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Any underagers ina server is bad news
Who me? 16
thats underage
well almost
bad news
^
server is getting banned
I MEAN IN DiSCORD
And why should I ever be giving my birth certificate with my full birth ID to Hammer and Chisel?
???????/
DISCORD TOS SAYS 13 and older
hammer and chisel???
"damn this buisness wanted documents on my resume so i can work there, guess im reporting them to the cops"
aaanyway
lol
!mute @signal charm
XD
he said 12
mute for 24 hrs
doubt
hes turning 13 tomorrow
bro everything in the internet is true
keep him muted so we dont get un-verified
source: trust me
I just got no gems on the hoops today
when are we getting partnered?
Like I am 13 so I am not gotta get banned but still, requiring ID to be uploaded to the internet is... meh. The saying is, what gets to the internet, stays on the internet.
partnered?
From now on, everyone who can't immediately answer the question "what is a floppy disk" gets banned for being too young.
Isn't that the save icon?
good one boomer
isnt that a big usb?
XD i had to look up floopy disk
what's the difference @foggy thorn
uh
My brain of tech shit is bad
o sorry gonna have to ban you then according to chyr @sleek kraken
WHAT
discord itself acknowledges you
THATS NOT FAIR
i'm kidding
@golden ivy jesus what
that only mods know
A floppy disk is a thing like USB's but these are no longer sold and there are not many devices that can read them. Also they are useless due to their capacity not even being in the MB's.
a bitch is a female dog
I assume she is a dog person
and female
uh huh and a fag is the butt of a cigarette, sure
woah adam
we are trying to be passive
insert gay/happy joke here
im not gay because gay means happy and im never happy
also the difference between partnered and verified is that partners can get paid
paid how ๐ค
just says they get paid
if it involves ads i ain't interested
i've seen those servers that are just big ads
hellholes
Hi I'm new
no
hi new im kuaka
what
how
okay
lol
lol ye
8 mins ago
kvetko is lurking
he sent me this
cant understand it because of the english
wtf does he mean
its kinda weird thaty he just lurks
yes it is
when he's muted
lul
boo
bies
nvm he's back
not saying shit
sup
hi
!unmute @river drum
!unmute @signal charm
lol
what
he ain't 10
lol no but i can tell he's at least not 10
so 93
mute evading should still be punishable
good to kow
I'm turning 14 tomorrow
sup
eh yeah it should @golden ivy
but people do it all the time anyways so like ๐คท
so if i murder enough people does it become ๐คท
maybe ๐คทโโ๏ธ try it
๐คทโโ๏ธ okay boomer
When a doctor says you only have 1 day to live kill people and got a life sentence
I smart
Welp i ll never win a free gems contest
dont you live in italy five?
JESUS CHRIST
or france
No
my dream was whack
There was a land submarine that shot large harpoons at me
Yed*
I live in nsw
Yes*
I'm playing Minecraft while talking on discord
k
Same with mystera legacy
And I'm terrible
Same with demoncrawl and warzone
same with demoncrawl and apex
???
I always play krunk while talking in disc
I did
Want me to play
ah im also playing tft
warzone is cool tbh
yea
HEHAW
thought I was gonna hate it when i started
oh ew ur back
but i still prefer apex
o
and they have solos, for antisocials like me
Bray what server are u in
idle skilling
yessir
bro me too ๐ณ
No on krunker

unless...?
ill play later, gonna go cook some burgers like a true patriot
Bray want me to host a krunker game
my entrence is always dramatic

Didnt get the red


how is it an entrance if you've been here for like half an hour @sleek kraken
just me or is @sleek kraken an Ashley wannabe
she doesn't even know who ashley is bro
no where near ashley
just you bray lol
I SHOULD GO
Agreed
yes bye bye
OK
adios amigo
just had a banger idea for demoncrawl - twitch integration
audience can choose stage mods and shit
that'd be cool
make sure to choose ctf so you can farm kr
true
That was fun to play bray
agreed
But ur way to good
โค๏ธ
Do you have roblox
yes
no
I have limiteds
i have 1000k robux in my dreams
pls go away]
Kuala do you want me to tell my username
sure
I will message you
massacre*
God I hate the new wojack style meme where there's two hideous interpretations of whatever the meme is about and its like
Vadhakara: "I hate this new meme" - Other side: "Haha le may may"
no
we banned someone?
What is this individuals username on discord?
he wasn't even muted @sleek kraken
Daboyjukes
he just left
TF
by himself
get denied
Probably for the same reason I'm about to leave this hellhole: Too many dumb tweens
ur leaving?
Lol no
I would leave
I won't give you all the satisfaction
but then I won't be able to bully bray
you dont bully me lmao
XD
ur insults are always the ones that fall flat
!permaban @sleek kraken being a suckup
lol
Cri
I can't do that because I'm missing the ban members permission
Need help?
https://help.mee6.xyz/en/article/missing-kickban-permissions-kzrvxr/
lol
someone should tell them
no
Kuaka must you always ruin my jokes
they are banned
shadow
yes we do
I thought that command was disabled
@tame sparrow Can u leave the server we dont love u we want kuauka as new admin
Adam enabled it
XD
the only person with the perms neglects the server
kuaka likes me better than he likes you, might want to be careful who you make admin
lmao
yes
I can't perm mute, but 364 days is good enough for me lol
why 364 days
U BOY
Its long enough to frustrate them and short enough to also frustrate them
Adam is a girl please don't calling him a boy
Adam is so pretty
hot*
adam i love u 3
wtf does that mean
XD
@golden ivy post in the tentacle emporium this week
inv me to the tentacle emporium and i will givwe you reddit premium for half a month
i'm gonna post the most fucked up porn i can find @tame sparrow
oh you want numbers adam
for some fucked up shit
already know baby
hold on I'll make you a new channel
the suicide one?
ANYWAYS
let me find it
I NEEDA GO RN my EX GF BEAR IS SUICIDAL CUZ OF MY EX BF
ok bye
Okay adam I made you a channel
You're not old enough
PLEASE VAD
GET OLDER
NO
There's no place for you in my world
age is just a number
^ hell yeah
and prison is just a place
NO UWU IN THE GENERAL CHAT SIR
OwOs only

invite me or my 17 alts will uwu ur ass to hell
lol
You guys gave me diarrhea, I'm going to the bathroom
have fun
Prepare for the rise of: MOBILE VAD
inv me to the tentacle emporium mobile vad
The only place I'm inviting you to is hell sir
why do you care so much bray lmao
everyone has them
aww
I have a scarr shape of a Screw
What kind of screw
He's Canadian so its probably one of those fucking Robertson screws they like so much
you guys dont have robertson screws?
They're not common in the US, we mostly have Torx or Phillips
Torx is becoming a lot more common with contractors and stuff since you get fewer stripped screws while working.
phillips is horrible
Phillips used in an incorrect application is horrible. Used correctly it is fine.
fine is not good
And good is not horrible.
like u can use shit tools and do the job if its not a hard job
but you could use good tools for the easy job too
I miss carpentry
Like it was so fun. I wanna find a way to mix carpentry with culinary
Besides making my own butcher blocks.
Make cutting boards?
Lol I was gonna say butcher blocks next
Portable kitchen islands
I've already made so many.
I've made 3 islands
That was a pain in my non existent ass
Bigger than a butcher block, with countertop instead of oiled wood
Actually had to use teak and finish it with a sealer and affix legs that could support 500+ lbs
That job paid big bucks
See, when I hear "500 pounds" my first thought isn't carpentry. That kitchen needs a steel table.
Lol. It was actually being used for catering events and training classes
Definitely needed a steel table then. Much lighter for the weight support
For the VIP clients to show off expensive good items
Hi im back
Hi back I'm kuaka
hi back im kuaka
I knew that. But was I gunna turn down a 5k job that took me a week to make.
And I got to keep the excess wood.
fancy
I made myself a teak butcher block
Time for teak toilet seats lol
Doesn't matter how oily it is if you encase it in resin
im not following this conversation
We were originally making fun of the Canadian love for Robertson screws
fun
Ha! Damn nadians
Who needs Robertson's when you have a impact and a full array of bits
Better
Now Im sure that they dont wear faces
Big McWillis controls the coal mine
I will mute you in to the next ice age if you don't stop asking
"Aboos abooooose"
Bray. How boot you get older than we'll talk
no you
He's already old
You're older
Yeah :|
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Ah. Weird Al
No?
ew
HEHAWW
I wish u would stfu @pearl oak
i wish ud die brad
whos brad?
@golden ivy UR JUST MEME
I WANT POPPED CORN KERNELS IN BUTTER
I kinda want some popcorn now
ill share if u mute shadow
Popped Chrons
๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ
You popped the corns cherry????
I thought that was a icee
...I approve
...ok
Bray. You ok today man.
You kinda seem....idk...off.
Like something (not me) is bothering you
I made that flag
That's a bray only exclusive
How are you sure that I haven't been filling for bray for days
When was the flag first used here
Yesterday
Hmmmm.
Shout
Shout
LET IT ALL OUT
I have been filling in for bray while hes at work
I feel better
These are the things I can do without
Bray doesn't work
I didn't know he did either
Where does he work
He got a job "comforting" the chimps at the zoo
He's told me
He didn't tell me
What did he do to his mom earlier
I sold myself to his mom
She wanted to hang out
And she chose you over blood why
If you need to speak to Bray he will be back tonight at about 9 I think
It's 9:18
7:18 for us
Oh hey FMJ we live in the same time zone
Lol. Where you from vad
I know we've talked about this before
I can't remember where you're from
Kansas
Yeah....
I live in cali ๐
My mom lives in Wichita
You live in Canadia
Where in Cali, Alex
idk if i feel comfortable saying
Im from the bay area
Well, discord doesn't allow account sharing so if you're not Bray I'm gonna have to report you to trust and safety
Imagine all that tee-hee gone
I know vad is too lazy to file a report on discord
Bray should have told you.
Let's see the notes
Nope
I'm not too lazy. I got laid off
Im on instruction to not show them\
I got PLENTY of time.
I file reports on discord all the time
Proof or report. Your choice.
Hi Alex. I'm FMJ
I got proof before you said that
did ya?
Ah, but you said Bray would be back in about 1.5 hours, I could just mute you until then
i was kiddin champ
And we'd know that
But Alex didn't get teehee. That was bray. So I say Alex needs the white role again.
bray nver left i was just going along with the joek
Uh ask me something only bray would know
just look back at my message history champ
my speaking patterns are impecxably brayden
I think a proper selfie is in need
Don't be condescending, "champ"
Bray NEVER uses champ
its not fair for you to assume I was being condescending by one word
which i wasnt
i am trying new words
Calling people weird pet names without their permission is very condescending
Okay seriously tho, stop or mute, your choice.
"Aboose aboose" <- The cry of the wild canadian
Evade mutes how
lets move on
I'm curious
I'm chef. Can approve of the name.
Yes. I approve
Lol. I figured out to evade getting mentioned.
Well. Almost fully.
Gimme a moment
@pearl oak i will
I don't think emojis in your name will stop you from being able to get mentioned
fmj u can ping by the persons discord name and not nickname
Aha
ban people with enojis in their name
you can also just right click on the name
popcorn is ready
Damn mobile
i hate my keyboard so damn much
Better.
@pearl oak fancy
Thanks bro
you are welcome
๐๐๐ฑ
Yes you are.
i wish
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That looks epic
The name of my forthcoming Djent Black Metal album
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ive become addicted to reddit
I have a set of wooden runes somewhere that my dad made for me while he was in prison
I wonder where they are...
Lol wtf is going on with my game today, found another visual bug
time traveller
Never time travelled
uh huh
This just started happening today on all screens
that's what they all say
^
I would tell you if I had, I have no problem with it
yeah we know we're just being glue
Lol wtf, now I have little green hearts showing on the mastery screen, too
might have accidentally like cloud loaded or something which casued a bug
idk im just throwing ideas out there
IDK, the only other time I cloud loaded it broke a bunch of shit but didn't cause any visual errors. We'll see if its all gone after I rebirth I guess.
love you too
chat has been so dead the last couple of moons
Well? What do you want to talk about?
idk
Here, watch this
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Thanks
Make me some Everclear.
Snowy!
Watch the video and make it yourself
Sadly, I got stranded not at home.
I hate when people upload files to these horrible hosters that limit speeds to like 100kb
whats that?
Freaking anti-piracy protection from a game I was playing.
eek
On android.
And I hadn't even edited the game. Just having the software on my phone was enough to trigger that.
And the checker plaid thing was a username.
For some reason the default editor for my phone gave me that instead of a normal color lol
This is the shit they do when they're too cheap to run a confirmation server for in game purchases
Yeah.
Yeehaw
Also I can aaaalmost guarantee its based on filename recognition, so just change the name of the installed app and the game's checker won't know
doom eternal soon
But that software wasn't for giving me free stuff... It was for ripping code out.
That's completely irrelevant
And I tried that. Lol
I even renamed the master record entry for it.
I mustve missed something.
Hi
Either that or its in the .1% of checkers that do some other, less lazy form of recognition
But doesn't matter. I uninstalled it and the game failed to work still so it was all pointless anyways. Lol
hi potato man
I stopped getting that message and got a couldn't connect to server message. Lmao
Sounds like its time to pirate the pro APK of the game to me
IF there is one
And if not, fuck it, play a better game
what game snowy snowster
I got a refund. :)
Or at least one where the devs don't feel so fucking entitled to tell you what you're allowed to do with your own hardware
Like this game.
What release did you download bray
uh
Too bad I can't play doom on my phone.
idk
I want to play doom eternal.
Well it should say something like CODEX or FITGIRL or something on it
oh thats what you mean
i stup
its fitgirl
i like codex better because it has better music
Fitgirl repacks have music, too
yeah and its alright but i have heard it too much
OH better music you said
Boop. I'm gone again. Bye.
okay bubye snowster
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A user has successfully killed a boss! Congrats to them!

im back after being muted for hating on boys
even though i didnt but thats not the fucking point anymore
Welcome back Eldar
If only I could be so grossly incandescent
LMAO
welp I'm putting it on reddit as promised
Updooted
Iโve been playing idle skulking on my computer for days now, but now itโs time to go to mobile ๐
yo
hello mark
yes
?
hows your nitro
still 11 months left
sad
and a half
still 0 seconds left
cringe
because i never had any
some dude was throwing around nitro gifts in another server, caught 13 months worth
bill gates just casually gifting nitro in every channel
truly
servers with 50+ channels:
actually that server did have a lot of channels
and he kept putting em in random channels
anyway im gonna go fix my minecraft
whatcha broke
well
idk what happened
i just can't load skyfactory 4 anymore
it freezes mid-way
ah i thought a well broke
and i can't load a world because
it freezes my pc
but i've optimalized and reinstalled and i'm trying again
allocate even more ram to java
its not about ram
142 balls from the crypt today
Hello people!
funny is just a clone of me
ok
He's just funny lookin
Hmm maybe
2 client calls scheduled for today already ๐ฆ I'm busier than I was before I had to start working from home
eh I don't really need to do much on the calls it's fine, just have to take notes. It's two new clients so we're just going over deployment requirements
Vad is probably just playin DOOM
Coronavirus is spreading fast.
my mom had two potential covid19 patients
aka kids
yea, Florida governor isn't gonna put the state on lockdown or anything because in his words stay at home orders "dont work"
but thankfully the mayor for the city I live in put out an executive order mandating that any employee that is able to work from home has to
im on lockdown here
but i am a critical business so i get to keep working
@olive narwhal is ur fam safe?
idk how many cases we have, but I know we aren't doing shit for testing and most Floridians don't give a shit which sucks
im the only one of my immediate family in the area
my mom is a hospice nurse so she's been going through a bunch of shit
as far as i know they are
@void spade SO IS MINE
SHE WORKS in a kid floor
she had two potenttial covid19 kids
I think one of the retirement facilities my mom goes to has some confirmed cases
I hope shes safe dude
I'm pretty confident she'll be alright, she's always had a super strong immune system
all western countries are late to doing anything
@strong ore are u 45 XD
teehee 45
u confused me
with what?
No my family isn't safe, nobody's family is safe. Our government sat on their fucking hands when they could have prevented this outbreak from reaching our borders for at least several weeks longer, and now they're sitting on their hands but looking active while doing it trying to contain the outbreak while the economy is collapsing and uncle sam is arguing over giving money to massive corporations with loads of capital and huge amounts of collateral they could use to get their own fucking loans instead of immediately helping the people who actually need it. They're so worried about "muh evil socialism" that they can't get a damn thing done properly, and a lot of people are gonna either die from the virus, get evicted (legally or illegally), not be able to afford groceries next month, or their serious health problem is gonna be ignored by their doctors because by then their doctors will be up to their necks in people that need respirators and 24 hour emergency care due to this horseshit pandemic that, again, they completely failed to do even one goddam thing about back when there was time to do something about it.
Fuck this country.
USA I can tell from how bad it is
LETS BAIL OUT THE FUCKING CRUISE SHIP COMPANIES
I think I was arguing in this chat like a month ago that USA really wasnt prepared and the reception to my comment wasnt great
I think they are having possibly the worst time with the virus of any country around the world?
No italy is probably having the worst time right now
NOW
But we're gonna win that competition within the next month or two
Good for them
Yeah it really is
Its been a tough couple of weeks for them
But I aint just shitting on USA for fun, my parents and many other family live there. I am worried for them
Hey guys. Just started this game yesterday. Ascended once, but i think i was premature. Whats the main thing to be upgrading early game? Thanks ๐
A month ago they were saying they were worried for me in Korea and didnt really listen when I said I was worried for them
@strong ore are u the actress from preety little liars the lesbian one who married allison
u look like her
Want to know what to buy with gems?
Trouble understanding Spiriting?
Need some Beginner Help?
See Adam's Ultimate Guide in #game-info
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oh sorry..
and thats not me in my picture.. obviously
Well how can we know?
I know a lesbian named daddy. she uses her irl selfie.
im most likely a fat balding white dude
Dont say fat.
Never put somone down for their body
u love somone for who they are inside
Well Duh but i hate people calling emselfs fat
people shouldnt be so adverse to being critiqued
My ex girl thinks shes fat and ugly but i comfort her always cuz i care.
Shes attractive .
huh?
i always raise it so she does not cut?
and date random guys .
I hate her dating random men and women.
New topic time
no
Il talk about anything else i want then
ur the mod vad
i dont play minecraft, im not 12
Extra buttons
khan ur prob 50
Khan is 35
whats are those vad?
so what if im almost 16 and play minecraft.
yeah I said im 35
Those are secret buttons for high level pros
YOUTUBERS ur age play that
its a joke shadow
Well you better learn how
Anyways i am off trying find my save to idle skilling so i can cheat
i cant even tell if its a photoshop
it has a online editer.
Its not a photoshop, its a bug I have been having
People say owners made it
u level all ur things equally?
There's no online save editor for idle skilling
my neurons are frying at an accelerated rate
No, I know for a fact there isn't an online save editor specifically for idle skilling
Why is my rifts not letting me upgrade em
i cant upgrade em XD
I have all shit i need to upgrade
but i cant
the hard part isn't even editing, it's basically just changing values in a text file. The annoying stuff is properly unpacking/repacking
!rounding
Sometime the numbers look the same, but they aren't. For example, you may have 10.6 dirt, and the cost is 11.3 dirt. 10.6 < 11.3, yet it looks like you can afford it, because 10.6 rounds to 11, and 11.3 rounds to 11, and 11 = 11!
i cant see ur screen shodaw
@void spade hey bugger smasher why cant i upgrade rifts
You don't need to tag people who are already in the chat with you
can chu help me bug
but without a screenshot I redirect you to what Vad sent about rounding
Il screenshare!
take a screenshot and post
no not screenshare just a screenshot is fine
I CANTTTT.
Ugh nvm
you can call me and share your screen
i rocked bball today
but you can't take a screenshot?
In a irl cop servr here i had to show proof of cops being abusive to me
WHEN i click upgrade speed or value on any rifts like speed rift or so It wont click
all you're saying is you can't upgrade your rifts, that's not enough info for me to tell you what's wrong
wont upgrade
the opioid epidemic is also a severe issue from what I'm seeing
I mean like, is there a reason you don't want to send a screenshot? I'm not tryna be a dick about it or anything
Oh definitely
it would just make the whole process way easier
Cuz i cant idk how nor wanna

