#off-topic-chat

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errant forge
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But just guess what milestone I reached

void spade
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what

golden ivy
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Does the dificulty factor in the pet drop chance ?

errant forge
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I finally got to zone 2-1

void spade
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I don't think it matters much on raids

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as in purgatory?

errant forge
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Yep

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And can beat the third asylum boss

void spade
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nice

errant forge
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And the first one on X

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Second still on lowest difficulty thought

distant siren
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hmm

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ok that didnt work

burnt pecan
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Drop chance is per key iirc, so doing higher difficulty bosses makes getting pets faster since you'll get more rolls, but not easier

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took me like 4k keys to get gor

void spade
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well on asylum the difficulty matters

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but not raids

errant forge
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Russian abooser

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Guess who it is

void spade
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funny?

errant forge
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Yes

golden ivy
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But on pet drops in asylum it does ?

void spade
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Yea

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because of how the formula works

golden ivy
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Hmm

void spade
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I don't have the exact numbers on hand

tardy crescent
void spade
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but in raids it uses TicketsSpent out of whatever big number, and it's a direct translation of how much you spent. But in Asylum when you do highest difficulty it does 45 out of whatever big number

golden ivy
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My pets rn

void spade
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I don't Elm, fuck smithing traces

tardy crescent
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^

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I wonder what's the cost for lvl 20

distant siren
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wait

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i didnt know eldar was in the scrap server

errant forge
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I am on Noob 8 right now

tardy crescent
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xd

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he is there for very long now

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like me

distant siren
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yeah

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i am new

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welcome me

tardy crescent
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xd

distant siren
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xd

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polish people be like

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xD

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normal people be like

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xd

tardy crescent
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godly people be like
XD

errant forge
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Polish people be like: "We got our currency on Steam instead of using overpriced Euros, hah!"

tardy crescent
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xD-Memory-Card

errant forge
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Czech people be like: "We have to overpay due to Steam not implementing fucking Korunas"

tardy crescent
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Koronas

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ok no that was racist

errant forge
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Even fucking Nintendo Eshop has CZK, what's wrong with Steam?!

tardy crescent
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roast them xd

wispy dagger
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steam isnt available there

tardy crescent
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V P N

errant forge
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I just hate using foreign currencies, I have an estimate of what the price will be in my head but then my bank account is like "You got it wrong, pay $2 more and get embarrassed by your mom"

distant siren
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speaking of currency

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i am poor

errant forge
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Reeee

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It's 0.48€ for me (about 10 koruna if steam wasn't stupid as fuck)

distant siren
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you can't even buy a game with that

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i don;t think

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like 1 eurocent short

frail warren
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e

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yes

distant siren
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hello

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there

burnt pecan
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general kenobi

distant siren
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carribe

foggy thorn
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That's the exact reason I left. I didn't like that people that I didn't yet know enough got in charge of this server.
Just because you don't know them, doesn't mean other people don't know them

burnt pecan
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^

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true

foggy thorn
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@native gate wha

distant siren
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im sad

foggy thorn
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hi sad I'm kuaka

distant siren
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been waiting for a friend the entire day

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fuck you and he decides to play something else

foggy thorn
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get new friends

distant siren
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can't

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im too old

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and socially awkward

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actually

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im too young for you people

ionic charm
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Then how old are you?

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Too young and too old?which is it

distant siren
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well

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13

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almost 14

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i don't mind maturity

errant forge
distant siren
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basically the entirety of baba is you

burnt pecan
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not really

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just gotta big brain it

distant siren
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well guess what

errant forge
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@distant siren There is big level pack with really challenging levels for Baba if you would like

distant siren
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i do not have a big brain

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i don't even play baba

kind rover
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Andrew Cuomo, gov. of NY, just announced 100% of non essential businesses must close. Looks like my work share for next week onwards is done

errant forge
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Here schools are SEMI-closed

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They are closed, but still give out homework

distant siren
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cool

golden ivy
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the government can still shut down whatever is giving your family income

hollow forge
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yep and since im a healthcare professional i get paid + corona virus as a bonus

golden ivy
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damn bro

tame sparrow
golden ivy
burnt pecan
pseudo sphinx
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15 year old gen Z thinking about life and shit, when I was 15 I was only thinking how to balance time between video games and fapping

upbeat remnant
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Hey guys

pseudo sphinx
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Hello guy

burnt pecan
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hello

upbeat remnant
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Govenor polis just shut colorado down

pseudo sphinx
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Oh noes

upbeat remnant
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I'm fucked

pseudo sphinx
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I'm in pennsylvania in a cabin in the woods

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Internet is all I need

upbeat remnant
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Lucky

pseudo sphinx
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I have my own company, so not so very lucky

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Won't get paid

upbeat remnant
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That sucks

pseudo sphinx
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If I don't answer on this discord, I've prolly hanged myself onto a tree

upbeat remnant
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Okay, that's concerning

pseudo sphinx
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Nah, death is a luxury I can't afford

upbeat remnant
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I'ma go

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Cya

pseudo sphinx
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Take care

solid scroll
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Military hasn't shut down, I'm still here working full crew as the base drops like flies

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Still better than when the government shut down and we worked for free for a month or two

golden ivy
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@pseudo sphinx dad are u still here

pearl oak
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Hey bray. Sup Chris

golden ivy
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hiya

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i think im buying an ultra wide monitor

errant forge
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Hey guys, I am in a server that I like chatting in but everyone there is using a super cringe emoticon that I hate looking at. What do I do (I am being serious)

golden ivy
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go to a local mall or beach packed with people and pay other people to cough on you

errant forge
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Don't you just love when I say I am being serious and people still joke around?

pearl oak
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Damn. Talk about downgrading from living to corona bro

golden ivy
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lol

outer spear
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You can’t do anything

pearl oak
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Hey! Now you sound like my wife.

outer spear
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Unless you wanna like, rise through the ranks as a mod, and then subterfuge the community, then get the emoticon removed

golden ivy
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I tried that once

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didnt like a certain mod so I rose and rose until I was so close to becoming on his level and blew it\

distant siren
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im back

tawny osprey
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how did you blow it lol

distant siren
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lenny face

outer spear
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Or I guess you can disable all emojis

golden ivy
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Well some people didnt like my position and "jokingly" verbally told me how horrible I was about 20 times per day so I left the server

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lol just like funny

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except the leaving part

distant siren
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now i just feel bad for funny

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poor guy

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but i dont know this server's history so i can't decide anything

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just like the simulations

errant forge
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@outer spear Yeah but like getting onto mod on that server is hard, you either have to:

  1. Build a map for the game of the owner
  2. Be somehow considered "outstanding" by the owner, currently only one of these is "outstanding"
golden ivy
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lmao all I did was message lava a fuck ton until he caved

errant forge
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And then there is mod helpers which are just selected randomly in a lotto or what.

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They are never active.

golden ivy
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ondra try messaging the dev on the server a fuck ton

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until he caves

errant forge
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They have DM's locked, lol

golden ivy
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good way to get blocked

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or a good way to get jr mod

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depends what ur charisma level is at

errant forge
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Like if he had DM's unlocked, he would get 100000 DM's a day due to creating a very popular game on roblox

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I told you that mod helpers there are chosen by a lottery.

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There's no way I am gonna get picked.

golden ivy
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similar to my situtation with lava

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he was so swamped with dms about tunnels that he forgot about me about half way through

outer spear
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Then like, disable emojis, leave the server, or get used to it

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Or get everyone to hate it and have it deleted

golden ivy
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what is the one you hate

errant forge
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It's a custom one

golden ivy
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yes

outer spear
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If it’s a roblox discord I can only imagine how bad it is

golden ivy
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what is it

outer spear
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Yeah, post it here

golden ivy
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im so sick of my keyboard

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its ass

outer spear
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If you don’t know how to post emojis without nitro, all you gotta do is right click the emoji and hit “open link”

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And then paste the url

golden ivy
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membrane keyboards are the worst

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and cheap membrane keybioards are even worse than that

errant forge
outer spear
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Oh it’s just Walter

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Not as bad as I was expecting

golden ivy
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you have blessed us with this emote

outer spear
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Nice screengrab btw

golden ivy
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fuck it's great

errant forge
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Make it an emoticon here and I leave for good.

golden ivy
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lol only lava can

outer spear
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Bro if you think that’s cringe

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There’s this emote on this other server called “vibecheck” and it’s a purple vibrator

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It’s so bad

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THATS awful

golden ivy
errant forge
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It's like so overused at that server, if it was 1-2 times a day I would be OK

golden ivy
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can we discuss keyboards

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i need to knowwhat the best switch is

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I cant decide

outer spear
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That’s what people do

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Monkey see monkey do

golden ivy
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red, blue or brown

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help

outer spear
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Theyre probably all just kids, they’ll find a new one to spam in 2 weeks

errant forge
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Switches don't come in red blue or brown. Unless you are not talking about nintendo ones

outer spear
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Get cherry reds bray

golden ivy
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Yeahthats what I was thinking

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reds are nice and quiet

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but i do like browns

pearl oak
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Yo bray. Got me a save editor for sdv

golden ivy
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Which

pearl oak
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So much quicker than actually going into it.

golden ivy
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nice

errant forge
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Then there's also this thing. Everytime I see that ad, my day is ruined.

pearl oak
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Just called Stardew Save editor

golden ivy
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Oh thats nice

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why @errant forge

pearl oak
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It has everything but mods.

golden ivy
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@errant forge ill mute if you talk about roblox again

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imagine cheating in a game like stardew

pearl oak
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Cuz mods are broken rn and it angers me.

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It's not cheating.

golden ivy
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^

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he is save editing for fun

pearl oak
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It's simply editing the files to my liking.

golden ivy
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My second save is on year 4

errant forge
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I hate how that game gets so overrated. I tried it, it's nothing more than a game where you have to get admin in a group if you want to access a room.

golden ivy
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🙂

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save editing = cheating? 🤔

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no?

pearl oak
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No

golden ivy
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He is playing with the code of the game for fun

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name me some examples of what you edit

pearl oak
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My name. And the day

golden ivy
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Adam calm ur ass down

pearl oak
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I hate winter so I skip past it.

golden ivy
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he isnt editing his main save

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most of the time when people talk about save editing they change their lvl from 1 to 23489

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if he has an edited save he labels it as edited and doesnt claim its real

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i don't care about people cheating bray

pearl oak
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Lol.

golden ivy
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i just don't think it's a very good idea in a game like stardew

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If he is having fun in the game its not ur problem u dense potato

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but if he's just changing his name or whatever that's fine

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yeah i agree if cheating makes it more fun go for it

pearl oak
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I also like dropping relationships with others.

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Lol

golden ivy
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I save edit my alternate saves to test limitations

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and I changed my name from "Mr. Moneybags" to brayden when I made my y4 save my main

pearl oak
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Bray. Try giving yourself 1B money. 😂

golden ivy
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but i don't think stardew is a game you can cheat in for more fun, typically

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Well he isnt exaclty cheating for fun

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he is having fun testing the games code limitations

pearl oak
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I am.

golden ivy
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Like every moment in stardew is fun I wouldnt skip a second

pearl oak
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I do all the quests and shit without assistance.

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I just hate the fuckin winter.

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Not shit to do.

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Can't do anything.

golden ivy
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That game has legend status in my book for how good I felt playing it while I was in an otherwise bad place

pearl oak
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Bray. You're always in a bad place.

golden ivy
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eh

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im a happy person

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me too thanks

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since ashley and andrew became basically non-actives my life has been great

pearl oak
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Y'all ever watched DangerouslyFunnys SDV content on YouTube?

golden ivy
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yes

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I have seen all of his vids

pearl oak
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Dude. That shits funny as hell

golden ivy
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Yeah

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I usually dont enjoy that kind of humour but I liked it a lot

pearl oak
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@golden ivy be like. He's modding. Not funny.

golden ivy
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lol i mod every game i can

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some people say you should play through the game without mods first

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i say those people are big dumb poo poo

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I alwasy play throuygh the game vanilla first

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to some exeptions

pearl oak
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Hell no

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You mod the shit outta it. And when it gets boring you go vanilla.

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Again. I wish Android mods weren't broken.

golden ivy
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I modded skyrim to have more modern graphics but other than that I keep games vanilla for the first run

pearl oak
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Oh hell. I beat Skyrim 8 ways to Sunday before mods ever were a thing

golden ivy
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i always download any kind of bug fixes patch or balance improvements stuff

pearl oak
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And yes. Literally beat. To completion.

golden ivy
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I need to beat skyrim

pearl oak
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It's easy

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Just go mage

golden ivy
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you mean stealth archer

pearl oak
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Actually a dark elf mage

golden ivy
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50x stealth dmg multiplier or whatever stupid number it is

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I have been trying to understand this keyboard company for like 8 hours

pearl oak
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Why when you can just summon the fuckin bow

golden ivy
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they are bait and switching their customers and noone seems to notice

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you're still a stealth archer with a conjured bow

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@golden ivy ????

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yes

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?

pearl oak
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Or I can just conjure up whatever I want whenever and not have to worry about ever running out of shit.

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Sometimes I like using bow. Other times the draugs piss me off and I summon beasts to kill em while I sit back and drink.

golden ivy
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what company bait and switching how?

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havit

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their keyboards on amazon are all labelled wrong and because of their similarities they are tricking you into reading reviews for superior boards

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🤔

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its so annoying

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for example

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2 of the same board are labelled differently oen as "HV-KB393" and one as "HV-KB389L" both of which are actually the HV-KB432L

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the HV-KB393 doesnt exist and the HV-KB389L is a much more quality keyboard

distant siren
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spit it out, ondrashrek

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fuck i was too far up

golden ivy
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yeah i killed chat

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im fired up about this keyboard thing

errant forge
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@distant siren What???

golden ivy
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he said he was too far up in chat lol

vale flicker
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I'm slowly but surely making my way to domination

errant forge
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I asked a game dev what were they doing on mobile as roblox studio is only on PC, at least they were honest lmao

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foggy thorn
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hmm

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you egg

golden ivy
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stop talking about roblox or i will ask kuaka to mute u

long glen
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Mod aboose.

golden ivy
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do you rver just watch random cooking videos and highlights for no reason

burnt pecan
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no

valid ether
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yes

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especially when there's no context given

pseudo sphinx
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mm()🇧L()X is the best

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The best at being a trash game

errant forge
pseudo sphinx
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So what?

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U can use daddy's credit card to buy more

golden ivy
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chriss wanna help me pay for a new keyboard

pseudo sphinx
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Sure

golden ivy
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bet

pseudo sphinx
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Gimme ur venmo

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Pm me

golden ivy
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damn venmo wants my mobile phone number and wont accept it when i type it in

pseudo sphinx
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Ah, forgot

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Only for usa

golden ivy
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lmao fuck

pseudo sphinx
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Then amazon gift card?

golden ivy
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okay

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wait ur kidding right?

pseudo sphinx
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Can u use amazon in your country?

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Nope

golden ivy
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yes LOL

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if ur serious than wow but im not going to get my hopes up prematurally

pseudo sphinx
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How much is the keyboard

golden ivy
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its 46$ and i have 25$ on amazon currently for it

pseudo sphinx
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Ok, I'll send u 25

golden ivy
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fr?

pseudo sphinx
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I said yes

golden ivy
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im kurfuflled

foggy thorn
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wait what

golden ivy
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indeed

foggy thorn
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I want free money

golden ivy
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caught me off guard a bit lol

errant forge
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Finally, Kong has implemented a new offerwall, they didn't entirely discontinue free Kreds

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smoky fiber
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kongregate?

distant siren
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help

golden ivy
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yes

distant siren
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my internet is dying

smoky fiber
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i thought that died

golden ivy
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whats wrogn

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not quite yet

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later this year

smoky fiber
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sounds legit

void spade
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I don't think it'll die die, they don't have all flash games

golden ivy
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thats true

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There are different and superior formats to use

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flash sucks anyway

distant siren
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flashbang

golden ivy
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hiw has ur day been mark

errant forge
humble oracle
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Flash player wont die, it will just stop supporting it and stop updsting, u can still use flash on games

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Nice baba is here reference @errant forge

golden ivy
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Depends how you define die @humble oracle

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hello players

stone sand
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hey guys, about the infinite perk tree, the "more away time" means just like that? If I have 100% so I earn double the resources on mining, double the cash, double the kills, double construction time, double everything? it aplies to the whole game?

golden ivy
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most of it

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not spelunking or construction

stone sand
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woops sorry, wrong section

golden ivy
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hi @golden ivy

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hi

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hi

burnt pecan
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hi

patent stratus
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So I have some questions and I'm not sure if they're glitches or not

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So first, my auto advance doesn't work unless I'm actively on the fight screen and I kinda thought it would work whether or not the app is open

fresh bronze
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HEy hey

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pople

golden ivy
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hi

fresh bronze
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How's everyone doing?

patent stratus
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Also, I know for a fact I got unfinanced mining 1 but it didn't work

golden ivy
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helo

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good

patent stratus
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Sorry haha

golden ivy
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why you asian?

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born

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ok

fresh bronze
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tbh

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it's all their fault

golden ivy
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whose

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@patent stratus it only works with the game open
#_ tho

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@golden ivy wtf kinda question is that

patent stratus
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Aight thanks sorry

fresh bronze
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being an asian really sucks

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that's why

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i guess

golden ivy
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what are u refering to?

hybrid ridge
ebon dune
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all my friends are black

golden ivy
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Hi everyone

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hi meaty meatster

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Jessica wants to be fronted right now but I'm working

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Do you remember who jess is?

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@ebon dune interesting stuff

hybrid ridge
golden ivy
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powerful

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hi

stone sand
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hi

golden ivy
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!muet @golden ivy

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!mute @golden ivy

raw folioBOT
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golden ivy
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what a wacky bunch

ebon dune
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judes are our leaders becs of money and power

golden ivy
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ikr

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!mute @ebon dune

raw folioBOT
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golden ivy
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check when their accounts were made

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they remind me of kvetko

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eh nah

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oki

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i can't see when their accounts are made only when they joined

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but i don't think it's kvet

winged sigil
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aliven is a new one

golden ivy
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yeah

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so much shit

winged sigil
golden ivy
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oh what you can check when accs are made?

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how u do dat

winged sigil
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I have a plugin that shows that

golden ivy
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sick

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what's it called?

winged sigil
golden ivy
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sick

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oh doesn't betterdiscord break some stuff?

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no

winged sigil
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I haven't noticed anything broken

golden ivy
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neither have I

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But my plugins are quite basic

vale flicker
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WORLD DOMINATION

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SOOOOON

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SOOOOOOOOOOON

golden ivy
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lol

vale flicker
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Also another big accomplishment, I got all the cards excluding the event cards

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👀

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And the two secret Spelunking cards

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The ones at the end of each row

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I don't know if those are even cards ngl

next warren
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i cant believe ive been putting up with a half-broken scroll wheel for like 4 days now

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and blowing into it actually fixed it 100% just now

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i thought that was just a joke fix like kicking something that doesnt work

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im actually in shock

golden ivy
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Nice

foggy thorn
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hitting something will always fix it

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source: just trust me bro

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alright quick question

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in which i have to write an essay on

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Should Andrew Jackson be removed, or remain on the $20 dollar bill?

golden ivy
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removed

foggy thorn
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why

golden ivy
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idk hes probably some old white guy

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make a point about diversity

foggy thorn
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correct

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ok

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stick do be walking 👀

golden ivy
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Okay

foggy thorn
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being able to write bullshit and it making sense is very nice

golden ivy
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I agree

foggy thorn
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like im almost done with the essay

golden ivy
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I wonder what keyboard lava uses

foggy thorn
golden ivy
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oh wow

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thanks qaqa

unborn oar
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spent all my tickets trying to re-get entertainer z, got the card in my last possible chance. I was about to throw a fit

shy lake
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Me but with Demon Y

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But 300+ tickets got me nothing

zenith chasm
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Cant believe it's possible to get the same asylum pets as a drop. I've gotten sentinel r twice now >_>

foggy thorn
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you got the rare drop

zenith chasm
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Yea

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God forbid I get any other drop, lol

golden ivy
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Posted a pic of my sister's art on Reddit and got gold

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I think I've seen that

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obviously the body does not look like that, it is male

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She made this

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The people on Reddit seemed to enjoy

kind rover
#

Level 41 juiced up

foggy thorn
#

gamer moment

fading nymph
#

Just so everyone knows. I won't be on as much as I was. Been a week or two since I spent 4 hours on this server. Love ya all.

golden ivy
#

Yay I have Reddit premium now

#

Oh bye snow

#

lova ya too snow

#

bye

golden ivy
#

Oof my sister blew up on Reddit

#

10k upvotes in 2 hours and 3 awards Jesus

golden ivy
#

15k*

tame sparrow
#

Nice, link?

golden ivy
#

18.8k now

#

Sure

#

Gotta switch to pc because the mobile link system is weird

tame sparrow
#

updooted

golden ivy
#

updooted

#

Thanks guys

#

She is overwhelmed now

#

Man I wish I had done that sooner with my sister's art

#

Can't do it now I guess

#

*Also I am far better at drawing than she is

#

(and Jessica is better than me imo)

graceful ocean
#

Hi everybody. New here. Just wanted to say I finally got the sunburst. Whoo!

golden ivy
#

Whoo

#

I'm fucking pumped that I got 3 gold because I get Reddit premium now for 3 weeks

graceful ocean
#

Upvoted! I love the colors!

tame sparrow
#

I mean, not to rain on your parade or anything, but reddit premium really has no value if you're using any of the non-official apps or addons that already enhance reddit

foggy thorn
#

and it's just ads you can literally just swipe to ignore

tame sparrow
#

I never see official ads on reddit, on my android app or browser

foggy thorn
#

I see ads sometimes on the app

#

(and Jessica is better than me imo)
@golden ivy how is my sister better than you

tame sparrow
golden ivy
#

@foggy thorn I'm not talking about your sister, I'm talking about one of my alters

#

I had no idea you had a sister called Jessica

foggy thorn
#

well now you do

#

anyways I'm going back to getting mad at demoncrawl

golden ivy
#

alrighty have fun kuaka

#

Yeah Reddit premium kinda sucks compared to other premium services but now I have a cool badge next to my name

#

There's something so satisfying about using a mechanical keyboard

#

Yes

#

That's what you get when you get a ton of replies 👏

#

I was trying to reply to all of the replies

foggy thorn
#

do it

golden ivy
#

Gave up after 600

#

We are at 830~ now, help

#

Bray turn off reply notifications

#

Oh trueeee

golden ivy
#

Chat is so slow right now

#

it is a little

#

my sister's gonna start watercolouring

#

:(

vernal flame
#

Are you sure it's water?

golden ivy
#

Take pictures and get 46k upvotes

#

ok

#

@vernal flame she's 10

wispy dagger
#

hmmmmmmmm

strong ore
#

bray is 10?

covert wraith
#

haas anyone unlocked the 888billion upgrade on the white skull yet?

strong ore
#

what?

covert wraith
#

have you made it to the end of construction?

#

khanate, is it worth for me to get to the "fury" upgrade ^

#

?

strong ore
orchid walrus
#

4th ice cream is hard AF D:

tame sparrow
#

Its new pfp day everyone change your pfp

orchid walrus
#

Bah

#

Why tf are broken daggers doing quite a bit to my damage

#

Oops wrong channel

#

But still, pretty wack

distant siren
#

good morning world

#

took out the trash and im ready to play games for 12 hours straight

ashen orbit
#

Lmao nice

fleet ivy
#

Sounds like every day when I was in high school lol

#

Though I used to go 16, step those numbers up bro. It's embarrassing

errant forge
#

Only Květko will know what is this: <|>

humble oracle
#

Better be talking here😂😂

golden ivy
#

he's muted lol @errant forge

#

so good luck

errant forge
#

Why?

golden ivy
#

breaking the rules over and over again and denying he even broke em

distant siren
#

i thought he was a good guy

errant forge
#

He was the only other Czech here like me, so :/

supple kraken
#

how long is his mute

golden ivy
#

perma

supple kraken
#

😮

#

big sad

errant forge
#

@golden ivy Why not one year? I want to talk to him

golden ivy
#

lol ok one year

#

!unmute @livid lava

#

!tempmute @livid lava 363d

raw folioBOT
#
Květko#0201 has been muted for 51 weeks, 6 days

Reason: Unspecified

[unmute]

Muted until ·
supple kraken
#

much better

errant forge
#

I kinda want V4.20 of IS to arrive

#

It has been about 3 months with no upgrade

golden ivy
#

UPGRADE? REEEE

#

WE NEED TO DOWNGRADE TO 3.0

errant forge
#

But that will get rid of Spelunking

tame sparrow
vital heart
#

i dont like elves

distant siren
#

uhm

#

the drink i was going to drink has a cardboard straw instead of a plastic one

#

or paper straw

#

i dont know the difference

tardy crescent
#

stupidness = yes

hollow forge
#

u can taste the cardboard alongside the drink

#

extra flavor and its free

#

🐒

distant siren
#

yeah

#

thats a plus

golden ivy
#

Boop

#

DOOM crack already out

vocal inlet
#

i need to play animal crossing

golden ivy
#

Damn my sister got 68k upvotes

vocal inlet
#

link

#

i will make it 68001

golden ivy
#

for what

wind lily
#

66T fish/catch now

#

it’s only a matter of time until I 100% smith break mwahahahaha

zinc lily
#

Morning

#

Well that reset was actually a good thing

golden ivy
zinc lily
#

So far I have 2 asylum miners and I also got the boosted priests pack

#

Hey Brayden

golden ivy
#

Yuh

zinc lily
#

Is that your sisters

golden ivy
#

Yes

zinc lily
#

And I meant morning

#

For a first time that's pretty good

#

Brb gotta check the arcade

golden ivy
#

r/pics yikes

#

Indeed

zinc lily
#

Eh

#

Just cards and casholla

#

Not bad

#

Yes I already unlock auto advance for grasslands

#

I'm just letting cash build up for trainers

#

I'm @ 6% for all 3 perks for now

golden ivy
#

@golden ivy what's so bad about r/pics

zinc lily
#

And I saw what you meant I probably will have to run the desert multiple times to get past

golden ivy
#

it's just really cringe lol

#

Good point

#

Couldnt find a better sub

zinc lily
#

But once I get to the mountains it's going to pick up

#

I'm glad you warned me

fleet ivy
#

I feel like I should just call this update the Christmas update. I hope we get a pachi skin this year

pearl oak
#

Lol. That sounds about right

formal oyster
#

You know what the most painful feeling is?

zinc lily
#

No way

#

🤪

formal oyster
#

I lost my sanity at this moment

#

IT WAS THE PERFECT THROW

#

GIMME MY FUCKING PET

foggy thorn
#

yeah

#

loser

quick ginkgo
#

Ok

golden ivy
#

Sucks to suck

sweet chasm
#

Hello

golden ivy
#

hey

golden ivy
zinc lily
onyx spear
vocal inlet
golden ivy
#

Morning

vocal inlet
#

morning

errant forge
#

Lava: says just a single letter in chat
Everyone: OMG IT'S LAVA! GIVE ME 10000 FREE GEMS!!!1

golden ivy
#

Oh man

#

Never heard the last bit though

#

Just the "omg it's lava"

#

Guys I bought this morning 4000 gems

#

and the cloud save crashed

#

Now the cloud save loads before the purchase

#

and the restore button doesn't help

summer zenith
#

yikes

golden ivy
#

rip

#

I can't get the gems or the money back

summer zenith
errant forge
#

Yikes that's 525Kč

golden ivy
#

when I click on it

#

oh

#

wait

#

It came back

#

thankfully the problem solved itself

golden ivy
#

Ok

#

Boomer

errant forge
#

NO

#

Not that meme please

golden ivy
#

Okay

smoky fiber
#

boom-

foggy thorn
#

er

smoky fiber
fading nymph
zinc lily
#

Well

#

My game reset for an second time

#

I was about to recover the gems

#

But I'm back to square one again

jagged kite
#

I feel like I am going too fast through the Ice Creams, I already have trouble keeping up with the damage nerf

zinc lily
#

It would be nice if the game was cooperating with me so I could get to that point

golden ivy
#

@fading nymph snowy Chris gave me some Amazon money to help with the keyboard costs!

#

Wooo

golden ivy
#

nice

formal oyster
#

I've remade fighting screen. Does it feels less overwhelming or not?

📎 unknown.png
golden ivy
#

I definetly prefer that

#

holy shit that's so much better

vital heart
#

sweet jesus

formal oyster
#

Oh, not statistics, i mean, "away gains per hour only, cause no one cares about stats in fighting screen, lava pls make another screen for your stats"

strong ore
#

I hate it

#

lava's creation is perfect

foggy thorn
#

the switches seem weird

#

idk why

formal oyster
#

I didn't know where to put them

foggy thorn
#

and where's the hp bar

formal oyster
#

Why do you need the hp bar when you have numbers?

strong ore
foggy thorn
#

stick

strong ore
#

reworking the UI in something that feels like a sidedway moves feels low priority to me, sorry

foggy thorn
#

^ it's already good as it is

strong ore
#

I'm so hyped for next update

golden ivy
#

lava's ui design is pretty shit

strong ore
#

re-arranging elements wont change that

#

hospital in italy

molten tangle
#

Today maybe my lucky day :>

#

I got 2 occulon card with a few asylum keys

strong ore
#

not a bad pack

fleet ivy
#

If they actually work maybe

pearl oak
#

Name change perms rule.

golden ivy
#

🎉 🎉 🎉

pearl oak
#

Lol. Talked to owner of other server I'm in for mod perms so I could rename the whole clan like he did to us all. It was granted.

golden ivy
#

I ordered my new keyboard 🎉 🎉 🎉

pearl oak
#

I seen. Chris helped. That's truly awesome

golden ivy
#

And in more happy news Reddit seems to like my sister a lot

#

She became my most upvoted post

pearl oak
#

Oooo. Let's see it bro

golden ivy
#

I'll pm the link

golden ivy
#

I got my third entertainer pet

#

Then the next one gave me the card

#

Jsus

outer spear
#

Im still trying to get a demon pet

tame sparrow
#

I've been farming for Scallux for two months

golden ivy
#

That’s about how long it’s taken to get the farm cards

#

damn my sister is a karma magnet

foggy thorn
#

bro

#

you just love when the people who live next to you decide to blast music

#

at 12am

golden ivy
#

yes

foggy thorn
#

have a baby crying

golden ivy
#

my neighbours keep me company during night

foggy thorn
#

and be yelling at the top of their lungs

golden ivy
#

Yes I love it

foggy thorn
#

and like it's not even good music

golden ivy
#

oh nvm that sucks

#

(Play justin beiber baby even louder)

foggy thorn
#

mom is sleeping and has to go to work early

golden ivy
#

too bad

#

play justin beiber now

foggy thorn
#

my mom will literally kick me out

golden ivy
#

oh maybe dont do that then

#

jesus christ

#

reddit really likes my sister

foggy thorn
#

we stopped caring after the 2nd time you said it

golden ivy
#

I know

#

but like wtf

#

im flaberghasted

#

Wait... hols up. Don’t dismiss it too early

#

Depends what it’s for

#

whats what for?

#

Hue hue, don’t worry bout it

vapid oar
#

Should we bug him?

golden ivy
#

you will anger his slaves mods

vapid oar
#

Lol

#

Why are you a tee here and how did you get that rank

golden ivy
#

talking

#

each minute you get from 15-25 xp for sending a message

#

!promo

raw folioBOT
#

TeeHee -- Requires Rank 27
Defiled King -- Requires Rank 20
Cultist -- Requires Rank 15
Bandit Bob -- Requires Rank 9

vapid oar
#

I'm confused

golden ivy
#

speak and get xp

#

use xp to level up

#

get ranks

tame sparrow
#

Don't spam tho

vapid oar
#

How do I check how much xp I have

golden ivy
#

do !rank in #bot-commands

tame sparrow
#

Rank is also completely irrelevant, you get absolutely no benefits from it

golden ivy
#

my mom is atleast 17% more proud of me since i achieved teehee

vapid oar
#

Wow

golden ivy
#

ikr

tame sparrow
#

17% of 0 is 0

vapid oar
#

So what did I do by doing !rank

golden ivy
#

you did !rank by doing !rank

tame sparrow
#

The bot tells you your rank

vapid oar
#

Can someone show me a ss of what it looks like

golden ivy
#

You did it in #bot-commands

#

...

vapid oar
#

Yes

golden ivy
#

That’s what it should look like

tame sparrow
#

The bot replied to you already

#

Just look at what it said right after your command

golden ivy
#

Every minute you can talk and gain xp

#

Doesn’t work if you just type a lot also

vapid oar
#

Oh I had the bot blocked fsr

golden ivy
#

why?

vapid oar
#

Idk

golden ivy
#

okay

tame sparrow
#

he probably blocked mee6 in another server. It blocks the bot universally since its all the same user

vapid oar
#

Probably

golden ivy
#

Ye best not to block bots even if everyone hates mee6

vapid oar
#

You right

golden ivy
#

damn my new keyboard is sexy

#

No u

tame sparrow
#

lets see the keyboard

golden ivy
#

Might look like other mass produced budget backlit keyboards but this, this is something special

tame sparrow
#

What makes it more special than any other keyboard in its price range?

#

It is a nice looking keyboard, tho

golden ivy
#

Keyboards in its price range are usually that fake RGB feel where it stays one color, and have a "mechanical feeling" membrane, and have either a poor build quality or are just a replica of some other poor keyboard

#

This one is pretty good for all of those areas

#

Real switches, good RGB, and good reviews about its quality

golden ivy
#

^ also comes with a hand rest

#

So i just re did my potions... i went up 3 incarnates

#

Nice

#

Still can’t scratch 96 father...

strong ore
#

call him daddy

tame sparrow
strong ore
#

?

kind rover
#

Ladies and gentlemen, we are here because of a problem. Right this very moment the enemy pushes forth into our territory. If we do not strike back, we will meet certain defeat. We will not stay silent in the night. We will never waver, even in the face of danger. We will have no fear, even when death is near. We will march onwards and defend our nation, each other, our loved ones, our world. We will reign victorious and usher in a new era of humankind - so help me God. It is on this day that we declare our independence day from this great evil. We will defeat our greatest enemy, patience! And with it will come the greatest reward, Lava's announcement!

golden ivy
#

Some wonderful fella gave me a platinum

#

:)

strong ore
#

is lava announcing something?

golden ivy
#

No

#

But I do give him some respect for being able to make us hyped as if he is releasing an update when in reality it is a clickbait announcement we are never getting

#

kill them all

#

(the trick is that the more we say it is never coming the harder lava works to prove us wrong)

strong ore
#

honestly I know its not coming out for PC

#

so i dont fegging care

golden ivy
#

Ye probably iphone will be left behind aswell

tame sparrow
#

Get an android

golden ivy
#

Or it will be buggy enough to destroy all our saves

strong ore
#

can I transfer save to android and just play both?

golden ivy
#

I dont think so...

strong ore
#

like i think playing on phone might be annoying

golden ivy
#

It’s not even just on a phone either

#

It’s a specific brand

strong ore
#

eh?

golden ivy
#

Android not apple

strong ore
#

I mean on a regular phone, not a dogshit ecosystem

golden ivy
#

Wut

strong ore
#

i had an iPad

#

I was forced to update it

#

then it wouldnt play game above 10 fps, gg

golden ivy
#

Oof

strong ore
#

remember when steve jobs said iphone were the perfect size and that samsung phones were too big?

#

he died, then iphone used the same sizes as samsung LOL

golden ivy
#

Ye not a fan of the bigger ones

#

The one I’m using is perfect size

strong ore
#

used to be smaller

#

anyhow, iphone is all made in china

tame sparrow
#

So what? Almost everything is made in China

#

That's like going to a classic car show and saying "My god, every one of these is made in Detroit!"

strong ore
#

I avoid made in china high-tech stuff as much as possible

#

I'd rather fund viet-nam

fading nymph
#

Bluestacks the game. Then you can play on PC without getting an Android.

strong ore
#

maybe that is what I need to do

fading nymph
strong ore
#

top 5 worst news ever

errant forge
#

@strong ore Nintendo Switch is also made in china

fading nymph
#

What is that game?

errant forge
#

@fading nymph Baba Is You, it has about 250 levels

fading nymph
#

Ah. looks it up

errant forge
#

It won about 5 different game awards

fading nymph
#

Ohhhh it's that game

#

I forgot the name of it. Thanks :)

errant forge
#

So you have played it

fading nymph
#

No. It was one I wanted to get.

#

PC or Switch?

errant forge
#

PC as you can install levelpacks there

fading nymph
#

Good idea.

errant forge
#

But soon you'll be able to upload and install levelpacks on Switch when the new editor releases

strong ore
#

You think I have a nintendo switch?

#

#1) Boycott Japan, #2) Boycott China

#

just good for travel

tame sparrow
#

If you're going to boycott japan you might as well boycott the US and all allies of the US as well

strong ore
#

nah, just japan

#

i dont recall USA doing sexual slavery of 100k+ women within the last 100 years and doing half-baked apologies about it

tame sparrow
#

They didn't have it in them to apologize after we nuked the dogshit out of them and then completely, utterly neutered their country to such a degree that they were incapable of doing anything other than manufacturing electronics for the rest of the world.

strong ore
#

getting nuked was their own decision

tame sparrow
#

No, I believe that was Truman's decision

strong ore
#

the carpet bombing of tokyo killed more people than the nukes

tame sparrow
#

Which is not to say they didn't deserve it

strong ore
#

all japan had to do was surrender

#

its not like USA started doing human experiments on them, enslaving half their population and raped their women in droves

#

what did USA do? fucking help them rebuild their economy

bold quest
#

What's with white people and toilet papers?

strong ore
#

i dont know man

#

its weird

raw folioBOT
#

The Asylum Boss has been defeated by a player! What an absolute UNIT! STAR STAR STAR

formal oyster
#

Oh, i remember how i beat the Asylum boss xd

golden ivy
#

3k keys no oculon pet T_T

tame sparrow
#

Oof

#

I got occulon right away but have spent about 5k on Scallux so far :/ The struggle is real

#

2 fucking months, no scallux

distant siren
#

lol

#

aren't you supposed to be playing doom eternal

tame sparrow
#

I'm eating some food at the moment

vital heart
#

what have you done to elpis???

formal oyster
#

Super laser piss did this?

distant siren
#

my dad is arguing

#

again

#

god damnit

raw folioBOT
#

A user has successfully killed a boss! Congrats to them! STAR STAR STAR

mighty shadow
#

@strong ore Fun fact: A formal peace treaty between Russia and Japan still has not been signed.

ashen orbit
sour socket
#

I have 11k keys do you guys think ill be able to trade in all of my asylum cards and get them all back?

smoky juniper
#

no

#

no where close I imagine

sour socket
#

i used 150 keys to get emig back

#

so its looking like no

smoky juniper
#

actually having done the maths 9478 keys is the expected number needed for all 16 cards using the drop rates on the wiki

#

but I have spent over that keys and got 7/16

sour socket
#

oh shit

#

oh

distant siren
#

rip

sour socket
#

rip indeed

#

i got my emig x card back in like 3 kills

#

also i dont have to get my occ x card back its already 6*

vocal inlet
#

even if you don't get them all back right away its not a big deal just prioritize the ones you use

sour socket
#

i trade them in 1 boss at a time and get them all back before trading in the next boss

#

i just didnt get all of my demon ones back but tickets are a different currency so i started doing my asylum ones

#

i have now spent 1k keys

#

i got all of my emgi cards back and i still have 9500 keys

lament prairie
#

11k keys might be enough imo

distant siren
#

so bored

foggy thorn
#

unless you are really unlucky

sour socket
#

im currently trying to get occ y back i have 8.7k keys left

distant siren
#

anyone recommend me games?

foggy thorn
#

demoncrawl

distant siren
#

no

sour socket
#

ilde skilling have you heard of it

distant siren
#

no

foggy thorn
#

yes

distant siren
#

i want something fun

#

not tiring

sour socket
#

dark souls

distant siren
#

now THATS fun

#

im just gonna go find something

sour socket
#

ive been playing dark souls using the randomizer

golden ivy
#

Wtf why cant i upgrade ??

#

Niether of those 3

distant siren
#

oh no

sour socket
#

when you get 2 pet drops before getting the card

golden ivy
#

lol

sour socket
#

i dont need the pets anymore

#

i got a sent r and an occ pet drop already

brave crow
#

Guys, how I can take/drop pot cards?

distant siren
#

brew that type of potion

#

if you cant afford it it works too

sour socket
#

I have made it to farming scal cards now

distant siren
#

seeing the abbreviation "scal" makes me think of this thing right here

brave crow
#

brew that type of potion
@distant siren do card drop chance works with it?

foggy thorn
#

no

distant siren
#

no

sour socket
#

5 asylum cards to go

viral coral
#

only 1 more for me

#

its gorshank z

sour socket
#

to have them all 6*?

viral coral
#

i mean i have to get more cards to upgrade them

#

but i have recollected all the others

sour socket
#

nice

viral coral
#

i also need the 2nd demon card

sour socket
#

i need 2nd and 3rd demon cards still

viral coral
#

autoclicker ftw