#off-topic-chat
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lmao
@Ondrashek06#9263
@errant forge
Lmao
but is he wrong?
but he does get mad at literally any new features being added
@golden ivy And then there is Amazon. Order from Alza, don't support scumbaggery.
@errant forge
Like who cares
bray chill
No
I am always warm
Well he was in the right discord server then Adam, we never get updates lol
Speaking of ondra
i wanna pin that dudes but it's too context dependant
Can I have mod back
no
He said the same thing to me when I got promoted. I just asked who he was and why he was talking to me lol. I still don't know
bro codex exploit is OP
we should discover more exploits so maybe he'll fix some bugs some time
nah
yes
just have everyone zoom to tee hee 300
he will just delete the evidence
yes
no
maybe he should listen to the fact that everyone wants a bug fix rather than more broken content
lol
Let's just step by step make a video on how to add gems.
he said he would leave but didn't
The little drama queen left
Reminds me of someone
me? 😳
I wonder who
🤔

i should finish my essay
I think he was talking about himself Adam lol
why is he white then
he left
i can't ping him
You can't ask those kind of questions in this society klotz
klö you can't just ask someone why they're white
I just said that lol
actually i can, if i couldn't it would be racism
don't ping random people for no reason @golden ivy
@golden ivy
so, when is update?
March 2021 is the new update
Lava is a straight cutie
If I was mod for a lil longer I would've shot my shot at him
And we would have made cuts lava babies
Go to pc klotz and it's like a new update every day lol
i never was pc
imagine playing anything on Kongregate
^
? what's wrong with kong
FLASH
can't downgrade
Its a bit outdated
okay ondra
Like the whole site looks straight out of 2014
eh flash is fine
Flash is eh
yeah but who cares
just playing like one game on it 90% of the time
in cinematic mode
Flash is not fine, its been garbo since like 2011
True
do you have pets on pc adam?
? what's pets
Bray says true but he was 4 in 2011
true
I was at peak flash games in 2011
Grade 3 was a good year
Actually what grade are you in when you are 8
Idrk
4?
2 or 3
^
i just imagine if there was a voice channel here, everyone would just be shouting at each other right now
no
nah, server needs a vc for a while imo
we're all pretty chill
I wouldn't ever speak on it
we had one for a while
Too shy
Ñîçë
oh god just started minecraft and my pc started making noise like an aircraft
put it on ice for a bit
1 easy trick big cooling doesn't want you to know
that will cool it down
it's fine just that my pc is like ten years old
have you tried dumping water on the cpu
Oof
My PC is nice a quiet
have you tried getting a new pc
^
Just got 2 24 hour candies in a row
I wish irl time candy existed
there are still people playing is?
I would eat a 72 hour and grab my new keyboard
wooooo gg Vad
IRL time candy does exist, you can buy it at the dispensary
no i haven't because i don't have enough money at the moment
Sorry I meant people with rights can buy it
My PC is fine for most things though the cooling is only adequate
you know what it sounds like also? time to ge ta new computer
will you help crowdfund my new pc adam?
If you're not old enough to remember gamespy servers gtfo
I have a GoFundMe still up
Look through my message history and you will find it
"buy me an idle skilling computer"
i got borderlands 3 at steam release and can't play it :(
sounds like its broken
Ew laptop
bl3 is the first game i actaully can't play
have you tried having a good laptop
Mean
was i talking to you
None of you are using your mouths here. What are you talking about? Lol
I'll need video proof
That is easily one of the weirdest videos I've seen this week
I'm gnot a gnelf
Im gnot a gnoblin
R.I.P
my keyboard comes today
amazon told me it is coming on monday but it now seems to be coming today
so yay
Omg it just came
Brooo
I think you just came too
Right as I said it it came
Weird
But I'm cool with that
Its like 3 days and 8 hours early
l like loud keyboard
The yare blue switches
so they are very loud
but damn is it stisfying
hope i dont wake up my parents
lmao
what time is it lol
so you're in pacific time i gather
Yup
I am loving this new keyboard
woot
its so fun just to type on
I wish chat was more active so i could type on it more
hey
hi
brayden show me ur keyboard
thats the best pic but the colros are bad on it
oooo nice
gggggggggggggggggggggg
so it gets even worse
1 more week for tog anime
tog?
tomorrow outside goop
@kind anchor tower of god
1 week hyyype
i dont care about anything anymore now that I have my keyboard
I could die tomorrow and I would be satisfied
good, omw
Wait you serius about tog nice
yes
If they fuck up the plot of the TOG anime I swear to god I will skin bray alive using shards of his new keyboard
bully me all you want
but if you dare touch my keyboard
Who's gonna watch Baki and the new Kengan Ashura season coming up
blue switches are louder than I anticipated
HEHAW
how could they fuck up the plot @tame sparrow
bray shut
its easiest to fuckup the plot of really good things
harder to fuck a plot of an already bad peice of content
the plot is already written
okay zoomer
"harder to fuck a plot of an already bad peice of content" he's saying it's already fucked up kuaka
he's but a child
he knows not what he says
what
no
that's not what you meant?
no not at all
then what did you mean
i meant it in general
bad thigns hard to fuckup
good things are quite fragile and easy to fuckup
HEHAW
why are you just sayig hehaw
how does this contribute to the conversation
How does it not?
IM A COWBOY BABY
HEHAWW
is there a horse pet?
BRAYDEN HEEEEEEHAWWW
yes
there is a horse pet
is there actually? i don't remember
it has antlers tho
...
so it's not a horse then
you lied to me straight up
cold faced lie
there is a horse pet
adams salty
ikr
with bray? always
the first one in the third row?
thats a horse no?
nvm. im blind
LMFAO
Bray brings out worst in adam
What a cute coyple
couple
ikr
Brayden can i be ur bff
We shall gang up on adam
xD
yes
wtf
im on your side adam
i leave for 3 seconds and you're conspiring against me
ok good
2 mods vs 2 non mods
next time leave forever and we wotn conspire
@golden ivy issac puked and said me and alices kids will die
what
yeah hes fighting me
Asking "how could they fuck up the plot when its already written" lol, remember the Eragon movie? How about The Last Airbender? The Percy Jackson films?
alice my future wife

harry potter too
@tame sparrow oh yeah
percy jackson films are just shit
fuck good point vad
The Harry Potter movies were good films despite meandering away form the books at important places. A shame they weren't truer to the original intent but still good movies
percy jackson did a bad tryna condense all the books into like 2 movies
HARRYDIDJAPUTURNAMEINTHAGOBBLEDAFIYAH
oh im starting to realize how many filler episodes there are going to be
Dumbledore asked quietly
tog
There better not be filler or the anime will be running for 70 years
what
it has like 6 years worth of content
sometiems filler episodes can be masterpieces
hundreds and hundreds of chapters
isnt it 10?
yeah i was just guessing idk
why do you say there's gonna be filler dude
because there is going to be filler
every show has filler
@tame sparrow JOIN US AND ANNOY ADAM WITH ME AND BRAY!
BRAY AND I SHALL BE COME THE BRAYDUO
nah
Don't tag me
i dont like u anymore
bro can i talk to the ceo of google real quick
kuaka what browser?
chrome
Did you clear your cache and cookies
Wow vads a bitch to me still
no
i think thats a good thing
!tempmute @golden ivy 15m who's the bitch now
bruh
lol
that wasn't mute worthy, should've just warned
Ok, i just have to say this, HOW MUCH MORE STUFF IS THERE. I just started finding the secret boxes, i fished a spool of some kind out of the ocean, and theres a mini basket ball rolling in the theatre.
I got a lot of shit going on right now and very little patience
@spare sedge a lot
i need to get used to this new keyboard
it is a lot different then what i am used to
how
Someone unmute techno
!unmute @golden ivy
vad never abuse ur rank thats rude
imma block vad hes annoying af
i dont like men named va
vad
🤔
ur more of an attention whore than me jesus christ
really specific there, almost like it's targeted at a person
brayden dont say that word its rude
Anyway
Since I don't feel up to cooking today
My wife is bringing home chicken strips after work
Booyah
yes
I Didnt know that
Its what you get when chickens are down on their luck
I had chicken fingers for lunch
lol yeah that's all food made of chicken
congrats on marriage
good day for chicken I guess
wait didnt nova get married too?
pretty sure it's a few years late for that @golden ivy
i got married too
did he? i haven't seen him in literally months @foggy thorn
ITS THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS
i think i saw something
IM GETTING MARRIED in 2025
@paper flare is you married you sly devil
Also how is final fantasy 14
its a maymay
ohhh yeah
brah just got a second fucking pet are they that common?
Nova got the parking spot too, I remember I asked that
cool, idc that much just glad to know im having some luck lol
Good job getting multiple boss pets tho
ty 😄 going for a third dont expect an update soon tho lol
oof
she just came home
from who?
Sorry to hear that? kuaka
nah
damn that sucks qaqa
dad is bad person
oh then thats good
Oh okay, then celebrations
grats 🥳
I remember when my mom announced she was dumping her boyfriend
good times
brayden
i wish she aborted u
ight
well damn
thats pretty rude
aww ❤️ you too
Bray and Kuaka sitting in a tree
oh
there was this time where i was hanging from a tree branch
and it broke
and i almost broke my entire arm
thats how my sister broke her first iphone
which i ended up getting for christmas from her
and i also fell of a tree breaking it again
fun story
sad
rather break 100 arms than one iphone 😢
Potions that cap at really low percentage bonuses infuriate me
yep
really any caps
just make it worse and have a soft cap
this keyboard sounds so damn good
i need to stop talking about it
seconded
thirded
fourthethd
yes i have a lisp
like my old keyboard seemedd fine but now that I have mechnical i cant stand the old one
fourthethd
me too
and the colors are so beautiful
you mean a lithp
i am mod of a discord server of 15k+ people
theres like 15 people lmao
the other 14k have never spoken more than 10 words
they are clearly lava bots
you have thigns to be proud of
uh you hype up tog real good
you can be proud of like
i dont think my teacher knows what that is
_ _
Your mom knows what it is
im really about to put "I dont have anything I'm proud of"
Your mom
no
weak
And being in my presence
how about your mom
be proud of yourself kuaka
im not lol
talk urself up abotu how ur a god in bed
God at sleeping m I rite
i dont remeber the last time i talked to a girl that wasnt my mom or my sister
"dear teacher, i fucking pulllllll"
also no i go to sleep at like 2 am
pull?
TRUUUE THOUGH
102
he's 16
Sounds like mid late teens
push?
yeah, were everyone somehow wants to kill themselves
Don't worry, it only gets worse!
OK for real tho how old are you. I wanna hear from you
16
hehe young
Hobbies?
Now look up waffle stomping
I do but I want kuaka to be real here
Vad stfu lmao
o.o i don't want to @tame sparrow
DO IT
No don't Google it lol
hush meteor
HE DIDNT KNOW IT HAD A NAME
Kuaka my boy, I'm gonna give you a meme question, but it's no joke. You ever try coding?
alabama hotpocket
search that next
anyone can submit something to urban dictionary tho
yeah
Don't mean to. Just do it. I'm serious. It won't get any easier as you get older. You're 16, learning will get 10x harder in a couple years. You're nearing the end of your peak learning period.
arranged in the order of time; in the context of the thin meat slice: pepperoni.
🤔
Got a friend who knows any Java/python/html/Javascript?
Everyone knows once you turn 18 you get hit with the big dumb
Nope
when i turn 18 i get sum tentacles
Next elective you take in school should be intro to coding
If there's a specific one, just do java
yeah we dont have that
my schools programming courses are ASS
Try free online courses for it.
java? i've heard that's pretty ech
we have an afterschool program but its fucking shit
teacher doesnt even speak english properly
oh so bray would feel right at home
Ask around or buckle up and crack open Google. You wanna exercise your mind and hop to it as soon as possible.
just joshin ya bray
Or just do a bunch of volunteer work and see what you like.
probably going to try this weekend, seeing as that my teachers arent giving any work
It may be pretty tough at first but the better you get the better your brain power becomes.
Typically the start of coding is simple
Kuaka gonna make idle Skilling 2
Or kuaka, disregard all that and learn welding and machining
i hate metal work
make idle skilling out of metal
Learning a trade is good as well, make a lot of money, but might not fill your heart, ya know.
Speaking as a former metal worker, I wouldn't trust you around machine tools anyway bray
Coding is also a trade tbh
How about I trade my fist in to your ass
Just try to work for yourself or in a good group, unless you wanna do big time development for a major company
8th day in isolation. I was so bored that i made a simple idle game in 30 minutes + 30 minutes of lags because of my shitty laptop
Fml
watch some anime
Ew
Anime was a mistake
shame on you
R u kidding me?
anime is not a joking topic
@void spade accidentally discovered you can save scum demoncrawl if you force close the app before leaving the death screen. I meant to legit close the game, not scum it.
mmmhm
ok am back
Welcome back sir
hewwo fwispy
UwU
hey fispy
Hello
hola
hej
7th time
HEY
HEY
hey you
you're finally awake
Ive been woke
my keyboard came
no u
and so did I 😉
gross
@kind rover you break every game you touch smh
what game did he break
demoncrawl
lmao
that moment when you're going through an old tablet by hooking it up to your computer and you just sit there playing the sound files for hangout calls and other app's notification sounds on loop
i skipped my muting hell yes
i was being gay as fuck in dms with my gf skippinh this shit
Behave yourself
Make me
u aint mod
Ur a teehee
XD
you're a nothing
ooooh snap
oh new user
3 day old account
it does indeed
hiding under a rock or something
could be an alt of somebody old
hmm
Alex Gaudino Feat. Christal Waters - Destination Calabria
though
uh ok
THEN THERES BRAY
sitting in a tree
alone
eating pickles
nice
Cuz who would ever sit with bray
well i would
I'd rather be sitting in any tree alone than being near you
Well i hope it dies
trees no like yu
ok buddy
Wow that was mean
agreed
if i see him do a single enjoyable activity other than coding the god damn game, i'm gonna smack a bitch
Dog or human
yes
😒
whichever is closest
Your mom
gotem
Beat the fuck out!
Just beat it! Beat it... yeea
Michael Jackson's Beat It or the nasty beat it
a remix of both in one song
jesus this keyboard is loud
when you hook up your keyboard to a speaker
Uk whats funny
no mod can ban meXD
or its abuse
Time for bad jokes
ur rlly stupid arent you
bray knock knock
ur life is funny
cuz ur pics cute
"oh these cops cant kill me or else they abuse their pwoers" "tiem to go kill some people"
XD
oh boi
"OH THESE stupid admin try hurt me
i shall punch em in nose
xD
they arent going to punish you if you dotn do anything wrong...
bray 100000% grate gwammer
watch me middle finger all of these people by not breaking the rules
XD
that'll show em
That'll show your mom
You mom did everything
being rude is doing stuff
what did I do?
meteor bro
second bad your mom joke tonight
I'm not your brother
Wow wtf leave my mom out of this
its like meteor isnt even lucid and just pumps general fileld with mom jokes
adams being a jerk to moms
XD
Pump your mom with jokes
Pump has many meanings
?
i cant sleep
5 star comedian right there
you should listen to the wild rover
Your mom can sleep
Your mom needs to chill
well i am chill
Your mom can talk a lot
just because you are here 10% of the time and tell us to stop making jokes doesnt make yo ua good mod
il talk for next wo hrs
hi chill im kuaka
you can talk a lot but you have to not be rude and shit
meteor do u have a mom?
meteor is a mom
lol
Yes
anyways
well i was giving a compliment and not being sarcastic
DONT SWEAR ADAM
THATS RUDE
Lmao
.
sheesh full caps
yeah adam dont fucking swear
fucking fuck
calm down
wat
XD
Quit it will the all caps bullshit
lol ok
uh oh you woke vad
Vads talking i can see "blocked message"
Yeah if u guys keep spamming or using caps I'll call your mom
METEOR PLEASE
we're all gonners now
I BEG OF YOU
thats what i want before to go to sleep
Please your mom
you know whats funnier than your mom
Mom i beg u
dude stop
ur mom
MY MOM
Your mom?
I love these stupid ass jokes that don't even qualify as jokes
You should hear my awful original jokes irl
ok mom
you can't mute that @golden ivy
lol
!mute @golden ivy ur mom
You can't mute a moderator.
thanks
vads love life is shittier
he has a wife
he's literally married
oh
too much lofe
i see
Your mom's married
get it too much love
not anymore
poor mothers
wait is she actually meteor?
Nope
for the 50th time chill @golden ivy
!tempmute @golden ivy 1h all caps
rest in mute
welp
that ur actions have consequences
conciousquences
this is done
political?
yes political
political
Take the most extreme far right views you can think of, multiply it by 10, that's her... Except she's an atheist.
I'm not talking a normal republican or anything. I'm talking extremist
meteor do you one better
ok im really going to punch the ceo of google in the throat
take both far left and far right and you get her
time to buy some o rings
but wait are you kidding or not i can't tell
im not
No she's crazy
kuaka
kuaka: signed out of this conversation
have you gone into settings to make sure that you have all the stay siged in options checked
define siged
maccuracy
jodoc
bray just keeps inventing new words
this guy is a genius
geniventing
Your mom invents new words
your mom is a new words
Wow wtf leave my mom out of this
and ur her latest one meteor
tf are gaming glasses
its to protec ur eyes
glasses for gaming
damn people are stupid
but i got a blue light filter already
That's what your mom's saying
also its proven that blue light isnt nearly as bad as people say it is
yeah
Unmute techno pls
ur eyes hurt after looking at a sceen because you blink less not because its giving you eye cancer
Your mom isn't as bad as people say she is
just a good reason to force kids to let their screens go
true
when vad mutes and forgets how to unmutes
yes
Let your mom go
!unmute @golden ivy
let it go
Ya know, if I wasn't a mod I'd probably have been muted a long time ago lmao
!tempmute @golden ivy 24h pmimg me after mute
lol
Thanks fam
can we see pms
laughs in mod privleges
thats one advantage
show ur dm and vagene @tame sparrow
laughs in old lava parrot language
be spidier
Jodoc said to
Pasta
i declare my comment as sexier 😎
No
XD
Immediate red flag
My computer drew it
if the big update thats coming, only fixed mama mia not working onscreen, and nothing else id be happy
if the big update fixed anything and didn't introduce new bugs i'd be happy
the new update is more bugs to develope your previous bugs further
lol
lavas alive!
you check pms?
Gotta get those hairflips in. They'll be back with an alt soon
lol or two vad
hairflips?
lol
Lava did she say it was because of me
how dare you vad!
btw, i just gotta ask, who ACTUALLY puts their FB into their discord shit
like really
to be fair, it was because of you vad
if nobody called her out on her bullshit she'd be just fine
I just wanted to know if she told lava it was so I can add it to my resume
I don't know what the hell I would do with nitro
better not piss off anymore people I guess
like that
and you can also use other servers emojis
so you're not basic bitch emoji all the time
This and Deep Rock Galactic are the only official servers I'm in lol
They're the only ones with any custom emojis
and I might leave DRG soon since it has no value for me
im in 34 servers rn
yall are fucking nuts
I'm in 12 including mine
and is that actually active in all those or just in there
8 of them just belong to my other friends
