off-topic-chat

[vale flicker]

Favourite part of fighting

[old tusk]

hey @vale flicker you teehee!

[vale flicker]

Correct

[old tusk]

nice

[vale flicker]

I've been at level 26 for about 2/3 weeks

Haven't bothered talking much

[humble oracle]

Congratulations Boirb

@golden bluff i saw your profile pic in #bot-commands is that from hollow knight or naah??

[golden bluff]

Absolutely

[humble oracle]

Noice

[golden bluff]

Hollow Knight was probably my favourite game in the last 2 years

I hope Silksong comes out soon

[humble oracle]

indeed

A man of culture here guys

Be like Melone

[golden bluff]

Hehe

[long glen]

Greetings, fellow bug. Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Radiant Markoth?

[kind rover]

Hey can you guys bring the discussion of lame games to #550107059920699392, thanks

[long glen]

!ban @kind rover

[raw folio]

You can't ban a moderator.

[distant siren]

lol

boy i wonder who markoth is

i hate stale donuts

[old tusk]

LOTS

[humble oracle]

Dang @kind rover does deserve a ban for calling it a lame game

[distant siren]

LOTS

[humble oracle]

LOTS @old tusk

How many u have?

LOTS

[long glen]

Doesn't even have a YIKES of wood. smh

[distant siren]

yikes yik,es

Yickeys

hello mortals

[humble oracle]

Hello Mark

Lord of the underground

what is thy command today?

[distant siren]

entertain me

[humble oracle]

Ok ok

i have a good question for you

What sounds does a needle make? @vale flicker

i need to know this

[distant siren]

it makes a slurp sound

end of discussion

[humble oracle]

o shit

xD

that ended fast

[distant siren]

nah im jk

[humble oracle]

So how u doing mark?

[distant siren]

ok

[humble oracle]

noice

[distant siren]

#_

you know the rules

and so do i

[hollow forge]

a new commitment is what im

[distant siren]

thinking of

you wouldnt get this far

[hollow forge]

with any other guy

[distant siren]

i just wanna tell you how im feeling

[frigid crystal]

um

wat

[humble oracle]

Visusal bug

[ebon sapphire]

850 asylum keys on nightmare bell 11 gorshank and no card or pet

fucking oof

[smoky juniper]

well his card chance is 1/100

so 1500 keys expected

and the pet is 1/267

[humble oracle]

So even more keys expected

[fossil stratus]

guys u got tips on how to commit murder and get away with it?

[humble oracle]

Yeah

[fossil stratus]

My family is getting too annoying again

[humble oracle]

Commit the murder

do plastic surgery

give yourself a new name

move to another country

Needs some heavy cash tho

probably blue money

[fossil stratus]

ok thx

[humble oracle]

But

[fossil stratus]

and for poor ppl?

Any tip?

[humble oracle]

u could also

do the murder

and hide away 2 or 3 minutes from the cops

and then your stars will go away

[fossil stratus]

ok

nice

[humble oracle]

or does this only work in GTA?

[hoary igloo]

Nah works IRL 2

[fossil stratus]

but im already at 4stars

[humble oracle]

@hoary igloo u did test it didnt u?

[hoary igloo]

Yeah it worked for 1 star

[fossil stratus]

i dont

[hoary igloo]

Idk about 4 tho

[fossil stratus]

i only hate my family

[humble oracle]

Dang

u really wanna die dont you @old tusk

[old tusk]

ye

f*ck school

[humble oracle]

dang

[fossil stratus]

wait lemme try on u qualle

[humble oracle]

i saw that xD

what sound does a needle make?

xD

[fossil stratus]

why

[humble oracle]

Boirb did this to us

[fossil stratus]

oof

fortunately i wasnt there

[humble oracle]

àlso @foggy thorn ITUNES IS ONLY FOR MUSIC NOT BACKUPS

[old tusk]

what's a "pressure group"?

[fossil stratus]

idk

[humble oracle]

isnt that when u are out with friends

that u like

one says

[old tusk]

need it for english homework

[fossil stratus]

the dictionary knows

[humble oracle]

a lets go and rob a bank

and u are like no

and they are like

ah come on man otherwise we are not friends anymore

and then u rob a bank just to stay friends with them

but u didnt really wanna

[fossil stratus]

well i would have said yes

lol

[humble oracle]

well obviously

i mean

more gems to buy

[fossil stratus]

u think that instead of murder

i could go in india and sell em as slaves?

i mean that'd be legal down there

[humble oracle]

u can

[fossil stratus]

i would even get money lol

[humble oracle]

thats a totally valid option man

[fossil stratus]

yay

[humble oracle]

u would even make money over people u find annoying

[fossil stratus]

but 1st i need to make them strong enough to make them sellable

[humble oracle]

u could totally make some cool cash money mula over there

[fossil stratus]

yeah

best idea so far

[humble oracle]

U know like thats what they do with chicken

u feed them

till they become THICC

and then u sell or chop them up

chopping them up and selling them is also totally valid

[fossil stratus]

orrrr i could just talk this out

but eh

boring

[humble oracle]

Talking it out is just boring

[fossil stratus]

yes

[humble oracle]

come on man, take some risk

[fossil stratus]

yes

[humble oracle]

u could also build a gun that makes portals to other dimensions

kill your parent

go to another dimension

kill them again and so on

[fossil stratus]

ok so now i gotta find a way to seem normal while feeding them

or that too

[humble oracle]

Or u could go with the feeding plan

[fossil stratus]

but im too dumb for that

[humble oracle]

idk needs less big brain power

[fossil stratus]

so lets stick to slaving

[humble oracle]

slaving it is

[fossil stratus]

ok thx

u seem experienced in neutralizing

[humble oracle]

i am

lets say

[fossil stratus]

u ever did that before?

[humble oracle]

qualified

[fossil stratus]

nice im with a pro

[humble oracle]

Learned it on duolingo man

[fossil stratus]

lol

when did they start learning murder language?

[distant siren]

uhm

these two are planning something and i am not sure if i should think of it as suspicious

[fossil stratus]

nah its totally ok

[humble oracle]

@fossil stratus secret update

[fossil stratus]

yes

[humble oracle]

will send u how to get it

[fossil stratus]

ok

seems fun

[humble oracle]

ok

press up

up again

down

down again

left

right

left

right

B

A

Start

[fossil stratus]

secret code

nice

is it a special downloading move?

[humble oracle]

yeah

[fossil stratus]

nice

how did u find it?

[humble oracle]

Onion

[fossil stratus]

Oh ok

[woven apex]

That's the konami code

I recognize it

[fossil stratus]

welp

[humble oracle]

Ma man

man of culture

[woven apex]

I smart

[fossil stratus]

i dont have any culture soooooo

[humble oracle]

2000 iq

we need that man in our team Five

[fossil stratus]

good idea

btw i got the best weapon

disguised

[humble oracle]

??

[fossil stratus]

perfect

[woven apex]

Knoon

[humble oracle]

ITS HIGH KNOON

[woven apex]

Spife

[fossil stratus]

yes

double use

[woven apex]

Woopsie

[fossil stratus]

oof

[old tusk]

no earnings?

[humble oracle]

Nice

[fossil stratus]

it just doesnt show the gains

it never shows it with me

[humble oracle]

HE GAINED LOTS

[woven apex]

Probably broken or smth

[old tusk]

LLLLOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTSSSS

[fossil stratus]

yes

[woven apex]

BUNCH

[old tusk]

SHITTON

[fossil stratus]

holy moly

[humble oracle]

ITS HIGH KNOON xD

[fossil stratus]

oooooooooooo

such beauty

[foggy thorn]

@humble oracle is not

[humble oracle]

Comedy gold

[foggy thorn]

and please don't ping me

[fossil stratus]

i didnt

[humble oracle]

i know kuaka

but yesterday that guy

[foggy thorn]

wasnt talking to you five

[humble oracle]

that became mad

xD

[fossil stratus]

ok

[humble oracle]

sorry Kuaka

[foggy thorn]

alright but no need to ping

[old tusk]

just recently found out that there's a big ol room under the drive way

[humble oracle]

Sorry..

wot Lord?

[fossil stratus]

how comes u only just found out

[old tusk]

my father told me recently

[humble oracle]

lol what veronica xD

of course people play the game

how come u didnt ever explore the house

[fossil stratus]

isnt that the same person that made a r/wooooooosh in the memes category?

[humble oracle]

ehhhh idk if the game is dead xD

[old tusk]

what's it called the swe...

stuff that goes into the swewer

[humble oracle]

toilet

[old tusk]

was used for that

[humble oracle]

xD

[fossil stratus]

nah i dont think the game is dead

btw i have an essay to write in french but im too lazy

oh nice

[old tusk]

then my father dumped some debris in there and all the grass from mowing

[fossil stratus]

oh

and thats how u knew about it right?

[old tusk]

i thought before it was only a small thing

[fossil stratus]

ok

[old tusk]

but it turns out it is like 2 meters deeps 4m long and like 3 wide

and now it hasn't been used in a long as time

[fossil stratus]

anyways imma do my essay so my stepfather gives me my phone back

[woven apex]

Steal his phone

And then trade

[old tusk]

now i'm wondering because it sounds to me like that room would be the perfect place to hide some bodies

it's almost airtight as well

[humble oracle]

maybe u can hide the bodies of the family of @fossil stratus

[old tusk]

good idea

[woven apex]

Why the heck would someone make a discord server and then ask for a phone number to verify

Like hell no

[humble oracle]

Lol

[woven apex]

But they don't even get my number, discord does

[humble oracle]

Thats what the series black mirror is about

technology is fucked up these days

[old tusk]

^^

[woven apex]

More like big cooperations and brands

[humble oracle]

Technology will do fucked up things in the future

[woven apex]

Technology isn't a person, it doesn't have a goal or personal gain

[humble oracle]

Not yet

[woven apex]

But I eat now, bye

[old tusk]

https://youtu.be/y3RIHnK0_NE

[woven apex]

Me in vr be like ^

It's stupid

Probably spambot protection or smth

[humble oracle]

King

u have to eat

go

[woven apex]

Yes

Bye

[old tusk]

oh the time when i wanted to write a fantasy book and then drew a map of the world in paint but never got to writing the story

fun times

xD

[distant siren]

lul

[distant siren]

oh, I see you're a man of germany as well

[old tusk]

no

austria

xD

[distant siren]

?

wut

oh

[humble oracle]

sarcasm

[old tusk]

i even had the glorius idea of a city in the desert on top of a big ol creature which crawls real slowly in the desert

[humble oracle]

participating is more important than winning

said every loser ever

[hushed gull]

What a day to be at work

I've taken 3 customers in two hours

But my indoor soccer skills have never been sharper

[humble oracle]

Thats real nice Fripsy

Frispy

[distant siren]

i dont wanna exercise

[old tusk]

i dont wanna do school stuff

[onyx spear]

So you're telling me that Lava doesn't see any prob with cosmic potions increasing potion cost?

[hushed gull]

Lava doesn't see a problem with several things

But who knows, maybe update will include bug fixes

[old tusk]

like the 1milion bugs he doesn't care about

[humble oracle]

Chandelier 55 will still be 99 days

[old tusk]

will hoops ever get fixed?

[humble oracle]

naah dude

what is there to be fixed?

[old tusk]

the ball bein glitchi as hell sometimes

[humble oracle]

Trial and trail xD

[smoky juniper]

Chandelier 55 will still be 99 days
@humble oracle Yours is only 99 days? Mine is over 200k days

[humble oracle]

hope that will never be fixed

am not there yet xD

[old tusk]

i think it was 50 years wasn't it?

[humble oracle]

200k days

is 547 years

[old tusk]

math difficult

xD

[humble oracle]

So if living forever is invented sometime in the near future

[smoky juniper]

actually I'm 2 million days, I missed a number

[humble oracle]

we would be able to upgrade it

5479 years

[humble oracle]

huh

2243D25?

[old tusk]

imagine someone actually givin their save from generation to generation until it's done

[smoky juniper]

I'm assuming that's a '0' not a 'D'

because otherwise in hex that would be a lot longer

[humble oracle]

@old tusk holy shit

im assuming thats a D

cause thats not a full round circle

xD

[smoky juniper]

Yeah but on pc the graphics are fucked

a lot of numbers are plainly unreadable, and most 5s and 6s are identical

[humble oracle]

hmmmm

x

D

Dont play pc then

[smoky juniper]

Well I wish I could change

But buying an android phone seems excessive, and the save converter doesn't work for emulators

[red cobalt]

Why doesn't it work for emulators?

Never had the need for converting but can't you convert and simply move that into the correct location (don't need to root the emulator?)

[golden ivy]

what? numbers are unreadable? @smoky juniper

[fossil stratus]

Guys guess who got their phone back?

[red cobalt]

What happened to it in the first place?

[fervent hazel]

Lava is getting a nice tattoo on his forehead
I envy him

[red cobalt]

Not checking in on this channel as much nowadays so I missed it 😛

[old tusk]

his stepfather stole it

[outer wolf]

I don’t get why the 2 star card ascension perks are ranked F tier on the kongregate guide. They are super usefull.

[smoky juniper]

what? numbers are unreadable? @smoky juniper
@golden ivy Ever since the pc upgrade to 4.0 in december the graphics took a nosedive (like half the number of pixels in some places), lots of words and numbers are very hard to read.

[golden ivy]

🤔 that sounds weird

@golden ivy where you from

[smoky juniper]

🤔 that sounds weird
@golden ivy I mean it's manageable, just a mild irritation at first, I barely notice it now. But whenever I see screenshots from a phone I remember what it used to be like 😛

[kind rover]

Cm, that's what she said.

[smoky juniper]

🙃

[golden ivy]

sweden

now it's your turn

!mute @golden ivy

[raw folio]

VeronicaNm#4591 has been muted

Reason: Unspecified

[unmute]

[distant siren]

aw

[outer wolf]

Finally beat all asylum bosses on all 4 difficulties.

[old tusk]

wow damn instant mute

[golden ivy]

it's kvetko's alt

[old tusk]

okay

[distant siren]

huh

apparently i can post gifs now

https://i.imgur.com/r2beIlI.gifv

[golden ivy]

you can always do that 🤔

[distant siren]

no, but like

quickly record

[outer wolf]

Didn’t know farming botanny cards was so easy by just spamming grow all without using resources

[distant siren]

or, just get to OG 13 for guaranteed botany card

[outer wolf]

Didn’t know that either

[golden ivy]

!unmute @livid lava

!mute @livid lava

[raw folio]

Květko#0201 has been muted

Reason: Unspecified

[unmute]

[old tusk]

may i ask why he's muted

[golden ivy]

breaking the rules constantly

and insisting he hasn't broken any rules

[old tusk]

okay

sounds resonable to mute him then

alright imma go back to homework now

[golden ivy]

he was already muted i just changed it to perma cause he was using an alt

[tame sparrow]

turds

[supple kraken]

big oof for kvet

this chat needs a little more czech

or wherever hes from lol

[distant siren]

i miss that guy

i thought people were nice

[red cobalt]

I can always use google translate and pretend that I'm czech

[worldly lichen]

That can't work without Kvet spirit

[golden ivy]

just jumble the words around a bit and miss spell half of them

[echo spade]

I’m on my way

[foggy thorn]

to?

[echo spade]

Doing nothing

[foggy thorn]

epic

[golden ivy]

Chat is dead

[fierce ermine]

Maybe

[golden ivy]

Probably

xD

[fierce ermine]

Sorry for my poor English I am french

[golden ivy]

Uh

Don't worry lol. Im german

[gleaming patio]

[golden ivy]

hi(sorry for poor english)

XD

[fierce ermine]

Ich bin ein kartoffel

[foggy thorn]

me too

[golden ivy]

eine* war aber soweit gut ;)

xD

Eine* was good anyways

[fierce ermine]

Hey don't judge my grade in Deustch is 2/20 the last 6 years

[golden ivy]

Oh well

That's bad?

german grammar seems like an absolute nightmare

We dont have points here

Yee

French grammar is hard aswell tho

Grammar

[fierce ermine]

But my father family is bilingual in Deutsche

[golden ivy]

Is 2/20 ba

Bad?

[fierce ermine]

Yes

[golden ivy]

okay

We have like marks from 1-6

[fierce ermine]

The worst is 0/20 and the best is 20/20

[golden ivy]

In germany 1 is the best 6 the worst but some countries have that the other way around lmao

[fierce ermine]

I know that

We learn this in class

[golden ivy]

The system with the points n stuff is the best im my opinion tho

You dont have the issue with 3+ , 3- and stuff then

[golden ivy]

Yippee felt this

man I love asperger's

[fleet ivy]

#519106547692077067 @golden ivy

[golden ivy]

sorry

[kind rover]

Yeah you better be sorry that was a BAD meme

[humble oracle]

#diseases-that-are-sometimes-just-coming-on-this-world-but-sometimes-a-man-be-eating-bat

[strong ore]

Hey wassup

[humble oracle]

Sup khanate

[kind rover]

Ew go away

[humble oracle]

Harsh😂😂

[kind rover]

Your mom's harsh

[strong ore]

Harsher than YO LOCKDOWN?

[humble oracle]

Correct

[strong ore]

this do anything?

[fleet ivy]

Meteors in a mood today I see :p

Does it need to? Lol your pets are probably already level 2b

[strong ore]

im getting meteored by the mobs

[humble oracle]

Cranky boi

[fleet ivy]

Should have gotten more fire resist

[golden ivy]

I'm excited

[strong ore]

I thought physical damage would dominate the end game

[golden ivy]

postage bumps price up to $8

[humble oracle]

How van a processor be 0.01?

😂😂

[fleet ivy]

Lava already puts out tons of mental damage, he felt bad about making anything physical damage too

[golden ivy]

It's a C2D

[humble oracle]

Are u going to download your processor online

[golden ivy]

they're... old to say the least

[humble oracle]

😂😂

[golden ivy]

Bro

Do you know shit about computers?

[humble oracle]

Bro i know dont worry

[golden ivy]

good

[humble oracle]

I was fucking with ya

[golden ivy]

I was thinking of gettng one to make a nice keychain

Maybe 3

or a necklace

[humble oracle]

Paying mire for postage than for the actual thing

[golden ivy]

yep

[humble oracle]

Speeds up your life

[golden ivy]

Gives me extra smarts

[strong ore]

seriously I think im close to max for trekking

for whatever reason

[golden ivy]

._.

[strong ore]

unless it just slows down.. guess it does

[golden ivy]

And I am happy that I got 7q dmg

XD

[strong ore]

138 times?

think this will do anything?

[golden ivy]

idk

[winged sigil]

those should be multiplicative with each other so yes

[strong ore]

I mean getting first bonus up to ~6

[winged sigil]

it should

[strong ore]

But not get me to 63, right?

[winged sigil]

idk, depends

[golden ivy]

Yo beat this

ur not even close to that

[strong ore]

ur beating ur spam

ur piece of corned beef

Wow, today's first e-mail starts with a banger: "I am aware of the worth of your each and every minute"

Little does he know

[kind rover]

Hey guys, I just wanted to let you know I'm stepping down...
||one stair level 😂||

[golden ivy]

ain't it nice being the only person at the beach with a book?

[kind rover]

Yikes, books

Double yikes, being outside

Triple yikes, having a camera

Quadruple yikes, too many rocks

[foggy thorn]

a kiwi is the size of your head

[kind rover]

Your mom's the size of my head

[golden ivy]

just... yikes meteor

[foggy thorn]

i just realized i got kicked out of one my classes

guess i dont have to do work for that class anymore

wait

meat

you are outside

thats illegal

[kind rover]

Could be his backyard. Maybe meat is a rich mofo

[golden ivy]

Nah, it's close to my backyard

Literally down the street

[kind rover]

Nice

[vale flicker]

close to my backyard
down the street

Something doesn't click here

[wispy dagger]

weird thumb

[raw folio]

A user has successfully killed a boss! Congrats to them!

[snow yarrow]

🤔

Yeah, I got time

I need more ionized builders. XD

[vale flicker]

HIEZ

STOP IT

FOR FUCKSAKE

[golden ivy]

Why do I find this funny

just the meat above the leaves

[ashen orbit]

[golden ivy]

i finally killed my pc

aftert 36 hours straight ofplaying games with some friends it finally gave out

[twin hound]

Those are some rookie numbers

[strong ore]

as long as ur keyboard is okay

[golden ivy]

my keyboard has been feling awesome

[distant siren]

morning

im procrastinating

[split raven]

Yo beat this
@golden ivy oh ur 3 monster ahead of me.

Nvm ur 2

[golden ivy]

Large inhale

loud screams

Someone please kill me

[fading nymph]

Poison, Stabbing, shooting, or incineration?

[golden ivy]

Yes!

They won’t feel as bad as that

[fading nymph]

If you don't specify ill do ahead and torture you before you die.

[golden ivy]

the worst torture is getting one off the bb

[fading nymph]

You've obviously never see The Pear.

Insert into orifice and rotate till it opens all the way.

[golden ivy]

kinky

[fading nymph]

This is what they did to woman who where whores.

It would cut out their uterus basically. It works on men, but they tend to bleed out.

[golden ivy]

when don’t have uteruses

[fading nymph]

It goes up the butt.

Or in a vagina. Or if your feeling really spiteful. In the mouth

[golden ivy]

I’m actually surprised this a convo you could have in this chat XD

[fading nymph]

I've had it before.

:p

This was one of my first major convos.

But as graphic as I am implying. It's not actually being described bit by bit.

You could always break your teeth with a jawbreaker. Pretty sure that ranks up there with the pain of missing one basket from the pet

[golden ivy]

Close

[fading nymph]

I hate jawbreakers... But I have lots of them...

[golden ivy]

Never broken a tooth, not even on jawbreakers (and i love them)

Hate the blisters i get on my tongue from them tho

[old tusk]

wewy intwestwning dwiwection twis chat is gowin

[golden ivy]

Gowing*

[fading nymph]

I buy the small ones that are smaller then gobstoppers.

[golden ivy]

I get the bigger than a palm ones

[fading nymph]

Because the huge one's are breeding grounds for germs

[golden ivy]

True

But meh germs aren’t a worry

[fading nymph]

I've seen basketball sized ones... >.<

[golden ivy]

Maybe rn they are

Jeez

[fading nymph]

Ed, Edd, and eddy size it looked like lmao

I didn't buy it though. Don't need a 20 dollar jawbreaker that is have to smash with a hammer to store part of it lmao

I had the palm ones before and I only made it half way through before someone tossed it cause I had it for 4 months. Lmao

[golden ivy]

Man i loved that show

I’ve had ones that I can’t fit in my hand properly (fingers can’t get around it) didn’t last 2 days :/

[fading nymph]

No wonder you got blisters. Lol

[golden ivy]

3 blisters later i got it all

[fading nymph]

I would stop if I thought I had no more tastebuds.

[golden ivy]

Taste buds are always dying even as we speak

[fading nymph]

Taste buds are not even those things you can see on your tongue. Lol

[golden ivy]

They get replaced so unless you caused permanent damage like scar or burning you’re ok

[fading nymph]

People just call em that.

[golden ivy]

Pretty sure theres some just not as many as primary place

[fading nymph]

Tastebuds are not visible to the eye. Lol

[golden ivy]

So technically you can see them

[fading nymph]

Yeah if you had your tongue under a microscope.

But unless your a gene simmons you can't look at your own tongue under a scope. :p

[distant siren]

sup

are we speaking of

taste buddies?

[golden ivy]

I love taste buds

I named mine

Philbert 1 through however many tastebuds I have

[fleet ivy]

Got my next 6 ready for the tanks lol

[kind anchor]

Nice

[old tusk]

noiceeeeee

[fleet ivy]

Took like two days

[kind anchor]

Pet passives are such big boosts

Went from 18b/rebirth to over 500b/rebirth in less than a day

[distant siren]

they stack together

[fleet ivy]

I have about a week before these hit 200 and I can swap them out though

[distant siren]

of course they're big boosts

[fleet ivy]

What mark is trying to say is they work multiplicatively

With each other and everything else

[kind anchor]

I know

But I was pretty much only leveling entertainer and emigdala for a lil bit so I never really saw the full potential of the boosts

[fleet ivy]

Yeah I got the 3 capsule ones to 200 before I leveled anything past 50

Anyone playing nioh 2?

[twin hound]

Man, I can't even fathom how long it would take to get a pet to 1m... And yet here I am looking at 1b

[distant siren]

i almost

just died

and i just did

[fleet ivy]

It takes roughly a month to get a pet to 1b

They gain levels at a pretty constant rate. Just get a high pet to 10 minutes and you're golden

[vale flicker]

@bold quest @graceful wraith Stop pinging me. It's becoming an issue at this point. I'd rather not block anyone from this server, but I will if I have to

[old tusk]

[tame sparrow]

Thanks bb

It does not

[old tusk]

interesting...?

[tame sparrow]

Seems like an oversight on discord's part

@vale flicker if someone is harassing you and then deleting their messages after, take screenshots from now on. Appropriate action will be taken.

[vale flicker]

I can't

[humble oracle]

yeaha i didnt see any pings either

but guess he deleted it

[old tusk]

he bringin out the big guns

[vale flicker]

I don't spend hours on discord

[humble oracle]

wait the ping stays when its deleted?

[vale flicker]

Yeah

[humble oracle]

That's fucked up dude

[vale flicker]

and it sticks around on mobile notifs

The messages are blank

just a ping

[humble oracle]

lets just all ping Heiz than

[old tusk]

that's bad!

[vale flicker]

Not sure which one it is

👀

[old tusk]

i mean that the ping stays

that's bad

[humble oracle]

my plan tho xD

my plan is good

[fleet ivy]

Take a picture of the notification on your phone

[vale flicker]

Yeah sure

[old tusk]

i have nothing against your plan @humble oracle

[humble oracle]

xD you are always supportive to me Qualle

[old tusk]

xD

[vale flicker]

Still I'd rather resolve this civilly

Not sure why Heiz is doing it

[old tusk]

you seem like an alright person so, why shouldn't i @humble oracle

[vale flicker]

Gotta be a reason

👀

[humble oracle]

@old tusk im making plans with @fossil stratus to kill and hide his family, but i still seem like and alright person

xD

[tame sparrow]

The time for civility has passed. Heiz will be sexecuted

[old tusk]

really curios

[fossil stratus]

Hey

[humble oracle]

Boirb i think he just wants to know what sound a needle makes xD

Hey fivelike

[vale flicker]

Lol

[fossil stratus]

Whomst has awoken the ancient one

[humble oracle]

It was i

[fossil stratus]

Ok lol

[humble oracle]

your partner in criem

[fossil stratus]

Nice

[humble oracle]

i was talking to Qualle about the plan to murder your family

cause he said i looked like an alright person xd

[fossil stratus]

Oh he wants to join in?

[old tusk]

i have good place to hide the bodies

[humble oracle]

he wants to join in i guess

[fossil stratus]

One part done then

[humble oracle]

Qualle u had an extra room in your house right?

u did not know of

[old tusk]

under the drive way

[fossil stratus]

Well if even the owner didnt know then no one else will

[humble oracle]

Exactly

well i think we have a place for the bodies than

[old tusk]

it hasn't been in forever

it's almost airtight

[humble oracle]

and it wont be in forever 😏

[fossil stratus]

As u may or may not know it i was able to scare them enough to get my phone back

[humble oracle]

xD

how did u?

[fossil stratus]

Or maybe its because i showed my home works to them

[humble oracle]

hmm

U could have just done your homework

[old tusk]

and it has a lot of compost/ rotting grass in it to hide the bodies under

[fossil stratus]

But it was a screenshot of the one of a friend HAHAHAHA

since when can grass rot?

[humble oracle]

wellll

if its not getting fed

it dies

and it will begin to disintegrate

and thus rot

[old tusk]

well it turns into compost after a while

[humble oracle]

Compost is just grass rot

[split raven]

hi

[humble oracle]

plants are cannibalistic

[fossil stratus]

Oh ok

[humble oracle]

HI Shiny

[split raven]

bye

[fossil stratus]

Ey

Lol

[humble oracle]

Fivelike theres another victim

[fossil stratus]

Who

[humble oracle]

Bye have a great time Shiny

Shiny dies tonight

[split raven]

ok yay

[vale flicker]

compost is just organic things

👀

[fossil stratus]

What happened

[humble oracle]

Boirb u can help

we still need needles

[vale flicker]

no

[split raven]

b o i

[fossil stratus]

Too bad

[vale flicker]

it'll look bad on my resume

[humble oracle]

hmmm

[fossil stratus]

That makes one more victim then

[humble oracle]

+1

[split raven]

nedle?

[fossil stratus]

Yes

[vale flicker]

"helped organize a murder because someone on discord asked me to"

[fossil stratus]

Yes

[vale flicker]

Not the greatest look

tbh

[humble oracle]

That will not look bad

[old tusk]

nice story

[humble oracle]

They will be impressed

[distant siren]

hello

[fossil stratus]

U will look like a volunteering man

[humble oracle]

Bye mark

[vale flicker]

Mark

[fossil stratus]

Hi

[split raven]

b o i

[vale flicker]

Be the voice of reason

[distant siren]

i see you are criminals

[tame sparrow]

That's a resume builder right there

[humble oracle]

Not yet

[distant siren]

i have no word in this

i am literally a teenager

[vale flicker]

Tell them I can't commit murders with them because I'm busy sleeping

[fossil stratus]

Same

[distant siren]

oh

[split raven]

fiv loik and moli is gonna kel meh :c

[distant siren]

you people have no respect for lazy people

[fossil stratus]

No just my family

[humble oracle]

naah u will do it yourself

[fossil stratus]

And ppl opposing to it

Well actually im lazy too except when comeback comes in

[split raven]

moli how did u kno i was gona kel masef?

[humble oracle]

Dang dude

dont

[vale flicker]

because everyone in this chat is suicidal

[fossil stratus]

Exactly

[vale flicker]

I doubt bray is up at 4 like me

but ask @golden ivy

[fossil stratus]

We all had at least one phase

[humble oracle]

everyone who uses discord is suicidal

and or doesnt have a girlfriend

[distant siren]

how the hell does teen titans have a thousand episodes

also

[fossil stratus]

Idk

[distant siren]

i can confirm

[split raven]

im not THAT suicidal but im a pretty big insomniac

[fossil stratus]

Oh same

[vale flicker]

It doesn't mark

[split raven]

My highscore is 2 days straight

[humble oracle]

One piece has 927

[fossil stratus]

I mean i always sleep after midnight

[distant siren]

doesn't?

well my tv is lying to me

[vale flicker]

Obviously

[fossil stratus]

But one piece has ended

[humble oracle]

there will be one day where i have to get all my sleep i missed

[vale flicker]

It hasn't

the manga is still going five

[humble oracle]

and im just dead for 2 months straight

[vale flicker]

complete brainlet

[fossil stratus]

WELL u can just wait to die

[split raven]

I never sleep after midnight unless i have schöl

[fossil stratus]

Then u will get ur sleep back

[humble oracle]

when u type schöl instead of school

will i revive after getting my sleep Fivev?

[vale flicker]

common error

typical typo

[distant siren]

schól

[fossil stratus]

No i mean i cant sleep if its not at least midnight

[humble oracle]

crackör

[vale flicker]

relatable mistake

[fossil stratus]

Före

[split raven]

yes i type like im a ”noob” since i like to type liek dat

[fossil stratus]

Oh ok

Dat iz sum gud kidd tlak

[humble oracle]

^w^

ALLLES KLAAR

[fossil stratus]

JA

[vale flicker]

I'm blocking all of you if you keep talking like that

[split raven]

b u t n o t a s f i v e d i d

[vale flicker]

I'm a fucking author and it'll drive me nuts

[humble oracle]

Boirb pls dont block me

[fossil stratus]

Yes i was just kidding

[humble oracle]

cause like

i still wanna know some things in life

[fossil stratus]

He is our narratoe

Narrator*

Sorry

[humble oracle]

Narratoe

a toe that talk

xd

[fossil stratus]

Shut the fuck up

Please

[vale flicker]

^

[humble oracle]

Pssssss why all the hate against me right now?

i did nothing wrong

[distant siren]

uwu uwu

[fossil stratus]

Sorry

We know u didtn

Didn't

[vale flicker]

Hey don't worry it's very personal @humble oracle

[fossil stratus]

U are only planning to do so

[humble oracle]

ok aight dude

than its ok

[vale flicker]

I mean it sincerely

[split raven]

on autocorrect (iOS) when u type stfu the correct is: STAY.

[humble oracle]

Well

guess i die

[fossil stratus]

Why

[split raven]

c a n i t a l k f i n n i s h? l o l

[fossil stratus]

Yes u finnish can friend my bud

[vale flicker]

Do it in the Portuguese channel

It's not a rule

[split raven]

o k

[vale flicker]

But no one is going to general to talk finnish with you

[split raven]

yes ik

[fossil stratus]

Lol

[split raven]

make a finnish channel

xd

[fossil stratus]

The poor guy gets bullied by boirb

[split raven]

hold on

[vale flicker]

I'm just toxic right now because I was sick all yesterday

[fossil stratus]

I m holding my phone is that enough?

[vale flicker]

And need to piss someone off

then I'll go back to sleep

[fossil stratus]

Then dont make us sici

Sick*

Of u

[vale flicker]

language 100

[fossil stratus]

Yes

I wanna do discord sings rn

[vale flicker]

That's a dead meme

[split raven]

hi

[vale flicker]

But if you start a banger I'll join

[split raven]

My name is in finnish now

[vale flicker]

biolingo 100

[fossil stratus]

Lol

Guys what about this

[split raven]

biolingo 100
@vale flicker disguise 100

[fossil stratus]

Chuis sur que personne ici comprend ça a part avec le traducteur mais bon

Its french

[vale flicker]

silence

[split raven]

buenos dias

[fossil stratus]

Why

[vale flicker]

I'll have no garbage languages in my chat

[fossil stratus]

This isnt garbage

U are

[vale flicker]

Bring your gendered nouns somewhere else

[fossil stratus]

Lol

I ll bring them to u directly

[vale flicker]

I'm content speaking a much more reasonable language, like mandarin

[fossil stratus]

Well im french so i speak french too

[vale flicker]

I think english is stupid too btw

Much worse than french

[fossil stratus]

Wait where r u from

[vale flicker]

But it's the common tongue on the internet

[distant siren]

😦

[vale flicker]

And in my country

👀

[fossil stratus]

And everywhere in the world

[vale flicker]

Mandarin is still the most spoken language

don't kid yourself

[fossil stratus]

Yeah but only because china is overpopulated

[vale flicker]

It's not just china

most of asia

and a good chunk of europe

[golden ivy]

true

Mandarin,English,Hindustani/Spanish

most spoken. @vale flicker is right

xD

[vale flicker]

I bet @strong ore knows mandarin

[fossil stratus]

Who r u

[vale flicker]

she's from SK

[fossil stratus]

Well yeah

[distant siren]

DHSFKJSDFKDSHKFHHJDFJHFJHSDFKJDFKJHHDJFKHHSKJDHFJDFH

[fossil stratus]

So she speak korean

[distant siren]

I HATE THIS PERSON

[fossil stratus]

Why who

How when

[vale flicker]

Love you mark

[fossil stratus]

What

[vale flicker]

[distant siren]

i fucking cant

i hate people who can't speak perfect english

no

i just hate humanity

[vale flicker]

Hey

[distant siren]

no

bye

[fossil stratus]

Oh ok then i can speak perfect english

[vale flicker]

Think about how I feel mark

[fossil stratus]

You just had to ask

[vale flicker]

I'm an english major and an author

[distant siren]

meh

not what i'm talking about

[vale flicker]

I hate humanity too, but that's not really the point

[fossil stratus]

Well i'm not an author but i hate it when people misspell obvious words not on purpose

[distant siren]

this guy

[old tusk]

i could be an asshole and misspell something now, but i'm not and so i won't

[distant siren]

is just

[fossil stratus]

What

[tame sparrow]

When I was working for a school district, one of the principals made a point of correcting what was likely the only spelling error I ever made in a professional email, so I turned the display font size on his desktop down from 13 to 9 and made a powershell file on the elementary server that automatically set it back to 9 whenever he logged in for the day, in case he figured out how to change it one day.
He never did, though.

[turbid grotto]

Reeeee people not using speach the way its supposed to be reee, just as bad as people eating fried rice with a fork

[fossil stratus]

Man you're sadistic vad

[tame sparrow]

Oh, that's nothing.
I set the business teacher's default font to comic sans

[old tusk]

xD

did anyone ever find out?

[fossil stratus]

Wow thats even worse

[tame sparrow]

The principal never did, but the business teacher found out it was me when I told him after a week. That one was just a prank

[fossil stratus]

Oh ok

Did he get mad at u?

[turbid grotto]

Ah yes comic sans, a font made by the gods.

[tame sparrow]

No, we're still buddies to this day

[old tusk]

noiceeee

[fossil stratus]

Oh ok

Anyways where do u work

[tame sparrow]

Nowhere now, I'm a cripple

[fossil stratus]

Oof

U got fired?

Or just home because of corona?

[tame sparrow]

No, I became too ill and disabled to work after we moved away from where that job was

about a year and a half ago

[fossil stratus]

Oh

What happened?

[tame sparrow]

Well the short version of the story (and the only version I'm gonna bother typing out right now) is that I have shitty organs that have made me very ill for a long time.

[fossil stratus]

Oh

Is it cured now?

[tame sparrow]

And I was also injured back in 2011 when I was in the Army so it contributed heavily to my problems from there

[fossil stratus]

Oh and i gotta go, so after this answer im out

[tame sparrow]

No its a lifelong illness unfortunately

later broski

[fossil stratus]

Well you got a pretty sad backstory it seems

Later

But even though i got more questions i wont bother you more for today.

[tame sparrow]

Its no bother

I'm just too lazy to type out my life story right now lol

[distant siren]

sup

where's my "had cancer" gang

[tame sparrow]

No cancer yet but I'm sure it will happen some day, right when things start going well lmao

[distant siren]

aw

[uneven dune]

i don't like that mushroom

[humble oracle]

Lol

Bad hair day mushroom

not to burn your idea down, just looked funny

[old tusk]

what happened here?

also the amount goes down when i craft more

[tame sparrow]

You got more items than the game is programmed to display

[old tusk]

overflow niceeeeee

[distant siren]

that's a lot of boosters.