#off-topic-chat

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void spade
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@strong ore I know for sure that equipping the Gold Candy card is pointless, it's doubled if equipped or not

strong ore
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6480% at 6*

void spade
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oh wait

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not Gold Candy I was thinking of wrong one

strong ore
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but does it get capped into pointlessness?

void spade
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I was thinking of the card that raises the hoop gem cap

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no idea, I'll look now

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I haven't looked at the code in a long ass time so it might take me a bit

strong ore
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you dont have to~

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just wondering if you knew 🙂

void spade
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too late I already opened my code editor

strong ore
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westworld season 3 any good?

tardy crescent
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in the way there, could you provide me the apo reqs for brewing every single construct potion?

void spade
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wdym

tardy crescent
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if it's even clearly stated in that dumb code

void spade
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like the level reqs?

tardy crescent
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yes just like normal potions require an apo level to be upgraded

void spade
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I don't believe that's clearly stated, but I will check

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most things aren't clearly stated lol

tardy crescent
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they're complicated to even read lol

strong ore
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if you look at the first letter of each line in the code, it clearly spells out "I dont fix bugs"

void spade
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@strong ore do u know if Gold Candy card is right next to a card that raises the hoops gem cap?

tardy crescent
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yes

void spade
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okay cool it is

tardy crescent
void spade
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@strong ore Unfortunately the crypt loot cap for the card is shared with Bob passive. Making the card essentially pointless

tardy crescent
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oh no

void spade
winged sigil
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well, the whole bonus is almost worthless

tardy crescent
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I don't give a fucking shit for pride to be honest

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I'm upgrading all my regular cards to 6*

void spade
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hell yeah

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the flex is always more important

tardy crescent
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(^:

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upgraded all cards from zones 6-10

void spade
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Plus you'll probably get more benefit out of the 6* cards in all other screens

tardy crescent
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yea

winged sigil
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and maybe it'll get fixed one day

void spade
tardy crescent
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and you still got crus cards at 5* anyeay

strong ore
void spade
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God Alien you crack me up

tardy crescent
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M A Y B E

strong ore
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C O R O N A B U G F I X

winged sigil
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I'm talking like by 31st of Feb, 2030

tardy crescent
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for some reason the game's called Idle Bugging lol

void spade
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I just hope there's something that makes tunnels not need an autoclicker

golden ivy
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haven't raid drops been fucked since day 1?

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and lava's known about it for like a year

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and not done shit

tardy crescent
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yes

strong ore
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I think I die of Covid-52 before PC gets any fix

tardy crescent
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nah from Covid-19

strong ore
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im not in america, we gonna survive

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covid-19

tardy crescent
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a m e r i c a

strong ore
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but covid-52 will be a big one

void spade
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Here's Napolleon saying he should update iOS probably:

chilly prawn
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We haven’t got update from January still- iOS and pc. And schools done with for now so there’s no excuse at all to fall back on

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Lolll

tardy crescent
chilly prawn
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😂

tardy crescent
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git rekt

strong ore
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fuck off iOS user

void spade
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PeeSea hahaha

strong ore
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🙂

tardy crescent
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iOS user should burn in hell

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and iOS itself

void spade
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At least iOS can see what their AP and BP perks do hahaha

tardy crescent
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what about you pee sea players hahaha

strong ore
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you know I can use keys?

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cant*

tardy crescent
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blah git 0 gems per 1k keys haha PeeSea user

strong ore
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i cant get banana bonk

tardy crescent
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:^)

void spade
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not like ur missing out on much

tardy crescent
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the best way of getting cash from crypt at last monster tho

void spade
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tru

tardy crescent
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I always use it lol

void spade
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Also can you really not use keys @strong ore ? I thought you could if you clicked in the right place

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I always forget to use it

tardy crescent
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how does pee sea can't even use keys hahaha

void spade
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I think I'm gonna focus on spamming some learning today

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I've been slacking the past few weeks because the need to autoclick killed a lot of my motivation

winged sigil
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I could too but what's the point

strong ore
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i cant unlock banana bonkers

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and whatever is next to it

winged sigil
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my next upgrade is done in 3 weeks anyway

void spade
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Even if you click where the unlock button should be?

strong ore
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what is best strategy for learning?

winged sigil
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tap is the other one

tardy crescent
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got kilowater lvl 50?

winged sigil
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!treasure

raw folioBOT
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The best way to increase treasure gains is to spam absorb at 14 bars until you get the last two perks to lvl ~5k and then switch to absorbing at 12 bars. The effect of the 12th perk is to treasure what kills per kill is to kills. See FAQ in #idle-skilling-info for the ways to increase learning speed.

tardy crescent
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if not there ya got a reason

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and riche biche is broken anyway

winged sigil
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kilowater cost is impossible already at lvl 16

strong ore
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im at 15

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its just 3 green coin

tardy crescent
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im at 12

void spade
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Khan still has the stupid high construction costs too

winged sigil
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it's like 10x more each time

tardy crescent
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231QQ

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yea

strong ore
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and bonus 14 isnt updated LOL

void spade
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oh god

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I forgot about that

tardy crescent
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PeeSea hahaha

winged sigil
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so level 16 would be like 30 green coins

strong ore
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PeeInTheSeaItStillGoesIntoYourMouth

winged sigil
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so only one I can upgrade is juiced up

tardy crescent
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hahaha Uno Reverse Card

winged sigil
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and that takes 3 weeks

tardy crescent
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and juiced up has time problems

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got mark 6* at least lol

strong ore
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im at juiced up 22

void spade
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I'm on Kilowater 10 because I really don't want to autoclick for that many coins. Juiced up takes about 2 weeks for me atm

winged sigil
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yea the 1.40x scaling is stupid

tardy crescent
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for me about 5 days

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yea it is

void spade
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I'm at Juiced Up 29

strong ore
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OPOPOPOP

tardy crescent
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29 as well

strong ore
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ok gtg

tardy crescent
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only takes me 5 days or so

strong ore
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and remember: PeeSeaSux

tardy crescent
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Static you might have lower builder level

golden ivy
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cya khan

winged sigil
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like, it's fine if you had like 10-20 levels or if you could scale building speed essentially infinitely but neither one is the case

fading nymph
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Quarantine is here for my town. Back to sleep.

void spade
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Probably, if you've been actively playing in the past few weeks it's likely that you're at or past my progress

winged sigil
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my builders are lvl 36-37

chilly prawn
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@void spade iOS can’t see the bottom of our screen though. It’s the five and take with Pc

tardy crescent
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30-31

void spade
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yea mine need some upgrades, a few are at 27-31 but my bottom row is low af

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I think I was in the process of upgrading them when I stopped

tardy crescent
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get it to at least 28 lol

winged sigil
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my bottom row is 36, top row 37

tardy crescent
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3 builders at 31, 7 at 30

void spade
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but idk if I want to spam learning or autoclick extracts

tardy crescent
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shall do both of them I guess?

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I wonder how many obols does it cost leveling to lvl 37

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it's around 2x every time so

void spade
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yeah but I don't want to keep pausing my autoclicker every minute or two

tardy crescent
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why should you

void spade
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cause that's about how long it takes me to hit 12 bars

tardy crescent
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oh

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you don't need to pause it

void spade
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Another point to consider: I am very lazy

tardy crescent
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just use a more conplicated setup

void spade
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fuck it I'll just autoclick extracts til I can upgrade my builders

tardy crescent
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lol

void spade
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it shouldn't take THAT long to get everything leveled

tardy crescent
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just around 10¹⁰⁰ millenia

winged sigil
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total, yes

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but each builder is only 110-145b/hr

tardy crescent
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oh no

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Also note how riche biche is broken

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yours must cost 1M obols at least lol

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Well I just hope lava fixes all the shit he's broken

void spade
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okay almost have all builders up to 30 already

tardy crescent
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cool

hollow forge
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cool

ember lichen
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Do you get anything for killing the singularity

outer spear
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Another singularity to kill

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Oh and if you kill enough of them some mastery points

frank moth
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lol

safe ruin
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I have reached 1* money

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Please clap

outer spear
tardy crescent
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6* left for reaching pro lol

golden ivy
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ok

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gleaming mica
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quick question

void spade
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quick answer

gleaming mica
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yeah thank you

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I just needed that
byeee

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Don't you think foil card constructions cost too much ? as you lose the 5* stars when you build it

strong ore
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nah its fine

gleaming mica
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so not only you have to upgrade the whole set of cards, but to benefit fro the perlescent tier

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you have to get them and upgrade them one more time ?

strong ore
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yueah

gleaming mica
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or maybe the first time you construct it (by turning the first set) I think you shouldn't lose your cards, first set is useless already,

strong ore
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nah its fine

gleaming mica
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and this construction being necessary for other building, it doesn't entice people into constructing it

strong ore
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i will tell him the next time I see him then

void spade
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I dont think it's that big of a deal but I'm pretty far.

strong ore
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it will be in the next update, im sure

golden ivy
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the sass @strong ore

strong ore
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im a sassy gurrlll

gleaming mica
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Right eh

strong ore
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Seriously, its fine as it is

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that part of the idle thing

gleaming mica
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I don't know, I'm spending weeks to upgrade the first sets to 5*

strong ore
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your issue is with upgrading them to 5*?

void spade
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you should probably focus on upgrading your daily star card limit

gleaming mica
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upgrading them/getting cards

strong ore
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then ur issue is that you arent getting enough cards

gleaming mica
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i have 90 cards/day/region

void spade
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yeah you should try to get more

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are you getting for every zone? including purg+?

golden ivy
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90/day should be fine

strong ore
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also 4th blue tank

golden ivy
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as long as you don't get all greys

gleaming mica
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Ah

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I don't have this tank for now

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however

strong ore
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yeah ur issue is that you havent progressed enough then

gleaming mica
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for purg+ you don't get this card limit

void spade
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Yes you do

strong ore
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not that the building requirements are too high

void spade
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it just isn't visual

strong ore
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its just not displayed

gleaming mica
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And card loot far more scarce in purg+ :/

void spade
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but they have the same card limit as the other zones

strong ore
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which is what actually needs to be fixed

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personalyl I only get purgatory ones everyday

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cuz I have enough anyways

void spade
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You also want to focus on getting more Card Drop Chance/Card Rarity once you have that blue tank so you won't get any grey card drops

gleaming mica
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that I didn't know.

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I have

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I upgraded every card drop chance ones to 4 or 5 star

strong ore
void spade
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then u should be good once you get that tank

strong ore
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there is a potion that upgrades cards

gleaming mica
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i know

void spade
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you don't need 6* CDC cards Khan is just flexing all the gems they wasted on card packs

gleaming mica
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ahah.

strong ore
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i spent my gray cards on that

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and thank you for using my preferred pronoun "they"

gleaming mica
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Blasphemy potion is lv220

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it takes 45mins to lv up rn

strong ore
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trust me, u can work on everything little by little

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and ur card income will go up

void spade
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brew speed is a slow grind until you get mama mia

strong ore
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then getting a few 5* cards wont be a big deal

void spade
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now my issue is my potions either:
Brew so fast that I'm not able to keep up with the crop costs
Take forever to brew

strong ore
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u gotta go 3 pink, 3 black

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just enough orange to hit 85% cost red on black

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but u already knew that

gleaming mica
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3 pink 3 blacks is like alot of gems ahah.

strong ore
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hes end-game

gleaming mica
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I mean

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3 pink 3 blacks and the slot upgrade

foggy thorn
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here I woke up thinking it was something cool

void spade
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uh oh Kuaka is awake

strong ore
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you know black pink?

foggy thorn
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no

gleaming mica
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I do

foggy thorn
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different thing

strong ore
gleaming mica
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good band 🍉

void spade
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but I do need to get a few more pink/black gems. I could get it I'm just lazy

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Im sitting on 10k+ keys

gleaming mica
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my bf loves it doghead

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still

golden ivy
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is the title DDU-DU DDU-DU?

gleaming mica
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it doesn't pay for the upgrade ahahah

foggy thorn
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tft is on mobile now @void spade

void spade
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AAAAAAAAAAAAA

strong ore
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DDU DU DDU DU is the title

void spade
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HELL YEAH

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ty Kuaka

foggy thorn
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came out yesterday

golden ivy
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creative af @strong ore

strong ore
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thanks adam

foggy thorn
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np

strong ore
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I try my best

foggy thorn
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same

golden ivy
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❤️

strong ore
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I think im just missing very few gems to be able to have enough brewing and mining setups simultaneously

golden ivy
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you aren't p2w like the rest of us?

strong ore
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I spent some

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like 30-40?

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maybe lavaflame can afford toilet paper now

void spade
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with how much I've spent he's gotta have a house made of TP

strong ore
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too bad his pixelated hands probably dont help in wiping his poopybutt

golden ivy
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nah he's spent it all on basket balls so he could research hoops

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it wasn't very well spent money

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but he did spend it

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lmao @strong ore

strong ore
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ive seen people spent 100k on free games

golden ivy
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well if they can afford 100k on a game they aren't hurting for cash anyways

strong ore
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yeah but fuck man

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thats dumb af

golden ivy
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it is but so is spending it on a lambo

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well ok you can re sell the lambo i guess

void spade
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it kinda just depends on how much they're spending versus how much they have

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If Bill Gates is fuckin around and spends 100k on Candy Crush that's not rly shit for him

golden ivy
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he'd make that back by the time he bought it

strong ore
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yeah but if bill gates spends that much time inputting his credit card info then the opportunity cost of spending 100k on candy crush is like amillion buckaroos

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he could spend that time otherwise

golden ivy
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idk if he's working anyways

strong ore
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bill gates?

winged sigil
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he just quit his position on the Microsoft board

strong ore
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he spends his time spending money on solving world problems

winged sigil
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to focus on philantrophy

strong ore
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rather than developing paper clip assistants

golden ivy
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? you just said the same thing twice @strong ore

strong ore
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what?

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oh

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well

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shit

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im senile

golden ivy
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we're all senile on this blessed day

strong ore
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is it true everyone in italy died?

golden ivy
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yeah every person

void spade
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all at once

winged sigil
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I hear there was a t-rex sighting there

dusky relic
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(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

winged sigil
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though that may have been Spain too

dusky relic
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helllo all, I love this game

strong ore
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like everyone in europe

golden ivy
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sup

strong ore
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and USA is next

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cuz trump made his own tests

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and they all contain coronavirus

void spade
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as long as I get my $1000

strong ore
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no, that is only for rich people

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poor people dont deserve free money, bunch of fucking leeches

void spade
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well I won't be poor once I have an extra $1k in my bank account

strong ore
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good point

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at least for a day

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cuz blow and hookers is about 1k$

golden ivy
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if you get shitty ones maybe

strong ore
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how much u pay for hookers?

golden ivy
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200 bucks a minute

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so like 200 bucks

gleaming mica
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so roughly 50 bucks?

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ho snap.

golden ivy
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nah the cheap bastards round up

gleaming mica
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was an easy joke

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ahah

strong ore
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thats pretty expensive

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life in USA sounds expensive overall

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healthcare and hookers are both expensive

golden ivy
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i'm not in the usa

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also i was joking :p

strong ore
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everyone else in the internet is from usa

winged sigil
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yea, free healthcare for all

strong ore
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yeah but what about the hookers?

golden ivy
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fair point

winged sigil
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they're probably not free

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by definition

golden ivy
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free hookers for all

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that's my platform

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adam 2020

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a vote for me is a vote for hookers in every neighborhood

strong ore
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BJTs for everyone

golden ivy
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BJT?

strong ore
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bipolar junction transistor

golden ivy
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you mean everyone doesn't already have one?

winged sigil
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right, those

strong ore
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u can choose npn or pnp types

fleet ivy
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Are they cheap for making you pay for the full minute or is Adam cheap for trying to only pay 50? These are the real questions that need to be asked

strong ore
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I would assume there are fixed costs

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and if you look at supply and demand curves you can clearly tell that intercourse with adam is in very low demand

golden ivy
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hooo fuuck

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i've never been this rekt

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they're cheap for making me pay for the full minute even if i only use a third of it @fleet ivy

fleet ivy
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Wouldn't it only be 1/4? Based on 50/200 lol

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And wow yeah, Khan is hitting you with those zingers

golden ivy
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wasn't me who said 50

fleet ivy
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Ah I'll credit you for the full 20 seconds instead of the 15 then :p

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Anyone play disgaea 5?

strong ore
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I know the game

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didnt know there was 3+

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corona really messing up my travel plans...

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anyhow, good night

golden ivy
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Goooooodmorming

void spade
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good morning

golden ivy
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no

winged sigil
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!tempmute @golden ivy 2h ok

golden ivy
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below is ok

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winged sigil
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idk

golden ivy
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good asnwer

cunning tapir
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wanna try something fun?

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Do this xD

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you can spy everyone without even looking

distant siren
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e

golden ivy
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e

burnt pecan
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e

outer spear
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Yuuyuuyuuyuuyuuyuuyuuyuuyuuyuut

mystic geyser
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I just hit the jackpot in the arcade and got the Gorshank pet within the same 5 mins

tame sparrow
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Nice, good job

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Lucky

mystic geyser
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Ty lol

hollow forge
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damn u guys always hitting jackpot

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when will it be my time to shine

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congrats though

lament goblet
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HeHe nice

meager trout
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2** :D

golden ivy
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nobody is gonna know what game it's from @lament goblet

lament goblet
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Yeah...

kind rover
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Idle awards 2

granite oyster
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I forgot about this game during quarantine

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😳 😳

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Gonna have so many damn keys

lament goblet
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yesahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

golden ivy
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this fucking monitor stand just raised its price again

near wharf
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wait

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isnt 🤢 literally good for the #free-gem-contest💎 ?

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like it increases dead people (more gems) and decreases alive people (smaller number dividing gems)

golden ivy
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there was a lot of discussion on it

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i think the consensus was "react on everything"

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people aren't reacting to the stuff other than toilet paper cause they get confused

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and don't want to screw it up

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i assume

winged sigil
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I reacted to everything but 💀

vocal inlet
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I reacted on everything because it felt the most chaotic

distant siren
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idle awards 3 when???

golden ivy
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im so done with my keyboard

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ordering a new one tonight

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so excited

boreal plinth
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What do the last 2 smiting items do?

golden ivy
boreal plinth
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Sorry

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Thanks

distant siren
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gonna be teehee soon

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i gtg sleep

fading nymph
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Pieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

golden ivy
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oki

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im getting an ew keyboard

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after extensive research

fading nymph
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Ew keyboard.

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I agree

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It's ew

golden ivy
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no

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new keyboard

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its pretty neat

fading nymph
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Ew.

golden ivy
fading nymph
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Knock off?

golden ivy
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of?

fading nymph
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Looks like a chroma

golden ivy
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Its a semi knockoff

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but by far the highest rated I could find for the price

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even linus tech tips endorsed it

fading nymph
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Ah. Well I'll go buy a razer chroma then. Just to piss you off. :p

golden ivy
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I cant afford a chroma

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😦

fading nymph
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Which one you looking at?

golden ivy
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which what

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a downside is the switches

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they are blue

fading nymph
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Like your balls.

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:o

golden ivy
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blue switches are soooo loud

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but anything is better than my shitty 7$ membrane keyboard

fading nymph
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You need a 2 dollar thrift store keyboard. Then you can complain

golden ivy
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I can already complain

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I complain quite a lot

fading nymph
golden ivy
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cute

fading nymph
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Get a half keyboard. Some of these gaming ones are 15 bucks

golden ivy
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I need all he keys though

fading nymph
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You don't. You didn't need a numpad remember?

golden ivy
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I need atleast the whole alphabet

fading nymph
golden ivy
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whats the point tho

fading nymph
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Ergonomics

golden ivy
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Doesn't seem like it

fading nymph
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You can play one side with your dick and the other side with your free hand.

golden ivy
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I have one hand on the mouse and one on the keyboard always, I dont need a split board

fading nymph
golden ivy
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okaY

fading nymph
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I am displeased with you. Lol

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And extremely bored

golden ivy
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I am dissapointed in you.

fading nymph
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Distributed

golden ivy
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Dilectabled

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ok

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hi

winged sigil
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why are you doing this

golden ivy
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what

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ok

winged sigil
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that

golden ivy
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that what

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ban him

winged sigil
golden ivy
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ok

winged sigil
#

!tempmute @golden ivy 8w ok

raw folioBOT
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golden ivy
outer spear
#

Brutal

strong ore
#

hi

golden ivy
#

yo

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didn't you go to bed like 5 hours ago

strong ore
#

yeah

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6 hours really

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but slept 4 hours

golden ivy
#

big oof

strong ore
#

I already drove my wife to work and had breakfast

#

dude, im a busy guy

golden ivy
#

not for long when you die from no sleep

strong ore
#

i dont work at burger king

#

I work at mcdonalds

golden ivy
#

what

strong ore
#

dont worry, I die of coronavirus first

#

im joking, I have a real job

golden ivy
#

burger flipper is a real job

#

and i've been real jobbing it for 25 years

strong ore
#

yeah man

#

cant tell im joking

golden ivy
#

since before i was conceived

strong ore
#

mayube you were the hamburger all along

golden ivy
#

i can tell you're joking i'm just joking more

#

i was flipping myself all this time 🤔

strong ore
#

i slept at 2 am cuz of work, that is the truth

foggy thorn
golden ivy
#

what a god

foggy thorn
golden ivy
#

what a guy

#

sometimes i watch "worst gaming setup" videos to make me feel better about my horrible setup

foggy thorn
#

do you just love it when some random person just calls you

#

for no reason what so ever

golden ivy
#

l dont even like when people I know call me

foggy thorn
#

@golden ivy this guy just started a call for no reason

hasty mesa
#

i made a chart deciding the best way to spend $20 worth of gems

#

then i bought the infinity forge and spent the rest on pachinko balls

foggy thorn
#

why

#

thats the worst way to spend gems

burnt pecan
#

no

#

worse way is to buy asylum keys

smoky juniper
#

buying balls is pretty damn foolish

#

most of them will just come back giving you gems, but far fewer

agile jetty
#

Okay, having plugged all the numbers and assuming based on past record, Lava's Givaway will currently be awarding 14 people 1609 gems each..... wow I am such a nerd.....

half flint
#

The true worst way to spend gems is beginner potions once you're several teehee deep

#

the biggest brain strat

agile jetty
#

This is after rounding down on all calculations for the purpose of some minor monetary recouping.

smoky juniper
#

How do you possibly get 14 by dividing 999 by 10?

#

100*

agile jetty
#

The past record of lava is to award 4-5 winners for each Givaway. Therefore as an approximation i have got 14.

#

Because he has said it is winners, +1 for each 100 hands and -1 for each skull

#

5 winners on average per event. +10 winners from hands, -1 winner from skills.

strong ore
#

I have lava gives nothing to anyone

#

hope

agile jetty
#

Else if he doesn't follow his usual pattern of 4-5 +1 extra. It'll be 2503 gems per winner for 9 winners

smoky juniper
#

also ngl I did a rough calc in my head and I get around 900 gems total

#

but whatever

#

lava does whatever he wants anyway

strong ore
#

hes king of the castle

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and ur a vassal

agile jetty
#

1130 alive
484.5 dead
14 aprox winners
263 toilet paper multiplier

484.5 x (263/(1131/200)
22532/14
1609
Or
22532/9
2503

smoky juniper
#

doesn't the final formula roughly equal 500 * 10 / 5 currently. I mean I'm just doing it in my head, but I don't see where your ~20k is coming from

agile jetty
#

I have shown here my working.

smoky juniper
#

for a start your allive is wrong. Secondly you are multiplying/dividing wrong

agile jetty
#

How so?

smoky juniper
#

well alive must be around 800 or so

#

2k - (500 + 300 + 300)

#

is certainly not 1130

agile jetty
#

I missed the 300 wow.... I really messed that one up didn't I XD

#

Do keep in mind I'm doing this all in my head XD

#

But yeah I was wrong, let me retry.

smoky juniper
#

and secondly "Dead people * (1 + 🧻 /50 ) / [1 + (Alive People) / 200]" so 500 * (1+500/50) / (1 + 800/200) so 500 * 11 / 5 so 100 * 11, so 1100 total gems.

#

at an estimation

#

the only way to get good amounts of gems is for alive people to equal -199

agile jetty
#

Yeah, I will concede defeat on that one. Well played sir. Well played.

golden ivy
#

@fading nymph i decided to go with the keyboard with the numpad

wispy dagger
#

hmmm

vale flicker
#

I have 6 months to work on a book. Before starting and dedicating myself to this project, I wanted to see if I could get a few people on board. I need some basic roles, whatever you feel you have the time to fill. Editing, consistency, spell check, or even just lending a hand with story board conception early on. DM me if you're interested

fading nymph
#

#ReleaseTheButtholeCut

fleet ivy
#

What's the going rate? :p

wispy dagger
#

1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 to 1

frank moth
#

0 days until doom eternal yay

tiny haven
#

Any mods know how to get in trough with lava? My iOS game crashed and I lost all progress. Trying to get my purchases restored.

#

Touch not trough.

golden ivy
#

I guess you could send him a pm

tiny haven
#

I have.

golden ivy
#

He's busy these days, dont take it too hard if he doesnt respond

pearl oak
#

Bray.

#

How hard would it be for you to break down a games APK into code?

#

I'm not close to my PC and I'm wanting to check some stuff on this game I'm playing

golden ivy
#

I have never done it before so idk

#

Though it shouldnt be too hardat all

#

Hey, can we swap star cards backwards?

#

nah

#

Oh well, I lvled rare card chance too much

#

oof

#

Now I cant do shit cuz I have 999 of every card

#

Exept 1star ones

#

Anyway cheers

wispy dagger
#

What is "Barotrauma"?

golden ivy
#

Barotrauma is physical damage to body tissues caused by a difference in pressure between a gas space inside, or in contact with, the body, and the surrounding gas or fluid. The initial damage is usually due to over-stretching the tissues in tension or shear, either directly by expansion of the gas in the closed space or by pressure difference hydrostatically transmitted through the tissue.****

wispy dagger
#

Idk Lava played it

golden ivy
#

oh

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its a game

raw folioBOT
#

A user has successfully killed a boss! Congrats to them! STAR STAR STAR

tough zealot
#

I have to say. After ten, then fifteen, I was a little disappointed. But after TRESSII my happiness is found

orchid walrus
#

Am I suppose to be focusing on certain smithing items or all of them even the copper ones?

molten tangle
#

Smith items cant help you at all, try upgrade potion and tinkering equipment and perk point gained

golden ivy
#

bold statement

orchid walrus
#

Potions are kinda hard to get rn unless I just need to put even more effort, most are at 220ish. Also is there a place for best tinkering set ups?

molten tangle
#

No, tinkering equipment should be upgrade to epic or legendary

orchid walrus
#

Oh god I’m at blue

#

Which’s boosters are best

molten tangle
#

The yellow

orchid walrus
#

Both yellow?

molten tangle
#

Yeah

orchid walrus
#

I’ll give it a shot

molten tangle
#

Not really good but ok

#

Upgrade the critical damage, idle damage, total damage for better damaged

orchid walrus
#

Ok

foggy thorn
#

good night

golden ivy
#

night night

fading nymph
#

Good morning

golden ivy
#

ok so keyboard news

#

the keyboard i wanted was like a bait and switch type deal where they linked reviews to keyboards for a different model

#

not fun

#

so im not getting it now

fading nymph
golden ivy
#

I have decided to go with the E-Element Z-88 Black keyboard

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Or the Havit kb-389L

fading nymph
#

Or the logitech 20 dollar keyboard

golden ivy
#

Help me decide

fading nymph
#

Go buy doom and animal crossing. They are out

#

Gooooo

#

No butts

golden ivy
#

Upsides of the E-Element Z-88: Better color modes, small form, glowing reviews, cheaper

#

Downsides: Blue switch (ew), lil baby boy

#

Upsides of Havit kb-389L: comes with hand resty thingy, pretty good reviews (less popular), brown switches

#

Downsides: more expensive, big boy

fading nymph
#

Blue switch better

golden ivy
#

eh idk

fading nymph
#

Don't ask me then. :p

golden ivy
#

but they have both been said to be quite good by linus tech tips himself

fading nymph
#

Who?

golden ivy
#

Linus

#

tech

#

tips

#

our tech god

fading nymph
#

That's static and vad.

golden ivy
#

no

fading nymph
#

Yeo

golden ivy
#

even they would agree that linus is tech god

fading nymph
#

You are blaspheming all over the server now

golden ivy
#

@void spade and @tame sparrow do we agree that linus tech tips is a tech god?

kind rover
#

You really don't need any fancy keyboards.

#

You should see my keyboard hahaha

golden ivy
#

YEs

#

sned pic

fading nymph
#

Vad is playing doom and shouldn't be bothered.

golden ivy
#

oh im fukin stup

#

the fake rgb z-88 is the cheap one

#

the expensive one cost more than the havit

#

looks like i have decided on the havit keyboard

fading nymph
#

Cause you are a fool

golden ivy
#

my amazon shopping cart is 300$

#

woof

#

im so fucking confused

#

the HV-KB389L and HV-KB393 seem to have no difference

fading nymph
#

Foop

golden ivy
#

turns out they are both non-existent

fading nymph
#

Just like you're brain. :)

#

Figure that statement out

frank moth
#

im asking people to encourage me so i could drink that juice

fading nymph
#

I typed it as it should be

#

OJ?

#

You shouldn't drink washed up football players.

frank moth
#

apple juice

golden ivy
#

I'm back

#

i read that wrong the first time

#

added an "l"

#

I let one of my alters, jessica, (who is typing this as I speak) repair my laptop

#

Having multiple identities gets fun and confusing

#

pog i found the real model of the keyboard

#

these fuckers were baiting

#

nice

#

I have no idea about computers, lol

#

even though tim did his best to explain how the laptop worked while I was fixing it

#

hello bray come back

#

yes

#

hi

#

looking at boards

#

boards of keys

#

for my big box

#

ok

#

so we found out that our laptop's storage can be upgraded, tim knows how

#

I don't

#

cooooooooolio

#

also I'm jessica, nice to meet you bray

#

hi

#

god i need sleep

#

happy midnight

tame sparrow
golden ivy
#

gn bray

tame sparrow
#

Back to DOOM now

golden ivy
#

hi vad

#

agreed vad

#

good keyboard

#

WAIT

#

today is the 20th?

#

yes

#

wow

#

i need a time thingy

#

to tell me the time

#

Goodnight

tame sparrow
frank moth
#

vad is playing it

#

the eternal doom

distant siren
#

wow

#

the

frank moth
#

gay

tame sparrow
#

!tempmute @frank moth 1d hatin on the gay

raw folioBOT
#
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Reason: hatin on the gay

[unmute]

Muted until ·
golden ivy
#

hmm

#

hi vad, I'm jessica

#

the host has told me about you

#

the host is the original meat

tame sparrow
#

Chuunibyou

distant siren
#

i got banned from a chat just because i said i was jealous

#

cool

#

im still jealous btw

tame sparrow
#

Peanut butter and jealous

shell mirage
#

guys

#

i defeated death

#

and something weird happened

#

it came a cutscene that somebody missed death and he came back to live and did his job to tp me back again

pseudo sphinx
#

He didn't say he hates gay

#

Maybe it's his way of appreciating things, by calling them gay

#

Also you cannot ban him even if he hates gay

#

It's his personal opinion

#

You can ban him for racial or homophobic speech

#

Everyone's a snowflake nowday, you can't even call me by my real name coz I'll sue you! You have to use the pronouns I am forcing you to use!!!

tame sparrow
pseudo sphinx
#
  1. That's me
tame sparrow
pseudo sphinx
#

All I read was Ok Boomer

#

From your link

tame sparrow
#

Good, that's the message I was trying to send you.

pseudo sphinx
#

Not even joking, I saw boom and thought of it

#

So please unban him

#

Or else I will ban you for hate against people who hate gays

distant siren
#

how will you do that

pseudo sphinx
#

Or else you'll ban me for hating you for banning people who hate gays

distant siren
#

🤔

pseudo sphinx
#

Do you see my text color?

#

It's Ultra Instinct from dragon ball

tame sparrow
#

banned
when he's actually only muted for a day
ok.jpg

pseudo sphinx
#

Compared to Vad who is barely fighting picollo

#

Or vegeta pff

tame sparrow
#

I'm going back to DOOM Eternal now.

pseudo sphinx
#

Ok, hf

#

Attention wh0re 😘

#

Look at me I am playing doom eternal

#

Lmao jk dont mute kthxbye

#

(i wasn't kidding, but this proves how naive people can be! You can insult them then add "no offence" with no consequences! Muhahahahaha 😈😜)

distant siren
#

hmm

#

let me pull something out

golden ivy
#

lmao

fossil stratus
#

U guys ever felt like u wanted to murder ur whole family?

#

cuz i do rn

golden ivy
#

why?

fossil stratus
#

my mother screamed at me cuz she wanted me to work

#

but right before that i asked her if she could return my computer so i can work

#

she ended up taking my phone telling me that i'd get it back when i'd start working.

strong ore
#

emancipate

#

you have given enough of your life to those losers

fossil stratus
#

lol where do i go

strong ore
#

figure it out

#

ur almost an adult

#

you knew begpacking?

tame sparrow
#

How old are you?

strong ore
#

me?

#

im 35

fossil stratus
#

Im 15

#

Not an adult yet

strong ore
#

im kidding

#

parents can suck

#

once ur a parent, you will suck sometimes

tame sparrow
#

Well, you won't be able to emancipate yet, sorry to say.
I was abused for many years, always looking for a way out, never found one until I was able to move out and go to college at 18

fossil stratus
#

oh

tame sparrow
#

My statement that you can't emancipate is based on USA law, idk about other countries

fossil stratus
#

well i hope i'll get my own little room when i turn 18

#

my parents arent abusing me

#

but they can be a real pain in the neck sometimes.

tame sparrow
#

Oh, sorry. When I see someone say they got yelled at I assume they mean screaming and threatening, old habit

#

My bad

#

So

#

Maybe don't murder your family

#

yet

fossil stratus
#

yeah

tame sparrow
#

Wait till the life insurance matures

fossil stratus
#

good idea

#

my knife will have to wait just a little longer...

tame sparrow
#

DOOM Eternal is really good btw.
Very much worth it.

fossil stratus
#

i think the same

tame sparrow
#

Side note, if you're poor, its already available to pirates

fossil stratus
golden ivy
#

stuff

tame sparrow
#

Off topic is for minecraft, this is DOOM we're talking about

golden ivy
#

lava just named it off topic cause he's a dumb poo poo head

fossil stratus
#

well anyways

#

ooooo lava is on rn

tame sparrow
#

DOOM >>>>>>>>>>>>> minecraft

fossil stratus
#

daring arent we?

tame sparrow
#

Lava should play DOOM

fossil stratus
#

maybe

#

oh reminds me of sth i wanted to write in suggestions

tame sparrow
#

But anyway

#

Bethesda accidentally released the denuvo free version of the exe in their own launcher lmao

long glen
#

"""""Accidentally"""""

fossil stratus
#

poor professor of mathematics im following online classes and everyone just passed audio memes

long glen
#

I'm willing to bet one of the employees responsible doesn't feel like working there anymore.

fossil stratus
#

then he should just quit

long glen
#

Sometimes it's better to get fired/laid off.

fossil stratus
#

yeah but hes fucking everyone up on this one

tame sparrow
#

Man, if I was running a multi-million dollar software company, I would have a guy who's only job it is the week of release, to scan the entire release package and make 100% sure everything is exactly how it is meant to be.

fossil stratus
#

i guess they have their reasons not to do so

tame sparrow
#

And the product wouldn't release until he's totally finished and gives the go-ahead. And then if its wrong, he gets ground up for lunch meat and the rest of the employees have to eat it to learn a valuable lesson about failure.

long glen
#

But vad, that would require you to pay someone, and that's not how you get stock prices to go up.

tame sparrow
#

True story there Chy

fossil stratus
#

yeah,as long as u get money from it its gud

#

at least thats how they think

fleet ivy
#

I'm just waiting for my $2400 check

tame sparrow
#

Also
A few months ago when Rage 2 came out, they did the same thing

fleet ivy
#

I can buy all the gems then

tame sparrow
#

Instead of gems you should buy PC parts

#

Could build a pretty bitchin rig with $2400

#

Or buy a nice gaming laptop if you're a masochist

fleet ivy
#

I'd have to convince my wife. But really I'd have to convince myself Haha. She's been telling me to for years because I'm always complaining about my pc. I'm pretty cheap though

tame sparrow
#

Upgrading your PC will make you far happier than gems in the long run. Probably in the short run, too

fleet ivy
#

The gems thing was a joke lol

tame sparrow
#

I think a new gen of Ryzen chips either just came out or will be out soon. And you can get an RTX 2080

#

I figured lmao

#

But still

fleet ivy
#

Lava gave me a negative view towards spending money in IS when he presented the mastery 2x thing as money only, then changed his mind because people bitched. Harder for me to justify now. Then considering the state he left iOS and pc in, what if android stopped being his baby? Lol hard to support that shit

#

Maybe thats a bit much but I'm still annoyed about it lol

tame sparrow
#

I'm never buying gems because I'm poor as fuck and need that money for food lol

#

Ooooh my god, the asshole who runs the "Worlds greatest marble race" youtube channel has been banned from several subreddits I'm in multiple times, and he just keeps making new reddit accounts to get around it.
Spammin sack of shit

fleet ivy
#

No idea what you're talking about lol

tame sparrow
#

I literally just described the entire scenario

fleet ivy
#

I meant that more as "never heard of him"

tame sparrow
#

He records and posts lame marble races. That's where you have a track that marbles can roll down and you drop a bunch of marbles at once and see which ones finish in which positions. His tracks are generally small and low quality and he spams his channel all over the place. He even harassed his local news station in to doing a story on his stupid channel

fleet ivy
#

Is that a common hobby? Lol

tame sparrow
#

I guess? Its pretty popular right now because ESPN had some marble racing on since all the sports were cancelled.

#

But he's been doing this spamming for MONTHS

long glen
#

Um, okay. Sounds pretty pointless but if it makes him happy?

tame sparrow
#

He even uses sockpuppet accounts to make a couple comments each time he posts a video saying stuff like "I picked green marble and it totally won!" and other lame shit like that.
Always one or two very similar comments from accounts with little to no post history

golden ivy
#

sounds sad

long glen
#

Back in my day, we used our marbles to play schoolyard games. Form a course in the sand and see who can flick it the furthest without leaving the course, that kinda stuff. Won some neat marbles, dunno where I put them though.

golden ivy
#

yeah i had some sick ass marbles

#

dunno where they are now tho

tame sparrow
#

Dow that DOOM Eternal is out all I have left to wait for is Cyberpunk 2077 and the new season of Slime Tensei

#

You guys hyped for anything coming up?

#

I had some neat marbles as a kid but I never actually knew how to play marbles. I just kind of... collected them I guess.

distant siren
#

no hype here

#

can't afford anything anyway

long glen
#

Only game I'm waiting for doesn't have a release date announced yet.

fleet ivy
#

I think I know the marble racing's targeted audience. My 2yo daughter has definitely watched videos where they race marbles down a hot wheel mountain lol

tame sparrow
#

Oh definitely.

#

What game are you hype for Chy?

long glen
#

Hollow Knight: Silksong.

tame sparrow
#

Ahhhh yeah

#

I thought that was gonna be a DLC tho?

long glen
#

Started that way, but it grew into its own game.

tame sparrow
#

Oh wow

fleet ivy
#

My wife was in a bad mood when I left for work so on my way home I got her some food and said "I got you two McMuffins..... so maybe now you won't be so fucking McMad" she did not find it as funny as I did for some reason

tame sparrow
#

lmfao

#

My wife would find that quite humorous

golden ivy
#

lol good one

#

wtf is it with this server and everyone having a wife tho

fleet ivy
#

How old are you Adam?

long glen
#

I know, right? It's almost like they're functioning human beings.

golden ivy
tame sparrow
#

Huh, never knew it was strange to be married at 29

golden ivy
#

it is when you're in a server for an idle game

#

you should be at home playing games all day not marrying people

#

get with the times

fleet ivy
#

I'm pretty sure I'm the oldest mod

tame sparrow
#

I... AM at home playing games all day

golden ivy
#

not when you were getting married

fleet ivy
#

So it's okay for me to be married

tame sparrow
#

IDK dudes that sounds fake. Ages older than 29 don't exist because I have never experienced them

fleet ivy
#

Or at least I was before static and vad lol

golden ivy
#

the same way sex doesn't exist @tame sparrow

tame sparrow
#

My wife claims to be 31 but I don't believe that shit for a second because she looks about 16 and she's all supple and stuff

golden ivy
#

it's a lie made up by women to control us

fleet ivy
#

Adam confirmed no sex

golden ivy
#

i was saying it didn't exist for him >:(

tame sparrow
#

Adam is a no-sex confirmed

golden ivy
#

don't describe your wife as looking like she's 16 and supple in the same sentence

tame sparrow
#

I describe her that way to her face lol

#

She hates it

golden ivy
#

did you really need confirmation i'm a turbo incel

tame sparrow
#

But then we go to the liquor store and they ask her for ID but not me

golden ivy
#

isn't my endless screeching about women enough?

#

ok but don't describe her like that to me

tame sparrow
#

Pretty sure Adam is the only member of my hentai server that doesn't get laid

fleet ivy
#

Man you really shouldn't say your wife looks 16, at least 18 lol

golden ivy
#

jesus christ

#

i was just fucking murdered

#

someone call help

tame sparrow
#

Funnily enough 16 is the age of consent in my state

golden ivy
#

stop talking

#

it'd be better

#

i don't want to hit the dial button

tame sparrow
#

I mean, she is 31 tho

golden ivy
long glen
#

FBI open up!

tame sparrow
#

Maybe you should dial up an ambulance and get that sick burn I gave you treated

golden ivy
#

nah i have tons of untreated burn wounds already

#

i just let them fester

tame sparrow
#

Is that why girls won't tuch ur pp

fleet ivy
#

Here's all I hear vad

golden ivy
#

no they won't touch it because girls only like douches REEEEEEEE FEMOIDS

wispy dagger
tame sparrow
#

You want to hear something worse? My army buddy is 26, has a wife that's 30, and she looks 12 at the most. tiny little woman.

golden ivy
#

some say she is 12

tame sparrow
#

Some do, but not her drivers license

fleet ivy
#

She gets carded for juice boxes

tame sparrow
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ACTUALLY
She doesn't have a drivers license, she has a state ID instead. she's not allowed to drive because she has epilepsy

golden ivy
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some say her id is fake

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i say they don't know that the state issues IDs with comic sans, when they clearly do

tame sparrow
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She got kicked out of a bar we were in once while he was in the bathroom because she wore pants with no pockets so he had her ID
It was the funniest fucking thing

golden ivy
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lol

tame sparrow
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I was like "Man, she's older than all of us!" and the bartender was like "Listen, do I need to call the bouncer or are you gonna get her out of here?"

fleet ivy
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Her chaperone isn't allowed to leave her alone

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Did you guys know McDonald's doesn't sell anything with bagels anymore? Because I didn't lol

tame sparrow
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I didn't know they ever had anything on a bagel in the first place

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Egg McMuffin is the only thing I like from there tho so I probably don't know about a lot of things

fleet ivy
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I used to get their bacon egg and cheese bagel all the time. It had some sauce in it that was really good

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Sup lucky

tame sparrow
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Howdy

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I can say howdy, I own a cowboy hat

fleet ivy
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Do you wear it? Pretty sure you can only say it while it's on

long glen
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If I shaved I'd have to show ID too. Less because of height, more that I'd look like an acne-ridden teen.

tame sparrow
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I'm wearing it now

fleet ivy
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You have to slightly tip it too, even if the person can't see you

tame sparrow
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Crocs, pink fuzzy sweatpants, no shirt, headphones, cowboy hat

fleet ivy
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You had me at no shirt

tame sparrow
golden ivy
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why would you send this

wispy dagger
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why wouldn't you send this

distant siren
tardy crescent
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p o l a r b e a r

ashen orbit
distant siren
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i still dont know what ^ that emote means

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its so low res

ashen orbit
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mine or the polar bear?

distant siren
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yours

ashen orbit
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ah, it's a

distant siren
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i thought that was a facemask but its a cup

ashen orbit
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it is Lmao

distant siren
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?:

ashen orbit
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he's sipping some tea

errant forge
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Hello! I am back.

void spade
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hi ondra

errant forge
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Hey, it seems you got mod helpers.

void spade
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lol me and vad were made jr mods the day you left

winged sigil
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iirc, ondra left because vad got basilisk

void spade
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Yea

burnt pecan
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^

errant forge
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That's the exact reason I left. I didn't like that people that I didn't yet know enough got in charge of this server.

void spade
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he's just jr mod

burnt pecan
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then get to know them 😛

void spade
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he's too busy playing doom now I'm sure

tardy crescent
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xd

burnt pecan
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oh yea, its the 20th lol

void spade
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so @errant forge whatcha been up to? Any fun new downgrades?

burnt pecan
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lol

errant forge
distant siren
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why is the quality so crumpled

errant forge
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And Seph + Nova are STILL mods even though they are inactive.

winged sigil
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and?

void spade
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Notice you say nothing about KingSnail being inactive 👀 sounds a lil biased to me

burnt pecan
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lol

errant forge
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They are now a mod helper though

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Unlike Seph and Nova

burnt pecan
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Seph's not here cuz pc is borked rn

errant forge
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Okay, can understand

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I also reached a huge milestone in IS

distant siren
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hey guys

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let me ruin this conversation

golden ivy
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Is it me or the pet drop is insane rare ..... 1.5k raid tickets still no blue nor red sentinel

distant siren
void spade
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drop rate is pretty low yeah

errant forge
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I only get kings and demons as pets