops still doesn't say anything
woven apex
I'm betting it's just gambling
woven apex
Playing blackjacks with pachinko cards
humble oracle
Well if its actually a casino
I will have the perfect steategy to make lots of gems
golden ivy
I wouldn’t mind playing blackjack with my own gems
humble oracle
If lava doesnt fuck me
humble oracle
1 3 8 20 42 88
Keep that in mind guys while playing casino
And u will make some cash
woven apex
The magic numbers
humble oracle
Indeed
smoky juniper
4 8 15 16 23 42
golden ivy
?
humble oracle
I think i made a mistake here and there
woven apex
Wonder if Lava ever gambled irl
humble oracle
If he does he will orobably rig it so we wont win with this fomula
Formula
@golden ivy u first put 1 money in the machine
If u win u repeat
If u lose
golden ivy
Ah
humble oracle
U do 3
If u win u go back to 1
If u lose u go to 8
So u wont make any loss
If u win
woven apex
And then 3 months later: oh sorry guys. I accidentally divided the odds of wining by 10 million. Woops
woven apex
Bray was dealing the cards
golden ivy
and was quite mad in chat when he lost
woven apex
Mods can
foggy thorn
no
foggy thorn
no
golden ivy
looking sexy af
foggy thorn
i cant manage mee6
woven apex
Okay so you add some dice roll command so we can gamble while waiting for update
winged sigil
he just said he can't
golden ivy
i am addicted to gambling do not add it
winged sigil
lol
foggy thorn
just said i cant manage mee6
woven apex
Just hack the mainframe or something
foggy thorn
alright
woven apex
Ur smart
foggy thorn
what makes you say that
winged sigil
and we have !petdrop
golden ivy
petdrop is ass
woven apex
But it's completely cheezable
golden ivy
how
foggy thorn
just do the 3rd one
woven apex
!petdrol 3
golden ivy
yeah but thats not cheese its a different thing you are roling
woven apex
No shut up
foggy thorn
only the 3rd one gives the pet
woven apex
Its cheese
golden ivy
wrong
woven apex
Right
winged sigil
it's just a limitation of the bot
golden ivy
My new keyboard is so nice
woven apex
Does it have lights?
golden ivy
yup
The click and acuation is perfect, the lights are bright, the feel is high quality
i just lvoe it
golden ivy
huh
kind rover
Just got off a phone call with lava himself. Pretty cool tbh.
kind rover
We basically talked about how ||the floor's lava, damage report||
humble oracle
Doesnt work in here
fading nymph
hollow forge
raw folioBOT
A user has successfully killed a boss! Congrats to them! 
vital heart
eager osprey
what does the boot key do i just started clicking on the tiny lava on his planet and he eventually gave me a key wit a boot on it
golden ivy
!strafe
raw folioBOT
Strafe is a skill unlocked by clicking little Lava until he gives you a key.
For every second it is active, it reduces the cooldowns of all other skills by 1 second.
eager osprey
:0
olive narwhal
tfw you get the same sentinel pet drop
golden ivy
Yes there is a card
Also which key
Purg key, strafe key, white pink green blue
@eager osprey
Oh yeah
#_
Ask there
Gonna play IS on PC by installing Android86
why dnt u use bluestacks?
The computer can't run windows for shit
Obviously going to keep Windows on it for school, but gonna chuck Android in a partition
olive narwhal
i use nox for idle skilling
fresh lagoon
I just rebirthed and just not realized that you can touch the vat in the research point room :))))
golden ivy
Ye you need to go to every area to start the tics going again, and yes levelling up vats is important
mental wolf
Hello?
golden ivy
Yo
golden ivy
Khanate with the 💪
strong ore
there are 4 crusade cards that give more damage than the suggested end-game deck
strong ore
who is blast?
tame sparrow
A character from popular webcomic, manga, and anime series One Punch Man
foggy thorn
not really for children
golden ivy
Mirai nikki and boku no pico, definitely for kids
foggy thorn
oh yeah those definitely
golden ivy
Don’t forget to show them dead man wonderland
foggy thorn
also boku no pico got a remake
strong ore
when I go to japan, foreign weebs are the worst
golden ivy
Ubuntu decided it wanted to work
tame sparrow
Yeah its super annoying how some people go and visit a place based on the aspects of that places' culture they enjoy and identify with
strong ore
nah, its cringe bro
strong ore
people can like manga and stuff, but dont be a giant weeb
tame sparrow
What did you put ubuntu on this time meat
In other news, I've recently discovered that there are companies making laser pumped flashlights, which is insane. You can buy a flashlight for less than $300 that will throw a narrow beam several miles.
strong ore
be careful with that kind of thing. it can easily burn retinas
tame sparrow
Well no shit
tame sparrow
Not quite older than you are lol, but pretty old
shy bone
do you ever just feel your palms sweating, knees weak, arms heavy, vomit on my sweater already Mom's spaghetti?
tame sparrow
!oceanman
raw folioBOT
Take me by the hand, lead me to the land!
glad jay
If i have to make a bqck up of the app to send it is impossible as i cannot root or obtain access to a pc at the pressent moment
tame sparrow
Time to learn ADB then
quartz pier
hi
tame sparrow
Hello Dest
tame sparrow
maybe you should get a real vape
strong ore
are you in quarantine?
quartz pier
it was the quickest thing i could get in this quarantine
strong ore
how long is quarantine?
quartz pier
until the outbreak has died down enough
strong ore
where is that?
quartz pier
corona is world wide
most states in the US are on lockdown and borders are closed off
strong ore
I'm in Korea bro
we went from 8k to 3k and most of the new cases are people coming back from Europe and USA
but we've been using N95 masks for over 2 months
quartz pier
there are over 10k confirmed in south corea
tame sparrow
Well, most of the rest of the world is at peak or still ramping up
strong ore
Yesterday, 20k tests, 16 domestic cases, 23 from overseas
Everyone needs to wear masks, no joke
quartz pier
but not every country is handling it the same
golden ivy
Hi
quartz pier
and in the us, just about every state has some form of lockdown active and most people aren't working rn
quartz pier
and nothing would hit better in this moment, literally hit, than a fresh njoy pod
strong ore
its hard to read USA news. corrupt from top to bottom
golden ivy
Lmao what
tame sparrow
That's a bummer Dest, I think we have about 500ml of juice here lmao. Pod systems are just not with it
golden ivy
I mean the US has its fair share of fake news
But I wouldn't call it corrupt from top to bottom
tame sparrow
no khan is right, the us news is garbage, completely.
quartz pier
they're expensive as fuck
strong ore
dude, the republicans sold their shares then said everything is okay
then didnt do shit
quartz pier
but i needed something sneaky sneaky since i'm 19 and my mom doesn't know i've been smoking in some way since i was 13
strong ore
and trump pushing some miracle medicine that doesnt work.... that his lawyer received 1m dollars from?
maybe not top to bottom, but middle to right for sure
golden ivy
Yeah that's true I guess
golden ivy
I'm not convinced trump is smart enough to profit from covid -19
quartz pier
quick question
golden ivy
Quick answer
tame sparrow
quartz pier
even though it's 3:30am est, can we keep political talk like that to a minimum or in #550107059920699392
just in case someone gets upset or furthermore off topic
golden ivy
Oki doki
quartz pier
idc about talk about the outbreak, but when it gets political it should move
tame sparrow
Seconded
golden ivy
For some reason I only get notified on this server when someone pings the mods
Its real weird
tame sparrow
I'm gonna hit the head and check on my beans
snow hedge
dest how far are you in ng+3
golden ivy
What's ng+3?
snow hedge
ad mod
quartz pier
i'm grinding gluons rn for replicants
strong ore
Anyhow, I really recommend wearing masks outside
quartz pier
i can get to about 15 normal, but i don't have the gluons to get workers
strong ore
Every recent studies confirms how useful they are
snow hedge
nice
quartz pier
so i'm in between quark grinding and tt grinding
snow hedge
replicants is pretty fun
golden ivy
I have been outside twice in the last like month
snow hedge
replicants is getting quite fast too, after you make the initial stretch
quartz pier
yeah, once i get the gluons started then it should be a breeze to get to infinite quarks
snow hedge
I'm almost at the end of ng+3
quartz pier
only like two or three days
golden ivy
I never got into AD
tame sparrow
My beans won't be ready for at least 20 more minutes :(
golden ivy
Rip
quartz pier
tod just sounds super fun so i'm really looking forward to that
snow hedge
I've played ad since november straight
quartz pier
bray ad is super neat
strong ore
what is AD?
snow hedge
oh boy
quartz pier
i've been playing since christmas
snow hedge
be careful what you wish for i guess
golden ivy
I got it and played it for a bit then it distracted by life and forgot about it
long glen
Khanate, antimatter dimensions.
snow hedge
waiting for 2 days to get the next bonus? that's tod
quartz pier
idk what tod does, but the name sounds cool
tame sparrow
I haven't tried AD, been on that NGU train
snow hedge
tod is probably the worst part
strong ore
android game?
snow hedge
the start requires constant attention, i.e manual input every few seconds
the end is waiting forever
quartz pier
i play very actively so that won't be much of a problem
golden ivy
AD kinda scared me too
snow hedge
yes
strong ore
played that before, not sure when
golden ivy
AD presented such large numbers it gave me such a sense of meaninglessness and existentialism that I got really anxious and stopped playing
snow hedge
normal ad is like 1-2months of content, ng+3 is another 6months probably on top of that
quartz pier
i'm 93 days into this save and i'm at replicants
i think base AD took me 40-50 or so days
snow hedge
yeah, the numbers get quite big
quartz pier
i know i was at 74 days when i first went quantum
see, i like the big numbers
getting small numbers and making these small numbers really big makes me go : D
golden ivy
Big numbers are scary and I tend to avoid them
quartz pier
you're in an idle game discord server
big numbers don't scare you
shut up you're faking it
tame sparrow
The store finally had tortillas when I went
snow hedge
because of constant fear of overflow
tame sparrow
No, the beans I'm making now is actually a soup. I just really like fluffy tortillas and they're a pain in the ass to make compared to just buying them
snow hedge
do your stores have toilet paper ?
tame sparrow
No its the cacodemon toy from DOOM Eternal
Some of the stores have TP sometimes
But most of the time the shelves have been bare
golden ivy
The red squishy guys are my favourite
tame sparrow
What do the "Until" buttons in AD do?
tame sparrow
Ooooh
golden ivy
I guess I need to play this game now
quartz pier
ya you do
just don't be a wimp
the only things that matter are the exponents
you'll begin to ignore everything from before the e and the e itself
golden ivy
ee15?
golden ivy
Yes ok
quartz pier
1ee6 is 1e1,000,000
golden ivy
I knew the 1e6 thing but two e's is making me hurt
tame sparrow
Fuck you bray
quartz pier
depression has been kicking my ass and i've been spending my time away from my phone and usually at the gym
most normal days, pre quarantine, were spent out of the house from 9am-3am
tame sparrow
Delete lawyer, hit facebook, hire the gym
quartz pier
i dropped 20 pounds in two weeks, which is very unhealthy, from depression and the gym
tame sparrow
yeah that's a bit much
golden ivy
Losing weight quickly because of bad things isn't fun
quartz pier
it isn't but hey it's losing weight
i haven't gained it back on
so i guess it just wanted to go
golden ivy
I spent a lot of time in my room for a bit because of depression and was losing weight without noticing
tame sparrow
You know, another great way to lose weight: smoke a lot of crack
Listen, don't ruin my joke with your real life unfortunate circumstance
Also
That blows
tame sparrow
OH MY GOD
quartz pier
you're an asshole vad
golden ivy
Oh fuck
tame sparrow
Well I blame bray
golden ivy
Same
tame sparrow
for making me this way
quartz pier
yeah fuck you too bray
golden ivy
Preach
quartz pier
also it makes me v happy to see that kuaka still has "dest's main buddy" in his name
golden ivy
First person to be happy to see kuaka
tame sparrow
I was talking to him earlier, you just gotta message him before 3am his time lol
quartz pier
3am his time is 3am my time
and 3am my time is when i wake up
when i'm truly... woke bro
vad mod my pods and put some liquid in them
golden ivy
I'm usually up at 3am PST now because I have a computer and an endless amount of content to consume
quartz pier
vad if you don't press send in 3 seconds i'm banning you
humble oracle
@old tusk on fucking anathema i already own it🤮
quartz pier
okay banned
tame sparrow
VAD'S BEAN SOUP RECIPE
2 pounds great northern beans, pick out stones, wash, dump in pressure cooker.
spoonful pickled jalapeno
spoonful minced garlic
3 pickled pepperoncini
Spoonful pickled green olives and pimentos
3 tablespoons cumin, 1 tablespoon MSG, 1 tablespoon bacon grease, 3 tablespoons Tony Chachere Creole Seasoning
1 teaspoon onion powder
Fill 6 quart pressure cooker to fill line with water. Cook at high pressure 90 minutes.
Cook 1 pound ground beef, break in to small chunks, drain. Add to beans when they're done.
ENJOY SOUP.
golden ivy
Dest guess how much I make per second now
quartz pier
1e4?
humble oracle
@old tusk thing is i dont want it cause i already had it
golden ivy
1e4 is 10k right?
tame sparrow
Dest ship me your pods and money for the juice you want lol
golden ivy
36e9 ez
tame sparrow
Its a good recipe
quartz pier
spice your meat and use stock to deglaze the fond from the pan after browning your meat
golden ivy
I'm bad at cooking and baking :(
tame sparrow
The soup is overspiced to account for the meat blandyness
And if you're generating fond when browning ground beef you are doing ground beef wrong lol
tame sparrow
MAYBE I WILL FUCK YOU DEST
golden ivy
LOL
golden ivy
I will gladly grind my own beef for some head
tame sparrow
but yeah if you're getting fond when browning ground beef that means you're getting hard little beef pellets which aren't really good in anything really
I been cooking for 10 more years than you've been alive, I know what I'm about
quartz pier
then uhhh
golden ivy
I have taken a course in foods so I am a certified chef
golden ivy
Same
quartz pier
she had two very lazy eyes and once she was talking to me and my buddy and i straight up asked which one of us she was talking to
golden ivy
Lol
My foods teacher kicked me out of the class so many times until she lost it and I was gone from the course for like 2 months
tame sparrow
Tower of God ep1 was pree good
quartz pier
tower of god?
tame sparrow
golden ivy
Kuaka seemed excited about it and kuaka has good taste in things so it's got to be good
tame sparrow
Just did my first reset in AD
tame sparrow
I was busy writing out a completely unappreciated bean recipe or I would have done it sooner
golden ivy
Getting 20 5th D doesnt sound pleasent
tame sparrow
Holy shit, just hit 5th 2.0 and it went from 10b to 100Qa
quartz pier
5th 2.0?
tame sparrow
x2.0
quartz pier
gotch
golden ivy
I now have to get Sx
distant siren
hello
golden ivy
Which I assume is sextillion
distant siren
i feel like dying today
golden ivy
Drink water
distant siren
happy thoughts
distant siren
i still have 2 more weeks before hell rains upon me
aka unfinished corona assignments
yay
i would do them, but theyre literally too difficult
i tried looking up some answers but that didn't work either
golden ivy
EY BRAY
tame sparrow
On to 6th dimension
orchid walrus
rage moment rage moment, im at keymaster o for icecream 6 and i literally killed it 3 times withint 4 hours and got no keys
ahhhhhhh
orchid walrus
4 times D:
tame sparrow
completely close the game out on your phone and restart it
golden ivy
@quartz pier the art gets waaaay better
recent ish chapter https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/towerofgod/images/6/65/443-8.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20190903114011
quartz pier
now that's epic
orchid walrus
@tame sparrow why
tame sparrow
Wtf do you mean why, to try and correct your problem of course
Turn the bitch off and on again.
orchid walrus
Ok, is it just a bug that the keys aren’t showing up or something?
tame sparrow
No idea
golden ivy
My two cats meeting each other
The older one (the moggy), she's established dominance over the kitten (the ginger)
tame sparrow
cute
distant siren
good
tame sparrow
Have you been neglecting pets or potions?
coarse raptor
Pots all at lvl 200+
tame sparrow
Ice creams 1-5 or 6 are relatively quick if you keep up with pets and potions
tame sparrow
Got any boss pets?
tame sparrow
what one is it
coarse raptor
King
tame sparrow
Ah bummer
coarse raptor
Oh i got puppet too
tame sparrow
Try getting pets that increase capsule XP gain, then fill your capsules with those, then once the number is high, swap to a pet that gives damage bonuses
Headless entertainer pet? I think that has capsule xp gain
You should have 4 or 5 capsules right now, breed up however many entertainer pets you need to fill the capsules, levels don't matter
humble oracle
@tame sparrow will it do the exp glitch or smth?
coarse raptor
tame sparrow
There you go rock
humble oracle
Why are your entertainer looking so retarded tho @coarse raptor ?😂😂
coarse raptor
Lol
tame sparrow
Now leave them in there for a couple weeks
While you farm for other capsule xp pets
coarse raptor
Im currently leveling up trinkets as much as possible to stack damage
tame sparrow
Trinkets are good
coarse raptor
4000 QQ / hit its slowly dying XD
tame sparrow
Purchase more damage on the black market
coarse raptor
turns out a 4 hour candy on mountians was all it took
woven apex
Relatively active, depends
distant siren
it really depends
how many people are online and how many are actually in the mood
i'm pretty active nowadays
people already know that
woven apex
If there's a new update chat is way more active
If Americans are asleep chat is less active
humble oracle
WE know Mark xD
Well
chat is definitely active in #_ when the europeans are awake xD
distant siren
i'm european
humble oracle
aaah man
distant siren
i had every pet
EXCEPT HOOPS PET
so i couldn't complete the best pet team
so i quit until the update
distant siren
knowing lava the update will probably come out this month
i recently got teehee rank
distant siren
i see
humble oracle
u didnt even realize that u had it
until the next morning
im just trying to get the hoops petaswell now
knowing full well that i wont get it
humble oracle
Bleh
online classes
No hoops pet for today
i chokes
Choked
THERE WILL BE ONE DAY
that i will get it
But not today
distant siren
the thing that also made me quit
is the amount of unbalanced content
and the fact that there's so much to grind for that it doesn't even feel like an idle game at times
humble oracle
Its better than most idle game thoo..
humble oracle
Most idle games are like
o make money
buy 10 autominers
wait
buy more
i dont really like that
humble oracle
Name one good idle game then xD
old tusk
which one was that?
humble oracle
+x% cash when u collect 10 raid tickets
old tusk
okay
distant siren
very nice
humble oracle
@golden ivy u mean skills?
#_ tho
well
Resourses are nice
Midas is pretty nice early on
for now
yeah
#_ tho next time @golden ivy
distant siren
i need an idle game to play
yes but it has many bugs and unbalanced features
therefore i quit it
anything else?
old tusk
forager?
old tusk
ye
golden ivy
humble oracle
HHHAAH
humble oracle
O wait
i saw that one
and i instantly thought of some other idle game
uhhhm whats it called again
Candybox
humble oracle
Noo
Bro
Read back pls
Candybox
can be played on chrome
Like
its a sripted game on a website
without flash or something
aswell as this game
that is also scripted on a website
distant siren
idk
most idle games are on web anyway
so it shouldnt remind you of candybox
and most are also text based
humble oracle
Yeah but candybox 2 was the first text based game i played online
so thats why i instantly thought of that gam
its just me
its not like the games are the same
distant siren
@boreal bear but... but why
boreal bear
Cos I was initially waiting on the mastery update on pc which ended up a couple months behind droid, then waiting on the patch so I could see ascend/rebirth perks, and it’s now four months later
smoky juniper
My time resets each time I log in, so no clue
boreal bear
Since then tho, I’ve finished the rb tree, pulled all asylum cards and am part way into 4**** dmg
But yeah, no transfers for iOS. Only droid which from the rumours I hear may also now be borked
Could be wrong on that tho
boreal bear
I feel like I saw someone having issues with transferring from pc to droid. May have just been a user = id10T issue tho
smoky juniper
I think you can transfer to an actual android device, but it doesn't work for emulators
Due to some mode that emulators don't have. Idk, I don't have an android phone to test, but I have tried several emulators, as have others
boreal bear
So yeah, 213 days since last reset, and I’m finally considering an ascend 😜
distant siren
rip
smoky juniper
"on 16 hour coding spree, 5 am, feeling good, youll all be seeing these (or not depending on your choices...?) in a few months" - I don't think the update is happening any time soon
boreal bear
Soon is still a relative term 😜
Been playing long enough to know coding timeline is months, months, months, o hey, it’s here tomorrow, so I’ll take it when I see it. Plenty of other things to chase about til it pops by
long glen
@distant siren Already reached the end of it. 
long glen
What a scrub. I started playing like half an hour after you linked and you're not even done yet?
long glen
At this point it doesn't even matter what I do, the number after hash symbol just increases at a constant rate depending on matter purchased, which is only limited by how long I hold the enter button.
That's discovery points btw.
I still don't have #1 antimatter.
long glen
Yepp.
humble oracle
Nice dude
Huh how do u have purple backgrohnd?
Backgroumd changed right guys?
Noice
U playimf pc @golden ivy ?
Ah ok
Yeah u could ascens
But u nwed to up ap a bit more until u stop getting al
Ap
U dont need to clear glitches to go to desert boo
Boi
ornate sage
I absolutely popped off and then....
kind anchor
thats accurate for hoops
drowsy edge
distant siren
mlady
smoky juniper
wuts ap?
@golden ivy It's hard to play on pc with the ascension screen so fucked, but AP is a resource you earn from ascending. If you click the button once you'll see how much you get. If you then refresh the page, you don't need to follow through with the ascension
It is considered normal to ascend first time with at least 50 I believe?
old tusk
@distant siren when do u unlock something better then antimatter
old tusk
gonna be a bit then
just got the antimatter automation
only like E50 disvorery points
Also how does it save?
Like when u come back to the site it has all your numbers?
how does it work? i don't wanna lose my progress
@distant siren
long glen
Mark, does that one have more than two hours of content?
long glen
Mostly by pressing the buy max once and then holding enter. Once I reached e200 discoveries I started using an auto-clicker.
long glen
Grats, you have entered the land of stupid. You can keep buying them, but the price display won't change and eventually you need to buy discoveries multiple times to get them for some reason.
Well, NaN stands for Not a Number. You might've broken the game. 😂
old tusk
also antimatter went away
and i don't get discovery points anymore
or maybe it doesn't show?
it says 0
i think i might have btoken it
xD
is that normal?
so there isn't anything after antimatter
i consider this a win
golden ivy
What is this?
golden ivy
Oh cool i can play it on phone
distant siren
now try this
it's been sucking me in for the past 2 hours
it's a bit active though
golden ivy
I’ll do both
distant siren
especially later
old tusk
mark have i broken it?
distant siren
probably
old tusk
or completed it?
old tusk
good
distant siren
mood
outer wolf
Just unlocked ice cream in botanny so I could level the hourglass potion. My cash gain went up by x10k and I’m not done yet.
Love when I get a major boost in something like this
golden ivy
Ye it’s good, theres a few potions like that
Also qualle I can’t buy #3 dimensions even though i have more than enough?
distant siren
screenshot?
golden ivy
distant siren
either works
outer wolf
Just finished up brewing godly potions. Went from purple 1000k damage to purple 1300b damage.
I’m going to use my free T-perk reset and reinvest in mining/fishing I think
distant siren
gg
distant siren
really wish i knew how to use autohotkey
golden ivy
It's been a long enough time between discord uses that the ui has been noticeably changed
outer wolf
The only tedious thing about getting a major jump in damage is getting all crusade bosses up to speed.
golden ivy
Ye i know what you mean dark
No mark
Having to do 100 crusade battles to get you max kill
golden ivy
Grinding them to the highest you can
distant siren
not what i asked
golden ivy
Oh
distant siren
i asked what boosts the damage
distant siren
hm
indigo iron
I think my ios play through is coming along fairly well
outer wolf
The first time I battled demon Z I got both his card and the pet. Never got a pet again from a raid/asylum boss. I did however get king X, sentinel Y, emigdala and emigdale Y fairly quickly.
I think I got the demon pet 3 times from his Z battle.
In total
golden ivy
Nice
golden ivy
im borred
watch youtube. works for me
Play 5 things at once and watch videos
(Me when i had my pc working)
outer wolf
I’m playing chrono trigger on my ds, playing phineas and ferb on my ps3 (for review purposes, going through some licensed shit), watching multiple youtubers and playing idle-skilling and I’m still bored XD
outer wolf
True. I have many introvert friends that now notice what having no contact with friends and family actually means. They’re bored and unhappy :/
golden ivy
I keep myself entertained
humble oracle
@outer wolf even introverts are excited when around people they know, eve they need social contact
golden ivy
As long as someone is in the house even without interaction I’m good
outer wolf
TBH the only thing this pandemic changed to my lifestyle is doing groceries less often, stopping my daily walk and not being able to go to CEX once per 2 weeks to pad out my game collection/ps3 collection.
Only 3 things*
wispy dagger
I spend my time indoors even without corona visiting
outer wolf
In the long run more though. Was going to gamescom including the geoff keighley converence, was going to phantasialand around that time, my visits to flea markets are no more etc
No flea markets are my biggest gripe. That’s how I got all my rare stuff in my game collection.
void spade
yea my life has barely been affected. None of the stores/businesses in general that I go to have been closed, the main difference is that some things close earlier and everyone is wearing masks/gloves now
in Florda tho which is why most things aren't being closed. Our governor is a dumb idiot
outer wolf
The netherlands just changed some rules. Stores are allowed to open again starting from monday however they have to force strict social distancing rules on customers otherwise they risk big fines.
tropic ruin
The only thing that changed is not going to school for me
outer wolf
Both costumers and stores risk fines*
void spade
oh yea forgot about that, most stores I go to have been implementing some kind of social distancing rules and/or plexiglass between cashiers and customers
outer wolf
I expected a vaccine to go viral in august when all this started, that turned into hoping for august last month but now its skepticism about it being available in august.
void spade
Yea, I've got a bit of interest in stocks so I've been watching the markets throughout all of this and it's been a trip
outer wolf
But still. When all is said and done and a vaccine is ready covid-19 will just add to the pile of yearly diseases we get we refer to as the “flu”
void spade
most were banking on the markets crashing and were buying puts like crazy but the market seems to be handling all of this pretty well
outer wolf
Although covid will probably actually be remembered worldwide unlike SARS.
Banks and most markets are too stable for crashes atm
If this happened in, let’s say, 2008 when the bank crisis was peaking and the house market in europe was dead everything would’ve been much worse
Although I’m speaking from a european perspective ofcourse.
Maybe the crisis in 2008 led to preventive matters for any sort of disaster in the future. Would be smart that when the bubble burst and you want to rebuild it to not use soap again so it won’t be a bubble again.
winged sigil
"accidentally"
humble oracle
@distant siren i know exactly how u feel