#off-topic-chat

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golden ivy
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no he isnt

sleek kraken
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Any underagers ina server is bad news

foggy thorn
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how old are you?

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17?

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16?

sleek kraken
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Who me? 16

foggy thorn
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thats underage

sleek kraken
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well almost

foggy thorn
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bad news

golden ivy
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^

foggy thorn
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server is getting banned

sleek kraken
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I MEAN IN DiSCORD

errant forge
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And why should I ever be giving my birth certificate with my full birth ID to Hammer and Chisel?

foggy thorn
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???????/

sleek kraken
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DISCORD TOS SAYS 13 and older

golden ivy
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hammer and chisel???

sleek kraken
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hammer

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XD

golden ivy
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"damn this buisness wanted documents on my resume so i can work there, guess im reporting them to the cops"

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aaanyway

foggy thorn
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lol

golden ivy
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!mute @signal charm

raw folioBOT
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jett#8583 has been muted

Reason: Unspecified

[unmute]

foggy thorn
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hes not a troll

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but ok

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genuine person

sleek kraken
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XD

golden ivy
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yeah but too young to be here still

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like literally 10

foggy thorn
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he said 12

sleek kraken
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mute for 24 hrs

golden ivy
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doubt

foggy thorn
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hes turning 13 tomorrow

golden ivy
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doubt

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you just taking his word for it lol

foggy thorn
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bro everything in the internet is true

golden ivy
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keep him muted so we dont get un-verified

foggy thorn
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source: trust me

jagged kite
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I just got no gems on the hoops today

foggy thorn
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when are we getting partnered?

errant forge
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Like I am 13 so I am not gotta get banned but still, requiring ID to be uploaded to the internet is... meh. The saying is, what gets to the internet, stays on the internet.

golden ivy
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partnered?

long glen
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From now on, everyone who can't immediately answer the question "what is a floppy disk" gets banned for being too young.

jagged kite
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Isn't that the save icon?

golden ivy
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good one boomer

foggy thorn
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isnt that a big usb?

golden ivy
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holy shit kuaka not false

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hadn't thought of it like that

foggy thorn
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like verified but much cooler

sleek kraken
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XD i had to look up floopy disk

golden ivy
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what's the difference @foggy thorn

foggy thorn
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uh

sleek kraken
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My brain of tech shit is bad

golden ivy
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o sorry gonna have to ban you then according to chyr @sleek kraken

sleek kraken
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WHAT

foggy thorn
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discord itself acknowledges you

golden ivy
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was nice knowing ya

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no just kidding

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bye bitch

sleek kraken
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THATS NOT FAIR

golden ivy
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i'm kidding

foggy thorn
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yes it is

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we have secret mod rules

golden ivy
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@golden ivy jesus what

foggy thorn
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that only mods know

errant forge
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A floppy disk is a thing like USB's but these are no longer sold and there are not many devices that can read them. Also they are useless due to their capacity not even being in the MB's.

golden ivy
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a bitch is a female dog

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I assume she is a dog person

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and female

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uh huh and a fag is the butt of a cigarette, sure

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woah adam

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we are trying to be passive

long glen
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insert gay/happy joke here

foggy thorn
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im not gay because gay means happy and im never happy

golden ivy
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i don't even know what joke you could make from that

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ah

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well, that

foggy thorn
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also the difference between partnered and verified is that partners can get paid

golden ivy
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paid how ๐Ÿค”

foggy thorn
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just says they get paid

golden ivy
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if it involves ads i ain't interested

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i've seen those servers that are just big ads

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hellholes

river drum
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Hi I'm new

golden ivy
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no

foggy thorn
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hi new im kuaka

golden ivy
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alright bro cool

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!mute @river drum

raw folioBOT
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potato man#1578 has been muted

Reason: Unspecified

[unmute]

golden ivy
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kvetko

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smh

foggy thorn
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what

golden ivy
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3/23/2020

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no it was jett

foggy thorn
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how

golden ivy
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okay

winged sigil
golden ivy
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lol ye

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8 mins ago

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kvetko is lurking

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he sent me this

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cant understand it because of the english

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wtf does he mean

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its kinda weird thaty he just lurks

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yes it is

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when he's muted

foggy thorn
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lol

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join

golden ivy
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^

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join

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i did

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he left

foggy thorn
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boo

golden ivy
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bies

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nvm he's back

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not saying shit

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sup

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hi

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!unmute @river drum

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!unmute @signal charm

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lol

foggy thorn
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what

golden ivy
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he ain't 10

foggy thorn
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oh

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hes 50?

golden ivy
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lol no but i can tell he's at least not 10

foggy thorn
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so 93

golden ivy
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mute evading should still be punishable

foggy thorn
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good to kow

river drum
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I'm turning 14 tomorrow

golden ivy
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sup

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eh yeah it should @golden ivy
but people do it all the time anyways so like ๐Ÿคท

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so if i murder enough people does it become ๐Ÿคท

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maybe ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ try it

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๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ okay boomer

river drum
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When a doctor says you only have 1 day to live kill people and got a life sentence

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I smart

fossil stratus
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Welp i ll never win a free gems contest

golden ivy
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woah

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I remembered my dream

foggy thorn
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dont you live in italy five?

golden ivy
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JESUS CHRIST

foggy thorn
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or france

fossil stratus
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No

golden ivy
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my dream was whack

fossil stratus
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I live in france

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Oh

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Yed

golden ivy
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There was a land submarine that shot large harpoons at me

fossil stratus
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Yed*

river drum
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I live in nsw

fossil stratus
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Yes*

river drum
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I'm playing Minecraft while talking on discord

burnt pecan
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k

fossil stratus
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Same with mystera legacy

river drum
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And I'm terrible

burnt pecan
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Same with demoncrawl and warzone

foggy thorn
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same with demoncrawl and apex

river drum
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???

golden ivy
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I always play krunk while talking in disc

burnt pecan
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k bray

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u should go pro

foggy thorn
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^

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def

golden ivy
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I did

river drum
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Want me to play

foggy thorn
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ah im also playing tft

burnt pecan
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warzone is cool tbh

foggy thorn
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yea

sleek kraken
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HEHAW

burnt pecan
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thought I was gonna hate it when i started

golden ivy
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oh ew ur back

foggy thorn
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but i still prefer apex

burnt pecan
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hard to pick

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at least warzone is doing custom gamemodes

foggy thorn
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o

burnt pecan
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and they have solos, for antisocials like me

river drum
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Bray what server are u in

foggy thorn
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yeah i saw that

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you play on ps4 right?

golden ivy
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idle skilling

burnt pecan
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yessir

foggy thorn
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bro me too ๐Ÿ˜ณ

river drum
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No on krunker

burnt pecan
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bro...

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fr?

foggy thorn
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frfr

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maybe we can..... play together......

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ahhah jk jk

burnt pecan
foggy thorn
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unless...?

burnt pecan
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ill play later, gonna go cook some burgers like a true patriot

river drum
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Bray want me to host a krunker game

golden ivy
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no

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Q: who is potato man

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A: random ass white-name

sleek kraken
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HEHAWWW

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RIDING TEXAS

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ALABAMA

golden ivy
sleek kraken
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my entrence is always dramatic

golden ivy
fossil stratus
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Didnt get the red

golden ivy
burnt pecan
golden ivy
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how is it an entrance if you've been here for like half an hour @sleek kraken

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just me or is @sleek kraken an Ashley wannabe

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she doesn't even know who ashley is bro

foggy thorn
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no where near ashley

burnt pecan
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just you bray lol

sleek kraken
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I SHOULD GO

golden ivy
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Agreed

foggy thorn
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yes bye bye

river drum
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OK

burnt pecan
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adios amigo

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just had a banger idea for demoncrawl - twitch integration

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audience can choose stage mods and shit

golden ivy
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that'd be cool

river drum
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I am in a server by myself in krunker

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And I'm not hosting

golden ivy
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ur soo cool

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โค๏ธ

winged sigil
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make sure to choose ctf so you can farm kr

golden ivy
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hoth is the new kr farm

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koth*

winged sigil
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I think I did that for a bit too

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it's boring as hell though

golden ivy
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true

river drum
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That was fun to play bray

golden ivy
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agreed

river drum
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But ur way to good

golden ivy
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โค๏ธ

river drum
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Do you have roblox

foggy thorn
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yes

golden ivy
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no

foggy thorn
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I have limiteds

river drum
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I have 42 robux

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My username is dumb

sleek kraken
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i have 1000k robux in my dreams

golden ivy
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pls go away]

burnt pecan
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u go away bray

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smh

river drum
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Kuala do you want me to tell my username

foggy thorn
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sure

river drum
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I will message you

golden ivy
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massage*

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๐Ÿ˜‰

burnt pecan
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massacre*

tame sparrow
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God I hate the new wojack style meme where there's two hideous interpretations of whatever the meme is about and its like
Vadhakara: "I hate this new meme" - Other side: "Haha le may may"

sleek kraken
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Can u unban mu bf xD

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well ex

golden ivy
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no

foggy thorn
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we banned someone?

tame sparrow
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What is this individuals username on discord?

golden ivy
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he wasn't even muted @sleek kraken

sleek kraken
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Daboyjukes

foggy thorn
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he just left

sleek kraken
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TF

foggy thorn
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by himself

sleek kraken
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HoW

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why

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Tf

golden ivy
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get denied

foggy thorn
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idk

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ask him

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he's just your bf

tame sparrow
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Probably for the same reason I'm about to leave this hellhole: Too many dumb tweens

golden ivy
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ur leaving?

tame sparrow
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Lol no

foggy thorn
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I would leave

tame sparrow
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I won't give you all the satisfaction

foggy thorn
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but then I won't be able to bully bray

golden ivy
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you dont bully me lmao

sleek kraken
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XD

golden ivy
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ur insults are always the ones that fall flat

sleek kraken
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@tame sparrow can u leave us we love u too much

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xD

tame sparrow
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!permaban @sleek kraken being a suckup

golden ivy
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lol

sleek kraken
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Cri

foggy thorn
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it's not permaban

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just ban

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!ban @sleek kraken

raw folioBOT
sleek kraken
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NO

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DONT BAN ME

burnt pecan
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lol

golden ivy
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someone should tell them

foggy thorn
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no

tame sparrow
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Kuaka must you always ruin my jokes

foggy thorn
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they are banned

golden ivy
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shadow

foggy thorn
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yes we do

winged sigil
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I thought that command was disabled

sleek kraken
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@tame sparrow Can u leave the server we dont love u we want kuauka as new admin

foggy thorn
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Adam enabled it

sleek kraken
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XD

golden ivy
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the only person with the perms neglects the server

foggy thorn
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he's not even a full mod???

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he's just a diet mod

tame sparrow
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kuaka likes me better than he likes you, might want to be careful who you make admin

golden ivy
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barely even a diet mod tho

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same perms

foggy thorn
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no

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they can't perm mute

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and uhh

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they can't uh

golden ivy
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lmao

foggy thorn
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yes

tame sparrow
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I can't perm mute, but 364 days is good enough for me lol

golden ivy
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why 364 days

sleek kraken
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Dont mute me

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u boy

golden ivy
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999999 trillion years

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sounds good

sleek kraken
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U BOY

tame sparrow
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Its long enough to frustrate them and short enough to also frustrate them

foggy thorn
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Adam is a girl please don't calling him a boy

tame sparrow
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Adam is so pretty

golden ivy
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hot*

sleek kraken
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adam i love u 3

golden ivy
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smoking hot

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๐Ÿ˜ณ

sleek kraken
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XD

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adam u me make adasshadow

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xD

golden ivy
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wtf does that mean

sleek kraken
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XD

tame sparrow
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@golden ivy post in the tentacle emporium this week

golden ivy
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why

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vad

foggy thorn
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I'm going to time travel so I'm 18

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brb

golden ivy
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inv me to the tentacle emporium and i will givwe you reddit premium for half a month

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i'm gonna post the most fucked up porn i can find @tame sparrow

tame sparrow
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Why not

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2d only

foggy thorn
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oh you want numbers adam

golden ivy
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well it sounded like a threat almost

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177103

foggy thorn
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for some fucked up shit

golden ivy
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already know baby

foggy thorn
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that's not as bad

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mine has vored,

tame sparrow
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hold on I'll make you a new channel

golden ivy
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the suicide one?

sleek kraken
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ANYWAYS

foggy thorn
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let me find it

sleek kraken
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I NEEDA GO RN my EX GF BEAR IS SUICIDAL CUZ OF MY EX BF

foggy thorn
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ok bye

golden ivy
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jesus christ

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bears beets battlestar galactica

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spelling is a hard

tame sparrow
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Okay adam I made you a channel

golden ivy
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Vadhakara invite me

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pls

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i will give you so much happy

tame sparrow
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You're not old enough

golden ivy
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PLEASE VAD

tame sparrow
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GET OLDER

golden ivy
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NO

tame sparrow
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There's no place for you in my world

golden ivy
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no u

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now inv me

burnt pecan
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age is just a number

golden ivy
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^ hell yeah

burnt pecan
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and prison is just a place

dusky relic
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age

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what

golden ivy
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I dont know

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uwu

tame sparrow
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NO UWU IN THE GENERAL CHAT SIR

burnt pecan
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OwO

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whats this?

tame sparrow
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OwOs only

burnt pecan
golden ivy
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invite me or my 17 alts will uwu ur ass to hell

burnt pecan
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lol

tame sparrow
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You guys gave me diarrhea, I'm going to the bathroom

foggy thorn
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have fun

golden ivy
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I hope you have a gweat time UwU ;-;

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<#

tame sparrow
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Prepare for the rise of: MOBILE VAD

golden ivy
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inv me to the tentacle emporium mobile vad

tame sparrow
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The only place I'm inviting you to is hell sir

golden ivy
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pls

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im begging u

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P
L
S

burnt pecan
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why do you care so much bray lmao

golden ivy
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I have these weird veins on my hand

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they are an arrow shape

hollow forge
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everyone has them

golden ivy
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aww

sleek kraken
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I have a scarr shape of a Screw

void spade
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What kind of screw

golden ivy
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i dont know the different types

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like the names

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i just call it by the shape

wind rain
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my first try

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where's my damn prize

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xd

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||i'm joking, unless..?||

tame sparrow
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He's Canadian so its probably one of those fucking Robertson screws they like so much

strong ore
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you guys dont have robertson screws?

tame sparrow
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They're not common in the US, we mostly have Torx or Phillips

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Torx is becoming a lot more common with contractors and stuff since you get fewer stripped screws while working.

strong ore
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phillips is horrible

tame sparrow
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Phillips used in an incorrect application is horrible. Used correctly it is fine.

strong ore
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fine is not good

tame sparrow
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And good is not horrible.

strong ore
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like u can use shit tools and do the job if its not a hard job

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but you could use good tools for the easy job too

pearl oak
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I miss carpentry

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Like it was so fun. I wanna find a way to mix carpentry with culinary

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Besides making my own butcher blocks.

tame sparrow
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Make cutting boards?

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Lol I was gonna say butcher blocks next

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Portable kitchen islands

pearl oak
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I've already made so many.

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I've made 3 islands

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That was a pain in my non existent ass

tame sparrow
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Bigger than a butcher block, with countertop instead of oiled wood

pearl oak
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Actually had to use teak and finish it with a sealer and affix legs that could support 500+ lbs

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That job paid big bucks

tame sparrow
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See, when I hear "500 pounds" my first thought isn't carpentry. That kitchen needs a steel table.

pearl oak
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Lol. It was actually being used for catering events and training classes

tame sparrow
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Definitely needed a steel table then. Much lighter for the weight support

pearl oak
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For the VIP clients to show off expensive good items

golden ivy
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Hi im back

tame sparrow
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Hi back I'm kuaka

golden ivy
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hi back im kuaka

pearl oak
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I knew that. But was I gunna turn down a 5k job that took me a week to make.

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And I got to keep the excess wood.

tame sparrow
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fancy

pearl oak
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I made myself a teak butcher block

tame sparrow
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Time for teak toilet seats lol

pearl oak
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Lol. No

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Teak is so fuckin oily

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I mean sturdy as hell.

tame sparrow
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Doesn't matter how oily it is if you encase it in resin

golden ivy
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im not following this conversation

pearl oak
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Grain of oak, weight of poplar

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Also cost $27 a bdft

tame sparrow
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We were originally making fun of the Canadian love for Robertson screws

golden ivy
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fun

pearl oak
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Ha! Damn nadians

golden ivy
pearl oak
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Who needs Robertson's when you have a impact and a full array of bits

golden ivy
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im hungry

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brb

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hi hungry im kuaka

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ballet sheos?

pearl oak
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Yes. Ballet sheos

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Princess

golden ivy
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I would assume princess' would wear like heels or fancy shoes

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not dancing shoes

pearl oak
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Better

golden ivy
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Now Im sure that they dont wear faces

tame sparrow
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Big McWillis controls the coal mine

golden ivy
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speaking of coal mines

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can i be inv'd to tentacle emporium

tame sparrow
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I will mute you in to the next ice age if you don't stop asking

golden ivy
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ugh

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abuser

tame sparrow
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"Aboos abooooose"

golden ivy
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abuse loser

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aboser

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a-bose-er

pearl oak
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Bray. How boot you get older than we'll talk

golden ivy
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no you

tame sparrow
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He's already old

pearl oak
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You're older

pearl oak
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Ah. Weird Al

tame sparrow
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No?

golden ivy
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ew

pearl oak
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Lol. I'm talking about the CD

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Learn how to spell bray

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So many edits

sleek kraken
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HEHAWW

golden ivy
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I wish u would stfu @pearl oak

sleek kraken
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i wish ud die brad

golden ivy
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whos brad?

sleek kraken
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@golden ivy UR JUST MEME

pearl oak
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That's harsh bray

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What did she do

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No you

golden ivy
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sigh

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popcorn time

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brb

pearl oak
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I WANT POPPED CORN KERNELS IN BUTTER

tame sparrow
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I kinda want some popcorn now

golden ivy
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ill share if u mute shadow

pearl oak
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Or I'll just send him some.

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@tame sparrow ๐Ÿฟ

tame sparrow
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Popped Chrons

pearl oak
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๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿฟ

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You popped the corns cherry????

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I thought that was a icee

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...I approve

golden ivy
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...ok

pearl oak
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Bray. You ok today man.

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You kinda seem....idk...off.

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Like something (not me) is bothering you

golden ivy
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Not bray

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Bray hired me to take his place for the day

pearl oak
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Mmmhm

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You used the sad Canadian flag

golden ivy
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I made that flag

pearl oak
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That's a bray only exclusive

golden ivy
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How are you sure that I haven't been filling for bray for days

pearl oak
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When was the flag first used here

golden ivy
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Yesterday

pearl oak
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Hmmmm.

tame sparrow
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Shout
Shout
LET IT ALL OUT

pearl oak
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Only bray would know that

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

golden ivy
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I have been filling in for bray while hes at work

pearl oak
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I feel better

tame sparrow
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These are the things I can do without

golden ivy
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names Alex

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nice to meet you

pearl oak
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Bray doesn't work

golden ivy
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I didn't know he did either

pearl oak
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Where does he work

tame sparrow
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He got a job "comforting" the chimps at the zoo

pearl oak
#

He's told me

golden ivy
#

He didn't tell me

pearl oak
#

What did he do to his mom earlier

golden ivy
#

I sold myself to his mom

pearl oak
#

Mmmhm

#

Why

golden ivy
#

She wanted to hang out

pearl oak
#

And she chose you over blood why

golden ivy
#

If you need to speak to Bray he will be back tonight at about 9 I think

pearl oak
#

It's 9:18

golden ivy
#

7:18 for us

tame sparrow
#

Oh hey FMJ we live in the same time zone

pearl oak
#

Lol. Where you from vad

#

I know we've talked about this before

#

I can't remember where you're from

tame sparrow
#

Kansas

pearl oak
#

O God.

#

That's horrible

#

I'm so sorry

tame sparrow
#

Yeah....

golden ivy
#

I live in cali ๐Ÿ™‚

pearl oak
#

My mom lives in Wichita

tame sparrow
#

You live in Canadia

golden ivy
#

No

#

Bray does

#

im from cali lmao

pearl oak
#

Where in Cali, Alex

golden ivy
#

idk if i feel comfortable saying

pearl oak
#

Im from the bay area

tame sparrow
#

Well, discord doesn't allow account sharing so if you're not Bray I'm gonna have to report you to trust and safety

pearl oak
#

Imagine all that tee-hee gone

golden ivy
#

teehee?

#

oh the role he has

#

what does it mean?

pearl oak
#

Tell bray sorry

#

But we don't allow that in here.

golden ivy
#

I know vad is too lazy to file a report on discord

pearl oak
#

Bray should have told you.

golden ivy
#

its here in my notes

#

the notes that bray gave me

pearl oak
#

Let's see the notes

golden ivy
#

Nope

pearl oak
#

I'm not too lazy. I got laid off

golden ivy
#

Im on instruction to not show them\

pearl oak
#

I got PLENTY of time.

tame sparrow
#

I file reports on discord all the time

pearl oak
#

Proof or report. Your choice.

golden ivy
#

I am not choice

#

im Alex

pearl oak
#

Hi Alex. I'm FMJ

golden ivy
#

Okay fine lets say im bray

#

alex is just a joke

pearl oak
#

Which you are.

#

And he is

golden ivy
#

Perfect

#

noban for me

pearl oak
#

I got proof before you said that

golden ivy
#

did ya?

tame sparrow
#

Ah, but you said Bray would be back in about 1.5 hours, I could just mute you until then

pearl oak
#

Sounds reasonable

#

That way the real bray is here.

golden ivy
#

i was kiddin champ

pearl oak
#

And we'd know that

#

But Alex didn't get teehee. That was bray. So I say Alex needs the white role again.

golden ivy
#

bray nver left i was just going along with the joek

pearl oak
#

He can earn his teehee back

#

How do we know

#

You were just Alex a minute ago

golden ivy
#

Uh ask me something only bray would know

pearl oak
#

Bray gave you notes

#

How do we know that he didn't have them in the notes

golden ivy
#

just look back at my message history champ

#

my speaking patterns are impecxably brayden

pearl oak
#

I think a proper selfie is in need

tame sparrow
#

Don't be condescending, "champ"

pearl oak
#

Bray NEVER uses champ

golden ivy
#

idk was trying to mix it up a bit

#

also fuck off vad

#

I wasnt being condescending

pearl oak
#

3x ever. You've used it 2x

golden ivy
#

its not fair for you to assume I was being condescending by one word

#

which i wasnt

#

i am trying new words

tame sparrow
#

Calling people weird pet names without their permission is very condescending

golden ivy
#

Okay fine buddy

#

can i use buddy?

#

no name works

tame sparrow
#

Okay seriously tho, stop or mute, your choice.
"Aboose aboose" <- The cry of the wild canadian

pearl oak
#

17x

#

Buddy that is

#

Can't cry aboose if he's mutes ๐Ÿ˜‚

golden ivy
#

I can just evade

#

adam said mute evading is perfectly legal

pearl oak
#

Evade mutes how

golden ivy
#

lets move on

pearl oak
#

I'm curious

golden ivy
#

i need to cook popcorn

#

stop distracting me chef man

pearl oak
#

I'm chef. Can approve of the name.

#

Yes. I approve

#

Lol. I figured out to evade getting mentioned.

#

Well. Almost fully.

golden ivy
#

@pearl oak

#

try again

pearl oak
#

Gimme a moment

golden ivy
#

@pearl oak i will

winged sigil
#

I don't think emojis in your name will stop you from being able to get mentioned

golden ivy
#

fmj u can ping by the persons discord name and not nickname

pearl oak
#

Aha

strong ore
#

ban people with enojis in their name

pearl oak
#

Damn it.

#

I know.

#

It was worth a shot.

#

I also did say it wasn't perfect

winged sigil
golden ivy
#

popcorn is ready

pearl oak
#

Damn mobile

golden ivy
#

i hate my keyboard so damn much

pearl oak
#

Better.

golden ivy
#

ym name used to be in a similar font

#

back when i was lemon bray

pearl oak
#

I had to reinstall the app. Lol

#

It was so great when I played AMS

#

And Lord's Mobile

tame sparrow
#

@pearl oak fancy

pearl oak
#

Thanks bro

golden ivy
#

you are welcome

pearl oak
#

App called Stylish Text

#

With LP you can get over 100 free fonts.

golden ivy
#

๐”‰๐”ž๐”ฑ

pearl oak
#

Yes you are.

golden ivy
#

i wish

pearl oak
#

๐–›๐–†๐–‰๐–๐–†๐–๐–†๐–—๐–† [๐•ฟ๐–๐–Š ๐•ฌ๐–“๐–“๐–Ž๐–๐–Ž๐–‘๐–†๐–™๐–”๐–—]

#

That looks epic

tame sparrow
#

The name of my forthcoming Djent Black Metal album

pearl oak
#

๐–›๐–†๐–‰๐–๐–†๐–๐–†๐–—๐–† [๐•ฟ๐–๐–Šโœค๐•ฌ๐–“๐–“๐–Ž๐–๐–Ž๐–‘๐–†๐–™๐–”๐–—]

#

แฏ๊๊€ธ๊ƒ…๊๊€˜๊๊‹ช๊ [๊“„๊ƒ…๊Ÿ ๊๊ˆค๊ˆค๊€ค๊ƒ…๊€ค๊’’๊๊“„๊‚ฆ๊‹ช]

golden ivy
#

ive become addicted to reddit

tame sparrow
#

I have a set of wooden runes somewhere that my dad made for me while he was in prison

#

I wonder where they are...

golden ivy
#

kitty

tame sparrow
golden ivy
#

time traveller

tame sparrow
#

Never time travelled

golden ivy
#

uh huh

tame sparrow
#

This just started happening today on all screens

winged sigil
#

that's what they all say

golden ivy
#

^

tame sparrow
#

I would tell you if I had, I have no problem with it

golden ivy
#

yeah we know we're just being glue

tame sparrow
#

Lol wtf, now I have little green hearts showing on the mastery screen, too

golden ivy
#

might have accidentally like cloud loaded or something which casued a bug

#

idk im just throwing ideas out there

tame sparrow
#

IDK, the only other time I cloud loaded it broke a bunch of shit but didn't cause any visual errors. We'll see if its all gone after I rebirth I guess.

golden ivy
#

love you too

golden ivy
#

chat has been so dead the last couple of moons

tame sparrow
#

Well? What do you want to talk about?

golden ivy
#

idk

tame sparrow
#

Here, watch this

golden ivy
#

Thanks

fading nymph
#

Make me some Everclear.

golden ivy
#

Snowy!

tame sparrow
#

Watch the video and make it yourself

fading nymph
#

Sadly, I got stranded not at home.

golden ivy
#

I hate when people upload files to these horrible hosters that limit speeds to like 100kb

fading nymph
#

Mega and Nopy and Anonfiles and 4shared

#

Unless you pay there will be slow times.

golden ivy
#

I liek zippyshare a lot

#

but like these suck

fading nymph
golden ivy
#

whats that?

fading nymph
#

Freaking anti-piracy protection from a game I was playing.

golden ivy
#

eek

fading nymph
#

On android.

#

And I hadn't even edited the game. Just having the software on my phone was enough to trigger that.

#

And the checker plaid thing was a username.

#

For some reason the default editor for my phone gave me that instead of a normal color lol

golden ivy
#

๐Ÿ™‚

#

I havent had nightly headaches in many moons

#

:))))

tame sparrow
#

This is the shit they do when they're too cheap to run a confirmation server for in game purchases

fading nymph
#

Yeah.

golden ivy
#

Yeehaw

tame sparrow
#

Also I can aaaalmost guarantee its based on filename recognition, so just change the name of the installed app and the game's checker won't know

golden ivy
#

doom eternal soon

fading nymph
#

But that software wasn't for giving me free stuff... It was for ripping code out.

tame sparrow
#

That's completely irrelevant

fading nymph
#

And I tried that. Lol

#

I even renamed the master record entry for it.

#

I mustve missed something.

river drum
#

Hi

tame sparrow
#

Either that or its in the .1% of checkers that do some other, less lazy form of recognition

fading nymph
#

But doesn't matter. I uninstalled it and the game failed to work still so it was all pointless anyways. Lol

golden ivy
#

hi potato man

fading nymph
#

I stopped getting that message and got a couldn't connect to server message. Lmao

tame sparrow
#

Sounds like its time to pirate the pro APK of the game to me

#

IF there is one

#

And if not, fuck it, play a better game

golden ivy
#

what game snowy snowster

fading nymph
#

I got a refund. :)

tame sparrow
#

Or at least one where the devs don't feel so fucking entitled to tell you what you're allowed to do with your own hardware

fading nymph
#

Like this game.

golden ivy
#

doooooom is extracting

#

:)))

tame sparrow
#

What release did you download bray

golden ivy
#

uh

fading nymph
#

Too bad I can't play doom on my phone.

golden ivy
#

idk

fading nymph
#

I want to play doom eternal.

tame sparrow
#

Well it should say something like CODEX or FITGIRL or something on it

golden ivy
#

oh thats what you mean

#

i stup

#

its fitgirl

#

i like codex better because it has better music

tame sparrow
#

Fitgirl repacks have music, too

golden ivy
#

yeah and its alright but i have heard it too much

tame sparrow
#

OH better music you said

fading nymph
#

Boop. I'm gone again. Bye.

golden ivy
#

okay bubye snowster

golden ivy
#

๐ŸŽ‰ ๐ŸŽ‰ ๐ŸŽ‰

vale flicker
#

Do I eat a hotdog or toast with peanut butter

#

I need you guys to make my important life decisions

#

Important note: I'd have to microwave the hotdog instead of grilling it

molten tangle
#

I rather eating RICE

vale flicker
#

I had rice for dinner

#

This is 12 AM snack

molten tangle
#

Then hotdog with peanut butter

#

Cause i haven't try hotdog with peanut butter

tame sparrow
#

Have a hotdog but apply maximum filmgrain

golden ivy
#

Boiling hotdog is as easy as microwaving almost

#

Just boil them

tame sparrow
raw folioBOT
#

A user has successfully killed a boss! Congrats to them! STAR STAR STAR

frank moth
#

im back after being muted for hating on boys

#

even though i didnt but thats not the fucking point anymore

humble oracle
#

Welcome back Eldar

golden ivy
#

guys

#

face reveal

#

it came in in time for my bday!

tame sparrow
#

If only I could be so grossly incandescent

golden ivy
#

LMAO

#

welp I'm putting it on reddit as promised

tame sparrow
#

Updooted

golden ivy
#

didn't think this particular photo was quite right for r/pics

#

thanks vad

brazen heath
#

Iโ€™ve been playing idle skulking on my computer for days now, but now itโ€™s time to go to mobile ๐Ÿ™‚

distant siren
#

skulking

#

skung

#

hello?

vital heart
#

yo

distant siren
#

is this a wasteland

#

oh hey dag

vital heart
#

hello mark

distant siren
#

yes

vital heart
#

?

distant siren
#

hows your nitro

vital heart
#

still 11 months left

distant siren
#

sad

vital heart
#

and a half

distant siren
#

still 0 seconds left

vital heart
#

cringe

distant siren
#

because i never had any

vital heart
#

some dude was throwing around nitro gifts in another server, caught 13 months worth

distant siren
#

bill gates just casually gifting nitro in every channel

vital heart
#

truly

distant siren
#

servers with 50+ channels:

vital heart
#

actually that server did have a lot of channels

#

and he kept putting em in random channels

distant siren
#

anyway im gonna go fix my minecraft

vital heart
#

whatcha broke

distant siren
#

well

#

idk what happened

#

i just can't load skyfactory 4 anymore

#

it freezes mid-way

vital heart
#

ah i thought a well broke

distant siren
#

and i can't load a world because

#

it freezes my pc

#

but i've optimalized and reinstalled and i'm trying again

vital heart
#

allocate even more ram to java

distant siren
#

its not about ram

vital heart
#

ok

#

anyhow gonna do something

#

cya

distant siren
#

my ram is 90% like usual

#

but disk usage is very high

golden ivy
tame sparrow
#

142 balls from the crypt today

distant siren
#

why are you staring at me like that

#

this is normal

#

ish

errant forge
torpid berry
#

Hello people!

void spade
#

Hello

#

Hi funny

distant siren
#

funny is just a clone of me

frank moth
#

ok

golden ivy
#

Ok

#

But funny... Is funnier

#

And also not you

tame sparrow
#

He's just funny lookin

golden ivy
#

Hmm maybe

distant siren
#

ok sure

#

i might not be a comedian

#

but i am a kid after all

void spade
#

2 client calls scheduled for today already ๐Ÿ˜ฆ I'm busier than I was before I had to start working from home

sleek kraken
#

im sad

#

@void spade id help u but im only good with tech

#

and art

void spade
#

eh I don't really need to do much on the calls it's fine, just have to take notes. It's two new clients so we're just going over deployment requirements

sleek kraken
#

ih

#

oh

#

@tame sparrow is ur day busy is your family safe?

void spade
#

Vad is probably just playin DOOM

sleek kraken
#

Coronavirus is spreading fast.

#

my mom had two potential covid19 patients

#

aka kids

void spade
#

yea, Florida governor isn't gonna put the state on lockdown or anything because in his words stay at home orders "dont work"

sleek kraken
#

Canadas on lockdown soson.

#

We have over 1000 cases

void spade
#

but thankfully the mayor for the city I live in put out an executive order mandating that any employee that is able to work from home has to

olive narwhal
#

im on lockdown here

sleek kraken
#

Good!

#

i hope ur families are safe

olive narwhal
#

but i am a critical business so i get to keep working

sleek kraken
#

@olive narwhal is ur fam safe?

void spade
#

idk how many cases we have, but I know we aren't doing shit for testing and most Floridians don't give a shit which sucks

sleek kraken
#

We are.

#

move to canada XD

olive narwhal
#

im the only one of my immediate family in the area

void spade
#

my mom is a hospice nurse so she's been going through a bunch of shit

olive narwhal
#

as far as i know they are

sleek kraken
#

@void spade SO IS MINE

#

SHE WORKS in a kid floor

#

she had two potenttial covid19 kids

void spade
#

I think one of the retirement facilities my mom goes to has some confirmed cases

sleek kraken
#

I hope shes safe dude

void spade
#

I'm pretty confident she'll be alright, she's always had a super strong immune system

strong ore
#

all western countries are late to doing anything

sleek kraken
#

@strong ore are u 45 XD

strong ore
#

wat?

#

im 35

sleek kraken
#

then why put 45

#

XD

strong ore
#

teehee 45

sleek kraken
#

u confused me

strong ore
#

with what?

tame sparrow
#

No my family isn't safe, nobody's family is safe. Our government sat on their fucking hands when they could have prevented this outbreak from reaching our borders for at least several weeks longer, and now they're sitting on their hands but looking active while doing it trying to contain the outbreak while the economy is collapsing and uncle sam is arguing over giving money to massive corporations with loads of capital and huge amounts of collateral they could use to get their own fucking loans instead of immediately helping the people who actually need it. They're so worried about "muh evil socialism" that they can't get a damn thing done properly, and a lot of people are gonna either die from the virus, get evicted (legally or illegally), not be able to afford groceries next month, or their serious health problem is gonna be ignored by their doctors because by then their doctors will be up to their necks in people that need respirators and 24 hour emergency care due to this horseshit pandemic that, again, they completely failed to do even one goddam thing about back when there was time to do something about it.
Fuck this country.

strong ore
#

USA I can tell from how bad it is

tame sparrow
#

LETS BAIL OUT THE FUCKING CRUISE SHIP COMPANIES

strong ore
#

I think I was arguing in this chat like a month ago that USA really wasnt prepared and the reception to my comment wasnt great

#

I think they are having possibly the worst time with the virus of any country around the world?

tame sparrow
#

No italy is probably having the worst time right now

strong ore
#

NOW

tame sparrow
#

But we're gonna win that competition within the next month or two

strong ore
#

Italy already peaked

#

their death is down 300 from peak

tame sparrow
#

Good for them

strong ore
#

Yeah it really is

#

Its been a tough couple of weeks for them

#

But I aint just shitting on USA for fun, my parents and many other family live there. I am worried for them

shrewd crag
#

Hey guys. Just started this game yesterday. Ascended once, but i think i was premature. Whats the main thing to be upgrading early game? Thanks ๐Ÿ˜Š

strong ore
#

A month ago they were saying they were worried for me in Korea and didnt really listen when I said I was worried for them

sleek kraken
#

@strong ore are u the actress from preety little liars the lesbian one who married allison

strong ore
#

tich: basically everything

#

!guide

sleek kraken
#

u look like her

raw folioBOT
strong ore
#

read that guide once

#

no one can follow your unintelligible diatribe shadow

sleek kraken
#

oh sorry..

strong ore
#

and thats not me in my picture.. obviously

sleek kraken
#

Well how can we know?

strong ore
#

its the internet

#

im not a hot asian chick

sleek kraken
#

I know a lesbian named daddy. she uses her irl selfie.

strong ore
#

im most likely a fat balding white dude

sleek kraken
#

Dont say fat.

#

Never put somone down for their body

#

u love somone for who they are inside

tame sparrow
#

Fat is a description, not a put down.

#

Lard-ass is a put down

sleek kraken
#

Well Duh but i hate people calling emselfs fat

strong ore
#

people shouldnt be so adverse to being critiqued

sleek kraken
#

My ex girl thinks shes fat and ugly but i comfort her always cuz i care.

#

Shes attractive .

strong ore
#

dont tell her that, it might raise her self-esteem

#

then you cant manipulate her

sleek kraken
#

huh?

#

i always raise it so she does not cut?

#

and date random guys .

#

I hate her dating random men and women.

tame sparrow
#

New topic time

sleek kraken
#

Il talk bout my other ex

#

alice.

tame sparrow
#

no

sleek kraken
#

Il talk about anything else i want then

strong ore
#

ur the mod vad

sleek kraken
#

i built a mansion on minecraft

#

with my friend ian

strong ore
#

i dont play minecraft, im not 12

tame sparrow
sleek kraken
#

khan ur prob 50

tame sparrow
#

Khan is 35

strong ore
#

whats are those vad?

sleek kraken
#

so what if im almost 16 and play minecraft.

strong ore
#

yeah I said im 35

tame sparrow
#

Those are secret buttons for high level pros

sleek kraken
#

YOUTUBERS ur age play that

strong ore
#

its a joke shadow

sleek kraken
#

Oh.

#

i Cant do jokes lmao

tame sparrow
#

Well you better learn how

sleek kraken
#

Anyways i am off trying find my save to idle skilling so i can cheat

strong ore
#

i cant even tell if its a photoshop

sleek kraken
#

it has a online editer.

tame sparrow
#

Its not a photoshop, its a bug I have been having

sleek kraken
#

People say owners made it

strong ore
#

u level all ur things equally?

tame sparrow
#

There's no online save editor for idle skilling

sleek kraken
#

there is vad

#

Ik somone who got over 50k dollars worth of gems from it

strong ore
#

my neurons are frying at an accelerated rate

tame sparrow
#

No, I know for a fact there isn't an online save editor specifically for idle skilling

sleek kraken
#

Why is my rifts not letting me upgrade em

#

i cant upgrade em XD

#

I have all shit i need to upgrade

#

but i cant

void spade
#

the hard part isn't even editing, it's basically just changing values in a text file. The annoying stuff is properly unpacking/repacking

tame sparrow
#

!rounding

raw folioBOT
#

Sometime the numbers look the same, but they aren't. For example, you may have 10.6 dirt, and the cost is 11.3 dirt. 10.6 < 11.3, yet it looks like you can afford it, because 10.6 rounds to 11, and 11.3 rounds to 11, and 11 = 11!

strong ore
#

i cant see ur screen shodaw

sleek kraken
#

@void spade hey bugger smasher why cant i upgrade rifts

tame sparrow
#

You don't need to tag people who are already in the chat with you

void spade
#

nah it's okay

#

I do that when there are a bunch of people talking

sleek kraken
#

can chu help me bug

void spade
#

but without a screenshot I redirect you to what Vad sent about rounding

sleek kraken
#

Il screenshare!

strong ore
#

take a screenshot and post

void spade
#

no not screenshare just a screenshot is fine

sleek kraken
#

I CANTTTT.

strong ore
sleek kraken
#

Ugh nvm

void spade
#

you can call me and share your screen

strong ore
#

i rocked bball today

void spade
#

but you can't take a screenshot?

sleek kraken
#

YES

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God damnit evey asshole on discord is like SHOW PROOF

void spade
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no you dumb dumb

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I can't help you if I don't know what the problem is

sleek kraken
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In a irl cop servr here i had to show proof of cops being abusive to me

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WHEN i click upgrade speed or value on any rifts like speed rift or so It wont click

void spade
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all you're saying is you can't upgrade your rifts, that's not enough info for me to tell you what's wrong

sleek kraken
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wont upgrade

strong ore
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the opioid epidemic is also a severe issue from what I'm seeing

void spade
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I mean like, is there a reason you don't want to send a screenshot? I'm not tryna be a dick about it or anything

tame sparrow
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Oh definitely

void spade
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it would just make the whole process way easier

sleek kraken
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Cuz i cant idk how nor wanna

tame sparrow
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I was/am addicted to opiates after getting injured in the Army.

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Its a struggle